edition
codybros there's a plasma drone outside in the back yard!!!!!!!
BBC
awful dogshit zinger yank edition time for bed, keep our general alive goyim
It's 4 30 freaking AM over there no wonder it's codybro hours
>>205717694roll
Ashes to ashesShit to shit
Wish she’d use me as a personal toilet.
>>205717774>muh dickyoure better than this m9
£500 every month for every child a married couple of native (Celtic or English) ethnicity that couple has. Have 3 kids of native ethnicity? That’s £1,500 a month. This goes for unmarried couples and single parents as well assuming the child is of native ethnicity. Boom. The UK’s population situation sorted.
Might get a gf next year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9n-CRwwO4
>>205717973the elite hate us so would never happenalso if it were offered the people would vote against it because the masses are too thick to vote for their own self-interest
just realised every film ive rated from before 1980 i rated 4 stars or above on letterboxd.. lmfao. im legit a silly silly bitch and i fucking love it desu.
sexo con hilo británico sexo si
>>205717661Peter GabrielHeard this in The Long Way Down ft Ewan McGregror who is himself a decent singer. Did an amazing job in Moulin Rougehttps://youtu.be/KWTLQw01Yx8?si=oCH5TF37Dx0Jm1ha
>>205718218Brazilian monkey talk
>>205717973Loads of white chavs are on benefits mate, churning out little white wogs, and they're some of the worst scum around. Reckon you should stop talking about things you don't know anything about tbqh
>>205718316Classist nonsense
>>205718316Do you really need to be so impolite?
>>205718348 codycels deserve it
>>205718331I'm working class. Chavs are just scum. Simple as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0
I wonder if that one bong is getting pegged by their tinder date rn...
>>205718352cody bros...
>Grandfather, 76, is mugged outside his home before being run over by his OWN car - as boy, 15, appears in court charged with robbery
*farts the riff to Seven Nation Army*
https://soundcloud.com/alpha-corin/on-the-hills
>>205718459
>>205718316Done himI'm like Nick Cage in Unlimited compared to those fools
Survive the Jive. Wish complete narcissistic collapse on that mumbling fool.
I’d shag them both.
>>205718587you wont though
>>205718616kek done him
Not clicking a single link.
might become a soundcloud rapper
might become a soundcloud fapper
>might become a soundcloud rapper
why do recorders even existare they inherently shitty instruments or do we associate them with being shit because we're all forced to play them in primary school?a flute can sound good but i've never heard a recorder that wasn't offensive to the ear
Man. Look at arnie today. Aging is a bitch.
>>205718811he looks quite jolly
>>205718811why does he look chinese?
been playing half-life for the first timewhy on earth is aim assist on by default? are you supposed to play it like that?
>>205718781kys gingerpedo
>>205718806Recorders are flutes mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2llUVqWDl0
>>205718842i KNOW
normie mate keeps trying to get me to watch the hunger gamesjust wasnae interested
Alien 3. Not great. 4/5.
called the police on the noisy neighbor with the dog. funny i dont hear it barking this evening. ahhh, can you hear that? enjoy the silence.
mad how people are really just here to fuck but we pretend there's more to it than that so we put on this huge pantomime and now we all have to work and pay taxes
>>205719009mad how you've never had sex
>>205718806My dad plays the recorder
>>205719015
eating poo
>>205719009>pantomimethats one way of looking at it. honestly think people are just adapting in order to survive. procreation is survival but it doesnt matter given a long enough time frame
>>205719028I put mine in the freezer overnight then take it to work and by lunchtime its thawed and i can have it as a tasty treat
reading the great australian novel; the cunt of monte cristo
>>205719057good lad
bet chapelle roan takes great stinking poos out of that massive pasty pale backside of hers
>>205719019the pink one yeah i bet he does
>>205719067>is an American singer and songwriter. Working with collaborator Dan Nigroi think i've heard quite enough
>>205719079not a big fan of danigros are we?
>>205719089vile
>>205717694What is this? An EDL school?Hardly representative of modern Britain
>>205719089Foul harlot
i'm rorke but all these videos talking about how gta 6 is going to be woke when we know so little about it are making me cringe harddo better, yank rorkes
>do better
imagine how expensive it must've been to get those shots of cillian murphy walking through london and it's completely deserted
Good morning chaps ive hit snooze on my alarm and i can barely see my phone screen. Very windy last night (both outside and inside my smelly bedroom :))
>>205719128London's pretty empty on the summer dawn
>>205719108why do you care about gta 6
>>205719140repulsive whore repent before it's too late
>>205719152You know what repenting is, right?
tonguing their stinky little shit pipes
>>205719150what do you mean? it's the most anticipated game ever
>>205719165nonce
>>205719160i was talking to the girl in the photo not you goblin boy
>>205719009>>205719054to add to this it would seem the more time passes the more they become aware (albeit subconsciously) of this fact which might explain your belief that they are in fact aware and are just pretending this of course is my opinion
>>205719181so what games suck in the current year you play as a wog and shoot people and steal cars, how fun didnt it get old after the other 5
>>205719184Judge not, that ye be not judged.
>>205719190no one thinks you're cool for being a contrarian you know
>>205719200im not being contrarian for the sake of it, it's literally what i thinki played gta 4 a bit then i got bored of the whole platform. how do you not grow out of it
>>205719218>im not being contrarian for the sake of ityes you are, you're literally presenting your opinion as though it's the norm from which everyone else is deviating
>>205719207one on the right is repulsive
>>205719229modern games sucking is objectively true hahah get some taste
>>205719191poor understanding of that chapter
>>205718316TOTAL CHAV VICTORY
>>205718811I'll punch this cunt in the mouth no cap
>>205719243depends entirely on the studio, there are still some out there with passion and no suits cracking the whip on them
>>205719243any games you like?
>>205719246You're a bore.
>>205719289judge not lest ye be judged
>>205719287some of my favorites are fable, street fighter, oblivion, stalker, some specific pokemon games but i cant tell if it's just nostalgia nowdays i just play osrs sometimes when im bored and stressed out. that's the only game id play today
>>205719314I already forgave you.
>>205719325normie taste
>>205719344sorry i dont enjoy niche jap rpgs or whatever you likebut i like shenmue also ngl
Roger Scruton? More like Roger's Scrotum am I right?
>>205719384old hag youre not cute
>>205719384imagine eating her shit
>>205719384lauren walled hard
for fucks sake why is it so expensive to get a passport
>>205719325These days I prefer walking sims.
In an essay, "Sexual morality and the liberal consensus" (1990), Scruton wrote that homosexuality leads to the "de-sanctifying of the human body" because the body of the homosexual's lover belongs to the same category as his own.
>>205719558Masturbation is homosexuality also
>>205719573Big time baby
>>205718331Why is racism OK but classism is bad? You should at least be consistent.
>>205719582classism is outdated and blasé, racism is still new and novel
>>205719582they're both based and redpilled
>>205719617Other way around in polite society >>205719625I agree
>>205719652She's basically just paraphrasing Bastiat.
>>205718316white chavs on welfare? horrible!tons of invasive foreigners on welfare? yeah nah just let it slide
York Uni’s Reform Society has a banging logo
>>205718331Scruton does not need to underline the sadness of the moment when he tells his father he has got into Cambridge and his father stops speaking to him
>>205719663How about nobody on welfare? We just get rid of it
tom scott and sam hyde are the same age
>>205719637that would require of us to live in polite society, which, in term, has also become outdated
Am oinkophobic
leftypol didn't say a word about this
>>205719671Oxford man was he?
>>205719582Some poor people need to be brought down a peg, firmly believe this. Union cunts in particular but also farmers. Farmers need a peg shifting. They look down on non-farmers, sitting on millions in property value too often times, their kids will be millionaires with the better than you attitude they learned on the farm. This is how it be.
>>205719688inhumane and impractical
>>205719522ktim in 50 yearshate the idea of dying alone but it is inevitable
>>205719712just so funny, because exactly how are monkeys supposed to be offensive to darkies? why does it have to have an explanation?
trannies are disgusting
I am a woman.
>>205719737try getting really into model trains
>I am a woman.
>>205719752
there are no women in /brit/, maybe the odd tranny
that was worth posting
just ate a boiled egg
Pakistani girlsLike fish in a barrel
just hated someone with a different skin colour to me
>the odd trannyAs opposed to the normal tranny?
>>205719826post forearm
post your ugly fucking forearm or stfu
>>205719812didnt ask
>>205719878
Nta but what the hey
fuck i hope i don't get a 3-dayer for that
>>205719826I don’t hate, I respect and recognise differences. It’s a form of heuristics. Bad form to expect someone with an IQ of 80 to live in a modern liberal high trust society. It would be like asking a chimp to make good conversation at a dinner party. Cruel to the society and the individual in question. Better for all concerned that we live apart
>>205719894get some sun, youre looking a little pasty
>>205719878wtf man
>>205719907it's from the other night when i tried to kill myself
>>205719818Getting a poor foreign wife is morally grim, so is being one. One person is using his passport for sex and the other is using another human being as a stepping stone out of the third world.
>>205719913the absolute madman
>>205719904Nuh I don't want skin cancer
>>205719913why’d you fail then
>>205719946why are you here?
>>205719913Sry to hear that. Hope you're doing better now
>>205719953why are you?
medical "doctors" are the fake doctorsreal doctors are those who devote their lives to the liberal arts
>>205719935grim beyond belief
Reminder: a lemon that insists it’s a lime and paints itself green is still a lemon.
>>205719946quantum immortality
>>205719935leftypol demanding we all pretend this is normal healthy behaviour
just arrived on the mayflower
Mad how Luigi Mangione is a terrorist now but school shooters aren't
>>205719984well actually rorke all lemons are green when they're unripe
>>205719997Luigggi Mannggionnnne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVSACs0BkUUChills.
Mummy
>>205720004>unripe’
Kek
>>205720039
>>205719997terrorism requires a political ideology, being a whiny incel isn't a political ideology
>>205720067trannyism is absolutely a political ideologyworse than that it's a cult
>>205719961asking the important questions
Got woken up at 5.45am by the sheer quantity of mucus emanating from my schnozz ffsWhen I blew it out there was some blood in itNow toil looms
>>205720062>poopFOY
the toil freaks really do be actually going to toilits just automatic at this point, they dont even think about it just, they just awake and immediately start the processsad little freaks
>>205719997Don't see what the controversy is over this desuHis victim was a semi-random choice, the purpose of the murder was to strike terror in the heart of the CEOs of big soulless health insurance companiesErgo, he's a terrorist
semi-random isn't a real thing
being unemployed isn't a personality trait, rorke
>>205720136your mom wasn't a thing in bed last night dude!!! *raises hand to cody for a high five which he enthusiastically obliges*
>>205720149Down low, bro!
quite the transition
Bear with me here because this one’s a bit long-winded. Are Emma putting a hot dog in and out of her bum repeatedly and putting it between a hot dog bun and telling me it’s a chili dog. I’d eat that shit up.
>>205720189What if she was like 'you have to kiss a bloke first'?
>>205720136It isHe selected a broad category of CEOs of big soulless health insurance companiesAnd then opportunistically chose one he was able to whack to make his general statement, rather than one he had a personal and specific grudge against
>>205720185two different people you spastic
>>205720199But they're wearing the same t-shirtHave two different people ever wore the same t-shirt before?
>>205719961
>>205719188bore off you virgin gimp
>>205717694Uhhhh... sex i guess
>>205720234
Mad how I have an attractive 21yo internet gf who I've still never met but have talked to every day for more than two yearsNever really wanted to have an internet gf like some sort of weirdo but it just happened
Brotherstein says he's not coming for Christmas now because Wifeberg says she doesn't want him to bring this random bulgarian bloke who he asked could come along.
>>205720129damn terrorism is based as fuck
>>205720264you done that facetime sex?
>>205720304No, just over messaging, sometimes sending photos/videos (mostly her sending them to me desu, I don't send much in return). She'd probably be up for it, but I'd be very tugging off on a video call, or even just a regular call
a boiled egg and a pickled beetroot for brekkie
rorke installing ubuntu for the first time
>>205717694Erm
>>205720391
rorke uninstalling skyrim for the 12th time
Doctor looking at my penis today.
leftypol getting a computer virus
rorke be like ay cuh
leftypol shagging kids
dross threadbe ashame
>Family devastated after kitten 'eaten' by dog
Couldn't be arsed to get my phimosis sorted out so I just stopped having sex instead. Not like there's any real opportunities for sex once you're above the age of 25 anyway
>>205720417Oy vey I bet he has his scalpel at the ready.
>nonce bait thread complete with noncey replies left up for over 3 hoursgets worse by the day this shithole
*goes to check the catalog*
>>205720473begging for it
>>205720473>can't see a picture of children without thinking about noncesthink you might be a nonce lad
utter paff and horse bollocks
my twink feet fucking stink
otter bollocks and horse spaff
holding in the morning's poo to create tremendously aromatic farts
>>205720500nice projection. you know what the op intended and all the other shitty replies to it mean
lib-dems, lib-demsTORRIES, TORRIES
Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile, OBE, KCSG
horse cocks
>nice projection
Bought something off of AliExpress lads. Actually very impressed with it
>>205720537The OP is inexcusable but noncey jokes are part of British culture to be fair
sir gary glitter
>>205720556Hmmmm
Jimmy Saville was never convicted of any crimes.
Quick pre-8am browse of r/BreedingMaterial and r/Lactation need castrating me
>>205720556Is it bigger than the breadbin?
>>205720556dildo didnt break apart in your arsehole then did it?
>gen x is 35-54 (1970-1989) now for some reason
Bit bloody blustery out
>>205720023Theresa May looks like THAT!?
>>205720537i googled uk, looked at the news, it said something about a choir. so i found an image to use as the op so itd be relate to britain. hope this helps
>>205720580Absolute state of Gen Z
>>205720580Bizarre how cuckold or interracial hardly ever feature on these stats
>>205720580>Gen Y 25
>>205720580when zoomers are 60 we'll still be calling them boomers. these categories are fucking dead
>>205720612they're only popularity relative to other ages so those must be universally enjoyed
>>205720617so this is leftypol
>>205720580>boomers 55+cunt the boomers are fucking DEAD
Seems like rorke has won the tranny front of the culture war
>>205720604*bing
>>205720563>>205720572>>205720575It's actually a replacement battery for my sony earbuds which sony refuse to repair for free despite acknowledging that it was their firmware update that fucked the battery. Yanks however can get it repaired for free or replaced with a newer model. Mad as I thought we had better consumer protections than them (and also didn't drop two nuclear bombs on their heads) but hey ho. Chinks to the rescue
>>205720580>bbc porn not on thereBullshit stats nice
Rorke wearing his GamerGate veterans badge out to lunch at Toby Carvery in hopes of a discount
>>205720580porn is grim
>>205720635Nobody likes trannies. Nobody ever liked them. It was just a middle class fad like Arga cookers and electric cars.
reallsy struggled to get out of bed today rip
what if instead of saying "grim" about things you don't like, you said "trim" about things you DO likehot cup of tea? trim
Hope the American economy collapses. They need another great depression to kill their ego a bit.
>>205720694That’s a stupid idea. You’re stupid.
If you’re a loser on reddit it’s wholesomeIf you’re a loser on 4chan it’s dangerous Weird that
MILF nation
>>205720701it's habbening
>>205720694it's grim/peng
>>205720701the tariff wills fix things
>>205720708Don't think having cancer counts as being a "loser" in the sense you mean it
>>205720708
>>205720694>In Atlanta slang, "trim" is a slang term that can mean "tripping" or "doing some crazy stuff". It can be used to describe something in a positive or negative way.
>>205720725Peng is wog talk. If something’s good you should reply by saying corrr
>>205720719Wonder what auto loans stats are like
>>205720736Good for him.
>>205720734he gave it to himself by drinking that swill
sir gay porn
>>205720734He said his life is a mess. I checked his profile and he has no wife or kids and is active in r/plushies. He’s a loser cancer or no cancer
>>205717694c_cute ears ;___;
>>205720701i'd be chilling by a barrel-fire eating a can of beans
>>205720717Teen isn’t a category in any country?
Apparently this Dev Patel jeet might be the next bond…. White bois can’t take anymore humiliation
>>205720761plastic microfibres in the plushies probably went him up his dick when he was shagging them. thats how he got cancer
>>205720774I’d call myself Spuds McDuffy and become a train-jumping hobo with bindle and ratty top hat.
what crime would british walter white do to make money to pay for his cancer treatment?
>>205720822set up a dodgy sweet shop
>>205720807trim
>>205720822>He doesn't know about the British remake Breaking Dad.
>>205720822He’d be dead before he was diagnosed. We have the worst cancer survival rates of any developed country and seeing a GP to try to get a referral is a joke
>>205720829this minx is begging for me to meet her
next edition better be trim
>>205720799brutal if true
Left or right?
lts true. My auntie had cancer and she's dead now
brits are heartbroken when the telly shows propagandawe both need a counter-culture again
>>205720851Well, there's your show right there. Barry White can't see a GP to get his cancer treated, so he decided to set up a dodgy kebab shop.
The American healthcare system is the best in the world and we should sell them the NHS
>>205720892eshuta?
Ashamed to say I have a thing for slim girls who could only be that slim if they had an eating disorder
why do women even take willies for a living? all they need to do to make money is talk into the camera and put a pic of them in skimpy clothes as the thumbnail. they make a fortune either way so turns out the ones that do porn are doing it just for the love of degrading themselves
>>205720911Yeah quite mental how they have the best healthcare in the world but can't stop whinging on about how much they hate it
>>205720923they make more money by taking willies
>>205720890left of course
>>205720934no they dont
>>205720923I reckon the attractive ones could get away with talking to the camera, but the mids will need to take dick or be degraded.Thing about are lily is that she’s a good looking lass
Slowly losing my mind a-la Tim Bryne due to my desire to move to Norway
>healthcarewe've all got to go sometime
>>205720939probably do
can booze rot away your arse
>>205720921might as well shag this lil niga
>>205720949Ozempic and self driving cars about to push you to the top of the lifespan rankings. Especially if a trump style figure succeeds in getting gun happy chocolate Americans away from normal people
>>205720952not necessarilyplus its saying like to someone who makes 100,000 doing 40 hours a week. you're missing out because you could be making 115 doing 80 hours
>>205720975Normal people? Bit racist
>>205720959Is there a girl version? I’m not gay
>>205720975mental how brits will be extremely optimistic about anything but their own countrywell, i guess it's not THAT mental
More like health(I don't)care
>>205720955literally spat out my coffee
new >>205721003
>>205720992Alri the tories
>>205721023>>205721023>>205721023>>205721023
>>205720955not if you drink it via your arse
>>205721006not trimnot trim at alli'm not gonna say the 'g-word' but it's not trim
