lo bat edish
might get the beavis and butthead on
women come and go lad you're only 23
Fucking state of me
hit my right bollock
>go into office>see its closed>realised there was a slack message in a group channel where no one has notifications on, not even @here, saying it was closed>email gets sent at 9:40 saying its closedfucking SICK of these people
>>204899129i'll be fair to the lad, it was ten years of his life - but they were kids. He's got plenty of time
>>204899151complain to them, not us. no one here cares
>>204899133
Working up the courage to make a phone call.
>>204899162Stop man
never snaggedI hit my right bollock
Do you guys like my living room arrangement?
>Mark Spiegler (born 1958/1959)[2] is an American talent agent for pornographic actresses and founder of Spiegler Girls, which is often regarded as being among the adult film industry's top agencies.>Spiegler was raised in West Hollywood, California and attended Hollywood Professional School and then Hollywood High School.[1][7] He is Jewish.
>>204899157haha thanks lad
I'd like your attention please
>>204899167got your script rehearsed? lol
>>204899129why do you believe this horseshit you naive aussie fuckhave we ever heard even once in /brit/ of a bloke who's had the same gf since he was 13?no?well i wonder why that isgive me a break
>>204899161i have done MATEjust posting here to make CONVERSATION
This is a photograph from the surface of Venus the Soviets took in 1982
Tatted, skinny, androgynous women.
I'm
>>204899178I'll be honest - I don't hate this
>>204899178The Gay Porn Pit
might email the ex gf
>>204899192err... everything alright over there?
>>204899194Looks miserable. Grim, grim, grim.
>>204899194reminder of how special earth is
>>204899178pits are quite nice but having carpet over the lot is extremely tacky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOWFROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
>>204899178liminal
>>204899203noticeably absent are the adjectives: pretty, beautiful, sexyweird freak>>204899207grim
>>204899194no its notthats a microsope image of the edge of mihais anus
chucking
>>204899226Nobody cares about your gay battery
>>204899229not hating something is a long way from endorsing something mind you
>>204899194How did they get the film back home?
>FINE FORGET I SAID ANYTHING MY FUCKING WORLD IS COMING APART AND YOU CUNTS JUST SPAM BBC MEMES. I AM FUCKING BROKENhowling at this
>>204899194wtf no wonder women are so pissed off if they're from there
>>204899194women are from there
Just watched Tony Blair's BBC interview He claims that immigration is a force of nature and if you push against it then you will receive more immigration so people who don't like it shouldn't even talk about it
>>204899226youre done mateits over
>>204899203doesn't look androgynous to me
>>204899226what will you do when the lights go out?
>>204899222how would you know? we only know of about 5000 planets. consider that there are estimated 1 billion planets per grain of sand on planet earth in the universe (at least)
Desperately hoping the new cute girl I am watching on youtube isn't underage so the feelings I'm catching aren't nonce tier.
>>204899259>>204899260ahaha
>>204899192I've been with my now wife since we were both 15
I'M SICK OF HITTING MY BOLLOCKS
Russia is now officially exposing the hoholodmor, aka the holodohoax, aka the trollodomor
>>204899268What? Tony Blair is EVIL???
>consider that there are estimated 1 billion planets per grain of sanddo people really believe this
Just tucked my hoodie into my joggers. Trying to class up the thread, see.
>>204899291You have to keep hitting your bollocks.
>>204899268:/
>>204899278that's not what I was getting at - in any case it's clear earth like worlds are a rarity, especially in our neighbourhood, and especially to travel to
>>204899275Mumble to myself that nothing ever happens
>>204899292So?
>>204899308yeh most people do
grim irish incel spam
>>204899322oh you greeks with your philosophy
>>204899243my battery is gay you're right>>204899272i'm literally finished. that wank i just had took me down 25 odd percent>>204899275i honestly don't know. i can't use my phone in my room cos it gets no signal from 4g or wifi. might have to ask brotherberg if i can borrow his playstation and just play fifa career mode or something. this is hell
>>204899292ah so communists are so incompetent that they accidentally starved millions of people, what a marvellous system
>>204899284Link?
>m-my "girlfriend" left me after going to uni>MY WORLD HAS BEEN TORN APARThowling at the utter state of /brit/
the earth is 6000 years oldhit my right bollock
>>204899321again, how do you know? you literally have no idea how rare earth-like worlds are. no one does.
>>204899358if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all
>>204899308I trust the science
im listening and im learning
weeeelllll i don't know about all that
>>204899370he's literally the one who made the post
>>204899295hello pretty lady
Anti-Cyclist is anti-White
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>>204899378there is such a thing as asking for it
I don't like womenright bollock hit
is the 48 laws of power a good book or is it just a meme
Ok, she is 24 years old and has posted tiktoks of her drinking. But she has a boyfriend. I am fucking LIVID. SHE IS PERFECT. I CAN'T FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING HER BF IF SHE HAS A BF THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE IDOLS HIDE THAT SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
imagine thinking that was worth posting
erm yeah says here that the science states there are one quadrillion billion planets actually
mint post
i hope you know i'm actually hitting my bollocks
>>204899353https://youtu.be/xbkyXAJ7rGobut as I said here >>204899436 she has a bf, so now I am unable to enjoy her content
that was worth posting
4k easy run on the cards this luncheon
>>204899466Proof?
>>204899476imagine thinking this
>>204899365I said IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOODmate there isn't another earth in the boopin' solar system is therecertainly none with ease of getting tocompletely avoided the substance of my point mate, very goose-ish behaviour
>>204899347And look how great western capitalism is going
>>204899492so you said there isn't more than 1 earth in our solar system. great insight mate. thanks for sharing.
>>204899474caberge!
need a chink/gook/nip gf pronto
I’m gonna be a millionaire one day and it’s not even a joke
>>204899522:3
>>204899540nice inheritance laddie
>>204899521yes, hence why I'm appreciative of Earthto find another Earth is not an easy taskgreat one mate you finally wrapped your head around the sentiment - unbelievablevery close to calling you a goose, but in a charitable mood this eve so shall refrain from labelling you a goose
/brit/ you're going to be a part of my autobiography
>>204899487just posted itmy right bollock has been hit
Roleplayers who pick Kobolds have a high chance of being pedophiles.
>>204899549Nah self made mate
>>2048995501 planet out of 9 isnt a rarity.
>>204899533hilarious cope
you’re a kinder man than me mate, would have put that goose in his place
just got back into bedim fuckign MENTAL me haha
>>204899207>>204899209>>204899223>>204899228Can you imagine sitting where that air vent is? Having that weak, luke-warm air brushing the back of your legs while you sit there enjoying a cigarette with your bros and watching Johnny Carson in 1976?
>>204899564What, significantly higher than roleplayers in general?
starmer gone on this morning for some easy questions how pathetic
>>204899581he's being properly obtusean obtuse goose one might say
>>204899594gtreim
>>204899594knew a lad who did this once and he woke up dead
>>204899613highlighting flaws in your reasoning isnt being obtuse. no need for the passive aggressive gossiping either
Here's an idea: how about you get in the fucking sea??
worst thing i ever experienced was when i went to the emergency room because i had a chastity cage locked on my dick for over a month and i had to explain to them why i didnt have the key because i mailed it to an e girl who ghosted me not long after and they ended up just using bolt cutters to cut it off and i realised i could have just avoided the whole hospital trip and had my dad cut it off for me
>>204899629shook
>>204899570By the time you're a millionaire, a pizza will cost fifty thousand
reckon im going deafshould start wearing earplugs at gigs and nights outcant be listening to loud music every other night at my old age (30)
>>204899638least unhinged redditor
>>2048996475 years?
Hmmm
>>204899629i would not be opposed to this happening
>>204899638What was the emergency, was your cock terminally smegbound
>>204899678and they're all massive flops. curious
>>204899678yall white folx be fragile
>>204899652i wear earplugs on nights out and gigsnot because im going deaf my hearing is goodbut because the tinnitus is awful
>>204899638this would never happen because you would have exhausted all ways to remove it before going to the hospital to embarrassed yourself
um
>>204899697state of that forearm, I'd trust them to erect a shed on their own
>>204899697what the???
>>204899687kept getting boners and it was restricting the blood flow and going purple and my mum made me go hospital when i showed her
>>204899678Surely they could find some less hideous wogs
>Child, two, and five teenagers among 17 dead after school bus crash in Peru
>>204899697crikey hector
>>204899638Choosing to believe this is made up.
no one came to my 4chan anon astral plane meetup themed party
clint eastward
>>204899632mate stop and think here for a second, I merely expressed appreciation for living on earth in a cold desolate galaxy, any earth-like planets yet to be discovered, and you couldn't grasp it. couldn't grasp why someone would be thankful to be on such a beautiful planet as ours whilst looking at the hellscape that is the surface of venusProperly bizarre responses from you mate, have a think for a second or I will call you a goose, this is your last chance
think I'd much rather have some 3rd world nurse witness my cock in a chastity cage than my father
>>204899769you’re giving him far too many chances, a goose is a goose
>>204899638screqaning would have loved to see this clip on one of those emergency ER programs
fuck sake, none of the co-op fresh bakery snacks were on discount, who on earth is paying £4.25 for a co-op cheeseburger??
>>204899775what's wrong with a 3rd world nurse witnessing your father? bit racist, is he?
not my crazyyy self skipping the gym tonight hahah
>>204899697erm
*stuck with cage on my dick*EM, MOM COME HERE PLS I SHOULD SHOULD THIS TO MY DAD TO GET IT OFF
should should
>>204899697i almost got a stiffy. that was close
AI this AI that is literally all everyone talks about nowfuck shut up no one cares about your chatgpt wrapper dumb CUNT
>>204899769you didnt express that at all. you expressed a completely different sentiment when questioned. jog on, idiot.
>>204899790...yh who..
>>204899823is is
>>204899808
>>204899790Leftypol struggling to reconcile his forced love of minimum wage workers with his forced love of black reprobates
>>204899697How does a fella end up like this
just ate TWO ice creams
>>204899790Respectable young budding professionals: a webm
cow
Plans for today lads? I'm going to sit in a pitch black room and listen to audiobooks until i get delirious and can see the books vividly
dont accept any imitations
>>204899854curiosity innit
wanked too much ladscocks red raw, swollen, quite sorei cannot believe i've done this to myself
>>204899855TWO- puts my mouth (a O) over your mouth ( ) <- you) *kiss* *kiss* *smack* *kiss*
>>204899875Worth paying extra over regular blue top?Not blue top now though is it, clear plastic now, woke mob have seen to that
>>204899890most normal angela white poster
>>204899890i've not bashed it in a whole weekwillardberg has a whole new lease on life
>>204899890alright dr. seuss
Health professionals
>>204899863Got some work to do unfortunately
>>204899905Depends how you like your milk, it's a like a color level above the blue top in creaminess and "fullness" so i like it
>>204899950>colorFOY
>>204899933>>204899934>>204899863i need to remember to stay on track today and read more than one paper thats the agenda for today
Toil is a ghastly rigamarole
>>204899933mental how we were told for months to stay inside but once a black man was killed suddenly it was okay for half the country to be packed together in large city centers for days on end.mad how thats never talked about
Black women in tech. 150k starting
>>204899967What sort of paper
nothing happening at toil so im gonna have a nap x
>>204899979toilet
>>204899978Rorke ...
>>204899979still have to read like 2 more papers on neonate EV or parechovirus 3
>In a fresh Ipsos survey, Nigel Farage has emerged as the UK’s most popular politician, with a solid 28% favourability among the public. >The least popular politician, Rachel ‘from accounts’ Reeves, scraped a pitiful 18%, dragging up the rear with a -32% net approval rating. Leftypol mate, what's going on!
so ugly and evil
>>204900008how'd she make it so they never pop out?
>>204899957they walk among ushttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204251470/#204251542
reads02:26:14 Neutrino diagnostics of ultrahigh energy cosmic ray protons / Physical Review D Ahlers, 2009https://sci-hub.se/10.1103/physrevd.79.083009
>>204900006Not really on topic is it mate.
politics mongs can bore right off
If you use ai tools like big filters for all the complete junk on the internet they’re not that badSure they won’t solve your problem for you, but they will get rid of all the fluff, can’t manage without them now
can we go back to talking about covid please
>>204900053its mental how you're from sweden... like how is that even a real country lmao
>>204899943didn't know it came out there if you squeezed
Is that mousey?? :P
its the bird flu
>can we go back to talking about covid please
>>204900061it's been over 4 years, have something else happen in your life already, you sad twat
Starmer announcing that he'll making something that is already a criminal offence a criminal offenceYou'd think the former chief of prosecutions would know thishttps://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1860956752524575054
I've decided to move to London but the only way i'll ever be able to afford it is in prison. I'm thinking Wormwood Scrubs is the prison for me. Looks much nicer than Pentonville, although my brother lives closer to The Ville. The rest are all south of the river and I think id rather be on the north of the Thames.
>>204900047>>204900052Loads of politics posts before that one yet you are seething like a pair of cunts over this one. Lefty mong boys
lot of breakups going on in brit at the minute we need to stay strong and positive and hopeful lads many don't find their one until their 40s
>>204900081tell him>>204899933You won't, coward.
>Starmer announcing that he'll making something that is already a criminal offence a criminal offence>You'd think the former chief of prosecutions would know this
>>204900090>whats he making an offence then
>You won't, coward.
>>204900090Fuck sake thats the weekend plans ruined then
>>204900090governmentberg does this all the timeevery time something bad crops up in the news they pass a law against the bad thing even when it's already illegal
>>204900093fuck up and start worrying about yo hairline bitch nigga
>>204900106posting politics on the international cultures board
>Fuck sake thats the weekend plans ruined then
Back from another 3 day vacation What did I miss?
>Loads of politics posts before that one yet you are seething like a pair of cunts over this one.
>Bomb disposal units were called out to the US Embassy, Gatwick Airport, and Euston Station.I feel like there was a happening bubbling up this weekend and the powers that be barely managed to keep a lid on it
>posting politics on the international cultures board{{{This user is a grass.}}}
>>204900133least stupid atheist
HPeV 1 and 2 are (widely) known to cause respiratory problems >>204900132i was just making more conversation happen tbfh
As predicted he didn't, due to his cowardice. What a cowardly prick.
>>204900090He's doing that with Respect OrdersPolice and the courts already have all of the powers he's "introducing"
>No washing machine for over a week>Engineer came out last week>Everyone has been using the machine over the weekend>Finally get to use it myself>F12
Ah fedoraposting. That takes me back
Sir Lamb Korma
>As predicted he didn't, due to his cowardice. What a cowardly prick.
love that light feeling after the morning's first poocan't beat it
>>204900144Bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh. Sorted
>>204900090No more sharing drugs with women. No matter how much birds beg for a line or a pill it will be too risky, they can turn around and make a false accusation of being spiked. This is fake rape claims made easier.
>>204900133least gay way to have a neckbeard youre jealous of him >>204900090soo why did no one post what this thing was in their comment?
mad how government never reduce the amount of laws, only ever increase them
>>204900028the friction from her nipples i think
now we have to put up with Diego seething because God isn't real
bedroom stinks of arse
>No more sharing drugs with women. No matter how much birds beg for a line or a pill it will be too risky, they can turn around and make a false accusation of being spiked. This is fake rape claims made easier.
>>204900210hs?
>bedroom stinks of arse
Some cunts getting their fill of hatting today ay
>>204900208Yeah, also mad how they never ask for less money, only more.
>>204900180love my boyfrend grappling e from under my armpits, from behind and using his dick to give me this feeling of the poo going out, but then back in. its nice when he does that over and over again until he gives me something to squirt out >.<
Any pissjug man in
>Yeah, also mad how they never ask for less money, only more.
mad how if i had a Twitter account then would you follow me
>mad how if i had a Twitter account then would you follow me
orientals
I regret listening to you retards. Should have started onlyfans years ago.But that's not based and redpilled. You have nothing to offer young men but a life of regret.
Just witnessed two hattings in a short space of time
me first i saw it and posted first then before you
>>204900298Photoshop
Writing a work email and getting paid to do so and also shitpost here
>>204900298i'd suck all the smelly fishy poo out of her shit pipe for free
just ate some crisps LOL
>>204900300Start an onlyfans, im sure a tubby manlet like you will make a fortune.
>i'd suck all the smelly fishy poo out of her shit pipe for free
>>204900090>When I first saw this I thought it said "speaking" and I wasn't even surprised.
business idea: dogfighting videos on the internet
adam melty
>>204900307£4 that's not very much hahaha
>>204899856all future doctors and engineers im sure
>>204900346He’s got good facial structure
>adam melty
business idea: poo
>>204900367HAHA>>204900382lol
Any hard piping black men in
My upper-back hurts. Hat that, simpletons
>Any hard piping black men in
>>204900090Just women and girls? Wasn't one of UKs most prolific drug rapists a gay?
>>204900383*throws money at you*
>Just women and girls? Wasn't one of UKs most prolific drug rapists a gay?
14:33:12 Changes in gynecologic and breast cancer diagnoses during the first wave of the COVID-19 pandemic: analysis from a tertiary academic gyneco-oncological center in Germany / Arch Gynecol Obstet Kaltofen, 202114:33:12 Characterization of cassava starch/soy protein isolate blends obtained by extrusion and thermocompression / Industrial Crops and Products Ferreira, 2020https://sci-hub.se/10.1007/s00404-021-06211-7https://sci-hub.se/10.1016/j.indcrop.2020.113092
fuck sake i can still hear the mosquito I killed ringing in my ears
>fuck sake i can still hear the mosquito I killed ringing in my ears
>>204900412Victims of drink spiking are overwhelmingly gay men, but the media and political class can't admit that, because it would mean admitting that sexual deviancy is the norm in the gay 'community' so instead they use the far rarer cases of young women being spiked to create a moral panic.
>>204900428yeah?
>Victims of drink spiking are overwhelmingly gay men, but the media and political class can't admit that, because it would mean admitting that sexual deviancy is the norm in the gay 'community' so instead they use the far rarer cases of young women being spiked to create a moral panic.
>>204899875Extremely based mate, got this in the fridge rn
have absolutely fuck all to look forward to ladsi hate weekends and eveningsthe only time i see or speak to anyone is when im at work
>Extremely based mate, got this in the fridge rn
>>204900450It looks like there was a glitch, and I'm unable to generate an image for you right now. However, I can help you with other information or tasks. Just let me know what you need! :)
>Humidity: 98% can't be doing with this
I as a customer should be able to charge the service provider interest if they don't get the job done fast enough. And it should be very easy to do, same as companies do it.
>>204900298orientals
>>204900479mad thatthe air around you is 98% wateryou're practically drowning
>I as a customer should be able to charge the service provider interest if they don't get the job done fast enough. And it should be very easy to do, same as companies do it.
>>204900459MaxMoefoeAutism and slightly more caring parents
All religions are wrong and only atheism is correct. I am intellectually superior
>subscribe to the twink's onlyfans>it's all just low quality phone cam bum pics, dick pics and not one video longer than 15 secondsffs...
>Chris-Chan claims that his Finnish girlfriend, Flutter, is pregnant and due in Summer.
>>204900435pour some water in your ear, shake your head and then drain it out
the air is 98% water? incorrect. the air is 99% oxygen, carbon dioxide, and nitrogen
>>204900496curious how people who state this never have a coherent argument as to why and that their understanding of theology and philosophy is always very poor
>>204900090DONT TELL ME HE SAID THIS BECAUSE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO DIED IN THAILAND OR WHATEVER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A DENSE CUNT CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO BE OUT OF OFFICE
>>204900524and 60% dark matter
>the air is 98% water? incorrect. the air is 99% oxygen, carbon dioxide, and nitrogen
won a free travelodge stay in lewisham
98% saturated with water acktually
I'm a Christian.
>>204900555Who is this man and what do you know about him?
spiking drinks is is... is- le illegal
>spiking drinks is is... is- le illegal
The 'eroic games launcher games i got
>Who is this man and what do you know about him?
so the field citation score is normalized to 1.0, and these papers have scores of 11.5 +
>The 'eroic games launcher games i got
Too late to sleep
got a catberg on my lapberg
>got a catberg on my lapberg
ERM ANON MAKE THE NEW also ive posted loosely pony related content before and got banned so watch out lucky everyone likes your posts
>>204900669>>204900669>>204900669
>MAKE THE NEW
>>204900505He literally never said that
>>204900144Big stabbing at London bridge too
