Slowpoke Rodriguez Edition Previous: >>205609668
first for gooning
This is me
Third for fuck politics.
another year wasted
Lovely Saturday night, lads. I got to see an NHL game in person and my team won! Now I’m at home watching an old RedLetterMedia video. I hit my friend’s weed vape and got way too high and it was scary. But now I’m back into groovin’ gravy territory, my boys. I’m also wearing a toque lolol.
Slowpoke is pretty slow downstairs in the feet but he is pretty fast upstairs in the cabeza
I eat pussy for breakfast breakky
Need to figure out a get rich quick scheme
>>205612033You are what you eat
>>205612039if you post an image right now and your wallet address i'll send you 10 bitcoin
>>205611992goon gang
>>205611977https://youtu.be/oZ0JUVd-iQU
>>205612012i wish i had your money
>>205612022what team
Bros, why are semi-androgynous looking girls so fucking sexy?
>>205612079Cause you're bi.
>>205612082but penis is disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjJSK0Rcv1w
>>205612079nigga that's not androgynous at all
>>205612079shes 18 now wheres her onlyfans
>>205612098what do you mean? She literally looks boyish
>>205612079That's just what the average Italian woman looks like
i've been reflecting on what a good year this has been for mehere's to forward momentum into the new year fellas
>>205612091So you're only a little bi, and not in the direct middle. Mostly straight, a little bi/gay. Enough to find dudes attractive, but not enough to gobble cocks.
>>205611977So what is this board even about? People asking "do you do x in your country" and foreigners being allowed to speak Spanish?
If a women doesn't have massive tits she's basically a man
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSytSafBQELate night jamming
>>205612116Lots of shitposting and mocking other cultures. If you talk about too much current events/politics, you get a 3-day. So the board is mostly pointless.
>>205612116this board is 100% Euros and assorted thirdies being tsun-tsun with us Americans
>>205612104no, she doesn't unless you're looking a very feminine boys in the first place
>>205612071Flames ma boy
>>205612079>>205612104t. has never seen a boy in his entire life
>>205612116It's about the decay and death of 4chan thanks to moderation if you can understand the meta themes
>>205612139She could literally pass for a guy Mulan style if she just cut her hairthats literally the meaning of androgynous
>>205612116It's an international hangout, people spend a lot of time in their respective generals
Yep, I'm watching a 77 year old movie about horny nuns
me so horny
>>205612137>>205612138Also, why the fuck Mexico? Canada is basically America with no guns and an "eh?" at the end of every sentence, so it makes sense. But Mexico? Habla el burrito.>>205612145I actually checked this board out when the shart in the mart meme exploded but I was left with the impression this board was unironically filled with homosexuals.>>205612167Good.
Gee I wonder why it includes the country America borders what a mystery
>>205612192cum is funny name
>>205612192It is filled with faggots though, especially /cum/Only /brit/ was free of faggots and there used to be actual girls that would post hereIve been here since 2011
>>205612192>burger is pretending like the taconiggers aren't in his countryYou think we're just like you, but say eh? But that southern border has brought so many people across that aren't like us. You've become like them.>inb4 you whataboutism about chinese and jeets to distract from my point
It's not like there is a place on this website not filled with faggots
gonna slap my dick around for a little while, be good while i'm gone
Which junt (movie) should I watch in bedRan (1985) by kurosawaOrOldboy (the original idk when It came out)
>>205612192You should have been here last night, the Mexican tranny was posting feet pics
Comment
>>205612272>Oldboy2003
>>205612272Haven't seen either, but I would choose Ran since it's Kurosawa
>>205612286sage
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
>>205612305You live In California
>>205612205And since Mexico borders guatamala then gutemal and El Salvador should be in this general too? Mexicans have more in common with Peruvians than Americans. Create /latinx/ or something.>>205612228I'm not taking about mexican americans or anything but like actual people from Mexico. They like speak Spanish in their country. Like if you go to Mexico everything is written in Spanish.>>205612233Try /x/ /out/ and /o/
dick is erect
>>205612319Retard
>>205612317No I live in Tennessee
why are women so pretty i love women so much
>>205612319>Mexicans have more in common with Peruvians than AmericansMy God this general has lost it
No actual Mexicans post here with any frequence and even if they did Mexico is only included cause it's funny
>>205612192Cum is made up of 3 of the 4 countries that make up north America, excluding Greenland Very simple
Funky
>>205612348Unfortunate
Aunt wants me to try her homemade chip dip, auntie I love you but please don't make me eat the goyslop
>>205612319Then we're still not like you, but say eh?We still have cultural connections to the British Isle, and the other Anglo commonwealth countries. It's not that we don't have connection to America, but you ignore everything that's not connected to your country.Taconiggers also speak your form of English, retard. I'm not talking about the ones in other countries, but the ones in your country, including the ones that were born there.
It's over
>>205612360
>>205612305the idea that freemasons have ties to satanism was primarily perpetuated by this italian dude name Leo Taxil in order to get back at the catholic church for like, fucking up his childhood and suing himafter 'converting' to catholicism, he published a number of volumes where he made up increasingly retarded things about masons, including that they communed with devilsthe more the people believed him, the more ludicrous his claims became, until he held a conference revealing what he had done.the damage was done, however, and nobody cared that it was all fabricated
Does the president actually live in the white house for real?
>>205612442usually, yeah, but they also spend quite a bit of time around the country and away
>>205612406Cap
>>205612442Yeah, and some of them have kept crazy pets there like alligators
dick is no longer erect
>>205612334It's fine, Paco. I was just making an observation. Your compadres can stay.>>205612354Picante, I literally can't tell your familia apart from salvadorian or peruvian people. You're all short, brown and speak a horrible bastardized Spanish. >>205612379Gee the eh thing was a fucking joke. And yes for the most part when I've met canadians I can't tell them apart except for the retarded way you pronounce "oot" but sure yeah larp about muh british heritage or whatever. And obviously I wasn't talking about latinxqbt that were born here. I was talking about the country of Mexico and the mexican nationals who live in that country. Just forget I said anything. Canada is like England and Mexico is an English speaking country who loves to watch American football.
Trans rightsAre. Human. Rights.
>>205612357>>205612357>>205612357>>205612357>>205612357>>205612357>>205612357>>205612357>>205612357
>>205612508>Picante, I literally can't tell your familia apart from salvadorian or peruvian people. You're all short, brown and speak a horrible bastardized Spanish.Too defensive. On the verge of tears. Broken. Owned. Used. Negative twenty in aura and negative fifteen in defense. Plus fourteen in fermentation.
>>205612508>the retarded way you pronounce "oot"From the Scottish, who carried it from Shakespearean times.Which is one of the thousands of reasons, I say that we're still connected to the British Isles, even if I have no British Isles bloodline.
A doe, a deer, a female deer
>>205612528Replied
>>205612555You've got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. Who's having sex with the hen?
>>205612547Whatever, your parent's culture is vastly inferior. That's why you're here, typing in English. Sorry but not sorry. Time to move on, "north american brethren".
>>205612272Just started RanIts pretty
>>205612581Negative twenty in defense. Negative ten in intelligence. You still have access to items. Heal?
>>205612581nta but kys yourself and stop shitting up the general. mexico is a part of north america. get over it sweetheart.
Up
>those levels of projection>>205612611Sure, I got it. Mexico is super North American. When I go to Mexico, I often can't tell Suarez from Vancouver or Guadalajara from Chicago. Only once I cross the Gutemala border I feel like I crossed into some 3rd world Spanish speaking shithole. I fucking love North America so much bros.
>>205612317Not him but I do
Cum is wasp only general
>>205612697I'm sorry
>>205612712I love it here in SoCal, unironically
>>205612680Have you ever been to Mexico? I haven't. My assertion is off of what I have seen online but not personal experience. You sound like you probably have serious personal experience in these countries. Is that right?
>>205612741Lo siento
A lot of talk about Mexicans tonight
Why is there so many tall Hispanics in San Antonio? They're a lot shorter in average in other cities I've been to.
>>205612750Yeah I have been to Mexico City. While I personally thought it was an interesting spot, I absolutely felt like I was in a foreign culture and in a 3rd world country.
>>205612680most geography inclined american
>>205611977>Slowpoke RodriguezHE'S GOT A GUN!
>>205612680I don't know, when I go to a lot of the border states in your country, I can't really tell the difference between them and Mexico.
>>205612820If Baja was given to the United States, Mexico would undoubtedly be Central America.You may cope and seethe, but facts were written.>>205612844Yeah because there's like 60 million of them here.
>>205612799SA has a huge Latino population so you're bound to find taller ones there more often than not. I'm only 5'10" but my younger brother got lucky with being 6'3"
Mexico is craaaazy
Only one pic and it's this...
>>205612973Is she a prostitute or what does that mean?t. Never used Tinder
>>205612994Idk, maybe she is.
>>205612973>38>whoreish behaviourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqGXeX9LhQ
>>205613022Looks sus. Half naked in what appears to be a hotel room. Looks hot, though.
Why are Ukrainian women so good at bed?
>>205613111Eastern Slavs are basically black
A walking whale now...
>>205613111How would you know?
>>205613136Friends with benefits
Never watched Lake Mungo
>>205613111ive gooned to that anna ralphs ukranian chick so many times it almost makes me feel guilty how pretty she is just to see her get facefucked by ivan
>>205613160I enjoyed it, and it scared me, but it bored other people. It's worth a watch
>>205613171Is that her husband or something?
I’m thinking so much about quantum mechanics, I’m going to invent the shadow realm from yugioh.
Where can I find Ukrainian women?... For study lessons of course.
>>205613222Poland.
>>205613235This, they are crawling all over Krakow
>>205613194no idea
>>205613254Is he the only guy that fucks her, though?
>>205613284think so
>>205613290I thought you were a real coomer. I know who she is. Haven't seen much of her videos, but she is incredible.
Wypipo are silly
goodnight
>>205613336Basado gato.
Mega fart
Poopy scoopy
>what's wrong with my beyblade
>>205613383You're trapped in a dream, in a dream, in a dream, in a dream.
>>205613398That'd be messed up, eh?
>>205613418Let It Rip.
I'm a karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
>>205613314I just jerk off I'm not a historian
Damn im a bored ass motherfucker
Indian people will flood the world to reduce their own country's overpopulation.The jeet century has begun.
Maybe I should become a monk
>>205613536Repatriation is necessary.
>>205613500Enough of a historian to remember her name.
White people will go extinct within 2,000 years
>>205613657Not to worry, as North Americans will still be around.
Sometimes I wish I was like a feral person. Nonverbal screaming naked man innawoodw,
>>205613834What's stopping you?
>>205613834The grass is always greener on the other side. Trust me, you'd miss first world standards. And being verbal.
>>205612594Owari da....
just got back from da bar
>>205613960Do your "homies" know you have these images saved to your computer?
>>205613983who gives a shit? incel freak
>>205613960It's almost 4 am, did you bang some chick in the bathroom or something?
>>205614070well not in the bathroom
Macaroni and cheese and hot dogs
>>205614133fuck I could go for summa that right now
is this what the mexican tranny here gets up to? read this entire thread >>>/lgbt/38285592why are troons like this
>>205614190>read this entire threadnah lmao anywaysgo back to fagbt
>schizopoo browses the fag boardhonestly, NOT suprising
>>205614190>Hates trannies so much he browses and reads lgbt threadsPoetry
>>205614530My suspicion, with that specific poster, is that he wants a gf but can't get one, got porn addicted and now faps to troons. This makes him upset because he faps to gay shit all the time, which makes him absolutely SPERG OUT over real women...very sad.
My name is spoopy
None of yall know what I've been through
I'm a firm believer in the spirit of Christmas
I'm non human
>>205615149TRU
stroking my shih
I was awake for about 24 hours yesterday traveling homenow my sleep schedule is fucked
>>205614204>>205614530To be fair it's a super funny thread, they're just threatening each other and threatening suicide
I want to be the sleepiest little guy of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUF5IsxGUg
eating slopwatching slop
is there a song for fuckers? i'm wondering is there a song only people who have sex listen to
>>205615911https://youtube.com/watch?v=X1AA6kdonRM
>>205615911just go to the spotify global top songs or smththe more recondite and obscure music recommendations take you further and further away from pussy
>>205615997Terrible adviceGoth bitches love The Cure
>>205616023normies have sex thougheverbeitthat's an exception not the rule
Harrison ford looks and acts miserable all the time he behaves like his whole acting career was a mistake and regrets every minute of it.
>>205616728I think he's just an asshole
I’m already a demon
Makes me proud that I inspired this Japanese food vlogger https://youtube.com/shorts/_lv8zguIDYg
I KNOW YOURE A FUCKING SLUT YOU BITCH
>>205618038You should have picked Mercy
BrosThe drones are a nothingburger, right?
have a wonderful day, buddies.
Gm /cum/mersAwake but at what cost>>205619299You too bud
>>205618363Probably, I'm sure it's just response testing by some adversary
>>205619462>gmIt's 5:30 am, soon I shall go to bed
>>205619523Grim
https://x.com/fatihtezcan/status/1863572668097724820jews shitting on a beach in cyprus
hello. time for church
im fucking insane
>>205620624larping faggot
>>205621340lol
watching the "history" channel is a sign of extremely low IQ
>>205621340huh?
>>205618363Most of these sightings are just fucking planes. The rest are cgi
happy holidays!
Jerked off to chubby women again award
If aliens were real, they would not give a fuck about new jersey
>>205621466>>205621556>>205619474What if it's artificial general intelligence?
Crazy how third world women only think about having children and the whole reason they want marry some old white man and come to the US is so they have half white American kids
New Jersey wops are so fucking stupid they don't know what a plane looks like>they're le giant drones
>>205621822Larry Hogan saw dozens of them over his house in Maryland
>>205621856I'm sure he did ;)
jerked off to indonesian women
Need a white bitch to go bug mode on my dick
>>205621379It used to be great but it's been ruined since the reality tv fad kicked off years and years ago
>>205621611Then whoever made it is many times more advanced than anyone else on the planet
My name is Rick Harrison, and this my son, Big Hoss
based?
>>205622173People were so autistic before the invention of television
>>205621973Nigger
AMERICANSCANADIANSPLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD>>205622154 >>205622154 >>205622154 MUCH APPRECIATED.
Another night of spooky nightmares. Can't a nigguh get some sleep?
>>205622173back when you would get your ass beat for not following every little social convention
so, what's up with the drone?
>>205622698chris cristie is fat and likes mcdonalds
>>205622745>chris cristiewhat kind of name is that lol
>>205622786t. Batman bin Suparman
>>205622888>bruce wayne>clark kentgiving superheroes a first and last name that sound alike is more of a marvel thing
shut the fuck up about the drones it's every day 'OMG WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT' it doesnt matter what it isayys or chinks either way you cant do shit bu watch
>>205623027It's human nature to be curious about the unknown, especially when we are directly affected by it
i'm not directly affected by planes flying over new jersey
>>205612012How do you get so much from investments?
>>205623105I guess that's why you're not interested
>>205612094What a semen demon
have to speedrun my morning routine because I go to work an.hoir earlier than usual todaybeen awake less than half an hour and already drank coffee, took a shower, took a shit, styled my hair, and about to make my breakfast/lunch
i'm just soooo busy but i have plenty of time to post a paragraph on 4chud
is the 4chan creator an only child or does he have siblings?
>>205623468>is the 4chan creatorI hate newfriends.......
>>205623482it's a meme to never mention him by name you stupid ass
>>205623482>>205623513It's not known?
>>205623513Those days are overYou can even post with his tripcode without getting banned automatically
>>205623546ok rapeape
If you're ever swimming and you start drowning, just be still. You have lungs, you're buoyant and you can float. Just stop moving, jackass
>>205623585This website is a hobby farm for the moderators' personal lolcows
it's a meme to never mention christopher poole by his name? huh?
>>205623699who?
Y'all ever just piss nigga?
>>205623726the 4chud creator, also known as moo (like a cow lol) or moot
>>205623726The creator on the online platform Canvas. and a former employee of google plus
i did not know that moot grew up in new york city
Trying to watch Dune prophecy but it's all talking so I actually have to pay attention, I just want sfx and explosions
when are michael bubble and mariah carrey scheduled to go back in the cryo chamber?
>>205623806Is there like a trigger word for moot being an only child or some shit.
gay furry jew is from new york, so surprising
Lumbering Lardass Rapeape (real name: Gurupartap S. Davis, probably some neckbeard name like Pajeet or Josh), is the current head admin of 4cuck.This "man" (and I use that term loosely) somehow crawled out from under his mom’s basement in the early 2010s and has been jannying ever since, rising to power under Hiro’s neglectful watch.Rapeape is best known for being the overlord of the most trannie-infested, pedophilic losers on the internet: the Discord cabal of jannies who, instead of doing anything productive with their lives, spend all day banning and muting anything that doesn’t align with their safe-space mentality. Picture a neckbeard so massive it has its own gravitational pull, and you’ve got rapeape.In his glorious reign, Rapeape has managed to single-handedly transform 4cuck into a sanitized daycare for troons and BBC-spammers. His jannie squad operates out of a Discord server, which, let’s be real, is exactly where you’d expect this level of degeneracy to thrive. Imagine being so pathetic that your life’s mission is to ruin a site that was already a dumpster fire to begin with.During his tenure, Rapeape has accomplished such stunning feats as: Banning anything remotely fun Encouraging trannies and BBC obsessed freaks to spam their nonsense across the site Letting /pol/ fester into an echo chamber of cringe while shutting down anything that opposes his Discordtard agendaAnd if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that rapeape spends his free time polishing his jannie whistle and fantasizing about his next power trip. With leadership like this, it’s no wonder 4cuck is more cucked than ever before.DoxOn October 5, 2024[1], RapeApe's dox from 2013 was uncovered and updated (with 2024 info), revealing that xe is black and indian GEEEEG.PARTAP DAVISBETTER KNOWN AS RAPEAPE, HEAD MOD OF 4CHANADDRESS: 3308 La Veta Dr NE Albuquerque, NM 87110PHONE NUMBER: (505) 688-9554
>>205623966 gay furry jew is from new york, so surprising
>>205623464boiling water
>>205624068 gay furry jew is from new york, so surprising
>>205623966lolnot surprised at all
>>205624148He's from Halifax Nova Soctia.This is his YouTube channel.https://www.youtube.com/@PartapDavisThis is his reddit.reddit.com/u/rapeape
a niggerjeet is the head mod of 4chan, so surprising
>>205624229head mod of all modsmoot gave him they key to the websitebut moot still owns the websitehiro isn't the owner.the programmer for 4chan lives in France.Hiro also lives in France.
50 year old nigger jeet mutt
>>205624229it explains everything perfectly
Based anon exposing the mods
>>205624366I was high all october. The info's been out since October on 4plebs. Lot's of people don't know or don't care.
is 160 degrees good enough for instant coffee? don't feel like boiling water. also i already know what google says (190 degrees)
>>205624448Cocaine is better than concentrated cannabis or Covfefe.
>>205624487i would be snorting some right now if i had it
>>205624448Instant coffee is just dehydrated pre brewed coffee, so any temperature will reconstitute it. 190 is for actually brewing coffee. As usual Google gets it wrong because it makes no attempt at context
>>205624524thanks. yeah google ai is always wrong so i never trust it
>>205624487It'll fuck your heart up a lot worse
>>205611977Weird dream, I was back in middle school but with the experience and cynicism of being in my mid 20s. I was sitting in the classroom lighting up a cig but there was this short latina I see from work staring at me. Then as she's leaving to go to the bathroom she looks back with a beckoning lookI get up to follow her but can't find her in the bathroom. Another girl enters the bathroom though and suddenly I'm trying to find a urinal that I can pee in where the girl won't be able to catch a glimpse of my small penis There were other parts of the dream I can't remember now. At one point teleported out to the schools black top playground, but I can't remember the details
Is 4chan even profitable? Seems like any retard with 20 bucks can get an ad put up
>>205624431I don't keep tabs on the lore desu but yeah I should just stop coming here as my filters don't even catch the new spam they decide to flood it with This website used to be fun sometimes It has only recently gotten to the point where it is almost never fun to post here anymore Can't keep up with the no life terminally online tranny jannies
When /biz/ posters moved to /bant/ the ads became nothing but memecoins for months on end
>>205624901Department of Justice covers the server cost
>>205624944I very much doubt that
>>205625003It's the gateway / honeypot / recruitment site for the really dangerous alt Chans that harbour legit pedo rings and terrorists
>>205625043I very much doubt that
>>205625043>It's the gateway / honeypot / recruitment site for the really dangerous alt Chans that harbour legit pedo rings and terroristsno such thing
Nationality AmericanOccupation Eating hotpocketsYears active UnknownBest known for Ruining 4chanTitle Admin on 4cuckIAS? Yes
Nigguh it’s snowing
If I had a burner phone I would call and threaten him, but I doubt that's his number anymore
71 days later.10 days later, Dec 25th.81 days later.Joe Biden sucks Hunter Bidens cock while smoking crack with Natalie Biden.
>>205625189>snowing in DecemberSo much for global WARMING huh
biden pardoned some pedophile chinese spy for whatever reason. and also 2 other chinese spies
4chang is not a Japanese company.Moot didn sell 4chan to Hiro.4chan is an American registered LLC.https://trademarks.justia.com/858/67/4chan-85867485.htmlThe real owners of 4chan is the moderation.Namely>Abib principal administrator of 4chan >RapeApe (GrapeApe) principal groomer and head moderator >Hunter principal pedophile and glownigger (((moderating))) /b/ >Gay Irwin (with a J) He's one of the principal person reponsible for the state of 4chan >He's the person who sold 4chan to international interests >He's also the person who use psychological warfare to try to manipulate 4chan userbase Them, with a handful of moderators that groom and abuse 4chan since it's inception, are the real owners of 4chan.They're the peoples behind the spam.The low quality of every boards.More spam again.They're guilty of being complicit. They are accessory to the crimes and should be jailed.>An accessory to a crime is someone who helped commit the offence without actually taking part in it. It is similar to the crime of “aiding and abetting,” though you can be an accessory even if you were not present at the scene of the crime. Many states differentiate between helping someone after they committed the crime and helping them before committing it.When will Hiro the pedophile be jailed with the rest of the 4chan sellout moderation?>S c h w i m m e r @ l e a s o n e l l i s comPleas ask Mr. Schwimmer the jew lawyer where the money is coming from.
>>205611977I'M FROM NJ AND TODAY I SAW ONE OF THE DRONES/UFOS
>>205625268What are their names
>>205625283you sound mindbroken
ayy tone theres a drone ova there!
>>205625336Ching ChongPing PongDing Dong
>>205625304Ok but what does that have to do with ME
>>205625337this guy is a mod or a janny. i know one posts in this general because i get instabanned all the time for offending him, not breaking the rules
>>205625043>the really dangerous alt Chans tSuch as?
rapeape called me mindbroken but he promotes racemixing with white women and niggersthe potterydon't go there with me 50 year old Nigger Jeet Mutt
>>205625374me or the guy im replying toanyway if you get banned just go into your router setting and spoof your MAC address and youll immediately get a fresh IP address
>>205625432>and spoof your MAC addressNot evenJust unplug and replug your router.
>>205625460most leases last at least a few hours if not days and are refreshed automatically
>>205625374There's a specific anon in /cum/ who bans me whenever I argue with him lol
>>205625336Yanjun Xu and Ji Chaoqun are the spies and Shanlin Jin is the pedophile and probably also a spy
>>205625337check the archives. he spams it on multiple boards
>>205625268pretty sure he also pardoned a guy who sold off a womans child to human traffickers in an "attempt to catch human traffickers"
>>205625407infinity etc I don't know them but they're not household names like 4chan for a reason
taking a film appreciation class next semester
>>205625528O those guys. They're not pardoned, they're part of a spy swap
Tranny janny discord raiders usually use /brit/ as their preferred pedo incel clubhouse but seems this anon posting the sharty wiki links has set the alarms off
>>205625750same thing
There's a Hungarian that nonstop spams Asian models in their gen. Ngl some are pretty attractive but this is pathetic fetishist behavior like our resident "let me just dump my public photos of plain as fuck Japanese school girls no I'm not a creep" poster
>>205625777It's not?
I do all of these it's called being alpha
>>205625852it is?
the breakfast
>>205625878Pardoned means you are absolved of your crimes. This is a prisoner swap.
>>205625918Disgusting
>>205625873These are all things anyone would notice if they're extremely insecure. This is just insecure people making up reasons for being insecure
>>205625995
>>205625935Pardoned means you don't have to serve the time you were sentenced to. This is a pardon. Also lol thinking this was a prisoner swap, this was just biden doing his buddies in china a favor for a lot of money.
>>205626077>pardon means you don't have to serve the time you were sentenced to... on account of your sentence being commuted because you're absolved of your crimes. It's not a pardon, it's a transaction. Anyone calling it a pardon is being disingenuous to "own the libs". Call a spade a spade ffs
>>205626351>A pardon is a government decision to allow a person to be relieved of some or all of the legal consequences resulting from a criminal conviction. They have been relieved of all legal consequences. I'm calling a spade a spade
>>205612413I didn't know this, thanks for sharing this unironically
>>205626411No they weren't. They're being traded back to china. Being relieved of all legal consequences would be given ready access to travel to the US or literally any place other than china, which they probably can't leave now thanks to their conviction
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>>205626495Okay so some or most legal consequences. Still fits the definition of a pardon. I don't consider spies not being allowed in the US a consequence anyway. They've already been caught, they don't want to be here. And lol they can go wherever they want, just not the US.
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>>205626741It's not just the US, it's anywhere that doesn't allow those convicted of espionage to enter. Which is basically everywhere. They weren't pardoned so they're still convicted of espionage
>>205626949I'M retarded
>>205627138Same
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>>205627099>The individuals pardoned were identified as Yanjun Xu and Ji Chaoqun, both convicted of espionage, and Shanlin Jin, convicted of possessing over 47,000 images of child pornography while a doctoral student at Southern Methodist University in Dallas in 2021, according to the Post.This is from newsweek, they were literally PARDONED, they can go wherever they want.
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Newsweeks verdict on if they were pardoned.>True. Available evidence confirms that Biden pardoned two Chinese spies and a relative of a CCP official. While there is no official confirmation that their release was explicitly tied to the prisoner swap, DOJ documents verify that all three individuals were granted clemency by the president.