minecraft edish
>>205632666He count them out for you did he
>>205632686>>205632666Right well that's him done
the ex gf of 4.5 years AND the bumble gf of 2.5 weeks are BOTH thinking about me right now;and that’s understandable lads
the scranpocalypse
just seen the neighbourhood fox when i took out the food wastethink he smelled the bag and waited around for me to come back around before heading off to see if he could find where i dumped it
>>205632722That's the shitest bowl of porridge I've ever seen
Men W/Left Part: Natural for men, usually works well for them. Perceived as popular, successful, strong, traditional. Can be out of touch with the feminine side of themselves. Examples: John Wayne, Tom Brokaw, John F. Kennedy, Edward M. Kennedy Men W/Right Part: Usually unnatural for men. Can create an uncomfortable image; can cause social shunning, sometimes leading to unusual or eccentric behavior. Perceived as atypical, open, radical. Can work ok if the man is very confident, attractive, or striving to be respected in a non-traditional male role. Examples: Al Gore, Rush Limbaugh, Robert F. Kennedy, Charlie Rose, Tom SnyderBeen living my whole life as the latterFuck it all, its so true
absolutely love the word spacker
The word robot is of Czech origin.
Spackerdoodle doo
>>205632767Loada bollocks
>>205632722my nigga eating raw onion
hoping next year i'll actually start living life instead of sitting in the bedroom worrying and dreading
>>205632697>>205632709Can we please not continue arguments in a new thread, it's not part of /brit/ etiquette.
another year wasted as a middle class americanwish i was a middle class englishman instead, like my ancestors
opened the christmas peanuts. mum's fuming. keep telling her I'll buy a replacement bag but she's not having it
Here's a question for you /brit/ posters, are you ready? What is your favorite (GOAT--greatest of all time) UNDERRATED conspiracy theory?
suck me
>>205632812Peanuts are not traditional Christmas fare.
Fucking scrombobulating
sir james bolger
ladsI have to make a return of an item and I clicked something called "bring my label" on Post Office's website.Does that mean I don't need to write anything on the envelope and when they come tomorrow I can just slap the label they bring on it and send postmanberg off on his merry way?
Heading to the library. Cant just read the books have to study them, right /brit/? Learned something from you idiots after all.
>>205632809why are you giving money to the ira you irish diaspora piece of shit
christmas is coming
>>205632844Classic underrated conspiracy theory
went to bed at half 11woke up at half 12nice cheeky 13 hours of sleeplove having a lazy sunday under the covers
>>205632834shut the fuck up
>>205632859YeahYou don't actually even put the label on, they'll put it on for you
>>205632834https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams
>>205632861Ask the librarian for their copy of Who Asked
>>205632900fucking mintta lad
>>205632809>rent 11.5you cannot suffer in america
>>205632874Nuts are not traditional Christmas fare.
>>205632841sorry but the sucks are all sold out but I can bum ya if you'd like
I’m back from my tea ladsWatching Chelsea :3 x
>>205631895rina samayawa on a mad one
Brasov looks peng.
>>205632853
>>205632880Just answer the question.
>>205632792It really isnt. And ive known it deep down for a while, everyone parts their hair left to rightIts an unwritten rule of biology
so many psyop’s happening right now
>>205632925it's 1/3 my spending....
>>205632916They sent this, bizarre
um
yanks making particularly terrible posts tonight
>>205632996just let them cook
It's possible to be cringe but redpilled.It's not possible, however, to be based but bluepilled.
>>205632996>not having yanks filtered
might do the rail ale trail next yearsummat to do innitbetter than sitting on my arse all day
cant believe moonmoon died at level 59what a tragedeigh
>>205632948There are many, many reasons why you are a loserYour choice of hair parting is not one of them
How am I supposed to do anything after work when I'm so exhausted
>>205632771The so called spaki spacker
Pure howling at those business "boss bitches" who waste the best years of their life climbing up the corporate ladder and then panic when they're unmarried at 35 with no kids.Funnier when they can't conceive when they do finally try to settle down.
>>205633029Might join you :)
mad how disposable vapes are illegal in america but you can buy an automatic assault rifle at Walmart
itty bitty titties and a bob
Get their fucking bulbous BBCS sucked
>>205633047Shut it normgroid
>>205633081Doesn't sound particularly funnyCertainly doesn't warrant "howling"
>>205633105hope you have sudden cardiac death from an arrythmia
>>205633081does this actually happen that often outside of your head?
>>205633081I save them
>>205633092DM
>>205633139Rage on incel
>>205633081Even when it's their own fault as in this case, it's still not nice to laugh at people suffering.
>>205633105SIR YES SIR
Mad how people are actually excited about The Witcher 4.All of the Witcher games are shit, the combat is fucking awful. I remember somebody telling me "WITCHER 3 HAS THE BEST SODE QUESTS EVER MADE" and I can only remember two. One where you do a kind of exorcism on a mutant kid for a baron and one where you investigate missing children (I think) in a swamp and come across those crones with insects crawling out of their faces. The rest of the game was boring shite.
Incredible. For the britons not paying attention: MI6 agent specializing in Russian state-mafia corruption is found dead in his Pimlico apartment stuffed a bag that was locked from the outside and local police determined it was a suicide. Takes a Yank to call attention to this, state of your country.
>>205633098balderdash and poppycock
>>205632967it's 80% of a canadian spending
>>205633029exeter MENTIONED
>>205633192So you can only remember two quests from the beginning of the gameSounds like you have memory issues rather than late game content falling off
>>205633192AgreedNo one knows how to make a fun combat system these daysHas to be all wooden and autistic and not-fun
>>205633192well i enjoyed them all and maybe i'll like 4. in this scenario i am gaining something, and you're just a miserable moaning virgin.
>>205633203you're just reading the wikipedia article i posted you fat spacker
>>205633203
>>205633192Blog on you tedious incel
>>205633192both witcher 2 and cyberpunk, i got up to the last mission and gave upquite liked cyberpunk though, should go back to it at some point (i wont)
Have UK flag filtered. If he's angry about something, I can't tell. State of that country.
Men betrayed women by giving them the vote and letting them do whatever they wantOh wait no that was the jews
>>205633258Cyberpunk is based.
>>205633220i'm in exeter right now ama
>>205633203Yes we all know about The Spy In The Bag
>>205633273based on what?
I'm rorke but I bloody love Andrew Marr.Watch New Statesman vids just for him.He's just so damn watchable.
>>205633289Based on kino.
how to live like new york 1971. where can I move. philidelphia?
>>205633289Um, a board game I think
>>205633192>Mad how people are actually excited about The Witcher 4.I odnt know if youve never been on the internet for the last 9 years but its sort of the "big game reddit and normies like" similar to Skyrim.Why wouldnt people be excited when they release some long cinematic too
>>205633289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNGVWGqo5e0
>>205633298new york
>>205633203Our deep state gets away with far too many shenanigans.We unironically need to drain the [British] swamp.
mad how normalised anime is nowI'm an incel freak posting on the anime imageboard and know less about it than the average zoomer girl
fingering rorkes nan
>>205633318its changed too much
need a cornish real ale gf
My favorite part of the Christmas season is how everyone in /brit/ puts aside their petty hostilities to share in the sentiment of charity and goodwill among men
>>205633326Fuck all you can do bout that one!
>>205633336Er you sure that's a gf?
>>205633326girls dont actually know about it or watch it they just dress up as the characters and make the stupid orgasm face
>>205633298You mean somewhere gritty and crime ridden? Yeah, Philly would do. Baltimore too.
>>205633105>>205633182LMAO
>>205633269wtf
>>205633203he was a sex freak who wanked himself to death mate, case closed
>>205633258>>205633273Could not care less, /v/ runts. Unless its something actually good like Minecraft that isnt pretentiously adorned by redditors because its just a good game with no story.
>>205632809>americans pay the IRA $7000 a year to not get bombed
>>205633355well I don't know the characters they dress up as so they've got me beat regardless
>>205633369How about you FUCK OFF yeahJust FUCK OFF
>>205633326Japanese cultural victory
>>205633369Cyberpunk has a good storyIn fact the story is one of the main selling points of the game, even when it was technically deficient during launchSo piss off moaning incel
>>205633350thats what real ale does to you
Not polish so i simply dont feel any connection to "The Witcher"
>>205633419Must be black.
>>205633275If I go into the South Street KFC toilets at 21:30 would you be willing to suck me off for £15?
>>205633359East Saint Louis, Illinois
>>205633368not the same Burger but I remember thinking that case was interesting until I read that they also found a bunch of women's clothing in his house. Obvious autoerotic asphyxiation death.
need /daughterwife/
>>205633203This happened like a decade ago you retard
>>205633326Brits are too based for anime bollocksZoomer pakis ofcourse love it though
>>205633436no sorry
>>205633438Yesh no way those clothes could have been put there by his murderer
>>205632809>rent 11k>tax 30k>income 200k+lmfao
>>205633467Anime is basedExposing yourself as a tourist
>>205633381$7000 is the most we are legally allowed to give the IRA
>>205633486IM NOOOOOTICING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOXOjdhiHyk
Brown women, am I right lads?
>>205633475>the clothes were put there by his murdered and also bought with his credit card and shipped to his house several months prior to his deathwow those KGB agents are really sneaky
>>205633469what if it were £20 and the rest of my drink?
so this is porke
>>205633488Get new material little freak
>>205633510>KGB agents>Not the British SSFucktard lmao
>>205633508you could say that I am a fan
>>205632682>Everyone in their early 20s is having but me I wish I could travel and take these cool massive trips but I am in the minority
>>205633535I accept your concession, nu/brit/ user
>>205633543same deal you're all jews
perhaps its time to move on from my ex gf of 10 years ago
time for a rummage through the /sp/ archives….particularly for any deleted webm’s
>>205633487how is this ratio in italy?
>>205633573Was she also your high school gf that you barely even dated and never fucked who grew up to be super hot and way out of you league as you are now?
YEAH RUMSFELD
couldn't be me
>>205633590
s curved batons breaking some hymens tonight
>>205633603um
>>205633554>>205633591>>205633619 Not even remotely British culture
16cm seems small
>>205633655Heathermong x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hupfAkcw_8U
>>205633590why do they post on /sp/ of all places?I've been only been there a handful of times and even I've seen things
>>205633222Ok gay boy>>205633227Ok bender>>205633256Ok homo>>205633369Ok poof
I am an ugly little incel. The ugliest littlest incel.
Right that's yanks filtered
>>205633655she looks part black herself
the leftist compulsion to placate far right islamists is fascinating
>>205633547Me too x
Suck them.
>>205632682this pic describes perfectly why I hate women. They take something perfectly normal and sexualize it for their personal gains. They get into a niche to make themself the center of attention. Everything women do is dictated by attention. They have and they will destroy everything they join just so they can be in the center just for once. I hate them so much bros its unreal
>>205633590the last one chileANO posted was too fucking far
Anime gyal
>>205633765SIR HOW MANY SHOULD I SUCK SIR
>>205633784yeh but theyre fit tho aha x
ktim
>>205633333Probably have to go to Africa
>>205633825God I hate women
>>205633790
>>205633682after 6 inches the importance of length starts falling off and hard caps at 9, then girth is what's most important.
>>205633747They just hate white people mateThat's it
>>205633553Tranny freak fuck off this is my place now
So fucking depressed, chemicals in my brain are all wrong and i can do nothing about it
>>205633804He's done well to not get any mud on his specs
you hear a woman speak and you think "why oh why God did you give women mouths?" but then they suck on your schlong and you realize that He has a plan and an order to His creation
>>205633825AI generated incel slop
>>205633853Oh right, hard caps at pretty much the biggest a cock can be expected to get does it, that's good to know
>>205633825>the cronem in the back watching and plotting while she gropes timmy
>>205633866snap out of it you soppy twat. it's that easy
9 quidtake the piss
you lot don't know about fanny like I know about fanny
just died at level 60
>>205633803the so called dorkdem
>>205633975you are a fanny
>>205633861Fuck all you can do
Oooh ahhh just got into bed. Absolutely knackered team. Got a 10:00 am in the morning to 18:00 pm in the evening shift tomorrow which is a bit grim ngl
>>205633600income 20ktax 6krent 12k
>>205633975ive put my penis in various fannies a number of times i'll have you know
*enters the thread*
>>205633961Might not be too bad, depends what it includes
>>205634030doesnt make sense at all. why would they tax you 6k on only 20k income? in the us you would get money from the govt if youre that poor
>>205634037Daft animals
Nanny state
nth got the baddiedem
WE ONLY GOT 6 MONTH LEFT BROTHERS
Oh just fuck off the lot of you, sick of this horrible world
>>205634061yeah we're fucked
>>205634046tea and a bit of scone
>>205634066*draft
I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore.
>>205634061Probably because america has sucked out the wealth of europe for almost a century
>6k tax on 20k incomeHoly fuck
>>205634091even me?
>>205634081Getting threatened with a baby wipe would probably be more effective
>>205634131>we’re poor and it’s Americas faultSouth American logic, is this how far Europe has fallen?
>>205634131america is a hypercapitalist hellhole i would expect europe to take better care of its poorwhen i was a college student making $30k as a part time TA, i got tons of benefits from the govt
Tired of it all.
Sargon is starting to piss me off with his shite cooking
>>205634187Fucking hell
>>205634187What's wrong remoaner? Some actually British food not good enough?
>>205634084All that effort making a jinx cosplay just to get mogged by r nozza
Yeah can you fuck off with this twitter resposting gimmick it's shit and annoys me. Maybe try /Britfeel/?
>>205634187Looks perfectly fine are you just annoyed it's not covered in adobo seasoning or something?
>>205634231Roast chicken breast, having a laugh
>>205634215>>205634231that meat get your stamp of approval, aye?
Get the ol' catberg posted then should I
Arabs are absolutely doomed for the next 50 years.
>>205634187isn't this one of those incels I keep hearing so much about?
i earn 16k a year
>>205634301no we're notbe quiet
>the city of 115 charges
>>205634224>bloke who wears women's clothes is mad about a gimmickIronic
buzzing for christmas mecan't wait
>>205634325Not quite stumbled upon the spirit of the season yet
Never had Night Nurse before but heard it works wonders, just necked some, it better sort this flu out
>>205634301Oil is here to stay leftypol
>>205634314You just lost the last independent Pan-Arab state to sunni islamist retards and Israel. Palestine is now utterly isolated.
sacked tranny getting all riled up. hide the knives lads
what the fuck happened to this game?lmaohaven't played games in 10 years but it seems to me that as soon as the PS5 came out everything went to shit Solitary exception being Red Dead 2 & BG3 I suppose
>>205634295Looks like a normal bit of chicken to meBit of skin on it yummy
>>205634358The USA has absolutely pulled a masterclass in the middle east to be fair, if only commies were intelligent enough to compete
>>205634220nozza's just built for jinx, but soogs' still cute>>205634301seems like it now but I choose to be optimistic
>>205634365Bg3 is pretty shit
Black people have coasted on the "cool" reputation they had in the 80s and 90s but now they're honestly cringe, it about time society as a whole acknowledged the elephant in the room.Seriously, pay attention to what black celebrities say on TV. They're actually embarrassing and speak like teenage girls who just parrot inspirational quotes that they've seen on tea towels.
i fucking hate this game sometimes
Christopher Langan makes normies seethe to high heaven.
>>205634365they're trying to compete with fortnite but if people want fortnite shit they can just play fortnite
>>205634422>pay attention to what black celebrities say on TV
>>205634392Aside from part of Yemen there's never been a Marxist socialist Republic in the region, and that's part of the problem, since reactionary ideologies and sectarianism are engendered by imperialism to throttle the working class.Ba'athism was the only halfway decent hope the region had before.
>>205634399mong opinion
Here we go with the politics again. Shitting hell you lot are so boring.
give it a bleeding rest would you
>>205634431never played mahjon soul
love having mongy opinions to wind up autists
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>205634509ye alri ugly
>>205634521it has cute reaction pic tho*
>>205634487Whatever, you lost, get over it
ENOUGH POLITICS! we haven't finished debating poo psychology
>>205633525thanks for the offer but i'll graciously decline
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).
>>205634562i'm not a tranny and i don't like anime
>>205634295Aye
>>205633784it's just a bit of banter lad
>>205634582
>>205634562Fuck off you fat evil cunt. Bet you watch literal slop like breaking bad and the sopranos lmao.
>>205634459You're right but I've never understood the mindset of thinking you can steal players from established franchises. It's obviously greed but they're fucking delusional to try and it fails literally every time.>Halo is popular>Halo tries to gain the Call of Duty crowd>Halo dies>Battlefield is popular>Battlefield tries to gain the Call of Duty crowd>Battlefield dies>Call of Duty is popular >Call of Duty tries to gain the Fortnite crowd>...Hmm
eating a pizza so posh there was a pip in one of the olives
>>205634611TRANNY ON A MAD ONE
>>205634562yeah it me made trans, trans-racial and wishing I was Japanese
>>205634640Fuck off. Anime is arguably the greatest medium ever created.
Doing the anime spin
>>205634509it's trannified to fuck to be fair
>>205634664Behave mate you're making me look bad
>>205634625there was no snitch and little to no legitimate evidencethey tracked him using inadmissible and secret NSA techeverything else is a smokescreen and/or parallel construction
>>205634672yeh shoe-horning all the real world woke shite into it to point of making it a bit jarring was a bit crap.
>>205634664you only watch shounen slop, pipe down
>>205634763Not true. I've watched most anime series including MONSTER (anime) which is кинo.
>nonce groomer tranny>loves anime>gets all upset when called out on his disgusting habitsQED
>>205634804he's baiting you and you're falling for it
wtfJust found out that George Galloway now absolutely despises Arabs.
>>205634804>QEDthis your chess move or something?
Wish I had downs so I had no worries and I could just mong out in peace with no judgement
>>205634829I saw him saying that he doesn't care about Arab nationalism anymore and it's OVER
It's so busy at toil and the deliveries are so big we have no room in the warehouse so have to have pallets on the shop floor and customers have meltdowns.I had someone today asking for a refund for 3 packs of chicken fillets because he bought them by accident.
I watch a lot of porn. But its clear that women enjoy sex more when they're being shagged by black men. It's just true.
saving your posts for the new are we?
jeffs made an early one call him a n*gger
>>205634829wonder what his next grift will be
>>205634829Commiemongs and leftypols everywhere have been completely mindraped by the USA's victory over arabia
>>205634861yeah I can understand that I suppose, like having a bimbo gf just so things can be simple
>>205634909nobody cares about your gay incel fetish, spaki.
New>>205634891
Knob
