>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, dad's talking to his weird internet friends again! -editionprev >>205677965
If I had a kid I’d actively advise them NOT to post here
>>205680460ntma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Semicolon#History
>>205680475If I had kids, I'd be a dictator over what and how they use the internet.
>>205680475good thing you're an incel freak
China has the One Child LawUSA has the No Child Left Behind LawBoth are failures. I propose replacing both with a hybrid>The One Child Left Behind Law
there are so many unbelievably cute girls on tinder near me and I am so fucking ugly and they will never swipe on me
>>205680496Call it the Mulligan Law. Everyone gets one do-over with a child.
Big booby mulatto woman at work said she’d date me if she was younger
is virgin cruise lines really just a cruise full of nubile virgins?
Some guy on /int/ tried to argue that eating dogs is worse than cannibalism
>>205680519Yes, and carnival cruise lines is really just a cruise full of clown ass nibbas
>>205680512Do the upsidedown picture method?
>>205680517tell her love eclipses time
i can't trust yuropoors they don't like big juicy burgers and are hellbent on saving the environment, those stupid idiots are really trying to clean the air by paying jews
>>205680496First child is conscripted into military service and trained as per the UNISOL training program. Second child is raised by the parents at their own whims, so long as it is not in a homosexual or transgender manner. Also no one is allowed to wear those stupid fucking head scarves ever again. Ever.
>>205680525it is thoughDogs are loyal to a fault and will love you without prejudice, they deserve our respect.
>>205680539No turbans, burkas, and whatever that sandnigger scarf is called.
>>205680496>China and USAhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JoC3EU_H2tc&si=nPCKLGX5IS1iTDE6
Check out my chud book
>>205680460Die glownigger bitch from india
>>205680556What's it say?
>>205680528so royal Caribbean is full of regents and monarchs? i bought their stock when it was $40 during Covid and sold it at $60 thinking i was smart but look at where it is now smdh
>>205680564>marry and have kids>AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE GLOWIE SHILL
>>205680550>>205680539Right? Wouldn't want my daughter to be a housewife instead of a used-up whore!
>>205680556
>>205680519the last thing this bitch is is virgin
>>>/r9k/79777696>>>/r9k/79777696well well well, can you IMAGINE eating this good on r9k?
>>205680576You want a jeet or terrorist wife? Why?
>>205680512just work out in the shower (while only using freezing cold water) and you will be handsome in no time
I cursed the last guy who disrespected me, he's dead now
>>205680512They don’t swipe on anyone.
>>205680576yeah because those arab bitches with headscares aren't just buckbroken cocksleeves for their husbands?
>>205680589>ice in chocolate milkYOU DISGUST ME, SIR. GOOD NIGHT.
>>205680597how is lifting weights going to help my ugly mug
>>205680601Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
>>205680574>marry modern feminist whoresI shall not.
>>205680621nobody said you had to marry a feminist, stupidass
>>205680587she could still be a virgin. you never know
>>205680570It’s a book from the DAF its purpose was to get a history and important information of companies in a German community that were in line with the Nazi party
>>205680630i know
>>205680627Most women are feminist by virtue of believing in abortion, wanting to work (and thus suppress wages) and wanting to vote.
>>205680452Capitalism is why George RR Martin won't finish the ASOIAF series. Nigga was just redditposting non-stop
>>205680637proofs
>>205680641>wanting to work (and thus suppress wages) and wanting to votethis is why you have no women
14 minutes till the drawing and I can finally go to bed
What's happening in the State of Canada now?
haha oh god
>we will never experience space flight or the unmitigated splendour of the wide open universe >we were born too late to experience the wonder of global discovery>and too early to stand a chance at galactic exploration fucking end me. peak human achievement is literal faggots cutting off their dicks and chink commies grandstanding with papier mache aircraft carriers. holy fuck.
>>205680485>Yeah I was raped 10 different times by different people in different situations across many yearsAre we supposed to take stuff like this seriously?
>>205680656twu
>>205680659I’m more mad I was born too late to live free from industrial technology
>>205680475terrible idea, the correct play is to make sure they never hear about this place at all
>>205680653TRUST THE PLANPATRIOTS STANDING BYGANADA WILL BE FREED
>>205680653Trudeau's finance minister quit because everyone recognizes he is going to lose the election badly and has destroyed the economy. Nobody wants to be holding the bag.
>>205680661maybe she just was that unlucky
>>205680653A lot of nothing.Finance Minister/Deputy PM resigned from the roles. Housing Minister said he's not running again. A retard with two other minister jobs is the new Finance Minister job, meaning that he's going to third-ass all of them.Overspent by another $20 billion over the $40 billion that we knew they were going to.Liberals are going to fail a by-election tonight.NDP said they'll vote non-confidence in March, if Trudeau doesn't get his shit together(this means an election happens)(I don't trust that they'll do this).But really, a bunch of fucking nothing, because Trudeau isn't resigning or calling an election.
>>205680653Glad someone is finally calling Canada what it actually is; a US state. Canadians actually think they're a real country and Trudeau really thinks he's a president.
>>205680683I don't even know why they would find 4chan these days, unless they got linked here by tiktok or summin
>>205680706We never claimed to be a country
>>205680475if i had a kid i'd share my porn stache with him
>>205680724these frogs are just hello kitty for 30 year old losers
>>205680706>>205680715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA
I have leftover popeyes
>>205680719why would you wear a porno mustache? you'd look gay
>>205680730rude
>>205680730
>>205680733>American cartoon making claims for Canada
>>205680688They'll choose her as leader next and say she "stood up" to him
>>205680485>Bleuel began self-harming and attempting to kill herself after she had been sexually abused at the age of 10,[4] and raped at 13. At the age of 18, Bleuel's father died from suicide, and she was subsequently released from the system.[5] In her early years in college, Bleuel was raped twice and suffered a miscarriage.[5] Bleuel suffered from alcoholism at the age of 30 and had five major suicide attempts.[4]>Bleuel died on March 23, 2017, aged 31; the cause of death was suicideDamn, what a twist....>>205680517Tell her you'd date her if she were older
Empathy is for LOSERS
So why hasnt Trudeau called an election yet?
i would murder a bucket of chicken
>>205680771>libcucks get what they deserve
2 minutes…
forget that, why haven't you called an ERECTION yet!?niiiiiiice
>>205680771built for BBC (baseball bat crushing)
>>205680778Narcissist and has more tax dollars to launder.
>>205680771white women are so fucking dumb
>>205680778 wants to be among the longest in office
>>205680782>>205680771What retard foids don't get is empathy should only be reserved for special cases and in particular though who are actually, physically in your life. and not negroes of course, but everyone knows that.
>>205680801bro its YOUR society they`re destroying
>>205680460Sweetheart, we've been over this. You don't exist and I will never bring you into existence because I have consciously organized my life in such a way as to make myself as unappealing to women as possible. Daddy never wanted you, and it's in your own best interest not to be born, least of all to someone like Daddy. Daddy is scum, and a shitty human being who neither deserves to be loved, or to love others.
>>205680778>So why hasnt Trudeau called an election yet?Why would he call an election he's sure to lose? He can quit any time he wants and doesn't need to call an election to do it. He wants to do as much damage as possible before he's forced out next October.Trump is bullying him and his faggot toadies already, it's great. I really do love America, you guys are total bros.
>>205680771He was just a misunderstood youth.... He never had a chance
>>205680815Reminds me of a black comedian saying>if you see a group of young black men walking towards you run, it’s better to be racist than dead
>>205680832needed mo money 4 dem programs
>>205680819sounds like someone needs a hug
>>205680837don't talk to me like i'm gay
>>205680816i quit caring about that a long time ago. nothing i can do about it, i'm just one guy in a country of 340 million
>>205680848
>>205680849I care too much >lamenting to my dad about the European immigrant crisis >"yea anon but you aren’t in Europe so focus on your own problems"
i did not win that sweepstakes i entered
>>205680835oh yeah that's pretty basic
>>205680873thats what, $20 in the hole now?
>>205680835
>>205680460I believe in the afterlife
>>205680886it was free to enter.
>>205680653>the governor of canada
>>205680899you must be down bad if you're worried about shitty sweepsteaks
>>205680898are there black people there?
>it's one of those type nothing into the indeed search bar and hit enter kind of nightsbros...
why are americans obsessed with our politics
>>205680730kys
my brown brazillian friend was so scared to leave quicktrip because a group of black youth were causing a ruckus outside that he called me and asked me to go to quicktrip and walk him back home
>>205680912no they go to purgatory
>>205680905low key no cap fr
>>205680918Because nothing interesting is happening there right now.
>>205680937theres a ufo and a achool shooting
>>205680924tell him to start packing
>>205680924heh, amateur
>>205680948Drones and a thing that happens almost once a day.
>>205680924>brazil national and local autist stabbed outside local KwikTrip by gang of exhuberant youths.
>>205680924>walk
what is the most unhinged general you've stumbled across?
>>205680950KEK
>>205680973/brit/ gets people posting tranny porn.
>>205680950chat is this real
>>205680973I’ve heard /bra/ is bad
>>205680924Did you walk him home gently?
>>205680973/brit/
>>205680973meant to click on /mu/ but accidentally went to /mlp/, forgot that was even a thing. those guys are fucked
>>205680653Trump just gave the Canadian MSM something to talk about for an hour.
was the shooter that spinter fellow u guys keep talking about?
People say Italians aren't white but every one in this video looks white as fuck (besides maybe that one chick)https://youtu.be/MlTMPwW_bWs?si=DMavj1GJ6HYR48pO
>>205681039No
>>205681006I actually like browsing /toy/ sometimes, like outside of the model kit ones I don't get it but they seem friendly
>>205681039yes
been ripping tremendous amounts of ass
There have supposedly been 323 school shootings this year, but 90%+ were black people so we never heard about them
>>205681006When I splitscreen 4chan and youtube, /lgbt/ is right below /a/. Sometimes I click /lgbt/ by mistake, and then barely notice the difference for at least a few wheel scrolls.
Bought three cans of light tuna, a can of sardines, and two cans of oysters
Not having much time for /cum/ these daysI feel bad and miss you guysEspecially spinny but shes been banned
>>205681076if a dog bites a man, it's not news. but if a man bites a dog...
>>205681088thats a very fishy grocery list
>>205681054we're moreso talking about sicilians who have an average of around 15% nafri dna
>>205681076Black on black violence doesn't fit their narrative, so they don't give a fuck to report on it.
>>205681090yeah and what have you been doing INSTEAD of hanging with the cumbums
>>205681108I guess. But at the same time, it's a Christian area that has been in the European sphere of influence for a long ass time. I'd say they're close enough, even if they are a bit swarthy.
>>205681076so the media waits until they find out the color of the shooter before reporting on it? Even in my /pol/ days l dont remember a lot of black school shooter happenings
>>205680973/csg/ i clicked on it thinking i could practice my spanish there but it's just one retard spamming loli
>>205681139man shut the fuck up
>>205680973are threads on b/ cheating?
>>205681114Traveled last weekend started new toil today Spend most weekends at tournaments coming up
>>205680973the polish-americans+polish-canadians sub-/cum/ that i'm about to make
>>205681157no. i've seen those twitch generals and those fuckers are insane
>open my window to air out my room>its fucking cold and I have to put on double layers to stop shivering
>>205681171The /cum/pole that lives in Canada, but doesn't think that he's white is retarded.
>>205681171i'm there dude
>>205681177who are you quoting?
>>205681183he's also the pookraine leaf and the one who spergs out about cars and lusts after troons, so obviously not a very mentally well individual
>>205681177Why does your room need to be aired out?
>>205681209don't worry about it
If you can't handle me at my chuddiest, you don't deserve me at my Chaddest
>>205680771at least she's not racist, chudster.
>>205681177open the windows. leave the roomcome back in 20 mins
well, whoever it was, its good that we have more female representation in right wing mass shootersthe youtube one had some unintelligible politics, its good we finally have one with clear political intentionsand speaking of politics, i think the damage this site did to me has been mostly healed, since i watched the new witcher trailer and i didnt even think anything of the new ciri, didnt even think gamers would get mad
>>205681238Ciri has been BOGGED
>>205681159>Spend most weekends at tournaments coming upplz tell me it's not for some gay cardgame like yugioh or summin
Are Kinder Surprise still illegal in America? How are you guys holding up?
>>205681209unwashed laundry + general overnight BO
>>205681251>Instead of a toy being encased in a chocolate egg, it is in an egg-shaped plastic package with the toy and chocolate separated. Kinder Surprise eggs are still illegal in the USA, but remain popular on the black market.
>>205681251we don't look at what we eat, we just eat. so food needs to be 100% edible.
I am constrained to nothing, I suffer nothing against my will, nor am I God's slave, but his willing follower, and so much the more because I know that everything is ordained and proceeds according to a law that endures forever. The fates guide us, and the length of every man's days is decided at the first hour of his birth: every cause depends upon some earlier cause: one long chain of destiny decides all things, public or private.
>>205681265
I'm not going to kill myself.
>>205681238you just got lucky it wasn't another insanely racist troon shooter
I think I’m having a panic attack or dissociating something feels wrong it’s not okay
Would you a dasha gf?
>>205681325nahhhhhh
>>205681325no
>>205681325not if it were actually her no
>>205681325looks like a trap ffs comedy simps are fucking pathetic it's no wonder comedy has sucked shit for the past 5 years
>>205681325why is this dasha person famous anyways
>>205681355sailor moon
>>205681354if it were a trap you'd think >she were funny because it'd be a male
>>205681322based, dissociating feels great>>205681325need an in dept analysis on how these types of white women developi need to know what makes them act like leftist menshe /inspo/ tho follow her on insta
>>2056813253 digit body count btw
>>205681355sorry I meant her interview while cosplaying as sailor moonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THUFzmmKMPs
>>205681322This leaf needs a red pill immediately. Does anyone have one?
>>205681377not bad for a modern womyn
>>205681406It's over 500 she has admitted it herself
does everyone agree now that hippies were retarded?
>>205681379huh. well that's summin
>>205681434Now? They've always been retarded.
>I can't do it anymore Justin>these seats in Parliament are just too small!
get away from me, incel!
>>205681443She's a real hobbit
Dedos de mantequilla
>>205681355Has what used to be a leftist podcast, now it's funded by Peter Theil and she phones it in as a rightoid while collecting checks from dumb arthoes who claim to hate her but give her money anyway
>>205681434i agree with them that we should be able to do heroin at taco bell, seems reasonable
>>205681454>It'll be hard without my parliamentary clothing budget, these plus size skirts aren't cheap
>>205680653PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET US BE A STATE
>>205681456how does someone start a leftist podcast and then go right women are insane
>>205681455trabajas, mexicano, trabajas
>>205681483lts not a woman thing, Dave Rubin and Joe Rogan have both done the same
>>205681481yeah nah you'll just vote for democrats
I fly like paper, get high like planesIf you catch me at the border, I got visas in my nameIf you come around here, I make 'em all dayI get one done in a second if you waitSometimes I think sittin' on trainsEvery stop I get to, I'm clocking that gameEveryone's a winner, we're making our fameBona fide hustler making my name
my body count is only two atmhowever, starting next year, im gona make sure that by the time im 35, that number is AT LEAST in the three digit bracketneed to live the decade i wasted in dysphoric hell
>>205681489>>205681489Dave Rubin is a literal cocksucking faggot with a gay husband who adopted a child to groom and abuse. He is anything but a Conservative, he's just a grifter like Shapiro.
Just had a porn site ask me to sign up for their email news letter
>>205681512>that number is AT LEAST in the three digit bracketand how do you plan on achieving that?
>>205681519can I unsubscribe from your blog?
>>205681520He's Mexican. Obviously rape.
they literally copy the melody from songs, they call it sampling and its legal, crazy
>>205681485You are gay
>>205681520umm by engaging in consensual casual sexual encounters???u know, when two people like each other very much...
>>205681523It may take us up to 10 days to process your unsubscribe request
Did I go too far today?>Zoomers gets hired as an intern>Have to look after him for a few hours today>Decide I'm gonna haze him>Bring up my phone and make him watch a Harlem shake video full volume in the officeKid was beet fucking red. I was gonna do Gangnam style, might do it tomorrow.
>>205681532wut
New Yorker cartoon
>>205681533how old are you now?
There is no evidence to support the claim that there is a difference between Indian men and Mexican men.
>>205681540YAMEROOOOOOO
>>205681547I don't get it
>>205681557sexo, with the mejicana of course
>>205681557ALE LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW?!?!?!
>>205681547thats not even slightly funny
USA on the right, the Great State of Canada on the left
>>20568154825>>205681557sadly truei could post the hellhole that is grindr, but i wont cuz i dont have the app rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk0M0PsaTLk
What do you guys think of the coat of arms I made in ck3?
>>205681584>USA>not the black oneX to Doubt.
this shit SLAPS
>>205681547LOL!
>>205681588>1 per monthdoable, I'd say.
>>205681594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
>>205681588so you're gay like indians too??? wtf
omg i farted and it stinks really bad
Thinking of changing up my deodorant. Currently using basic Old Spice stick but looking for something a little more...bold.Please leave suggestions for me in a direct reply to this post.
>>205681658RESIGN!!!
>>205680649>no womenI have a girlfriend lol. And she didn't vote.
>>205681658I suggest you stop posting AI waifus.
>>205681658i only no smell antiperspirant and some anti bacterial powder, if i wanted to smell of something (i dont) i'd use perfume
>>205681658my semen
>>205681658literally just rub some baking soda into your armpits. it absorbs moisture and neutralizes odors.
>>205681658Just eat a lot of beans, your farts with mask the BO.
nothing is going to happen
>>205681702Never understood this. I eat beans all the time but what gives me gas is usually sugar
>>205681714what do you normally add your sugar in?
>>205681711what should i do with this information?
Benis.
>>205681733NOTHING. IS GOING. TO HAPPEN.
>>205681737
>>205681747:3 lol fugggg
>>205681748the canadian dream xD
>>205681758
I once witnessed a thing happen. To ensure my anonymity, I cannot reveal additional details.
>>205681788I don't believe you.
>>205681783ohhhhh nooo nidemareded
ho ho ho :DDDmerry christmas :DDD
>>205681714
maybe I should just claim asylum in the usa if it's so easy
Finnish Cultural Dominance
>>205681810I like spurdo and considered building a spurdo collection but i've already got a pretty good pepe collection going and felt it would just be too much to take on right now. Maybe some day.
>>205681823Sanna C&BT and gentle femdom
>>205681832This anon gets it
Soviet cinema was kinda kino, ngl
>>205681832sanna sph cei joi findom cuck
All facts about Canada other than there are lots of Indians have left my brain
sick pump skull fuckmurder and AIDS
>>205681726In baked goods
just got an indecipherable (you) from a chinamen
>>205681846>>205681832mid + dead eyes
Having bud light for the first ever time tonight. It's not bad. Do you guys think I should get fucked up tonight, or just call it quits after the first beer? It's 12:30 here.
>>205681876show us alive eyes
>>205681877>just call it quits after the first beer? It's 12:30 here.>t. weasel
>>205681876you are gay
>>205681877Shotgun 3 beer right now, then decide.
>>205681869that's right, when you don't understand what's going on it's everyone else's problem, not yours
>>205681877>bud lightyoure gonna need like 5 of those just to get a buzz
Do a little dance
>>205681913cum con sex con sexo con cum consexo con cum con cum con sex
>>205681898There's only two more in the fridge. I was gonna switch to some sort of liquor. Also I have to be somewhere at 3 pm tomorrow.
just recieved a (you) from a schizophrenic chinamen
>>205681913
>>205681877>bud lightGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYDoes your mom know you suck cock?
>>205681908I haven't been drinking much at all this year and I'm a lightweight regularly, so I'm already buzzed.
Jewnited States can't beat Houthis LOLHohol can't beat Russia LOLpiggers are getting the tap turned off when Trump is sworn in
>>205681936jeez. how tiny are you?
>>205681877How about never getting "fucked up" again, Anon? How about getting on a career track? How about starting a family?
>>205681936>I'm already buzzed.
>>205681825there's brobably a download you could find with a lot of them :DDD
>>205681952>How about starting a family?
>>205681936>>205681955
>>2056819516ft tall and I think 160lbs, not sure I haven't checked in a while.>>205681952I failed a college class and none of my job applications got a response. It's over.
>>205681973>none of my job applications got a responseevery day of my life for the last 9 months
>>205681940can't tell if bots or thirdies are making these posts
Reminder for those of you drinking:
>>205681973>6ftnibba, im taller than you and a light drinker as well yet I'd need 3 bottles just to feel the tiniest of buzzes
>>205681994>gets blurry at the endI DO NOT CONSENT TO YOUR MALE ON MALE RAPE!
THERES A FUCKING DRONE IN MY TOILET AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>205682002Like I said, I've had less than 10 drinks this whole year.
>>205682016cum on it
whos the prettiest women in the world in ur opinion?
>>205682016A bee drone or a robot drone?
>>205682029you, my messssssican cummy bummy
>>205682016You know what do. Drop a payload on it.
>>205681973>I failed a college class and none of my job applications got a response. It's over.That's a tough situation. But instead of getting drunk, why not teach yourself a useful skill tonight?
>>205682029Im not posting her because she's my onitis and I wont let you neanderthals doxx or harass her
>>205681512>wasted in dysphoric hellAle finally admitted he's not a tranny?
>>205682056No one cares about your mom.
Alcohol is so underwhelming for me It feels like I need to drink so much for it to be enjoyable, and the line between enjoyable and sick is very thin.
>>205682065nigga your reading comprehension is quite subpar
>>205682053He's teaching himself how to get drunk. He's learning how to become a high functioning alcoholic. It's training.
>>205682065wat
new>>205682070>>205682070>>205682070new
>extremely pretty friend>called me at 4am>I missed the call>texted her back 2 days later saying sorry at midnight >she immediately responded and asked what I'm doing tonight>said nothing >she said same and she's really bored>just left on readWhy am I such a coward?
New>>205682085
i'm the main character of america but people keep treating me like i'm an npc :\
>>205682029who cares?
>>205681881
