the wordle as it were edish
poo smells lmao
thinking how pickgoat stopped 2 pens in an england final only for the arsewog to bottle it
confit de la caca le poupou
HAVE A BABY BY MEBABY BE A MILLIONAIREHAVE A BABY BY MEBABY BE A MILLIONAIREHAVE A BABY BY MEBABY BE A MILLIONAIRE
>>205654833>>/sp/aki
>>205654833>losing out on a peerage because three consecutive wogs missed penalties
>>205654872no spicesno flavourno complexity
les crottes de souris dans une mare de graisse
French and Italians basing their entire personality and culture around food because they've got fuck all else going on.
>meat and potatoesLOL British food the Germans aren't bombing any more, Nigel xD>méat avec le ground-applesoh fuck haute cuisine, sacre bleu>meat and potatoes WITH berry jamhurdy gurdy very güd ikea
>>205654887Maybe if the white players weren't pussies and volunteered to take pens
>>205654893not true though is it
>>205654893>no spicesNot true>no flavourNot true>no complexityExplain, and provide examples of complex cuisines
hehehe
Sir Gareth Southgate
Got that Hitler youth haircut
>>205654908fuck’s britain got to boast about? pakis raping 14 year olds on drastically underfunded trains?
>>205654918um, no lolthe choice was southgate's
>>205654918Well maybe if Ince hadn't wet his knickers in 96 and refused then Southgate wouldn't have missed.We can all do that MATE.
>Platforms have until March 2025 to conduct risk assessments for their sites and must then start implementing these measures.>Ofcom won’t hesitate to use the full extent of our enforcement powers if they fall short.
business idea: jewish hitler
i need british food
>There are “people” itt that don’t know how this image sounds at 5:30 in the morning on a cold winter’s day after downing four pints in departures
Woke up this morning with a sore throat. Bet it was the obese bitch who coughed in my face at Poundstretcher the other day.
>>205654759Show some respect? Talking about having two famously slow and laborious dishes for breakfast is a response to posters acting surprised that the French sometimes eat normal plain food in their quotidian lives
another grim day in England
>>205654979Stop using 4chan.org as a social media platform and you'll be fine
>>205654893
>>205654987We have been eating burgers since the Romans were here anon, you're eating British food.
where i'm from we LOVE OUR FOOD and LOVE OUR FAMILIES and RESPECT OUR ELDERS
>>205654833It's mad how Southgate stayed in charge for another 4 years after this.
>>205654918kane and maguire (with the best pen ever taken) slotted theirs away
>>205654979weird how the tories were pushing this for years and then we got rid of them and it happened anyway
>>205654947Remember when one of the rape gangs ground an English girl into kebab meat and fed her to the public? Talk about exotic thirdie cuisine
parents always took my to a private dentist when I was young and now I'm grown up fending for myself I can't get an NHS one so have to pay a fortune to get treatment
>>205655002We're not surprised, we're bringing it up because it's relevant
>>205655028Alright 190
>>205655041not that weird really
>>205655025>#YOUCANMAKEITAre they worried that morons will lack self-confidence in their ability to make ramen and leave it on the store shelf
>>205655051Mother persuaded me to leave my NHS dentist to go to her private one.Said she'd pay the bills, then changed her mind after I'd left.
i am no longer needy now that i live in britain and am surrounded by delicious british food
Why do wogs and povvos go on about how "family means everything to me" Family means a lot to everyone lads, get over yourselves
>>205655041Labour were pushing for it too
>>205655093
>>205655027you poor confused lost soul those are called faggots
>>205655041It has been supported across all major parties mate, can't blame the tories forever
>>205654947Fuck off you mixed race NONCE
>>205655082it is a bit though isn't itsurely the whole point of voting is that if you don't like a government you can get a new one that doesn't do what the old one did
Boriswave article already nominated for deletion by someone called "John Smith's" with no reason given other than it being "clearly a ridiculous article"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boriswave
>>205655002don't care, show respectand doubly so since you're canadian
>>205655107>us ethnic types are a bit different>we respect our family, work hard, and love our food
>>205655154i reckon you need an autism assessment
Minorities love talking about how they're as British as you or I while never missing a chance to profess their "stylish otherness"
ffs lads
>>205655191*me or you
how on earth can anyone still think that political parties aren't a front in 2024
>>205655107People tend to focus on and emphasize values that address their problems, which superficially may come off as hypocrisy, but really makes perfect sense. The people constantly going on about muh family are people whose families are weak and falling apart. If they were fine, it wouldn’t warrant attention
>>205655154Doesn't necessarily work like that, no
>>205655206me or you love talking about how they're as British as you or I while never missing a chance to profess their "stylish otherness"yeah that sounds better
just had WENSLEYDALE cheese for the first timefucking disgustingWallace has no idea what he's on aboutMy rankings:1. Parmesan2. Cheddar3. Gouda4. Mascarpone5. Feta6. Halloumi7. Red Leicester8. Mozzarella9. Edam10. Brie 11. Wensleydale9001. StiltonI am open to future cheese suggestions thoughever
Well Rorke?
Me and the missus
>>205655268cambozola #1
>>205655204what was it before it went in there?
>>205655268Cheshire or Lancashire. Lovely and crumbly with a real tang.
>>205655268Mate you like Red Leicester you have SHITE taste.
>>205655268Double Gloucester
we will get breakfast done
putting "parmesan" (parmigiano reggiano) as number 1 is completely absurd btw
>>205655305>like>7th placeit's basically an off-brand cheddar come off it
YO
*droning on about some english cuisine eaten by a total of two people per year*mate your national dish if fucking tikka masala, your own people voted and accepted that your cuisine is so bad that indians make better food
>>205655353you've only mentioned scottish food in this post btw
WHAT??
always remember the time I got a piece of double gloucester stuck in my throat when I was forced to undergo a corsned trial
alri, i've had dinner with a baguette and a camembertyou get home, you're hungry, you start with a few slices and then you're going at itand before you know it, the baguette is almost done and the camembert is all gone
>>205655391*grabs your french man tits*
>>205655268Can I get a power ranking of prominent British cheeses
>>205655410i'm fit
>>205655268It's good with cranberries or apricotsBut yeah on its own it's a bit naff
>>205655413Cheddar is 90% of what actually gets eaten and with good reason
>>205655391that's a good dinner when you add an apple to it
>>205655456there never was an apple
>>205655353ok nonce
>>205655430queso means cheeseit is literally the word for cheesesometimes now restaurants use it as shorthand for queso fundido but that's WRONG and MISLEADING
>>205655268>no camembertfucking pleb
>>205655502never had it too working classwhat's it like?
>>205655391Nowt wrong with thatHad a baked camembert last night, couple of small baguettesGarlic, rosemary, white wine, onion relishLovely
>>205655502brie is camembert adjencent
>>205655477well get a fucking apple ffs
Weird how mild Cheddar is terrible but other mild hard cheese like Cheshire, Lancashire, and Wensleydale are very nice.
>>205655513stinks
>>205655268where is queso fundido?
>>205655391American version of this is cheddar and crackers
Pour moi, c’est le Bleu d'Auvergne
>>205655531Cheddar should be as mature as possible, preferably smoked
hate bleu
>>205655534great
not fussy, mecheese is cheesesimple as
Americans have got the right idea when it comes to cheeseburgersAmerican cheese, though technically disgusting, is simply superior However if one is too squeamish for the "plastic cheese" then monterey jack is good too
>>205655553STOP IT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND IT WILL NOT WORK
a lot of french snobbery toward british food stems from the fact they know our cheeses are vastly superior but they'd never admit it
>>205655548I agree, 24 months minimum for a good strong Cheddar.
>>205654833Fuck off Dave >>205654880>pickgoat>spainoLmao
umcheesed to meet you?
>>205655594>french snobbery toward british foodyea not a thing
yeah smoked cheddar is very good and so is smoked gouda that's real nice
I like my cheese like I like my women
>>205655562T’as un palais de bébé
>>205655579Naa, Emmental is the best cheese for burgers, it melts well and is actually real and not processed crap.
>>205655625french and stinky?
>>205655391Do frogs ever bake camembert
truth is, american food mogs “british” food because we make our own style of ingredients. “american cheese” “american beef” “american buns” etc. the best british cuisine is all imported, both literally and figuratively. french names, styles of cooking etc. indian dishes. fuck even shit like nandos is copying american-style chicken.
nth for the holodem
>>205655628J'aime pas, c'est tout.
american cheese is neither disgusting nor "plastic" it is melted cheese with sodium citrate added as an emulsifying agentbasically a solidified cheese sauce
>>205655631Too mild for burgers
>>205655639local does camambert rôti, don't like iti like it cold with a bit of bread
>>205655655>basically a solidified cheese sauceOh yeah mate now that you put it that way it's completely un-disgusting
marvel rivals looks so shit
y'all don't eat gouda over there or what? come on nowmuenster?provolone?gruyere?
>>205655579>>205655655The emulsification agent is what makes in the best for cheeseburgers, grilled cheese sandwiches, and such. The cheese doesn’t split when melted. As long as you get a reasonably high quality type that tastes nicer, there’s nothing wrong with it in melty contexts. You’re not supposed to eat a piece cold
>>205655703Yeah we eat all of those.
>>205655700a marvel product looks like shit in 2024????wowwowwow
>>205655676cold cheese? don't be ridiculous you can't even taste cold cheesesurely you mean room temperature
>>205655703only eat raw cheese and I've had raw gouda but haven't seen those other three
only a yank would assume them getting no replies means Brits don't eat cheese from literally our closest European neighbour
dear god no
are ps3 emulators good yet?
>>205655747i like melted cheddar
>>205655725I don't believe you
Sort of gone off cheddar meTime to grow upTime to eat adult cheese
>>205655749Can we get some Jews over there advocating for abortion, feminism, LGBTP+, and open borders for sub saharans
>>205655796the supermarket stuff tastes of fuck all
um.. hello
>>205655824Hej!
>>205655816it's fine you fat cunt just go and hang yourself
>>205655837Seething povvster
why so fruity?
>>205655874He's very handsome to be fair
>>205655874Is that real? What in the fuck
stop eating cold cheese
Look on his face like he just sold state secrets to a Chinaman if you ask me
is there even albino porn
>>205655906stop talking about food, yank
>>205655906Can't be fucked to take it out in advanceI'm a busy man
pooing and shitting
>>205655953me when I get my gf pregnant
>>205655953Fat cunt You're not busy either
>>205655937>>205655953badbad bad evil posts
the top songs as it were
>>205655909Can't keep away from dodgy friends can heMust be a very agreeable bloke
>>205655985I don't think these are real songsthey look like ai creations
>>205655985Mmhmmm nun he cud do
>>205655976Yes I amI am currently putting off some very important work
you wouldn't like me when i'm evil
used to stick a big chunk of cheese on the end of a fork and hold it over a gas hobit forms a melty crispy outer layer that you can peel off with your teeth before returning the cheese to the flame
>>205655985We’re Costco guys, of course we listen to Mike James Kirkland
>>205655985Daniel stop shilling Spotify
>>205655985
i come from a lineage of shaggers
grimreddit scares me away from women desu
>>205656006i mean it’s really a wonder you have the capacity to post, regarding your blatant retardation >>205656007it’s just good music
>>205656025look at this fucking fat cunt using 4chan as a social media platform lmfao
>>205656020Me fooling around with god-made horrors beyond my comprehension
>>205655749demographics is destiny
>big chunk of cheese on a fork over a gas hobLOL British food the Germans aren't bombing any more, Nigel xD>fromage a la inceloh fuck haute cuisine, sacre bleu
um
>>205656102>circumsizedlol
Who's the little runt sparking off at cheese eatersBet it's diego
It was rigged from the very startNever had a chance, me
>Here in the Cotswolds, every Christmas is WHITE... because all the middle-class women are snorting cocaine at parties. And I'm truly shocked by what THESE school mums get up to...https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14194897/Cotswolds-Christmas-WHITE-middle-class-women-snorting-cocaine.html
>>205656078>anonymous>social media
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm so happyemailed a company about a niche product they had that was out of stock https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/205583574/#q205585382 for mumberg's christmas gift and they put it back up just for mechristmas miracle lads
>>205656071You can avoid most of this nonsense by just refusing to marry single mums and such. The freaks making these posts are always damaged goods in a way that’s plainly evident to anyone with a degree from Chud University
dtfic a relationship advisor now?
>>205656142Why are the pass rates so low? Diversity?
ahhh nooooo
>>205656189just think for a fucking second, would you
How to set up an AI that will automatically filter gay porn spam
>>205656189truly a mystery, could be anything, we just have no idea
Just won £4.78 from 10 free spins on king kong cash even bigger bananas jackpot king
New Heathermong obsession (anything posted about women on the Daily Mail website) just dropped!
>>205656199um
How to set up an AI that will bypass gay porn filters
Prayer purifies the heart and, with it, also brightens the gaze, allowing us to grasp reality from another point of view.
>>205656199Wonder what the health and safety forms were like surrounding filming this sceneLifts aren't something to be messed with
>>205656189Surprised they actually collect stats on that desu
>>205656224>free spinsbet they don't let you cash it out
literally everything on reddit is a lie you idiots
'um' means he just reported your post btw It's his way of announcing a report
the problem with British culture is that it's too poisoned with irony and cynicism. people are too embarrassed to be genuine, or to make an effort to improve themselves and become more respectable
>>205656273toby c:
>chinese businessman's name revealed by senior judge>was on wikipedia 3 days agoso much for freedoms (jk, i know how these kind of orders work unlike chuds)
>>205656212Yeah, I’ve been aware of this year cutoff phenomenon since I was a kid. I’m just commenting on the overall stats with ~40% not meeting standards
>>205656273Stop spamming porn then.
now admitting it
>>205656025I want you to show me this later
>>205656261>Lifts aren't something to be messed within china? surebut in the west we're alright
ANYONE PLAYING SPLATOOOOOOON
>>205656263>around half of people failed to read or do basic arithmeticinsane how many mongos walk among us
>>205656298Simply too many kids per teacher
bum
>>205656320gay?
>>205656263Grim
>>205656355um
>>205656344These are 11 year olds, but yes it's sad. We are all burdened by the worst 30% of society.
>>205656372kekers
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the 4chan law
He can 'um' announce reports because he's in the JancordThey love him and how he spams his tranny webms
>>205656448toby
>>205656142>>205656263>pupils at the end of key stage 2I don’t know what this means. How old are you at the end of key stage 2?
oh nim nim nim nim nim fucking nim
what song should i listen to?
>>205656483why do you hate the homeless, bud?
>>205656474>How old are you at the end of key stage 2https://gprivate.com/6eqhv
>>205656501everlong
toby c:
a City fan unironically died last night after United won just confirmed by City themselves
>>205656474old enough
>>205656474>How old are you at the end of key stage 2?11 mostly. a minority will be 10
>>205656501Snooker Loopyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0UVXBkqA4I
>>205656518footy fans are pathetic
Are the White pupil stats so bad because high achieving Whites don’t send their kids to state funded schools?
>>205656512thank you>>205656542very cool
>>205656518Yet another gambling death in Starmer's BritainInshallah we must ban betting shops
Where did they shit when they landed in Normandy
>>205656612in their pants mostly
>>205656612Shit down Nazi throatsPiss up their arsesBe gay win wars
>>205656612normandy, i reckon
https://voca.ro/15vJFEX1q0DLIt not right ladsEvery englishman should be assigned a detached house a good 300 yards from any neighbours
BRILLIANTLY BRITISH BONKERS BARMY UTTERLY BRITISH DOWNTON ABBEY BRITBOXBest of British DIGITAL Streaming Service DIGITAL DOCTOR WHO TOP GEAR utterly brilliantly British GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF barmy bonkers quintessentially British STEPHEN FRY STORMZY AT GLASTONBURY brilliant
>>205656630Respectful discussion of Nazi culture only, please
what is the difference between the house of representatives and the senate? how come they can be controlled by different parties at the same time? what reason would someone have to vote a different party for the house than for the senate?
mental how greeks and romans had homo sex all the time but it wasn't considered shameful unless you were the receiverCaesar was called the "Queen of Bithynia" by sodomites because he spent a bit too much time wiht the Bithynia king when he was 19.Just amazing what pre-Abrahamic morality looks like.
>>205656637>you're a fucking virgin
>>205656637You don't deserve that much, incel alcoholic arse licker.
>>205656637Is that Sargon
>>205656648SPIFFINGLY GOOD BARMY KNEES UP WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAR DAVID JASON FROM ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES AND ALL YOUR MONTY PYTHON FAVOURITES
>>205656189Ethnics perform better at school than native brits
rorke
>>205656692>>205656637
>>205656701>DAVID JASONNonce
>>205656148bad mums
This autism confuses and startles me
>>205656713Stop spamming any old shite while using that word you boring little twat. No mates, that's your problem.
>>205656637Get these two on /brit/ pronto
>>205656666Thank God they dumped all that for Christ
GTA IV > GTA Vnot controversial, plenty of gamers share that opinion
>>205656743She deserves this. She evaded tax by claiming to be a character whenever she presents her abysmal programme so let them bully her and STOP being a MONG ScreenshotMONG you Scouse TWAT.
>>205656776>ScreenshotMONGis this a new thing?bigotry against screenshots?I've already deleted every gif I've had due to /brit/ bullying.Had to curb "reddit spacing" to fit in.Now even screenshots are off the table?Chan culture is becoming increasingly ISIS-esque.I am not the individual you purport I am but I will not cede groudn on screenshots. I've conceded too much already.Go fuck yourself.
>>205656805You're a fucking virgin
Remember when 190 would spam about GTA IV That was before the incident Don't want to talk about it but basically he pretended to be best friends with a girl for years on end then he was found out to be a liar who never ever left his smelly bedroom
carly simon - nobody does it betterX
>Had to curb "reddit spacing" to fit in.>redditspaces
imagine crumbling in the face of >gif fuck off poster's autism
>>205656861>giffuck off
>>205656805>changed the way you act to fit in>didn't workWill you learn, I wonder?
on the lookout for posts inciting racial hatred
can I broach?
>>205656920
Hate this little mutant's face so much. I'd love to be in a bare knuckle boxing match with him and Warwick Davis
oh my days
>>205656920where's Irish diaspora mong
>>205656920blacks were stabbing your boys during the blm riots
Where can i purchase this gentleman's autobiography?
>>205656960Wish I had an ugly little runt mate like that, just feels like he'd come in useful for making myself feel superior
>>205656968That’s Jewry done
>>205656968her: done
Just found out that Warwick Davis had a midget wife who died and all of his kids are midgets too because they selfishly procreated.Not on that, should have been sterilised.
mad how british people don't really exist.there's no shared culture of sense of purpose, very few shared traits, an accent and some mannerisms from living in close proximity with each other is as far as it goes. all there is a a collection of people living within the borders of the same economic zone.notice how all "British" meme accounts focus entirely on nostalgic old tv shows and things you did in primary. because when they were idiot children with no agency was the last time people actually all did the same things.
>>205656998State of those creps
>>205657021*cums directly down your throat*
Had a strange little nuclear bomb dream last night.
>>205657019He had kids and you never will lmfao incel mongboy x
just had a paddy over flatpack furniture and smashed a couple bits
>>205657056A snoozenuke as it were
>>205657019>Warwick Davisshould be the next doctor who
nobody:not a single person:rorke: brh
>>205657090actually quite a good idea that
Why arent you buying btc laddies?
>>205657054thanks lad my throat was feeling a bit dry
>>205657127
>>205657127it's funny but also off-topic um-poster will have his way with you
>>205657127um
>>205657127He wants to shag em I reckonDeranged freak
>>205657074Speak for yourself, runt
>>205657127did he drag them out of bed for it?
>>205657127you know what's probably annoying about having childrentheir bodies changing size every yearmust be extortionate for clothessomeone ought to do summat about it
>>205657118i know, and i don't even like doctor who
>>205657127leftypol posts everything like he's dropping a bombshell but keeps taking Ls
>>205657176You thought this was edgy, its not
>>205657127lefties supporting a war criminal who is supported by other war criminals like Dick Cheney and trying to make like it's the considerate, kind, sensitive choice
Top 10 sexy white boys
>>205657253>>205657253
Mad how they've made that chimp film with Robbie Williams despite him being completely irrelevant for the past 20 years
>>205656743Pifff hag
