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>>205611432Boldog születésnapot.
Morning frens
>>205611330>Macron when he is approached by a woman who isn't at least 70.
Good morning /med/.>>205611432Only two years of youth left, spend it well.
I discovered yesterday that there's another anon from Castilla-La Mancha who hadn't posted for a while.
@Twinko : https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1734228601279032.png
>>205611432Tanti auguriYou should have some sex (straight or gay, doesn't matter) to celebrate
>>205611432Happy birthday Magyaranon, get yourself a cane and some pills as a present! 23 is such a long age.
Good morning med, everybody is talking about the pope in Ajaccio today.>>205611432Happy birthday desu
>>205611432Congratulations oldie.
Having a proper breakfast today.
>>205613242
>better tasting chocolatine in N. Ireland than any I tasted in the last 5 years in FranceBrutal.>>205611432Happy birthday boomie! <3
Fernporn for Galiciafren>>205613242I feel like my heart would hate me after that.
Miss France 2025.Needless to say I'm disappointed
The sweetest irish hippie qt is in my bus. Pale chestnut redhead with the look of a lass playing violin in an old decrepit pub.Maybe in another life.>>205614831ayooo we wuz queenzz and shieet.Her ancestors mined the diamonds she's wearing, talk about reparashuns.
I try to not have a potty mouth but it is more challenging than controlling my appetite.
>>205614831I was hoping it would not be posted>>205615144I got better at this in recent times
>>205614301Nice coffee decoration, my congratulations to the barista. >>205614831Just like the game awards, everything is a joke these days.
>>205614831The negra we sent for some similar competition doesn't even speak Maltese and I don't think she was even born here to begin with.
>>205615257The worst bile somes out of my mouth in a very rapid manner at the smallest inconvenience.
need a greek wife
>the olive groves of Georgiavghfeeling medx as fvck, cavcasian pontic ethnicity
Evaluating pupils at the moment. It's a task that I should have done yesterday but I couldn't for online problems.>>205614831Very French moment.
>>205615144I feel like some good swears timed right and chosen well can be a beautiful thing.I dislike the way some people censor themselves when swearing, I find it dishonest.Like using "jackass" or "jerk" for someone who deserves more a "retard" or "cunt".Or using "heck" instead of "hell". It's immature and ruins the whole idea.
>>205615144Ah non dirlo a me, io sono riuscito a smettere di fumare abbastanza facilmente ma non riuscirei mai e poi mai a smettere di bestemmiare
Alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWDLCTBwyn8
i hit rock bottom recently and texted the 18 year old who friendzoned me back in septemberto my surprise she was open to talking and wasn't against us hanging out againidk if she wants the dick but she's so hot id accept the friendzone desu.
hehe
Found this journalist waifu
Are you going to invest in this, /med/?https://youtu.be/9Gn5_wN6x6U
>>205618507I believe it's illegal now
>>205616972>io sonoTerrible
>>205618274Kek>>205618298Need me self a french waifu
>>205618729https://youtu.be/oC0dHNTFQ9M?si=dwccecLmnidv4-1_&t=13VGH
>>205611432Another year over. Time to reflect on everything you've learnt over the past year, and all the growing you've done.Also, by coincidence, you share a birthday with my sister's boyfriend (who is also Jewish).
>>205611554Kek, thanks, twinko. May my current year be filled with gay sex.>>205612285>Only two years of youth left25 is still youth doe, so it's almost 3 years.Source: you>>205612512>>205612633>>205612726>>205612979>>205614301Thanks, sisters.
>>205618798VGH... MY DICK CAN ONLY GET THIS HARD
>>205618938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW5A3t1ySqI>Title of the videoLMAO
>>205618898>TwinkoThat was Brune doe.>>205618968Basé
Kino gym sesh, but from now on whenever I'll increase weight on squats, I'll only do it by 2,5 kgs per sesh. Today I added 5 kgs and my old man back was in a little bit of a pain after doing 3 sets fr.1x12 97,5 kgs + 3x11 100 kgs + 1x12 95 kgs squats6x9 80 kgs calves3x9 67,5 kgs leg curls3x10 90 kgs cable glute kickbacks3x8 80 kgs leg extensions3x12 32 kgs atg goblet squatsWanted to do some hip thrusts instead of goblet squats, but two girls were using the machine and weightwise, they mogged the shit out of me (100 kg thrust vs my 85 which I'll try increasing to 90 but at least 87,5 next week)Also, was going to do the atg squats with a bar but same girls asked me if I was done with using the rack. I was already removing the plates, so I didn't want to enter a humiliation ritual where I would have done atg pause squats with 50 fucking kgs in front of 2 blonde girls fr.>>205618864>and all the growing you've done.Nothing important happened to me in the past 365 days.>by coincidence>who is also JewishHaha, sure thing, that's really funny (he doesn't know topkek).
>>205619064>Channel namehttps://www.youtube.com/@AnimatricesTvSexy/videosLMAO even more
>>205619064>That was Brune doe.I know, I just really wanted to drop the gay sex part fr. Even doe that was a rather shitty joke from me.
>>205618798>swarthy french girls with deep voicesJe suis tombé amoureux.Je lui donne mon coeur, elle me donne ses pieds.>>205619102>Nothing important happened to me in the past 365 days.Not true, you became fitter.>Haha, sure thing, that's really funny (he doesn't know topkek).I always knew I was important enough to spy on, I just didn't think they would send an agent in person. I guess it's because I don't own a pager.
>>205619169>Je lui donne mon coeur, elle me donne ses pieds.LMAO
>>205618968Imprégnation
I already wanked twice today, really wish I had a girlfriend to blow some steam with
>>205619169>Not true, you became fitter.Right, but apart from that nothing important happened to me in the past 365 days.
>Oui anon, of course i like anal, i am french
>>205620471
Sometimes I feel like my face (haircut included) is a bit too childish for my age, then I see 24 yo niggas next to whom I literally look like a kid.Then I'm just happy I don't look the way they do.
BUMPUMP
>>205621085I've always looked older than I am, you should be very glad you are on the opposite side
>>205621085Welcome to the eternal youth club
>>205616636You are right. I am not a fan of those "PG alternatives" even if I use them at times. In my case, I was more referring to what this anon says here:>>205616972"Dagħa", we call it.
>>205621863I have no idea how old you are polebro (already asked ig but I remember you telling me it's as secret), but thank you for welcoming me.>>205621788>you should be very glad you are on the opposite sidePart of me is glad, but on the opposite side people at least take you seriously.
>>205621085i'm 29, if i shave and get new haircut i look 19. Some people say that's good. And desu i'm looking at dudes looking like shit at 25 with half receeded hairlines and i'm happy I got none of these problems
>>205621968t. Πρίαπος
>>205621085>>205621788To balance you two out, I look pretty much exactly my age.
>>205622162That doesn't really matter if you take advantage of your innate British eleganceI can imagine you in a tweed jacket, corduroy trousers and brogues
>mfw they're airing Harry Potter and the Phoenix Order I'm so detached and neutral about that world that the most relevant thing for me about Harry Potter is this: https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4?si=OBVYf_viwuwN51S2
>>205622508Unfortunately, I'm not the hoity-toity, fancypants kind of British person (the kind whose house has a name instead of a number and is only vaguely aware of what ASDA is), I'm the other kind (dysgenic white trash from a council estate).I wear chinos and shirts in all weather, and alternate between the same 2-3 ones like a cartoon character.
>>205623209What's wrong with chinos? They are comfy and more elegant than what the average joe wears.
>>205611330When did Macron get so jacked?
Gonna be honest friends, Dublin looking a bit SHITE.Even Belfast, despite being grimmer, looked cooler.
>>205619576iktfthe problem is that i don't want a gf that just wants to go out constantlyi got other things to do bitch
>>205622009i wish
Dumb slimy currynagger acting cuntish to costumers.>>205624730Chinos with an average wear like that is more tacky than just wearing jeans.
>>205624816>Dublin looking a bit SHITE.it's probably not shite we are just /med/ and are used to cities being elegant and visually pleasing
gay niggas be like>man, fuck that shit
>>205612405least mentally ill homowhy is unc reading that doe>>205611432how are you celebratingyou're 70 in twink years now btwuse the time you have left wisely>>205618898>May my current year be filled with gay sex.according to some of my sources half the balkan twinks on tinder are in Slovenia the rest in Hungaryshouldn't be too hard if you can stand the type of niggas on dating apps
>>205625061Homophobic scum
How many of you have tattoos here?
>>205624988>ironed white shirt >sport jacket>"average wear"Gay ass shoes doe, agreeing with you on that part.>>205625177>how are you celebratingCleaning the bathtub/sink/mirror in the bathroom and eating frozen 'za for dinner.Some close relatives are going to visit us next week and that's about it (cousin will be ROCKED when she'll learn that I bought a lego set for her 6 yo son for Christmas).>shouldn't be too hard if you can stand the type of niggas on dating appsI don't want to catch AIDS so I'm not downloading grindr doe and I doubt I could meet a bottom through a friend of a friend of a friend.>>205625265I think one of the Italian posters is the only poster who has tatttoos. I think Piedini (or maybe it's Brescia, but I'm leaning towards him being Piedini)
>>205612405gays getting BTFO by trannies is the funniest shit imaginable
>>205624787>jackedHe is suspected of having edited them and people made fun of him.
>>205625452vgh reminds me I need to overcome my greed and get christmas slop for everyone idk how you're supposed to have casual gaysex in my gaycel years I never wanted to meet any other gays because they all had insufferable personalities and already a 10+ bodycount at 18 already it's just ova for moderately degenerate homos desu>>205625472>#supergay
>reinstall tinder>get a like>get a match>she's talkative>common interests>get a date
>>205624730>What's wrong with chinos? They are comfy and more elegant than what the average joe wears.Basically this: >>205624988I wear them with trainers instead of dress shoes most of the time.>>205625061>tfw you tell a homo to go "blow it out your ass" and he says "ok sure"
>>205626270You only had to be yourself.
Chinos and trainers are a good look
>>205626270Gspotman back on the grind.>>205626116>they all had insufferable personalitiesNgl the only people my age in my teens whom I know were gay I unironically ended up hating because of their shitty personalities.>shouldn't be too hard if you can stand the type of niggas on dating appsGuess I'll die a straightcel because chances are I'll never french kiss with some cutie as the head of my cock is hitting his prostate over and over again (no homo).
Daily dairy.
>>205624988>tfw I could be jailed for that post hereWriting that might make me a fascist scum, but a brave and daring one.>>205625013It could really be, not used to northerner grimness>>205625452>"average wear" Even less than average. It's the idea popular classes have of a stylish high class wear.
>>205626270>fail for years>get one chubster per chance>things start snowballing from thereThat's right, just be yourself. It's all that matters. Never forget who you are.>>205611432I wish you a great day filled with goulash and paprika.
Inclination increased.
>>205627163Feet mentioned.
>>205626270What are you trying to imply posting McMahon?
>>205628115Pits and tits, gattino.
Do you like horse meat /med/? I really do, it's tasty and leaner than beef or pork
>/med/>everyone speaks englishlmao total american cultural victory. inb4 you reply to this post with some whining cope drivel in your meme language
One of my favourite aspects of the Maltese language is the several fruits and vegetables used as an insult, and practically all in a way to call someone an imbecile/stupid/idiot.>>205628534It has been such a long time since I last tasted it that I forgot how it tasted.
>>205626523>>205626630>>205628053>>205628410>she doesn't look like the pics and isn't attractive
>>205628632If this impeded you from coming here to larp, then the winners are us.
>>205628713It tastes like iron more than other types of meat
>>205629180I remember that when I was a child, my mother would cook it for my father and she wouldn't let me have any and I think I wanted to because I liked it or something.
>>205626270you got it Brune!
>Listening to Growl FM (cyberpunk in-game radio) as I'm cleaningHoly autism moment>>205628534I've not yet tried horse meat. My mom tells me it's tasty doe. Don't even know if I want to try it or not tbf.>>205628053>goulash and paprika.It's filled with AAA slop and frozen 'za.
>>205629837you're in the right place my top 5 most listened songs of 2024 were all from the Far Cry 5 OST Hope County Radio, the first 15 or so most listened songs were a mix from that fictional radion station and the Mend, a radio station from Fallout: Londonalso good taste, Cyberpunk has kino music https://youtu.be/d7kn2wVn2fkbest one, anthem of sexo with women from the old colonies
>>205626270Fakecel moment.
>>205630186Sorry bro
Does your local Lidl have any archeological finds?
Today's training.Pull ups 3x10 with bodyweight.
>>205630976Your legs look so fucking tiny, probably because the coat is a few sizes too big.Time to hit the gym and bulk.
>>205631031Post body
>>205631486Damn, nigga used mirror mirror on Andalu-sama.
>>205630976>Jacob's mediterraneoVGH, you just can't escape being /med/, Gman.>>205630159>Hope County RadioUtterly based, listened to that myself for quite some time. Now that you mentioned it, I'll probably listen to a few tracks in the coming days.>anthem of sexo with women from the old coloniesI thought that was called Angola é nossa?>>205631002Unironically, why do you never do lat pulldowns brvther?>inb4 pull ups are better because it's self weightUnderstandable, but you can do 1RM on the lat pulldown machine if the weights go high enough.
If you spent your whole life workingFor world that feeds on doubtLet the water wash away your sinsAnd those banks keep getting biggerWhile your pockets empty outLet the water wash away your sinsAnd if all the thieves and liarsHave been knocking at your doorLet the water wash away your sinsAnd they said they'd feed your familyAnd you believed what they sworeLet the water wash away your sins
>>205631486Sure.>>205631517I'm training at home, so I don't have a lat pulldown machine, and in the gym I just don't bother with them because I feel more comfortable doing pull ups and I don't need to strengthen my back for powerlifting and I'm content with it in terms of hypertrophy so I don't go hard on my back so my body has more energy for legs and pushing muscles.
Y tuTormenta de truenos sin luzEres simbolo de libertadYo nunca podria vivir Sin tus cuerdas de acero tocar
>>205631767>has a full head of hair>calls himself an incel
>>205631767That's an old pic thoHave you ever go under 10% bodyfat?
>>205631767H I P P A>I'm training at homeI should have assumed that much, but I'm retarded.Anyways now at least I know why you don't use it at the gym.>I don't go hard on my back>lats three times the size his torso
>>205631877Bro I have widow's peak.>>205631887It's from 24th of October of this year, don't expect any meaningful change in months, I look the same.>Have you ever go under 10% bodyfat?I don't think so, too much hunger.>>205631909>>I don't go hard on my back>>lats three times the size his torsoMore reason not to go hard on my back.
>>205631877Look at this.The Norwood reaper is after me.
>>205631997Sure, fakecel
>>205632066>implyingI know that somewhere, twinko is lusting at your hairline. It's just how good it is.
>>205632066Please refer to:>>205632068
We should say haircurve doe
>>205632213>haircurveWhat do you mean by this?
>>205631997>More reason not to go hard on my back.280 kg deadlifts are pretty hard on your back DOE.>picDis latinx nigga yt.
I should be studying Greek.>>205612296Me. Well over a year since.
>>205632267i don't mean your hairline in particularit's just rarely a line
>>205632066please don't post picture of me
>>205632298More on the lower back and traps than on the lats.>>205632337I see.Well when I was a kid it was a line.
>>205632367Do you have a similar hairline to me?Which French anon? I'm not bad at recognizing you guys but I'm not sure this time.
Iyc?
>>205632443Not one of those home of sexual.
Sleeping in a youth hostel tonight, sharing room with other dudes, it's FUCKED. >>205631031>Your legs look so fucking tiny, probably because the coat is a few sizes too big. kek I thought the same thing. You're right, it's the coat. Legs are kinda skinny but well proportionned.>>205631517>VGH, you just can't escape being /med/, Gmanit just brings me back in you know?
finna watch a documentary on Bachar
>>205631997>I don't think so, too much hunger.I know that feel
>Barbell good morningWeird ass exercise.>>205632443Grim. Would definitely destroy a twink (not a tranny) wearing those fishnet tops. Alternatively, would love to wear picrel while making out with a 35 yo japanese office lady as I'm straddling her in the living room of her apartment.>>205632583>youth hostelI could never, because I'm not young.
>>205630976Are those secret IRA tunnels?
https://youtu.be/PtXbqY6F2f8?si=E1B08x2z0XPWF2ly
>>205632415the twinkuslooks exactly like my hairline>>205632443saw a lot of trannies in paristhere was a young guy that looked like a cute twink but then I saw hrt tits poking through his shirtyikesrino
Speaking of archeological finds, rate this one, especially my nigga Maltanon.About 1775 years old.
Watched that sloppino show Day of the Jackal. I'm now watching Luther, it's much better.Recommend me some brit kino shows catnigga.
>>205633173Damn, it has been through some tough times.
>My client has never had a gf and is probably a virginHow would you react if your lawyer defended you like that?
>>205633950I would not attempt such a line of defence, but then again I'm not particularly interested in criminal law so I may be wrong
>>205633950Wonder when will the lies start.
>>205633818Fascist scum.
My Lord.
>>205634072It's the defense his lawyer used on the trial>>205634078Kek
>>205634121Don't like the hair color.Nippies doe.
>>205634121Sesso>>205634182Ok Breizhanon but we want to know the opinion of the heterosexual anons
>>205632652Which one?Hit me up bro.
>>205634266Bachar, le maître du chaosIt's not new doe>>205634221Terrible post.
>>205634182Want to know what I want to do to her?
>>205634297>le maître du chaosWhen you have eye surgery at 9 but terrorist gassing at 10, sure to turn everyone into a chaotic being.
Today, I will remind them.
>>205634182Why do most chuds exhibit latent homosexual tendencies?
>>205634297>Terrible post.It is what it is
>>205633710Would be curious to see it cleaned.Don't know if they will but I'm happy to have found it.
>>205634338>>205634344Learned he was eye doctor because he did not like blood lel>>205634377I'm super straight doe?
>>205634354>HOLY>ROMA-Oh wait.
>>205634406That looks like erosion. I don't think there's much to do about it. Still, a nice find.
>>205634435Buy her flowers. Come on now.
>>205634435You and Moselle are zesty as fuck
>>205634541How can you compared them to magyaranon like that?
>>205634588Well, he freely admits it
need a /med/ zestyness ranking
>>205634724Magyaranon and breton anon on top, the rest can be discussed
>you don't awooga-post at every pair of tits?>gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyypussy-whipped nigga are pathetic
>>205631517true enough, but I meant the New World colonies in that particular instance not the African ones
>>205634778
>>205634724>topBreizh and croatfren of course.>bottomMoselle, he can't even watch pps on his porn.
>>205634121I'll have to agree with my good friend Brune, not a fan of blondes.This is more my speed.
Sexo
>>205635116Terrible
>>205635158You're also a candidate for high zestiness
>>205611330>>205612512>>205612726>>205614831>>205618898>>205619102>>205621085>>205624846> look into /med/> only homosexual content why is that ?
>gaybretonmagyar>zestycatniggagirondeportudilfpiedinipolebro>fruitybrunemoselleandaluzanon >straightmaltanongalicianon
>>205635184You sound like your bar is that she's a biological woman, not much more, am i right?
>>205635251Catnigga is zesty? I would have never guessed
>>205635190time-honoured ancient Greek tradition
>>205635001No surprise there.
>>205635388he would do things with hunter schafer
>>205632790Must be. They must use those Tayto crisps to feed the terrorists.
Good night, sisters.Going to begin a shorter cut tomorrow. Sweets btfo'd, cardio in the menu.>>205634588TSMT>>205634626Admitting it is not as gay as being in the closet.>>205634768>breton anon on topHe's a bottom doe TOPKEK lmao gottem.>>205635388Perhaps my memory is not correct, but I think he did coompost about Hunter Schafer's feet.
>>205635251These niggas batting for the other team.These niggas looking MOIST.They've got sugar in their tank.Nigga's are theatrical, they're temperemental, they're good with colors.>>205635460heheh, I need a curry queen
>>205635735>These niggas batting for the other team.>These niggas looking MOIST.>They've got sugar in their tank.>Nigga's are theatrical, they're temperemental, they're good with colorsKEK, I remember a vocaroo
>>205635735
least gay /med/ edition
>>205635735Some curry can be nice.
>>205635704>bottomI am vers actually
Zesty /ita/lian replying to nobody
zestaly
Good night med, don't want to go to the cagie tomorrow
>>>/tv/>>207036002Words of wisdom
>>205636945
>>205636945>>>/tv/207036002
>>205636960Goodnight Brune
>>205632583I hope you don't share room with pajeets or other people prone to weird smells or traditions.
>>205634079 Anyone associated with you are not welcome on my internet.I presume you are an “Israel” VPN in a bunker.We are united. We are disinterested in whatever you are.Cheers to true Deutsch instead.Cheers to good Nazism.I assume y’all are with those r*ddit pests that have been trying to kill the vibes on here for years. Though I see y’all are disappearing from being shot by Lebanese
Fascism is merely another word for unity.Some collectives are more anarcho about unity, whereas others desire to attain certain qualities of unities that are less anarcho.Super unified can be good. So many verities of strong unities
>>205641390You aren’t European
