sky edish
poo smells hahahahahahahahaha :D
fucking mental how much women talki couldn't talk for 10 minutes straight if I tried, these cunts can jabber on about fuck-all for literal hours on end
Does sky still look like that? Peak UIGet the beehive bedlam on
>>205626090Loada bollocks
>>205626098Female /brit/ must be an absolute shit show
>>205626061>poo smells
Watching Love Actually. Pure kino. Colin Firth's character is literally me.Heart broken by whore gf so I travel overseas and will eventually find a qt love of my life. Coincidentally I fucked a Portuguese girl a week ago too.
go on then rorke
Not even 10 posters
>>205626139Ok mate
Whispers softly into your ear “Sir, please do not redeem sir”
the worst thing about queer bowling league is that it takes place in a big normie bowling alley which means there is visual stimulation everywhere. there’s the normal bowling score tv screen with its unhinged animations (affectionate), but at the end of every pair of lanes is either a music video stream or a movie being projected, arranged so that the whole wall above the lanes is music video, movie, music video, movie, music video etc all the wall down. this is hell on earth for the aforementioned overstimulation reasons but also because it forced me to watch a deadpool movie tonight
>>205626108Based and r/WeaponizedIncompetence pilled
>>205626139I like the Portuguese love theme on the soundtrack https://youtu.be/rBBc38qwG8U
>>205626156>>205626120Did this cost money to buy? Remember my parents telling me off for playing it but dunno why
Got the forsen on
as part of the Staffordshire County Council Inclusivity Campaign this thread has been scheduled as autism-friendlyplease refrain from posting bright lights, loud colours, and disruptive behaviour for the duration of posting hours
>>205626090Supports a theory I've had for a while that rightoids are conceptually stunted by their limited intelligence and smaller brains.They don't realise how boring, tedious or cliched their witless observations, jokes and theories are because in their facile minds, these things are genuinely revelatory.
*shouts across the thread whilst clapping*ALRIGHT SPACKERS
>>205626281>samefagging
Just opened a Christmas card and a handful of rice fell out of itMust've been from me uncle ben
>>205626245feel like you could play one level for free then had to pay
have just seen some *very* illuminating data about IQ distributions........
>>205626190>>205626228My favourite part is when it gets randomly patriotic and Hugh Grant basically ruins ties with the United States because the President makes a move on his girl, as if the Prime Minister would ever grow a spine like that kek
>>205626302Rice to see hear from him, as always
...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)11:54:17 No.205626281>>205626090 #Supports a theory I've had for a while that rightoids are conceptually stunted by their limited intelligence and smaller brains.They don't realise how boring, tedious or cliched their witless observations, jokes and theories are because in their facile minds, these things are genuinely revelatory.>
>>205626281Trust the academia
why don't one of you gringos step up?
need tto cum
Just opened a Christmas card and a roast potato fell out of itMust've been from me auntie bessie
>>205626281Yeah? Mental that cos I'm vastly more intelligent than you
>>205626281ok but why'd you reply to yourself tho
>>205626364I'm taken (my AI girlfriend would get jealous)
Just opened a Christmas card it meltedMust've been from me auntie freeze
I can’t imagine such a thing
need tto cum...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)11:56:52 No.205626390Just opened a Christmas card and a roast potato fell out of itMust've been from me auntie bessie...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)11:57:28 No.205626408>>205626281 #Yeah? Mental that cos I'm vastly more intelligent than you...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)11:57:36 No.205626416>>205626281 #ok but why'd you reply to yourself tho...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)11:57:38 No.205626418>>205626364 #I'm taken (my AI girlfriend would get jealous)
Remember Goodnight Mister Tom? Reckon they ever, you know ...
>>205624219i stated my fondness for impressive cloudsand your mind immediately goes to gay sexbecause you're a faggot
Just had MI5 drop off a Christmas cardMust be the man from uncle
>>205626503phwoar bet she smells fantastic
Wish women loved me lads
>>205626571they love to hate you
>Falling job vacancies may signal recession, recruiter warnsuh oh
>>205626595They're in good company
might go out wassailing
Just opened a Christmas card and a french fancy fell outMust've been from me Mr. Kipling
>Flights grounded at Edinburgh Airport due to IT issuereckon it's those drones
>>205626659we've basically been in one continuous recession since 2010
>>2056267672008*
just opened a christmas card and a load of spaff dripped out, must have been from uncle elton
>>82 KB JPG...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)12:06:23 No.205626725Just opened a Christmas card and a french fancy fell outMust've been from me Mr. Kipling...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)12:06:30 No.205626735>Flights grounded at Edinburgh Airport due to IT issuereckon it's those drones...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)12:07:29 No.205626767>>205626659 #we've basically been in one continuous recession since 2010>>205626782 #...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)12:07:55 No.205626780cardMust be the man from uncle...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:00:01 No.205626503...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:01:04 No.205626543>>205626503 # #phwoar bet she smells fantastic...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:01:48 No.205626571Wish women loved me lads>>205626595 # #...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:02:12 No.205626595>>205626571 # #they love to hate you>>205626668 # #...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:04:04 No.205626659>Falling job vacancies may signal recession, recruiter warnsuh oh...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:04:30 No.205626668>>205626595 # #They're in good company...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:05:01 No.205626685might go out wassailing...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:05:57 No.20562670882 KB82 KB JPG...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:06:23 No.205626725Just opened a Christmas card and a french fancy fell outMust've been from me Mr. Kipling...Anonymous12/15/24(Sun)12:06:30 No.205626735>Flights grounded at Edinburgh Airport due to IT issuereckon it's those drones...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)12:07:56 No.205626782>>205626767 #2008*...Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)12:08:08 No.205626793just opened a christmas card and a load of spaff dripped out, must have been from uncle elton
what did dtfic get for christmas?
Brown gf.
>>205626824Pack it in
>>205626829what
>>205626829Penis extender and a step stool
Most studies indicate that lower cognitive abilities are linked to the endorsement of conservative political views (for overviews, see Onraet et al., 2015; Van Hiel et al., 2010).
Wish she was real
>>205626201are you just copying random tumblr posts now
>>205626911She is, John Snow killed her
>>205626909You've been utterly mindraped my lad
saw paul mccartney last night
In heterosexual men, correlational analysis revealed significant associations between CGN, NART, and FSIQ scores (elevated boyhood femininity correlated with higher IQ scores).
>>205626971he's been dead for 70 years mate
>>205627012in english dock
>>205626971he's been alive for 70 years mate
>>205627049bit more than that i reckon
What this thread needs is a little....gusto
this is actually really good https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/morrisons-premium-lager-4-8/107255249
/brit/ is mostly right wing because it is low IQ.Average person here would probably qualify as intellectually disabled, if only they'd ever been tested.
BROWN
>>205627140Only intellectual disability I have is reading your posts
i didn't hear no bellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCBbxjwSboQ
>>205627120i agree, i've had their lager before>>205627140rorke won't like this
if you fry flour mixed with just a bit of water you actually get a bread-like thingits insanely delicious
>>205627215You can mix flour with other things to make something called food as well
>>205626057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2ttNuTsDo
stroking my tiny yellow pecker again lads
ummm can i get a fact check on that doe
TODAY IS HER BIRTHDAYTHEY'RE SMOKING CIGARSHE'S GOT A CHAIN OF FLOWERSAND SEWS A BIRD IN HER KNICKERS
>Eating greek yoghurt>So creamy>Reminds me of the time I ate my own cum
>>205627267like what?
>>205627355pussy is not a matter of fact
>>205626909most studies indicate you're a massive virge
yeah ahhah posting silly things that surely everyones laughing at bwahaha
former first monkey michael 'nigger cotton' obongo
Bro this Celtic rangers game is insane. I’m glad I cash out early. How come premier league matches aren’t this intense? I can hear all the fans showing so much passion
>>205627045gay nerds
wasn't working class so we didn't have skyhad a mate from the estate that let me watch dragonball at his though
fuck it, we gaan
>>205627410kek thought i was the only one who did this
>>205627497did you run around throwing kamehamehas?
just went into the united match thread and it's NOT good
>>205627419Engloids are soulless
samewe had sky at one point but mum fucked it off and we got cut off, kept the box and the beautiful beehive bedlamwas a good amount of free channels to be fair, horror channel and some movie channels
oh thats where everyone isthe men are kicking the ball
AI’s step-by-step guide on how to fry an egg.
Getting pissed and watching the footy hehe :3 x
>>205627565I’m watching it with my girlfriend and she’s even interested kek, they should show more of these games in America
cute east asian feet
>>205627419why would a cup final game between teams divided on religion and politics be similar to an oil club raping a farming town for the 2nd time in a pedestrian season
did the african gentleman manipulate the sphere did he
cable telly was definitely a middle class thing here, core users were middle-aged rorkes who watched Fox News Australia
having to pack both my drinking and my wanking into one evening
>>205627644i agree
This will be you next year
/Brit/ is literally dead man wtf, every time I log on it’s so slowSchizos killed it :/
I am a Warrior Poet
90s/2000s Cartoon Network was unfiltered kino
Anime girl with breast
Eisenhower said much the same. As Zhukov relates,“The invasion of Normandy across the Channel in June, 1944 began in easy conditions and proceeded without any particular resistance by German forces on the coast—something that we certainly had not expected,” Eisenhower said. “The Germans did not have the defences they had been boasting of.”“And what in fact was the 'Atlantic Wall' like?” I asked Eisenhower.“There was actually no 'Wall' at all,” Eisenhower replied. “There were usual trenches, and those did not run in a continuous line. There were no more than 3,000 guns of different calibre along the entire length of the Wall. On the average this was a little over one gun per kilometre.”The Western Allies' march to Berlin continued in that vein, with relatively minor battles compared to the decimation of 80% of the Wehrmacht which was tied up in the East.
>>205627419watching soccer as a yuro is fine but watching it as an american is reddit
>>205627668Patrick Bateman lookalike contest
>>205627683Yeah? Name one poem
there's this m&s (or something) advert titled "the final bao" and these two women are having a tug of war over a plate of these two things I guess they're call baos, but there were two of them, and they were acting like there was only oneit's so confusingalso I hate the malteasers advert about nana and her shagbuddy gerald and how it's wrong to call them companions because you're meant to think about them having sexfuck knows what that has to do with chocolate
>>205627686liked cartoon fridays
>>205627668Where are all the dead women?
>>205627690more of this>>205627693less of this
>>205627674you killed it adam
>>205627668more cuts than a michael bay movie
>>205627668*Gets invited over to listen to Huey Lewis albums*
Absolutely mental that my father managed to not only have sex with but convinced my mother to marry him and have three kids. Two of a fucking kind
Need Emma Watson to squat down over my open mouth and deposit a specimen.
>>205627727I’ve literally just logged on you literal schizo lol, give it a rest mate
>>205627776yeah it has nothing to do with your years of spamming all of your shit gimmicks
sundays are fucking shite
it's the damn kids now ruined /brit/ I tell ya
>>205627791I’m watching the match with me wine you mentally ill runt mental how badly I mindraped you lmfao
>>205627809get this nigga a sequel ASAP
>>205627827and what does that have to do with the fact that you've spent years single handedly shitting up /brit/ and driving away all the posters?
>>205627809Bitch
>>205627837it won't fix the pain of "it's over"
The black man.
>>205627855
>>205627690yeah
Fucking he’ll I love alcohol so much ladsSo much better than weedThere’s seriously nothing better than being wine drunk at home with your Mrs all comfy inside on a Sunday evening swear down it lovely x
>>205627792gross
>>205627711remember those malteaser adverts about the spastic in the wheelchair and she was talking about sucking a man off and she accidentally run his foot over with the chair. the only mention of malteasers was that they were sitting around eating them, and the mong crushed one and likened it to the man's foot. Bizzare woke garbage, not at all like the best chocolate advert, which would be the classic gorilla drumming to Phil Colin's In The Air Tonight, followed closely by the Aero advert with the tub of chocolate having music blasted into it to create the bubbles.
what does that nigga Slavoj Zizek even do? I keep seeing him on youtube
>>205627906fuck off
>North Korean soldiers killed eight members of the Chechen Akhmat unit in a "friendly fire" incident, HUR said, attributing the attack to language barrier problems.
>>205627913is AskJeeves broke?
>>205627668hate zoomer videos like this that cut every second
Sir Jim Ratcliffe>>205627921Make me faggot>>205627937Omds
for me, it was the pot noodle adverts where the guy would be shouting and making a right malarkey but it was dubbed over in a polite and respectful manner
>>205627937fantastic stuff, commiemong wipe your tears
how bad is it to say "spazzing out" in the UK?it's a phrase used all the time in the US, and it's considered completely innocuous with no association with the disabled
>>205627949you're already a faggot
>>205627827You should be shot
>>205627937oh my days kimmy what are you doin son?!
quick status update from me; a kit-kat chunky "duo" has been consumed
>>205627958Corrrrrrrrr could just scran a lovely pot noodle right nowOne of the few brands that didn’t go all woke and vegan and queer and thatA good chicken and mushroom ‘ot ‘oodle is still as good today as it was when I was a kid x>>205627975How so?>>205627981What for? :/
>>205627943I'm just shootin the shit you wretched nigger
>>205627906>Me sat at home sober and alone.Another Christmas single
>>205627937good
>>205627958for me it's this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGOSEyWLVSY
>>205628014Get the booze in big fella we’ll keep you company you’ll always have mates on /Brit/ x
love it whent the football shows chinese adverts that nobody can read. should be illegal
>>205628014https://vaughn.live/unccharlie3watch frasier with me :3
>>205627974>with no association with the disabledwell that's because you're retards
>>205628006Excuse me?
>>205627974it means to act like a retard, look at him spazzing the fuck out, what a mong. being a proper spastic
rorke be like "happy holidays" sarcastically
>>205628035It not right :/
>>205628051You can't say that, he's American
>>205628025So much soul, we used to be a real country.
had steak and eggs earlier and I'm looking forward to chicken wings soon
>>205628025screaming, god I miss this kind of advertising
England is still an amazing countryEven with all the wogs :/I feel lucky to live here de ladsYou could have been born in bongo bongo land but instead you were born a white EnglishmanCount yourselves lucky x
>>205628116fuck off spaino
>>205628116bit racist adam
>>205628116we gott front row seats to the decline
(8) Popular!You're gonna be popular!I'll teach you the proper ploysWhen you talk to boysLittle ways to flirt and flounceOoh!I'll show you what shoes to wear!How to fix your hair!Everything that really counts to be (8)
My Mrs is shagging other men behind my back and thinks I don't knowIt's awkward because she's also here atmo :/Wish she'd let me watch corrrr
>>205628116you're irish not white
>>205628116mate, this is a greggs.
The Mrs is currently preparing me a picky tea which consists of the following:>one of those baguettes you bake at home filled with egg mayo>chorizo slices>edam>chicken breast slices>olives and feta on cocktail sticks>brie>saucisson secIt gonna be lush x
mad how adam turns into hitler after a glass of wine
Had a chicken donner 'kizza
>>205628174blgo on
>>205628174if my missus prepared something like that for me, i'd bin both it and her right off
>>205628203he can't do that because his Mrs is his mum, and she pays the housing association's rent.
Love drinking wine with my Mrs by my side, knowing she has jungle seeds maneuvering inside at this very moment
>>205628130Make me x>>205628131I know sorry x>>205628141Yeah exactly lol kinda comfy ina. Way>>205628150Fake Spaino and a transparent attempt to make me start using my trip again, very cheeky but I see right through it squire x>>205628151Shut the fuck up heathermong lmfao>>205628152?>>205628197I intent to x>>205628203Why? :/ bit harsh
>>205628174wypipo cooking lmao
>>205627999>What forReason 1: You're a paedophileReason 2: You're a nonceReason 3: You're a pervReason 4: You're a slot badgerReason 5: You're a two pin DIN plugReason 6: You're a bush dodgerReason 7: You're a small bean regarderReason 8: You're a unabummerReason 9: You're a nut administrator Reason 10: You're a bent refReason 11: You're the crazy world of arthur brownReason 12: You're a fence foalReason 13: You're a free willyReason 14: You're a chimney bottlerReason 15: You're a bunty manReason 16: You're a shrub rocketeer
Regularly think of wanking other men off in a park at night without the Mrs knowing, corrrrr xxx
>why is alcohol socially acceptable but weed isn’t?sick of cunts saying this. alcohol has literally been around since the mesolithic, has a long history with all civilisations across the globe apart from where religion prohibited it. cannabis was largely limited to selected areas and not cultivated in huge amounts. Has only been popular in the West for like 100 years. Stoner culture is absolutely cringe with its main tenants being rappers, adult swim and seth rogen
Woke up this morning to my bf, played with his ass and ate his cum
where's dtfic?
you need slapping down
>>205628258it's just another form of racism
>>205628280FOY
>>205628297Baited :^)
early jane leeves was FIT
think i found adam's wife online. did some googling in spanish. same name, profession, and city so i reckon its her
>>205628251FOY>>205628258Love that Brass Eye ep haha>>205628268Incredible post, well said. Fucking DESPISE stoners so much omds >>205628281Snagging his fit model Mrs no doubt (with his massive cock)
Krampusfest
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>205628265gay ass fruitcake
>adam's wifeeve innit
yo cody i totally just baited that dude bro you see me bait that guy cody it was so sick cod totally fucking baited that dude right of the bat cody bro
Couple of tuna and mozzarella toasties for tea
All drugs are legal because British paramilitary is sufficient.
>>205628265ktimalthough my fantasy is working at a cockmilking farm where the cocks come in through the ceiling and I have to wank them off or set them up with vibrators and catch the cum in pots for whatever cum is used for
>>205628378Reckon she's a snake charmer and all
I’d sniff up Emma Watson’s farts.
>>205628392Phwoarrrrrrr literally the best toastie you can makeHope you used mayo in the tuna as well lad x
>>205628405mihai-esque post
>>205627974there was a character in the US Transformers show called "spastic" and they tried to market it over here in the 90s
>>205628409do you have to use a step ladder?
>>205628392pro tip: put some panko breadcrumbs in with the tuna mayo mix to make it less claggy
>>205627668could just work for an extra hour and pay a cleaner to do all that shite instead
>>205628424course ladwith a big dollop on the side for likkle dips n that
Stream buffering is doing my nut in ;/
spaino/adam gets off on being an obnoxious loud annoying cunt then revelling in the attention of people speaking about how much they hate him. it’s really sad narcissistic behaviour. he considers it very fulfilling to get an anonymous internet forum dedicated to talking about poos and complaining about immigrants to discuss him. it’s entirely attention seeking narcissist behaviour. he likely has to do it here because he is too pathetic to have the social skills to do it to real people. tragic.
CORRR imagine Emma Watson squeezing out a chocolate pine cone in my mouth.
>>205628465can see a man kicking a ball herealso the colour greenlike staring at the colour green me
>>205628453>pankosteady on tarquin, we don't all have a waitrose just round the corner
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Slag_(G1)
>>205628465your own fault for using a dodgy stick
I use greek yoghurt for my tuna sandwiches/toastiesI find it better suits the adult pallet Time to get a clue
>>205628494you can buy it in any good supermarketi don't shop at waitrose, went in one the other day, everything is so fucking expensive
>>205628460Good lad gooodddd laddddddddI would also recommend a cheeky handful of onion in there as well, really tops it off imo x>>205628471Aren’t you literally giving me what I want on this case? Retard lol>>205628492Yes they are kicking the ball
anybody watching the celtic rangers game 3-3 extra time in the league cup final
stoners are the most boring fucks on the planetye if you got some completely smashed mongo they're not fun to be around either but just about every person is a better version of themself after a couple drinks
you're not going to go on /brit/ on christmas day, are you?
>I use greek yoghurt for my tuna sandwiches/toasties
Intelligence is correlated with a range of left-wing and liberal political beliefs. This may suggest intelligence directly alters our political views. Alternatively, the association may be confounded or mediated by socioeconomic and environmental factors. We studied the effect of intelligence within a sample of over 300 biological and adoptive families, using both measured IQ and polygenic scores for cognitive performance and educational attainment. We found both IQ and polygenic scores significantly predicted all six of our political scales. Polygenic scores predicted social liberalism and lower authoritarianism, within-families. Intelligence was able to significantly predict social liberalism and lower authoritarianism, within families, even after controlling for socioeconomic variables. Our findings may provide the strongest causal inference to date of intelligence directly affecting political beliefs.
>>205628506Fuck off Rupert I’m not subscribing to Sky no matter how hard you DDOS my fire stick>>205628544Amazing post couldn’t have said it better myself
>>205628545That Pepe ain’t right.
>>205628515I do the same but mostly because my fridge is tiny and I don't use mayo for anything else
>>205628545Will have to be to cope with the absolute fucking trash my family watch at ear defending levelsWill be drinking whiskey as well
things i didn't read:Intelligence is correlated with a range of left-wing and liberal political beliefs. This may suggest intelligence directly alters our political views. Alternatively, the association may be confounded or mediated by socioeconomic and environmental factors. We studied the effect of intelligence within a sample of over 300 biological and adoptive families, using both measured IQ and polygenic scores for cognitive performance and educational attainment. We found both IQ and polygenic scores significantly predicted all six of our political scales. Polygenic scores predicted social liberalism and lower authoritarianism, within-families. Intelligence was able to significantly predict social liberalism and lower authoritarianism, within families, even after controlling for socioeconomic variables. Our findings may provide the strongest causal inference to date of intelligence directly affecting political beliefs.
>>205628529i’m simply letting others know about your shtick, i don’t care about “giving what you want” since this place isn’t my life unlike you
things i didn't read: things i didn't read:Intelligence is correlated with a range of left-wing and liberal political beliefs. This may suggest intelligence directly alters our political views. Alternatively, the association may be confounded or mediated by socioeconomic and environmental factors. We studied the effect of intelligence within a sample of over 300 biological and adoptive families, using both measured IQ and polygenic scores for cognitive performance and educational attainment. We found both IQ and polygenic scores significantly predicted all six of our political scales. Polygenic scores predicted social liberalism and lower authoritarianism, within-families. Intelligence was able to significantly predict social liberalism and lower authoritarianism, within families, even after controlling for socioeconomic variables. Our findings may provide the strongest causal inference to date of intelligence directly affecting political beliefs.
Drinking water
>>205628577>trashFOY>whiskeyFOM
>>205628583Of course it isn’t mate lol you’re defo not here every day are you
>>205628555>left-wing and liberal political beliefsWell which is it?
thar's a melty a-brewin
>Drinking water
>>205628555*takes my cock out of your brain and puts it back in again*
>>205628617even if i was i don’t try to make tripcode characters and unironically call myself “the heir of 190”
Nearly had a mental health crisis at ALDI today. Got a headache from being on the tills too much you see
>>205628612Garbage didn't feel as vindictively pejorative nor sufficiently denigratory, and whiskey is fucking godly mate shut your crapper
yo cody check this out bro im about to drink a fifth of this whiskey bro whats that cody its bourbon i dont care bro dude its whiskey cody
>>205628545On my own if not x
>>205628668bit sad
>>205628545kek yes in fact I'll be around for most of the day
>>205628652190 seething that I am more infamous than he ever was lmfao
>>205628546Time to grow up
>one trip faggot logs on>another appearsThe gang's here
The heir to Blair
>>205628678Yes well you know how it is sometimes
>>205628705Me and EW are the same person though? :/
>I had lessons for 26 months until my instructor quit. I passed the theory test on my second attempt. I have never been entered for a practical exam and my instructor would frequently have meltdowns over my driving. For example, I swerved on a busy road to spare a pigeon and my instructor had a fucking proper melty calling me a fucking idiot and all sorts.
>>205628699time to learn about mozarella, dickhead
>"we should build a raised bed and grow our own veg"Yeah next year maybe *hits you in my imagination*
The heir to Blairs sits squarely in his chair
Tony eating Mrs Blair's chocolate cream whipped from her derrière
>>205628695i’m not 190 or any other of your imaginary enemies mate
>>205628748whom are you quoting
My food is ready see you lads later x
>>205628749Yes that's the cheese I use, what's that got to do with it
dtfic trying to save face after the hours long melty is hilarious
>UK coastline: 12,429 km>Earth diameter: 12,756 kmThat's insaneWalk around Britain's perimeter and it's basically like walking across the entire equatorabsurd
>>205628792get her binned
>>205628770Mental how you do this whilst working at Aldi
>>205628792thats what you were talking about? hope you choke on it and you wife gets blamed and swings from the gallows
>>205628813what does dtfic mean
raw bread
>>205628792Cor she's a great cook your missus
Sir Blair Heir
>>205628792Cor, proper xmas grub
>>205628816the length of a coastline is immeasurable
Sir Denton Ficticious
>>205628816reckon that's probably due to all our piddly little islands. around mainland gb it's probably max 3000km
>>205628792literally just packet slop
>>205628839Deranged tranny freak incel Canadian.
>>205628861Just like your microscopic penis
Sir Raw Bread
>>205628816
>>205628792horrendous, i'd slap her
*opens a pack of ready salted walkers and pours them in my Kelloggs football bowl*Bleeding hell the missus went all out tonight
post your cat
come on anthony
ELLE FANNING BOGGEDWAT NOU
>>205628974uh nigga that battle ended over 2000 years agoOctavian won, soz
Adam falling into a diabetic coma before the match can finish
>>205628986why do they do it, lads?
>>205628816map men map men map map map men
>>205628770Is this real then?Never paid attention to any of the namefags really
adam spending countless hours of his life tricking anonymous strangers on 4chan into thinking he's a retard again is it. good one mate
>>205628994chortled
new threads up ladsshant link it yet though lest i face the wrath of janny
>>205629039Based
MAP men? Curious name
>>205629024because all the cool kids are doing it
>>205629110>>205629110
heating up the paellagot the frasier stream on
