light meal edish
poo smells lmao
Katy exchanging wet sloppy kisses with Ngubu Ogoubayou from the exotic Nigeria right over the grave of her dead grandfather, we love to see it x
>>205721003next time dont bother
I am a woman.
>>205721040>mfw you ride an entire lifetimes worth of cronem cock but there’s still a nice meek timmy at the end waiting with flowers for you corr x
>>205721056regret unhiding your post
listened to some uk "drill" rapthey were talking about how they are big bad drug dealers and will shoot/stab youwho do they think they're fooling?
might start filtering ausdog posts
>>205721087Rap? More like crap.
Trimmed my pubes and had a shower in anticipation of the doctor looking at my penis.
>>205721123whats wrong with it
>>205721147foreskin too tight
morning /brit/ its 2:27 am here. i dont feel so well, nothing that some sleep, water, and exercise wont fix though. waiting for the stock market to open. any new years resolutions for 2025? ive decided ill stop smoking. im also going to try to limit my time on 4chan.
>>205721166no such thing. doesnt need to retract at all. just do it
leftypol exposedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/LrKT2gdc_x8
aromatic fougère sprayed directly into the ol' jappers
mad how fun of a game both l4d2 and tf2 are
>US father-of-five dies after bear shot dead in tree by a hunting group falls on him
The jews ruined Star Wars, Star Trek and Marvel
you better check yo self before you wreck yo self
>>205721181inner monologue is to consciousness is what subvocalisation is to reading. people who don't do it are smarter and more successful. thats what maes them normies and us autists
>>205721181>when I need to form an opinion I go to a trusted news site and depending on how I'm feeling I will take that opinion based on facts and that will become my own
when I need to form an opinion I go to a trusted anime image board
the rules of "big bank take little bank" are simple>players empty their pocket and show how much money they have>whoever has the most money keeps all the money from the other playersdo you play this in the UK?
>>205721285
>>205721181think you need an autism assessment asap if you cant tell this is satire
You remember that big parachute thing as a kid where you'd throw it in the air and sit under it before it deflatesCan you put a hot air channel underneath it and just vibe. Like a hot air balloon. Byt it's on the ground. And it's a fireplace. And it protects you from the elements while sitting on the groundWhy does no one do thisIt's a self-erecting teepee
emmayank stop using a vpn and post your 23andme like a good lad
worried about farting at the doctors
Listened to 100 gecs and did not care for it one bit
Just woke up and went for a walk but I'm already feeling excited for my nap.
15 min. until market opens and i dont have a plan
it’s all well and good but the air jordans are still squeaking x
got a face like a walnut and i'm only 28
>>205721351arrest all women
>>205721372moisturise, my nigga
Globalism is winning x
nearly every stock in trumps portfolio shows green. might just copy him
>>205721351would shag the lot except for the ogre
li auto, xpeng, and nio
Mad how you can die of an aneurysm at any moment and it's just like "that's it boys"
>>205721401Makeup for queers and women, thatI drink plenty of water anyway
leftypol insisting it's totally fine for him to pursue a single, sexless lifestyle at age 31, insisting that his decision is totally as valid as someone who gets married and has children
>>205721450ok virgin
>Makeup for queers and women, that>I drink plenty of water anyway
Air Jordans finna SQUEAK
>>205721465>>205721482seethe on
>>205721485Katy…
Morning Britain.Have a great day!
Worry not and take heart lads. The winter will pass and spring will be here before you know it. Of course this means much more in the US than in the UK since the US actually gets pretty weather in spring instead of everything being grim all the time.
>>205721510Ah yes, that single-climate region of 'The US'
>Uber Technologies Inc. stock rises Tuesday, outperforms market
i saw a post where an american dude in japan felt provoked on the train by a long wallet sticking out of a japanese dude's back pocket. said it felt like an invitation to just yoink it since they made it way too easy to pickpocket them. comments were almost all people agreeing he should've snatched it to teach the guy a lesson.what a fucking world we live in.
>>205721521Yeah. In Florida and SoCal the weather’s nice year round.
three more days until winter
>>205721548Its been winter for weeks
Mouthyank covering his face whilst he fucks his ugly chinese wife
and i said morning dee lads
>seasideMARK already deleted his leaving YouTube postsit lush, 4x more uploads
>>205721566Common misconception
whats on todays agenda lads?
>>205721580Unhid all of his videos and uploaded an hour ago kek
>>205721583Winter begins November 1st as far as I’m concerned.
no fucking clue
serv robotics
>>205721603it beer week it's lush
>>205721612Why are you concerned?
>>205721580>deleted his leaving YouTube postsmissed this one. Pissed up night on the live stream was it?
>>205721583know you’re joking but there are likely mongs that would believe that winter begins in the solstice as it’s what google says
smoking a cigarette
cute and humourous cat image
>>205721664I hate winter.
AusCHADS get nice, hot, crisp weather that makes the end of the year perfect for beer, the beach, outdoor activities, late nights and even relaxing sporting events such as cricket. Brits get shitty cold weather that makes them stay inside like and do gay shit like sit in front of the fireplace like pathetic virgins. I know which one I prefer.
currently fighting the urge to wankit is through victories like these, that heroic men are made
Winter's lushBit grim for the first few weeks of the clocks going back but then it becomes very womfy
>>205721691>outdoor activities Such as?
>>205721691least we have an excuse to sit in our smeggy bedrooms and drink, it’s too cold and dark to do anything else you are an incel ghoul despite living in an extroverted rich white country with perfect weather and a subtropical environment
>>205721701It’s grey and ugly out and I hate it. Of course when you live in a country like the UK where it’s grey and ugly out 360 days of the year I can see why winter wouldn’t be as hated.
>>205721666less than 12 hours ago he was quitting youtube for helen but he's already uploaded today
>>205721707using 4chan on your phone
>>205721730I haven’t seen the yellow of the sun in like 3-4 weeks honestly. just a permanent grey overcast sky and 2 degrees drizzle
>>205721730>Of course when you live in a country like the UK where it’s grey and ugly out 360 days of the yearOnly really true for northern monkeysHad some lovely sunny weather so far this winter in the south
wogs itt need their precious sun to survive while the true pale skin brit thrives in grey britain
>>205721776no you haven’t it’s urban heat island effect from london
>>205721691sounds like a truly awful way to experience christmas ngl
>>205721789I'm 80 miles from London thoughbeit
>>205721786true, wogs go insane and get weak bones and muscle cramps in the british winter if they don’t supplement we evolved here so our skin and physiology are suited to it. apart from the faroe islands and northern siberia the british isles are the cloudiest inhabited places on earth
It truly is a comfy feel having your end of year break coincide with the weather being the best
>>205721816and what is this “good weather” in the depth of winter that is humble provincials were not blessed with 10 degrees and a slightly sunny sky?
Thinking about taking my own lifeI might as wellExcept they might not sell weed in Hell
>>205721827I don’t understand why, even if you had the darkest skin on earth all you’d need to get enough sunlight (even from dogshit weather) is half an hour daylight per day
>>205721854had a stroke reading this don’t get what you’re trying to say
>>205721844Yes, lovelyDunno if you've got them up there but coats and jackets are absolute gamechangers
>>205721867All that sun and beer and outdoor activity has sent him potty
>>205721867I meant all you’d need to get enough vitamin D is half an hour of daylight per day
i bought shares tsm, serv, and li auto. goodnight /brit/
>>205721870that happened here in parts of scotland the other day max temp in winter is 10 but i’ve seen 12 before some days in winter, not unique to the south at all
>>205721909so you're confirming that we are not getting enough
>>205721923Love to hear it
>>205721913This ain't biz nigga. Go flaunt your monopoly money to the pajeets over there.
>>205721906>pray
the lights are blinkingim thinkingit's all over when i go out drinking
>government tells boomer women too thick to plan for their retirement to fuck off>The papers start screamingFucking hate this boomer shithole of a country
>>205721949*tips fedora*
>>205721927You live in an industrialised society, if there was a societal collapse you’d definitely be forced to get it as would almost everyone
>>205721909and you don’t believe it yeah well it’s probably bollocks but brits/irish are the palest people on earth and lived in a very cloudy climate for 5,000 years so we probably need the least
>>205721906How is laughing at a turkey building?
some pasty ass karen tried telling me i cant say nigga (I'm hispanic)
you lads all sorted for Christmas then?
Just got promoted to assistant head of sales targeting at JD sports x
>>205721909Genuinely difficult to come by and wogs need moreIf it's sunny in winter it's still cold so you're mostly covered up
Our people are evolved for the moors and oak forests of these islands not Bondi Beach or Texas
>be australian>die of skin cancer
>>205721960Yeah so stupid that story. Women love equality unless it means they're worse off
Rorke’s da sitting at the top of the stairs and pretending he’s the chaser
>>205722042think of that all by yourself?
Need Emma Watson to cheese off a pungent stinker in close proximity to my nostrils.
>>205722038It's genuinely pathetic>I need compensation because I ignored the news for the entire 1990s and multiple letters from the DWP in the 2000s!
haven’t got my mum and dad anything for christmas i’m fooked aren’t i just going to pick something and pay out the arse for amazon delivery tonight
Are clothes from h&m gay porn clothes?
imagine American Psycho.... but they're all deanos
>>205721040Is this the Milken institute?
>>2057219062025 is gonna be my year so bad gonna own it
>>205722103milken deez nuts
>>205721732fucking hell he even repeats endlessly when typing
FFS I ASKED YOU A NICE QUESTION ONLY TO GET IGNORED YOU IGNORANT CUNTS HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A SHITE CHRISTMAS
>>205722097nothing wrong really with deanos they aren’t bad people just simple minded proles they are yeomen, serfs, happy go lucky idiots whose life centers around financing cars, financed holidays to dubai, pure gym and playing fifa
>>205722013I imagine you’d really only need to have your face uncovered to get appropriate amounts of sunlight, besides just because it’s cloudy doesn’t mean you won’t have UV exposure
Just another couple of days till I’m hearing that sweet, sweet music lads x
>>205722069Plenty of time really, unless you want to get them something very niche and specific There is, of course, the option of leaving the house and going to the shops
>>205722132can’t drive innit
>>205722131hate these new style chairs on planes. always have to ask the attendant for a belt extender
Need to get my bf a crimbo present but no idea what he wants
>>205722145FOLC>>205722153FOF
>>205722130Well I'd imagine you'd imagine wrong but can't be arsed to look into itI'm too lethargic to use Google, not enough Vitamin D, you see
>>205722153You must be a fat cunt, as I'm pretty fat and nowhere near needing a belt extender
finished all my work and my team isn’t doing much so practically a neet till new years watching sopranos on the telly
>>205722123I wasn't implying that they're bad blokes.
>>2057221716'5, 105kg, built like a shit brickhouse
>>205722178american psycho would assume they are bad guys
>>205722165Have a coffee
>>205722192Not necessarily, the non-murdering yuppies are essentially deano-esque
>>205721612Allright Gael>>205721590The same thing that's on every day's agenda: we try and take over the world
>>205722171I only weigh 17 stone you neanderthal
>>205722123As opposed to the average 4channer whose life exists and ends at the computer screen, anime and masturbation
>>205722222>using stone as a unit>calling others neanderthal
>>205721943Already sold everything including mstrCurrent positions: BTC and TSMGoodnight fr this time
>>205722212no they aren’t they are two entirely different cultures being an in shape and boisterous young man does not make someone a “deano”it’s entirely a british working/lower middle class archetype of a simple minded normie trying to look flashy and stylish via a life of credit and wearing fancy clothes and going on fancy holidays they can’t afford. nothing like 80s New York WASP yuppies
>>205721732>we are friends for life>I don't do [x]>I just don'tPeople who declare shit piss me off. It's the human version of barking.
>>205722222>>205722181Sure, if you add 50kg to both of those
>>205722269you are controlled by a dictator pipe down
>>2057221815’7 and 60kg me
>>205722284>he declared
>>205721847Hey, that's Last Days
>>205722222>stonesounds exactly like a metric that a neanderthal would use, mr. digits
>>205721867Shit reading comprehension
>>205722317souper
>>205722269actually witty harmless banter>>205722293outer-/int/-esque crying
>>205722293and we are ruled by the rothschilds
>>205722323isnt that when french benders put bread in urinals to soak up piss?
>>205722174SOUTH OF THE BORDER
>>205722122What was it?
>>205722345big puss just crashed
>>205722356Why are you watching it from such a severe angle
>>205721732>27 months no bookiesUtter bollocks
>>205722356I see that you have applied some paint to your walls
>>205722269Gave that fat cunt's belly an indian burn
>>205722370just sitting in my chair mate, can’t be arsed moving it to the center of the living room then back >>205722381sun rose innit
>>205722386stop trying to fit in
>>205722302Sorry, meant to say "declare things about the integrity of their character". You aren't supposed to.
How do I stop being a fat cunt
>>205722386>an indian burn it’s a chinese burn
>>205722414how the fuck do you chinese burn someone's belly
>>205722406you are indirectly also doing that you cretin
>>205722341No you aren't, there isn't one mega family that is the elite.
>>205722410Shit more than you eat
>>205722419grab it and twist it >>205722426do you take pride in being such a smug smartarse cunt?
Greekmong's in
>>205722106Go get it, king. The world is yours.
>>205722405I won't stop>>205722414That's racist though>>205722420No, I am not, I would never declare things about the integrity of my character, I would let that be proven in the passage of time, see I wasn't raised poorly nor was my upbringing lost on me.
>>205722439Just spreading it like it is dealt baby...
>>205722479ok virgin
He doesn't have a job
>>205722456I love Emerson, Lake and PalmerEmerson, Lake and Keir Starmer
Racistmong's in
>I would never declare things about the integrity of my characterhe declared
>>205722543>the singular racistmong
>>205722551Stop trying to copy the aussie
>>205722551He's a pretty good example of the dunning-kruger effect. really funny to see
>>205722575I am not. The dunning-kruger effect refers to evaluation of intelligence, not a morality call, lol you've done yourself
Rorke’s mam is a waspi woman
lads the bumble gf doesn’t want to meet again until after Christmas it’s over
>>205722174>>205722356fucking beautiful definition on that telly
>>205722682HDTV compatible
>>205722222I'm 17 and a half stone and nowhere near needing a belt extender
>>205722653Mad how Rorke is slowly getting pushed out of /brit/, his own thread.
Bint at work keeps saying christmas "prezzies" instead of presents despite being 45
>>205722711Rorke calls this “The Second Great Replacement”
>>205722575he blatantly has autism.every time he comes here he gets ridiculed then he skulks away without anyone noticing or caring, until he feels brave enough to return.what a loser
Buying! Nighty night
>>205722747>bro recognising patterns in anonymous posters’ habits because he’s here so much bit autistic desu
chrissy prez
>>205722730Haha, must be a mum or sumat.>>205722742LMAO
>>205722789ok virgin
got it on too, lads x
>ok virgin
might get the sopranos on as well
Rorke on the ropes, coach about to throw in the towel
>>205722856Rorke can't be a landlord to his own head apparently
>>205722817Obi Wan Kenobi...we meet at last.
mild song parody idea: "jesus christ is my nigga" except its "jesus christ is my nigger" and also its not about new-age youth outreach but explicitly racist and written with the insinuation that jesus christ son of god is black
He posts quality content is what he does. He is a brave patriot and in this thread, Rorke is a hero. End of story!
>>205722106What does this entail?
He was gay, Leftypol?
>>205722935racismlad
sopranos is full of bitch made guidosnot a single tough guy in the whole show
>became first brit to win 3 world's strongest man titles>finally pipped geoff capes's two titles after 40 years >in the year capes died>didn't even get a SPOTY nomination
>Food critic Grace Dent is to host the next series of Celebrity MasterChef, after Gregg Wallace stepped back from presenting the show after allegations against him.woke nonsense
>>205723059What? No way>>205723016Tryhard>>205722951KEK
>>205723057What about Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind
jeezy own half of atlanta
Back from the doctor seeing my penis. He said steroid cream wouldnt really help the phimosis l have so l might need a circumcision
>>205723059strongest man titties more like
>Rorke can't be a landlord to his own head apparentlyESL moment
>>205723101>Tryhard?
>>205723121It's the seething commiegreek, he has a minimelty whenever someone is a bit unwoke
Mum:https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1734/14/1734140688695.webm
Thoughts on making tea with a splash of egg nog instead of milk?
>>205723148Lovely x
more partial to egg nig
>>205723149Sounds horribleJust make a coffee with baileys instead of milk, it's what I do every time from christmas eve through to new year
>>205723149not a thing, did you mean Bailey's?(don't actually answer)
*gestures to jawline to indicate mewing*
*gestures to kitten to instigate mewing*
>>205723119>>205723142Ah yes, this is "my minimelty"
*gestures to arsehole to indicate pooing*
Just endured the worst sleep in years. Constantly slipping in and out of consciousness for the past 5 hours. Sick, you see. Nonstop coughing and hallucinations. Despise people who go out and about while they're sick. Just wanted a nice quiet peaceful Christmas. Can't even justify getting out of bed.
>>205723229I have nights like that if I have a fever, I'll often have a dream repeating throughout the night.
>>205723228lol, he's occupying his own head
>>205723187>>205723196I just tried it on a whim because I had some in my fridge, and it was easier to access than the milk. But it’s on the eggnog Wikipedia page, so it must be “a thing” to some extent
For my millions and millions of fans, I have updated my blogGoodnight and lots of lovehttps://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
advertising or begging
>>205723250IP grabber do not click
>For my millions and millions of fans, I have updated my blog>Goodnight and lots of love
>>205723240Was playing Marvel Rivals yesterday and it became the anchor in my fever dreams. Every time I woke up I 'changed class' (lay a different way). Was fucking weird.
>>205723252The cat: IThe dog: Rorke
>>205723250Chopped your knackers off yet?
>>205723264Queens don't beg, I run this little fifedom >>205723293I was playing too, must be a pretty messed up game if I get MVP in a game
>>205723323Don't ever reply to me again you tranny fuck
>>205723333
>>205723293>Was playing Marvel Rivals yesterday
>>205722119his brain is full of holes
Finna sleeps nowIf you see that little Finish freak, remind him I'm the only reason he knows English and I can unlearn him
>>205723333>>205723354samefagging now Rorke?
>>205723439Greek nonce
Took a cheeky peak at mum before her black friend arrived
Head thumping. Nose running. Chest wracked with coughs. Need to get up for a wee wee
>>205723552must be in a bad way, you're hearing voices of people asking
Sick man outside going COUGH COUGH COUGH
fat men should be shot into the sunfat women should be kissed and cuddledsimple as
>>205723552please cough into my gaping arsehole
Poley is honestly fucking hilarious. His blog genuinely could have been written by a comedy character. It’s hard to believe this is actually a real person rather than a genius piece of fiction lol> After the protest, we went to grab a bite, Shippy wanted an entire pizza, shocking to most but common behaviour among /Britfeel/ posters.> I love how crowded London is, how the shops are open until late and that there’s always something going on. My favourite moment was sitting at the monument of some long forgotten colonialist with over 100 other Pakistanis listening to a Pakistani singer perform some of the great ancient hits, his set went on for over an hour.>one of my uncles couldn’t attend the wedding because of this but I think it disrespectful that my cousin didn’t make an effort to get him involved with the event since the man was like a father to him, there was disrespect all around to be honest, he had a table of whites, who were the guests of honour, this goes back to my previous point, no loyalty in the community anymore.These bits all had me rolling
>>205723602isnt being a tranny showing great disrespect to the pakistani community also?
Squatting 160kg for a set of 15 and then 3 sets of 8 tonightReject modernity, embrace suffering
>rorke having a melty over meEFL moment
>>205723468>nonceEFL moment
new favourite focus
get them paid
>>205723727what mod is that
Rorke suing his local sandwich shop selling gammon melts for illegally using his likeness in their branding
mmhmm
leftypol saying seasons greetings
suddenly started enjoying eating pussythink it comes at around age 30
>>205723888What's SPI? I can understand it's Women Against...
>>205723899Kaiseredux, Newfoundland syndicalism path
riddle me this, brethren>women live longer than men>women get earlier retirement than men
>>205723935Hahahaha, hilarious! They should be paying you to say jokes like these!!
>>205723941Always loved it myself. Could honestly nosh on the gf’s minge for hours but she always cums so quickly when I go down on her then she’s too sensitive and tells me to stop.
leftypol placing a photo of nikola tesla at the top of his marxmas tree
>>205723941>>205723978ah the clunge munchers, fellow men of culture
not even a christmas song on in work
Got the type of cold where you can tell if you're hungry or sick
this nigga eatin' beans
>>205723955women against state pension inequality which makes no sense with their campaign for compensation following equalisation of state pension ages
>>205723955State pension increase or inequality, something like thatThey had about 15 years' notice that the pension age for women would increase but somehow this wasn't enough for them to plan around kt
love a bit of minge
>>205724043unironically love a big nice bread with a big bowl of bean chiliif you wash em properly you don't get gassy (i don't wash em because i want the lass to get big brappers)
>>205724119
Singing fairytale of new York on kareoke just for one line
in school my nick name was "the faggot retard"
Spaki has been going on about the waspi women and pensions all morning which usually means he’ll be spamming about it for an entire day. He never lets his special interests drop before he spams the thread for at least 24 hours over them
>>205724043what movie is this la
And the new?
the spaki schizo has woken up
>>205724210they call me trinity70's spaghetti western
>>205724218Sir High Visibility
>>205724218State of him
next week or so is going to be the most depressing of my life will be a christmas miracle if I don’t top myself
>>205724218Sir 5 foot 7 incher
Knee joints starting to hurt because of cytokines. The common cold NEEDS to be eradicated NOW
>>205724255We're here for you mate x
>>205724218one upped
>>205724255fuck up dumped mong
>>205724255Why mate?
necking myself brb
>>205724282thanks x >>205724308:/>>205724314been dumped lad and im all alone in the dingy little flat we shared
got the Xmas tunes on :)
>>205724362Spaki!
>>205724362Cheer up
heaps of poo flying out my arse
On the bus, NEED a car
>>205724433impossible mate im fucking cooked
>>205723482imagine tongue punching her fart box haha
>>205724481>>205724481>>205724481
Lads, the post count
adam ignoring the half-arsed christmas text from his dad
