chaz edition
(8) i wish i hated you (8)
God save The King
Hurrah for old nosey!
got uranium club on
cronem anticipating a white christmas at the gherkin
Just learned I need a doctors not for 2 sick days instead of 3. Fuck it may aswell take tomorrow off then. Toilberg's sent himself flying.
London i know how you feel i lost my queen too
rly tho
pnit
HEYYOU'RE A CRAZY BITCHBUT YOU FUCK SO GOODI'M ON TOP OF IT
Walk around London wearing a Rolex and you'll get robbed, pal.Wear a Tudor (basically the same thing) you'll get RESPECT.
*looks down from the urinal next to you*Crikey mate, that's a python!
gostosa
>>205695514favela goons toy
got the power violence on
>>205695537
got the 40 grand luxury car on
not been out the house for a week
>>205695537mmmhmmmmm Luquinhas breaking lil Katy's hymen x
>>205695599nothing out there for us
>>205695599World's changed a bit since then
Ha
>>205695599grim out there
roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete
Was sat at in the train station shelter because it was raining and 4 pakis came in, had a loud as fuck conversation in their wog lingo and hotboxed the thing with their disposable vapes. I live in a small rural village
>>205695677too many browns about
>>205695732started seeing trannies too
>>205695671did the troll make a bait postdid the incels fall for it
>>205695684Then get your hip replaced
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>205695759CORRRRRRRRRR
>>205695764nigga, i'm rvd
>>205695729>noooo brown people can't come near meGet help>>205695671>2023 Lmao freak
>banned from /pol/ due to racismI thought that was the entire point of it?The jan man has lost his marbles.
/brit/s parade
we'll keep it rockin
>>205695807>noooo brown people can't come near meIt's the fact they're so annoying and lack all sense of propriety
Bought a nice bible with gilded edges instead of a cheaper hardcover since I figured I'm going to keep it a long time and learn about it a lot, but I'm scared to read it in public incase I get harassed by nu-athiests or stabbed by muslims so will be using my phone like a virgin
Smelled weed in my street the other day so I called the police and said the stoner freak a few houses away has been dealing drugs in the early hours of the morning.Saw a police car outside his house and haven't smelled it since. You have to nip these things in the bud (heh, get it, LE WEED BUD)Might call the police again with the same report, just to let him know he's a runt and it's not tolerated around here :) (this actually happened and I encourage others to do the same)
>>205695830good film that
>>205695599>he last left the house under 8 days agophew chad
>>205695907based grass
>>205695863lol i openly read the satanic verses on the tubeno one said shit>>205695914wiohc film la?
>>205695907Nothing against weed as such, but find people who go around stinking of it in public very obnoxious.
>>205695974the one on the telly...
>>205695785Lynchian :/
how can i turn water into wine like the lord himself?
>>205695907
>>205695587A ford focus can be specced past 40k these days
turn wine into water, me
gypos stole my fucking paving slabs
>>205696046
paki niggas just having a laugh, didn't even know they were about to ruin some bastard's day just by existing
So another tranny in the US has gone on a shooting rampage.
>>205695907ok
>>205695907oh my days bruv you actual nerd
>>205696085Cunt didnt make their manifesto public on google docsBloody women, am I right
>>205696069big mikey>>205696089ʷᵉᵉ ᵐiᵏᵉʸ
>>205696145MASHALLAH
>>205696085yanks are fucked up
>Father-of-four, 41, died after losing control of an e-scooter while speeding along a road
it's all the way
>>205696211
>>205696220Didnt ask what you say when she says "is it in yet"
>>205695974>the satanic verses on the tubethis seems more socially acceptable than a black leather bible with bright gold page edges and a red ribbon though, it looks like a normal book if people aren't checking the cover
i'm a nasty boy
>>205696211e scooters are very dangerous today
got the burner laptop out
Brits want to go to the Frankfurt Christmas market - and end up in Cockhttps://www.faz.net/aktuell/gesellschaft/menschen/briten-wollen-auf-den-frankfurter-weihnachtsmarkt-und-landen-in-hahn-110179927.html
>>205696437
The workout, as it were>5x5 push press 90kg, still pretty low RPE>seated behind the neck press 2x12 60kg, 2x8 70kg 2x5 75kg>3x10 seated db press 34kg dumbbells>2x15 lateral raises 18kg dbsTotal shoulder death with the btn press today
>>205695671PUT SPAINO ON THE HAMMERING CONTEST STAND AND FLATTENED HIM ON THE BELL
>>205696468hilarious how shite uk christmas markets are, like why are we so incapable of doing something to totally simple as a bloody christmas market
>>205696468AVG antivirus
>>205696518they're not all shit
I reckon I'd end myself if I were the father of Lily Phillips
>>205696518Because of woke
>>205696281PUNTED him
>>205696583so all timmy sr's have to end it?
>>205696518Why can't do you Christmas markets anymore? Is it because of the muslims?>>205696521What the hell are you talking about?
>>205696583he's actually very supportive because he's not a chud incel
Rorke headed to Cairo for peace talks
just checked in to my flights x
>>205696518Genuinely disgusting how pozzed the UK has become.Literally turning into a country led by neek freak busybodies who love banning things and inventing hundreds of new rules and regulations.
>>205696602>>205696610>>205696635Brit bros you ruined boxing with that kind of event...
>>205696642I'd support her alright. I just wouldn't be able to keep existing
Rorke surrending to the BNWO
>>205696705>love banning things and inventing hundreds of new rules and regulations.*that only apply to natives
On the nightshift for the next few days
got a few albums lined up, shan't be needing suggestions tonight
Everyone keeps hating on Lily Phillips but ignore the ONE HUNDRED AND ONE MEN who participated. The ratio of sick men to women is the reason few women become this sick.
fancy a bump of ket?
>>205696784
fondling my cock and balls
>>205696841this is a stone cold thread
>>205696858
>>205696635No, it’s the ‘’’’’British’’’’’ civil service which has ruined our country in coordination with the various thinktanks based in London
OH COME ALL YE FAITHFULJOYFUL AND TRIUMPHANT
that paddy power 9 dart champion is laggy as fuck
>Victory against WOKE. Card Factory REFUSES to hire extra female director for the sake of it as diversity targets shunnedFuck me you don't half pick some strange battles do you rorke
WHAT IS LOVE
just ofund out we fought a british nigger in 1812 when you guys were raiding our coasts
>The Simpsons dropped by Channel 4 after 20 years on broadcaster's screens
let the grinching commence...
fuck you for raiding our coasts. we demand reperations
>>205697116um
>>205697056kek
>>205697125Lack of grinch posting this festive season has been disappointing.
>migration of jews to Israelwhy wait until AFTER the ussr fell?
>>205697203me in other
pattern recognition is something which only happens in autists and schizosavoid pattern recognitiondeny pattern recognitionstop pattern recognition to prove that you are not an autist or a schizo
SMELL THAT SHIT
uhhhhh marge moment!
got roxy music on
>>205697186faggot
>>205695867>>205695867>>205695867>>205695867>>205695867
>Chillingly, in one WhatsApp message you, Beinash Batool, said that you thought that Sara had a Jinn, a demon, in her
>>205697125>>205697186
/brit/ is kill. I’ve never seen it even remotely this slow at this hour.
>>205697524djinnbrained
the pale ones are eager
>>205697424corr
mad how powerful music is
>>205697656almost too mad
jewish homosexual hollywood execs trying to convince the world that this is what an attractive woman looks like
just got back from the shops, fuck all ont'shelves and some woman hit me in the bollocks with her basket. shit experience overall
I want Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.
>>205697719she looks hungry for bbc
>>205697719next brittany murphy i'm calling it
>>205697719man how she saw loads of kids getting blown up
well fuck you then
>>205697719she was willing to suck them off, VJ would never
/brit/‘s averaging like 1 post a minute. This general is dying. I’ve never seen it this slow and I’ve been a regular poster since 2015.
coral as well fs
>>205697867Wonder if it haunts herShe probably don't even think about it
Bethesda’s already had to release two patches for its broken ass game.
fancy a chocolate milkshake
Someone just said poo barmer in the game im playing
>>205697978is that gay slang?
>>205697935literally everyone would think about the time they saw a crowd getting blown to bits
>>205697978*hands you something that looks a bit like a chocolate milkshake* here you go mate
>>205697981No they didn’t Be quiet
>>205698015oh cheers mate, is this a chocolate milkshake?
christmas means bond
>Death toll from Israel’s war on Gaza surpasses 45,000
>>205698011I saw a man jump in front of a train and he got all mangled and torn but I don't really think about it
wonder if it's dtfic spamming racebait threads on the catalogue all day everyday
>>205698086looks like one doesn't it? probably is then haha
>>205698105Sean Connery? Roger Moore? Pearce Brosnan?
>>205698116ever shag him up the arse?
Me:Buying btcYou:Getting sidelined
feeling a bit chilly might get the wood burner fired up
>Abedi was spotted again at 22:12 by another member of the public, who asked what he had in his bag. He was concerned that the bag may have contained a bomb after he did not answer and reported him, to which he was told that the BTP were already aware of Abedi. After being told of the concerns, a Showsec employee was afraid that he would be considered a racist and did not approach Abedi.yeah
>>205698026Yes they did, in GTA online
>>205698165yh
Trained by Mr Miyagi I was
Dressing a dwarf up like Yoda and running around with him on my back
>>205698362is that fellow Mr Miyagi student Traniel-san
Normalise liquidating bourgeois families.
sir gta onliner
the scrandemic
trannyism is a bourgeois fad
might get a doner in
YOU ARE NOT SAMURAIYOU SEEK ONLY TO DESTROYYOU HAVE NO BUSHIDO
>>205698515treat yourself to a mixed grill mate, you deserve it
stopped going to a particular forest at night during my incelwalks because I once saw a djinn there
>>205697719Imagine being one of the biggest pop stars in the world, likely worth hundreds of millions of dollars and then you get triggered into an eating disorder by a bald golemHowling
>>205698515type a or b?
Performing a Japanese tea ceremony in Costa with my university's anime society
Why does a cat have a hotter ass than the rest of its body?
>>205698609c
>ERROR: CORRUPTED FILE OR UNSUPPORTED FILE TYPEYeah nice one, add MP4 support which NOBODY asked for you fucking spastics but don't bother adding support for webp on an IMAGEBOARD despite it elbeing everywhere now.>just convert it broNo, fuck off
>>205698587skunk anansie is looking thin
webp'ing a poo
>>205698623Why you looking at cats bums
>>205698645I screenshot webps, no conversion necessary.
mental how they promote profoundly sick and unwell people as role models for young people
>>205698623According to Englishmen on /sp/ it's for black men
why do these old bints want compo for being made to work as long as men lmao. lazy cunts
>>205698715Fuck sake lad
>>205698715corr yeah could go for an indian
>>205698715i actually find this really erotic. would scran and shag
>>205698698I do quite enjoy mooli
>>205698767same
>>205698715scrantastic
>>205698645>he saves images so he can post them on 4chanlmao stupid fucking newcunt
Scranning through the doughOn a one plate free buffetOver the veg we goTo a rib eye pepper steak,Oh!
ello chaps
>>205698947
screaming
>>205698947avatar use
bit slow tonight, where are all my friends?
>>205698961not reading all that
In the meadow we can build a poo manAnd pretend that he’s a person, brown
Jonty really dgaf
https://x.com/relaks14042/status/1868548867454808346?s=46&t=j8rJiUBgLlr2fw-k_vPwlAerr…. rorke? what happened to you?
>>205698994
>>205698961why is leftypol's favourite comedians always some sort of preacher man?george carlin, jon stewart, this bhenchod, stewart leethey hate jokes and just prefer a philosophy lecturequite sad desu
>>205698961>the best relationship is when someone is attracted to a child version of youhmmmmmmm
>>205699024who is your favourite comedian?
>>205698961don't recall anyone saying mucho texto por favor
Can't believe people actually pay good money to go and sit and listen to daft cunts like Jimmy Carr waffle on for 90 minutes.
>>205699020mental that troon actually has a woman’s body
>>205699040Albi Seniorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3GwKDor8b4
>>205698698Got one of these chinese cleavers at home, honestly a bit disappointing, much prefer a good chefs knife
Doing my nihongo anki repsThat's Japanese memorization reps for those who don't know
>>205699075britain’s comedy is so shit that jimmy carr still headlines? what the fuck lol, here we’ve got shane gillis, tim dillon, and nick mullen headlining shows
>>205698961wtf is this scroll
>>205699143No idea who any of them are but all stand up is shit, not a single one is worth paying money for to sit and watch for an extended period of time.
Why don't we arrange an international /brit/ meetup?
>>205699143>>205699150>>205699196KOTOR 2!https://www.youtube.com/live/Z0fY0PgrX5w
>>205699211imagine all the poo
>>205699196holy copestandup is great when the comedian is good you mong
Tyrone doing 200ks down a busy street high of his head and only receiving a verbal warning.Timmy doing a Nazi salute and receiving 18 months jail time.We love to see it x
>>205699264cope seethe dilate kek!!!!!
BBC
>>205699211ever been to the Ethiopian highlands?
>>205699264>tautology
>>205699322based clogwog
>>205699323Is that a spoons?
>>205699323he’s not Ethiopian. i spoke amharic to him numerous times a few years ago and he never once replied back in the language, only in English. he’s a jeett. amharagod
>>205699299take a day off adam
>>205699264best stand up you'll ever seehttps://youtu.be/ruMIVM7jqLk?si=Q2jFXigBytCCp9Eh>>205699323Ye. Why? If you want to see the real high altitude stuff like Ras Dashen you'll need a guide
Me had this dream where me was in a Halo 3 multiplayer map in real life and me found a secret passageway which takes me to the basement in me house!
>>205699426nigger what is this larpyou didn’t know what dir dawa was
>>205699426Why would you need a guide?
>>205699299Kek it really be like this
finna smoke a blunt
adam spending countless hours of his life cuck posting on 4chan. good one mate
hes not getting any you's, prepare for AI spam
>>205699487>>205699299funniest part is that timmy won’t do shit about it and will just flick his little pink clitty while we fuck his women lmaooooo
>>205699479You'll need a guide with a rifle. There's bandits and baboons
Cao Cao busting a nut in Dial Chan, Lu Bu furious
>>205699539kwab
Vera (Dutch girl) sprints to black men (strangers) for their BBC when she sees them out and about
pure pazaak
>>205699426Real question, what do you do in Ethiopia? Do you have a good job?
>>205699613He's a manlet thoughbeit
I want to bake Emma Watson’s poo into a pie.
shmokin da ganja mon
Diao Chan off to the imperial palace to see Guan Yu, little Lu Bu crying at Hu Lao
>>205699657Not where it counts
>>205699676Orthodox priests would not condone such behavior.
mmmmm das rite, dancing in front of Liu Bei LOL
bring back indoor smoking
>>205699613Whys she running they’re not going anywhere x
>>205699620Nowt
>>205699819rightsmoking is no fun when you have to go out in the pissing cold
>>205699075all standup is shite the only thing worth going to is local comedy shows to get pissed, more about the atmosphere than the actual comedy
>>205699613Her arse is a bit grim desu
bring black indoor penis smoking
people who call their pets 'fur babies' should have their skulls split open with a mallet
>>205699613hotwish my gf were like this
>>205699971Quite kewl that, quite kewl indeed
>>205699971peter hitchens thinks this is what someone high on weed sees
>>205700082that is one fat pussy
>>205700082he's a paedophile btw
>>205700082would love to spend all day sucking that. not gay though cause she's feminine
>>205700082That lass seems to have some sort of hernia or something down there.
just realized pronto is just spanish for soon
>>205700135i thought it was Glesga slang
>>205699939Mhhmmm beautiful couple x
POV: you just sneaked into the swiss 100m relay team training session
>>205700135it's latin actually
>>205700195spanish is just a monkey version of latin
>>205700135not british culture is it
/brit/ dead
got a nasty cold
>>205700208yes but the reason that pronto is a word in the english language is derived from the latin meaning
14k in credit card debt.lol
>>205700237Same, im fuckin dying over here
>>205700178POV: you're a boring bastard
Need to stop thinking in Latin a priori
Hot MILF midget gets her pussy drilled by muscular bald guy
>>205700317Yeah?
>>205700250yank tier
>mumberg watches me throw something out>as it enters the bin: 'you didn't have to throw that out!'this some sort of psychological ploy by her to make me as pissed off as possible? tell me beforehand if you don't want me to do something, not AFTER it's done you stupid bitch
>>205700317johnny sins and the sexy dwarves
>>205700230spainlard killed it
>>205700237>>205700294Had some sort of virus or infection last month which knocked me out for about a week.
recently watched a video on the production of fable and apparently that Peter Molyneux guy had nothing to do with it, it was the work of an overworked small team that he took all the credit from
>>205700386Ive been stuck in bed since sunday, can't even think straight. Was playing the indiana jones game earlier and had to google the answers to the puzzles because my head is so fried from the fever
>>205700364Hello Cornish lad
Muslim Hijabi Bhabhi Jaan Fucks with Her Stepbrother
>>205700444So basically like all of Hideo Kojima's games?
>>205700379he unironically did nothing will rival his mental illness here
Got an absolute class post ready for the new.
rorke typing his manifesto on his RGB gaming keyboard
get the early new made
Farts smell like my childhood best friends farts. Ripping arse in my bedroom and getting hit with nostalgia.
3 days until toildom ends
rorke's bird's christmas dinnertesco curry and toast
new>>205700397>>205700397
POV: you are reading a post on /rbit/
leftypol writing about saving the 3rd world in his pink diary
>>205700631Imagine her sitting on your face after eating all that curry.
