Half-Life 2 deathmatch edition
>just finished pooping forwardWhy did he do it?
1st for YORKSHIRE
>>205671452didn't even link it correctly you stupid gay faggot
normally im part time but this week im full time
>>205671490>>205662135Just for you
>>205671531good job anon I'm only hard on you because I know you can do better *kissies*
>>205671583This feels abusive
https://files.catbox.moe/6sy4ir.mp4
ate a pizza
FUCK shooters!! Whose with me??
>*throwing change at a homeless man on the street*>Hey why don't you try walking a mile in my cock pal
>>205671628reminds me of this
>>205671684
Are you pro or against ius soli?Or pro/against ius sanguinis?
>>205671684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
>>205671758you just know hes a funko pop collecting tranny now
>>205671628I've said it before but vtubers/cosplayers are far far far more harmful to younger guys than porn, porn gives them unrealistic expectations of sex which is bad sure but vtubers all do this shitty girlfriend experience thing and pretend to be a hot girl that has the same interests as them that's slightly sexually open to guys like their viewers and so these younger unsocialized generation (entirely the fault of their parents btw) get emotionally attached to them and are unable to function around real women irl (real women are also shit and being ruined by the internet but in the inverse way)
my sisters in the hospital and even though her condition is stable i cried thinking about losing her. she's had so many health issues over the years she doesn't deserve it.
>>205671758This girl's tits are way too big for her to be an archer!
>>205671758He has an excuse cause he's a kid, it's cringe when an adult acts like this
>>205671827whats wrong with her?
>>205671758slam pig
>>205671827OMG my sister is the hospital too. What a coincidence something about internal bleeding after getting her gallbladder removed
>>205671860shes not fat enough to be a pig
it's a bad day to be anon's sister
feel like I really missed out on the whole smoking weed and playing video games all day thing most other guys my age did when they were in their early 20s, never even tried weed til a few months ago, kind of want to take a month off work the next time a call of dooty comes out just to get it out of my system
>>205671758i want to see her boobs clothe less
I remember as a kid we would always go to this one Chinese buffet after church. One day I told one of the ladies there "I see you every Sunday" and she said something in Chinese and kissed me on the cheek. I remember I was somewhat upset by it
>>205671858she contracted sepsis from a UTI. she's a type1 diabetic so she's way more prone to it than most. sepsis is scary shit, im so grateful that she's with a doctor.
>>205671988In college I lived down the road from a corner store thing, some old alcoholic looking woman worked the cash register and I'd walk down to it a few times a week and she would call me sweetie and tell me she enjoyed seeing me
the USA needs Islam. Badly.
>>205672083Islam is an incel religion
>>205671750Ius soliImmigration built this country
>>205671196dam
>>205672148I want to try VR games like this but I'm scared while I'm distracted someone could break into my house and beat me up
>>205671952best I can do
>>205672083what the USA really needs to do is send all the desert tribes back to the desert and be done with them
>>205671196Free my nigga luigi mango
Another troon shooter...smdh these "people" are dangerous freaks
I feel like I might have TOO many interests/hobbies (and some of them so specific) that it could be a detriment to include them on my theoretical profiles
>>205672402wut
>>205672237happens to me all the time kekalso you could just not weak headphones
ahaaaaaaaa yoooooo dey got oppppps guys dey got oppppsssyooooooooooooooooooo
deleting all the mods i spent all day downloading and starting over again
>>205672506are all Israeli women delicious breeding sows like this one? how do I get a thicc jew waifu? do they fetishize non-jews? I'm WASP
>>205672530rou're doing it wrong retard
>>205672451another troon shot up a school
>>205672565you cant even spell retard
>>205672530what game
got this email today, didnt expect my dildo to ship so early
>>205672542I’m not a chud or anything but any woman with fake lip fillings should be slowly decapitated
>>205672616morrowind gonna download openmw now instead of using bitch ass script extender
It's true, it's true...
It is december 16th and 80°This would absolutely mindrape a northerner or god forbid canadian
>thought it was friday>it's actually monday
>>205672585as soon as i heard that the shooting happened in a christian school i suspected a troon was the shooter
I love CanadaCanada loves me
>>205672631what size? hope u arent a girthlet
>>205672585did you pics of the troon?
>>205672793Yes Sir Canada loves the Men of India more than her own citizen
>>205672631Why did you buy it?
>>205672793My love is conditional: I expect you to do your best.
>>205672817No it doesn't
>>205672663yes yes but after I fuck her face
100% immersed in american culture
>>205672872I pay the taxes that help fund the jeets coming in. Am I not doing my best?
>>205672904saar you cannot fuck her face
>>205672666>muhhhhhh per capitamicro state cope
Islam would fix America and restore her back to her former glory! Alhamdullilah!
>>205672978look i'm fucking it one way or the other, head on or offa man shall not be denied his jewish breeding sows
>>205672908many such cases
femdom is based
how many gofundme campaigns have you contributed to this year?
>>205673114based on what
>>205673114Yeah and so is lezdom, but it's hard to find I really like forced pussy licking but a lot of it is like messed up strap-on or feet related stuff
i'm not a feetfag but i wouldn't say no to feetjob
thoughts on my new crib?
>>205673196Would be charming with properly decorated side yards
>>205673196unironically probably fine to live by yourself if it has all the amenities
>>205673196literal size of a crib
Looking at old 9/11 footage and the following days, it’s incredible to me the sense of national unity that Americans had. Nothing could ever happen today that even comes close to it
>>205673151>https://x.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1868399104184705487I usually donate to Ukraine units directly, this was my most recent contribution
>>205673236the problem is genetic
>>205673236>Nothing could ever happen today that even comes close to itdon’t tempt fate
>>20567280412 inches long 6 inches wide im a size queen>>205672861i wanted to treat myself
>>205673236>Nothing could ever happen today that even comes close to itThe reason 9/11 happened is because it was allowed to happen It really shouldn't have happened then either
Stupid phone is slow and keeps disconnecting from the internetWhat do I do?
Humanity could be united and racism largely destroyed if we were forced to combat a race of extraterrestrials
What the french toast Trudeau is stepping down?
>>205673360how old is your phone
>>205673151None. My ex gf made one for her dad’s surgery but I decided not to contribute
>>205673290I mean no event could cause such mass unity like 9/11
from your lips to gods ears
>>205673367Or we could be frens with them
>>205673367Imagine how kino that would be
pizza makes me so dehydrated jeez
>>205673196would
>>205672793Canada dry
>>2056733406 inches wide gah damn nice hole
>>205673196ah fuck i can't believe you've done this
America! The great godless whore! LOST in the fields of sin! Inshallah may she repent or BURN, for it is better to cut off the hand that sins before it infects the arm!
>>205671196I can't find construction work and I failed college should I give up?
new bike lock should be here today
>>205673396Like 3 years
>>205673367Sometimes I wish this would happen so that everyone stops hating and bullying me.
>>205673589nice you gonna smash the fash with it?
Chinatown is such a boring, overrated movie. I fucking hate noir
>>205673696FORGET IT JAKE IT'S CHINATOWN also fuck you that's a classic
help wanted seeking dick suckersmales need not apply18+0$ per hour but you can have as many water bottles as you want provided i have water bottles
>>205673696yeah i didn't like that one either
>>205673617samsung? my parents have similar issues with their old shitty phones
niggas help me i don't want to process regular sugar ill just fuck it up somehowI can't find "caster sugar" aka baker's sugar aka superfine sugar anywhere (it's not granulated sugar and not icing sugar)I'm gonna die
>>205673821Yes! This shit costed me $700 I really don't want to get a new one anytime soon
i feel a poo coming but im too lazy to get up
>>205673898dont get a samsung next time
>>205673870Look up berry sugarThat's what it's called in Canada
>>205673481>tfw no ayyy fren to teach me interstellar shitposting
wish i had some adult diapers
>>205673959oh my god you're right are you some sort of baking wizard?
>>205674007i found out that diaperfags call their fetish "krinkling" and it somehow made me hate them 1,000x more i'm deeply conflicted by which group we push into the mass grave first - footfags or diaperfags
>>205674066we should push anti krinklers like you into a mass grave
>>205674066Why do you hate em so much?
Still haven’t gotten that 100 dollars I loaned that guy
>>205674066Nothing wrong with being a footchad
>>205674128People who are into fetishes like that tend to also have some either things deeply wrong with them
im sleepy
>>205674168>loan of $100forget itdon't bother chasing debt until it's over $250
>>205674115>>205674128>>205674189scum. pure scum.
all i do is jerk off and sleep
I miss tennis
>>205674213Have you tried not giving a shit?
>>205671196Why are browns obsessed with anime
for me its white women
I don't want to walk again today to the grocery store. Roads and sidewalks too shitty to cycle. Skiing is apparently "not allowed!" even though it's not against the law or anything the police keep pulling me over and saying it's a "traffic disturbance!" on completely empty streets But the things I need are a bit trivial to get a doordash delivery for, the nearby grocery store isn't on doordash, they'll get the things from a far away grocery store and charge $8 delivery
My brother says he is deeply attracted to intelligent women but he keeps dating black girls in the navy
>>205674524so drive over there, retardo
>>205674559Their lips just look so weird
>>205674548My car is absolutely busted because it turns out cars don't work in cold weather. Who would have thought?
>>205674559Is that Burt?
>>205674559i look like him except white. not joking
>>205674583Cars work in cold weather, the fuck are you talking about retard?
>>205674543When people say "intelligent women" they mean introspective and humble women, not actually intelligent in the way that they know a lot or are good at problem solving or successful in life
>>205674616Yeah that's bullshit. You don't live up here where it's -50 degrees.
yall put fentanyl in my ibuprofen
>>205674647I've lived in Alaska and we were able to drive all we wanted. Skill issue/girl/retard
starting the week right with a mcdouble and a 2 burger deal for $8
The shooter is a wombyn?
>>205674686I don't believe you. Either way I'm not getting a new car and I just don't like driving because it just feels so faggy and girly.
>>205674708in a sense
going to shower
>>205674735I don't care what you believe because you're obviously retarded and probably a femoid
damn, garl marx roasted by his own Mother. quite an unlovable freak
>>205674708There's a shooter?
could you save her
>>205671196>Can't join the military >Couldn't complete college >Can't even wait tables >Can't find work above 13 an hour >Can't get in construction Should I commit suicide? I need to somehow get enough money for a truck so I can do my apprenticeship but I don't think I will make there because how useless I am
grandpaberg turned 82 today
>>205674864It turns out that cars shit up and die in actually cold weather. So will you post an actual solution?>busThere is no bus going that way.>UberToo expensive and frivolous just to get a couple of itemsActually I have an idea brewing. I could take advantage of doubledash in a way that will make delivery free on the far away grocery store somehow.
>>205674910Another school shooting in Wisconsin
>>205674945that's a man baby
>>205675000have you heard about the only one we had? it shocked people so much bro. such a horrible thing that kid did
>>205675174Didn't a bunch of people give up their guns cause of it?Cringe behavior desu
>>205675060uncanny resemblance with jason
Blue skies shining down, oh Lord, what can it be?You got the gift of your moraleBut you know ain't nothing's freeRed skies burning bright, it's another dark days' nightJust a prayer to blood his sacrament of everything I write
>>205675213yeah the president said everyone who owned illegal weapons could give them up without any sanctions. so cringe. owning a gume here legally is next to impossible and very expensive. it's like that in most of europe
Im n luv wit a /cum/mer
Alright I'm logging off 4chan for at least 5 daysI need to actually start studying now
she hated men and called them "moids"
>>205671196I want to kill myself but I am scared I can't fix my life at all and I am tired of life
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thought I could bypass shitty delivery fee by ordering from a restaurant with a discounted delivery fee then doubledashing but that gay nigger grocery store doesn't do doubledash and now I can't get that thing.
>>205675414ill do it if shes cute
>>2056754144 is just ridiculous
showered
I almost dated a single mother once, PHEW that was close
why is it fast asleep and not slow asleep
imagine having some 4chan creep as your stepdad yikes!
>>205675414cum and dip
>>205675570my brother uses 4chan and gets our home ip banned because he is unironically an nsfw bbc spammer
>>205675595um based
>>205675519proud of you
Its so over
>>205675595chinese?
so it's a real woman? nice. now i can admit that i want to fuck her
>>205675618we're white
>>205675595Why
>>205675519Same my hairs still dryingU smell good? I sure do>>205675595My gf used to bitch about me catching 3 days before she came over for the weekend for posting coinslot lol
>>205675619I want to fuck you
>>205675646dude he (probably) doesn't even know that i post here im not gonna ask him about his 4chan bbc bans
>>205675639Grim, you should honor kill him
>>205675672it's gay/tranny white gets fucked by bbc porn usually so its harmless and its also not on /int/ so doesn't affect me
>>205675660i want to fuck your dad
>>205675614>>205675651im norwood 4
yeah i post bbc whenever i see a white girl. problem?
gnfr im taking a nap
Me n the cum bums
>'''''mass'''''' shooting>killed a teacher and themselvesGrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmoWRMCc5jYLive Police Chase in L.A
>>205675795thanks i've been needing somthing to watch
bbc is actually hot though
>>205675795>>205675817nevermind it's over
>>205675817sorry it looks like it's almost over
>>205671196I need to get a truck for my apprenticeship and I need to do get by March 25th if not I am killing myself
the shooter was spinny
>>205675860LAME
indian architecture is extremely impressive
america makes cool stuff
>>205675965it's actually not. aesthetically it's pathetic and from an engineering perspective it's very primitive and simplistic. people love to point to the Taj Mahal as some marvel of engineer but it's child's play compared to stuff like the Roman Colosseum or Sistine Chapel. anything modern in India can be credited to the white man and his efforts to better his underlings. sad they raged and threw out their betters after they gifted them medicine, trains,electricity, and so much more.
>>205676049I miss when we made cool stuff too
You look like an Ostrich
posture check
I always thought we had less
amazon says im the next stop
>>205676079Taj Mahal isn't even Indian, it's Turko-Persian.
>>205676131La-Z-Boy reclined posture status here
>>205676195literally couldn't care less if i tried, it's all third world bullshit that should be nuked into oblivion. i hope there is a nuclear accident in India and it splatters radioactive shit across the entire country and turns them into shitzombies.
Is this real or fake?
>>2056763044real
>>205676304You look like that
that's an edit you retard
>>205676292relax timmy
>>205676292>and turns them into shitzombies.got some bad news for ya feller, they beat u to it
>>205676304It's real
>Asian women are so desperate for white guys they'll even take the troonslol
>>205676398i need to hear god's developer commentary
Kid's these days with their Zendaya's, their Sydney Sweeney's, their Jenna Ortega's, their Jennifer Lawrence's, their Florence Pugh's, their Ella Purnell's, their Elizabeth Debicki's, their Sabrina Carpenter's.
Yes i love pretty women
>>205676466Omg that's Frankie Cosmos mom
>>205675920chat is this real
The tornado that touched down in California is making me a bunch of moneyBased climate change
>"Her boyfriend says the photo that is making the rounds is not how he remembers her, and believes it was somewhat edited “to make her look worse.”lmao what is goin on
>>205676480They poop too you know.
>her boyfrienddont care anymore
>>205675750I feel a sexual tension between us
>>205676527How's the electrical grid during winter, Texas?
>>205676633prepare your angus, boy
>>205676731what does he have in his hand?
>>205676771syringe
did absolutely nothing all day
did absolutely everything today
Was planning on becoming an hero soon. But I'm considering putting it off for a few months because there's something I want to do next year. But I just know that I'll feel totally miserable until then, and afterwards as well. Not sure what to do desu.
>>205676941What do you want to do next year?
This personal art project I'm doing is taking up so much timeIt's kind of hard to explain the project The parts that look more difficult are actually easier than the parts that you might have assumed would be harder
you're not funny
>>205676941don't commit a murder
>>205676941For me I have to go to a particular country before I dieIdeally, I would have moved there, but I'm white so I'm not allowed to be an immigrant
>>205677006What's your favorite female comedian?
Catalogue has been awful today Now i remember why I quit /int/
>>205676980Visit a foreign country.
I've just gotten back in the US, and I've realized that American cheese really is shitI thought it was exaggerated, and that I could find some decent stuff at a higher price, but no. I'm completely blackpilled rn
>>205677103Learn english before you reply to me donkey
>>205677137Women aren't people, so they aren't "who"; they're "what".
>>205673196yeah
>>205677137Please, correct my question then, asshole!
>>205677103Mine is Nikki Glaser or however you spell that bitch's name
>>205677107Do you want to travel to Mexico to get a sexy Latina hooker?
>>205677122Virgin American cheeseChad Californian cheese
>>205677158You were right thoughever. See >>205677150The American has a hypercorrection in mind. Ignore it.
>>205677122>wisconsin if you can hear us, please save us wisconsin
I just want to find some good crunchy extra mature cheddar here, but no big store carries it. It's everywhere in the UKI want to kill myself
Yikes, this thread is full of depressed incels.
Girl yo pussy stank
>>205676941rooting for you, buddymy friend killed himself and I’m still sad about it
>>205677238Bro luigi-posting was soooo last week
do pussies really stink like tuna?
>>205677266yep
>>205677276i dont believe you
>>205677266my only girlfriend in my life didn't have that smell at all
Free Luigi
>>205677288smell for yourself, you'll see
the anti-luigi posting reminds me to be ever-vigilant of glowies and sarcastic retards (who unknowingly are subverted by demoralization tactics)
>>205677297what did it smell/taste like
scared for the future
FUCK JUSTIN TRUDEAU
>>205677317Luigi is a hero just like Daniel Penny
never seen a black guy named Luigiwonder when that will happen
>>205677321I know this is a bit hard to believe but it had no scent and basically no taste
>>205677325I don't like when women stare at me
>>205677411why is little in quotes
>>205677387did she spit on that thang?
i just trolled this guy
>>205677503>>205677288
is raping a guy to assert dominance gay?
>>205677530No, according to the Old Romans only the bottom part is gay.
Im canadian
>>205677577Not for long
>>205677598You'll do nuthin
Where are all the Sexycan posters?
>>205677649Taking a siesta
the number one hobby among teens now is filming prank videos in walmart
You know in cockvore porn how the vored person goes into the balls of the vorer, then they cum, and apparently the victim disappears, as though they became the semen? Is this an inherent part of cockvore or is it just a common trope, and if the latter, is there a name for it?
>>205677671no man I don't know about all that
Just rode the peloton feels gucci
>>205677730your mom said my dick feels gucci in her mouth
>>205677671its the same as voring, it doesn't necessarily includes digestion but most of the time it does
yep
>>205677671wat?
gotta pinch the tip of my penis really hard
>>205677769I see it that way most of the time, assuming that they fap and cum, the large size of the balls diminishes back to normal and the other person is just gone. I wish I knew a name for this phenomenon.
>the shooter was inspired by radfem hitlerLmao
the shooter was really a tranny done believe their lies
>>205677877I’m 90% sure that leak is fake
>>205677965New
seems like some people really REALLY want to believe that the shooter was a tranny for some reason
>>205677978is this that legendary canadian insight i've heard so much about
