On this day 486 years ago, King Henry VIII was excommunicated by Pope Paul III following the dismantling of the shrine of St Thomas Becket at Canterbury Cathedral during Thomas Cromwell's extensive campaign against "idolatry" practises within the Catholic Church.
poo smells lmao
>>205700423
>always wondered why the original 13 American colonies were separated >turns out they all have different reasons for existenceVirginia was founded as a commercial venture by the Virginia companyMaryland was founded as a safe haven for CatholicsPennsylvania for QuakersMassachusetts for autistically pious puritan protestantsConnecticut and Rhode Island as more liberal puritans who wanted to split from Massachusetts which was basically Christian Saudi ArabiaFascinating stuff.
only 8 more sleepsxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9ST-j3u4M
Sir Blue Archiver
The team
>>205700669bunch of religious schizo freaks who were kicked out of europe for being that way very shameful
Got this for secret Santa at toilSo this is me done then...
My Doctor Impressed with My Big Monster Cock and Ends up on a Hardcore Fucking
miss her so much lads though the bumble gf is a much, much better person, she does not compare
>>205700717omds leftypol they've done you looool
>>205700423Imagine believing this is real
Fuck you all.
>>205700717Bought the gay lad at toil some dick flavor crisps
just seen an intentionally evading spam/post filters
>>205700770what do they taste of?
>>205700770Why is it adults only? There's no real dick in it I presume
it's giving... virginit's giving... doesn't go out muchit's giving... very few (if any) friends
>>205700397
*leaves a piping hot blueberry pie cooling by the window*
wish I were Japanese
>>205700875*burns my cock in it and sues you*
getting my nuts cracked by a nutcracker
disgusting
>>205700875*floats by whiffing huge steam clouds in my nostrils*
Haven't shit in 3 days now suddenly I've had 4 shits this morning
Lily Phillips - British Blonde Fuck With Jason Luv
so basically rorke has been holding space for disabled queer folx of colour in the lyrics of defying gravity
Someone asked her about her weird pronunciation of "percent" before, and her excuse was that she'd just picked up part of a Devon accent through osmosis. Even though no Devon accent sounds like that and the 2 weeks a year she spends there isn't enough to pick up an accent unless you're intentionally faking one.Anything to avoid her just saying, "The completely fake Emma Watson accent I started using years ago has gone completely off the rails and is so ingrained that I've done irreparable damage to the way I speak, so most words are mispronounced and it doesn't help that I don't understand most words, either."
>>205700923mmhmm monopoly on the pale meat x
this isnt rorke
Sir Baby Jesus
>>205700942Lose weight
rorke sat in his smelly bedroom practising pictionary on his own in preparation for christmas day
ello chaps
Ruby Granger and "best friend" Blakeney attend "Wicked" premiere in London.
>>205700995Right. Thats me off then ta x
>>205700998she’s so fucking fit
>>205700875*steals it to give to Thurgo in exchange for him smithing me a blurite sword*
>>205700998she looks fit there
>>205700998mad how many of these youtubers are just girls with rich parents
>>205700995alri
Saw "Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX -Beginning-" in the theatre.
>>205700998mad how fit she'd be with bangssomeone made an image of it back in the day and it's so peng
anybody seen my mental elf?
>>205700955screaming ari and cynthia both admitted they had no idea what the interviewer was talking about
Dr. Benjamin Goldberg fudging the numbers to send the cronem to a previously all white school, ain’t nuffin Timmy cun do bout it x
as of late /brit/ is full of marcionites and it's pretty grim
>>205701061was the person in front crying?
Just had sex with a man. Definitely think my minds made up that I’m not gay
>>205701127scremaign
>>205701161giver or taker?
>>205700998corr the little horny eyebrow raise would love to smash her hairy virgin fanny
>>205700956Need Ruby to fart in my face.
It's weird how there is an entire race of people (more than a billion) which are ALL absolutely cringe. I won't say who they are (not the Chinese) because I once made fun of these people before and Janny was NOT HAPPY. I think one of the Jannies is in fact one of them, they tend to embed themselves in tech support circles and call centres like termites.You all know who I mean. They stink too, they need to fucking sort themselves out to be honest. Mad innit?
>>205701141yeah it was me
the fucking cheek, it's bad enough we're handing over the islands to a country that never possessed them - but now to have the audacity to ask for even more. bloody hell.>getting shit for free isn't good enough >:(hoping that this kills the deal dead.
actually screeching
>>205700998sexo
>>205700397Why this obsession over the Tudor era? You have far more interesting epochs than this short one.It's not like the rest of the inhabitants, aristocrats included, missed the Tudors with them gone after Elizabeth. They were still an offshoot of the Plantagenets, more or less, correct? So saying anything positive about the Tudors is akin to saying something positive about the French (a blasphemy for an Englishman).>>205700669>Virginia was founded as a commercial venture by the Virginia company>Maryland was founded as a safe haven for CatholicsVirginia and Maryland are the sister states, correct? >Massachusetts for autistically pious puritan protestantsWhy the name "Massachesetts"? What does it mean, where does it come from?>>205700711Who's laughing now, right?
>>205701127mmhmm goldberg a real one x
>>205701127Cronem arriving to realise that it's an all-boys schoolCronem kissing the white boys behind the field and experimenting with their sexuality
>>205701069>bangsFOYC
The Mental Illness power hout
>>205701127Beatrice Winston-Hughes-Barkley doing her bit for the rest of society by falsely accusing the mandem of sexual assault and theft
>>205701254mmhmmm x
Need a petite Latinxa on my cock
timmy projecting his battyman fantasies again
>hout
>>205701311Fuck off Adam you weird cunt
>>205701311all your posts are gay incel fantasies mate
>>205701241>Massachesettssome native american shitweird name = native american as a general ruleNorth and South Dakota, Illinois, Alaska, Minnesota, Tennessee, Arkansas Wisconsin, etcMeanwhile good christian sounding names (the Carolinas, Delaware, Rhode Island, New York, New Jersey) were named by white men
>>205701254degenerate homosexual
>>205701226Imagine your "country" just being a fucking airport.The government should just wait for the next tropical storm and hold off aid, they'll all be dead within a week.
>>205701311>battymanmate half your posts are describing black men showering in great detail, just you stick to the cuck posts and we'll do the insults
>yhe binble
>>205701241The Tudor era saw the reformation, the end of English possession of French territory, and the beginning of the British Empire.
>>205701342
>>205701333>DelawareUmm
>>205701342sent that freak flying
all nice and well but deflorations will be administered x
>>205701342killed that cunt
>>205701390all nice and well but you will never have sex x
Would you a qt Pakistani girl?
>>205701412
>>205701218Are you refering to the peoples of the subcontinent?
lol
>all nice and well but deflorations will be administered x
>>205701417Yeah but only if they aren’t religious
>>205701417pooja plottin for dat uk citizenship
>>205701417just not attracted to south asian women tbqhshe would have to be really pale and really really fit for me to consider
>>205701477screeching
He’s quit politics
>>205701069>bangsYou mean fringe.
timmy fired up his old smartphones again to react to his own posts x
>>205701390by whom and onto whom? x
heathermong!
>>205701542you mad asl LOL
>>205700397Based!
Sir Carbon Capture
>timmy fired up his old smartphones again to react to his own posts x
>>205701545by cronem onto katies x
>”transition centres” are a thing commonly known and referred to among zoomersjust lol
Lad seems to have become confused by the bully muzzling law
>>205701542You’ve been done.
>>205701417>MirpurThat's where the truly awful ones come from, they're like pikeys.
>>205701473mad how if you kick them in the head for this you get arrested
>>205701347>The Tudor era saw the reformationNot a big deal for the British isles, no? Your historians say he ordered the death of 50,000 or 70,000 people. That's extremely mild compared to what happend on the continent itself.How many died of banal diseases, stillbirths, and other unfortunate consequences, by comparison to those 50-70 thousand? When you think of it like this, suddenly it's not a big deal.>the end of English possession of French territoryI mean, that ended with several generations prior of Plantagenet rule. They were teh heavyweights that lost to the Capetian-Bourbon relatives. Not the Tudors.>and the beginning of the British Empire.Mary, Edward, and Elizabeth don't count. End of the line. So... where's the truth to it? It didn't really started with them, all things considered, when you look at the Stuarts & Hannoverians. Really, the Tudor epoch is the most uninspiring one. It lived through a changing event, the Reformation, but they were an odd sideshow (at best!).
>>205701601100% Irish diasporaKnow before I even look at the profile
>>205701585Most conservative generation btw.
>>205701664The Protestant Reformation was a massive thing in the British Isles with far reaching consequences.
>>205701601>>205701725same person
thin i might have a picked up an online shopping addiction
>>205700998*bodyslams her into the curb and stamps on her skull until its a pile of red mush and splintered bones*
>mum in hospital again, in pain a lot these days>go and visit to spend time with her>ask nurse auntie skilled biscuit eating visa “where’s mum?”>“she ded she take medicine make go ded”>“there must be a mistake she’s in for surgery”>“ah we make de mistake this one ded oh. why you no write down on yo mudda chart you no wan ded?”
>>205700669>Maryland was founded as a safe haven for CatholicsTypical cat-shits and their idolatry of the virgin mother.
>>205701770are you a woman
>>205701766try again peadar
>>205701804done him
>>205701804inspect element
>>205701776LOL nun she cud do
POOby Granger doing eggy farts in all our faces.
>>205701664>When you think of it like this, suddenly it's not a big deal.It made England a pariah on the continent and resulted in us fighting several wars against various European powers. It also lead to several civil wars and our conquest of Ireland. The ripples of the reformation are arguably still felt to this day.>I mean, that ended with several generations prior of Plantagenet rule.It ended with Henry VI who was Henry VII (Tudor's) half-brother. In addition, we lost Calais under Mary, and when Henry VIII had a go at taking France he got cock-blocked by a Francophile Pope>Mary, Edward, and Elizabeth don't count. End of the line.What the fuck do you mean they don't count? They were a part of the Tudor house, they ruled for decades, and it's universally agreed that Mary and Elizabeth were Tudors - among both the general public and historians?
>>205701804this has been debunked
>>205701877>>205701860>>205701804>>205701766>>205701601Fucking done in completely Walloped
>>205701873Ohio
>>205701873wish the jannies would use the word filters more, it's been yonks since we had something like t.b.h -> desu
>>205701910Quim like a roast beef sandwich
>>205701752>The Protestant Reformation was a massive thing in the British Isles with far reaching consequences.Compared to the continent? No, not by a long stretch. On the continent itself, there were the equivalent of "mini-genocides" happening. Actual extinction level of absent-minded brutality & erasure.
mouseberg scurrying about in the lean to need him out of business sharpish
Got the 'orn on
>>205701944>>205701956
>>205701944Maaaaaaaaaaate
>>205701944>>205701956um
>>205701998fuck off yank
>>205701980any batons involved
has the belgnonce gone full circle to being somewhat based?
>umdespise this gimmick
GUTTED FOR GEORGIA ON DEAL OR NO DEAL GUTTEDPICKING THE 25K AND THE 50K IN THE SAME ROUND THAT'S SOME BAD LUCK
put my last £5 for the month on two horses
>>205701342LMAO
>>205702083um
>>205702078no clue - got him filtered
sucking a shite
>>205702078your mad if you haven't filtered that mong
>>205702083erm
*bursts onto the scene*
the best format for a shooter manifesto still hasn't been found and we have so many options. schizo diatribe isn't that. try a script for a short one act play
>>205701980Fucking hell that tree on the right gave me flashbacks to Mulholland dr.
>someone posts tranny porn>"um">someone posts a munted vagina>"um">someone posts an STD-riddled cock>"um">someone posts a picture of a prolapsed arsehole>"um"drives me bloody mental. we wouldn't be inundated with that muck if you mongs would stop encouraging it with your dogshit responses.
>>205702089unironically bet my last £7 for the month on a darts player to win a tournament I was watching but was too retarded to realise I was betting on him winning the wrong tournament (he lost immediately on the tournament I was watching him play in anyway)
>>205701752>British IslesNonsense term
>>205702164I reckon a Rock-Opera would work pretty well Something like "The Wall" - yknow?
>>205702204gambling is easy
>>205702161alri stone roses in the early 90s
>>205702235gizza quid
Gambling is the ultimate investment in yourself.
I don't need to sell my holeHe's already in meI don't need to sell my hoooooleHe's already in meeeeeeee
watching cold ones
>>205702235haven't the foggiest what any of this means
>>205702200such a trivial thing to get this upset about. give your heada wobble you fucking freak
>Protestantism is was major for the British Isles>Tudor Tudor Tudor Ah
running psyops on my demented grandmother for her betterment
you're a fucking gimmick
>trivial
anyone heard from pooey lynx lad
>>205702222Aye but the Protestant Reformation effected Ireland as well, especially up north.
>>205702277Yes you dobe quiet
>>205702346The term is an extremely racist term
Anyone remember the Pussy Riot psyop
>AyeThere's not a chance that an American uses this so stop
>>205702341haven’t heard this in about 5 years
playing mario kart 8 but really disliking the non-meritocratic gameplay
Well Rorke?
>>205702406hehe x
>>205701417Dated an insane Pakistani girl for quite some time who got me into being a very kinky bastard and loved all that race play nonsense God I miss her so much
>watch program>Not a single Welsh person in Wales speaksMad how genocide is fine if you do it through money
>>205702395good chance he has british ancestry so i'd suggest you zip it bucko
well hello you
>>205702464Nobody is genociding the Welsh though are they.
>>205702504calmed down from earlier mate?
>>205702282tranny porn spam isn't a trivial thing to get annoyed about
>>205702483The word aye is exclusively Scottish outside of Parliament Nice try incel>>205702505Ah yeah mass immigration isn't genocide shlomo
>>205702464Mad how Welsh people are upset about people who are 95% identical to them moving on but not about Mgubu or Yawallasahin moving in and raping their daughters
sitting on a tree branch at the park like a pigeon
home schooling needs to be banned, all it does is isolate, radicalise and leave kids vulnerable to abuse
>>205702535yes it is you fucking loserfucking crying about pictures of williesget a grip, mongo
>>205702541ireland is like that too.
>>205702576Remember chasing some homeschooled kid with a shovel back in the dayBring it back
This TINY Mistake Exposed a MASSIVE Cheater in Super Monkey Ball
Sir Do Not Redeem
only homeschooled kids I knew were socially maladjusted freaks
It really do be like that
Trying to find a clip of an old Never Mind the Buzzcocks episode where a black singer is presenting it, he says lyrics to a song and an irish comedian guesses what it is and it's by some obscure black american band and they both fist bump immediately afterwards but I can't find it
Just seen a stomaAlways thought there was a pipe, quite mortified now
>>205702541Ah yeah it's not genocide if they have the same skin colour or sorry. "Ar yar is nort geenowcide iv theey av thaaa same skin cula"
>>205702646thats why I always smell of stale cum and BOmight as well
in my second last year of secondary school some home schooled guy joined our school and he fucking REEKED, he would stink out the whole classroom just by being there
>>205702646Have you tried not being an ugly cunt?
>>205702595VPN off
Sir Seen A Stoma
>>205702671There is zero difference between welsh and english people
Sir Cum Shot
no gimmick of the year this year then? just ruining the christmas spirit are we?
>>205702444>>205702045>>205701566Times up
Sir Anal Obliteration
>>205702753the only tangible difference ceased to exist around 2017 when they started selling welsh cakes in supermarkets across the border
Sir Cock Collider
>>205702753Ah the first step of genocide See ya chuddy when you're inevitably out in a mass grave by a Welsh revolt or well I suppose I won't see you LOL
Sir Twink Groomer
Welsh? never heard of him
>>205701874>It made England a pariah on the continent and resulted in us fighting several wars against various European powers.Not really? The Swedes, the Danes, several German principalities, and at other times France (it's much later I know, but cardinal Richelieu sends his regards) did you more favours than you count count.Nobody remembers the "Tudor Wars".What's that, the invasion of Ireland? Not a war.Some side-questing on behalf of the Dutch and other mainland reformists to not be entirely squashed? Not a war.The Spanish Armada incidents? Not a war – you don't conquer the British isles with under 150 ships, c'mon now.>It also lead to several civil wars and our conquest of Ireland. The ripples of the reformation are arguably still felt to this day.The civil wars was because you refused to return to Catholicism, not because the Tudors were some grandiose godly royal house that needed to be preserved. Once they were gone, nobody missed them.Not the aristocrats, not the commoners, definitely not Cromwell's descendant that wanted to unleash all of his frustrations on the Stuarts.>It ended with Henry VI who was Henry VII (Tudor's) half-brother. In addition, we lost Calais under Mary, and when Henry VIII had a go at taking France he got cock-blocked by a Francophile PopeHmmm, no, I'm pretty sure I've read it ended way before Henry VII's supposed daddy was even born. The Capetian-Bourbon relatives of the Plantagenets were already in full swing.>What the fuck do you mean they don't count?>They were a part of the Tudor house, they ruled for decades, and it's universally agreed that Mary and Elizabeth were Tudors - among both the general public and historians?They don't count. Split hair is not hair. You might as well call them the "rump monarchs" or the "rump throne". They don't count. For all we could ever know, Edward was quietly 'removed' and Elizabeth was given an ultimatum to end with her. Whoopee do, "these Tudors"...
>>205702703Fuck you might be onto something there
>>205702861not reading a single pixel of this utter treatise
Mudrykbros….
americans have just as much right to be here as brits desuamerican website an all
>>205702895Internet is a briddish invention
>>205702893The Tudors were unimportant boring epoch of British history. The Stuarts, Hannoverians, and the Saxe-Gothas are more impressive.
dr oetker pizza down the gulletnot quite satisfied with it and want more, now I know how it feels to be catberg
>>205702861>Not reallyThe king lost every pound he gained from his theft in order to protect what he had stolen>>205702943>British history.English There's no such thing as British
>>205702861Imagine taking the time to write this out just for no one to read it
dont download that update, it is absolute shit!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf5luCGpsKE
>>205702895dont care. filtered those schizo mongs months ago
>>205702984gullberg transcending the limits of our mortal plane
>>205703019why do you keep posting this
can feel another bout of wanktoil coming on
>>205702932No it wasn't
>>205703094give the poor cunt a rest
>>205703079err
Pooing me arse out
>>205703068because fuck you thats why
>>205702861I'm not sure what you expect from us, you asked us why the Tudors are some of the most well-known monarchs in our history and then when we told you why you've spent the entire time spluttering out nonsense reasons for why it doesn't count
Ah Anglo-Saxon media
got autism ain't i
>>205703079>99.12ktim
Watched Georgie Lyall shagging bbc
>>205702646I don't wear cologne because >I can't be arsed going into a shop and trying a load>I don't leave the house so what's the point?
Sir Burst Stoma
>>205703149>Scottish authorwe don't claim his
>>205703177Ah the most masculine Anglo-Saxon
Now imagine this is a picture of Bill Gates with Keir Starmer, pledging support for the Labour Party. You are either for or against foreign interference in British politics. It can’t just depend on whether you agree with or like the individual billionaire concerned.
>>205703223I'm a Gael albeit
>>205703223Woops
>>205703227>You are either for or against foreign interference in British politics. It can’t just depend on whether you agree with or like the individual billionaire concerned.true - but you can't get upset when the right start playing by the same rules that the left have for the past few decades. it goes both ways.
>>205703149If I wrote this I would have shameless self inserted myself getting amazonessed by Diana
Sir Holly Peers
>500 billionloadsamoney
>>205703227Mvak is south Africa
This was the most important song in modern British music history It was on the VH1 American Top 20 for about a year in 2004https://youtu.be/Oextk-If8HQ?si=NrexOhSo3qiB0x4M
>>205702967>The king lost every pound he gained from his theft in order to protect what he had stolenWhich is why nobody missed them once they were gone. A hindrance, really. This super-obsession with them is some sort of revisionist drivel and cultural marketing. They're not that important, nor fascinating for the British history. The previous house (Plantagenets) and those that followed them were monumentally more fascinating than them. Unimportant family that got morally lucky, held a throne for a couple of generations, the aristocrats seized the moment to get rid of them with Mary, Eddie, and Lizzie in succession, then that was that. >English>There's no such thing as BritishDon't let the Scots, Welsh, and Irish hear you.
drink some alcohol to make my breath smell nicer. Alcohol kills bacteria, and if I have a cold and my breath stinks because of bacteria in my throat, then drinking alcohol will kill the bacteria and I'll return back to health quicker
>>205703276most of labour's funding is from unions, not from some billionaire from another country
>>205703346the ramblings of an alcoholic
Have diarrhoea lads
>>205703345>Don't let the Scots, Welsh, and Irish hear you.What
>>205703227Kinda looks dumb now letting that Muslim donor become Chairman. Under the new constitution that he oversaw the drafting of its kind of impossible to get rid of him without his own consent iirc.And this was for peanuts compared to what Musks potentially offering.
>>205703360>Of the £21.5m in cash received by the party in 2023, just £5.9m came from the trade union movement>Around £10m of this total comes from just four sources: Gary Lubner (£4.6m), David Sainsbury (£3.1m), Fran Perrin (£1m) and Ecotricity (£1m), the green energy firm owned by prominent eco-activist Dale Vince
>>205703423lucky. i give myself diarrhea to clean out the pipes
Never had diarrhea.
>>205700669all just a bunch of fat mongs now
sir deer farmer
>>205702932the world wide web is british, but the internet and the WWW are not the same thing
>>205702932Only the world wide web was, Internet is American and quite different
>>205703476You're mad, I hate it. My arsehole feels like its going to prolapse
>>205702978You'll never be an European. >I'm not sure what you expect from us, you asked us why the Tudors are some of the most well-known monarchs in our history and then when we told you why you've spent the entire time spluttering out nonsense reasons for why it doesn't countAnd I'm counter-parrying those claims. I've asked because I don't see anything fascinating with this bizarre curiosity of the British with them. You have other epochs in your history that are incommensurable more important than them. Why aren't your television advertising those epochs, instead of this pitiful family, which everybody were glad they went extinct?
>>205703584You just KNOW he drinks the milk direct from the tit
>>205703503>>205703476>diarrheaVPNs off lads
>>205703646>You'll never be an European. Born and raised in Ireland to Irish parents lad. Didn't read the rest.
Hawk a tuath
Making olivier salad
gun to my head couldn't spell diarrhoea without spell check or autocorrect
Proper dead in the office now lads
>>205703702Incel
>>205703227Mental how all we had to do to avoid this was stop importing browns in their millionsreap what you sow
Hawk tuath the polls
you've hawked your last tuah villian
>>205703690>Born and raised in Ireland to Irish parents lad. Didn't read the rest.Like I said... and with that flair? Be American and don't pretend otherwise.
900,000 people from india and nigeria were given UK visas in 2022
>>205703892The United Wogdom of Great Shitstain and Northern Troonland
Suppose I were to buy a band shirt (shirt featuring a graphic relating to a band), would that make me a proverbial bender?
> I am not crazy! I know he made that character! I knew it was Sacked Tranny. One after BlackBro. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot moderator to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This mindrape? He's done worse. That tranny spam! Are you telling me that a group of posters just happen to post trannies like that? No! He orchestrated it! Spaino! He posted CP on /sp/! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own general! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 190, always the same! Couldn't keep his characters out of the general! But not our Spaino! Couldn't be precious Spaino! Trolling them blind! And he gets to be a Janny!? What a sick joke! I should've banned him when I had the chance! And you – you have to ban him! You-
>>205703922many are saying this
>>205703472now compare that to receiving 80m from a foreign billionaire who doesn't live here
how do I transfer my OS to a new SSD
>>205703892>>205703922At least, you're not speaking German... so, be glad.
>>205703937screaming
>>205703922What an ugly flag, at least the rainbow flag was nice looking before the troons hijacked it
Why do I keep randomly breaking out into fits of laughter at things which aren't funny? I feel in a very bad mood most of the time and fairly depressed FWIW. Can another mentally ill freak please diagnose me with whatever the cause of this is?
>>205703953Drag n drop
Elon won't donate to Reform because Labour are already talking about rushing through a new political donating law barring it
>>205704073Rightly so. That's fucker shouldn't be meddling in foreign elections
>>205704073>Labour are already talking about rushing through a new political donating law barring itA few disgruntled activists isn't the government.
>>205704073As a general rule of thumb all foreign money in UK politics should be banned
>sit through entire thread trying to think of something interesting to say>finally have it>we've exceeded bump limit>by the time a new thread is made I'd have forgotten it anywaymy life is an endless tragedy
early new>>205704211>>205704211>>205704211