bad kitten edition
binaural beats give me the farts
beans do not give me the farts
just bought some christfag stuff from a drug recovery ministry
sup
not much
Someone from my appartement building baked Christmas cookies and hung them to our door handles
eating gauda cheese haters gonna hate
There is no such thing as gauda cheese
>>205591553thoughts on tilsit?
>>205591267Poisoned?
Wtf
>>205591877No she wrote the list of ingredients and there is no mention of poison>>205591634Never had any
>>205592056yeah that was me sorry
Why is Chorvat in my freezer?
don't worry about it
mentioned once I like tyčinkymil now keeps buying them for me
Taky tady začal chodit?
first american itt
Welcome
how many slavs do we have here4 or 5?
Not enough.
2 (Croatians are honorary Meds)
back hurts
love hurtsalso p8
I'm expecting a great times
P9
I want BEER
Have you ever tried a beer bath?
Satan Nigger Rape MadnessChocowate Strawbewwy fwavor :3
>>205593037ten je tu tak dlho že majú discordna /pol/ ale myslím stále chodí
>>205597532It's good that you have a communication channel through which you can give him tasks.
>>205597181Sadly no
>>205598280It's fun because there's an endless amount of beer on tap. You risk drowning in the bathtub within the hour.
p9
I want Anne Frank to bear my children
PISS
Love is the answer
What was the question
What is ____, baby don't hurt me
I know what the question is, but people are afraid of the answer.
>>205589996Money is pretty important though so you can buy food and pay rentAnd sure the sun will eventually explode but that's in a few billion years time right? Maybe humans will have migrated to another star system by that time.
>>205591267I hope they don't contain ricin>>205591504>>205591553Gouda is good>>205602185I don't really like this song. I think there are better examples of 90s music.
>>205603115I don't really like Britain, I think there are better examples of European countries(this is a lie I think Britain is kinda cool)
>>205603590>(this is a lie I think Britain is kinda cool)GoodBut yeah I just don't really like that Haddaway song. For me it's this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
I think I'm gonna go for a walk in a little while.
>I thinkno, don't
ranking of most reliable car brands in the USASubaru Lexus Toyota Honda Acura Mazda Audi BMW Kia Hyundai
Where is Tesla? My neighbor has a Tesla, and I'm sorry, but it's an awfully ugly car.
Tesla is 17th.
>>205604172>top 6 are all japaneseGlorious Nippon
>full moon tonight full moon tonight >full moon tonight full moon tonight >full moon tonight full moon tonight
>>205604172>kia above hyundaihard to believeI've never had a problem out of hyundai
read the paper at a cafesaw it's a wonderful life in theatersbought a saison dupont and rekordlinggoing to goth night latergood saturday
>>205604542and this is a thing in pittsburghuncooked toppingswestern PA are utter savages and we need to crush them again like during the whiskey rebellion
ok, walking time
Yankees are utter savages and we need to finish the job Lee (pbuh) left us
>>205604936I am a yankeebetter luck next time pipsqueak
Neighbor's got a new Porsche.
>>205604974Are you implying you're not a savage you swarthy jungle ape
>>205605286you're literally a guinea don't get smart with me boy
>>205605321thanks for reminding me jackass, now I have to go self harm hope you're happy with yourself
>>205604847>uncooked toppingsThat's just weird. I think I'd rather have the Altoona pizza with the fake cheese>>205605569>>205605636Festive
Burgers do you have this
>>205605929Maybe some parts of the US recycleIn my area, each house has its own recycling bin, into which you put paper, plastic, tins, etc. So that stuff gets collected.But for glass you have to take it to big glass recycling bin, which are normally found at supermarkets
>>205606032>In my area, each house has its own recycling bin, into which you put paper, plastic, tins, etc. So that stuff gets collected.same here>which are normally found at supermarketsFortunately, every block has these bins.The city sells the recyclables, and the revenues subsidize the collection of non-recyclables. So I pay about €20 a year for the bin.
>>205606032recycling varies by almost every municipality a lot of places don't really do it unless they have it arranged privatelywhen I was growing up my city had separate bins for glass/plastic and paper; and then they said you can use the same one. It's commonly known it gets thrown away anyway
>>205605929it's more common in bigger cities, mine doesn't do it. my city is very poor though
>>205604847All of that shit would fall off after 1 bite
>>205606120>It's commonly known it gets thrown away anywayNot here, they can't do that - a tonne of waste costs over €40, gradually rising to €80, and a complete ban on landfill from 2030. Only recycling or special incinerators. One incinerator is being built in the next town, and it will also provide heating for 100.000 people
>>205606032are you RORKE or LEFTYPOL ?
Niech mnie ktoś odjebie no kurwa ja już nie mogę na chuj ja żyję no co jest do kurwy dajcie zdechnąć niech to się już skończy
čus pičus zlatíčko
omg
>>205606094I see. Over here, bin collections are funded by council tax (a tax you pay to the local government - bigger homes pay more of this tax)>>205606120With our recycling I think they sort it out when they receive it. But I dunno.>>205606299I can't say because janny has banned me from /int/ multiple times because I made posts that were slightly political
you've been gone for exactly three weeks
>>205606402Why so depressing?
And I'm still alive, this cannot continue
you should play Wolfenstein Enemy Territory with me
>>205606475My life is a collection of simple animalistic impulses I can't control and there's nothing I want to pursue
pole's return to \dixie\ after his journey experiencing a world where he didn't exist
>>205606497>of simple animalistic impulses I can'tthere is a way to control it>and there's nothing I want to pursueyep, it's a kind of depression
pole literally just get some sort of job or schoolyou can't overcome NEEThood as a mentality without leaving it physicallyit reduces you to a bestial state
>>205606731He knows it, but he's paralyzed.
farscape three parter kiss the princess is so kinopeak of the series
>>205604172Love my outback.
>>205606454who?
pole wore a hatand he had a joband he brought home the baconso that nobody kneeeewww
I only want to whine so you best not give me advice
I've been looking so longat these pictures of POLEthat I almost believe that they're real
people wiping their asses dry has started to really gross me out
>>205607118just a bad period or something specific
Is there no other way to play new Vegas without crashing other than having to use that whole boo boo ass guide
Yeah just a bad period the last uhhh 8 years haha
3am and I'm full of energy, for fuck's sake
drink cofefe
>>205607179You'd rather they leave their arses wet with poo?
you should drink mushroom tea
I use regular toilet paper, and then I use wet wipes with chamomile.
>2025 will be the year of destruction.thoughts, opinions
oh absolutelyhopefully.
>>205607531You can buy growing kits in Czech eshops. Brewing tea is very easy then.
>>205607553You want me to get high on shrooms?
>>205607590>to get highThat's not the goal. It is used to treat long-term depression. It is one of the most effective remedies.
>I said 34yo
>>2056075152025 will be the year of gf
>>205607822>the year of gfnot for me
>>205607840Not with that attitude
Alright I'm off to bed, good night /dixie/
>>205607907gn anon
>>205607590>>205607610100%, I haven't taken anti-depressants for the last 3 monthsyou have to accompany it with lifestyle changes tho
>>205608082So how do they actually make you feelAnd why does it have to be illegal ughhhh
>>205608104>And why does it have to be illegal ughhhh>>205607553>You can buy growing kits in Czech eshopsLEGAL
>>205608122We have them toohttps://magictrip.pl/grow-kity/mazatapec-growkit.html>The kits we sell are for research purposes only (for example, viewing under a microscope)>Remember that in Poland growing psilocybin mushrooms is illegal.lol
So what shrooms exactly would be best for the tea
>>205608167>We have them tooNice>what shrooms exactlyCambodianColombianEcuadorianThaiMexican...it doesn't matter
>>205608245So have tried that kind of a tea yourself? Do you have the exact recipe
>>205608269>So have tried that kind of a tea yourself?Tea? Never. I eat it dried bcs I am lazy nigga.
>>205608289>I eat itStill? Often?
>>205608306>Often?2x a year or LSD
>>205608318Why
>>205608324It's part of my mental hygiene
>>205608337What does it help you with, just mood?
>>205608355>justIt's not "just". It also helps with life perspective.
>>205608104it's hard to describe. physically, it's easy to get overstimulated because they make you unable to filter out external stimuli. you get the warmness from a full body high. it's not a good high that you'd want to abuse but it doesn't feel bad either, it's just a lot. I get stomach cramps when I come down from themmentally it just clears your mind and your thoughts flow more freely. it gets rid of anxiety and lets you work through whatever's bothering you without getting agitated about it. for multiple weeks afterwards I have few if any symptoms of depression or anxiety. I don't normally feel strong emotions but they make me less emotionally constipated and that's very therapeutic for me, it makes me feel almost human. I tend to get existential when I come down from the high but that's not always the case, sometimes it's just pure catharsis you can find grow guides online, I'm not going to go into too much depth here. I can tell you on steam or dicksword if you want >>205608204psilocybe cubensis, strain really doesn't matter. they say there's a difference in potancy but I've also read there's zero difference between the strains
>>205608425>they say there's a difference in potancyYeah, that's bullshit.
>>205608425Thanks I'll prolly try the tea thenSo how do you grow them>>205608452
>>205608510It is literally described in the instructions included in the grow kit.
>>205608543>it's extremely difficult to abuse them>don't even think it's possible to become addicted to themSame with LSD, and therefore these things are prohibited.It would ruin the market of antidepressants, and the secondary effect would be to reduce alcohol and tobacco consumption.
>>205608578I don't think there's that much thought put into it, it's just a leftover from the moral panic of the 50s and 60s and now the pharmaceutical companies lobby against legalization for the reason you describe
>>205608660Mushrooms and LSD are used in the first pilot projects Czech, there's an extreme interest in it in society, and anyone who knows how to lobby is lobbying against it.
Okay how big is the chance that I'll do something retarded on shrooms
>>205604172>subaruWhat is a head gasket lol
>>205608693>Okay how big is the chance that I'll do something retarded on shroomsThis is a typical concern of every normal person, before the first try. Therefore, the risk is minimal.
slim to nonedo them and lie down in your room or go spend time in nature
Might grow them in my closet
>>205604172Also>AudiBruv these are nice cars but even the Germans wouldn't call them reliable
I grew them near a shaded window, they had trouble growing in the dark. I think it was to do with the temperature
>>205608807I don't have a problem so far.2y, +40k km
>>205608826That's still within warranty though innit? Wait until it gets broken in a little more. I guess Europeans are kinda different but in Canada/America if your vehicle can't make it past 150k km without serious work it's considered high maintenance. Audis are excellent performance cars but the upkeep on them is so intensive to keep them going that long they don't really work for anybody who isn't upper class and making a pretty good amount of money.
>>205608920>That's still within warranty though innit?5y or 150k km>Wait until it gets broken in a little more.I change my cars after 4y or 120k km
>>205608934>I change my cars after 4y or 120k kmIncomprehensibleMy truck is 38 years old and the odometer stopped working at around 260k. Probably close to 300k by now
>>205608965Everyone does what suits them best.
>>205608819Also why did you say cubensis specifically
GN
>>205609071Sweet dreams fren
>>205609036there's also panaelos (might be listed as copelandia) but i haven't tried it. I think fly amanita is also used for similar reasons but from what I understand it's not something you want to do without preparation psilocybe cubensis is the one everyone thinks of and is the main one studied and used for therapeutic properties
>>205609147K thanks
Imagine getting schizophrenia from shrooms hah
all the cope stoners post about weed being harmless is 100% true about shrooms. if there were ever a miracle drug, psilocybin would be it. it's absolutely criminal that it's illegal obviously don't abuse it and don't do them if you're just trying to escape life but they're incredibly beneficial if you use them properly
>>205609296>getting schizophrenia from shrooms0 chance
uh
I do know 2 cases of schizophrenia after weed
>>205611566tell me more
took home a couple of zoomer slutswon't go into the details but it was kind of grim
DJ pointedly ignored all of my requests
Give us details la
Update: I have not died from the Christmas cookies the neighbors bakedI am however taking a massive shit but it is likely more related to the 40cm quadruple cheese pizza I had last night
>>205612346saw two latino-ish looking broads at a thingme and my friend approached them chatted them and then took them home (to their parents house)we also got them wendy's inbetweenwe got their IGs but we did not get sex or anything and one of them was acting ratchet af after I got her a shot and they liked black people rap music or whatever
I want to have POLE taxiderm'd so he can never leave my side
I will keep POLE in my living room and I will have tea parties with himwe will have earl grey and little cakes
>>205611670no
>depressed neet doing shroomies alonegee what could go wrong
yeeaw
>>205614551considering yuros are nogunz, not much
Morning
morning why the FUCK am I awakeAGAIN
To look at future tree postsAlso cow
that is a nice tree and cowe picmaybe life's still worth living
>>205617581bcs its 1:40 pm, I slept till 1pm
>>205617858I saw about 8 dead cows under a tree.
>>205617960>bcs its 1:40 pm, I slept till 1pmthat does not answer the question I asked
>>205617992:skull: :skull: :skull:
>>205617581>>205617960>>205618000>why the FUCK am I awakebecause you're not sleeping
the bear returned last night
cool, do you have pics
>the bear returned I don't think I posted gay porn of burly, hairy men last night THOUGH
watching Star Dance
My life for IsraelMy life for God's chosen
>>205618890no, but the neighbour doesafter the last incident he got trailcams
>>205620352does he have any pics
>>205620668>the neighbour doeshe does, but this time he didn't attack the bees
both of the new God of War games are just >Kratos goes to therapy with war Jesus after killing the entire Greek Pantheon and bringing an apocalypse to Greece
after canceling the toxic grandpa in the Norse pantheon
>>205621463can you post his pics
>page 9It's over
>>205614551What are you not telling me
Does anyone in your family own a gun
>>205622053I don't have them
>>205623722and is there any chance you'll have them
>>205623764he's old and I don't know him
Wolfenstein
>>205623718No
So basically since I'm depressed I could have such a bad trip that I could shoot myself?
>>205625394
>>205625840No
>>205626113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NuBCU-wCSo&ab_channel=kao
>>205625840it's simple>order>grow >eat>and then you'll thank to us till your last day
>>205623442it never even started /deadxie/
>>205623718I own a pistol but I've never carried it in my life so it sits in a drawer everyone else in my family owns at least two pistols and other assorted stuff like rifles and shotguns >>205625840it's unlikely that you'll even have a bad trip. they're not bad, just wait them out
>>205626530I may or may not own something, it's only my business
>>205626587>he has to hide his exercise of his GOD GIVEN 2nd ammendment rights from the government censorssuch is life in the communist hellscape of Europe
>>205626652I don't have to hide anything, I WANT TO.
dad kills the birds in garden with picrel
not cool, we need both - species diversity and higher numbers
>>205626924I was watching a medical TV programme last night which involved an air rifleSome guy, as a dare, got his friend to shoot him in the stomach with an air rifle. But the projectile used was the ink tube from a ballpoint pen.The projectile pierced his large intestine, and they ended up having to cut out half of his large intestine, meaning he could no longer shit, and instead had to use a colostomy bag.I guess the moral of the story is that dares can turn out badly.
and we need them to let our fruit trees be
>>205627585Having a hard time feeling sorry for him
>>205618007>:skull: :skull: :skull:>MayotteWhat is happening there
>>205628120They just got btfo'd by a big strong cyclone why
>>205628231>whywell, a few thousand dead ppl is a pretty big fuck upReunion untouched?
>>205628756>a few thousand dead ppBro the current official death toll is 14It will rise without a doubt but we are nowhere near thousands at the moment>Reunion untouched?Yes we aren't on the same latitude at all, there wasn't even bad weather hereAnd they got destroyed so much because Mayotte is a legitimate shithole with makeshift slums. No hate to the locals, it's just a fact that urbanism there is really third worldRéunion gets cyclones but the buildings are more solid
>>205628989>Bro the current official death toll is 14"I think we will definitely have a few hundred, maybe close to a thousand or even a few thousand (dead)," prefect François-Xavier Bieuville told to television.
Expect new pictures of Macron embracing shirtless black dudes
>>205600214BasedYankees will seethe
>>205629025Yes I saw that and it is not an official death toll, it's a "I think"Wouldn't be surprised if it reaches hundred or more but at the time it is simply incorrect to say that thousands are dead, because we just don't know yet
any w. virginia fucks here? just learned the state is an absolute shitshow
>download pdf receipt>pop-up blocked!>can't download receipt nowwow thanks very cool!
anons are you prepared for blackouts
why so sad
We could use a few blacks out
>>205630636could use a black QUEEN
>>205630842Oh yeah I'd use her alright
dinner time
I wish I could just buy them ready, growing with my parents at home is gonna be a pain
you can
>>205632350just buy another growing kit with pleurotus ostreatus or smth similar, and you can say you're trying to grow superfoods (which is not a lie)
>>205632414Probably but you need to know people
It's better not to buy such things.An alternative option is collecting in the woods (my friends do this), but I'm not a good mycologist, I'm afraid of poisoning.
I baked you a pie
>>205630042what would we have blackouts for
the future of the world is homo-fascism
>>205632748You? Idk. But the European power grid is in ruins, and Germany will soon deliver a massive blackout for half of Europe.So far, France, Poland and Czechia are still managing to balance it, but it's only a matter of time.
>>205632850whats this new conspiracy theory?
Just bought my christmas gift
>>205633659what is it
>>205633089>conspiracy theoryIt's a fact. The Germans shut down nuclear, the rest of Europe has to cut coal. No wind/sun in Germany = huge problem. Have you seen the market prices? Recently it peaked at 190EUR/MWh.
>>205634491Three books
>>205634602you really like horses , do you ride or smth
>>205634632I used to
>>205634646Why not anymore?
We do not discuss this topic in this house.
>>205634665we don't talk about that
>>205634692>>205634697why
Dude.. leave it
I'm too lazy to go read the archives, but it's a long night. Or you could just tell me.
There's not much in the archives, I mostly talked about it on hyper
so money or injury
No to both
then there's no reason not to ride, if you like it
DUDE
>>205634796https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z39gYYKkRlk
leave him or he'll disappear again
just orderedKaltbach Le Gruyere L’Etivaz Sankt Loretto Swiss Artisan Abondance Reserve Comté ReserveMorbier au lait
>just ordered>presses keyboard keys randomly
>>205635011For some reason I am suddenly thinking of pic related
>>205635420you want to know too, cheese Nazi.
>>205635011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofZxq6gbOkQ
>>205635759>word of the yearits two words thougheverbeit
arent you a smart ass
>>205634796Só queria uma namorada branca nova de olhos azuis e com franja
>>20563479624 é muito velho para namorar com garotas de 18-19?????????????
p7
>>205636596Yeah I thought that. Oxford is supposed to be smart.
>>205636212
2nd dinner time
fucking hell slept until 3:30 PM and have been lounging around all day
>slept until 3:30 PM
I got up shortly before 8 am as some friends wanted to go the church but they cancelled so I went to bed againit was probably about 8-9 hours sleep so that's not too weird I suppose
Damn, I should walk the dog. But it's raining outside and there's a nasty wind.What now...
>>205639822that sounds comfy
I don't like winter rain.
what should I watch on tv to make me feel happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmgLVMt8qwfarscape marathon for the 25th anniversary
/deadixie/
ok, I am going with my doggo>>205640572do you know why>>205634632>>205634646>>205634665
>>205640587the american /dixie/ posters usually don't post much on sundays I've come to notice it's usually propped up by the european postersI've no idea why just an observation
>>205640633I'm asking about horse riding
I knew you are here
Such a nice hobby
Your mom is a hobby
My mom passed away in May.
Mine hasn't
pole is just a silly little guy
you're not wrong.
>>205593527Pennsylvania is not the South wtf
>>205641087correctyou must be the smartest man in texas
>>205641178Northerners are jealous
absolutely fucked no vanilla extract it's over so it's so over and it's never been this over before the west has fallen
vibe https://youtu.be/-7ttEA-9xpI
pole getting zooted off the za
checked the nigger dictionary
back in my comfy chair
drinking cold water/dixie/ seething
pole
co
are "gaming laptops" still giant hunks of plastic shit rife with hardware and overheating issues or have they fixed that yet
it depends
might fuck one of the kind of annoying 22 year olds from last nightthey were really hot but really normie
someone should bake
>>205642506>but really normiewho cares, point is your peepee in a warm place, that is all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvUqeH24_E
>>205642555old but gold
>>205642555number repeat three times
one sec >>205642349mine works well enough but I've only used it for Rimworld and MS Office stuff
>>205642531you still have to talk and interact with them
>>205642808>>205642808>>205642808new