but rly what is
All brits need to go to sleepits REAL YANK HOURS
cheeky rainbo sherbo with the lads x
Biz idea: endless /brit/no new edishes, just pages and pages of the same /brit/, forever
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POO PENG GAY PORN BULLSHIT
Be nice to the fat girls at the gym lads
I thought he was gay?
be nice to the small lads on the banquise, lads
>>205612230
4 beers deep into some Budweiser, how you niggas doing?
>>205612485fixing to brush my teeth, have a cig, and go to bed. yeah you could say im a real one
>>205612410phwoar
>>205612485>4 beers deep into some Budweiseroh wow!so you drank some water, good on youstay hydrated haha
2 pies and 4 potato waffles down the hatch x
>>205612561Do the French even drink beer?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFlxDWUZfUU
>>205612592my local brews its own and its good
>>205612592Yeah most of them drink 1664, which is really no better than budweiser and certainly no stronger
>>205612592Drinking across Europe has fallen massively in the last couple of decades. Public health messaging, a greater interest in fitness, migration and the children of migrants not drinking for religious reasons, the price of going out when housing costs are so high. That said there seems to be a generational divide in those who do drink. Over 30-40 and they’ll be drinking wine. Under and they’ll be drinking beer. I see it in France, Spain and Italy
>>205612610>>205612621Is it true that in Europe you can just walk down the street sipping a beer? Trying that here would get you arrested quick LOL land of the free, as they say. If I ever go to Europe I am going to become such a raging alcoholic.
yo cody I've had 4 budweisers I'm an alcoholic bro
>>205612621I like 1664 (or I did when I last had it. I haven’t seen it on tap in years and I’m told the recipe changed to reduce the abv)
might smash a niggers head in with a ball-pein hammer
>>205612660we don't go around drunk but we can sip in a terrasse just fine
>>205612678Not on, this post
>>205612660Depends on the city and whether you’re causing trouble. Yes for the most part though
>>205612677>I like 1664thank you for your support of the frnech beer industry
stinking hot
>>205612707corrr corrrr it's cold here
hi
All beer tastes like shit so budweiser's fine with me
>>205612723Good morning
I remember when I was in England there was some guy lying on the grass next to a bus stop with a can in his hand at like 10:00 AM and nobody said anything as if it were typical behavior.
>>205612735yeaaaah bewbs holy fuuuuuuuck nice nice nice
>yo tayqeusha! I dun says brrrrrrrr, it's finna b col' in huuurr, deys mussa b sum clovas in da ah'musfere
>>205612747Nobody said anything because we'd rather just ignore them
>>205612735scrumptious breasts
>>205612757
>>205612727"no"had a nice pilsner yesterday that was heavy one the hops, real earthyliked it very much
need to shovel the snow but I can't because these fucking dogs never shut the fuck up it's insane
>>205612759I mean he wasn’t hurting anybody or causing a scene or anything, it’s just odd to see a guy wallowing around on his belly drunk at such an hour.
>>205612792do the dogs attack you?
>>205612790>heavy on the hopsyou'll be heavy "on the hop" when I fucken tilt ya you faggot frog
>>205612790Okay, still tasted like shit though
>>205612809last rugby game, you were schooledshow some humility, little man
>>205612813they don't all taste the same, just saying
>>205612747They were all judging him, but how many people say something about alcoholics in America? Daniel Neely had to go to trial because he stood up to someone like that in New York.In England you can have a few beers in the park with your mates or a bottle of wine with a picnic date or some tins of premixed gin and tonic on the train or something as you’re walking into town to go to the clubs and you’ll be fine. Continental Europe is even more forgiving in terms of walking around a city sipping a beer as you would a Coke or having a beer or wine with lunch (used to be ok here until the HR people took on American Puritanism). Lying on the grass next to a bus stop at 10 in the morning is not ok anywhere
>>205612838I've had sex with a French girl.
Muslims be like there is no god but allah and muhammad is his prophet and then be all into djinns and black magic and possessions. Strange people
>>205612908yea, so have i, big deal
>>205612908Did you get an STD? Was she hairy?
Frank Green and a sneaky link???
>>205612910Jinns are in the Holy Quran and predate the Prophet Muhammed PBUH
Right wingers are opposed to education…
>>205612989morningany plans for this wonderful sunday
>>205612749ktimb(kek this is my brain)
>>205613009Morning. I plan to post chud memes all day. And you?
>>205613121play some mario kart :/
just 1 christmas present to buy and it's probably just some box of chocolates for my brother's girlfriend. and it's lush x
>>205613139Got some toys for the nieces and nephews
lasses with braces on their teeth
Yewchewb
>>205613158'
there's been a 500% increase in deaths in the UK due to heroin. seems like the US opioid crisis has reached british shores. god bless you all
>>205613167are to young for you
>>205613206too*
>>205613232*sneed
>>205613232poo*
the frenchman is a pedophile
>>205613246the other one, the one that's obsessed with alizée
>>205613083is this like a hilarious picture in belgium?
>>205613262>alizéecorr that's this morning's wank sorted
time to grow out of your nonce phase lads. Just not on. Never has been, never will.
She slept with a hundred guys. It’s disgusting
poo and fart and also wank
>>205613264No he's a cuck who obsessively posts images that vaguely relate to cuckeryIn this case, the link to cuckery is based entirely on this image
business idea: we annex crimea
>Fears British teenager, 18, convicted for having holiday romance with fellow UK girl, 17, may have jail term increased to 20 years
>>205613315i wonder if he's the netherlands guy from years past. clogwog or what have you. but thanks for the heads up.
>>205613204if it means more useless underclass leeches get wiped out then I'm all for it
>>205613329vgh...nova anglia...home....
greggs breakfast baguette down the hatch
mad how the bible says that jesus was crucified and then rose from the dead then 800 years later the quorn says "umm no ackshually i was there and he wasn't even crucified at all lol"
>>205613329We already have. Saxons who didn’t want to live under Norman rule after 1066 and the harrying of the north fled east, seeking the protection of Byzantium. They joined the Varangian guard and were given lands in Crimea.We have maps of Crimea from the 14th-16th centuries that bear cities with names like “Londina” and “Porto di Susacho” (Port of Sussex).
need to spend about £15 on dadberg for Xmas, any ideas?
>quorn
if there is a god women are his masterpiece
>>205613450chocolate orangecheapo socks with printed text pertaining to some boring dad hobby he hasmug with bah humbug on itin two-tier kier's economy that'll run you about 14 quid so get him a yorkie to top it off
>>205612962>>205612971she was very lovely. if she wasn't a prostitute I would have married her
>>205613443Muslims are funny little fellas
>>205613450It’s your dad. Splash out a bit and get him something he wouldn’t by himself. Nice gloves or socks or thermal underwear or a good pillow
Rate the scran
>>205613484>if she wasn't a prostitutefrom 0 to 100 ffs
>>205613450a card that says thanks for being a good dad. and a photo of you two together
>>205613514Bit gay
I give off Rockstar Vibes.
Sometimes I feel like a nonce being noncehunted by my own brainNot in a noncey way, just the vibe
>>205613512she was very pretty. it's a shame that women don't know their lives would be so much easier if they married good men like me, instead of selling themselves for shekelswe live in a society
AI with a step by step guide to frying an egg.
>>205613562IV or V?
>>205613480might take the cheapo socks idea and turn it to posh socks instead, you know those ones that are like £15 for a pair in boutiques. Cheers lad
>>205613528you're a bit gay
wonder what it's like to be a dad and your beloved son gets you a rotten pair of FUCKING SOCKS for christmas. actual suicide fuel
Never watched an episode of Gavin and Stacey, never will. Fucking can't stand James Corden
>>205613624what? the socks or not having a son?
>>205613624honestly, a good pair of socks is quite nice
>>205613624My dad owes me about 10 grand so he'll be getting a chocolate bar
moved to new york city yesterday
>>205613624Mate if I want something I'll just buy it for myself. I'm an awkward dad to buy shit for
>>205613632Very original of you to have distaste for such a beloved celeb
boobs
>>205613624obviously the socks aren't the only thing he's getting from me, he already has his main present
>Never watched an episode of Gavin and Stacey, never will. Fucking can't stand James Corden
>>205613643kek I'm in a similar boat, getting dadberg about £200 worth in gifts and giving my mum fuck all cos she still owes me £200
FLY YOU FOOLS
>>205613652what's it like being a dad?
>>205613624I just ask him what he wants and he tells me. Simple as.
>>205613686BUT WE DON'T HAVE WINGS
>>205613688It's great, the wife does all the work and I sit at my computer with my vape
>>205613671what's his main present? a pair of ffucking gloves Id reckon
getting one of those lidl amaryllis plants from the folks apparently
another day, another packet of malteser reindeers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iozsLGorggI
Anyone has that "countries that need to stfu on /int/" image?
>>205613692doesn't that spoil the whole point of gift giving
Storytime: I will now describe the 3 times in my life that I have seen a British person IRL. Needless to say, I was starstruck each time. I just think the accent is so cool!>Elementary school. On a field trip. The chaperone in charge of my group was the dad of one of the kids in our class. Tall British lad, skinny, wore a sunhat. Andrew, if you're reading this, your dad was very cool and nice to me.>I was maybe 17. Was waiting in line at the meat counter at Safeway. British gal behind the counter, plump gal with brunette hair. I asked her if she was from England and she replied that she had met her boyfriend online and moved out here to be with him. Nice lady, hope she found the love she deserved.>20-ish at this point, was at a car rental place in a major European airport. Saw a British lad in line. Little shorter than me but very well dressed. Wore a leather jacket, cool guy.
>>205613715just watched a youtube short about those and agarwood and that
patiently waiting for all my youtoobs to drop their Christmas special episodes
>I need a poo>Yes I doI am a lyrical genius
imagine moving all the way to the US to work at the safeway meat counter
>>205613794doesn't work it stoke though does it
>>205613781who even does that other than ashens and rose
Why is everything that appeals to the masses so shit?
mornin lads lets get the slags posted
getting ready for the date with the bumble gf lads literally shaking :/but if all goes well today could be the first time I kissed a girl who wasn’t the ex gf of 4.5 years in over 5 years
>>205613737I have a picture of poo? but i just use that when I reference sweden
>>205613751no
>>205613866
>>205613752I met an American at the supermarket buying bacon
>>205613877god speed lad. remember to not talk about poo or trannies.
Why the fuck are people being silenced about speaking out against marrying your cousin? Fucking libtards and Pakis are an abomination man
Andy Warhol silver screen can't tell them apart at all
>>205613906are they?
>>205613906What's happened
>>205613895HelloThis webm made me feel very sad and I am writing to you to request you delete itRegards
>>205613917got silenced about speaking out against marrying your cousin in Greggs
>>205613931what's the matter? feel as though you're missing out on something?
>>205613946woke gone mad innit
>>205613931why?
>>205613931there you go lad
>>205613906why is it suddenly a political issue despite the vast majority of the world allowing it?
>>205613917
>>205613961love orangutans so I do especially flat faced ones just some funny interesting looking fellas
>>205613955me in the back
>>205613904thanks la, will try my best :3
>>205613971yanks protesting too much
>>205613976you're a funny interesting looking fella
>go on break before toil>buy some scran>manager complains he might lose his job because it's illegal to trade outside of the 6 hours we advertiseDon't care
>>205613985But we don't fuck our cousinsWell I mean Mexicans do but not the majority of Americans
>>205614004thanks needed a nice compliment today after the week I've had x
>>205613971Because we have pakis who insist upon continuing to fuck their cousins despite them mostly coming from a very small, inbred part of Pakistan go begin with
>>205613916>are they?Nope Incel's found a new obsession
>>205613877based gf haver, you go gettem lad! and just remember no actually means yes!
>>205614018what happened lad
Why should I care if browns are shagging their own cousins and making mutant brown children exactly?
>>205613624would love socks
Thought it was Monday but it isn't
>>205614032got called a racist in greggs
>>205614042NHS has to pay for their inbred retard children
>>205614007>Don't careapplicable to all your posts innit
>>205614042because their savahe offspring will attack yours with the consent of your own government
>Avunculate marriage is permitted in Norway, Denmark, Germany, Belgium, Switzerland,[1] Austria, Chile, Argentina, Brazil, Australia,[2] Canada,[3] Finland,[4] Macau,[5] Malaysia,[6] The Netherlands[7] and Russia.[8]
*smacks you for being a little fat pig*
>>205614062happy to pay more taxes if it means brown families have to deal with retarded screaming mutant children ruining their lives
>>205613985comedians from california and new york aren't meant to be taken literally
>>205613955Yes, exactly
>>205613866smokes, lets go
>>205614085Perhaps we can operate an opt-in system
>>205613961Really enjoyed thisThank you for posting
having a kek thinking about Italy's military effort in WW2what a fuck up
>>205614094*Tunes up my banjo*
>>205614102it do be kinda feely like that innit lil bru
I'll take a steak and kidney pie please
toast anyone?
>>205614120fine but only me and the brown life ruining tax payers get to laugh at them
We're silenced from discussing this thing that we're discussing and was discussed in the House of Commons
>>205614127still unsure how they managed to be that bad I mean did they do anything at all really without germanys help? can't really think of anything they added to the axis beyond being an other country germany didn't need to deal with
first cousins with braces
>>205614102ohhhh don't worry lad, there are lots of things that can go wrong when romantically involving yourself with women, you're best off spending that time doing more meaningless things with predictable outcomes that don't involve any possibility of negative emotions or long-lasting memories or worthwhile experiences
>>205614126i don't kick a man when he's down, unless he's a darkie
>>205614207
>>205614180Italy probably contributed more to Germany's defeat than some of the actual Allied Powers
cherries are so good but the seeds are awfulwhy hasn't anyone genetically engineered cherries without seedsbillion dollar industry ripe for the taking (aha)
/v/ jannies are attention seeking again
>>205614256no cherry without the seed, dickhead
>>205614263not really interested in your off topic thread that got deleted
>>205614226Mad how so many of them had such a good time in Australian POW camps that they came back and settled after the war
>>205614263what happened then?
>>205614281nothing that can't be overcome with additional genetic modificationsjust make the seed wither after a bit or summat
>>205614286there's a town in scotland that housed german pow's one fella stayed there pretty much the whole war, went back to germany and his entire town was destroyed and family killed so he moved back to the town in scotlanddied an old man and left about £100,000 or something to the town
>>205614223There was a video I saw years ago where an elephant picked up a tree branch in front of a rhino and pretended it was a horn. Have never been able to find it since, but it was quite entertaining.
>>205614286Old Anglo liberty and freedom cultures were genuinely the greatest civilisations in human history and the envy of every other culture until we killed them with woke and browns
>>205614299don't play with nature
>>205614304imagine living a whole life and 100k is all you have left to give in the endthat won't be any of you lads right?
Sometimes I think Pol Pot might have been right
>>205614223>kicking black people's skull so hard into the pavement that their brains turn to mushholy based French bro!
>>205614328I looked it up and misremembered he did move back to germany but left the town £384,000 in his will to benefit the elderly people of the village
>>205614327bet you love a banana too though don't you?what about all the apple varietieshow you think all them came about?pipe down kid nature is made for man to sculpt to our whims
>>205614328Approximately 5% of Britons have savings of £100,000 or more.
>>205614330https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Caldwell
>>205614319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuDtiurkLu8
>>205614328I got a little bit more than that, but don't worry lad! I intend to be broke and penniless and have my siblings pay for my funeral on their own dime
>>205614346is that you steve irwin, is this me?
>>205614319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27OXN2KhrlU
forgettable movieonly known for influencing soviet campaign in COD and rachel weisz's pearl white ass
>>205614388good man. i'll be living my life savings to my 4th conspicuously young thai bride
>>205614406The Weisz sex scene is extremely erotic. Probably sexier than most porn
>>205614409Can't get any more true blue fair dinkum than that m8
>>205614361>savingsYeah but not their entire estate
there's always money in the banana stand
>>205614474*burns it anyway*
porn
>>205614509on a fucking Advent Sunday?
>>205614509what is it good for?
>>205614539she was gorgeous desu
>>205614539absolutele nuttin
UK general population and their reported savings:No savings - 10%less than £100 - 10%£100 to £499 - 7%£500 to £999 - 4%£1,000 to £4,999 -13%£5,000 to £9,999 - 6%£10,000 to £49,999 - 14%£50,000 to £99,999 - 5%£100,000 or more - 5%
the toil freaks do be waking up early on a sunday lmao they do actually be like that haha
>>205614638Nation of mongs
>>205614638all me
>>205614638me in the top 24%
>>205614638It doesn't make a total of 100%.
hooded nightgown feeling lushbest thing i've bought since the heated blanket
>>205614638is this just what people save on their own with a bank savings account or does this include pensions and retirement programs you pay into through work
>>20561468023% said "Prefer not to say" and 3% said "Don't know"
doesn't having property count as savings?
>>205614680Some probably answered "don't know"
>>205614638>£50,000 to £99,999 - 5%KTIM
>>205614697No, so in terms of total value of estate it's much higher than that
>wake up>cant feel your legsnightmare fuel
right then, time to move from the bed to the sofa
>>205614689Question was "How much, if anything, do you have saved at the moment in ALL your savings accounts?", so I suppose it actually covers everything but I imagine many people would just answer based on what they themselves have saved in their own accounts
having a kek thinking about England's paki rape gangswhat a fuck up
why do people choose to live on the isle of man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbywfag with aidsenters like a kingthey don't make men with that kind of aplomb anymore
right who snitched on me to the wops in /ita/
>>205614796
>>205614759Tax haven
>>205614796you the one who posted about raping Gio Scotti?
>>205614742he must have had some underlying untreated issues?
>sunday matches at 7pmit isn't right
>>205614742imagine waking up one day with your sight gone, like those people in the guide dog adverts
>>205614854no wtf is that what Italians talk about in there
give me something to break
>>205614922A Kit-Kat
>>205614922alright fred durst
>>205614922no
>>205614854nah that's me lad
Bring me my bow of burning goldBring me my arrows of desireI shall not sleep 'til the clouds unfoldBring me my chariot of fire
>>205614966king
heretic was such a good movie but the girls in are painfully pretty i genuinely feel like i've been stabbed along with them at the end
waiting for the football
Rougher than a dog this morning.Had to have a shite in a Yates bog whilst out last night (had a pizza mid session and it went straight through) and then there was no bog roll so I flushed the toilet and used the water and my hand to clean it best I could haha Good laugh with the lads like
Angry bastards them Nigerians aren't they
only movie i'm looking forward to is Panacheyoung new student who's stuttering is helped by some teacher, i imagine he casts him as Cyrano in the playlove me some Cyrano
>>205615085Not interested in the next Eggerskino experience??
>>205615108not in the leasthoo, vampire!boring
>>205615085Sounds shite
I got me mam a bottle of port for Christmas. She drinks it with lemonade. Might return it now
One day, I will find you, and I will poop in your mouth
>>205615146for some reason i'm really sensitive to stutteringi don't stutter, don't know anyone who sutterseloquence is important
>>205615085>Panachethats a tv movie from 1976
>>205615161he writes like a virgin
>>205615180are you a cute girl?
>>205615235At least he doesn't write in trannycase
>>205615108>depp daughter instead of our girl anya
>>205615238I'm a hairy man with a penis, ballsack, and prostate gland
>>205615256Anya these days would be mistaken for the title character Depp has the youthful cheeks Anya used to have
>>205615291
you better shape up, because I need a man
le stinky pervért
I did a shit this morning and couldn't get it all out. had a shower right after and my body was ready, so instead of using the toilet I just shat the last couple nuggets onto the shower floor then stomped them down the drain
>>205615335aye mate, you called?
/brit/ has fallen.
>>205612221Imagine eating this
>>205615375probably the kind of story best kept between you and your NDIS case worker mate
You lot seen this?
good thing we're close to the end, blew my "Halo is a good game" reaction frog.
>>205615375You belong in a zoo.
>>205612221octberge
>>205614416yeah I remember getting quite hot and bothered when I saw it on TV as a young-un, cor
>>205615394i live it haha
>>205615394>movie's called Alone>the movie has multiple characters gay
[chair clattering]
Might do a memory wank ;)
Fin
mmhmm
>>205615511one of those days, eh?
*sniffs, clears throat*
>>205615531-asteride
>movie called dog soldiers>the soldiers are all humanssick of misleading titles
they think because they dont want
>>205615630>>205615630
