chicken shop edish
>>205669237Jewish womenBlack culture
Sir Semen Retention
Sir Karma Sutra
rorke won't like this
Sir Bashar al-Assad
>>205667049nothing? go check Osama Bin Laden's pulse, tell me if you feel anything
>>205669338Is this from that David Brent song
>>205669333raped him
Evenin' fellas, fancy some eggnog? *nudges you* It's Christmas :)
for me its anarchy acresbest landing spot in fortnite
really fucking wish i could enjoy video games still instead if sitting bored all nightany good games on game pass?
>>205669378samecunt
>>205669363Bin Laden is still alive
>>205669368wow you're such an edgy paki
>>205669412Should sell it to a supermarket
>>205669247"so what?"
article about the mass shooting in the UShttps://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cj6z1j63xlzo
>>205669411You've been sent flying mate
Sir Keir Starmer
>>205669466not involved in the conversation but its very obviously a samefag
Oh give it a fucking rest, /u/rorke!!
>>205669494Never heard of him
>>205669454Scots-tier language
>>205669464Not seen Robbie in years
>>205669502You've been sent flying mate
dem jordans, dey be doin sum of dat squeakin rn dont dey x
didn't know i had this just a few files awayi do love the urangoutans's love for little thingsgentle giants
late stage capitalism innit
>>205669513Scots is its ain leid, it isnae just a dialect o Inglis.
>>205669509So much this.Edit: What?!! GOLD?!
>>205669425bin laden the gooner
>>205669551is your stepdad warming up?
>>205669378You pathetic cunt, you replied in the old thread by mistake and now you're samefagging. you got so upset that I mentioned nuking Russia that you've been posting gay fantasies non stop and now you're dragging your unbelievably embarrassing bullshit into this new thread instead of just taking the humiliating defeat and trying to move on with your "life"
>>205669582you still projecting your youth?
>>205669527nobody has sent you flying, your fat arse cant get off the runway
>>205669572czech ur letterbox aha
>>205669572 lorke (lefty rorke) screeching at this
>>205669368how the fuck do you die from "fear"
>>205669363"canadian" paki is here with his dogshit edgy neolib takes again lol
lads the bumble gf of 2.75 weeks is sending my love heart emojis on whatsapp ;-]
All I did was offer the nigga some eggnog and I get a lecture about British history
Chuntlebury-on-Snede
>>205669572get the royal mail sold
>>205669237that chicken shop chick is so fucking ugly
>>205669338At least these were new street names, they weren't replacing anything
>Becomes a billionaire ethically by creating something from nothing and selling it>Loses her billionaire status by giving colossal amounts to charity>Reliably is in the top three charitable donors every single year>Helps orphans, single mothers, literacy rates, depression, rape victims multiple sclerosis sufferers, covid relief, and more, and helps countless women get out of Taliban controlled Afghanistan>Understands that these women fleeing the Taliban are targeted because they are women, and can't just say they're men, they are in danger because they are actually women>Suggests that women are real and womanhood shouldn't be erased as a concept to be replaced with a "feeling">An opinion held by the vast majority of humansLeftists, can you explain why you feel the preceding permits you to send her death threats and rape threats?
>>205669611seems i'm striking a nerve like your stepdad strikes the side of your lil ugly head LOL
>>205669685
>>205669636>neolibnobody who uses this word has an IQ above 94
>>205669572This is an offensive question. Not all lucky people with no family nor personal wealth who somehow secure funding to get a significant share, worth billions, in a new company, are Jewish. Being the business partner of the richest man in the country and dating his daughter may help.
>>205669466>>205669527ooooooh look it's me talking about nuking russia again oooooh scary scary
watching the new puss in boots, the celebrity voice actors are so shit
>>205669237Imagine them scissoring
>>205669728She's hot as fuck.
>>205669726did you like the wolf voice?
I support nuking Russia
>>205669672because I want to live out my sexual roleplay fantasy of being a woman
ah yes the schoolboy playground insult about your characteristics + your mum then replying to your own post with bradleys and variations of sending that cunt in to outer space etc etc he's only been doing this for five whole years every day
J.K. Rowleng
>>205669717didnt say anything about jews mate
>>205669672Can I say something without anybody getting mad? ...she's hot and has major mommy vibes
the batontips are tappin
Rorke knocking on his african neighbour's door because they are partying at the late hour of 11pm. Before he can open his mouth they disarm him with kindness and invite him in and whilst initially grumpy about the situation he slowly warms up and becomes the life of the party while they all chant "go rorkey it's your birthday, we gonna party like it your birthday" for him but he gets too into the moment and says the n-word along with a song then they all chase after him.
>>205669802Based.
honestly ngl Amelia is pretty fit
>>205669593Rattled beyond beliefYou're actually having a cry because you're getting rekt on the internet (your entire life)Pacing your childhood bedroom and punching the air right now aren't you ahahahah
>>205669726went to see this with the ex gf of 4.5 years and we both thoroughly enjoyed itnot so long later i won her a puss in boots plush out of a toy grabber (actually i picked up a shrek and puss in boots in one go, if you can believe that)
>>205669818spaki
might tie some string around my bollocks and tie the other end to the back of a japanese bullet train
Why are these two incels melting down over nukesBizarre
Puss 'n' Boobs
>>205669821Why'd she dump you then?Who's rattling her insides now?
Living it up in the SCB
I hope that mass reporter comes back and reminds the autistic bradleyposter that avatar signature posts are against the rules, and posting about palestine is off topic. If only somebody could do something to stop all these off topic posts
>>205669702you're from bangladesh mate 94 iq would be a genius compared to you
>>205669885sent that cunt back to dhaka
Why did that fella target Bryan Thompson or whatever his name was not Elon or Bezos?
need a wank*turns on tor browser*
dey applying dat cocoa butter
You want it to be three days
>>205669721ukraine lost
>>205669633Just see RourkeDied from seeing a paki working at Tesco
>>205669930
SOVLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf5luCGpsKE
pooing gay porn
ghfiufhhgfuilawlefherufhyfuherhfguh
>>205669930God dammit I miss Vicky's videos.
>>205669868lots of reasons, but we coul'dve fixed ita better man
>>205669982her blowjob scenes are pretty hot
School shooting made me think of studying which made me think of ruby which made me think of sexo con ella
>>205669930*boots up livecd**enables vpn**decrypts hard drive**launches virtual machine**enabled second vpn**opens tor browser*yeah, im thinking it's time for a wank
>>205669999Compared to nowadays vicky was tame
>>205669237God, i love SZA so much. The only current mainstream pop artist worth listeningRest are all talentless hacks, narcisistic attention seeking shitcunts.
mad how mental mad things are
>>205670014poof
>>205670041her songs are pretty good
>>205670039It doesn't get better than Vicky imo. The formula could not be improved upon.
>>205670064huh?? how did you make him disappear?? aha
dont forget the magnets la
Ukrainian lads getting shelled in a muddy trench so their gfs can get their kit off for Jews
Just booted up the whonix strap on my tails OS on the USB, I can finally watch pornography
>>205670126The day of retribution is coming
>>205670126Don't forget black men.Lots of African students in Kiev.
>>205670137Bizarre thing to lie about
>>2056701261. Her bf fucks her on camera2. She's getting her kit off for a Norwegian with a cuck fetish, not a legitimate Semite
>>205670082Its dated. Theres some really high end stuff out there these days
>>205670168Bet it's all paid for though innit, and you have to buy massive amounts when you only want one good video. Not worth it.
in all seriousness did anybody actually believe russia wasnt going to win? yeah yeah they said two more weeks like two years ago, but that hardly negates the reality of the situation going in to 2025
if you need Tor or Tails to watch pornography then you're watching illegal pornography
How can pornography be 'illegal'?
depends on the child, really - Sargon of Akkad
>>205670266
some concerning chat going on
>>205670266they were in love
>>205670211whats the joke
>>205670266>Is it just ok, pretty good, or really good?>It's pretty good
Don't like the energy in the thread currently.Some bad, bad people posting.
>>205670211
>>205670266i thought it was daisy
>Child called VickyIs it from 1975
>>205669572the bankers... the bonuses... have won
vicky was decades ago. the norms have only just started to know about it. God knows how they'll react to sonya if that ever enters the public conciousness
>>205670266what the fuck are you talking about?
>>205670266Oh so that's the context, well see you all later as I shan't be around for this. I blame the yanks.
The things...they didn't get better...
Deeply dire thread.I'm leaving now and saying I disagree with the direction of conversation.Don't want Thames Valley Police to get me snared in your little nonce ring.
yanks be like>well gee I better stock up some burgers and beef jerky to prepare for this 3 hour roadtrip to my next door neighbours house.
Her real name was Kylie, Vicky was her nom de plume.
ah yes the illegal activities of talking about a crime. I guess you can't talk about 9/11 on the internet either
funny af when chrissy sits on on the dog on the sopranos lol
wish I had a secular Arab gf
just resubscribed to LS Magazine
>Prostitution is the oldest professionTotally made up by Rudyard Kipling and has no basis in reality, and people actually justify its existence because they think it's true.
CID coming round to ask if I've ever read anything about Jack the Ripper
>205670191>205669999
while you're at it maybe the police can investigate every suburban white woman obsessed with real crime documentaries too
Janny has done a midnight raid on the nonce ring
what was your nickname in school lads? Mine was ugly smelly bent gimp
>>205670204People were holding on to a vague hope that some internal shit is gonna go down in russia and to be fair it did come close to that for a moment.
his post has been nuked, good on janny
ah the paedophile was a samefagging freak thenprobably heathermong
>>205670580Big Cock Kongo
please save me brits
Got Accy Stanley on
>>205670154No there aren't, bore off spaki
>>205670442I oughta suffocate you ya little prick
It's over
Unironically when the war kicked off I put the news on and it showed the refugees fleeing and there was an African family at the front pushing their way onto a train
unsavoury actors have infiltrated the general, no doubt another 77th Brigade operation to weaken the moral fabric of /brit/
if only janny was this quick and hard on the cuckposters too
>>205670545seething jew bastard
>>>/gif/28273822>enters /brit/
i actually deleted it myself because i fear the janny
>>205670705suffocate me with your arse instead
>>205669237Why does the jew interview nigs exclusively?t. Will never watch it but have seen a few thumbnails
>>205670799ktim in prince of persia
On my way home from the pub my lads xI am so bloody pissed haha
Don't Fear The Janny
>>205670799landed on his feet every time brit wishes they could be this smooth
>>205670875what are you like, straight to bed for you! x
>>205670875How do you even find a place to piss in Europe at nightSeems grim
>>205670754I believe this
>>205671029our towns arent just 5 lane freeways with gun shops and meth addicts at either end
"my great day" by anontoday, i had a great day,it was great, because my mate,made me spend all my pay,on a double datewe dined with two pakis,like harry and ron danced with,but i didn't wear a tacky,gown like ron didthe pakis they laughed,at my funny jokes,and my one, just after,said i'm a great blokei will shag the paki,the one i was there for,by the third date maybe,second if she's a whore
okay so what I’m hearing is, this is tonight’s scrandemic not sure how true that is but it’s what I’ve heard
>>205671069Alri John Betjeman
>>205670875>pulls out phone>enters photo mode>takes a picture>leaves photo mode>opens browser>goes to /int/>finds /brit/>selects reply to thread>on my way home from the pub my lads x>I am so bloody pissed haha>selects files>finds the picture>get captcha>enters captcha>incorrect captcha>get captcha>enters it again>submits>waits for a replydrunklad on a madone
Alright and next on the li e we have /brit/So what's your thought on the current situation /brit/
My great day:My day was greatBecause I lookedSomeone in the eye,Over a dinner dateI couldn't speakExcept to orderAnd I ate in silence,I hope I didn't bore her!The colour of her skinWas a caramel swirl,If I stick it up her assI hope she doesn't hurl!But they left me aloneAnd all three went homeSo I'm wanking nowTo a live cam show
Might order a tactical nuclear strike later
squealinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRc0by2vZ7k
>>205671138Irish diaspora
>I fear the Jannysome of the most pathetic words ever spoken. This country used to be great
>>205670747this is just like modern warfare 2
>>205671152nice one
>>205671087>ricebased, where's the beans tho?
>>205669237:-)
>>205671173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co64aWPs1ww
Standing out in the kitchen whilst waiting for the tension to crack and a furious family argument to break out
>>205671341ktim in 9 days
my poem by james who is me, i'm jamesretard, dumb cunt, stupid arse, mong,this is my retarded mongy arse song,it's so retarded it's not a song,it's a poem and you know it
feeling peckish
>>205669237Right so why was the OP image from the last thread deleted then?
all gone now...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6d0zw-DxpU
my poemhello,is it me you're cooking for?i can see you've done a fry up
might sell my dvd copy of 28 days later on ebay
Spaki melty!!!
>>205671447schizo
Currently having a melty cause the protogf is pissing me off
Can you do it on /brit/ on a cold Monday night in December?
>>205671499nope. ciao amigos!
>>205671483What'd she say?
Watching 24 hours in police custody, there are some rancid people about. So grotty.Need killing to be honest.
>>205670041her glasto set was dead
>>205671485is that Nick Fuentes?
tap tap tap x
>>205671520Fuck all I just hate women
>>205671499You need that hunger, that passion, that desireto post at the top, top level
Tonight's scran
>>205671518amico*
the scrandemic as it were
>>205671574are you an african child
>>205671485
Do epileptics fit just before they die?
I have written my own poem Walking down, through the thicketOf the town, that I like to visit Friendly birds stop to say helloI mosey on, a spring in my step as I goIn the town there’s wailing criesA young blonde girl with tears in her eyes A huge black man carving out a tombIn the passage way that leads to her womb
>>205670154>Lots of African students in Kiev.Well, if there were any they've probably left now that Russia has blown Ukraine to smithereens.
>>205671632LOL
Stop complaining, slags
Sir Yang Tengbo
>>205671688Reddit is healing
>>205671739leftypol feeling less than
>>205671419really boring vlogger this one
Happy holidays y'all *tilts stetson*
but rly tho........
I really hate this old ugly bitch she's on tv everywhere bro
There's a black darts playerDarts has fallen
Auntberg's pregnant. Might be my cumpet. Do we start a little incestuous commune, or go with Plan B?
>>205671847have you tried turning the tele off?
>>205671847my first sighting of her is this post
>>205671787Nice hat, Calamity Jane
>>205671739stone them all
>>205671063But everything closes at like 10
serious question lads i'm straight but i'm also really desperate to be feminine like wear thongs and stuff and be a bit camp but women dont like that and some men aren't that ugly but i dont want sex or anything just a warm body
>>205671896all sounds a tad gay
Did I tell ya? I need to tell ya. I'm dying to tell ya!
Rorke asking the hard questions
>>205671915i dont want to be gay though i dont want that i want kids and a normal family
srs question felaS DO I LOOK LIKE A TWAT IF I USE A CRAYON AT THE BANK SORRY FOR caps i hit it by mistake
>i'm straight but
That Russophile vatnik traitor freak has been quiet ever since his defeat earlier. He won't be piping up I reckon.
me? gay, me
>>205671867what went wrong in your life that led to you making that post?
i am a cat purr
>>205671982not sure what you're on about but sounds like you lost an argument and are seething if you have to bring it up afterwards
>>205672005it all started on 5chan
>Since construction on Oriole Park began in 1989, taxpayers have shouldered at least $1.3 billion of the stadium's costs. In 2023, the Orioles asked taxpayers to pay an additional $600 million for stadium renovations.why is this allowed
watching al murray clips
>>205669672It's not leftists who hound her, just terminally online autistic men who think their lives would be tolerable if they were women (which they never will be even without people like Rowling pointing that out). Autistic men are an absolute scourge.
Ask yourself, which makes more logical sense?
>>205672134Christianity
>>205672145Lol
>>205672088you need to ChillChan
>>205672134least disingenuous atheist
>>205672134atheism
>>205672160I accept your concession
>>205672113chat is this real?
>>205672161I think this is a great moment to panichan. I might be my own cousin's father.
>>205672175Bodied that runt freak
>>205672175Zeus will smite thee
>>205672124jason luv puttin in work x
>>205672216Is that the Disney guy
>>205672134Mate you've spent the entire evening arguing about religion get a life
>>205672232i hate when Jason Luv starts shouting "just enjoy the pipe!" enthusiastically in the middle of the scene
we use to be a country. a real country.
>>205672236yeah, voiced by Rip Torn, the dad from Freddy Got Fingered
u'd think the average atheist who spends all their time seething about christanity would learn some basic theology/philosophy but no they're too stupid to even manage to do thatironically by proving ther inability of be an imagerer of god they are by their very existence the best argument against christanity
Bizarre posts
>>205672175I welcome your acceptance
just changed a tyre
>>205672238Don't know who you think I am mate but that was my first post todayGo outside and touch some grass
me? believe that belief is fundamental but not necessarily correct
>>205672238Some people made history arguing religion for their entire lives.They just did a much better job than any of this bullshit.
>>205672309so you believe ur belief about beliefs may not be correct?fascinating stuff mate .thank you next
>>205672304You've been here all evening, 4chan is your entire life. If you ever left your bedroom people would laugh at you to your face and insult you.
I believe in myself :)))
>>205672265but why
Had a bottle of prosecco me
>>205672357I'm not so sure you exist. What's your proof?
>>205672357I believe in you as well. You'll do great things, lad.
>>205672357I believe in you mate x
More of a bubble than a snowflake myself
this time big youtube on an asian tings commentsnever see them in western slop
>>205672337i believe that a culture needs belief for people to function but what that belief is in is determined by what the culture developed around and how well it functions is determined by the quality of the belief systemi ain't ever gonna know for sure if the god i believe in is real but i believe in a god
>>205672341Think it's time you contact a GP about your psychosis mate
>>205672406Alri sam
>>205672420by your definition would not the best "functioning" religion be a pretty good shout?
I keep fucking farting
>>205672446a pretty good shout for being real? or what?
>>205672482Well fucking stop then
>>205672422Pathetic reply, you know I'm right and so does everybody else. You're here all day in your smelly bedroom. You've been humiliated.
>>205672423alri
>Diego seriously couldn't name 10 people who would come to his funeral
>>205672487by your metric, yes?if you think no culture approaches god in any meaningful sense then how can you make claims about the proportional realtionship of "how well it functions" and the "quality of the belief system"
>>205672513his life is the strongest argument against being religious I've ever seen he "converted" to christianity and has become an even bigger runt and friendless alkie freak
Ordered a Maccies for me and the Mrs lads :3 it’s just arrivedNowt better than a Maccies when you’re pissed up hehe x
>>205672493destroyed him
>>205672552hs?
>>205672559blog on you boring incel freak lol
Had a bottle of prosecco him
>>205672583
>>205672552He's in here drunk as a skunk on the regular in the middle of the day on a weekday. Utterly grim existence.
I get an Indian vibe from Diego :/ bet his parents were proper freshies lol bing bing 2.99 hello thank u come again
>>205672607project on
>>205672613mate you're south asian yourself, stop hating yourself to try fit in with the lads
>>>/pol/491585208
>>205672665>>205672665>>205672665
new>>205672674
>>205672536didn't say any of that, i said i believe there is a god, i personally will never know what sort of god it is, if it's an energy, conscious of itself, whatever. my thought is the god of all this knows that any slither of proof would fuck everyone up or make the purpose of reality not be met or whatever. christianity has done a pretty good job as a religion to form a culture on (at least as time has gone on and it has progressed into what we know now) and it's what i more or less base my understanding of faith in but it's not up to me to decide whether it's correct or not because i'm just a fella. but what i know for sure is that it's overall been a good thing. however, it's clearly not perfect because there's still huge avoidable inequality and pain and suffering and all that so if some country somewhere had found something better then i'd say that their one was better but still maybe not correct because who knows. but they haven't so christianity is so far the best religion, whether it's right or not.
>>205672134Both would often ascribe personal suffering as divine retribution, ancient Greek thinking on physical and mental disability as divine retribution mirrors medieval thinking on the same subject.
>>205672742oh i thought you wrote> what that belief is in is determined by what the culture developed around and how well it functions is determined by the quality of the belief systemguess that was another anon
>>205672275can imagine a whole royal court laughing themselves half to death over the man in the funny little man kicking his feet midair and letting out a raucous fart
>>205672778yeah that was me, i was basically saying islam is shit, not >no culture approaches god in any meaningful sense nor making claims about the proportional realtionship of "how well it functions" and the "quality of the belief system"
>the paedo edition wonright, I'm off
>>205672951It's 10PM on a weekday, peak neet and nonce hours - what did you expect?
>>205672829ahh so its all arbitrary is it
>>205672974better... I expected better...
