Cold War EditionPrevious:>>205707183
>>205711084Reagan fucked up the Republican Party for decades and it's only now being fixed
>>205711084MR GORBUHCHAWV...
i post in ita but i dont speak italian (im not distefano). ill post gibberish in sverige and get gibberish replies back (which i never translate).ill go to dixie and remark how many euro flags larp thereso on
>>205711099I disagree
>>205711099I agree
>>205711084Look I need to somehow get 5000 dollars by March 25th
>>205711143TEAR DOWN THAT WALL
>>205711084Are we watching that same Netflix documentary?
i post in ita but i do speak italian (im distefano).
>>205711084/cum/s suicidals are your problem.Take him back!>>205709421
>>205711155work? ebay shit? thievery?
gorbuchungus
>>205711185>Thievery I will be shot and I want to have a clean record also eBay will take forever
>>205711175He's not wrong, this general has been shit lately
>>205711155>somehoweven burger flipping will get you there by then
I've got a tummy ache but I'm tryna thug it out
>>205711214We have our ups and downs
>>205711236Real G shit
>>205711208>eBay will take foreverin one month you could have a lot of sales if you own any collectibles
>>205711248LMAO
Religion is so fucking stupid and schizophrenic. How do religious people not realize that it's all LITERALLY MADE UP. It's only words. There is no evidence, there is no data.
I’m going to win the mega millions drawing this time…..
>>205711214I dont care. I just want whiny bitches like him to stop complaining in other countries generals.
>>205711155I can lend it to you, but the big is gonna be steep
>>205711175hes a filthy zoomer >>205709421 and he types like a sissy lmao. i predict hell start spamming faggot shit like the finnish twink within the year
>>205711291While you are here could you translate something for me?
>>205711291Alright fine, we'll make sure he stays in the house
My arms are extremely skinny, but I'm stronger than most people who have arms twice as big as mine. Big arms most of the time are just fat. Mine are toothpicks and i can naturally do sets of 10 with 40 pound dumbells.
>>205711291What if I go in your general and tell you how awesome my life is
>>205711270Zeus is real, plenty of historians mention him.
You gotta love how atheists will whine about how you don't need religion to be moral, and then proceed to be the most obnoxious mf in the world
>>205711293>bigit's vig you tard
>>205711310Im very lazy. How long is the text? If it is not an old text then just use DeepL. It's very good.
>>205711291>says the whiny bitch complaining in another county's general
>and the god of LOTR is so heckin powerful and good he literally under no circumstances lose to Morgoth or Sauronwoooooooooow well done Tolkien
Is it true that the citizens in Civs 7 are colored?
>>205711323I used to work with a guy at the mill that did body building shows. Anytime someone asked him to handle something heavy, he'd laugh and say "these are just for show, bud"
>>205711378Tolkien's works are weird. Why would Morgoth and Sauron be evil in a world ruled by an all powerful God, that they know for certain exists? They had to know they would lose eventually
>>205711361Autocorrect. And now I'm not gonna lend it to you because you called me a retard so good luck Mr. Namecaller.
>>205711367You don’t have to translate it word for word just give me the jist of what they are saying
>>205711371I wouldn't be here if there wasn't this crybaby with your countires flag in my countries general.
>>205711405why do you keep living if you'll just die
>>205711405He told Morgoth to his face that fucking with the music is part of his grander vision, Morgoth is just a prideful retard
>>205711394The stuff they're doing with the leaders is strange. They're actual units on the map and not bound to a specific country
>>205711436Because I have stuff left to accomplish before I die, and I don't know what happens after death, so I better live the best life I can incase it's something shitty
The scientific method presumes the metaphysical reality of objective truth, because without objective truth it would be pointless, and trying to objectively prove the scientific method to be a real metric for truth using the scientific method would run into the problem of "arguing in a circle"
>>205711394I havnt played civ games since 4.
>>205711479no
>>205711442What? How? Why?
>>205711482Meanwhile, saying that God exists is an unfalsifiable statement, which means we can't take it seriously.Maybe nothing is real and I'm just a brain in a vat and none of you exist
>>205711507>Maybe nothing is real and I'm just a brain in a vat and none of you existSure but for all intents and purposes, reality exists and we tune our life around this presumption God is an ontological truth. We cannot have truth without God.
I'm a Boltzmann Brain
If God exists then he created jeets so we shouldn't listen to what it has to say anyeay
>>205711512
what are we fapping to
>>205711497
>>205711524You don't believe Hell is eternal. Care to back up that claim, considering it goes against what the vast majority of Christians believe?
>>205711524Sure, but that's why I think the universe is God. We came from it, it's huge, it exists. It doesn't ask us to worship it.
>>205711512 .
Ancient Hebrews can't into statues or temples because their deities are fake.
if you dont got money you cant even be a beta provider, thats how hard it is, you work and study your whole life just to be a beta provider because youre not chad and thats the best you can get
>>205711544Nun shit, church shit, unholy sacrilege
Sometimes my genius is frightening
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BrXUcEh0ncE&t=12s
I am just scared I don't want to waste any time at all tomorrow I donate plasma while I look for any work
>>205711422It's just a document talking abount the accounting practices of companies under the DAF (National Socialist Union). The text is not very interesting but the style of the author is a bit polemic.
>>205711550The word translated as "eternal" is aionion and it can also mean "lasting for an age". You can look it up. There also other verses that say it is God's will is to save all, and bring all things back to restoration. I'll find those verses if you have trouble finding them, I'm just exhausted to open Google right now >>205711551The universe is finite. If it makes you feel better, I believe the universe is a living thing. But not god and not worthy of worship (but worthy of love and you can have something like a relationship with it).
>>205711572You are the least qualified person imaginable to make a statement like this and you’ll find, if you ever leave your room, that people don’t fit into your narrow labels so neatly
I see zoomers having existential crisises over people forgetting them after they're dead but I kind of feel the opposite, I would rather just all evidence of my existence be wiped the moment I'm gone, like it's bad enough that people read the cringe shit I write now, god forbid 30 years after I'm dead some faggot digs it up by some one in a million chance and forms some false impression, just let it a be vaporized alongside me
>>205711584I have no idea what this is
>>205711572Thanks for your incelfact of the day
>>205711605why would you care? you'll be dead.
>>205711606https://www.nytimes.com/games/connections
>>205711605yeah I don't want to be "someone".
>>205711609*Incelfact*Sigmawisdom
no gf in my country
>>205711596Danke
>>205711605people have already forgotten me and i'm alive
>>205711648Maybe if you left your room this wouldn't happen
>>205711651This is a man that knows what he wants and how to get it
>>205711599>If it makes you feel better, I believe the universe is a living thing. But not god and not worthy of worship (but worthy of love and you can have something like a relationship with it).Btw what I should say here is "earth" but these lines are a bit blurred
>>205711626That's a dumb nihilist reductionist argument, why care about anything at all ever? You'll die someday and the universe will die a heat death and we'll all be nothing again, but that doesn't stop me from in the moment caring about the future
>>205711633>JUST TO BE CLEAR I DID NOT POISON HIM AND I WILL NOT POISON HIM IN THE FUTURE JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW THAT
>>205711672
>>205711651lmao
>>205711695Modern solutions such as methamphetamine
my roommate is supposed to be doing the dishes himself because he has no job and I am essentially paying for him to live here... groan..... but anyway of course he has to have thrown everything in the dishwasher and started it at 4:30 pm before I ate (he knew this because he just cooked his own dinner) and locking me out of shit like pots, pans, any equipment to make my dinner with, instead of doing it later sigh men just don't think of these things it's actually a form of low intelligence
>>205711685Sure, but we care about the future because we're going to run into it. I have a work deliverable tomorrow, I'm betting i'll live to see tomorrow. But even if I bet against myself in that case, I definitely won't be doing anything after I'm dead. So THAT future is meaningless. Even thinking about my own goals, it's just to leave a positive impact. But really, that's for myself, now. You kinda get me?
*dressed in a foghorn leghorn outfit in a truck stop bathroom speaking in a southern drawl""Now I'm just a simple country faggot"
>why do you care Uhhh because I want to faggot?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHWow I feel so much better
>>205711689
>>205711730would tell them to avoid doing that in the future / 10. it's entirely avoidable
>>205711781Based
WoofWOOFROROROROROERWOOF
>>205711781Okay!
FUCK YOU BOZOMOTHERFUCKER
>>205711802SHUT UPSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>205711816She bad af
>>205711749BOY I SAY BOY, YO BEEN GRILLIN CHICKEN IN THERE? SON, YA SUPPOSED TO PISS ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL, NOT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE LIKE YOURE SQUARIN UP A BULLSEYE DOWNRANGE! TARNATION SON, DO YOU KNOW HOW 'LOUD' YOU WAS PISSIN? WOKE UP THE WHOLE DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THAT IMPACT, MIGHTA MSITOOK YOU FOR NIAGRA FALLS WHEN ALL BIN' SAID N DONE!
>>205711795of course I'll say that but I assumed it should be common sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QY
>>205711795>tongue
https://www.tiktok.com/@imbowtaro/video/7448857223276645633face reveal
>>205711831She's a gooner.She can't be saved.
Chest feels tight oliver sudden. Hope it’s not the ‘rona
>>205711730Can you turn the washing machine off and take the pots out?
>>205711730your roommate be like boo hoo nigga clean it up janny
>>205711869You have asthma
>>205711835https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM?si=bKkJwFJlQbtJ0LlE
PISSSSFUCKIN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>205711833could just be a mistake, chances are he'll make one eventually and it's just a mistake of not considering your schedule
>>205711880>this enrages the female homeowner
Cheapskate on the hillA thrill seeker making dealsSugar City urchin wasting time
>>205711857is this real
>>205711870no because it resets the timer on the dishwasher and it will start all over again and he will get pissy about it
Do women really get orgasms from riding horses or driving on bumpy roads?
>>205711858I've seen several actual non tranny female gooners use her an avatar, some how female gooners are just gross though, like you could have sex at any time you face none of the barriers men do, close the porn, throw away the sex toys and stop appropriating our culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivPFlKyeypU
Acqua di Gio costs $100 a bittle
>>205711917Yes
>>205711901>female homeownerFunny how that wasn’t even legal until like a hundred years ago
>>205711925no lol that shit is a myth up there with pinworms (anal) crawling into the vagina
Poop and penis rule my life
>>205711966very germanesque post
>>205711946how about aqua di gio scotti
>>205711931i feel a sense of comradery in her inability to make good life decisions. i can't get too mad at a female gooner, i spend too much time around failures
Just let out an cheek-shaking fartThe kind of fart that could probably rip a thin enough pair of underwear
I don't regret seeing prostitutes.
gloomy as fuck outside, wish it would stop edging us and just rain already, would love to take a comfy winter nap while the rain beats down
>>205711966Brian moment
>>205711946pick up a winter scent instead
I posted here yesterday about potentially delaying my suicide for a few months, but I changed my mind. We're back on track.
Working a deadend job
>>205712009is this the actual original picture
>>205711950Where? It's always been legal in the western world. Even medieval era (with some caveats)
>>205711997It's 68 and sunny here in Southern California (based)
>>205711996its not illegal to visit your mom, anon
Does Goshcel still post here
>>205712005They spam that shit on reddit>>205711976What's that
For me it's aramis, worked for generations, don't need none of that fag shit
>>205712033no
date a girl that tries to make plans work as much as you try to make them work.
>>205712033No, we FINALLY bullied him into realizing that he's not welcome. He's been gone since spring
>>205712033I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, none of your boogeymen were ever real and you can just call out any poster you want as being yoru boogeyman and either people won't give a fuck or they'll argue over who still does and doesn't post here and at least a few of them will agree with you
>>205712039That looks like brown people shit
>>205712055actually spinsters bullied him by existing here so he left
Men who say that women have it “easy” because they can have sex “whenever they want” fundamentally misunderstand the power dynamic between the sexes and why it would be a bad idea to give it up to any random guy on the street. Men have a much stronger mating urge regardless so to say that women NEED sex in the way men do isn’t true either
I actually would like to start drinking just to cope with intense social anxiety and make socializing easier, but I'm some heavyweight fuck or shit. I can't get even a buzz off 5 cans of beer, and at that point I am long sick of drinking the beer. I mean I wouldn't sit down and drink 5 cans of Pepsi either. It's just not pleasant.
>>205712036>They spam that shit on redditI wouldn't know, I don't browse reddit like a faggot.
>>205712075Did you say "thank you mommy" when she bought you the game
Let’s have a debate Is killing people bad?
>>205712076That's not why women have it easier THOUGH.
>>205712097no, in fact i didnt even play the game so it was a waste
>>205712101As long as they're brown
>>205712101Yes
>>205712115Why would you say that, you're so mean
>>205712122
I have this fragrance from L'Occitane that's juniper and cedar, really love it. Unfortunately they stopped making it years ago and I'm just about out
>>205712101Does killing myself count as killing people?
>>205712133shes rich as fuck i dont care
>>205712101Only before birthOnce they're born it's a dog eat dog world out here
>I have this fragrance from L'Occitane that's juniper and cedar
I really want a 2-stroke now because they're a ton of fun. I don't have a truck to move it around though so it would be a complete waste
>>205712159How is she rich How do you know all this
>>205712178t.
>>205712178t. I have this fragrance from never leaving my smelly bedroom and only showering twice a week
how do you get a sugar mommy
>>205712199It's obvious from her posts. She's a trust fund babby
>>205712178You've got dudes in here talking about their favorite cologne, what were you expecting
>>205712076>much stronger mating urgeI just jack off to anime girls
>>205712194Busted when your mom gave me two strokes
>how do you get a sugar mommy
How do people without an inner monologue function? Google says only 30-50% of people have an inner monologue
>>205712239asking for myself
>>205712219I knew she seemed spoiled but idk about rich She seems to live on her own and without a job so I always wondered how that arrangement came about
>>205712251they don't
mount rushmore is kind of ugly as fuck and an insult to nature, worst yet is the mountain of chipped stone they just left there
https://youtu.be/8RLf0O8eofU
>>205712237Mr. Big man over here thinking he's hot shit for making it to TWO pumps
>>205712289nigga youre brazilian, the ultimate insult to nature
so apparently EMTs won't honor a DNR unless it's an official document from a doctor. so that sucks.
>>205712321Fuck I actually laughed out loud
they didnt even bother to cover it up with grass or something, just left there
>>205712289>what the heck is all this ROCK doing on a MOUNTAIN of all places, jeez louise
Business idea: recarve Mt Rushmore as the main cast from lucky star
trump should be added to mount rushmore
>>205712380but that show sucks
>>205712291ENTER
>>205712122MEXICAN SPOTTEDRAPE HIM
>>205712251I’m capable of doing an inner monologue if I want, but I find it to be a highly inefficient mode of thinking. I might compare it to how subvocalization while reading substantially slows down the pace at which one can readMy higher performance thinking tends to involve a lot of imaginary visuals. Some of these visions are realistic, while others are more abstract/non-representational
>>205712334Imagine if the family says >wait don’t save him he has a DNR, somewhere around hereBut later they couldn’t find it and decide you save them anyways. You just wasted several precious minutes. Also how tf do we know you are telling the truth about this DNR we cannot see.
there is no right way to answer this
>>205712435The fuck are you filling out?
>>205712463one of those stupid personality tests for a job application
my mom watches fox news all day
Happens iyc?
>>205712435Literally false dichotomy
Which way white man?
OH COME ON
>>205712514B, of course
>>205712422i figured i could just wear a shirt that says "DNR" but i guess that's not good enough.
>>205712435Sounds like you’re getting angry easily at that question…
>>205712517Neutral is the only correct answer. What a retarded test
>hear moaning from the apartment aboveshut the fuck up...>dog starts barking>other dogs hear the dog barking>now 3 dogs in the neighborhood are barking while this woman moansSHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>205712435The answer on the right is the correct one because they don't want you to think outside the box
>>205712514Obviously B, since you’re not travelling 100mph within the frame of the car. You wouldn’t explode the rabbit from the how fast the earth is moving around the sun either
>>205712572>dogs>woman moaningyou just now
>>205712572knock on her door ask if she needs help
>>205712599i'm NOT going anywhere near her pretty little pibbypoo princess
>>205712289People will get mad, but you're right. South Dakota is a beautiful state, it's dumb that it's most famous for the overrated Mt. Rushmore
>>205712435The modern job hunting landscape is hellish
>>205712620shes horny, this is your chance
no idea what i should do now the college course i was going to sign up for looks so overwhelming
Why do I have diarrhea so much? Like 7/10 of my shits are diarrhea
man I am fucking starving
>>205712572Only thing that was kind of cool about living in an apartment was hearing women having sex
>>205712713i'm starving
>>205712707lay off the taco bell and chipotle
>our little RFK asks such interesting and fun questions, he's so inquisitive! is he 6 years old or
tbqh with you I went in to tech and I hate it, highly considering just throwing away my shitty degree and getting something like a medical billing certificate and working some mid tier 60k/year wfh dead end job for the rest of my life, it has to be comfier than being surrounded by jeets and maladjusted fat fucks who aren't nearly as knowledgeable as they think they are
>>205712749They're trying to be nice without saying he has good ideas or insulting him Typical politician bs
>>205712756Techbros are the stock brokers of the 80's. Lots of people getting into a field simply because it pays extremely well and it's easy to get a job, but the competitiveness just burns everyone out
>>205712419dumb meme because everyone with an inner monologue can do everything on the right as well
>>205712654Im so very, very tired, boss
>>205712815It's not even competitive I just hate the work, hate the people and hate the compensation vs hours worked, I have 2 aunts that went from being stay at home moms to getting the dumb medical certificate and now they work from home making decent money and their work load is like 2-3 hours a day they sit around watching soap operas for half the day, I get the grass is always greener but it has to be better than the literal visa jeet treadmill that is any tech sector
>>205712831There are lots of people with aphantasia and other issues, such that they’re not really capable of visual imagination
>>205712756i hope to be a techjeet someday
goal body
>>205712887Goal body
>>205712887Does she have a penis? I'd like to kiss it if so
>>205712887You just know a women with a frail build like that is going to give you weak faggot sons. Sad!
>>205712923good thing i just want sex
>>205712923Nah they can and do produce strong and healthy sons. thicky chubsters are the ones with the bad genes
>I live in bundaville where prostitution is legal but I cant have sex
uh...bros?
>>205712980I’m talking about skeletal stuff, not BMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf61N4eZ-68
>>205713031Nothing ever happens
>>205713031He won
>>205713031nothing ever happens and wouldn’t care anyway
>>205713031NEH
>the news outlets lie to us and wants us to be scared all the time!>huuuuuuuuuuuggghh.... BROOOS?!??!?
what's da plan boss
>>205713106pipe down, Latinx
>>205713031Is a coronal mass ejection brewing? Can we even predict those?
>>205713031Just watched the video, they say only satellites and gps systems will be affected Nothing ever happens
Guys whats a job I can get that gets me to about 80k in a year? I dont mind overtime as long as its not like 80 hours I work 55 right now but I only make 65k
Ate a whole fuckin plate of pad thai.
I could drink tonight but I have to practice piano and do paperwork stuff Might refrain from passive listening to rando YT videos too
The Industrial Revolution was the worst thing to happen to the white race
>>205713157Most trades are like that. Or pay even better
>I have to practice pianoalri, Kuang Dong
How much time has your grandpah been dead?
https://youtu.be/pzYepqSPgLY
>>205713187Both are still alive
Your butthole, my choice
>>2057131873 decades
>>205713161Based pad thai enjoyer
>>2057131875 years
>>205713183I'm white AF.
im a fucking loser
>>205713301S0YYYYYYYYYYYUN PENDAJOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just remembered i had beerthis is awesome
dad said im never getting married and my only home is to get a robot wife
should i watch Remember me 2010?
>>205713356>2010no
where are the stemcel jobs
>>205713301no, you're not *kisses*
failure is not an option
>>205713364https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1403981/
i already dishonor my father DOUGH
>there are people ITT who still get their news from mainstream outletsgrim
The internet was a mistake
>>205713365>STEMcelMost engineers are STEMcels
i get my news from cum
>>205713434I get my news from black pilled Brazilian neets
thinking about joining dadberg at the quarry he guarantees me a job
>>205713434CNN, the /cum/ news network
too bad i'm chemcel
>>205713313it's perdedor
>>205713497this just in from the /cum/ news network, it s could out der. Remember to bundle up and drink hot tea to keep healthy and avoid catching a cold! this has been a news alert from the /cum/ news network
evens i eat chocolate pretzelsodds i dont eat chocolate pretzels
>at the quarrymf lives a banished village kek
>>205713554so mote it be!
>>205713567villagers dont drive these babies
we watch bbc world news in this household
>>205713597>microdicklets compensating this hardlmao
>>205713597they would if you make a mod with it
Sometimes I will go and say something really stupid on a thread then a few minutes later I will reply to myself as though I'm a different poster and brutally destroy that retarded post
>>205713623only a gay boy would look at a truck and instantly think about penises
>>205713644I look at vaginas as iff they are peniss
>>205713567i fucking wish honestly
>>205713664Pan: nice and hotOlive oil: in
Niggas hate on me 'cause I'm a fat nigger. I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm a bitch getter. Got a white bitch, she a wrist slitter. Got Jewish money, fuck Hitler.
https://youtu.be/pwTzHbIXSlI
>>205713651Vaginas are inverted penises
>>205713729>>205713729>>205713729new
>>205713720Clits are also little penises. This means women have TWO penises. Having sex with a man is less gay, since he only has one penis.
>>205713737Nice propaganda edish
>>205713743Wombs are prostates
>>205713638Very rarely, when the opportunity strikes, if I got into an argument with someone and he apparently left the thread mid-argument, I will turn on his flags proxy then reply to my post saying that I concede maybe something like "I never thought of it that way" or "Good point I guess"
>>205713181unions here start you off at the same hourly wage I have (20) and they say most 1st year apprentices dont get OT
>>205711633whenever i get sick the last thing i want to do is cuddle and lay next to a woman, i feel like my voice is weak and nasally and my constant phlegm coughing and sneezing and runny nose and teary eyes make me 2x as unattractive as usual
