one week until momberg gives me presents editionPrevious: >>205713729
>>205715775>>205715680>parents tell me to give them present ideas>Canada Post goes on strike the next day(Nov 15)>Canada Post finally goes back to work>all of my present suggestions were links to sites like Amazon and other online retailersWhen I go to my parents, I'm getting a printout of the online order, because there's no way that my presents will get here before Christmas.
How many of y'all eating wholesome organic salt only
>>205715775
evens i bug momberg to buy me lego star wars nowodds i bug momberg tomorrow
>>205715775I'm getting jolly with it
playing the Russia update for Kasierreich
man this little neet homo is destroying shit up. landlord is probably going to beat him to death when he gets here.
I don't really want to post my most played Steam games because it's too girly
>>205715803do it I wanna see
>>205715803what is it
>>205715648It was my gateway drug to the milsim genre
>>205715803i had bloons tower defense in my top 3, how bad could it really be
>>205715813sigh
>>205715803Secret of the Magic Crystals and Barbie Dream House Party?
>>205715820how is Sims girly it's fun
>>205715820ive seen worse
you ever wish you were on a hill so green taking in the atmosphere
>>205715820i laughed a little at sims but tropico is some serious kino
>>205715793I'm thinkin....BASED?Currently chowin down on some picrel, jollymaxxing myself rn.
>>205715598thats exactly it though, Americans dont realize how annoying it is when they randomly inject politics into something completely unrelated. It's like they're some third world nigger talking about their tribe and deity
>>205715820>sims 3 >sonic autism alert
>>205715815I bet all us played on the Bloodbath server together when it was still around
>>205715820at least it's not sims 4
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
>>205715828The Sims is one of the games women enjoy for real they're addicted to it
>>205715828>>205715837I haven't played the Sims since 2014 it's crazy that it's still there
>>205715828>how is Sims girlynot him but the playerbase is probably 90% female. I can't think of a single non-mobile game with a ratio like that, even animal crossing is probably like 60-40
>>205715860yeah girls like Stardew too and that's a great game
animal crossing and the sims are boring as fuck
>>205715843I can tell you're a seething brownoid bruh just let it go. Open a Canadian news page and everyone is insulting Trudeau 24/7
>>205715854I had Sims 4 just not on Steam. I bought it when it came out and stopped playing forever after the first DLC was released
>>205715865>probably 90% female.doubt it, I'd say it's closer to 50/50
>>205715849WOW you just unlocked a memory I had forgotten about. That's a name I haven't heard in years
>Meet QT 43yo potential mommy gf>We talk in person for a while>Gives me her number (without me asking) and tells me to text her>Ok.>I Do text her, after our meeting.>Never replies and blocks me.wtf happened?
>>205715869Not saying it ain't a good game I enjoyed playing Sims 3. It's pretty much playing doll house unless it's Sims 1 which is more like a surreal experience imo
Sims is only fun to play with the housebuilding mechanics or to torture sims. Anything else is giving in to womanly impulses and should not be fulfilled.
>>205715902hahahahaa
>>205715890>everyone is insulting Trudeau 24/7I'm so proud of the eastfags for finally catching up to us westchads.
>>205715795>pic relTf is that
>>205715912i love pussy
but the meteor men beg to differ
>>205715902You texted her while she was busy. You're a hookup tier. I had a single mom always give me the run around during the day, and then was ready to go once her kid was in bed.
>>205715902youre in the right place to seek answers to such questions
one time I made a sim that lived inside a sealed secret room with each wall having a two way mirror into a woman's bedroom
>>205715902she could tell you were a blogposting fag and got the ick
>>205715912I fucked around with the genetics to try to make the ugliest fucking sims ever, and I kidnapped every non-white and killed them in the basement "gas chambers"
>>205715902>>Never replies and blocks me.women do this all the time, they just like the rush in the initial stage but when it wears off they go back to normal. I had this Slavic milf living in France DM'ing me all this suggestive stuff for like a week once, then she just stopped replying.
>>205715939>during the daywhat the fuck were you doing during the day that you weren't also busy? you some kind of NEET?
>>205715943what the fuck
You can't prove that the auditory, tactile, and visual hallucinations of schizophrenia are not real
leaving for work in 3 hours
>>205715943how the fuck am i supposed to read thisits just like trying to read TRUMPS signature
>>205715970you can't prove schizophrenia or any mental illness exists thoughbeit
>>205715957Based. I would make walled up prisons after starting Sim families, windows so they could see each other starve to death in puddles of their own peepee and poopoo. I'd get strangers to come over and then delete the doors so they were trapped in the hellhouse full of doody and ghosts.
>>205715963>he thinks 35-45 year old women aren't on their phones at workGood fucking joke. If she couldn't find 5 minutes to confirm plans while at work, then she's not actually into you. You're just a booty call.
>>205715970A Beautiful Mind showed how kino schizophrenia could be. All the schizophrenics I've known have been awesome. Sure they end up dead sooner than later, but life is a thrill until then.
>>205715943there was a ukrainian kid in my jrotc class that would write like this even in english i first thought he was just scribbling on his papers
>15 hour shift ends in 20 minutes
>>205716002>15 hour shiftyou aint living
>>205716002
>>205715991>>205715991>confirm planswow, stage 5 clinger alert. newsflash bozo, if you're the guy you make plans and tell her. when, where, that's all she needs to know. you're picking her up anyways so it's not like she needs to do anything other than get a babysitter. there is nothing more betamale than asking a woman to confirm if she's still on for something, it STINKS of desperation and women find that revolting.
THE COLORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>2015 was 10 years ago
>>205715899do you remember whiskeyjack
......are Moors.
>>205716019Poor phrasing then. Arrange plans. You're not a chad, so let's stop pretending that you're just texting:>dinner and drinks>6pm>be ready in a dress and heelsYou're just like the rest of us.
feel too lazy to play video games
>>205716047legalize prostitution already I'm tired of this shit
>>205716073Move to Nevada.
what do people want that i could reasonably acquire and sell to them for a profit
We should have /brit/ + /cum/ more often
Today's connections was ass
>>205716047>telling her what to wear>referring to it as "dinner and drinks">6pmyikes. good thing you confirmed or she'd think it was 6 in the morning and you were only taking her out for a few drinks but no food. she might've worn sweatpants too if you didn't tell her how to dress, because it's not like women get overly excited about being taken out and purposely get dressed up without needing to be told.i am 100% a chad compared to you.
>>205716080Cocaine.
>>205716080resell chink slop on amazon
>>205716080Food
>>205716088there was a brit+cum? sounds exhausting
>>205716077believe me I've looked into that, it's not worth it financially, I might do it once as a novelty though
>>205715912I have that cup but in maroon. It's from David's Tea
I can't cope with the fact I'm not a woman it's over
jason...
>>205716090Are you the guy who is 6'1 but whenever people ask you tell them that you are 5'11?
>>205715985True, a theory is that it is some sort of chemical imbalance in the brain, but they haven't been able to prove that because it's not. They can only "treat" it with anti-psychotics, which are a drug that cuts off signals to your dopamine receptors turning you into a zombie who can't cum or feel emotions or even control your own body, because your dopamine controls almost everything. And even then, the hallucinations still persist
/adv/ is my favorite board to troll
i was going to make a good post but i already forgot what it was about
you call him Robert but I call him BOB because we're close like that.
>>205716125THATS KIND OF DIABOLICAL, IMAGINE ALL 6'3 GUYS SAID THEY WERE 5'10. 95% OF ROASTIES WOULD DIE SINGLE
>>205716093You're a betacuck, fronting as a chad. You're doing the same shit as the rest of us, only worse. Since you're simping for a single mom that you've never even met before.If you're not asking in a single mom is able to get a babysitter tonight, then you're always going to get rejected. Not that I suggest dating single moms, it's way too much of a hassle.Just saying, you can't just do a short notice date suggestion. Shits gotta have a bit of warning.And you completely dodged the fact that girls of all ages find time to be on their phones at work, so thanks for admitting that you were making that attack vector up too.
the culture has shifted
>>205716099so many people do this already i dont think its worth it
>>205716179It's still going strong for Star Wars and for WB.
>>205716179NOW THEY NEED TO PULL THE HAMMERHEAD SHARK EYED NEGRO WHO CAN SWIM WITH DREADLOCKS AND THE OTHER NEGRO OR MEXICAN WITH A LARGE DISTANCE BETWEEN HER EYES FROM SNOW SHITE.
>>205716179I really can't force myself to give a shit about this. Just another piece of corporate slop
>>205716174tl;dr writing a wall of cope text is a classic beta move, you confirmed your lesser rank.
>>205716168wtf
>>205716174>>205716093>>205716218Two leafs arguinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0
>>205716218>retard never shows what to do with single moms>just makes accusations>actually shows that he's a betaI accept your concession.
>>205716229not arguing, just one leaf asserting dominance over a sexless betamale.
>>205716243Yes I am.
Holy shit this brit VPN isn't blocked
>>205716229WHAT IN THE NAME. THAT IS MY DAMN CAB YOU. HEYY, MY CAB! GET IN THE BACK, AHHHH.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNildRvhlSE
>mfw the betamale is seething hard af now
My job has lots of downtime because after I complete a task, I have to wait for feedback before I can move onto a new task and feedback usually takes forever. I'm not allowed to use phone/game consoles/e-readers at my desk. Books are technically allowed, but since desks are open, my coworkers and boss would be able to see that I'm reading and not working. What the fuck am I supposed to do all day?
Yes you are.
>>205716229
>>205716266Write a story or doodle
Beat that betacuck leaf. Feelsgoodman.
I am so fucking ugly
Was the industrial revolution a mistake? Discuss
>>205716033Not that name, sorry anonI'd usually squad up with my buddies from school
Played piano for three hours total today
>>205716302Yes, its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.But that's no reason you can't start heightmaxxing like my pal Bob.
>>205716283loool
>>205716283THATS SO CUTE
Doggo wants to be pet
>>205716302No. We should break free of our solar system sooner or later and that's the only way it's going to happen, obviously
i'm just a beta, cant be a cuck since i never had a gf
>>205716344But what if we find out there is no way to colonize other planets, let alone leave the solar system? Then all this "progress" was for nothing
>mfw I help betamales self improve by pointing out their faults and shaming them in front of Anons
>betacuck seething this hard
>>205716344TRUEIf we don't get to Promixa Centauri in my lifetime I'm going to be pissed
>candid pic of Anon waiting for his ladyfriend to confirm plans>"please confirm"
>>205715775I am doing plumbing apprenticeship but not sure if I can get a regular shitbox or should I get a pick up truck
>betacuck now making things up>seething this hardYou love you see it.
>>205716283
>>205716418Every tradechad gets a truck
>p-please>please c-c-confirm
>Locked post. New comments cannot be posted.
What is the duty of a good man? To submit himself to fate: it is a great consolation to be swept away together with the entire universe: whatever law is laid upon us that thus we must live and thus we must die, is laid upon the gods also: one unchangeable stream bears along men and gods alike: the creator and ruler of the universe himself, though he has given laws to the fates, yet is guided by them: he always obeys, he only once commanded. "But why was God so unjust in His distribution of fate, as to assign poverty, wounds, and untimely deaths to good men?" The workman cannot alter his materials: this is their nature. Some qualities cannot be separated from some others: they cling together; are indivisible.
>>205716390I'd be fine with it at least getting PROBED
>>205716435I need a truck by March and I am scared that I won't be able to get/ be able to afford it
>>205716455based seneca
>leafcuck seething this hard>never has a girl respond to anything he says>tries to attack me without a basisThe cope is so strong. That's how you know I won.
>>205716418Nah get a truck, maybe not a full size if you don't have the money. Ranger or a Tacoma would be good fits. Frontiers are OK but parts aren't as common. Stay away from the small Chev and GM pickups, they're all shit now.
>>205716476What do you think about the Ford Maverick?
>mfw he's having a total meltdown now
>1 out of 5 canadians don't have a primary care providerI thought free healthcare was good though lolz
>need a replacement for an old cheap tool that got shitty>look on amazon>meh I'll buy them from the hardware store later because I need some other thing from there>buy the tool>$15 but on sale for $12>thinking I got a good deal>a day later open amazon again>"continue shopping" menu>shows the EXACT same tool same brand for $5
>>205716476I not sure I will get enough I need one by mid March and I only have 732 bucks
spinster are you here right now?
>>205716512I think I felt a chill
>>2057164971 out of 5 canadians are immigrants without social security
>>205716488Wouldn't touch it for a while, they're still too new and Ford has had a very bad run with their F150s for the past decade. The Rangers are based on a global platform they've been selling all over the world since they discontinued the North American rangers in 2011. It's very proven and even the old Rangers were decent little trucks. Mavericks are still too expensive for what you're getting, the only really "cheap" ones are 2WD and you don't get a truck in 2WD only.
>>205716497It's not free. It's taxpayer funded. And when we get jeeted, there's not a lot we can do about it.
know your place filthy americans
>>205716507You've lost, you were supposed to quote like this>>mfw he's having a total meltdown now Since you're posting your face when you are implying you are the crying soyjak
>>205716524we're annexing you anyways
>>205716497>According to the National Association of Community Health Centers (NACHC), 30% of Americans don't have a primary care doctor due to a shortage of providers. That's worse!
>>205716366Sure was
christ I really did a number on this guy
>>205716524Yet we are all truly mogged by Kazakhstan
>>205716534I've never seen anyone do it that way before.
https://youtu.be/LX_RW4jtyg0am i a bad person if i laughed at this?
>>205716552>never witnessed a soyduelIt's over
>>205716544https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_bomb
>>205716460Go on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace or something. Tons of used old trucks on there. Get an extended cab with a long bed, none of that crew cab garbage
>>205716545universal healthcare should be better than our system, howeverbeit
St. John's was nice
>missed corporate healthcare enrollmenthow fucked am i lads
>>205716574the government doesn't do anything better than a private company can do it.
>>205716562I've never seen anyone >> it. How about you stay out of it, burgeranon.This is between me, and the betacuck that I owned, because he's simping for a single mom who's not going to sleep with him.
>>205716519I really liked the looks of it but i guess the Ranger is the better option still
>>205716488>Unibody>truckPick one
oh my science
>>205716418get a used tacoma theyre basedtoyota ftw
>>205716581St. John's Australia is the joke ahaha
>>205716574And it is, based on the stats, even with all the Canadian doctors that go to the USA, we're still doing better.
>>205716574We live 4 years longer than you on average
>>205716497Any Canadian citizen (so all white people) who aged into their 20s in the past 10 years actually got royally fucked over. It's a bit complicated to explain but (age depending on province) if you aged out of the age that your parents are meant to pay your insurance, you were taken off of the physician's list and put back on a application list with low priority, and it happened to be at the worst time ever. Many Indian immigrants were listed as high priority due to their immigration circumstances. So you just had no doctor anymore for no reason whatsoever. It was given to a pajeet in place of you.
>We live 4 years longer than you on average
They're saying these drones (planes and fake cgi videos) are coming from Iran and that they have a "mothership" on our east coast and that's where the drones are coming from. I know it doesn't make a whole lot of sense that Iran would somehow be able to chill on our eastern seaboard without us knowing, that we don't have car-sized drones, and that iran would fly drones around in insignificant parts of New Jersey for some reason, but some schizo on Fox news who won't reveal his source said it's true so it must be.
>>205716516Immigrants actually have MORE access to healthcare. They get certain newcomer benefits and they're prioritized based on certain immigrant circumstances.
Should I apologize for beating him so badly? He seems genuinely upset about it and that wasn't my intent.
>>205716633Good one
>>205716640It's your government trying to scare you all into giving up more freedoms.
lol canadians havent go it through their thick skulls that the jeetization of society will eventually subtract 20 years of life expectancy
what the FUCK is going on here
>>205716646>Immigrants actually have MORE access to healthcare.maybe if you were a decent fucking human being you'd understand why marginalized immigrants need this
>>205716665Two canadians are arguing over who is the bigger cuck
>he thinks he won>all he did was make false accusations and never proved that his knew how to be a chadYou beat no one, and you're delusional for thinking otherwise.
got killed by ten million drones from new york and new jersey
>>205716670Nah, they can go the fuck back to where they came from.
I studied for 2 hours today but didn't do any reading sections. Should I read or play Skyrim?
Here's your new truck bro
>>205716684THIS MONKEY'S GOOOOOOOOOOONE TO HEAVEN
How the fuck did Trudeau win 3 times?
>>205716640They don't want you to know what's really going on, the sub-rosa arms race to develop ARVs
Helo /cum/mers im back
>>205716698
>>205716700play a good game like bayonetta instead
>>205716706Then GOD IS 7
>>205716714>you've ever read so farholy ESL
Why nothing can be just a coincidence anymore?
>>205716316Not my name that was an autistic brit that probably had the most hours on that server. might have been an admin not sure
>>205716726judens
>>205716715Fag game
been edging a sneeze for 10 minutesplease god make it happen or not
>>205715921Dennis
>>205716736bless you
>trannies who get with cis men call themselves straight when did this start
>>205716738O shit I forgot about dennis
why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Feels a bit like gravedancing at this point, he's clearly hurt and at Christmas time no less.
I haven't been horny in literal weeks
>>205716707Liberals are very efficient in their ridings. The seats they win, they *just* barely win. While Conservatives aren't efficient in their ridings. When they win, they dominate the count. Which means that the Conservatives actually have to be extra popular in the areas that the Liberals normally win, otherwise the majority of voters just default to Liberal.Also the last election was called to prevent a scandal from being uncovered, so the majority of the public didn't realize how bad things really were.
>>205716736yank one of your nose hairs out, makes me sneeze everytime
it's a nothing burger, right?
>>20571674430ish years agot. knower
>44% of americans live in a household with a gun>33% of Canadian households have at least one firearm owner/cum/ fuck with us
>>205716725>Americans>don't even know EnglishGrim.
>>205716736I'd say look at the sun but considering the hour a bright light could help
>>205716757>The seats they win, they *just* barely winsounds familiar
>>205716765>trannies >30 years ago yeah no
>>205716755I somewhat envy you
>leafs turning on burgers>in cum of all placesi dont like this
>>205716761Trump will fix it
>the betacuck thinks he's winning>I'm actually pissing on his graveIt's so sad watching his cope. I know he can't stop, because I'm the only attention he's going to get all night.
Me? I just have sex when I want to
>>205716784they have severe TDS
>>205716784canadians in /cum/ are always whiny pissbabies thoever
>>205716784don't worry soon we'll turn all the leafs INTO burgers
>>20571676530 years ago trannies were these funny things in movies (rarely) or in thailand. Zero cultural relevance.
>>205716793just like a woman
>>205716766/brit/ could never
>>205716766bless companies like PSA whose MO is "sell as many guns as possible to as many people to make government disarment effectively impossible"
>>205716744For sure after Ace Ventura.
>learned about the Nazi book burnings oh so that's where it comes from
Drunk as all fuck ama
>>205716822oy vey anon those nazis were burning every valuable book in existence so you couldn't learn any maths!!
>>205716761gigapump coming in January
>>205716707he only won a majority once, each other time he had like 30% of the popular vote which was less than the Conservatives. Losing the popular vote but staying as prime minister had never happened in Canadian history before. Funny thing is the CBC (our cucked version of PBS) used to seethe orangeman didn't win the popular vote, but after Trudeau lost the popular vote it didn't matter anymore.
>mfw I've buckbroken Anon without even tryingGuess I don't even realize how powerful I am sometimes.
>>205716761institutions are just trimming positions expecting high volatility in the short term. public is driving prices lower because mr market is bipolar and they cant see large volume of sell orders without panicking.it is a nothing burger.
>the delusion is so strong with this one>he can't stop crying for my attentionIt's so sad, he's going to cry himself to sleep.
>>205716822were you playing that indiana jones game or something lol
>>205716806>Zero cultural relevance.umm they had Rocky Horror Picture movie that was something right
>>205716784literally one guy
Why is there now an anti finasteride psyop in the last few months?
>>205716761dubs and something happens
https://youtu.be/ZJdZ4cbvyCg
>>205716781that's when the terminology was all laid out and it sexualities of transgenders were specifically defined (in this way) by them
Are we sure these are two leafs arguing and not one schizo?
>>205716881it's being banned in the EU
HELLO SIRS
>>205716892Quote two of the posts, and I'll show you that the betacuck can't handle that I know he's a simp.
im back
>>205716899so it's probably good then, whatever it is. the EU is awful and solely designed to keep Europe poor
>>205716899why
>>205716900they look happy together
>>205716808Many of them delude themselves into thinking otherwise, believe it or not
>>205716892I gave him some simple advice to help his game and he sperged out and won't stop seething. Honestly just trying to help the poor guy out so he's not a permavirgine.I was gonna set him up with picrel but she only dates guys who don't confirm.
>>205716892there is a leaf in this general that argues with himself and starts jerking off if people join in
>Jew's have had influence over earth for 7k plus years >people on the internet will tell you god isn't real yikes
>>205716755Your hormones are fucked start taking vitamins and eating cleaner and going on walks and stop taking medication
billions must die
>>205716903
time to play goldeneye 007(n64) again
>>205716806I'm just saying when they started saying that about themselves. most of the terminology and ideology was already laid out in the 90s including that for example "a lesbian transgender woman is a transgender woman that is attracted to other women" was already defined in their ideology. LGBT propaganda pamphlets at places like Firefly had such
>>205716919I concur However, how do we achieve such a goal?
>>205716908just look at all that freedom to go your own way and forge your own path
>>205716908give me rail or give me death
>>205716901>>205716915I think you're onto something >>205716916
>>205716915woah mama sexo awooga
>>205716932vaccines
trillions must suffer to enable the beautiful lives of a few
>>205716940
forge your own path bros
>>205716939death for you then
>>205716909they said it can make you suicidal and is being reviewed right now>meanwhile being bald can make weak men suicidal>this is fine >but troons being suicidal over their dick get free surgeries to cut it offreally makes one think
ok so i watched remember me. now you see, there are good plot twists and bad plot twists. Remember me is an example of a bad plot twist. period.
>>205716932Get directly involved in ukraine
if you could do one thing within reason for your countrywhat would you do?I would make school uniforms mandatory
>>205716955crazy how beautiful life can look sometimes
>>205716955I always wondered if the guy in the middle is skateboarding
>now he's screencapping posts to prove his worth to complete strangersyeah definitely not a mad beta move at all
>>205716966Remove the Civil Rights Act
>>205716966end my existence and make this world a better place
>>205716955do euros actually think towns look like this
>>205716952You could just be using inspect element, I'm not convinced
>>205716966legalize nuclear bombs
>>205716958Depression isn't a sign of weakness.
>>205716955jaywalking $50 fine
>>20571696625 year moratorium on all immigration and granting of citizenship
>>205716915You gave no advice, and just said "you're a neet for thinking that women would talk to you at work, you gotta be a chad and just tell her".Then I explained that single moms need notice, so they can actually sort their life out. Then you declared victory.There was nothing that you did to help. You just think you did, because you simp for single moms.
>>205716929It was before that. Lou Sullivan died in *1991* and he defined himself as a gay transsexual man, "gay" meant to convey attraction to men.
>>205716984I don't know what to tell you then. I'm not here to convince a bunch of burgers, I'm here to mock that leaf for thinking that he won.
>>205717001Ha you replied, I win.
>>205716966school swimsuits mandatory
>>205716881For a long time there have been concerns about sexual and psychiatric effects.
>>205716987it kinda is especially if you actually an hero
>>205717024I'm never having sex anyway
>>205717030>>205717030>>205717030new
>>205717003he died of aids so he really truly was a fag in the end
>>205717028Not really, no. Read a bit.
>>205717034janny aint gonna like that
>>205717034too early, shan't be using
janny can suck my balls
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>>205717016You're a betacuck who will sleep alone until long after you're a wizard. Making up a win condition on 4chan isn't a win.
shit
fart
poop
bump limit reached :)
>205717133>fucking seeeeeeeeething lol
