blue archive edish
No but why this is such a banger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoslXhK7Vwc
batontips tap tap tap on katy tongue
nth for the gyaldem
oliver cromwell did nothing wrong
Corr what a 'dish
you jest but one day, it will be the last /brit/
*eats cum balefully*
>>205603376Delightfully spaffable chebz oh my days
>>205603387thank god
What's (You)'re favourite wrestling theme song?For me?Why, Kurt Angle of course!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYRKvdEJSJc
why can we post a massive throbbing cock outline being very visible yet the slight time we post a single hint of areola it's removed and the user is instantly banned.are massive cock outlines safe for work now?if thats the case I have a large folder I can post :)
>>205603381well clearly he did because he failed to achieve his goals
>>205603387Sooner rather than later, I hope.
>>205603430his goals were wrong, therefore he was right
>>205603430scuppered by royalists in the deep statethe commonwealth of britain will rise again
considering they want to be women it sure is strange how much they love showing off their cock
>>205603470Qomwn showing their cocks isn't anything special
>>205603429are abi
Russia is beating globohomo.
>>205603511>funeral food so good i be forgetting who the fuck died
Sir Anthony Blair
Sir Freedom Fighter
>>205603397yerup
>>205603384
Sir Bashar Al-Assad
Dadberg is such a NPC oh my days
>>205603511wtf is a Qomwn
Sir Bum Wanker
OH. MY. DAYS.
Started fishing my shit out of the toilet and throwing it at the wall to see if it sticks
>>205603585U r an npc bro
harry hill's tv burp. funny.
it's gone woke
>>205603633Yep it was The Louie Spence clip is a favourite
Only thing that goes up my arse is my own poo.End of
>>205603607after getting into trannies f1nn is honestly just mid
rorkes gone woke
>>205603650my same thought honestly never understood the hype
grim hours
Sir Brexit Undoer
alejandro grimaldo
>>205603642Well, I like the louis spence cameos... but I also like the eastenders clips... hmmm... which one's better?
*rubs your plump cheeks*
trannies are fucking vile, probably the most loathsome and rancid people in existence, i honestly wouldn't care if they all died
trannies are a load of woke shite
Lads not to sound like a pozzed and bluepilled clown worlder - but I went to the lego shop in London and was going to get a figure of me and the 'f, however they don't offer brown heads, only yellow ones, how do they get away with this in 2024?
less than 12 hours until the second date with the bumble gf
the rorke mind virus
utter woke nonsense x
REAL IMAGE FROM INSIDE DRONE
>>205603721read that one in the last thread and chose not to replytake this as a sign to not post about this again, maybe not post again in general
>>205603735when was the first?
>>205603738you a brit?
Finnegan's Woke
>>20560373510 days ago
>>205603755arien
>>205603766don't you see my flag?
>>205603780rorke ona madone
>>205603761Alri mr. encyclopedic knowledge of every post ever posted in a brit.
>>205603381Your father did something wrong when he spunked inside your ma
>>205603735is bumble good? do you need a load of pictures? i have none, because i don't like my picture taken
pretty sure only balding millennials buy legos anymore (for themselves)kids play minecraft
>>205603780>>205603762
>>205603820little bit of a long gap 2bhif the second date isn't within 5 days then she isn't really that interested
women are fucking dumbamazing how men were tricked into allowing them to vote
>>205603810i met the ex gf of 4.5 on tinder, but in terms of number of matches, bumble is by far the best. I only have 2 pics
dating apps are woke
>>205603837she's been busy on out the area. been texting quite a lot every day
>>205603856might get into bumbletoil next year then la
Olympic Pooing
I'm due in court on Monday, bricking it ngl lads
>>205603937what'd y'do?
there's no such thing as a trans person
>>205603948He's the judge
me with paul joseph watson
>>205603948I've been accused of domestic violence
>>205603969Well if he does brick it he can use the brick as a gavel aha
suicide should not be encouraged by society
>>205603990beat the missus up did you adam?
sup faggots
scared about going in for the kiss with heri've never actually 'dated' a girl whats the worst that can happen though?she pies me off? so fuck
>>205603990How hard did you hit her
pooicide
ever doze off while sitting at your desk and drool down your chest
>>205603948just a bit of rape, tis all
Olympic Suicide Championship
>>205604022practice on your hand
>>205604048Feels a bit awkward to bring up my gf with my ex
will take some phenibut in the morning for the nerves
>>205604043>ever doze off while sitting at your deskyes>and drool down your chestno
How far do you usually go for an incelwalk?
Recommend a movie.Go on.
>accidentally click on /gif/ instead of /g/>top thread is a rape threadfeel like that should be illegal
>>20560409010 miles
>>205604081kek
>>205604093Red One
>>205604093kidulthood (2006)
Listening to some ambient ancient Greek music. Puffing on the CBD vape.
he's a bee
>>205604093Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Eedm-MBGE
>>205604118https://www.youtube.com/live/umS6QPpqdtU
>>205604093a beautiful mind
>>205604093there will be blood
just popping out to the goon shed
>>205604093Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
>>205604129Based
if you post below this line you're a virgin-----------------------------------------------------
About to shag your mum
>>205604093Rugrats 2
>>205604144This is the one I have chosen.I shall watch it now and report back when it is finished. x
>>205604093Freddy got Fingered
... dinner making ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhYIZJj6rk
is belgium still posting? got him on the filter you see
bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8get it down ya lads
>>205604254woah woah woah that contains the F word
>>205604273yeah and that's why it's based as all hell
>>205604252luv digging these little guys up accidentally
>>205604273it's ok this is a woke free zone
A Beautiful Mid
>>205604254Rubbish song. Don't know why people rave about it.
>>205604292all christmas songs are shit
Mad how Castro only died in 2016
>>205604226good>>205604254bad
it’s so fucking hard to stay sober when you’re a loser. everything fun you can do as an adult requires a gf, good friends, or lots of money. and i have none of the above.
incel castro
https://www.science.org/content/article/honey-bees-fill-saddlebags-pollen-here-s-how-they-keep-them-gripped-tight>Findings might help scientists design artificial pollinatorsthey are going to replace bees
>>205604297Alri ebeneezer
infidel castro
>>205604316just get a job and use your spare time to upskillworks for me and I have no friends or hobbies
>>205604297No they're not. I love carols, and all the old crooners like Nat King Cole and Dean Martin, but that song by The Pogues is crap, reckon people just like it because le funny drunk Irishman or something.
>>205604335just an objective factchtistmas songs are all overplayed and boring
Ichigo Katsu
Lehman Brothers is proud to contribute $1 million to support the construction and maintenance of the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial on the National Mall in Washington, D.C.Dr. King will be the first African-American honored with a major memorial on the National Mall and thesecond non-president of the United States to be commemorated in such a way.The Firm has made a commitment to building a diverse and inclusive workplace where all employees can contribute to their full potential. One of the first leaders to call for society to truly value diversity, Dr. King inspired many with his vision of a future where inclusion would not be an exception, but the rule. Lehman Brothers supports Dr. King's vision and is proud to help secure his legacy through this important project.BackgroundIn December 1999, a panel of international architects and designers was formed to develop the requirements for the Memorial. The design competition attracted more than 1,900 registrants from 52 countries and more than 900 submissions were received. In September 2000, the winning design of the ROMA Group of San Francisco was selected.PurposeThe Memorial was conceived to convey three fundamental and recurring themes throughout Dr. King's life and work: democracy, justice and hope.DesignA crescent-shaped stone wall inscribed with excerpts from Dr. King's work will encircle the centerpiece of the Memorial, the "Stone of Hope," which will feature a 30-foot likeness of Dr. King.LocationThe Memorial is situated on a four-acre site in Washington, D.C. on the Tidal Basin, adjacent to the Franklin D. Roosevelt Memorial and on a direct line between the Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials.OpeningThe opening ceremonies will be scheduled for the summer or autumn of 2008.
Sir Fidel Castro
This is Weili Zhang, UFC Strawweight Champion.You reckon you could take her?
Reminder to report spamming/flooding and ban evasion.
Sir Incel Walker
>>205604119thank you I'll imagine im him when i go to bed
>>205604322reminds me of those beehives that were destroyed for apparently no reasonunlike bees, artificial pollinators can be patented and controlled, like they did with seeds
Sir Karl Marx
Omdz Paul Bettany is in this, he just showed up all naked and shit lol love him x>>205604144>>205604206
Sir Karma Chameleon
had 2 rounds of toast but im still hungry
>>205604316tell me about it lad. been smashing the cans and picked up other bad habits since the gf left
>>205604426Could feed an army with what you eat
Sir Toast Eater
>>205604441called him fat, there. he won't like that.
Sir Called Himfat
>>205604473Should have sugar coated it, bet he'd like it then
cronem scheming
>>205604499Scaremingering
>>205604499
>>205604499hollering
half a paki pizza in the fridgegoing to stick it in t'air fryer tomorrow
>>205604499poo screaming
Sir Party Goer
bees get a lot of praise but moths, wasps and butterflies and other bugs do a lot of the pollination also. so just remember them in your thoughts.
Sir Bug Appreciator
Sir Sugar Coater
Sir Paki Pizza
>>205604587i wont remember this post in 5 minutes lad
l see they made another Carry On movie
>>205604587bees give honeywasps give misery
>>205604625carry on rorke
>>205604627Bee legs typed this
>>205604587>and other bugsNone of those you mentioned are bugs.
>>205604625Carry On Assisted Dying
Sir Unvaxxed Sperm
>>205604587bees make honeyI make cummies
Sir Theresa May
>>205604627wasps pollinate and eat aphids. they get a bad rap because of that whole stinging business, but we'd be fucked without them
>>205604641nerd
Can ANYONE stop him at this point lads?
>>205604661the joke is gay sex haha
>>205604670why does mandem stand like that
>>205604661white women's ecstasy
reading about the history of Turkeywhat a fucking travesty
>>205604651ladybugs eat aphidswe need wasps like ireland needs snakes
>>205604681He’s a tiny bit zesty but in a based charismatic way
>>205604692half way through this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_race_massacre
almost certainly going to have to plan in hangovertoil tomorrowle sigh
digits and I die in my sleep tonight
>>205604767dubs and you turn it around
>>205604789dubs and I have a brain aneurysm
any poorfag man in
dubs and she come back to me tomorrow
>>205604789dubs and i get a fat glass of water to cure hangovertoil
dubs and everything will be ok
>>205604860
dubs and Jesus returns
i would slaughter thousands for she
dubs and I wank to futa porn
>>205604883nigerian exchange student's first day pov
dubs and everybody gains a clue
>>205604865fat "people"
>>205604902
dubs and shes getting shagged by a better man right now
>>205604920like swatting big black flies
>>205604942
dubs and she's getting shagged by a worse man right now
dubs and sex with men
dubs and this is the last ever /brit/
>>205604951were the minority if you havent been sheltered your entire life youd realize this fact
dubs and she's getting shagged by a black man right now
>>205604958Message from Richard S. Fuld, Jr.Chairman & Chief Executive Officer of Lehman BrothersThe tragic attack on the World Trade Center and the resulting damage has shocked and saddened all of us. Our thoughts go out to the victims and their families. Our first priority is to make sure that we are doing everything possible for the health and safety of our employees. Since the evacuation of our New York locations, we have been in contact with substantially all of our employees to make sure that they arrived home safely and to provide information on how they can receive business updates and support services.We want all our employees, clients and customers, creditors and investors to know that we are doing business and are ready for the opening of U.S. markets.For now, our two buildings at the World Financial Center are not accessible. Over the past number of years, we have developed disaster recovery plans for the World Financial Center operations and those plans have already been activated. We have moved our business activities and support systems to our alternate locations, and continue to serve our clients around the world.Employees should continue to contact our toll-free hotline,(888) LEHMAN8, for up-to-date information.
>>205604996Not convinced we're part of the same group chap, you type like a wog
>>205605023"white people"clear enough?
Honest thoughts lads?
>>205604883who is she
>>205605054fucked it
>>205605049Yeah, you ain't
>>205605054abysmal
>>205605077
need a black gf asap
>>205605054Absolutely cringed mate, well done
>>205605054oh my fucking god
>>205605054
>>205603338will /brit/ join the /asean/-/csg/-/polska/ cunny trinity?
Now that pissing/watersports has been normalised in 2024 and are a regular feature on vanilla porn sites, what is the next big thing for 2025? Scat? Trannies? Bestiality?What do you think /brit/?
>>205605124Fuck off nonce pedo
>>205605054Fucking hell lad, I hope you’re good looking
>>205604996so
>>205605016read it
give me one fucking reason why every single country on earth doesn't use the same voltage for their electricity supply
>>205605077>>205605147
>>205605192Well we don't have a world government so that's that
>>205605143I said something weird again, then followed it with another apology and she just said "This is getting hysterical" with a laughing emoji so I don't think I've fucked it that badlyIf you saw the original message I sent her on Hinge you wouldn't believe I even got her to follow me on IG let alone match with me
love having conversations with unread people its like im conversing with a damp cloth
>>205605218i bet she's a 6
>>205605194is that the show where they had gonzo dress up in a princess dress
>>205605218Fair enough then lmao keep up whatever you’re doing. Sling one up her from us /Brit/ lads x
watched french connection 1 and 2. thanks
>>205605218i bet she's 6
Sir New World Order
if you dont have an opinion on an issue then dont say anything. you dont have to type w/e thought pops up in your head every time. it was a simple statement i wasnt asking for your opinion
>>205605218>I'm so excited to see you>We've seen each other twice Gods blessed your cock if you sleep with her
>>205605124no, I'm not a nonce
>>205604920can't blame safas for singing kill the famer desu
>>205605248missed that episode
This is what my original message was to her on hinge kek>>205605240you honestly wouldn't even believe me if I posted her
I kind of wish my family wasn't Muslim at times. I am agnostic but we just go completely head to heads about small issues.
>>205605316you already posted her the other dayshe's some weird looking black girl
absolutely desperate for a debby harry gf
>>205605346that's a bloke
>>205605316"Score often" might have been better
>>205605330just tell them that this is australia and if they don't like it, they can get fucked and go back to islamistancall them shitskins for good measure
>>205605313I found it, it was the same name show but it was the reboot in 2018 not the one you posted.
>>205605359your mums a bloke and technically you have two dadshow'd you like them apples
>>205605054>I'm sorry if I'm being annoying, I'm just excited
>>205605336>most of /brit/ is actually the same posters 24/7 kinda grim to think about but you're right>>205605364thanks
Alri lads
>>205605389post her again i missed it
>>205605395All rye
where do you find weed on the dark web
>>205605431GCHQ working overtime
being gay with a womans fanny
>>205605367Insulting or making fun of people does unironically work on broadening minds about things, it worked on me, but I'm not ready to burn bridges yet.
>>205605394
ate 7 mini rolls today and I'm now incapacitated with diarrhea
Is anal sexing a woman... gay?
>>205605462;)
>>205605461i'm joshing, if they accept you being agnostic, it's already big for muslimsjust don't eat pork ribs in their presence and you should be fine
>>205605481sodomy is a faggot sex act, so yes
>>205605481that's a bloke
>>205605482that's a bloke
ahem
>>205605330Fuck right off.
>>205605486It's more like they memoryholed it, my mum still tells me to pray on Fridays. It was hard for them to get it but I had a cousin vouch for me; where she said that as long as I'm doing good by others they don't really have a say for how I 'practise'. Which I guess is enough for me.
>>205605593Rude.
BLACK GIRLFRIEND FOOTBALL BLACK GIRLFRIEND FOOTBALL BLACK GIRLFRIEND FOOTBALL NOW!
god i wish caffeine had an effect on me
Reckon the Aussie lad who was shagging a tranny got told off for using /Brit/
>>205605681lose weight
>>205605660what a boring job
>>205605681Decaf.
>>205605707you think public safety is boring?
>>205605724for the plod. yes
>>205605737why do you hate britain? are you a paki terrorist?
>>205605755>>205605755>>205605755>>205605755
>>205605758early twat
>>205605754the plod would agree with me
>>205605779report me
>>205605779nonce
