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Emma edition
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>>205661277
Name a single gaytheist that isn't
You can't!
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sucking a shite out of sacked tranny's hairy pooey ringpiece
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Watching weedmong go through the stages of addiction denial in real time.
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corr might bell the weedman now aha x
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>>205661385
the old thread was like an hour old christ
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simpions
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>kids for cash
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>>205659420
When I was going through my trans phase I would buy used clothes like this so that when I wore them they'd still have the faint smell of perfume / pussy on them to complete the look.
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>>205661443
um
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>>205661418
what if im into that
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>>205661443
homers mouth
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>>205661443
>baddiedem has an innie pussy
Based.
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>When I was going through my trans phase
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Christianity is a religion for blacks, yanks, and schizos
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>When I was going through my trans phase
typical atheist
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>>205661443
she's fitter when she's doing silly tiktok things
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>>205661443
if ur gonna post nudes at least don’t make them fatties
>>205661524
still fat oml
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>>205661385
God she's so gorgeous,whoever bags her is the luckiest man alive
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>>205661409
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>>205661418
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>>205661425
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>>205661427
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>>205661437
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>>205661440
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>>205661443
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>>205661458
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>>205661463
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Weedmong now spamming tranny porn because he lost the argument.
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>>205661505
And Europeans, hence the cathedrals
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Need to live to AD 2300
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Why is it whenever i post soogs lovely tits or arse, spaki immediately comes out and starts posting tranny porn, is he upset the attention is no longer on him?
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Christianity is evil
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jane mcdonald sex arse
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>>205661505
>yanks
Oh so it's a religion for the richest, most powerful nation on earth, the pinnacle of humanity and civilisation
Hmm might have to look into that!!
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>>205661524
wtf its so thicc
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>>205661558
All me
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>>205661567
i thought other boards were supposed to be better than /tttt/ but apparently not lol this place sucks
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>>205661591
nope
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>>205661600
America is a third world shit hole full of gun violence, gangs, fentanyl, and a dictator who poops his pants being puppeteered by a fascist billionaire manchild
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Pissing on homeless people's sleeping bags or shitting in their tent?
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Why were the stoners so angry in the last edition? Isn't weed meant to calm you down MAN? Maybe they can't afford their beloved drug to smoke like a cigarette.
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*posts it again*
*with a steel chair*
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diego be like:
>QUESTION MARK?
>haha got em
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>>205661638
you must return
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>>205661642
>America is a third world shit hole
Except it quite simply isn't by any metric
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>>205661649
Addicts hate being told they have an addiction. The first step is recognising they have a problem, and it's always the hardest part.
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*switches the /brit/ telly off*
Right, enough of that nonsense
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>>205661671
You must have very steady hands. Most people use their fingers.
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>>205661649
They use weed to self-medicate for being angry impotent gaytheists
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Right then, which of you lot are in need of a good bumming?

*unzips dick*
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>>205661678
Thing is he really does get them
Simply unbeatable
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so we're all agreed then
the new wallace and gromit will be woke nonsense
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>>205661725
So it makes them strong, virile Christians for a bit? Neat!
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>>205661685
Thanks for letting me know you've never been there so your opinion is invalid
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alri
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>>205661816
um
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>>205661777
heard they don't even eat wensleydale in it so as not to offend the lactose intolerant bipoc folx
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>>205661823
*theatrically checks my calendar*
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>>205661799
I have
And I've been to third world shitholes
Nothing alike
America is the heart of the Western Liberal empire
It is the peak of all humanity, of all time
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>>205661671
FTFY
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posted tranny cock again award
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[c]um
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>>205661649
They think they're the 1% exception to the rule like Michael Phelps but they're actually part of the 99% smelly RUNTS who are hopelessly addicted and think they can quit any time they want (they can't)
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Concurrent melties edition
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mad how america has given us 80 years of peace stability and unprecedented prosperity
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Jeremy Corbyn's house makes me want to kill myself
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>>205661844
My favourite plasticine characters aren't eating plasticine-flavoured cheese? What's even the point? I'm gonna go bum myself with a toilet brush until I feel something.
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>>205661893
Utterly retarded, British civilisation only rose with the Protestant Industrial Revolution
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>>205661903
Classic tbf lol
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Stole some money from a stoner freak once. He gave me and my mates £170 to get him an ounce of weed and we just took off and ghosted him.

What was he going to do? Call the police? LMAO
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>>205661925
Only his house for media doorstepping purposes
Doesn't actually live there most of the time
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who's that Indian in first pic and why she can't do anything in her tennis career outside of modelling ?
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>>205661949
The Industrial Revolution was caused by the Enlightenment stupid. Not King Henry VIII changing religions because he wanted to fuck a different bird.
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These guys seem decent looking wtf
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>>205662009
zeret looks like a good man and luis armado is a closet gay
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>>205661409
Stephen Hawking
Rachel Riley
Dara O Briain
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Only gone and got norovirus haven't I

Spraying liquid shit into the toilet, little poo flecks just below the rim and a foul stink in the air. Not good
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>>205661893
Christtards won't like this
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>>205662009
You ever shagged a Somalilander?
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>>205661976
Lmfao nice
Did something similar in sixth form, fuckin neek gave me £20 for an eighth so I tore open a teabag and poured it into some cling film and gave it to him
Then I intimidated him when he told me he'd just seen me put tea in it
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>>205662009
mexicans are some confident niggas, they're 5'5 little shaggers
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>>205662007
it was caused by joint stock companies and mercantile imperialism actually
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>>205662074
>we are made from heckin space dust!!!!

That's basically how runty you are
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>>205662111
Ah yes, not by the revolution in scientific thought and the free spread of ideas and knowledge. Hence why the industrial revolution started in the Netherlands then?
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Post more soogs
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Thinking of playing Crusader Kings 3 as a Black woman or Asian woman because they make my pp hard
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Alri lads
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>>205662155
>>we are made from heckin space dust!!!!
Yeah we are. We're made of elements like carbon that were probably made inside stars through nuclear fusion.
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>>205662127
she wants my smeggy 4 incher
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>>205662226
>NOOOOOOO WE'RE LITERALLY MADE FROM CLAY BY A JEWISH SKY DADDY IT SAYS SO IN THE MAGIC BOOK!
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>>205662007
>The Industrial Revolution was caused by the Enlightenment stupid.
Er no.
>Henry VIII
most historically literate gaytheist
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for me it's cupofchaii
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>>205662264
Arguments found: 0
I accept your concession diego
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>>205662063
>Stephen Hawking
Sex obsessed freak and wifebeater
>Rachel Riley
Gets off on genocide, probably watches proper dodgy stuff
>Dara O Briain
Definitely a porn addict, look at that fat greasy cunt
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Love the 'I accept your concession' gimmick. Proper drives the runts up the wall.
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just saw a boomer commentary saying "wow!!! what a package!!!" on a Soogsx ass pic lmfaooooooooo
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>>205662226
>We're made of elements like carbon that were probably made inside stars through nuclear fusion.
Cringe
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>>205662333
He says, having been driven up a whole towerblock's worth of walls by "how so?"
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I'm made of sterner stuff
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>>205662403
I accept your concession.
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>>205662353
Where was this pic posted
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i'm so glad that science denying christmongs can find a safe space to express themselves thanks to modern electronics and the internet
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>>205662291
most logical atheist
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>>205662210
alri
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For those who need it, a countdown to this weeks' Diego Day:
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/6307834/diego-day
The last one before that most holiest of days, Christmas day
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>>205662127
Who's this? x
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Sir Most X Atheist
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It just occurred to me, we have some derogatory name for just about everyone, except Aussies.
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Everything good has happened because of people with my belief. Everything bad has happened because of someone with your belief.
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Sir Concession Accepter
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>>205662465
Will Diego Day be Christmas themed this week?
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what a bloody mess lol
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>>205662499
I personally hope so but as we know, Diego DOES NOT post here outside of Fridays
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These nissin cup noodles absolutely mog pot noodle
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>>205662162
don't see what that has to do with it. creating a steam engine isn't really a heretical idea. it was mainly emerging capitalists institutions and aggressive mercantilism that did it
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Sir Bollocks Emptier
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>>205662499
Isn't he gone? Does he still come round on Fridays?
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>>205662465
thanks mate!
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>>205662425
how so?
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>>205662526
nissan make noodles now? mad
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Qashqai flavour ramen
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take the piss
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>>205662383
but they don't eat pork, that's why pork prices aren't as bad as chicken/beef
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thoughts on surviving an apocalypse in bosnia?
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>>205662500
>israel (limited)
find that hard to believe
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>>205662226
>I frickin love science!!! BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE!
>black people genetically have lower IQs, the father of DNA research said it himself
>AAAAAAH NO NO NO NOT THAT NOT FRICKIN THATTT!

Runty runto
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It is genuinely quite mental how dominant diego is on /brit/
He literally never loses an argument
Really shows the difference between 130-140 IQ midwits (/brit/'s usual patrons) and a 180+IQ genius
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>>205662640
GREAT post
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phwoar scran
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>>205662535
This may shock you but the steam engine was not invented by a bank or these mysterious 'capitalist institutions' it was invented by a scientist who understood the scientific principles of steam power and engineered a mechanical device to harness them. Inventions don't just appear magically because you have 'capitalism'. Things might fall out of the sky in the Torah but not in reality.
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>>205662500
>France (limited)
What a turn up for the books
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>>205662611
went from aluminum to plastic shite
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>>205662674
mogged by koka
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>>205662698
>aluminum
FOY
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Might be able to leave in a bit
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>>205662698
FOY FOY FOY FOY
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I am back from the incelgrimage
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>plastic shite
Microplastics are peak sovl
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watching the Diego Day countdown in real time
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>>205662680
Who invented it?
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>>205662622
Don't really give a shit about meme countries like "Bosnia"

It's mad how there are hundreds of countries out there in the world that are only known for genocides, famines or inventing a kind of flute to lull beavers to sleep or something ASININE like that.
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>>205662760
sounds pathetic
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>>205662792
stfu racist
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eaten rice less than 10 times this year
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Diego having a massive heart attack and begging medical science to save him.
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>>205662830
have it every night me
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>>205662611
Stop buying them then, simple as
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Weed should be treated like alcohol and not cigarettes or coffee

It’s a strong psychoactive drug that should only be enjoyed behind closed doors in moderation. No one wants to smell weed in public and it’s inconsiderate to smoke it anywhere but your own home. Every heavy weed smoker i’ve ever met has been an ultra liberal burnout loser and very cringe, have the interests and conversational ability of a 13 year old.
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>>205662830
fewer
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camgirl i'm watching just accidentally shat on a dildo
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>>205662622
very good chance this story was made up by some fat yank in rural alabama
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I know Diego well and I know for sure if he was here he would say "it's ok to not beleive in god lol"
He's a good friend of mine
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>>205662830
Probably had it about 100 times I reckon
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>>205662680
steam engines aren't complicated and the basic ideas were already understood. there's always been maths and physics. banks capitalism and colonies is what early modern europe had other time periods didn't. don't see what point there really is in denying this
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>>205662226
yeah bro you got more of that consciousness element down there bro you need another dose *hits the bong*
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Imagine the smell
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>>205662848
>begging medical science to save him.
Ah yes, that famously atheistic pursuit
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>>205662848
>begging medical science to save him
Like Moe did. In Simpsons.
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>>205662863
Don't ever tell me what to do again.
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>>205662465
amazing post
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gfberg storing tall objects near the edge of high shelves and getting upset when she inevitably knocks them to the floor
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>>205662829
Don't think I will, pedo nonce freak :)
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>>205662978
Science belongs to atheism. Why don't you pray about it instead?
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>>205663033
>Science belongs to atheism
how so?
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>>205663030
>pedo
FOY
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>>205662882
the only freaks who waste their time thinking about nonsense like this are losers who never got invited to parties grow tf up
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>>205662848
project on
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>>205663007
You do as you're told
Form now on you stay here and look after your nana
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Alcohol drinkers
>workmen
>the aristocracy
>your ancestors
>everyone involved in the british empire
>shaggers
>every great inventor throughout history
>professors
>normal people
weed smokers
>yanks
>jamaican mutts
>teenagers
>trannies
>rick and morty viewers
>joe rogan
says it all really
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Having a smoke if thats alright with you?

*lights up*
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Might start using diego's argument strategy in real life
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where's mousey :¥
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the watch
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Diego praying to science when he's dying of incurable cancer alone in hospital (God has abandoned him).
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>>205663033
most philosophically and historically astute atheist
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>>205663051
you clearly did not understand my post
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>>205663090
Underage b8
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>>205663090
Honestly weedsmokers are just horrible to be around. I don't want more of those. If you are over 30 and most of your friends smoke weed, unless you are a multimillionaire rapper you have failed in life.
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bins go out tonight
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>>205663109
hs?
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My wife sucked off the neighbour while I clapped for Israel.
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>>205663121
project on
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>>205663145
If they would just shut up about it they'd be fine.
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Sir Gareth Southgate
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>>205663152
no they don't stupid
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>>205663121
Probably being tended to by Muslim surgeons from Pakistan, Catholic doctors from the Philippines and protestant nurses from Nigeria
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heh, i might be a freakish incel who never leaves my smelly childhood bedroom, but at least i don't smoke weed or have tattoos
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>>205663157
was this in sunday sport?
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>>205663145
>multimillionaire rapper
ktim
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>>205663152
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>>205663090
Weed seems to be more social than drinking or at least its perceived to be. Like think about film depictions of weed use; you never see people sitting around smoking a spliff alone. Passing it is always featured.
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Lads does your phone make little clicky noises when you shake it
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>>205663145
I do enjoy weed but always make sure it’s a treat and not to overdo it. I would like if you were able to swing by a dispensary here and pick up high strength edibles and just get baked at home watching daft shite on Youtube.

But like you I also hate the weed culture and the smell of it. And most cunts (apart from me of course) that partake in it are insufferable. Therefore I don’t think it should be legal out of spite.
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>Dear science, please don't let me die! I don't want to die! I'm in so much fucking pain *cries and shits himself* OH FUCK OH FUCK - ACK! I don't want to die alone!
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Imagine. The. Smell
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>>205663225
It's the SIM card
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>>205663171
you're the only one bringing it up been lurking here for the past couple of days and absolutely nobody but you has brought it up never seen a post about weed itg(in this general) unless its some loser complaining about it let it go already
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top of my head is sore
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>>205663240
least mentally ill atheist
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>casillero del diablo

drank 3 glasses of this last night and felt like shite when i got to bed
maybe i just had a light dinner but probably its a cheap shit wine
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>>205663240
Disturbing.
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>>205663256
That's a classic first sign of balding lad
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dude where my car *smokes custom marijuana cigarette*
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Been drinking green tea recently instead of alcohol

Has a calming effect and doesn’t put you in a lower state of consciousness
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>>205663256
your mushroom tip?
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>>205662809
bit rude
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The smell. Imagine it.
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Chalking this thread up as another diego victory
Going to need a bigger plaque on the trophy
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>>205663309
It's a painful feeling in one specfic part of the top of my head
Like burning
Just happened about 5 mins ago
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>>205663337
What so can i just turn up and live there for free?
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Get really bad panic attacks sometimes and they fuck me up for days
Was thinking of trying weed but now I'm thinking maybe not, might see if birdwatching helps
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ah yes, a schizobabble jpg posted without context
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>>205663406
you have to have a bigger dreadlock than your cock to get in
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pooped three times already today. getting real tired of it t b h
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tmXxCsxQ8M

sand in the depths of hell is magical sand
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>>205663337
>anarcho-pacifisim
ludicrous ideology
they just think through the power of larping or “vibes” that everyone is just going to live in a stateless hierarchy-less utopia with no laws or authorities or governance and we will just all somehow be perfectly peaceful and happy hippies singing kumbaya

Literal 5 year old interpretation of the world. Why can’t we all just get along and be friends?
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>>205663500
But like the matriarchy man
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>>205663500
>>205663500
this is exactly how humanity lived before original sin
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>>205663556
Jewish fairy tale. Just like communism lol
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Sometimes get the impression that these hippy Green party voting types are closet Rorkes. They love the countryside and setting up their own little communes which end up being very white.
Really
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interesting that atheists are so fixated on death
everything about their lives is fixated on quantitive outcomes: dead/alive (and when there's even slight difficulties in this like with foetuses they get utterly weird); amount of money; drug dosage; endless lists; history (in a reductionist sense); beaucracy/state control with their own "metrics" and "indicators"; and so on.
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Just bought a Tom Evans Mastergroove £25,000 preamp
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The casting agent for HBO's harry potter series.
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>>205663589
this
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>>205663337
Wouldn't mind spreading a big bag of salt all over that vegetable garden and pissing in the kitchen
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>>205663605
why
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>>205663618
um
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jeezy own half of atlanta
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>>205663579
more like rorkes are closet greens
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>>205663589
lol rattled
you will die alone, scared and in pain and neglected by the inattentive 'Christian' nigerian nurses who won't change your soiled nappy
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15
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14
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rorke sheepishly entering the massage parlour looking for a happy ending but he got the address wrong and ended up in a physical therapy building, hilarity ensues
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>>205663670
Christian Nigerian nurses do a fab job
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>>205663646
don't answer this or i'll launch a cease and desist
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>>205663713
loading this up into chatgpt to write a movie scene
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>>205663670
project on
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mental how fucking fit they are
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>>205663759
Would anyone actually mourn your death? Could you actually write me a list right now of 10 people who would come to your funeral?
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>>205663762
spaino
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>>205663762
So fucking peng
Glad that I, as an atheist, can enjoy the pengest porn without a twinge of guilt
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>>205663794
project on
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Women panicking in their mid 30s because they're unmarried and have no kids will never not be funny.
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>>205663762
katy rn
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Chapter 12: Rorke’s Wrong Turn

Rorke shuffled down the rain-slick street, the damp December air clinging to his cheap polyester jacket. His mismatched socks chafed in his knockoff brogues, the result of a hurried decision earlier that morning when he’d mistakenly put on one of his roommate’s. For a man who prided himself on British decency, his appearance today was a disgrace—disheveled and twitchy, his thin, uneven mustache doing him no favors. But today wasn’t about appearances. It was about the kind of relief he couldn’t talk about in polite company.

He stopped outside the building, his squinting eyes reading the peeling lettering on the window. It seemed…legit enough.

“Heathway Wellness Centre,” he read aloud, his voice tinged with suspicion. The rain and his general unease had smudged the ink on the address he’d scribbled earlier, but he could’ve sworn this was the right place. A faint pang of doubt tickled his thoughts, but his resolute belief in his own British logic silenced it.

The bell above the door jingled as he stepped inside. The smell of antiseptic and lavender oil hit his nose, an odd combination. He hesitated for a moment, clutching his pocketed phone like a lifeline. The room was brightly lit, spotless. Posters of muscular diagrams and smiling athletes adorned the walls, promising “Rehabilitation” and “Optimal Mobility.”

Not quite the sensual aura he had envisioned…
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>he can't even name 10 people who would come to his funeral.
Genuinely tragic
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>>205663866
Can you?
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Emma Watson has a bad case of mud butt.
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>>205663855
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>have a masters degree
>cost me north of 36 grand (not including mainteance loan)
>get hired
>use literally 0% of what I learned in those 4 years

it's literally just an I'm smart certificate ain't it lads
there's literally no reason why some daft cunt who dropped out after gcses couldn't do what I do but he doesn't have the fancy piece of paper I do

tragic
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>>205663881
Your mum for one.
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At the counter stood a middle-aged woman in navy scrubs. She looked up, her gaze landing on Rorke with the practiced politeness of someone who dealt with all manner of eccentrics.

“Hello there,” she said, her tone warm but professional. “How can I help you?”

Rorke cleared his throat, tugging at the collar of his damp shirt. His voice cracked slightly as he tried to sound casual.

“Uh, yes, I was looking for, uh…a bit of a—service.” He leaned forward conspiratorially, lowering his voice. “You know. Special massage.”

The woman blinked, her smile tightening into a thin, perplexed line. “We’re a physical therapy clinic, sir. We provide sports massages, injury rehabilitation, and general physiotherapy. Is that what you’re here for?”

Rorke’s face flushed crimson. His jaw slackened as his brain scrambled to process the unexpected reply. “Oh, um, right, yes. Sports! That’s what I meant. You know, been doing a bit of…er…” His mind blanked as he tried to summon an activity that required physical recovery. “Cricket.”

The woman raised an eyebrow but didn’t press the issue. “Alright, well, do you have an appointment? Or would you like to book in?”

Rorke glanced around the room, his eyes darting toward a burly, bald man receiving what appeared to be an intense leg stretch in the adjacent therapy room. The man’s agonized groans echoed faintly. This was not the private, candle-lit ambiance he had envisioned. He began to sweat.

“Uh, I think I’ve made a mistake,” he muttered, edging toward the door. “I must’ve… uh… wrong address.”
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>>205663921
Cooked that cunt like a roast dinner.
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Leftypol spunking onto the fabric seats of the Skoda as Rasheed tops him like a jackhammer
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>>205663921
threw a handful of dirt on that freak's coffin
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based
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>>205663762
they love that lil choking
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>>205663250
Real dumb cunt schizo hours I guess because that was my first post
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>>205663605
kek that external psu
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“Are you sure?” she asked, her professionalism giving way to genuine concern. “You look like you’re carrying a lot of tension. We have availability now if you’d like a quick session. Tight shoulders, perhaps?”

“Shoulders?!” Rorke repeated, his voice pitching up. “N-no, no, my shoulders are fine! I, uh… I just remembered I left the oven on.” He laughed nervously, which only made her more suspicious.

As he turned to flee, the door to the therapy room opened, and out stepped the burly man—who happened to be shirtless, drenched in sweat, and distinctly annoyed. Rorke froze. The man narrowed his eyes at him.

“You next, mate?” the man rumbled, his thick northern accent adding an edge to the question.

“No! No, I’m not!” Rorke yelped, his hands raised in defense. “I don’t even—look, I didn’t mean to interrupt—”

“Shame,” the man interrupted, smirking now. “You look like you need it more than me. Bit stiff, eh?”

The woman behind the counter stifled a laugh, and Rorke’s heart sank. He couldn’t bear the indignity of correcting them. Instead, he did what any sensible man of his station would do: he lied through his teeth.

“W-well, yes, that’s exactly why I came here,” he stammered. “Stiff as a—uh, crumpet. Very British issue, really. But I must be going. Cheers.”

As Rorke made a clumsy exit, the burly man called after him. “Oi, mate, come back if you change your mind. We’ll fix you right up.”

Once outside, Rorke doubled over, panting. His face burned with humiliation as he fumbled to pull up the original address on his phone. Sure enough, the name of the intended massage parlour glowed mockingly back at him—Silk Serenity—a solid two blocks away.

Rorke glanced back at the clinic, where the receptionist and her colleague were still chuckling over his hasty retreat. He shivered, pulling his jacket tighter, and muttered to himself.
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>>205663961
britain nowhere to be seen of course as under blairite rule we are 50 years behind everyone else
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>>205663881
Yes. Although I wouldn't have a funeral because there's no need for such Christcuck-inspired bollocks.
But the people who would attend my Celebration Of Life Ceremony would be
>My friends from the local Humanist Society (approx 5 people)
>My husband
>His boyfriend
>My boyfriend
>My ex wife and plus one
>My mum (not my dad, he's a toxic individual)
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>Celebration Of Life Ceremony
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>>205662325
None of that is true of course
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LANDMINE
has taken my arse, taken my balls, taken my willy
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>>205664077
Everyone knows Hawking was a wifebeating cunt lad, keep up
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Brits be like “did you just call it math? It’s mathsthsthsths you silly yank”
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>>205664052
tragic
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My name's not Nigel
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www.0ykxk.xxx/65p6c___trader/AVALON-2-3.reg
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The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9HKdELVOVQ
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>>205663917
It’s not even an I’m smart certificate, it’s an I was willing to stay in education this long certificate
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>>205664074
love how these niggas pretend the mental hasidics in jerusalem just flat out don't exist
and on top of that the fact they have huge political power because they prop up Likud in the knesset
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>>205664126
But an ad asswipe
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>>205664097
how did he beat his wife, with his mind?
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2025 new years resolutions? For me? No smoking cigs, limit 4ch or completely abstain
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>>205662362
>Formation of the carbon atomic nucleus occurs within a giant or supergiant star through the triple-alpha process.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon#Formation_in_stars

>>205662635
I didn't say anything about racial science, runt
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>>205664126
advertising or begging
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mcafee
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my grandads brother had a humanist funeral once
was just a bit grim really. didn’t even feel like a funeral. didn’t feel somber enough. the building was just this wooden place that looked more like a courtroom and the person doing the ceremony was someone we didn’t know wearing a suit.

compared to when my grandad actually died and had a catholic funeral in our local church. That was proper and with the dignity and respect attached to a great man.
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ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE, ONLY ON ITV2
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>>205664157
I would like to lick the soles of my ex gf's feet every single day in 2025
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>>205664182
Yeah
It's also just tainted from the off by the huge self-important faggotry it takes to call oneself a 'humanist'
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>>205664228
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>>205664159
>replying 40 minutes later because you got sent flying and needed to recover

OH MY DAYYYYYSSSS HAHA
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humanist funeral
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>>205664284
forgot the green arra mate
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Not even religious but I'd rather you left me in a fucking skip than do a "humanist" funeral.

How disrespectful
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>>205664329
going to cremate you
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still virgin hours waiting for the shaggers to come back from toil so we can make funny jokes
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>>205663500
could be possible in an all-white society tbqh
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When i die i want my organs to be harvested and given to the biggest blackest most violent nigger they can find
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no funeral for this little guy
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>>205664263
I was doing other things, runt
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Turtle neck on too tight. George floyding myself.
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Emmayank still here? Im selling the last of it for profit awipe
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>>205664398
all other whites LOVE invading peaceful stateless societies though
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>>205664424
great now I’m sad
:(
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>>205664424
lmao
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a black man with the brain of white man!?
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>>205664469
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New
>>205664474
>>205664474
>>205664474
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>>205664013
howling done that freak
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>>205664398
White people, even as the most advanced race on Earth would still fail at it IMO
You would need another 100-200 years of eugenic breeding of NW Europeans to make this work
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janny get it sorted out ffs
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>>205661385
test



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