Having a sausage party with lads
>>205587471looks goodas alwaysbon appetit russian chefnigga
>>205587471is that all for you?
>with ladsproof
>>205587471what’s with two beers?
>>205587471look like latino dicks
Nice, enjoy
>>205587471>yfw euroids are all enjoying dinner and you are in a between meal hour(9:00)
>>205587471Piggies in Blankets with cheap lager.Good choice commie.
>>205587507Thanks>>205587523There's 3 of us>>205587524Privacy and shit>>205587558One mine one my friend's and the other is drinking champagne>>205587561I also said "look this one looks like phimosis"
>>205587645This is the one I'm having. Costs around 0.7 euro
This is the first beer I ever liked, I remember the first time I tried it when I was 17, in Yakutsk, when we went drinking under a bridge after school
>>205587867>the other is drinking champagneis he an aristocrat or a degenerate?
>>205588655He said he wants to be fancy today
>>205588765zesty sugar plumfuck his ass
>>205588817He wanted to buy canned peaches but couldn't find any near my home
I'm drunk and I will tell my friend to watch zellig again
>>205589012fruity>>205590289who’s your favorite girl?
>>205590329I like Mymy
>>205590566based chudhave you been to Japsterdam?
>>205587471>>205588187>>205588647post cock
>>205590614In Drenthe? I lived in Makuhari- ii mean in Makoeharij Hoongij for a while
Gotta drink more
Such a gard choice rignt noew. My life a dnd campayign
One of my friends says let's go to kalmyk bar and I support him. The other says let's stay home and just sit on chairs. I kinda want to go to the kalmyk bar
Yippee were going to kalmykia
Got my ball and everything
I am gooning I am mewing
>>205587471all parties with the lads are sausage parties
>>205593225Yes mister garianWe're going to a very sausagey place
>>205587471How do you call pigs in a blanket in russian
>>205594358Sosiski v testeSausages in the dough
Got a cider
WHO'S THIS NIGGA?
Dang olTell you what man the dang ol bartender is also from Yakutsk man yo know what I'm saying
Henshin imminent
WAAAAAAARGHH
'llo there
I roll the ball
First of all I have egs at home I can make carbonars there but I want it RIGHT NOOSecond of all I just wanted witnessed a 40-something unc helping to take off the coat of a young zoomie with long hairgegrgegrhh
I just entered South Carolina
>>205587471What sauce is that?
>>205597026That's so cool I love you pal. Id like to enter another geographical entity too I love traveling. I only don't want to enter Ivanovo oblast BUT I'll have to. >>205597090Homemade Mayo mixed with tomatar aste
Hullo there boys
An ACTUAL Russian twink spotted
Just passed the Worlds Largest Fireworks Store?!?!
>>205597026Why is it considered super important to know who the governer is when entering it?
>>205597543or nor maybe
>>205597143Nice. What meat are the sausages?
>>205597543So he can shake your hand and pour you a tall glass of sweet tea
>>205597639I will now believe this
There’s the giant peach from House of Cards
>>205597633Spork abs beeve
Goorbanar
Drinking with randomoids
comfy ass thread
>>205598458Thanks mister buck breaker
I just talked shit about one of the randomoids were drinking with and he touched my chin menacingly and said listen here
Toe laat toe goo hoom
>>205587471good meat ratio on these
>>205587471Food and dip looks good. Lager looks good. 5/5. Btw I am sad that Russia isnt competiting in Hockey international tournaments. I refuse to acknowledge any national team as a true champion unless Russia competes too. I dont care about the fucking war...I only care about hockey and beer. <3
>>205599043You really expect me to read that man? But I caught the main ideas something hockey man and I love you and respect you deeply because you seem nice and I love nice people>>205598978Meat yes.
A little updoot. The randomoids were drinking with want to go with us to our safe space but my friend doesn't want them to follow so we're going to just get up immediately and say goodbye to them and fuck off asap to our space place called sosna i lipa which means pina and some other kinda tree
>>205599193they seemed shady your friend is smart.
would love to have a sausage party with my russian friends frankly, even better if we are all naked and drunk in a non homosexual way
>>205599296Yes we ran a way they were a little rude>>205599331I would too I really appreciate being naked in a manly heterosexual way
>>205587471Я хoчy Кoлбaca и пивo
>>205599744It's cocиcкa и пивo
He's still here. It's 00:22. Time for dogs to sleep
>>205599976 They told me he's only 5 months. While my dog (Willie (you know him)) is 15 year old
Drinking with tha jeet
What a nice dawg
There's a nichely famous Russian chud bearded linguist bloger drinking with us rn
Time to pie mezelve
Sending Garfield stickers cause I'm impended
It's one ae em. I do be going home tho
I'll drink dang I'll glue wine this weekThe train is only for Balyayevo station. I'm screwed
I'M IN QUITE A CONUNDRUM!!! Looks like I might have to go for 5 hours to get khome
Hello?
Spoiler alert there's NOTHING at the belyayevo station/int/ fact station in Swedish is stahoonFact #3 say something. I'm writing this for you. Voor jouw
>>205601851
I want tea please please please please
Fact #1 I love jannies. Despite all the controversial stuff, the janitorial staff knows that I'm the last BERND from the KC and they appreciate my threads thank you jannies for your work. SECONDRead this thread. Reply to this thread. The pile might say that I'm a paid shill. THE PAVEL might support the pole. THE TRUTH (ZA TORUUFU) is that I'm just a guy and I want to have a happy life just like you thirdies and I want to emigrate but life in here is pretty good or else I woul dnt be able to make theezee threaadz
I mean diretieaWhy is it so hard to type za capcha ol of s sadn
I ll re port to zzz japaniez sred
My train ride... Is over. Het is voorbij
SEX
I am showing the real international life yet you would rather prefer the racebait threads.
>>205602386I've a ball
Hello how do I get home at 1:38 am it's freezing and 5 hours of walk
Allegedly threll he a bus at 1:46
My ball is warm
Where's the busss aaaaaaaargggghhhhhh
MEWWY CWISSMASS!!!!!!!
>>205602706Still no bus.... Help!
>>205602347ほいよ
Yayyyyy bus!!!!
>>205587471Pretty sure Venezuela sells this
>>205602523終電逃したの?何やっとんねん
>>205602808まるで俺だな。今さっきバス停で回ったり躍ったりしててブラウンピーポルが変な目で俺を見てたよ。でも今は大丈夫だ。バスに乗れたよ
>>205602857ほぼ逃したけどようやく最後のバスに乗れたぜー明日は最初はよく寝てそれからグリルドチーズサンドイッチ食べて宿題やるはずだ答えてくれてあるがとう
>>205602894>回ったり躍ったりそれは普通ブラウンピーポルの仕事だからな
>>205587471double dip alert
>>205602588I want to hold your ball too uwu
>>205603063ここならではブラウンピーポルは黙っててただ立ってるんだよ。俺だけが踊ってるんだ。鉄の玉で柱を叩いたりして>>205603087Where!!!??. Only one dip is present on the picture sir
You're blackout drunk and doing embarrassing things, this is why alcohol is poison and weed is superior in every regard.
>>205603134You can hold it if you come close enough to me. My ball is enchanted to be always warm
>>205603200No weed is inferior because gay people smoke it and fuck in the ass and weed doesn't taste good while beet and whine do taste goodAlso I'm not embarrassed
I made it on the bus in time. Lucky.
>>205587568No one replied to the zilian :((Have a good day in Brazil friend!!
>>205587471This sauce looks amazing
>>205603534uh thanks bro
Het is tijm for me toe get af
Bichass nigga I'm olmost hom but I'm too lazy and tired to go home + I want to pee + plus I want want too tea ++ plus I wnt advecnhar
>>205603868I love russians
Here's me hitting the ball again a pole (sound) https://voca.ro/1g0UJZVQTx2B
Ich gehen mit meine iron ball und meine iron ball mit mir. Rabimmel rabammmel rabum
>>205603174>Only one dip is present on the picture sirits when you dip something, take a bite out of it, then dip again with that same piece. major party foul.
I just one saw two ambulances while going home. One of them near my house. I held there door voor them (at 2:41 am) (while singing about a lentern.) I hope whoever xalled zem is alreytt hope it's not meselse like zzzs last tijm>>205604327Yeahhh
ej öron öron ej svansa ovar de
I'M HOME!!!!
Time to listen make tea, listen to music and wake up some toddlers
Just need to xchabj clozs and cm about and and make tea
Always, yours, Yakutsk bernd.
To your service. I have no sweets to drink tea wiff but don't worry tommorrow morning I'll eat grilled cheze I promeez
Where's the sakuraipole when I need xim
My PC tells me to wait for 900 units of time
I will have a gluhwein evening next week
>>205604987Hello where's everyone. It's orning in asia
>>205605004GRILLED CHEESE
Music time
あなたと二人でーーこのまま消えてしまおうーーー今あなたの体にーーーーーーー溶けて一つに重なろうI love this song so much
cute russian thread
>>205605245You're cute my lad. Have you seen my muffins?
Next soang is very Russian song. Peak performancehttps://youtu.be/5-jreljdwxo?si=I6id9MuOJUTc-OAo
Song from my childhood. About my city. I'm almost crying please listen to it https://youtu.be/1Rj7-3kBu2A?si=IjEhxlOzzPN2zTtS
>>205605295those aint no muffins
I actually wept
>>205605473Those are called English muffins please don't make it hurt even worse
>>205605295corr
Posting this song it's winter after all and I'm dying and decaying.https://youtu.be/uxLOh2LggcM?si=500bHWyLyMpQzuS3
>>205605584I haven't made them in quite a while. After I finish my loaf I should make some
How do you know so many languages Also I will drink rum now
>>205605694Not too many... Sorry... Ahhhhh
I didn't do anything wrongI'm not even sad why can I stop fucking wailing
Going to sleep soonDid you know that this cosplayer doesn't look Japanese at all? She looks like half Russian half Yakuthttps://youtu.be/MO8_q99Ykb0?si=nw4HoFk3spHs-kJO
GN
>>205605920Good night but I'm not going to sleep yet. I can not sleep in a bad mood. I'm waiting until the good mood comes by and I can sleep
I began listening to this song 2 weeks ago when I had to go to grannyhttps://youtu.be/89qhaf-gzv0?si=hEiq-rTjYyDyGFoo
Merry Christmas! I don't care, this is so Christmas songhttps://youtu.be/ae_jYCo8x34?si=p_JbAJqQ0OFRcY_b
Listening to Wa Bang anthem to lighten the moodhttps://youtu.be/WH0lbuytd7w?si=ko_Sp7gHpPX1xpIg
https://youtu.be/ImMIGs8OnTk?si=b7ukWqkVKUVvAhEaThis is also a song about my home. It hits so close. Even mentions the deers.
Blood colour and silver colour look good together
>>205606360Gold also looks kinda epic with blood but too aggressive for me
I've got boobs that jiggle jaggle jiggle(f I were a girl)
Last song for tonight. https://youtu.be/AeX1NPbpOSA?si=ZkPkD6IaZnGPArLcGood night. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow. I'll be making grilled cheese
https://youtu.be/UzRVEQDxiOo?si=ydlwr6iSWb-XyRTq
Just remembered my dog... He's been with me since I was 8. I'm 23 now. https://youtu.be/uxYLXaXtH9I?si=pSNZ-vrK5XSjk7bv
I didn't do anything wrong
Everything's gonna be alright. Good night anons. Say something nice please so I can rejoice upon my awakening
