chaparral yucca
poo smells lmao
so ugly and evil
got a 4 fold on
unnecessary
big greeen pot noodle for lunch ladf
>>204865216love making these into cheeky cheese toasties desu
>>204865216no roast? country's gone to the dogs
match what on the tiles
i'm going to do a poo at paul's
genuinely cannot remember a single thing from before i was 12-13
>>204865236the picturethe tile has to have a free edge to be matched
90% of dating app users are maleif that's not GRIM then i don't know what is
ohh i was doing the numbers, you see
looks like we're having a general election
i give up
>>204865286Get it sucked
chugging lead paint
>>204865322How so?
lads the gf of 4+ years broke up with me nearly 2 months ago nowwe lived together and were planning on buying a place in the new year and had started planning our future togethernow im all alone go days without talking to anyone and shuffle mindlessly around the flat that we shared and im really really lonely
>>204865372funny
when you think of countries that border italy you don't expect to see slovenia there
>>204865367over half a million signatures on the petition
might play a game with a female protagonist
psychedelic mongs are some of the most annoying cunts on the planet
>>204865372screaming
>>204865372yeah we know
>>204865372you found it before you'll find er again
>>204865404might fire up the CK3 and get some ideas
yer da drowned in storm bert
>>204865372what did you do wrong?
>>204865450need to reinstall ck3 and download some incest mods
>Homeless people to be given cash in first major UK trial to reduce povertyand they are cutting jobless benefitsneets you know what to do
playing the tin whistle, loud, safety always off
British farm owners are tax-dodging, welfare-sponging, tory-voting petit bourgeois kulaks who cry about immigration while whipping migrant workers to the bone picking fruit, and they deserve a good Bolshevik thrashing.British farming must be collectivsed and run by state collectives. I'm talking leather jacketed Bolsheviks in armoured cars requisitioning food. I'm talking state-run farms. I'm talking destroying petit bourgeois production.
>>204865449Me on the left (the little sub-parasite slug hanging on his neck)
reasonable blackman
>>204865425yeah bro just try ayahuasca man*gets addicted to cum*
I CAN'T GO UNTIL DINNERTIME WITH NO FOODI JUST CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'TWHY DID I EVER GET FAT ENOUGH TO HAVE TO DO THISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
silence
>>204865488>>Homeless people to be given cash in first major UK trial to reduce povertyWho the fuck even comes up with this shit, thats all going straight on crack and monster zero
My piggiest experience is probably the time I hooked up with a guy who was coming over straight from his job. He was sweaty and covered in metal shavings. He wanted to shower before we got in my bed but I said no, and immediately went for his dick. While I was blowing him I could taste all of his musk and pee and even the flavor of his farts. I could also smell his ass and it was making me lightheaded. It was sharp and stinky, so I licked his taint, then I started eating his ass out. It tasted even stronger than it smelled, and I was in pig heaven the whole time.When he finally fucked me, it took him about a minute to cum in me, then I went right back to eating his ass. He let me keep going for a while then he jacked off over my face before he left. I smelled like his ass all night but didn't care and didn't wash my face until the next morning when I was getting ready for work.
looking at the voting record of my local mp, shocking stuff
>>204865528KTIM but because i cant go shops until i shower and dry myself off, get dressed and go outside so instead im not eating
Those wereThe last days of autumn
>>204865537
>>204865537holy mother of grimola
>>204865579hows that grim
>>204865537michael my man
>>204865528Just go for a run to balance out a snack
this is my life today
*accuses you of rape*
which one of you twats reported my webm and got me a 3 dayer for "off-topic" aka doing literally nothing wrong but the mods simply didn't like my postreveal yourself you fucking grass
enormous bag of maltesers down the hatch
Weed is so pleasurable for me that's why i can't have itSmoke it all day every day
got a reply from the face transplant tinder gf lads things a re looking lush for me right now
>>204865624*runs off cackling*
got the mrballen on
>Rorke! Help me!>Long. Live. The king.>YEARGHHHHHHHHHH
i found half a can of Tennents Super in the bathroom and am going to mix it with 2 shots of vodka ^.^
the funniest thing about the whole jaguar debacle is how yanks pronounce it"jagwire" lmao
>>204865623It must really worry you being accused of rape, what with your lone alibi being "I was blogging on 4chan.org"
>>204865558been thereliterally spent a month on just pasta cos i was too depressed and anxious to go to the shop or talk to a delivery driver
kevin nash tore his quad in the sweltering summer of 2002
rorke, 34, virginquoted reason "what if they accuse me of rape"
but i mean you cant have two alibis and the dated, timestamped and logged in / bought with a creditcard posts on 4chan.org via your ISPs internet on laptop or phone, with chomblate bip cookies
>i was too depressed and anxioussomeone webb this cunt
>>204865650uhh that's not lager
Socialism is the answer to the problems the working class faces worldwide.
>>204865712
>Labour will be kind to us NEET chads
Right wing terrorism has, historically, never been directed against the state and is only directed against the civilian population. This is because all right wing terrorism is orchestrated and directed by the state. There has never been a documented case of right wing terrorism that was not orchestrated by the state against its own people.
>>204865762nobody said this thoughbeit
>>204865762your fault for believing anyone about politics
how the fuck do you even prove rape
>>204865762More money for Azov then
>>204865762was this not how it was already being managed? Or were people just collecting benefits while doing fuck all
>>204865767oh, okay then. right. thanks for letting me know.
the fruit fly has been drunk since last night and keeps walking on my computer screen after flying to it in a zig zag line, falling off, spassing out on the keyboard, and staring at me
>>204865800Go to the police and report the bloke who raped you mate, they have rape kits.
>>204865762VOTE LAYBOH FOR CHANGE
forgot to water my moss ball
>frying your brain is a myth btw
no its not even landing on the screen actually its just headbutting it i
>>204865807yeah
Got some christmas shopping done this weekend, earliest I've ever done it I think
haircuttoil in 30 mins
big roast chicken tonight
>>204865767the fuck are you talking about that shit happened all the time during the italian years of lead
if i plug into my laptop USB-C and then the wall will it charge my laptop
>>204865800You dont have to, she was literally spotted groping him, telling him she wants to fuck and sending him nudes before leaving her boyfriend and 3 year old to go on a cocaine fuelled bender with the mick before going into a hotel with him and draining him dry.i always used to think muh false rape was some incel fantasy but I believe it now
>>204865869did one in the slow cooker yesterday
i'm crunking out, /brit//, i'm so fucking crunk right now
>>204865807>were people just collecting benefits while doing fuck allthis
I wouldn't even know what to do with a gfI just go on the computer all day
fucking love blue ribands me
>>204865767Mad that iniAnyway, catch the game last night lad?
>>204865767>There has never been a documented case of right wing terrorism that was not orchestrated by the state against its own people.Care to back up that wild claim
anyone had that crimbo kfc stuffing burger?
>>204865884might go call up a DOXXED persons place of work pretending to be him and get their payee details changed to my own and also use someone elses Tesco clubcard
seen all this COP29 bollocks
>>204865899Have this thought often too, I guess normies life revolve around the eight hours of work they do a day, then it's just a couple hours of doing what you would do with a friend until sleep
>got 4 birthday cards>one off mum, one off my brother and one each off the cats >mum wrote all of them
>>204865875yes it will do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNc
from the golf to the ball to the mouth to the suck
>>204865913kfc has been really shit the last few times i went so i dont go there anymore
>starmer: im giving all our farmland to blackrock>commiemong: *claps like a seal* communists are never beating the neo-liberal allegations
>>204865871>italian years of leadWell exactly, the right wing terrorist attacks were all done with the support of the state and the CIA.
Dear Employed WomanHappy birthday! Love from /brit/ :)
>>204865887but when I was on the dole about 5 years ago I was expected to show proof of job applications in an online diary and shit, are you saying I could have just ignored that
>>204865917*in a raspy, breathy voice* i'm too fuckin crunk for this shit, mane
>>204865939ohno
mental just how Hispanic the US is, by 2060 70% of the population are going to be at least 1/4 Hispanic
>>204865959It was 5 years ago so why care either way
>>204865942>were all done with the support of the state and the CIA.Source?
>>204865950I would like to go on the record as saying I do not personally condone this post and will have nothing to do with it
>>204865939commies are raging simpletons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PDiORfADeQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PDiORfADeQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PDiORfADeQ
>>204865950Thank you :')
>>204865968loads of brappy latinas and that's a good thing
>>204865968they're creating a new race of hispano-teutons
>>204865968They are counted there as white for the most part nowadays aka "White Hispanic", all lumped in together
>>204865913the stuffing is utter garbage, don't bother
>>204865899mate its great that was me before i got a gf but then when i got a gf we did all sorts of stuff that its impossible to truly appreciate until you lose it. just being able to go for a drink or a meal together. to go to the shops, the cinema, the zoo, a city break, christmas market ANYTHING with someone is really bloody great now i lost my gf i just go on the computer all day again
>>204865961*in the same voice* DONT CALL ME WHITE
>>204865913the best one they did was that gravy burger which had a special shape specifically designed to hold a pool of gravy
>>204865939The labour government just signed us up to a scheme that sees the first world give the third world 300 billion a year for nothing after third worlders expressed their disgust at being offered 250b a year for nothing
>>204865959I would count 'having to show proof of job applications' in some sort of online calendar as fuck all
gay spastic homowent up to the hills for fifteen daaay *wikiwikiwikiweewoo* the pack on my back is achingthe straaps seem to cut me where they stand
https://youtu.be/N_eTOlrGtkg?si=Yf1wBip3nAjFGKWo&t=829
>>204866028this was based however once instance gave me food poisoning so associate the gravy recepticle with my runny poos and dont think would eat it again
>>204866053bet hes happier than me
*they did the mash*they did the MONSTER mash*the monster mash*
wow Edge doesnt have the option to copy link text
>>204866076I often refer to my arse as a gravy receptical
*waves arms around in the air like a deranged homosexual*
>>204865942>right wing terrorist attacks were all done with the support of the state and the CIA.Uh, exactly?Because they wanted to discourage right-wing sentimentAre you fucking retarded?
Did MDMA last night ladsInsane how much cringey shite you do and say when you're high off your nut
might go to korea
>>204866053Need him arrested and raped by two transexual police officers
>>204866061radio x listener
>>204866011if you've had a gf then you can get another oneI'm not outwardly a freak and could probably get someone but inwardly I'm an anxiety-ridden bedroom ghoul
Never had food poisoning Had the shits before but never food poisoning
>>2048660920.5 second search
>>204866115best korea or worst korea
its not very good is it
>>204866129you didn't knock on wood so now you're going to get it
can you even imagine what some freak who posts this >>204866116 even looks like in real life?
>>204866112cherished memories of chatting complete shite at house parties with boys and girls all off their nut on the stufftoo old for it now, me, and gfberg isn't into it
>>204865950Congrats! Another year closer to 41!
>>204866148just look in a mirror
>>204866140whichever not fussed
>>204866160What happens at 41?
What's going on here then!
>>204866134>>204866134
>>204866177you still have a man's cock and balls between your legs
its only just beginning for me lads 25 years old and have my whole life ahead :`0
>>204866181Carrying around his literal billions of dollars with his bodyguard
reckon we all have a little bit of mousenonce in us
>>204866053>if it makes me feel good, why notthe atheist commandment
>>204866192
>>204866220Christians lie to themselves that God exists because it makes them feel good. They know it isn't true.
Activating my almonds lads
>>204866215in what sense
mad that some people put cat litter down the bog
Trump is a clown, but to be honest he's the only politician in my lifetime about whom I've felt that he was a world-historical figure, the kind of bigger than life figure you read about in history books. Hegel saw Napoleon after the Battle of Jena and saw in him the world-spirit on horseback and that's kind of how I felt about Trump on election night, except that instead of entering a German city as a conqueror he was going on a hilarious 10 minutes long tangent about the SpaceX rocket during his victory speech.
>>204866110Because they wanted to sow fear and panic among the population, and inflame anticommunism.>>204865974https://www.glimpsefromtheglobe.com/topics/defense-and-security/the-italian-job-operation-gladio/
>>204866246
>>204866193
Toby carvery with the gf? Oh go on then
>>204866254The toxoplasma makes them do it
>>204866274yeah?
>>204866282bet shes a fat cunt
>>204866274didn't read a word of this
>>204866245got any evidence for this assertion?
>>204866282their potatoes are always overcooked
sar did you redeem india sar very good customs sar good morning
>>204866282shite runtslop
>>204866304Yeah loads
footy on soon lads
>>204865939>farmland being purchased by capitalists from capitalists?What's the issue? Don't be resentful. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and buy land from Blackrock.
happy birthday EW
no cooking for me my lad
>>204866325did ngubu kick the ball?
>>204866282dont know what this is
>>204866274Obama will be a world-historical figure whether you like it or not
40% off ubereats discount ladswe. are. scranning.
Obama
obamna
get a big bucket of almonds down you
>>204866312care to share any?
>>204866282Remember going to a toby with the lads absolute years ago and the guy carving our meat was being stitched up by his mate in the kitchen. Started making barking noises and shouting "GET THAT DOG OUT THE KITCHEN", and when he went to cut the beef he started mooing really loudly.
>>204866389SODAAAAAAA
>>204866365got 5x them meself on one of my accounts but i'm on a diet so they're getting wasted
iron defishnc
>>204866084yh you cant go wrong with collecting things you love. i personally love collecting different brands of honey
>>204866396Prove God exists first (should be easy, saying 'uh because of a book' isn't proof btw) and I'll share it
President Doja Cat
Had a really bad nightmare :( I was in a car with a group of people and the driver was paying zero attention to the road and then he drove straight into a river which turned out to be super deep so we sank to the bottom and I felt a massive amount of dread because I thought we were all doomed :( But then I woke up and realised it never actually happened :)
>>204866418fr delivery is so cheap mainr eason not to get it is health not cost
might go into the kitchen and get some scran but dadberg is moaning about his illegal firestick not working and blames me because "i'm on the internet" daft fucking cunt just doesnt understand how illegal streams work
me, a 45 year old bald, overweight working class man taking my wife and 4 children to toby carvery
>>204866274You would've said the same about George Bush in 2004.
bing bing bong bong
>>204866463I was alive in 2004 and didn’t say that
>>204866440so you made a claimand then when asked for evidence for your claim you said "no you provide evidence for a different claim"you do not seem to be a serious person
cannot imagine a little jungle asian in his mud hut reading our posts and then turning back to his family and going "bing long ta wong ding da fwong wo"just madness
love how if you're below a certain age you can literally do anything with a lad including being shagged up the arse and just say it was your experimental/curious phase and get on with life
Opinions on Metagross lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROBaoiJK0wc
>>204866447yeah i was getting 50% off x5s over and over again for weeks and weeks recently and was getting 2 massive mealsworth of food for around 8 quid and free deliv with uberone trials. but i gained loadsaweight and felt like shit after a while
>>204866492Never figured out how to get one
Only eaten a packet of crisps in the past 24 hours. Bloody starved. Gonna go eat some food now.
i think this is somewhat different to the normal way of doing papers (the age ranges should be a mean with a range in brackets), BUT also that the information got from the other paper can be used here (as a learning aid) in that i know that in perpes simplex infections the brain is affected in the grey and white matter (there was something else i cant put my finger on)
>>204866492had my first pokewank to him
>>204866490what a weird thing to imagine
I'm glad the shot missed
>>204866509ye thestuff that's at least pseudo healthy is usually actually expensive too it's like am i rly gona pay 10 pouds (after discount) for some protein salad with 500 calories when i can get 2 pizzas with 2,500 calories for same amount lolbut as yous ay make you feel like utter shite
I wish i had a big vantablack cock to suck on right now
Dunno why people think Trump being reelected is some earth-shattering moment.This is a country that reelected George Bush.
>>204865372My heart goes out to you, no sarcasm.
>>204866525*sorts you out*
>>204866533what if i imagine you bent over in front of me....? x
toby carvery is rubbish
>>204866537reminds me of maisie poster from way back whenwhat was that lad at, eh
so yeah, with that and them (all of them together) getting like 50 citations
>>204866567bing long ta wong ding da fwong wo my nigga
George W BasedBased ObamaJoe BasedenBased Clinton
>>204866491There's no such thing as an "experimenting phase" outside of America. It's something that exists purely in memes. It has never actually happened. Any American who ever "experimented" was just a closeted bumboy and anyone who claims they "experimented" outside of America is confessing to not even being closeted but openly homosexual. Gay cunt.
need to get my proverbial shit together
need to get my literal shit together
fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, can't get fooled again
>>204866601*sparks you out*sleep sunshine
>>204866601new year new me
commiemong saying that socalism is the way to get societies shit together when his life is shit enough to want to be a communist
communsim is bad because they killed all the gays and disableds
>>204866330you're the one in favour of this you fucking idiot, literally cutting off your nose to spite your face
Any Islamic State lads in
I'm glad we're letting \brit\ die on 31st Dec We had a good run
take the radcen pill
*pops this on my toast*
>>204866653you're on a list now for posting that
fucks sake went downstairs to get a slice of toast or summing and family lunch/dinner whatever is being cookedso now i'm forced to wait a bit longer starving bleeding hungonightmare
>Starmer twice declines to directly condemn jailing of Hong Kong pro-democracy figuresBasedThis the epoch of totalitarian, ruthless, muscular Bolshevism.Are Xi should make deporting anti-PRC emigres in Britain back to China a condition of a trade deal.
>>204866653erm... no
>>204866568i have no idea what to reply so i'll just share my favourite quote from the dalai lama 'a strong man is not someone who wants to dominate the other, but someone who wants to be dominated'
2025 and we will be a quarter of the way through the 21st century.
the older you get the better sleep gets
>>204866657>\brit\Is that related to /brit/
>>204866657This but unironically
>>204866653*sir keir starmer removes your hood whilst you're tied up in a chair in a scottish black site and waves pliers in your blurred gaze*
we had a good poo an that
>>204866689That's a horrible quote I refuse to believe any man in any culture can read it and not think it's about gay anal sex
sir bum fister
Sir Nine Luftballoons
>>204866653the shitty non round circle always gets me
Been fapping for two days and my sack feels like a water balloon.
Sir Black Rocker
Sir Black Cock
Sir Retards Goldberg
>>204866723who am i to question the dalai lama?
10 year Brit anniversary was this yearAnother 10 years? god forbid
>>204866723could mean that a strong man always seeks stronger challenges to overcome
(■_■)
>>204866795brit started in 2013 thoughbeit
Sir "we shit ourselves, sir-- wake up, waaake up weve shit outselves infront of the world leaders" Bidleh
>>204866652I don't care one way or the other, farming should be collectivsed.
Sir clear stamper only £1 with the magazine a good deal £2.99 P&P get your stamps in a clear stamper with this todaaaay
Can't believe our luck. Diego's here!!
>>204866812Don't think it did
>>204866812Nah
>>204866817and people like you should be working on those farms
Sir theres another plane Starmer "it was bound to come out eventually"
>>204866800Overcome? Na sounds like he wants something to cum over
what happens in tasmania lads? why do no ausoids live there
if this thread didn't exist I would have quit 4chan years ago because it's so dogshit
>>204866841heh ;)
al-anfatma abadeen mash'allah warrior jihad on the date Nov. 9th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxaePhSu0gg
10 years is ENOUGH of this shite
>>204866723It takes strong constitution to bottom
aberdeen mentioned
>>204866877Half a mil lives there mate
Jihad nov. 9 (the date). nuke the moon (pbum)
>>204866746Quickly drawn up by a CIA operative when the Taliban weren't living up to their end.
Sir Chicken Tikka Masala
homer simpson might be the greatest fictional character of all time
Sir Homer Simpson
>>204866746me, when im on the moon the other astronauts hoping that i dont notice: ((
Homo Simpson
>>204865536kek
Sir Joseph Rogan Josh
they found water on the moon. they say that astronauts can stop-off there to resupply and then go to mars
>>204866944I always thought it was some nod to their primitivist ideology, like when a war band of arabs, berbers and turks had to hustle up a bunch of handmade flags for a campaign they probably didnt care much for creating a perfect circle
mi cyant support ya no more stephen
gays are the exact same as everyone else they just get their colons pummeled on occasion
New>>204867023
>>204867036they're not though are they
how the fuck are they supposed to draw a perfect circle in the desert tho. no boats there
Sir Colon Pummeller
>>204866110No, you are retarded, these attacks were pinned on the left, via implication like the same way Sky wanted you to believe the footage of maccabi soldiers ganging up on the taxi driver was the opposite
>>204863575test
