nice cuppa edish
Wanking to a memory from circa 2008
>>205615630I drink my coffee black a-thank you.
waiting on elon or gaben to invent the abilitiy to transfer one's conciousness into cyborg bodies
*forces the corners of my eyes back, thus effecting the likeness of an oriental individual*
I think it would be funny to be able to time travel back to the Roman republic and become the republic's best fitness instructor You can bring back all the modern knowledge of diet, exercise, and exercise equipment without any real special knowledge or trouble with implementation. The difficulty would be finding a way to establish and prove you have the best methods in the world.
ngl as a incel chud. when I see a happy couple, I get overwhelmed with rage and jealousy and start seething and thinking of destroying Israel. then I just had a lil wank and calm down
>>205615709same but i would invent crisps instead
Beware the sugar plum fairy
Good morning Sirs
>>205615747Aw poor little fella
>>205615747NOOOOOOOOOO ;_;
>>205615709>The difficulty would be finding a way to establish and prove you have the best methods in the world.Would just have to get swole yourself and then become a male model or summat
Is 4chan dying?
spamming/flooding
>>205615793>>205615774
Reminder to report spamming/flooding and ban evasion.
>>205615630might make one of these
lads i'm seeing posts that appear to be from spambots
Cousin taking his kid to see Santa
>Horror as man plunges to his death from balcony in front of horrified families at popular shopping centre
gayboysaysmorning
>>205615888The Anglo-Saxon man and his eternal morbid enemy: the balcony
>>205615888brits and balconies
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>Britain-bound Iraqis among those killed in French migrant camp shooting attack
>>205615939>>205615944is there an echo in here
dog soldiers gave me nightmares as a kid
this place is dead and weird as fuck so im off until christmas
>>205615956
>>205615999you got spoiders and snakes but fogs give you nightmares?you gay?
I'm a sick fucking animal waiting to break loose I suppose
>>205616001it's mental that weirdos like spaki actively contribute to killing /brit/ but this is clearly the only thing they have going on in their liveswonder what they'll do when it's eventually just spaki, mousey and catyank in here
Every time I pop in to make a post or two, some schizo is on their routine
theyre sore arent they
watching the south park episode where butters gets bullied by his grandmai don't like child abuse, la
>Our Saviour Christ and his Lady>On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day>Our Saviour Christ and his Lady>On Christmas Day in the morning
a factual and peer reviewed sciencemas to you and yours
What do you think she's doing for Christmas?
>>205616157scrubbin shit stains outta her undies
>>205616157Pooping in my mouth
>>205616146That man is a paedophile.
jeezy own half of atlanta
>>205616146Looks like the new girl on my team
>>205616067it certainly is grim but it is what it is, he probably wants to kill himself at the end of every 14 hour posting sessionanyway quitting 4chan is good for the mind, its always a net positive in exchange for being slightly more bored
>>205616203I'm addicted unfortunately
Imagine going to a Christmas party with her on your arm and dancing with her, looking into each others eyes and laughing as you get the steps wrong
Yeah I'm thinking vased
>>205616189jeezy aint no shoota jeezy a bitch
>>205616221same hehecan only ever quit for a month or so
>>205616131i always skip the episode where britney blows off the top of her headjust feels needlessly grotesque even by south park standards
couple lads in suits asked me if I believed in jesus earlier and I just said "err no" and walked off
>>205616329based. i always tell them i believe in the flying spaghetti monster myself
>>205616185got a source for that allegation?
>>205616329they mogged you
shagged a 46 year old woman after our work party, not a particularly attractive one eitherfeeling grim
>>205616329you just got g checked bruh
doing quite the poo
demolishing some Venison pate from M&S
>>205616335er no mate
>>205616351to be fair they were both very smart clean cut fellers and I looked like a dishevelled wasteman so yeah
>>205616357You made her Christmas lad. Good for you
>>205616335god I wish that were me
>>205616366Never really got into pate/terrine. In some parts of the world they call it head cheese.Now a game pie, with venison and pheasant and partridge and grouse? Yum
awakened to the sound of a pack of niggers hanging around the end of the street
5 more work days until i bid toilberg farewell until the new year
just seen use of the subjunctive mood
Carol service demure Emma
honestly it should be illegal to be this fit
i will win her back
those alien bastards are stealing our chicks
>>205616455I wish I knew what the subjunctive mood was
currently listening to the jethro tull christmas album
>>205616348All trannies a nonces
>>205616527NiceI just watched this Christmas kino
sent nine (9) greetings cards this year and only got 2 back
>>205616464Pooey smelly embarrassed Emma
Boozy Christmas party Emma
>>205616470He's a paedophile btw
i like the krampus episode of american dad
>>205616542same guy who made this made Trick 'r Treattwo holiday movies I watch every year
found out about rachel rileyi am under her charmdespite her jewishness
>>205616581don't be fooled. she is absolutely rotten on the inside
>>205616542Never seen it, any good?I'm watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, might watch A Christmas Story later
we'll never have a prime minister this peng
>>205616570from a purely logical perspective, without appealing to my emotions, tell me why that is bad
So fucking hyped for Nosferatu
my favourite christmas film you ask?Brazil (1984)
>from a purely logical perspective, without appealing to my emotions, tell me why that is bad
>>205616624wish for nothing more than their early, painful deaths
>>205616604she's witty and gifted in mathsi don't care
woke and went back to sleep again, something is not right
becoming a right fat bastard aren't i
>>205616580You should watch the original Black Christmas >>205616606It's a fun movie for sureI actually haven't seen Christmas Vacation, but I live like a 10 minute drive away from the house where the movie was filmed, I went and saw it last weekend
Need to have sex with nigella lawson or I'll die
>>205616642ad hominem
>>205616624the husband seems relatively normal, why is he in a poly relationship with that freak
>>205616608tfw no Italianette wifey
>>205616668he really doesn't matelooks like a drugged out dropped out loser. get a look at those ears and pubey beard
>>205616604Nah, she's delightful, but then I have nothing against the Jews
>>205616655>I actually haven't seen Christmas VacationI watch it every year, it's one of my favourites.Muppets Christmas CarolThe Lemon Drop KidIt Happened on 5th AvenueThe Holly and the IvyTrading PlacesBad SantaGet them watched.
is there seriously folks asking why is being a paedophile bad? it's like society is going backwards
https://vaughn.live/quiteinteresting2stumbled upon this
>>205616613you gonna go see it on new years lad? I'm most likely going alone cause nobody else is interested
Having a poo
>>205616681Neither do I. She, however is full of hate.
>>205616650the stuff she does is very simple as far as maffs goesi mean it's above the average person's ability but you could find a replacement in any uni's maffs school
>>205616608Do you reckon she and Rishi shagged? I'm sure she likes rich men and is now doing it with Elon
Italian women > Jewish women
>>205616613finna see it the day after, earliest showinggonna have the whole theater to myself
never cared for christmas movies cos they're all snowy and that just wholly unrelatable
>>205616724no
>>205616702Working on the 1st so I'll probably go see it on the Friday or Saturday
back to toil after a week offNOT looking forward to it
>>205616613Do you like the original?
>>205616688Trading Places and Gremlins are my two favourite Christmas films
>>205616716ok, NERD
>>205616727Based Italian woman enjoyer
>>205616742you're working on new years day? Even fucking mcdonalds is shut then, what the hell do you do?
>>205616748I do, and I've seen it screened with a live Wurlitzer playing the score, but it's Herzog's remake that is one of my top 10 films of all time, also I've enjoyed all of Egger's previous films.
Mental how much more luscious and fuckable my arse is compared to girlfriendbergsIt's not as if she has a flat arse either, it's quite niceBut compared to mine? It's pathetic
>>205616713Hate for whom? Anti-semites? Good for her
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734260940266498.mp4
>Nah, she's delightful
>>205616783*starts aggressively shagging you up the arse*
>>205616833why are Jewish people so cringe
Stopped drinking lads. I mean I'll still have the odd glass of wine or beer or cocktail here and there, but more if I'm with mates on a special occasion. Not regularly you know? Just don't like it anymore
Luigi Manigone's father is named Louis Mangioneboth names come from the same Indo-European roots meaning "famous warrior"Luigi should name his son Ludwig or Lewis and keep it going
>>205616833you got the one where shes got those full on 1000-cock stare eyes
>>205616833That cannot be fucking real
>"I bet all of you have a cupboard like this under your stairwell">whips out like a billion kitchen toolsNo not really Nigella, don't have stairs actually.. must be nice.
>>205616827I deserve a cute australia gf
>>205616873*chucks a brick through your window*
>>205616873she's cluelessly upper class but it's OK because she's a milf
>>205616906>>205616873Most people watching her programmes peobably do have stairs though to be fair
>>205616827Prefer a cultivated Australian accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=musUU_FlMOA&t=34s
Dame Nigella Stairwell
>>205616876https://youtu.be/5b7nbUlJT3YBest I can do.
>>205616929they sound like dickheads
Dunno if anyone is interested in lesbian cinema but Carol is an amazing Christmas film. Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara, both amazing leads and the cinematography is wonderful
Jews are an incredible creative people, with a great eye for aesthetics, producing some of the most influential artists across all media, from music to literature to fine art
>>205616978>Dunno if anyone is interested in lesbian cinemaLove it, been a favourite of mine since I was 12
bully maguire
>>205616983ok
>>205616978how about a christmas film about Jesus Christ of Nazareth?
>>205617009Tar is also great, although I don't know if you can call it lesbian cinema. Cate Blanchett's character is a lesbian, but her lesbianism is kind of incidental to the story
>>205616978Great recommendationI was raised on lesbian cinema
>>205617031Isn't that more an Easter thing?
>>205616941bit on the young side mate
>>205617037>>205616978Fuck off
Regret buying Cyberpunk 2077 on the steam sale, it's shite
asked dadberg for this limited edition vinyl for xmas but he took too long to order it and now it's sold out everywherefucking fuming should have just bought it myself
>>205617072this nigga living in 2020
>>205616941Why do young Aussies act so... you know...
>>205617072You couldn't tell by looking at it?
>>205617072alright corpo
>>205616941just need a bit of firm discipline, these young womeni wonder if there's any volunteers haha
>>205617077Surely he's old enough now that you can batter him for making this kind of mistake?
>>205617102you're delusional if you think Brit youths aren't just as unruly
>>205617072Thought it was supposed to be amazing now
>>205617109I've never attacked anyone in my entire life, not a bone of aggression in me
Just bought long silk dress socks to wear with my dinner jacket. They look a bit like stockings
>>205617146You'll probably want some trousers to complete the look
Stiffy in my pants (it's mine)
Anyone need a fat ugly retarded brother? Just ask your mum to adopt me, I'm up for it
Is this goodIs this worth itGet me informed
since we're talking about socks who else had the red and black long ones with individual toes
estimated hour and a half for my kfc on just eats taking the fucking piss
>>205617232It's Advent Sunday mate all the drivers and riders will be in church
>>205617212project wingman is better
Gone right off potatoes, dunno whyCan't even eat a chip now without feeling disgusted
>>205617317Odd
>>205617294that a dating sim?
>I forgot to get wrapping paper
>>205617367fantastic banter
mum's going to be drizzling some more brandy on the christmas cake later. she's going to find out that some of it is missing and there's bound to be an inquest with me as the prime suspect
>>205617368fucking hell lad the shops are only open another 9 days!
>>205617368Gift bags for you my leeeed
Sir Wrapping Paper
Don’t want to do Christmas this yearToo depressed you see
>>205617404ah yes 3 quid for a paper bag with a ribbon and some glitter on it
>>205617387delay, deny, depose
>>205617439Nun you can do bout that one x
>>205617439Could do it for cheaper from a craft shop
Sir Poo Peng
dadberg still saying its too early to get the tree up absolutely hate the bastard for being such a no fun cuntone week before christmas is not long enough to enjoy it
>>205617436What's wrong mate? (Do not reply if youre that mong who keeps posting about his ex)
>>205617436*decks your halls with boughs of hollys*
look at this little ziggerhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734072061884627.webm
>>205617478It's my ex you see
yule log in my jorts
>get drugged raped>wins person of the yearDeary meWhy did they rape her anyway?The poor woman's munted. Just wank or get a fleshyIt's honestly quiet staggering but maybe not, I reckon every person would do all kinds of heinous shit if they could get away with it
well rorke?
>>205617515Such a sad little publication
>>205616624Why do you never see polyamorous relationships centred around a blokeIt's always multiple blokes fawning over one munter
>>205617390yeah but only the shit looking wrapping paper will be left now
>>205617534leftypol on tour
thinking back on how a rightoid loser murdered a woman mp and the beeb quietly memoryholed it
>>205617561Get yourself down John Lewis lad
>>205617515> I reckon every person would do all kinds of heinous shit if they could get away with itnot me I'm pure of heart and intention
>>205616223She looks cute here
>>205617436*hangs some tinsel around your shoulders while cheerfully humming 'Good King Wenceslas'*
>>205617569Jo Cox's murder was not in any way memoryholed
>>205617515>The New Europeanimplying they're a relevant publication
>>205617575that's like a 2 hour round trip for me
>>205617534First thing I noticed was his 2 crosses
>>205617646
get them fucking trusted
>>205616613Egg is based
>>205617646too small
>>205617646 Irish diaspora getting a massive erection from this
>>205617579>
>>205617569That was 8 fucking years ago mate, the only thing that has memoryholed that is the passage of time
rapetoil, as it were
>>205617710Thank you for your service
>>205617646not clicking that shit but let me guess... interracial pornography?be ashamed
>>205617515It was because the husband got a rush out of getting revenge on his "racist" wife and getting blacks and Arabs to rape herOf course the media like this is completely ignoring the racial aspect despite it being central to the case
>>205617745just a fat black arse attempting nuclear fusion via the clapping of cheeks
>>205617646I've wanked to worse
Is it true that Brits sterotype us as humorless like Germans?
>>205617745No, actuallyIt's an obese black woman clapping her arse cheeks in slow motion
Philip Glass's Runaway Horses plays as I boot up Skyrim whilst my 17 year old wife prepares lunch
>>205617646Bundus castratus
>>205617646imagine the absolute stench
>>205617784No, you're stereotyped as not understanding sarcasm/irony
>>205617607yeah it waslast time they even mentioned it was to justify braverman keeping her protection out of officeall because they don't want to admit their tory and far right arselicking was directly culpable
>>205617784No, we don't think Germans are humourless either really, it's other countries who think that
>>205617826It's been mentioned every year since you mug, and it's basically a decade ago in most people's mindsWhat do you want, a national day of mourning?Funny how you're focusing on Jo Cox and not David Amess, who was much more recent and is mentioned just as infrequently
>>205617818We use sarcasm all the time, and irony though..
Absolutely no talking.
>>205617733thanks ya scouser
>>205617826>last time they even mentioned it was to justify braverman keeping her protection out of officeThat was only a few months ago you retard
>>205617914Do you? Yeah?
Amazon is kinda mad with how quick they get stuff to you tbf. Shout out to the people in the factory pissing in bottles x
>>205617914Oh very good, this post is iironn itself ironic isn't it?You rascal
>>205617646um
why the fuck did nobody post for three minutes
>>205617784no, we stereotype you as ignorant of the world outside America and fat
>>205618001Quick coom speedrun
>>205617966they recently blocked my account for signing in on my new laptop, think I'm gonna stop using them they're becoming a pain
>>205617904i want a written apology from the chair of the beeb for slurring labour under corbsnot happening is it
>>205618001/brit/ is slowly dyingUsed to be up at 7-8 posts/minute around this hour years back, now look at it
if I ever plan on committing suicide, I'm just gonna buy one of those lil catamarans, load it up with a shit load of grog and just sail out to sea
>>205618001we were looking up when is city united game
genuinely surprised we don't have a bank holiday to commemorate the Hillsborough massacre
is this rizz
>>205618057no, it's sheer desperation
>>205618057not what i would have gone with lad
>>205618036How was he slurred
>>205618057at this point you might as well just rape her lad
Please only break the silence if you can improve upon it.
>>205618057Based. Tell her you want her to cum down your gullet
>>205617436Same lad
>>205618057Just be charming, funny and mysterious, it's not hard
>>205618092This
ijenz leggings haul. that's the afternoon wank sorted then
>>205618097*rapes your mum*
>>205618057jesus christthats like the antithesis of rizz my guyYou got to be more confident, ask her about her, bitches love talking about themselvesI can see the spaghetti leaking out your phone from here
is this too much to ask?
>>205617751>They are young, old, burly, thin, black and white. Among them are firefighters, lorry drivers, soldiers, security guards, a journalist and a DJ
>>205618057protip: never apologize, especially when you haven't even done anything wrong, that's proper doormat behavior
>>205618164The person who wrote that unironically will probably an hero in the next five years
is it too late to get a Christmas tree? I’ve decided to get into the Christmas spirit
>>205618169Wonder which one is the DJ
What’s going on with all these UAPs and drones in the sky then lads?
>>205618001I was watching YouTube shortshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=FGuCBPNfypw?si=P0akEAY5nlprQD7S
>>205618216someone playing silly buggers isn't it
>>205618202No
>>205618216spirits sent to tempt men5 fools, 5 wise
>>205618193Why use the VPN?
>>205618216Dont ask us, we're still unbelievably in the dark here, some kid, 18, just got arrested for shining a high powered laser pointer at a civilian airliner, and then again at the police helicopter that came to investigate the laser. We're on the brink of mass hysteria.
another fri + sat night as a 33 year old incelanother 0 pullsthought i was in a bit with one indian girl but as i was escalating she pulled awayon that note as well i've realised i rarely pull white girls anymore most girls this year have been non white lol
>>205618216They are over my state too. Why is this issue global?
>>205618179Not really an apology as such is it, more of an explanatory statement prefaced by a throwaway self-excusing "I'm sorry"
It is kind of retarded how none of the main parties stood in the by-election in Jo Cox's constituency out of respectWhere was this courtesy for all those Tory MPs assassinated by the IRA?
Are the Japanese the most artistically gifted race on the planet? Who else even comes close?
>>205618222Tall women W
>>205618216>UAPwots dat m8? uni'ed american poo'as
any lazy ass niggas doing fuck all in?
>>205618090kuenssberg and her mates were claiming corbs had created a hostile environment for his criticsbut then oh whoops a rightoid predictably murdered an innocent person and the beeb couldn't square that so they ignored it
>>205618314Let it go Rorke it was like 10 years ago mate lmfao
bizarrehttps://twitter.com/fearedbuck/status/1867982416322720132
>>205618316Most of the anime artists I follow aren't Japanese
>>205618216Concerning to be honestHow comes there's no reassurance from the top brass, why do some videos get deleted when they're postedI need answers before I riot
>>205618348ktim
>>205618353>kuenssberg and her mates were claiming corbs had created a hostile environment for his criticsWhat do you mean?>but then oh whoops a rightoid predictably murdered an innocent person and the beeb couldn't square that so they ignored itThis has already been established as incorrect, so how do you square their full coverage of the situation with the rest of the bollocks you're chatting?
>>205618348doing ya mum, if that counts la
motherberg didn't buy any pepsi zero so I'm sitting here drinking dr pepper zero like a fucking slave
>>205618361you hear about doctors that cut people's cocks off?they say it's science
Stay humble, eh?
>>205618361To be fair it does look better on them
>>205618408drink some fucking water you tub of lard
>>205618361Is this the browns equivalent of lip filler? Just wear lenses
>>205618408/brit/ is a proud pepsi MAX general
>>205618484max sugar
>>205618484pepsi max is just the regional name for pepsi zero
I enjoy full-sugar original coca cola
>>205618526>>205618526>>205618526
>>205618466>drink some fucking waterbro thinks we living in 5000 bc or some shit lmao
love playing Squad on the aussie servers at night herethose aussies are so silly
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