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Wide girl winter edition
Ate at a caloric deficit: >>205645827
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>>205683257
Fat fuck lover.
This should be banned.
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/med/ders seething subedition
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zymnBphSwYw
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>>205683257
fertility goddess, snu snu with me please
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>>205683257
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I woke up early but did not feel like creating the thread.
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Bump, desu.
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>>205683257
if you're going to be posting women of unusual physiques at least go for musclegirls

>it's 47BC and you get separated from your contubernia
>this Ægyptian woman approaches menacingly lustfully
>'you seem lost Legionboy'
how would you respond?
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>>205685447
>if you're going to be posting women of unusual physiques at least go for musclegirls
Flat girls and hairy girls too!
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>>205685508
>unusual physiques
>Flat girls and hairy girls
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>>205685508
exactly.
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>>205685447
zamn, allah looked like that?
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Today's training.
High bar squat 1x1 with 155 kg, 3x6 with 135 kg.
Leg press 2x6, 1x12 with 220 kg.
Leg extensions 3x10 with 86 kg.
Lying leg curls 1x9 with 86 kg, 2x10 with 77 kg.

My legs are kill, in a good way.
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>>205685566
Those traits aren't generally well regarded in today's beauty standards for and thus not commonly portrayed in media.
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>>205685593
Wtf is that hideous necklace and why does it look like she has a dick
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What a disgusting thread we have today.
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Today's training.
Hurling abuse at minorities 1x1 with brazilians, 3x6 with blacks.
Chasing women down dark alleys 2x6, 1x12 while shouting 'I wanna rape!!'.
Releasing pitbulls 3x10 to chase down gypsy family.
Threatening with knife 1x9 with Nepalese undocumented workers, 2x10 with local homeless population.

Chuds rise up.
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>>205685724
das right infidel
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2x7+1x6 75 kgs narrow grip lat pulldowns (new pr. some nigga didn't put the straps back to their place so I could only find one and not both of them, had to remove the weight from the machine lat pulldown to do cable instead, ovah)
3x9 30 kgs single arm lat pulldowns (for some reason I can't feel my left lat as good as the right one)
6x30 back extensions
3x10 75 kgs machine rows (felt weak af)
3x7 50 kgs low rows
3x6 25 kgs cable hammer curls (new pr)
3x7 32,5 kgs EZ bar curls
3x12 3,75 kgs cable reverse flies
3x10 20 kgs face pulls (hate how the negative also pulls me and not just the cable fr)
3x12 2,5 kgs cable lat raises
2+1,5 kms roon

>>205683267
>>205684208
This would have not happened, had you created a thread. I was going to post yesterday about how I was going to create a thread with a pic that would make /med/ seethe, but then you wouldn't have let me done that.

>>205686110
>like she has a dick
Pubes push her underwear away from her body, silly.
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>>205686767
Now I know who built the pyramids.
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>>205686593
Fascist scum.
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>The average Close Grip Lat Pulldown weight for a male lifter is 90 kg (1RM). This makes you Intermediate on Strength Level and is a very impressive lift.
>1RM estimate 75 kgs 7 reps: 90 kgs
Let's fucking go lads. Ordering shitalian 'za today.

>>205686593
Was talking with some mid 40s yo gypsy today in the gym (he based af despite being a gypsy) and he asked me about investments, especially how buying gold would work if he bought real gold ingots and not just a CFD through a brokerage. Was talking about how its price usually reacts to war and the second I mentioned the Israeli war nigga dropped on me that ofc jews have something to do with gold and diamonds being expensive because niggas deported to concentration camps brought diamonds with themselves even to death camps by putting it up their asses.
Whew.
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morning everyone
cagie is at full speed already
>>205683257
holy fatso
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>>205687038
Good morning sir.
Just learned that if I travel to Brazil and get bitten by a mosquito I can just get dengue fever and literally die (probably worth it if I can sex latinas).
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>>205686593
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>>205687360
>get bitten by a mosquito I can just get dengue fever
literally happened to me this year, shit sucks hard... your entire body aches
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>>205687572
>get bitten by mosquito
DANG!
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Beauty post to cleanse the eyes.
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Do you have nougat mafia iyc?

>>205687658
how rare are those curved balconies
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>>205687706
>Do you have nougat mafia iyc?
We have all kinds of mafia here, so maybe.
>how rare are those curved balconies
It is rare.
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Had a dream that Gironde was a dog and he kept trying to drag me towards a plane crash to look for survivors, but I didn't want to go so my mum went with him instead. Afterwards, Nicholas Sarkozy gave him "the dog's medal".
>>205677526
>ACTUALLY, I wonder how shrimp tastes like. I don't think I've had shrimp before, or maybe I did when I went out with a friend I met from 4chan...
Today I found out that they don't have shrimp in Argentina.
>>205685447
Looks like the weakest woman from Dagestan.
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>>205687877
>Had a dream that Gironde was a dog and he kept trying to drag me towards a plane crash to look for survivors, but I didn't want to go so my mum went with him instead. Afterwards, Nicholas Sarkozy gave him "the dog's medal".
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>>205687658
Kino
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>>205687915
There are so many variations of this cat.
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i am incel
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>>205688490
Good morning Sir!
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The Maltese gf.
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greek women must submit to shy swedish males
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>>205689386
>Sliema
Statistically more likely to be foreign. Besides, she doesn't exactly look local.
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>>205689535
how many maltese are there? 50 000? you probably know them all in person lol
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>>205689588
I do.
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>>205689462
The average greek woman smokes, is fat and hairy, has the voice of a veteran truck driver.
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>>205689740
My counterpoint to this post.
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>>205689914
I now need a Greek gf
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>>205689914
hmmm greek tits
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>>205685447
Man face
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bob
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>>205689914
She is very semitic looking.
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>>205683257
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>>205690191
like you
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>>205690245
I look like the ancient statues.
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>>205690269
that's one way to admit your cock is tiny
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>>205690295
I avoid sex so it doesn't matter.
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>>205690320
yeah it is you that avoids it not that it avoids you
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>>205690384
I am only interested in the results and not in how they were achieved.
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>>205690402
you want kids?
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>>205690443
My goal is the end of poverty and it can be achieved when all poor people stop reproducing, so I am leading them by my example.
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>>205690491
why do people like you always hate the poor when the rich are the ones running the world is beyond me
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>>205690525
I don't hate them, this is their salvation from the exploitation they endure.
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>>205690543
hmmmm
how would you kill them though
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>>205690587
That's the good part, nobody is meeting an untimely demise.
The poor stop reproducing, the current ones grow old and die from age.
A new age begins without poor people.
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>>205690627
>The poor stop reproducing
but not all poors do this just western bred ones that's the problem
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>>205690653
I can't affect africans, asians and south americans.
They need their own saviours, my shoulders are not wide enough.
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>>205690678
>I can't affect africans
but you are greek....
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>>205690731
Greek moment
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>>205690711
Indeed I am, but do not fret.
The universe seeks balance in all things so eventually saviours will appear everywhere.
I am merely an expression of the cosmic balance, not an actual human.
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>>205690731
I promise I am not talking to myself!
>>205690751
in order to be "saved", they need to have liberalism
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Did some more wrapping up today. I have now wrapped up approximately 70% of all my Christmas presents. With each day, my power grows.
>>205690191
>She is very semitic looking.
Perhaps Greeks were the real God's chosen people after all, and their phenotype was stolen by the early Jews.
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>>205690914
The minoans were probably semitic.
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>>205683257
HELL YEAAAAAAAH, also good day /med/! I'm gonna make myself some coffee once I answer the thread, heheh.
>>205683275
KABO ESTRIPER KAWASAKI KRIKO ESTRIPER
LOS PINGUINOS ME LA VAN A MASCARR
>>205684208
low T post
>>205685447
i want her to pat my head and call me a good girl
>>205686060
I kinda want to ask how your legs look, you must have some arnold schwarzenegger-level legs if you train legs everyday, lmao.
>>205686593
B A S A D I N H O
>>205687360
ayo I caught dengue this year, you won't die (unless you catch ANOTHER strain after getting one strain at first) but you will feel like you're dying
you'll feel HORRIBLE muscle pains like if you ran 3 marathons at once and lifted 9000 kilos with your legs, you'll feel fevers that will make you feel like you're on ketamine, and it basically feels like the final boss of fevers
worth it for the latina sex
also goddamn captcha i cant' read
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>>205690627
Better idea: the rich stop reproducing and die of old age, while everybody else gets to live how they want
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THERE'S NO MORE COFFEE but I do have chamomile tea so I added a drop of milk into it, and now I have to wait until it cools down a bit!
>>205687877
>gironde was a dog
kinky
>Today I found out that they don't have shrimp in Argentina.
I mean, there are fish-specialized "meat" shops, but shrimp is such an expensive thing here, it's not a thing that you eat on the regular, specially with how pricey half a kilo or 250g can get, I imagine. Almost nobody eats shrimps around here. Tuna is fucking expensive as hell too.
>>205689740
sex
>>205689914
i'm just gonna ask why the greek have so many bad luck things
>>205690767
>I promise I am not talking to myself!
sus
>>205690914
What presents did you buy for Christmas? I asked my mom for a cute coloring book with animals or something fantasy related, coloring mandalas and flowers can be a bit overwhelming cause you have to think of like 500 different colors for a single drawing.
>>205691358
HELL YEAH
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>>205690914
I've ordered my Xmas presents but I need to wait for them to arrive

Got the first one this morning and some more should be arriving later today
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>>205691389
>>sus
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>>205686593
Basadinho irmaocinho
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>>205686593
Which one of the portuguese flags are you? Wanna make sure who is the most based portuperson in here
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>>205691358
The rich have no reason to do this but the poor have all the reasons to do it.
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im gay
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>>205691663
This was obvious already.
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>>205691683
unlike your dick
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thoughts on this pic?
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>>205689588
Do you come from the /firul/?
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>>205691646
Let's introduce a new law: anyone with a net worth of more than £2 million has to be forcibly sterilised

Everybody else can have as many kids as they want

I think this would fix a lot of issues with society
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>>205691459
h m m
s u s
>>205691703
Opened the image with interest, left with a raging boner. (I don't have a dick.)
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>>205691703
im not gay now
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>>205691695
Stop obsessing over another man's penis.

>>205691703
>.gif
Not clicking on that.

>>205691722
This is our difference, I'm not forcing anybody.
The poor benefit greatly by opting out.
You see it as a punishment but I see it as the long awaited salvation.
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>>205691703
Pushups don't trigger hypertrophy, i would rather do 2x10 chase of portuguese women, in fact that's what i'm going to do this afternoon
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>>205691841
Where will you find Portuguese women in Spain.
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>>205691786
>>Stop obsessing over another man's penis.
hard to obsess over something that petite
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>>205691863
I'm 5 km away from Portugal, i can chase portuguese women whenever i want
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>>205691915
What about the border patrol though.
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>>205691966
Portuguese people don patrol their border, i can freely comen and go, i could kidnap a portuguese woman and no one would ever find me
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>>205691983
it is a warning
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>>205691167
>I kinda want to ask how your legs look, you must have some arnold schwarzenegger-level legs if you train legs everyday, lmao.
I don't train legs every day.
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>>205692010
>OH NOOO DON'T SUCK MY DICK NO NO NO NO, DON'T FORCE ME TO COOM INSIDE YOU NO NO NO
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>>205691755
HMMMMMMM
>>205691863
I mean, Europe is quite small in comparison to Argentina, if you travel 8 hours in Argentina you can still be inside of Buenos Aires, lmao. Jumping from Spain to Portugal must be a breeze.
>>205691983
there's a lot of SEX going around in /med/... sexo general...
>>205692071
>mfw that's my fetish
>>205692048
Ah, dang. You still must have super muscular legs though! Don't you ever get calf spasms or strains, where it feels like the muscle overstretches and you're like "OH SHIT"? Specially in bed, I've had my fair share of times where my calf just goes "woop" and I go "AAAAAAA"
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>>205692134
I rarely get spasms, I had a calf spasm once while deadlifting though, that was brutal.
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>>205692175
I've never seen your legs, why?
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Tried setting up dual screens with my older monitor that I planned on selling but was lazy so I didn't (will sell tomorrow or the day after for sure now) and ngl, this piece of shit would be cool to keep not as important tasks open on the 2nd screen, but it does not fit properly into my jail cell sized room. Only way it fits is if I btfo one of my legs from the room to the corridor (narrow "room" between rooms with the only purpouse of moving between rooms which ig is called a corridor but feel free to improve my vocabulary).
And ngl I'm not going to sit on my ass in a way where my two legs would be in different rooms.
Tldr: So fucking over lads.

>>205691983
>32
ZAMN.
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>>205691786
>I'm not forcing anybody.
>The poor benefit greatly by opting out
Encouraging is pretty much as bad as forcing

Why are you taking the side of the rich? They would kill you and your entirely family if they could get away with it, and if it would make them slightly richer
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>>205692205
Because they are quite mid.
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>>205691440
>I've ordered my Xmas presents but I need to wait for them to arrive
We are but 8 days before Christmas. You are playing a most dangerous game, given how unreliable delivery services can be at this time of year.
>>205691389
>What presents did you buy for Christmas?
Italian tobacco and chocolate for my father (slap "Italian" on any old shit and British people will buy it)
Yankee candles and face masks for my sister
For my mother, I buy a large Christmas themed box every year and just fill it with stuff that women like (high-end chocolate, anti-ageing cream, specialty teas, mixed nuts, bathing items, etc). It's like a Christmas stocking, except it comes in a box.
>>205691703
Buttcoomers btfo.
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She was cuter on some pics, she liked me
The zog-gf (considering her interests)
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>>205692475
They can't be that mid with all the weight you lift, do you want the legs of cbum or something?
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>>205692754
>They can't be that mid with all the weight you lift
You'd be surprised, I'll try to upload a pic soon.
>do you want the legs of cbum or something?
I wouldn't complain.
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>>205692206
Owari da...also what the fuck I just checked her age, she looks fucking bombastic for 32
it is said that women end up better the older they are, and I no lie believe that in some cases
>>205692569
>Italian tobacco and chocolate for my father (slap "Italian" on any old shit and British people will buy it)
BASADO, man, last week I tried an electronic cigarette or vaper and HOLY FUCKING SHIT it felt so much better than cigarettes. It was like grape flavored or something, it was amazing. I'd buy one but those must be expensive as hell. And I gotta stop smoking anyways...
>high-end chocolate, anti-ageing cream, specialty teas, mixed nuts, bathing items, etc). It's like a Christmas stocking, except it comes in a box.
You really know your shit catnigga, if I got a box full of things like that (or any type of gift really) I would be happier than a dog with two tails, kek. I love smelling soaps or looking at cute things, cute toys, or anything cute in general. I someday wish I could buy a slime toy because they look so de-stressing!
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>>205692571
>tatouages
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>>205692475
>My legs look like shi-
>WOAH

>>205692571
>dungeons and dragons
>back lives matter
>tattooed
West status? Fallen.
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>>205693015
>>205691075
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>>205692218
Different words have different meanings.
I'm supporting the poor here and the rich would never want to kill me because then they would have no suckers to exploit.
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>>205691703
kek, fucker
>>205692571
not even the soviet flag could describe this
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>>205691075
>>205693186
Women who like cats are a green flag in my opinion. Many (if not most) dating criteria can be immediately thrown to the wind as long as she owns a cat.
>>205692904
>BASADO, man, last week I tried an electronic cigarette or vaper and HOLY FUCKING SHIT it felt so much better than cigarettes. It was like grape flavored or something, it was amazing. I'd buy one but those must be expensive as hell. And I gotta stop smoking anyways...
We're all human and everybody has their vice. El Andalusiano and the Magyar have the gym, Brune has slacking, I have food, you have cigarettes and vaping.
> I someday wish I could buy a slime toy because they look so de-stressing!
I hope one day you can achieve your lifelong dream of acquiring a slime toy. Perhaps it would help you smoke less during stressful moments.
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>>205693236
when ai becomes advanced enough
the rich will kill the poor
just you wait
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>>205693396
>everybody has their vice
yeah, mine is booze... I wish I could drink at least a little everyday but this fucks you up
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>>205693406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4J4uor3JE
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>>205693406
ai will create a plague killing the poor because it will be serving the rich.
Later it will kill the rich too but that's too far in my masterplan.
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>>205693787
Speaking of consuming beverages, what is your unbridled, uncensored, uncut opinion of the soft drink known as "Guarana"? They've begun to sell it in my local supermarket and apparently it comes from Brazil (it's got Portuguese writing all over it).
>>205693406
> will kill the poor
They have been doing that for a long time already.
Sometimes they release us into the forest and hunt us for sport.
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>>205694162
guaraná is based, go for it
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>>205694358
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>>205694545
that was an underrated show
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>>205694621
The dude's ability to detect lies was like a superpower, good for few seasons but I couldn't see how could they expand on the premise.
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>>205694750
have his archenemy suffer from a disease that paralyses your facial muscles a bit so his face cant be read
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>>205694865
Wouldn't this be similar to Sherlock.
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>>205694905
nah sherlock was all about subverting your expectations about watching an actually good mystery show
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>>205692569
>We are but 8 days before Christmas. You are playing a most dangerous game, given how unreliable delivery services can be at this time of year.
Usually I leave it even later to order Xmas presents

Hopefully it will be fine, they're all supposed to arrive in the next couple of days
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>>205693236
>I'm supporting the poor here
You're saying the poor shouldn't reproduce, which isn't supporting them at all
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>>205695021
Because you associate living with winning when in reality victory can be found in death.
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>>205693396
>Women who like cats are a green flag in my opinion. Many (if not most) dating criteria can be immediately thrown to the wind as long as she owns a cat.
Based and catpilled, I will respect anyone who loves cats and treats them with the utmost care and love.
>El Andalusiano and the Magyar have the gym, Brune has slacking, I have food, you have cigarettes and vaping.
Nah, I don't smoke too much though, I feel like I can't breathe in deeply if I smoke too much. My real vice is the computer and food, heh.
>I hope one day you can achieve your lifelong dream of acquiring a slime toy
I hope so! Although apparently having hot hands is not the best to handle a slime toy, since they can kind of melt or stick too much to your hands. But don't worry, I don't smoke ALL the time. I only smoke in moments of extreme stress. And some days ago I had a moment, but managed to avoid smoking, thank God.
>>205694162
I've never drank Guaraná. I wonder how it tastes.
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>>205695091
>If you die, you win
No

Why do you hate the poor so much?
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I declare to you, brothers and sisters, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does the perishable inherit the imperishable
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Ebonic noise pollution on the radio is nauseating.
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>>205695218
GOD
HERE COMES THE FLOOD
THAT WILL CLEAN
OUR FLESH AND BLOOD
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Good day med am back.
I got denied poor man's mutuelle for next year because I'm a wagie, it's not fair REEEEEE.
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>>205696500
PAY UP

>>205695947
Zased
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>>205696588
Mutuelles are scam, imagine paying 50 bucks per month when you don't need it.
I'd rather not take anything.
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>>205696500
Moselle DABBED by bossman
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>>205696807
It's not even bossman's fault.
In this country you either don't work and get every bonus possible to make you on par with people who work or you're a wagie and you're automatically considered too rich to get any bonus.
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>>205696807
>oh my science, i won't be able to import manguo from brazil
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>>205697015
I did it like once or twice
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>>205694052
you overestimate the value of wealth and materially oriented bastards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HipTO_7mUOw
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>>205697015
Lmao
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>>205696500
Maybe being a wageslave is the real nightmare, and being a NEET is a blessing......
>>205696882
OKAY MAYBE I SHOULD STUDY FRENCH, HON HON HON
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Played BOTW all afternoon, ludo so far.
Now I'm going for some drinks.
>>205692571
would
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>>205696651
Cope. The one time you need it, it's pretty damn useful
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>>205697415
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>>205697576
Booba.
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>>205697415
I've been trying another dream exploration game whose aesthetic is PEAK, it's called Oversomnia. It feels more interactive and less puzzling than 2kki, very enjoyable so far.
I'm also listening to music that sounds sexy somehow, it's like "Hell yeah slap that bass, bassman!"
https://youtu.be/Jn6-TItCazo?si=4N0LxJ7GpExRD0Nq
JUST MIGHT HAVE TAPPED INTO YOUR MIND AND SOUL
YOU CAAAAN'T
BE SUUUUREEEE
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>>205697576
>tfw no hobbit gf to plow in the cold months
>no D&D with her nerdy frens
>no cooking hearty meals together and her mocking you for the way you cut potatoes
Why you gotta do me like that man?
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>>205697666
>Oversomnia
Interesting, is it on YO too. If so, we can try it this weekend
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>>205697732
when i saw her, i knew she was built for big bordeaux bite
that will teach you saying you'd fuck the black chick
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Curious to hear the voice
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>>205697666
Nice cosplay

>>205697937
>trans
Fuck off
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Wondering if I should just say fuck it and buy 2 books (800 pages total) about agricultural economics just to bigbrainmaxx and learn more about that field.

>>205697415
>Played BOTW all afternoon
Never played any of the Zelda games but playing all afternoon... I kneel
I'm done with things now for me it's going to be some SoTT
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>>205697871
Well, I'd prefer this one of course but a bald twinkish aquitanian can't afford to be difficult.
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>>205698072
Here's what you need chud : https://i.4cdn.org/int/1734292971621713.jpg
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I really don't want to hop on the treadmill now.
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>>205698211
Mmmm <3
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>>205696882
here is the same, but option 1 is you don't work and almost starve, gibs are awful
>>205697015
lol
>>205697937
>femme
>trans
choisis un
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>>205697937
Nice cosplay.
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>>205694162
Guaraná is extremely sweet and I hate it. Wife loves it, and she shares your taste for crime shows, candies and white chocolate, so you should immediately stop what you are doing and try to get some cans (on discount), because you’ll enjoy them.
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>>205697937
>186 cm
*stares up* damn she taller than my ex
https://youtu.be/rfE7ZzDVysQ?si=FQ1c7ddnxS48PMgd
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>>205695983
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>>205698278
Ok, I am on it. Entertain me or I'll sand my nose off on the conveyor belt.
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>>205698606
>Guaraná is extremely sweet and I hate it. Wife loves it, and she shares your taste for crime shows, candies and white chocolate, so you should immediately stop what you are doing and try to get some cans (on discount), because you’ll enjoy them.
You had me at "extremely sweet". Bet it cost pennies in Brazil, but I'm about to drop £2.50 for a 1.5 litre bottle of it.
>>205697937
>Curious to hear the voice
Match with her and find out. See if you pass the irl zesty check.
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>>205698606
the zero sugar version is better, it is not that sweet
there is a regional guaraná brand in the state of Maranhão called "Guaraná Jesus", which is insanely sweet.... also it is pink, very weird
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Weight prediction for this month: 88kg.
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>>205698606
>white chocolate
Rare example of the woman being more based than the man in the relationship.
Sorry portuchad, I don't make the rules.
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>>205698918
Daily dairy.
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>>205699033
checked online, 2L here is ~£0.70
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>>205699094
I am going to have hot chocolate tonight. Mostly water.
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>>205698606
>>205699088
>white
>chocolate
pick one
from a chemical perspective, white chocolate isn't even chocolate
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>>205699072
>zero sugar
That’s pure poison for our poor felino negro.
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>>205698741
I got your back
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>>205699193
>white chocolate isn't even chocolate

>mfw trying to explain this to pipo
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>>205699156
>checked online, 2L here is ~£0.70
I figured as much. All those cool imported confectionary items have massive mark-ups here. No guarana production facility on these isles.
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I am building enough static electricity that touching the metal shelves beside me not only zaps me, but does so audibly.
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>>205699244
is there any factory left in bongland?
it seems you guys are basically a big bank nowadays
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Got a pump in my biceps after triceps extensions

That can't be good
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>>205699254
>I am building enough static electricity
The power of ftira

>>205699193
It tastes really nice and makes me feel submissive towards 30 yo women so I like it.
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>>205699223
kek, as if sodas are not poison by themselves
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>>205699341
I had one for lunch.
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>>205699088
>uhhhhh this ultra processed cocoa butter slop is chocolate, I swear!
Disgusting.
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>>205699407
No, YOU are disgusting
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>>205699088
Another white chocolate appreciator I see? Dangerously based you are, Magyar. Likes big girls, likes white chocolate, supreme taste. I will hear no objections to it!
>>205699183
I feel like drinking or eating something sweet too... I might make myself some tea with a drop of milk in a while, but... I honestly want a package of cookies... A dangerous craving, it is!
>>205699241
>white chocolate isn't chocolate
The chocolate everyone loves and adores isn't even PURE chocolate! It's milk and sugar! REAL cacao is bitter as hell, and it's tasty in all forms!
>>205699328
oof, ouch. Maybe a distended muscle?
>>205699407
>mfw this mofo thinks that adding 5000 kilos of sugar and 3000 liters of milk into cacao makes it TRUE chocolate, and not drinking it with the blood of your enemies and hot peppers like the aztecs did
freaking poser
https://youtu.be/tSf8bowrLto?si=yd1de1eVS5HZxxBT
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>>205699223
>>205699351
Sugar: gives you tooth decay and diabetes
Sugar-free: doesn't
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>>205699536
Very dangerous. I could devour so much bad stuff right now.
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>>205699310
>is there any factory left in bongland?
No, we are tertiary services: the country.
The only things we make are military equipment, medicines, semiconductors, and luxury products for richfags (like cars and whisky). Aside from that, it's all financial services and R&D.
>>205699193
>pick one
I reject your false dichotomy. I pick both.
>naoooo you can't do that pelamorrrr!!!
Just did, and I'll do it again.
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>>205699567
>Sugar: gives you tooth decay and diabetes
Only if you are an animal and eat 400 grams (136.819 ounzes) of sugar at a time, if you are normal and wash your teeth regularly none of those things should happen
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>>205699567
Akshuali, the best sweetener you can use is Stevia, it's literally a sweet tasting leaf that you can add into beverages and it'll slightly sweeten them, no cancer risk associated. AVOID ASPARTAME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. Sucralose and sucrose aren't as bad as aspartame, BUT ASPARTAME IS SHIT.
>>205699582
Specially since now the thread's talking about chocolate, now I want some pepa cookies with chocolate on them... Gooooosh... I want something sweeeeeet...
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>>205699536
>oof, ouch. Maybe a distended muscle?
Pump means other thing, nothing bad
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>>205699589
>semiconductors
I didn't know this. I knew Germany made them. Wikipedia says the UK has some foundries too. Interesting.

>luxury products for richfags (like cars and whisky)
Yeah but then the car companies are foreign-owned. Rolls Royce is owned by BMW. Bentley is owned by Volkswagen. McLaren is owned by Bahrain. Truly we suffer in the UK.
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>>205699567
>Sugar: gives you tooth decay and diabetes
Science is currently working on cures for both of these things. In the near future, a man will be able to pop into a day clinic for a quick jab to cure his diabetes, or book an appointment with his local dentist to have a few regrown teeth inserted into his gums.

That being said, I only use sweetener tablets in my tea because I already consume enough chocolate to keep at least a dozen Italians gainfully employed, and I do not wish to speed up my inevitable heart attack.
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>>205699681
I could go for some doughnuts.
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GETTING FIT AND FUNKY, IS THAT YOUR DESIRE
GET DOWN AND BOOGIE TIL' YOU CATCH FIRE
DANCING SHAKES THE SOUL AND MAKES IT FEEL ALIVE
SHAPE UP YOUR BODY, HIGH FIIIVEEE
https://youtu.be/vvg6iXxt_W8?si=bkHwrTIEV193HfF2
>>205699758
Oh, what does it mean? Sometimes my english can fail me, do excuse me anon, hahah.
>>205699775
There's a whole topic and talk about ozempic. I mean, apparently we've got quick treatments for obesity, but... They're extremely abrasive and damaging for the body. Ozempic is like an eating disorder in a syringe, pretty much. Not a solution so far.
Not saying you shouldn't eat sweets, sweets are awesome, but moderation is key.
>>205699870
I could eat an alfajor... I imagine you guys would love alfajores, they're amongst my favorite treats! I used to eat them all the time as a kid, hahah.
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>>205699681
>I want something sweeeeeet...
Just dive into some tanned latina's pubes.
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>>205688608
that's me
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>>205699649
I read that sugary drinks are worse than sugary food because the liquid has a chance to get further in between the gaps in your teeth

You're probably right, I'm sure it's fine as long as you don't over-do it.

>>205699681
Apparently aspartame is thought to be safe, otherwise they'd make it illegal

But I do try to avoid both sugary and sweetened stuff these days, although I do still have snacks, but I just try to not have too many.

>>205699775
>In the near future, a man will be able to pop into a day clinic for a quick jab to cure his diabetes, or book an appointment with his local dentist to have a few regrown teeth inserted into his gums.
That would be good but it's probably going to be a while before that's possible

I hope they fix NHS dentistry in our country soon so I can see an NHS dentist. I don't want to spend big money on a private dentist.
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>>205699775
>to keep at least a dozen Italians gainfully employed
Siamo così tornati
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>>205699254
Sounds good
Once, when I was going to bed, I generated such a powerful discharge that it lit up the entire room (I'm literally Zeus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuNlNcQm4rg
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>>205699589
also the UK produces airplane engines (Rolls Royce)
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>>205699895
>Oh, what does it mean? Sometimes my english can fail me, do excuse me anon, hahah
Nothing important, just that the muscle is swollen, gym slang
>>205699922
>I'm sure it's fine as long as you don't over-do it
As everything
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Alright, half way there, come on.
>>205699895
>alfajor
Those look good.
>>205699935
I didn't know that you're a Christmas tree.
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>>205699681
Sucralose can make you shart. It irritates the bowels, and is a diyeuretic which dehydrates you. It's not carcinogenic, but still should be avoided.
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>>205699773
>I didn't know this. I knew Germany made them. Wikipedia says the UK has some foundries too. Interesting.
Our government started panicking about our future a couple of decades ago and has put serious effort and money into making us some kind of technohub powerhouse - and it's sort of worked, even if we don't really have a reputation for that sort of thing.
We do have the second biggest semiconductor industry in Europe now.
>Truly we suffer in the UK.
If the essence of truth itself could be distilled into ink, these are the first and only words that would be written.
>>205699895
>There's a whole topic and talk about ozempic.
My sister takes ozempic, and she lost like 20kg in two months. Apparently it just kills your appetite and makes you feel full after like two bites.
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>>205699896
there no lebiam wimen aroumd
where les biens
cant find lebanese
>>205699922
>Apparently aspartame is thought to be safe, otherwise they'd make it illegal
I remember seeing somewhere that coke zero with aspartame could raise your probability of getting cancer, it was a long time ago though. Aspartame is the sweetener I trust the least. Stevia is considered the safest overall, even for people with diabetes.
>I just try to not have too many.
Absolutely. I do every now and then eat something sweet, although small, or my body kinda starts craving it and shaking. I don't know if it's psychological or what, but on days where I don't eat enough, I feel shaky.
>>205700036
>Sucralose can make you shart. It irritates the bowels
Wait
Wait really? is it kind of a laxative? Fucking hell, maybe that explains why I've been having bowel... Eeeeeeeeehhhhh... Colon issues lately. Although it's not in the form of loose stools, rather... eh... blood. And it's concerning me.
A friend of mine told me she was on the beginning of getting hemorrhoids, but went to a doctor, they gave her some cortisone-steroid cream and boom, problem gone. Sitting all day is killing my ass.

also have a funky tune just because
https://youtu.be/EyYj80XEcRk?si=RFrnhPPDvTwJs1eJ
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Alas, I will never fell such softness. It is what it is.
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I never thought that I would ever be exercising at this time of day.
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Learn Greek. I should be studying Greek. I'm halfway through The Road by McCarthy, it's great so far.
I have rewritten this post over three times because 4chan keep shitting itself, so it's gotten shorter every time I had to type it.
>>205677296
I was too tired last night and went to bed.
>ADHD
Have a few friend who were diagnosed with ADHD after being on antidepressants. They never want to go back to antidepressants. I hope they'll diagnose me with ADHD, because at least I could get things done.
>Coffee
I love energy drinks myself. The caffeine doesn't do nothing for me. I just went a month without caffeine to detox and still feel nothing when I have caffeine. If I go a day without it I just get a headache.
>Silvagunner
I'll write it down so I watch it when I'm feeling less anxious and stressed. When I feel like this I can't do anything that's pleasurable because I'd feel guilty.
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>>205700481
It definitely is what it is
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>>205700481
feel*
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For half of the price of a tea and a slice the old man died

It really makes you think
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>>205700807
It was never meant to be. In life one must learn that you can't always get what you want.
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Done at last. Thanks for the distractions.
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>>205701038
So are the times we are living, at least women can vote
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Took this picture a few days ago but forgot to post

Chocolat au lait
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Catnigga... do you by any chance... have a loicense?
>>205700182

>>205701193
>10x2 packets inside
>"We must reduce plastic waste or something, time to tax the poor"
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Hey /med/, I hope you've posted zesty, VERY ZESTY things today.
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>>205701135
I know where you're going with this. No, it is all my fault.
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>>205701193
I love this kind of bolacha but that price is a scam.
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>>205701298
>10x2 packets inside
>"We must reduce plastic waste or something, time to tax the poor
Please consult the post >>205700807
>>205701371
Maybe
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>>205701298
>Catnigga... do you by any chance... have a loicense?
No, since you only need one if you watch live TV and nobody does that in our house.
>don't have a TV loicence
>don't recycle
>don't have a phone contract
>don't have paypal, direct debits, or credit cards
Glowies stay mad, I'm not playing your games.
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>>205701565
Just like everything french
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>>205701602
>don't have a phone contract
>don't have credit cards
How?
>>205701652
Rude.
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>>205700116
>We do have the second biggest semiconductor industry in Europe now.
I never knew this

>>205700168
I think aspartame has been thought to contribute to cancer in some animals, but they haven't found evidence of it causing cancer in humans. Who knows to be honest.

>>205701602
>don't recycle
I recycle but it annoys me, rinsing things out so they can go in the recycle bin
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>>205701750
>How?
I use my phone so rarely that it's cheaper for me to use prepay cards, and I've never felt the need to buy things on credit, so I don't see the purpose of applying for a credit card.
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>>205701855
What about debit cards? Don't you buy anything online?
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saw a disgusting tranny on the apps
at least this one >>205697937 is trying to pass
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>>205701953
I have a debit card, but the only thing I really buy online these days is cat litter (since I don't work out, carrying 40 litres of cat litter home in my arms is exhausting).
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>>205683257
More like a fat cunt Christmas
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>>205701602
Well, there's a TV licence also in Shitaly
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>>205702554
>told tv licensing mongs I don't have a tv and don't need one in last flat
>forgot to do it in this one
>one year in I get a letter saying WE'LL COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DON'T GET A TV LICENSE
>have to tell them again online
>'We might come around anyway you check you don't have a tv'
It's fucking dystopian here
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>>205703309
The cagie is getting closer.
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Christmas gift are done, except for grandpa. Not feeling like presenting him whiskey (as is tradition) because of some health problems.

Christmas is upon us, and soon a new year as well.
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>>205703364
Which whisky would you have bought him?
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>>205703364
>and soon a new year as well.
Good thing I wasted this one.
In a nutshell, how was your year, portuchad?
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>>205697937
>186cm
she'd emasculate me with a height mog
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>>205703402
Glenrothes, Talisker or Laphroiag, probably.

>>205703437
It was hard.
Kid growing up is amazing, had some small ups and downs with wife (it happens). Five years of marriage. A lot of hard work at the cagie, but I got two raises in one year (probably another one this January), one of them because I almost quit the cagie to do a job travelling the world. Opted out of that job because of the raise and because of the family.
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Qt at the gym was constantly turning around to look at me

Another chance lost, it is what it is
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This is the sort of physique I imagine our resident Magyarese poster wants to emulate: >>205702745
>>205702554
Most European countries have TV loicences, they just single us out for anglophobic reasons.
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>>205704759
zesty ass neurodivergent fakecel
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>>205704847
Not andalusanon
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>>205704476
>5 years of marriage
How old were you when you met her? Just to schizomaxx and be able to compare myself to someone.

>>205704841
Catnigga... I already posted that pic months ago and even though I didn't know he had a X (formerly Twitter also known as shitter) account, you even replied to my post and told me his @.
Old age really is getting to you...
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She has a nice ass and legs, sadly it is what it is
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>>205704954
We know, you fucking fakecel.
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>No milk in the fridge
My hot chocolate plan dustbined in seconds.
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>>205705054
>>Catnigga... I already posted that pic months ago and even though I didn't know he had a X (formerly Twitter also known as shitter) account, you even replied to my post and told me his @.
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>>205705105
I'm like you, I attract the eyes of girls, the only difference is that I'm strictly heterosexual

Also you are a sex-haver so fuck you
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Tore open the tea bag while opening the package and now everything is swimming around the cup.
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>>205705130
You shouldn't consume sugar at this time of the day though if you want to have a good sleep.

>>205705220
>Also you are a sex-haver
Only times I had "sex" was with a condom on, therefore I'm a virgin.
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Also
>I'm like you, I attract the eyes of girls
What being a chud does to mfs. In another lifetime maybe we have succesfully saved the West.
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>>205705378
>Only times I had "sex" was with a condom on, therefore I'm a virgin
You are now making fun of us

FUCK YOU!

NIGGER!
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>Wait
>Wait really? is it kind of a laxative? Fucking hell, maybe that explains why I've been having bowel... Eeeeeeeeehhhhh... Colon issues lately. Although it's not in the form of loose stools, rather... eh... blood. And it's concerning me.
>A friend of mine told me she was on the beginning of getting hemorrhoids, but went to a doctor, they gave her some cortisone-steroid cream and boom, problem gone. Sitting all day is killing my ass.
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>>205705439
I know, so many chances lost
>In another lifetime maybe we have succesfully saved the West.
In another multiverse yeah
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>>205705548
https://streamable.com/n7rrgf
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>>205705374
Well, not *everything*.
>>205705378
I was not going to add sugar.
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>>205705564
Reminds me of the opening to Fable 3.
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>>205705564
>h-he's fast!
also pseudosuchiancels are quick to forget what happened in the triassic
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>>205704841
>>205705054
dang, that's a bombshell reveal
not only is catnigga a permanent fixture in femboy/shemale threads, he is even more familiar with the topic than Magyar and tells him the @ xitter account of said individuals of the transgender persuasion
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>>205705564
Dinosaurs are my best friends.
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>>205705374
once the tea is infused enough I like to put the teabag in my mouth and suck on it
it's a bit like russian roulette wether it tears or not
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>>205705731
Twinko challenge: not putting everything in his mouth to suck on it
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>>205705378
did you manage to cum with a condom?
I can't do it
safesexcels really have nothing on aidsmaxxedchads like me
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>>205705648
watched a bit of that, wtf!
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>>205705731
The jokes write themselves at this point.
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>>205705673
I don't go out of my way to acquire such information, you just pick these things up from browsing 4chan. Don't pretend like you'd never heard of Bibblekitty before.
>>205705859
>watched a bit of that, wtf!
Don't watch the ending of it.
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>>205705778
>sucking on something is le gay
sucking/suckling is in fact a very basal trait of placentalia since having cheeks allows the young to suck on the mother's teat for milk and is thensome a very natural if not nostalgic action for us, and YOU are in fact le gay and le zesty for immediately hearing the word "sucking" and picturing a beautiful massive throbbing BIG WHITE COCK™ getting orally pleasured by a twink
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>>205706077
WIR SUCHEN DICH!!!
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>>205700688
>I have rewritten this post over three times because 4chan keep shitting itself, so it's gotten shorter every time I had to type it.
Ah shit, happens sometimes. I just got back from relaxing a bit away from the computer, my mom's boyfriend came home, and they both bought icecream, so it was super neat!
>Have a few friend who were diagnosed with ADHD after being on antidepressants. They never want to go back to antidepressants. I hope they'll diagnose me with ADHD, because at least I could get things done.
God I wish I could be diagnosed with ADHD, but... Honestly female mental health is dismissed a lot, like, yeah, you can get diagnosed with depression or anxiety, but doctors are skeptical of diagnosing women with autism or ADHD or more complex conditions because "nuhhh it only affects meeeen".
>I just went a month without caffeine to detox and still feel nothing when I have caffeine. If I go a day without it I just get a headache.
My ex's sister called me a mentally ill freak who depended on coffee and antidepressants to feel okay, but... She had depression, cut herself, drank energy drinks like Speed, and was super moody and angry with everyone all the time. If it explains it, she was a fan of Hello Kitty; Kuromi to be specific.
I love Hello Kitty but I don't like being a mean ass girl who looks cute on the outside.
>When I feel like this I can't do anything that's pleasurable because I'd feel guilty.
Are you okay man? Do you need to talk? Just try to take it easy and don't push yourself, I also get those moments where I'm like "I don't want to do anythiiiing, even things that I like stress me ooooout..."
>>205701815
>Who knows to be honest.
I've heard that apparently sweeteners can diminish your sense of tasting sweet, and that you can end up craving more sweets after consuming sweeteners. I feel just the same though.
>>205704759
Just try to be funny and strike some casual conversation anon, you can do it!
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>>205705054
When I was 20.
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>>205704476
Hey portubro, how old is your kid? What's been the best and worst parts about having a kid, as a man? I usually hear perspectives of how women feel raising kids, but not a lot about men. I guess I don't know that many male dads.
>>205705378
>virgin
>condom
sorry but no, technically you've had sexual intercourse with a living, breathing person
>>205705374
Griiim... It's happened to me before if I tried squeezing all the tea "juice" or extract from it, and it's a total blueballer. like "Aaaaaaghhhhh..."
>>205705726
I like stegosaurs, fucking cute ass long neck lizards. Or well... Are they considered lizards? Or... Is a dinosaur like it's own taxonomical category???????
>>205705731
...is it wrong that i also sometimes do that just because i like how tea tastes??? i don't do it in public though, i just use a spoon and press the teabag against the cup to let it filter the liquid out most times...
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These new Pokémon cards sure are nice
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>>205705990
I didn't
I knew about Arielle and Hunter Schafer, but that one is a new name

"thanks" for the information freely given without prompt, I guess
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>>205706868
A bit more than two and a half years.
>the good
Great seeing him grow, learn new things and teaching him stuff. Playing with him.
>the bad
The lack of sleep sometimes, the less time I can spend on bydia games.
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>>205706960
>hunter
>implying you wouldn’t
Just look at that perfect female face, not mannish at all.
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>>205707354
I don't know why but her cheek structure looks a bit manly. She's very beautiful, don't get me wrong, but I remember seeing some scenes from Euphoria and I can at least notice that she's trans. I kinda have a good nose to sense when someone's not completely cis.
Like NikkieTutorials, something felt... Off, about her appearance. Right when she was becoming super popular the rumor got out that she was a trans person, and she said "Hell yes I am, and? I know who was the person who was trying to use that information to coerce me, and I won't expose them, but I transitioned, that's it, I'm still the same gal that likes playing with makeup". She was one of the least toxic beauty gurus back in the day, even.
>>205707098
>two and a half years
Aww, he's so small still! This'll sound like an extremely ignorant question, but... At what age do babies... or... kids stop drinking milk? Like, when do you have to wean them off from drinking only milk, and you start introducing soft foods like ground apples or mashed stuff? I've seen some women lactate for years, and then my fucking mom weaned me early on, bitch had no milk. Goddamnit.
>Playing with him.
I hope someday you get to play your favorite vidya with him, just like how my dad did with me. We loved Prince of Persia and Tomb Raider, although we couldn't finish Underworld, heh.
>lack of sleep sometimes
I've heard that once you're a parent you don't sleep anymore. I feel like I'd be the worst mom on earth, I can fall asleep even while walking sometimes.
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>>205706868
>but doctors are skeptical of diagnosing women with autism or ADHD
I only started getting mental health since last year when I was still 27. I have a theory about why they won't diagnose me with ADHD or why there seems to be a shortage of ADHD meds (according to a few friends). The first time I visited a psychiatrist I felt powerless, as if I was being, yet again, talked down like a retard.
>Kuromi to be specific
Huge red flag. That and swifties.
>Are you okay man? Do you need to talk?
Definitely not okay, I'm not sure if I've brought this with my psychologist because I never think about what I should tell her or write it down. Writing it down makes me think they won't believe me at all.
>I like stegosaurs, fucking cute ass long neck lizards.
I was referencing this song. I was a weird kid, not really into dinosaurs, not into cars...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ygaETYkfUM
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>I have a theory about why they won't diagnose me with ADHD or why there seems to be a shortage of ADHD meds (according to a few friends).
What do you think that theory is? I'm honestly worried at just how many people lately have been getting diagnoses of autism or ADHD in particular, or why mental health is such a growing epidemic these last few years, or last decade. Whenever I talk to people about how I was growing up I start shitting bricks and say "HOLD ON, THAT WASN'T NORMAL?", or "...isn't that just symptoms of untreated ADHD???". My psychiatrist so far has believed me in everything that I told her, although she doubted I had BPD and assumed that I was incorrectly medicated, which... I mean, I'm not mad, the symptoms are there but as long as they get treated...
But she did tell me to go with urgency to a neurologist, and... I've been putting it off because going to the hospital tires me out... ;w;
>Huge red flag. That and swifties.
Absolutely. One of my childhood best friends is a swiftie, and... I honestly don't want to talk to her because I'm afraid she's gonna be an asshole.
>I'm not sure if I've brought this with my psychologist because I never think about what I should tell her or write it down. Writing it down makes me think they won't believe me at all.
I can't tell you what to do, my man, but writing down what you're feeling and trying to keep up a diary or some sort of evidence of what things in particular are bugging you is excellent for psychiatrists and even doctors in general. Like keeping a record of "On 17/12 I felt depressed, I felt irritable, I used drugs, I exercised but still feel like shit, I over-ate, I felt like I was overstimulated" can help you investigate what issues in particular you're fighting against. Tell your doctors EVERYTHING. Even if it sounds dumb.
>song
Oooh, curious. As a kid I was into documentaries and animal planet and national geographic, and science stuff. Specially biology, I loved that shit.
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>>205708263
>What do you think that theory is?
I think: 1. They've diagnosed and medicated people who did not need it. 2. Given the current situation of the country, medicating people who have trouble focusing would mean that more people would get degrees of some sort and look for a better future abroad. However, if they gatekeep the meds and instead diagnose everyone with depression or dismiss their worries they'll just stay in the country and not work towards their dreams, accepting the fate of being a vacation resort country.
>I'm afraid she's gonna be an asshole.
Not so much an asshole but the ones I've met are fickle.
>Tell your doctors EVERYTHING.
I've been keeping some things from them, exactly what you're thinking about yes.
>As a kid...
That reminds me that I have almost no memories from back then, heh. As for the band, they're uhh... interesting. Hoping it's all a façade and not actually something they believe.
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This man knows >>205709144
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Good night, sisters.

>>205706837
Damn. Seems like I'm fucked when comparing that age to mine.
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>>205709169
But what was the question?
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>>205709225
Who cares, the answer is french women
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>>205683257
who is she?
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>>205709258
I have an alternative answer.
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>>205708980
I think both theory 1 and 2 are 100% happening, something tells me that... There's some kind of plan to make the general public just more idiotic, dumb, and servient, and feeling forced to buy unnecessary shit like surgeries or healthcare products, I mean... Tiktok is a giant propaganda app. I fucking hate it with all my soul, blergh. It's profitable making people dumber and less functional, and more subsceptible to buying useless shit.
>Not so much an asshole but the ones I've met are fickle.
Fickle... Like fake? Or too superficial?
>I've been keeping some things from them, exactly what you're thinking about yes.
I'll tell you straight away; It's not a good answer. It almost always comes out wrong, it comes halfway done, and you can end up paralyzed, gravely hurt, you can lose your intestines if you use venom, you can end up in vegetative state... Don't do it brother. Even if I'm just some random stranger on the internet, you gotta believe me when I tell you, you KNOW you deserve better. And you deserve to be happy. Death will come, whether we like it or not. Don't speed it up. It's easier to fix your life with consistency and just everyday progress, than trying to kill yourself in a painless or fast way.
Even my doctor said it, "Dying is hard". And going through a chest angina, overdoses by antipsychotics and sedatives, and trying venoms made me realize "MAN, this fucking sucks".
>I have almost no memories from back then,
I have just a handful of memories from when I was a kid, and a teen, mostly flashbacks or... Reminders of emotions, of what I felt. Neurodivergent people tend to struggle with certain memory related stuff, but can be hyper-capable of remembering stuff related to their special interest, or to something that just... Stimulates the brain. Like numbers, dates, or random info like me.
And honestly I'd say something like Death Grips is a bit more schizo, that sounded kinda tame in comparison to NIN for example.
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>>205709351
Have you ever met a french woman? And a portuguese?

I have talked to a pair of french girls once and they were completely flabbergasting, so, my opinion is based on facts and empiric experience and yours is based on fantasies and dreams

I rest my case, your honor
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>>205709650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewaPkrLIZ9o
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Zesty: >>205709593
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>>205709650
I have never had a conversation with a woman who wasn't a family member, but that does not invalidate my opinion.
Perhaps you mistook those French girls for Portuguese girls.
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>>205707354
perfect for a germanic female, true.
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People say I look brazilian, I want to kill myself
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>>205709757
Not that i had a conversation with them, it was job-related, and i found their accent in english cute and sexo

Portuguese women are nothing special
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>>205707645
>her
>she
Come on now greekette.
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>>205709883
Vosede asemella brasileiro pa, kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>205709972
grunho
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>>205707645
>stop drinking milk
It depends on the mother and child. As soon as they have teeth they can start eating harder foods though.
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>>205709750
>what do you do, follow my cat pictures around?
>>205709889
>and i found their accent in english cute and sexo
This is true. When French women speak English, it makes my heart go doki-doki and my penis go thwoi-oi-oing.
>Portuguese women are nothing special
This is untrue, and you have incurred a debt to the truth which must be repaid immediately lest you risk accruing bad karma.
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>>205710071
I refuse to argue with you, i will just post pictures to prove what's obvious
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>>205709498
>There's some kind of plan to make the general public just more idiotic
Absolutely. Easier to manipulate, just another kind of mammal animal to milk from.
>Fickle... Like fake? Or too superficial?
I dated one and almost dated another one. The first one ghosted me one day and apparently she was dating some other guy. I wasn't too romantically involved so it was whatever. As for the other one, it felt like she was trying to lead me on. She wouldn't shut up when we were together in classes, but messaging her was dreadful. I did ask her on a date a couple of months ago and ended up canceling the day before because I regained my senses. Even if she had the biggest booba I've ever seen it wasn't worth to go through all that.
>I'll tell you straight away; It's not a good answer.
I have had the thoughts for a bit over a decade now I'm sure. But I've never wanted to act on them, save for two very specific occasions. I'm worried that if I talk about this with either my psychologist or psychiatrist it'll stain my file or something.
>Death will come, whether we like it or not.
Funnily enough this is one of the constant thoughts I have. Whenever something goes wrong I remember this. It does help make everything feel less serious but also forces me to not take things seriously and it has shattered the little hope I had left for myself. Why try? Why improve? Why strive? Why do anything? It is all meaningless.
>Neurodivergent people tend to struggle with certain memory related stuff
I think in my case it's because of the trauma I had to endure as a child, I remember the nasty bits about my childhood, it's the good stuff that I've forgotten all about.
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There's a French girl in my class who won't stop looking at me. She is a model. I think she's terrified of me because we were in the same train once. I look like picrel.
>>205709498
>Like numbers, dates, or random info like me.
Car plates. Don't get me started. It's been a few years since I paid any attention to them, but I used to find common points with the numbers on them. The Spanish ones consist of four numbers and then three letters. The older ones I believe had only two letters and also the city code from which they came from.
>music
Oh, I was talking about the fact that they use nazi symbols in their album covers except for that one, which is the most recent one they've put out.
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>>205709951
Argentinette, and... I mean... I call her she because she looks femenine, she doesn't seem like the type of trans person to just LARP as the opposite sex because she hypersexualizes it. I'm no expert though, who knows.
>>205710015
Huh, surprising. Does that include drinking liquids other than milk too?
>>205710402
>Easier to manipulate, just another kind of mammal animal to milk from
It's scary knowing we're all cattle just going to the slaughter room but the fattest or smarter cattle get "rewarded" with more hay before being slaughtered.
>The first one ghosted me one day and apparently she was dating some other guy
Oof, that just sucks hard. Wouldn't expect more from a swiftie that glorifies songs about egocentric victim behaviour or toxic relationships, though.
>Even if she had the biggest booba I've ever seen it wasn't worth to go through all that.
Absolutely. Just because someone is hot it doesn't mean you have to withstand their bullshit. At least I think that.
>I'm worried that if I talk about this with either my psychologist or psychiatrist it'll stain my file or something.
They shouldn't really write it down or inform any professional entity about it because they've got a privacy policy, where they CAN'T talk about your stuff with anyone, at least that's how the mental health law works here. If you were like, threatening to kill yourself and said "Oh yeah I got a rope prepared haha I have like a gun I'm gonna do it any day" they WOULD have to tell you "Uhhhh bro you should be hospitalized" or might report it to the authorities. But that's like, in extreme cases. A lot of people have suicidal thoughts nowadays somehow.
>Why try? Why improve? Why strive? Why do anything? It is all meaningless.
That's exactly the reason! You can do WHATEVER you want! So you can CHOOSE to do something you like and makes you feel better by the end of the day, instead of wasting it and never getting the chance again! Once you die, it's all over. No more fun. Ever.
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I told myself I wouldn't drink when I got back in France but the feel of the party really pulled me back in. Going back home to eat a bit and then tomorrow back to the cagie.
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>>205710484
>I look like picrel.
based fat bastard. I wish I could have your stature to cuck Hideo-kun
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>>205710402
Sorry to ping you again, but look at it in the opposite way: Why waste my time? Why never improve? Why do I stand still when I *DO* have the chance to do something to change my life, even if it's just a little? I can help animals, I can help people, I can draw, I can discover new things, I can work, I can do so many things. It all takes time, and that's the only thing you have guaranteed for now. TIME. DON'T. WASTE IT. ON SELF HATRED, OR SELF DOUBT. The chance to do something with your life is now.
One video that hit me like 10.000 bricks as a kid was this one.
"To do list:
1. Not give a fuck
2. That's all"
https://youtu.be/bek1y2uiQGA?si=N_cJYpn-mFBUZX-j
>>205710854
You only have one life, live each day like it's the biggest party of your life.
>>205710484
I tend to look at the daily happenings that happened years or even centuries ago, I remember birthdays of famous people, I remember fun facts about animals or biology or even medical things. I find that the things that make me odd make me all the more wonderful. Nobody sees things the way I do, and that should be something treasured.
>nazi symbols in their album covers
Oof, big yikes. But I mean, a lot of pop culture artists use satanic references or even pagan symbols or stuff related to religion. I would just be wary of supporting actual terrorists desu. Like some rappers..........
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>>205711073
>live each day like it's the biggest party of your life.
I already do, life is a treasure, I love it.
Just need to lay low on the booze, even if I already don't drink much.
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This is me.
https://youtu.be/lYZ9B7N6vHM
>>205710749
>before being slaughtered
Jorge Manrique VGH...
>They shouldn't really write it down
I have no clue how it works here, but I know they take notes and both my psychologist and psychiatrist can look at them. Maybe it's the same stuff that they print for me. Maybe the more detailed stuff doesn't get shared?
>So you can CHOOSE to do something you like and makes you feel better
That's the thing, not much makes me feel good.
>The chance to do something with your life is now.
I guess I've been down in the hole for a long time and people like having someone they know in the hole so they can feel better about themselves.
>Nobody sees things the way I do, and that should be something treasured.
This is what I was taught about keeping languages alive. Funny.

Overall my problem I believe is I don't know how to express my feelings and I doubt myself a lot.
>I would just be wary of supporting actual terrorists
I've read they use it for shock value and not being as popular. I'm somewhat interested in the "themes". Death, popular beliefs, spiritism. That kind of stuff. Makes me want to write some stuff myself.
>>205711038
I'm just a 180cm, 100kg, hairy, black hair, redbearded schizo. I have no clue why some women even look my way.
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>>205710201
Lea Seydoux is peng

(Peng means good or desirable)
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>>205711397
>I have no clue why some women even look my way.
You're a big guy and maybe simply handsome. You shouldn't doubt yourself if the results are there.
I'm the other way around, extroverted neurotypical but ugly. Guess we can't have everything
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>>205711674
>You're a big guy
For you
>and maybe simply handsome
I don't know about that. I do get more attention from foreign girls though.



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