next three years edish
just seen a video of storm chasers on instagram and it was extremely triggering because it reminded me of the film ‘twisters’ which is one of the last films me and the ex watched in the cinema in the summer. We both really enjoyed that film and that was a good day.
Dont know who 190 is, or spaki, or heathenmong I know mousey because hes my friend
wasn't worth posting the first time either
erm... what the fluck?
>>205727766>>205727777Checked
>>205727752Do NOT let DTFIC see this he’s still dreaming of the day he reaches the orange segment
screaming at this retard posting in the wrong thread>>205727793
By 2030 non-attraction to bbc will be considered a mental illness
good episode was this
officially avatar use at this point
>>205727813looooool
Can a nigga borrow a French fry?
>greatest /brit/ personas190cmAlanDiegoMouseyBetodon’t think there’s anyone else who’s truly great
Imagine not smoking cigarettes in 2024. Are you bullied, mentally handicapped, or both? >"b-but it can kill you!" And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest? >"b-but it's addictive!"It's not, as long as you aren't underage and you can smoke in moderation. >"But it's expensive!!!" Who forces you to buy a pack everyday, you fucking peat-gavel?
>>205727822
>>205727844Whatever happens to beto
Rip
>>205727844PoleyThailad EmmettThe SheikhFatcam Not too many others though, we are a rare breed :/
>>205727844*mentally disabled incel freak voice*ermmm but lad you missed out the spain VPN poster !! how could you forget spainboy he's a persona for sure man!!
lot of extremely low quality nonsense catchphrases all of a sudden
>>205727894All of those posters stopped posting here literally 10 years ago oh my fucking days blud MOVE ON
>greatest>personadoesn't exist, all personas are automatically shit
>>205727825Border bait?
>>205727766keep it on your blog next time fella
>>205727904not in the same league as the big boys for sure, a great persona never shys away from showing themselves and lurks in the shadows
>>205727825Crazy how the Normans were just French but Brits can’t admit this
>>205727941you're not in any league mate
what the duck
>>205727904He didn’t miss me out mate, I’m the first one on the list lol>>205727917Poley was literally posting here this morning la
just walked into the bank of England and shouted "fuck the Pound"
why yes i do spend 12 hours a day every single day on here playing an imaginary game with imaginary posters i dont know calling them people i think they are but probably arent but will never truly know but ultimately nobody gives a shit anyway because why would they
dtfic mega meltie
>>205727953you never know who you’re talking to my little mate
>>205727825>Scottish kings main fort... Is in England
need this woke shite stopped
>>205728001Spaki schizo gonna have a melty when he sees this lol
>>205728018sounds like youre having a melty over someone who isnt hereoh wait im him, aren't iamazing
Caught the woke mind virus and it’s making me have an early night
nth for the gyaldem
(8) booboo touch me booboo touch me (8)
Stopped being as zealously right-wing when I moved back to my shit hometown from my uni bubble and saw how utterly retarded and scummy the working class youth of today actually areThey're not "based" just because they're ignorant mongs. They're godless consumerists and act like third worlders.
>>205728035You just posted in the last thread saying you're here
>>205727894Craven too
>>205728052nope but feel free to ascribe any post made by 'anonymous' to me
i call random posters by spainlads nicknames all the time on here, i know they aren't actually him but i do it anyway
>>205728035The lad who constantly calls everyone spaki is here, and is pretty much always here (he has nearly 1000 posts calling people spaki in just a couple of months)
I remember when I got called spaino for posting on my hols in spain
>>205728046absolute state of you signature posting just because everyone's on about personalitiesgenuinely how do you reconcile the hypocrisy? do you just not care? you must be aware of it
>>205728045they can eat my mushroom heh heh heh
190 was here all the way up to about 5am spamming interracial comments back and forth between his Belgian VPN and his Aussie one. I woke up at 10am and he was still here at it. Can you imagine that life?
>>205728073Nice try Spaki
>>205728118i dont fucking care
>>205728118so you woke up at 10, immediately went on 4chan, and immediately fired up the archive so you could track your boyfriend's posting historyyeah i can't imagine that life LOL
>>205728101?
Love flexing the rolley to the minimum wage Asda workers
Bf is coming over tomorrow for a movie night, any recs?
>>205727748why is british food so disgusting? there is no umami
would make lunch but i cba
>>205728150coward
>>205728137Gay boi getting scared we can track him
Bought some new jeans and socks. Feeling good.
>>205728156190!!
>>205728162fuck off
>>205728156Bet they're well impressed when you're buying your clothes from George
>>205728169you are severely mentally ill
>>205728172track me? how
>>205728156190cm master race post
Mad how the entire world hates us
lots of mental health going around the thread today
>say I'll log back in in a few days>guild leader dming me torying to convince me to play this gacha gamebeen a week of happenings, I want to clear these tabs and play my steam games on the side in peace with no stress
I remember bullying 190kg off here with kev posting so he went to /sp/ for years
>>205728189As he said on the archive?Are you stupid and a dick lover? Shameful
bradley walsh reaction posts 30 times a thread? reckon thats an avatar signature use
>>205728118because hes retarded, in a wheelchair and spends all day here, and despite it being all that he wants, he cant figure out how to get attention here
>>205728137Got the flu innit. Can't get out of bed so all I've got is shitposting atm
corr feeling hungry today might get a lamb doner and chips
>>205728250wot would their kids smell like tho
>>205728227ah yes searching 'anonymous' on the archive, that will track medumb cunt
>>205728172you dont belong on this website fucking newfag
>>205728137Archive? No mate I just couldn't sleep so was up til 5 too lol
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>205728260Haddock
Tryna figure out what I should do with my life fellas
Homer comin yo
lol
might make a life size cardboard cutout of the ex gf so im not really alone at christmas
his life is literally on /brit/. all jokes aside, that is grim as fuck
>>205728285My backup plan is to become a plumber if my degree comes to fuck all. Maybe you should consider that? The world will always need plumbers.
dont forget that the race baiter spends all day here because its his entire life and he isnt even good at posting on 4chan
>>205728286>gay nigga>intimidating
2024 Conservative Party leadership contestInstitute for Governmenthttps://www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk › explainer8 Oct 2024 — On 2 November, Kemi Badenoch defeated Robert Jenrick to become new leader of the Conservative Party.
triple threat tantrum from the usual suspects incoming
>>205728338n ur a neek who’s life is about meSo Shut it n LOWEEE
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the only people he knows are characters he's assigned to anonymous posters on /brit/. naturally this will build up to a complete schizo moment as we've all seen before on here and he'll be carted away. /brit/ has taken many peoples lives over the years
>>205728310Cousin is making loads of money off that but he can already feel his back starting to crumble
Lunch time team. Had a mental health crisis this morning when I remembered seasideMARK will no longer be making uploafs. Not sure how I'll spend my lunch breaks from now on.
Bad Enoch
>>205727952literally nobody disputes this nobody cares you stupid yank cunt
>>205728387>>205728387>>205728387
whats uploaf?
>>205728320He was an allegory for blacks running away from their homosexuality
>>205728412utter cringefact u picked kanye west as well the like least woke black person in 2024 is something else as well
>uploafs
>>205728431SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
>>205728412fucking state of this, disgraced our flag in public embarrassing
took me until i was 25 to find out the Normans were actually Vikings that settled in the North of France, and have no trace of French ancestry at all
>yhe binble
>>205728446SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
>>205727894>greatest /brit/ personas>Poley
HistoryExtrahttps://www.historyextra.com › Period › 20th Century16 Nov 2020 — What did Queen Elizabeth II think of prime minister Margaret Thatcher? Ahead of the 'The Crown' series four, historian Dominic Sandbrook
Had the profound realisation this morning that in 20 years my friends kid will be grown up, and the memories of our childhood friendship will be nothing more than dusty postcards
>>205728473>and have no trace of French ancestry at allNot true though is it, the Norsemen mixed with French, creating the Normans.
Man buying the post office is literally called Cretin sky
SeasideMARK
>>205728446Brits are just inherently cringeReddit nation
>>205728550fuck off them back to /cum/ you unwanted literal freak
>>205728310alri super mario
>>205728176>>205728201Bore off>>205728182My mum buys my clothes actually and she goes to next
worst generational era of /brit/. probably a bunch of 04'ers in here.
>>205728592They the only shop that do XXXL?
>>205728596its britfeel
>>205728616toby c:
>>205728279british is pedo
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>>205728640The UK is a Tatchellite paedocracy that doesn't care about the safety or wellbeing of children, that's very true.
>>205728640done us tbqh
Never goon.
>>205728640proxy yank
what losing to balatro does to a gacha
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>>205728640Now google how prosecution and convictions are retarded in Japan and how many women would actually report a rape
>>205728704>playing with a female avatar grim
two bad boys from Illinois [20C+] (US) in craps dice, the roll of two.two bastards on bikes [2000s] (Aus./N.Z.) in the gambling game of two-up, a throw in which two coins come up ‘tails’.two bowers and an ace [euchre terminology: bowers, the name of the two highest cards – the knave of trumps, and the knave of the same colour, called right and left bower respectively] [late 19C] (US) something excellent; an advantage.two biscuits short of a picnic [20C+] crazy, i.e. 'not all there'two bricks shy of a load [20C+] crazy, i.e. 'not all there'two draws and a spit [late 19C–1910s] a cigarette.two drinks and a sandwich [20C+] (US) a very small salary (that is all it will buy you)two dots and a dash [visual likeness] 1 [1910s–20s] fried eggs and bacon. 2 [1960s+] (US gay) the male genitals.two-faced as a Methodist axe (also two-faced as a cod) [US regional Methodist axe, a double-bladed axe] [1960s+] (US) duplicitous, deceitful, untrustworthy.two faces under/in one hood [i.e. SE two-faced] [late 16C–early 19C] double-dealing, cheating, duplicity; a deceitful person.two fat cheeks (and ne’er a nose) [18C–19C] the posterior, the buttocks.two fat ladies [the supposedly similar shapes] [1940s+] (bingo/lotto) the number 88.two flips of a humming-bird’s tail see two shakes of a lamb’s tail phr.two-for-a-nickel (also two for a cent) [1920s–60s] (US) cheap, second-rate.two jerks of a lamb’s tail see two shakes of a lamb’s tail phr.two ladies on bikes [the image on the coin of Britannia’s shield, which could be seen as resembling a bicycle wheel] [2000s] (Aus./N.Z.) in the gambling game of two-up, a throw in which two coins come up ‘tails’.
>>205728731i do it all the time
>>205728727Nonce linking to primary schoolsDisgusting
>>205728731playing male MCs but roaming the map with cute 3.D girl avatars is the way to play
>>205728775something wrong with you
For me it's chaturbate, cute_fox_girl
basedtake that rorke you piece of shit
*citizen arrests /brit/*
Ended up calling in sick today as well fuck it. Can't be bothered suffering at work.
>>205728862im going to cut off your head with a samurai sword and theres nothing that you can do about this post you runt nothingperson
I will NEVER understand those people who donate to chaturbate streamers and they're like "how has your week been so far, hun? :)"Mate, get her to piss in her own mouth. Fuck you doing?
imagine being too fat and stupid to even be a policeman, so you become a janny on 4chan and work for free
any brainboxes in?
Shall be ordering a greasy paki slop value box from my local kebabbery this evening. Don’t give a FUCK if Rorke cries about itNot even a good kebabbery either, one of those grotty little ones that sell literally every cuisine going, pizza, kebab, peri peri, curry, fish and chips, waffles, donuts, run by the smelliest fresh from Islamabad Pakis you’ve ever seen
>>205728847YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>205728894>cuck/tranny shit being spammed for hours>janny asleep>someone briefly references orange man in jest>banned from /int/ for 3 dayshe's such a queer little fellow
>>205728911Get in I said GET IN my lad corrrr
>>205728911>>205728484>>205728279>>205728847>>205728016these posts arent funny. go back to where you came from. you cant just say "woke" in your sentence and think its suddenly a joke by magic
>>205728903200 light years cause the universe is always expanding
>>205728940woke moron
how much does keir starmers pay this guy to spam links to the UK government site :/ weird way to spend tax money, for spam/flodding ?
>>205728940Spaki!
Cheap doner pizza is worth the rape actually
The Right Honorable Skoda Superb
>>205728862youre a nobody and will always be nothing
pizza gogo somehow manage to overcook the cheese ontop and undercook the dough at the same timelike how the fuck do they manage it
>>205728964it's not even cheap
>>205728982um
Been with the gf for nearly six years now and I still find her fit, even wank thinking about her sometimes, not tired of shagging her by a long wayHow long did it take you lads to get sexually bored of your gfs? I’m hoping it never happens to me
>>205728940>you cant just say "woke" in your sentence and think its suddenly a joke by magic
>>205728982what is he doing
>>205729004scream,ogm
>>205728982fucked up how attracted to this fag i am
>>205728982Cockmogs me!
>>205729004He really looks like this I think.
>>205728982Need the source of this immediately, I got hard in the first second
>>205729004this is what phosmat looks like in real life
>>205728982name?
>>205729004so this is diegs
>>205728730I read somewhere (don't know if it's true) that Japan had a really bad case of only investigating open and shut cases - and as such you'd have the craziest things chalked up to accidental deaths and suicides if the investigation appeared to be too difficult to be easily solved.
>>205729004>difference between deontological and virtue ethics. you mean between the moral system most associated with Kant (who used it to argue for God)and virtue ethics most associated with Aristotle (who is the primary figure in arguing for the existence of God from philosophical positions)what a fucking moron
dumb faggot cummed offscreen LUL
Carmela is the most morally bankrupt character on the sopranos. don't even @ me to disagree with me, you wrong ass nigga
>>205729038dave
>>205728989My local paki did 2 14 inch pizzas for £14Completely ruined my complexion and waistline for a while
>>205729004I kneel
>>205729021typical ugly girl its just the bar is so low for them so when its one of them its an "attractive" one
>>205728995this is cute in a degenerate kind of way
>>205729055
THE REPUBLIC OF NEWFOUNDLAAAAAAND
>>205728982nice cock lad
>>205729004>>205729051you tell him diegs!
>>205728808Is she Russian?
umwanker loves his fucking ums
>>205729081the worst thing she did was not shutting the doooooooooooooooooooooooooor
this shit is why you people dont have any friends and got bullied in school for
diego tantrumtoby tantrumadam tantrum
>>205729031>>205729038MermaidHimeprincess
>>205729118avatar flag irrelevant catchphrasenamefags on 4chan posted it again
Me on the right
>>205729081...yhkind of want to be as my interests and "masculinity" align more with homosexuality but i think it's morally wrong and im not attracted to 99%+ of men
>>205728982Should have been riding a dildo, jerking off isn't erotic to me.
>>205729051you're trying to be smart but you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. he's distinguishing between a difference in approaches to ethics, not an argument for god.
these waspi slags shouldn't get any money but it's pretty mad you can promise to do things during election campaigns then just completely renege on that promise once in power. where is the accountability
>>205729130nice onehttps://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/mermaidhimeprincesshere's all the stolen content de lads
>>205729054omds meant for >>205728982
>>205729190>all glamour shotsIs it the 1980s?
you people really love shitting on others and dragging them down and being nasty/making people feel low
>>205729190You are taking money away from herShe's going to starve and her little girl cock is going to shrivel up
adam is a rape baby
Americans are so fucking retarded
Hate this time of year. All the npc's are in panic mode
>>205729218ignore them they're bitter that they have sad lives so lash out at others
maybe you people ought to be a bit nicer except for 205729229
>>205729218Not me :D
>>205729218aw diddums
>>205729226No, it means he will start looking for a sugat daddy and we're giving you a chance.
>>205729190My cock is getting absolutely PUNISHED later
if you say "her" and "cock" in the same sentence and were referring to "her" cock then you should have a plastic bag wrapped around your head and then you should be thrown off a building
>>205729218you almost certainly deserved it
>>205729279I agree, people should use the correct term which is "feminine penis"
*gives everyone a hug*
>>205729279the 17th century called they want their outdated understanding of gender back
there is literally nothing gay about a feminine penis
>>205729284its not to me, though. its the entire thread and how you all come off. all of you are just waiting to shit on someone for making good posts so that you can keep seeing the same shit every day that wasnt even funny to begin with. if something is good then here you people strangle it out and it shows with what state the thread is in
or as I've taken to calling it, femininis
>>205729279agree, isn't "cock" a bit crude for something so dainty
>>205729298I smell like shit now
Right last minute lads, are standard delivery parcels delivered at the same time in this period, and paying more for 1st class by 'last Christmas posting dates' is just a scam?
>>205729311feel free to leave at any time.
What sex arse are you lads hoping for this year? My Ange Postecoglou sex arse from last year is worn away and needs replaced.
>>205729372Looks even more fake than that tranny.
>months of applying, not even had an interview>get an interview for foreign office job, runt role but I fit the bill >it's abroad, has to be done in person>they don't give any reimbursement>fly out anyway>get automated rejection two weeks onyeah im thinking its over. i am giving up i am going to stare at the ceiling for the remainder of my miserable life
>>205729380asked for the limited edition gisele pelicot person of the year sex arse
My sex arse is still in denmark
>>205729396Which country?
>>205729439Japan
>>205729396Don't you have some unemployment centers there? At least get some benefits.
>>205729439Pakistan
>>205728995If your gf is hot then you don’t really get sick of them physically tbqh. It’s a boomer meme that you wouldWomen however get tired of men after a few years and want something novel so be wary lad
>>205729334wtf
>>205729452Yeah, there's a few
>>205729439Palestine
>>205729396Is the job market that bad over there?
>>205728928me
Lost of pretty Chinese uni girls lads
>>205729439England
>>205729439Wales
>>205729447>>205729458>>205729502>>205729522yeah?
>>205729501none of them date english lads
>>205729485there's over a million vacancies but everyone thinks they're too good for the ones they're actually qualified for
>>205729439China
sup niggas
>>205729533No, I lied
>>205729501Beware of the triades.
The great Prostitute
what if most posts here werent written by a human, and /brit/ is populated by automated spambots talking to themselves
>>205729501they're all rich and date the rich chinese lads though
>triades
>>205729572what if you had sex
>>205729563Damn your mom is old they were painting her back then spaki
>>205728995about 6 months
>>205729501must be a new thing they were all mingers 10 years ago at mine
>>205729572that's a more comforting thought than the knowledge that freaks like you actually exist
BRIT BROSPLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD>>205729551>>205729551>>205729551MUCH APPRECIATED
>>205728995wasn't really attracted to the 2 gfs I had, was only with them because they put in all the effort
>>205729572
adam pretending to be in spain again is he?
>>205729481not a country
>>205729501If you knock on their door in uni halls and ask for sex, they will oblige. Very mysterious people, not many people know but all of them are prostitutes on weekends.
>>205729545If they're all minimum wage burger flipper jobs I'd rather stay on the dole
>>205729439an EU country. prefer not to say. it requires knowledge of the local language (which I do speak)
anyone else mortified every time they go on a plane and have to ask for a belt extender? Last time I heard a young couple laugh
Just learned gay men have periodsAnd rorke says gay isn’t real
Thinking of giving the gf a good bollocking when she gets home, been very unpleasant recently and she needs to know that
>>205729645Getnsamny
>>205729645France?
Death to sex havers.
i am going to kill myself, that is going to happen
So now thanks to the Online Safety Act the biggest cycling forum is shutting down, and now even the Sea Lion Press Forums are being forced to shut down tooTwo completely uncontroversial forums are fucked because of this lawI warned you this would happen and you fucked me off, you are delusional if you still think 4chan won't be blocked in this country
>>205729707its about time
>>205729707No.*gives you a hug*
>>205729661sexo
>>205729707Suicide is for trannies
>>205729687Last week I went to the christmas dinner of the company. A girl tried to kiss me and I felt such a repulsion I just couldn't. Now I know for sure I will be a virgin forever, so I can accept my fate and live in peace with myself.
>>205729707was just saying this at toil
>>205729707ktim, arsed my life up you see
>>205729712ive noticed you decided to omit the reasons they have shut down.
>>205729707Do a shooting at a least.
>>205729712Most people are getting VPNs now. Just accept the fact this country is turning in to a technocratic blairite indian call centre hellscape and there is no hope but to one day leave this evil island behind.
>>205729545there's nothing I think I'm too good for, but I am slowly assessing the how deep I have to scrape the bottom of the barrel1k a month admin civil service job I didn't think was asking too much. I have a first from a top ten uniguess next up is Aldi or the local pub if need be. but I'd rather just be unemployed and depressed
>>205729419
>>205729774Mid face.
>>205729707Careful lad you could hurt yourself doing that
>>205729762how can you not get an entry level civil service job if you have a degree? are you a mong?
>>205729742They have to shut down because they can't abide by rules created for megacorporations like Facebook
backshots for horny school girls as they leak vaginal fluids
>>205729774JANNY
>>205729762Sometimes you just have to wait it out because of your age. Nobody likes you when you're in your early twenties.
>>205729707Taking the final step is more difficult than you think. There is always some bullshit that will make you pospone it.
spaki on a mad one
>>205729826She looks old af, wdym
>>205729826
part time 16 hours a week civil service admin assistant role - £10 an hour - 5 years experience required
>>205729844>>205729811>>205729774
Suicide has to be a lot herder to go through with when you don't have a gunsI inherited a gun that killed 3 generations of a family
this is exactly what reddit wants
>>205729843I'm not him though
>>205729875Imagine her... but fifteen kilos lighter.
>>205729896better uses of time mousey
one and a half BILLION agility xp per hour at wildy course... how bizarre
Get their cocks serviced
>>205729937wheelchair
Sir Waspi Money
>>205729909Post more dark skinned lasses and fewer wh*te women
>>205729975'sheed
i have 444 nex kills but i recall having like 200 or something when i was posting it before so idk
>>205730017>>205730017>>205730017sir new maker
>>205729975Effoff
I was in love once...
>>205729975
>>205730176corrr spaff
>>205730176SAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE LEFTOVERS
