poolside relaxation edition
Simply... Having... A wonderful Christmas time
Alri lads x
Wasn't seal a band?
heem sleepyhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734271220821525.webm
That wondrous melody will soon be filling my ears :3 x
you know what? Apart from being a friendless virgin, life is fucking good!
>>205724539nun he could do
>>205724539buck status??
>>205724561You dont consider me a friend? Ok then
>>205724561>apart from the most important things in life, life is fucking good!ok mate
and this "Rorke"? Is he in the thread with us now?
>>205724481god what a fat fuck that guy was. was moving like a turtle on its back
>>205724539>>205724579um to say the least
>>205724539good job repeatedly shaking the head of someone with a potential brain or neck injury
corr imagine what two nukes would do
Big fat cunt me, on the bus, living life
>>205724541Why do plane stewardesses have such a sexy thing about them? Is it the air pressure or something that makes you horny?Or maybe it's the fact that their arses are eye level with and you're always rubbing their legs against your arm when they walk past
>>205724636Imagine the anime
>>205724660*cabin crew
need a british gfhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734424311037185.webm
>>205724660captive audiencesorry mate, you have a rapist's brain
>>205724589Why u trying to kill the positive vibes
>>205724691im evil, nigga
>>205724689mate they all got fat arses in miniskirts rubbing themselves up against you and leaning down checking your belt with their tits in your face
>>205724681name of movie so i can jerk off?
>>205724681who's that?
>>205724660You got to the airport at least 2 hours before your flight time. You spent time getting through TSA, taking your shoes and belt off with people ahead of you not knowing they had to do that. They didn't even know they needed their ID. You bought overpriced snacks and a crossword book from 1958 while waiting at the gate. You are group 2. They call group 2 to board, but people in group 3, 4, and 5 are lined up to board. You are in row 16 c, but you have to put your one carry on into the overhead on 24 k. You sit through the same preflight safety brief you have seen one million times. The plane gets delayed. It finally takes off. Your seat mate takes their shoes off and audibly farts. An hour later, Carol the flight attendant gives you a full can of ginger ale, and a tiny bottle of rum. She is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
>>205724706Damn
>>205724766Alright Don Draper, settle down
any ugly evil niggas in?
>>205724539mmmmmmmm NUN he could do
>>205724598Thats a sealion mate
>>205724747>>205724748https://www.aznude.com/azncdn/92572c/sexeductation-01x01-wood-uhd-01_hd.html
>>205724799yh
You know what’s hotter than BMWF porn? IMWF porn
>>205724825Icelandic men are white though
Sister just sent me this
white women belong to indian men
>>205724825Back to work fixing the fax machine Pajeet.
>>205724660Stewardesses are literally hired based on how fit they are. Unfortunately on my flights lately I’ve had more and more gay male stewards and they just don’t hit the same way, they’re not even twinky or anything. Bring back the slags I say
>>205724819those tits are fake yeah
>>205724879Facts>>205724880Truth hurt?
>>205724825Only porn worth watching is fit birds doing a wee on each other
Nauseous cuz of this cold
>>205724825only hot porn is solo women masturbating
>>205724905this, but also poo
my favourite genre of tv?teen sex comedy
>>205724907*nauseated the cold is nauseous. it caused nausea
Goddamn need these nagging harpies out of business, pension rise was on the news for years you'd think people approaching it would've paid attention
>>205724959get them paid rorke
Leftypol desperately scouring the internet for leaked lily phillips jerk off instructions video where she tells you to eat your cum
>>205724967oddly specific
hope to see you all at the yule blót this saturday
>>205724967used to watch her tiktok jois years ago. slippery slope from that to shagging 1000 blokes in a day
Don't understand cum eating, rather grim desu, once intentionally came on my face to see what it was like and had immediate regret the moment it hit
>>205724481Fucking selfish fuck can't share his towel.On a serious note all that chlorine can't be good for the seal.
>>205725009Will there be mead?
>>205725013Now shes got chlamydia gonnorhea syphilis herpes and hpvWhat a time to be alive
>>205725045of course
>>205725037That's not a chlorinated pool, it's just seawater. Those sorts of pools are basically just to break waves and keep fish out.
IT dept. runts are like the jannies of any office. Bill’s computer won’t turn on because the surge protector strip isn’t plugged in, Roger has once again forgotten the password to his email, and Barry has a dozen viruses on his computer because all he does is sit around and look at porn. Clean it up IT runts!
If you find a large discount code for an online retailer, say 30%, which is intended for members of an organisation you are not part of, but they have made it publicly accessible/viewable somewhere on their website. Is it illegal to use? I've never really thought about it before but something made me question being a poorfag this time.
>>205725104ok*sorts it in like 5 mins while getting paid more than you*
Memorising the Heather Chemistry lyrics ahead of the Oasis gigs Can't believe I paid so much only to listen to their shite later albums
>>205725126>they have made it publicly accessible/viewable somewhere on their website. Is it illegal to use?No
>>205725126No you're okay. If codes are for organisations only they'd expire after a particular person used them. Just say someone from the orgnaisation gave them to you.
>>205725126No why would it be? I used to get discount codes like CODE10 to get 10% off. But i always try CODE20 or 30 or 40Sometimes it works
>>205725126Nope, it's the organization's responsibility to gatekeep their own codes. If it gets widely used the vender is probably going to discontinue it tho.
Where’s mousey??? :£
just used SLAG100 with your mum
>>205724766I'm kekingAnyone who uses the overhead bins should die, it makes boarding and de-planing take an hour longer than it should while you block the aisle putting your miniature roller suitcase with two changes of clothes and a toothbrush in it up there
reminded of the time /v/ figured out an unlimited code to get free custom engraved stella artois chaliceslost mine years ago
I ate poo
Rorke’s da sitting at the top of the stairs pretending he’s the Dark Destroyer in a one question shootout
>>205725214the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>205725242Let’s do this, Bradley
need the gyaldem to treat my weiner like these girls treat these sandwiches
>>205725185>miniature roller suitcase
>>205725267
Jimmy White cat
Just been diagnosed with ligma lads :/
>>205725336whats lads?
>>205724539lmao what's lil Timmy gon d- ACK!
Sucking on a Skoda Superb
sir pension raiser
Rorke setting Kemi Badenoch as his lockscreen wallpaper
Sir Timmy Paypig
going into town to buy presents
Slowly getting rid of my social media
all my ids have expired and i know the supermarkets are going to bea wkward about it when i buy booze
sir shit disturber
turns out my wanking addiction was because I had literally nothing else entertaining to do
>>205725499Grow up
never get asked for ID because my beard has gray hairs
>>205725151Surely it will only be the good songs
>>205725576i'm 29, i can't grow anymore
why does brit hate anime and love trainsphobia learn 4chans ways
>>205724525the moon is up
>>205725643love animehate troonssimple
>>205725643Trans are freaks who deserve the hate
>>205725602im at the point where im a bit offended when they don't ask for ID
>ask an Asian girl with an English an accent where she’s from>she says WimbledonAwks
>>205725677i don't get it
True?
simply having a shitty christmas time
https://youtu.be/cd9PJK4uZLY
>>205725699Yeah because the vast majority of porn watchers are ugly brown third worlders
Listening to Da Bussy
>>205722765
People used to drop out of school to play WoW
I love it when they put in a ridiculously large pussy juice puddle
>>205725835ewww
>>205725821not fair that it released my freshman year of collegehow could you bother going to class when there were dungeons to run
Right Wing Porn
Reading about a lad who lives in the New Zealend Fjordlands, has a cabin that was grandfathered in and basically has the whole national park to himself, looks like heaven lucky bastard
Kemi BadenochBelieves men should raise children instead of womenTalks openly about sex, without any reason, in Parliament Regards herself as somehow having ethnic enemies but also going to represent the English race at the same time
Sir Nicotine Poucher
>>205724539This is why you always push forward and force the distanceHe let timmy swing a retard punch right at his jaw and did fuck all
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734346811997013.webmme in the flannel
>>205725982He did push forward, right into a punch
If everyone in the world got to vote delete one country, which one do you think would be killed off?
>>205726056israel would probably be gone
oh my DAYS leftypol
The paki scran is peng today de ledsOff to Christmas you see
>>2057260737 vaccinesgets iller than everyone else around himthinks its their fault not his for taking the poisongood one mate
>>205726073>PaxlovidDeary me
>>205726106fucking peng
>>205726056According the UN it would be Israel since twice over only America and Israel have supported Israel excluding the tiny island nations which presumably America payed in KFC to vote
when did people stop wearing lonsdale?
Paid for a woman to play minecraft with meMy "date" is at 6PM
>>205726106fat cunt
>>205726040Are these the so called "Bogans"
what was the point of the vaccine for young and healthy people
>>205725750also 80% of porn is consumed by 20% of porn watchers who are the depraved freaks
>>205726179According to Bill Gates it is to castrate them
>>205726179profit + societal pressure/control
>>205726146I know this is bait but it just needs to be said that anybody who does this needs to seriously consider suicide.
Forget it, Rorke, It's Pakitown.
The Alans (Latin: Alani) were an ancient and medieval Iranic nomadic pastoral people who migrated to what is today North Caucasus[1][2][3][4][5] – while some continued on to Europe and later North-Africa.
>>205726179supposedly it was to stop them transmitting it to old people, but then they came out later and pretended theyd never said the vaccines stopped transmissionnot even antivax but that whole thing was really suspect
google, search pharmaceutical profits circa 2020-2021
Squid Game coronavirus
>>205726257>not even antivaxwhat's it like having an iq in the double digits?
>>205726198>20% of porn watchersBlacked and Blacked Raw have a combined total of 15.7 billion viewsAddee up according to your theory "I found it in a dream" 1/7 of the human race has watched blacked raw and distributed for people who would actually watch porn 80% of men in Europe
Defo just been caught speeding 100000%
i still remember when the head of health services for my state flat out admitted that any death would be counted as a covid death even if it was from something else entirely, should the corpse test positivewonder if that video is still up
>>205726292did you have a stroke while typing that?
>>205726289it's pretty obvious that andrew wakefield and his ilk are all lying ghouls
So there have been 1 million immigrants this year and the economy will have still shrunk by a percent Well done shlomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljpHugKNcoIcovid cultists all need the rope
>>205726377howling such a low iq comment
>>205726394we will be told the solution is more
Starting a new game of Civ, making myself England and all the other Civs African, Middle Eastern and Indian.Shall not be engaging in any diplomacy.Shall not be respecting their territorial boundaries.Shall not be accepting their pleas for peace.Shall be nuking them as soon as possible.
Need someone to clinically jerk me off like a prize racehorse
>>205726334 why you eating it out a dog bowl
>>205726394How many women and children do you think have been raped as a direct result of mass immigration, must be at least 10,000 by now
>>205726394line would have gone up with 2 million
>>205726394Seriously no point getting worked up about it imo
>>205726394So it's clear that we need more migrants
fried egg, pork belly, and cabbage plus remoulade over fried potatoes
rorke seeing migration statistics and imagining children being shagged
>>205726449>>205726467ding ding dinglitterally how neoliberals think
rorke be like *holds up spork*
leftypol waking up and imagining children being shagged
Mum must be on her period she’s being a bitch today
>>205726533how does that affect you? just don't look at your phone
leftypol painting a tunnel on a brick wallrorke running into it
omds Manchester crackheadshttps://youtu.be/an6hzCYSvEg?t=1371
>>205726511britain has an aging workforce that needs immigrants to fill in the gaps in order for key aspects of society (e.g. the NHS) to function. literally the Japan of Europe simple as
>>205726472nice organisation there cody
Have a wonderful Christmas.
>>205726550Idgi
leftyrorke shagging the cronem x
>>205726561porn addict hypocrit freak
jumper is a bit smelly
>>205726601me when I'm a policeman ringing in a reported suicide
screaming, crying, wailing, gnashing my teeth
bradleypooing
>>205726601Meant to do the washing two days ago
um
ktim
(b)um(ders)
>>205726626
>>205726639um
>>205726639not blue board appropriate methinks
gonna watch a bronx tale :)hope it's kino :D
>>205726705thoughts on my new ink first?
Tesco Basmati Rice (day old, refrigerated)Tesco Sunflower OilTesco frozen vegetable mixTesco Coarse Black PepperTesco soy sauceBon appetit
i've had just about enough of these bitch niggas
>>205726729>Tesco Basmati Rice (day old, refrigerated)so it's Fridge Basmati Rice
>>205726719fucking siiiiiiiick come home, sick cunt
>>205726445It's around 1 million women have been sexually assaulted by immigrants and diaspora in Europe since 2016 but it's not really known due to lack of records on the attackers
>>205726742Imagine being arrested by these two freaks, would break lankys leg and push the paki dwarf so hard she'd end back up in Walahahayahbad
>>205726749The secret to fried rice apparently.
>>205726729buy some cheap protein to put in there please tofu tinned fish lunch meat whatever just put something in it
the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for pussy ass niggas to do nothing
you're telling me an incel fried this rice?
>>205726729needs some protein get some emergency frozen edamame beans to add to your frozen slop
>>205726786Too late, had a pack of 20% mince I could have added but it spikes my blood pressure so I've got wait until someone does the shopping
leftypol getting robbed at knifepoint for his electric bike but choosing not to report it because the man who took it obviously need it more than him and he can use it to ride to work and escape poverty
>but it spikes my blood pressure
literally don't care about WASPI womne
>>205726802T. Juan Niemöller
Leftypol getting arseraped again
>>205726825absurd blather
leftypoo
>>205726873Full of saturates and my body isn't use to them, had to stop eating full fat greek yoghurt as well
>>205725699BMWF is proper peng to be fair
>>205726867Probably more likely to be Rourke considering he's locked in a paki prison by starmer for three years
>>205726894your anal cavity is saturated with jizz
>>205726782bender
>Rourke
>>205726906nobody cares about your incel fetish spaki
>>205726906What about this?
Dogs Christmas prezzies? Done mate
>>205726945alternative spelling innit
sisterstein popping out kids left and right to cover for me and the fact i'm dying alone
>>205726894nonsenseyou're deranged
>>205726948I mean billions have watched it
>>205726948Blacked is the second most viewed channel on pornhub
>>205726956Didnt realise my sister was on here
>>205727006and therefore it's relevant to /brit/?
bro thinks a portion of mince is going to kill him
>>205727019you're not relevant to /brit/
>Kyiv's forces have been able to distinguish North Korean troops from Russian forces on the battlefield due to them moving in large groups, a Ukrainian drone commander toldThe Washington Post.>"The North Koreans are running across the fields, and there are so many of them. They don't understand what's happening," he said.>"I don't know if they don't understand what's going on or if the Russians are deliberately sending them like that. I can't say."
>>205726992>>205727006the most drunk alcohol is probably some horrendous, tasteless, paint stripper but that's not because it's a quality product
>>205727037Lmao
>>205727054so people do care about iti accept your concession
mental health feels better after a good gym session just there, thinking of switching to a gym with a swimming pooldreading the dark drawing in thoughmight go for a mental health walk before it gets dark also going to read 100 pages of my book today for now she is off my mind
>>205726992>>205727006ok but why'd you reply twice tho
>>205727093Lie on
>>205727050Operation get behind the darkies is a go
>>205727105yes we know you’re running 7 IPs spaki it’s not big of clever
>initiates much needed council reform>begins planning reform, fixing the fucked up regulatory system preventing people from building>stops pensioners from raping the system for benefits they can afford themselves>will soon begin NHS reform>strong enough to raise the taxes needed to fill a financial hole the Tories createdhe's doing hard but necessary work, the worst you can say about this guy is that he shouldnt be arresting people for online hate speech, but the Tories did that too, and that's more of an issue for the courts rather than the PM, I'd say it's been a pretty productive start for Labour, I think people are more mad at the state of the country rather than Kier himself
Sir Lamb Shawarma
>>205727120Look at this nerd
>>205727119I accept your cope
>>205724481I didn't know dolphins could walk like that. Neat
bought some lube which I will primarily use to wank the willard as I get dry skin and it feels peng but may also do a cheeky bum wank every now and then
>>205727119Done him
>>205727120>, I think people are more mad at the state of the country rather than Kier himselfWell you're wrong and considering you're either a shut-in using a VPN or a foreigner it's odd you'd even attempt to think this
>>205727082Ah yes the evil racist Sun who hate all foreigners...except during the migrant crisis when they were absolutely begging for us to accept millions of migrants
Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000,000 mug and Spainnigger is talking to himself about pornography again is it? Morning ruined.
>>205727166the idea of a bum wank is always nicer than the bum wank itself
the mental health lads;the mental health
Ah yes
>>205727189thinking gay thoughts helps even if you're straight
this is my life today
>>205727209I am straight and also have fantasies about being bummed by a man quite often but when I actually put something up my bum it just doesn't do anything for me
>>205727218no its notstop shitting up the thread with ai slop
>>205727238ADAM STOP
>>205727302>>205727302>>205727302NEW
Christmas isn't the same without LadBaby
black women? big fan
casual reminder that both the link and the early new are spamming/flooding
Wonder how long it takes DTFIC after he wakes up before he has his first thought about me
feel sorry for some of you freaks
>>205724539This is how retards die and other retards ruin their livesAlso how stupid do you have to be to start shaking the head of someone who's just been knocked out
>>205727373at least you’re not denying that you’re here anymore
>>205727385why is that
>>205727373Wow haven't seen you post in months amazing how ya been mate
>>205727373>Finally admits he's hereBased 190
wait is 190 actually back I thought he’d never be able to escape the pathetic hiding
>>205727450>>205727459how are you actually this thick
>>205727459He's never used his trip but that post implies indeed that 190cm master race is currently posting
>>205727424>>205727450Been in and out all morning, been busy packing x
got the pre-chrimbo trim done
>>205727521all the trimmings haha
>>205727521the incel trim
I've asked Santa to get me a 190 trip post for Christmas
>>205727548haha nice one mate
Don't like loose women much, they're not very funny
>>205727564>>205727548>>205727521
whack the trip back on lad, promise you no one cares about whatever embarrassing thing happened
cute and funny cat image
Making a coffee in my £1 IKEA mugI have a credit score of 971
ah yes DTFIC another name added to the /brit/ dollhouse
Fuck sake impossible to get all of the little hairs out of my head after a trim
>>205727591His trips been banned No other reason Three menLisickis Lover190cm master raceSpainoAll gone
>>205727591So what if he got publicly rejected by woman, who cares, who even remembers
>>205727612fantastic little mugs those
>>205727623only know 190 out of them lot
>>205727612Get your vanguard out for the lads
>the same 4 autistic wheelchair users calling each other out again all day*duncan bannatyne voice*im out
>spaki still thinks he's a /brit/ persona
>>205727649That's not even possible
>>205727666I haven’t been here in years mate
just seen a video of storm chasers on instagram and it was extremely triggering because it reminded me of the film ‘twisters’ which is one of the last films me and the ex watched in the cinema in the summer. We both really enjoyed that film and that was a good day
190 credit score
>>205727687K incel
lust provoking image
>>205727662You can't say he's not trying his hardest though, bless him.
>b-but you're adam!>you're having a meltie!>spaki!>190???>dtfic meltdown!!!
>>205727662>Searching for posts that contain ‘Spaki’. >991 results found.You talk a lot about this “Spaki” person considering he’s not a persona
NEW>>205727699>>205727699>>205727699
>>205727708It's mostly just one incel talking about himself and replying to himself to try and make it seem like he's internet famous lmao
>>205727727190 isn't an incel
>>205727708Blud is jealous he’ll never be a part of the pantheon of greatest /Brit/ personalitiesOmds
>>205727612embarrassed you would admit that desu
>>205727748>>205727748>>205727748
>>205725185I have never seen a person fly without using themDo you only check-in luggage then? personally, I have never checked in luggage.
>>205724681white women under 30 only want men out of their league
>>205724825BMAFsomething about the color and size contrast
