english rose edition
Sir Paki Pizza
>>205730017it's racist to smell good
i got 3 divine spirit shield drops this month hehe
Rorke fined AGAIN
stand upfor men's mental healthstand upfor men's mental healthstand upfor men's mental healthstand upfor men's mental health
>>205730017gf doesn't love me anymore, she just tolerates me, dont know what to do
>>205730017Balding
not sure what to have for dinner lads
>>205730049this guy was a complete brainlet
Italian derriere
>>205730067It's called a widows peak you spastic
rorke asking for angela
>>205730061Propose
>>205730049>erm actually your honour how could it be littering if it s not on the pavement(hes right btw)
>>205730061Dump as many loads into her as you can, take pictures, and send them to her next bf
>>205729803dunno what to say. evidently, I suppose
Alright guys? Done some laundry and started breaking up a tree that fell over in the storm the other week.
>>205730017
my parents (who are well off compared to most people in the area) have cut me out of their life because of a conversation we had months ago, when we went out for a simple meal and a drink with my nan (whose birthday I'd just paid for). When I said it was nice to spend time with them and that we should go out more often, my mother just said no as they don't have money and don't want to have to pay for me (which i didn't need or ask them to). This pissed me off a bit because she made a simple positive thing into a negative thing about money and indicated she had little interest in even seeing me, when I'd literally just single-handedly saved her relationship with her daughter and grandchildren, so she fucking owed me big time anyway. I said that they should want to spend time with me and should be happy to do so and that I'm inevitably going to get something as an inheritance so they should just spend that money while I'm alive and spend time with me. My mum and nan decided to just start joking repeatedly about how i shouldn't even talk about an inheritance (I've literally never done so before) as it's their money and they can spend it all if they want to and do whatever they want with it when they die. I said they'd better not just waste it all for the sake of it if that's the case and my mum said she might and kept trying to wind me up. I half jokingly said to not expect a funeral and she looked mortified so I told her I was joking and she seemed to get over it and we ultimately all had a nice time and that was that. Apparently she then phoned my sister threatening to cut me out entirely and give away anything that I'd get to charities or whatever out of spite. But they didn't say a word to me and pretended they loved me when I called them every day. The reason they've used it as an excuse to cut me out now, is because they've also cut out my sister (and their grandchildren) because my sister wasn't giving them unlimited control over her children and being coparents
>>205730073That's a white arse.
Stalins birthday today
rorke suddenly remembering he forgot to take his nan her groceries 4 years ago when she was sheltering, hasn't heard from her since
not a word
>>205730120i hope he dies
>>205730117italian women are white
screaming at the top of my gay porn lungs
>>205730061Put a baby in her, that'll sort it out
>>205730073Would dig my tongue into that cunt arse and feast like a king
>>205729880this is almost a perfect description of what it was was part timealso required knowledge of IT systems and the local languageI guess the locals are more desperate than me. they probably had phds fighting each other
>>205730109Mark's immediately back on Youtube de lads, time for celebration
>>205730109How's toil mate? Must be busy.
Sir Poo Baker
hope SSM gets his benefits taken away and he dies from alchol withdrawal instead of government paying him to drink himself to death for how many years now
Starmer is too stubbornWhile Tories have u-turned on internet regulation pretty much every time they've tried it, it's clear Starmer will refuse to budge even when the Online Safety Act turns out to be a complete disaster. Better get a VPN because this will be in place until 2030 at least, though knowing the Tories record for repealing Labour-era legislation it'll likely be a permanent law from now on with only further more protections added on because we got to "think of the children".
>>205730017Imagine the carpet in the pussy
Sir Somalian Importer
>>205730172I know, great news.>>205730180I'm usually stuck on the tills or self checkouts. The stock levels are awful and the delivery drivers have meltdowns about the lack of space for them to offload the new stock. Otherwise it's okay.
hope SSM gets killed in a train accident on the way to CEX with the rockfalls
remember when a large portion of the population wanted to take voting rights away from the elderly during brexitmental
Sir Small Boats
Penis (mine) in a woman (your mother) 's vagina
*spy voice* your mother!
>>205730263Over 80s have no business voting for things which they won't live to deal with
>>205730296Agreed, now do people without kids
>>205730263Rorkes would take votes away from women if they could
got the incel check shirts ordered
>>205730296neither do troons who have a live expectancy of 30
ssm and self-hating whites should be shipped to Australia and made to dig holes to build an underground prisonisland because they are literally just making the country worse
Got the 'orn on
>>205730351tobes
>>205730357grim
>>205730329Get another joke lad
weed sellers above the age of 21 need to get a real job
>>205730320If humans grew from trees and there was no such thing as sex, men would have attempted to exterminate women centuries ago or at least classified them as animals/slaves
>>205730329Made no mention of trannies, why are you rightoids so obsessed
wow so in BMWs the driver will live and everyone else dies no wonder cunts love them
>>205730415odd body
>>205730391>and there was no such thing as sexnothing would change in your life then :D
>>205730415This is the exact type of girl on wegovy right now
>>205730311>he has kids and posts on 4chanGod help those kids
>>205730414Good riddance
>>205730415well Alice is appears we both have autism dont we
doing some right spacker nerdy code things at the moment lads, hacking into the pentagon me
sick of hearing about these WASPI women
Just had a wicked wank over Jodie Whittaker
>>205730414only care about my own safety on the road. everyone else can toss off
>>205730415I fucked her first
>>205730415built to birth warriors
the customer support agent is literally called Nojubonga
nth for the
Boring fucking queers
>>205730483grim
>>205730475wasn't he one of the samurai who unified japan?
deleted reddit from my bookmarks bar but keep mousing over where it used to be like a total spacker lads, what am I like really???
>>205730512um
>>205730475ask him this >>205730503 for us would you mate
Applied for the Army lads. Haven't told the parents yet
>>205730512buck status?
>>205730453t. Labour MP who promised them billions
>>205730512JANMANNNNNNNNN
>>205730512bit gay this
>>205730434gay
Leftypol sent flying by the ticket chad
>>205730017as angry as it makes chuds she is right about everything
>>205730528I'll tell your mum next time I'm over
>>205730565It would sound better coming from you. Cheers lad
>>205730495>>205730512
>>205730543worse - I'm a tax payer who doesn't want to see stupid people receiving financial compensation (at my expense) for their own stupidity
Any absolute virgin freak in their 30s in, any never-touched-a-fanner-with-his-willard man in
Leftypol has started calling Kemi Badenoch, BadEnoch which is a pretty cutting observation Your comment, rorke?
what kind of cop are you?
>>205730415Not even joking, I know somebody who looks EXACTLY like this.
>>205730563Why do students always look like this? Bunch of soft twats
>>205730602Prefer not to say
>>205730576No worries mate, remember I'll always be around if you need anything
>>205730602Nah was chomping on a minge just recently actually
>>205730617Why haven't you shagged her?
>>205730609sir fish chipper
>>205730588mongo - it is fair and just that all your money goes to pensioners
really try hard posts this afternoon. its like 13 year olds arguing on bebo
I am obsessed with twileks
>>205730617You are so lucky.
motorcycle went down the street doing rat tat tat tat tat like a gun
>>205730639*INDEPENDENT FACT CHECKERS HAVE CONFIRMED THIS POST TO BE FALSE*
>bebo
we need more soogsx
>>205730698it's spelled "twink" mate nice try
>>205730719it's spelt "spelt", yank
>playing football on chirstmas daythese nations repulse me
>>205730751interestingapparently you guys use both
>>205730743corrr any where she gets her tits out?
UGH UGH UGHUGH UGH
hate being such a rotten useless pathetic retard freak
>>205730743too big
>>205730763All runts of the litter in the UN so no surprise they are going against God
>>205730743Corrrr would sit and listen when she speaks
>>205730763TANZANIA
>>205730779no
fucking pathetic I am
>>205730716facts
>>205730751spelt is a kind of grain, redcoat
>13 year olds>bebo
>>205730763yanks play eggball on Christmas day
thats really set him off
Don't get why incels come to a pro /LGBT/ general to spam transphobic nonsense.
>>205730743Oh Lordy >>205730794Ktim >>205730833KTIM
in the grim darkness of the far future
So far Starmer has:-Locked up the white men-Frozen the pensioners-Told the WASPI women 'no money'-Stolen the Farmer's Inheritances -Raised taxes for all working people-Legalized State Sanctioned Euthanasia
>>205730898They're desperate for attention
Salmon en Croute chips and beans
>>205730870apehoop toopretty grim
>>205730898/brit/ is a centrist forum, brookie
>>205730959Not a forum you dumb spacker now scuttle off to /Britfeel/ with the rest of the transphobes
>>205730602yup 34constant social life too and around womenjsut utterly sexless and repulsive too them
>>205730763it's actually pretty crazy how anglo culture became the world standard and is just "normal" culture now honestlynot just the language but all these customs Football as you know it originated in the UK, modern christmas customs originated in the UK curious what type of culture that is being made now that will be around 100 years from now definitely not chan culture unfortunately
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE POSTED THE TRANNY WILLYQUICK, SOMEONE POST "um"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205730921>-Legalized State Sanctioned Euthanasialet's stick to the facts shall weit's passed the 2nd readingit's not even gone to the lords yet, let alone received royal assent everything else is accurate though
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Rules before postinghttps://www.4chan.org/rules
*baddiedem eyebleach*
>>205730960um
>>205730976how big is ur willy
Fun fact: You can speak 5 languages you didn't know you could
be right back forum :£
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that evil inbred nasan saadi has been declared guilty, disgusting cunt who went out of his way to murder two white women just for the sake of it
>>205730921>boris is the only PM that generally became more popular over timehuh, I thought that you guys thought of him as a buffoon
>>205731017you'd be a vastly more tolerable poster if you posted less tranny cock and more soogx pussy
>>205731035dont recall asking
DWP / Universal Credit are trying to entrap, criminalise, harass, investigate, imprison, torture, and murder meThey sent me a message saying I have a week (ie by Christmas day) to upload documented proof of every financial transaction I made in the past 4 months, a photo of my ID, and an image the government can use for facial recognition.... or I'll be sanctioned to deathAfterwards they will ring me or a family member to ask about random transactions I made in that periodThat's right you fucking bastards, ring my parents on Christmas Day or New Year's asking why I bought sex toys or spend hundreds on crypto and video games The state is trying to kill and destroy me and my family, well done Starmer, well done Rachel Reeves. You win. I will simply die.
apparently GPSR which came into effect a few days ago absolutely cut the throat of all UK small businesses doing any sales to the EU or Northern Ireland by requiring them to spend £2000+ per product for regulatory compliance checks.why isn't this all over the news? I had to hear about it from a friend who sells on Etsy and just lost the ability to sell to his EU and Northern Irish customers, a third of his business. apparently even the government only released guidance on this a couple of days before it came into effect. absolute shitshow.
>>205731087Time for you medicine lad
>>205731035でも私は尋ねた
>>205731087no less than you deserve coomer freak
Going to use the "spin+pump out" setting on the washing machine to see how much excess water it removes from my clothes
>>205731087hope this is copied from reddit or whatever
>>205731087spacker
L M A O That's what you get when you believe some slag that lied on her CV about being a banker
>>205731087should not of bought crypto then
>>205730976/britfeel/ is for trans positive left wing idealogues like moni and helperlad albeit. /brit/ is simply a forum for British interests and people, alongside other flags that wish to culturally exchange with our fine gimmicks and the like>>205731049I don't post troons, that's other gyaldem poster
>>205731145i would support waspi if they were young attractive women not dried up old hags
Bit crazy how modern international sports culture basically all comes from Britainfootballcricketrugbyamerican and aussie football come from rugbybaseball comes from roundershockey and ice hockeygolfamerican folkstyle and freestyle wrestling (and pro wrestling) come from british catch wrestling
is sacked tranny just a britfeel gimmick or is he actually making those mind-numbing posts unironically
was everyone always this insaneor is it just meor am i just getting old
The British government is a terrorist government Genociding the Palestinians wasn't enough, now they're coming for ME
>>205731049>wanting /brit/ to be filled with e-thots and onlyfans advertising fuck right of with all this shit
>>205731087>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>205731179>I don't post troons, that's other gyaldem posternobody believes you
>>205731191he's been posting the same boring shite for years but was laughed out of britfeel when they kept ringing the greggs in scarborough that he worked at
>>205731030But why don't they just teach us the Nordic languages to begin with and arrange cultural exchange trips with them. I want a swedish gf FFS
>>205731191https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/205216375/#205216767He seems to admit he's faking it here...
Starmer is based. And thats coming from the biggest rorke here. I dont give a fuck about farmers or middle class waspi women or muh businesses. They've all had it too good for too long, while freak shut ins like me get bennies and £2 bus fares and nationalised railways.
>>205731225interestingwhich aldi does he work at again? might give them a little bell
>>205731191it's just diego having a laugh
>>205731087>>The state is trying to kill and destroy me and my family> I will simply dieWait a few months lad the NHS will do it for free x
>>205731232because the norman french rule you not the swedes, who only ever ruled western scotland
>>205731222It's true tho
>>205731260>freak shut ins like me get benniesNot for longThey're trying to execute us
>>205731260and what do freaks like you contribute actually?
>>205731265aldi northway in scarborough before attending taekwondo at desapline martial arts academy
>>205731190it's not just sports mateit's literally EVERYTHING any type of "international" culture comes from an anglo country other european countries are far more insular maybe the sole exception is coffee from italy and the pastry culture from france which is pretty global but I have a feeling these are also anglo exports
>>205731287Nothing at all. Dont need to. This is my home, my realm, and I dont need to justify my continued existence.
>>205731260>rorke>freak shut ins like me>benniesyou're making us look bad mate
fucking love mustard
It's all about appearances isn't it
/brit/, the realm of plenty
>>205731260You really think the bennies are going to continue? You haven't been paying attention.
>>205730528>. Haven't told the parents yetwell its 9 months untill you ship out to camp at best so you have plenty time
>>205731319rorkes moved away from bootlicking in 2017 keep up
>>205731308nice one
>>205731312>coffee from italymostly true, but the most common form of coffee is literally called an Americano
>>205731355i come from the scran down under
>>205731359So what's going to happen to all the freaks? Out in the streets just like us?
>>205731359It continued under the coalition in the early 2010s, nothing ever changes, just names are changed. I wouldnt expect lil zoomers like you to understand, the tap has never turned off and never will be turned off.
>>205731402they get sent to the gay sissification camps
>>205730991>let's stick to the facts shall we>it's passed the 2nd reading>it's not even gone to the lords yet, let alone received royal assent>everything else is accurate though
>>205731308>aldi northway in scarboroughnopeits shewsbury
>>205731464
they don't mind the bennies system if you cba working you wouldn't contribute anything in a job anyway they'd rather get a hardworking pajeet in to keep the economy growing
>>205731464it was obviously satire
would like to be a politician, honestly. seems like easy money where you don't really need to do much.
>>205731273britain would probably be considered part of scandinavia if it wasn't for the normans
>>205731466>>205731471disinformation from the tranny defence league
Starmer will never legalise weed or introduce PR voting because he hates freedom and hates democracy
>>205731513
You're a stupid troll and I'm banning you from this blog.
fairly handsome lad actually they were probably just teasing him to get his attention what a mess
>>205731534ah yes PR, the Germans are currently loving that system
>>205731533cite your source(s) for the scarborough claim
all this "drone" stuff in america and the reddit threads about it have convinced me a good quarter of yanks are schizos, minimum
Having a mental health episode due to my borderline personality disorder
>>205731553Send him to Azkaban
>ah yesJust cut it out, will you?
ahyes
>>205731529>britaindidn't exist as anything but an island until 641 years after the Normans conquered England
The first thing I would do if it wasn't gay would be to get fucked by a black man twice my size
>>205731555It's better than having two parties slinging shit at each other constantly
>>205731619
>>205731589scratching my skull trying to work out your point here
>>205731553>>205731580he'll get letters from women in prison, they're incorrigible
>>205731623The Germans haven't had a stable government since 2017 because of PR. Its the least democratic system, because it ends up representing nobody at all because nothing ever gets passed
https://youtu.be/OMrNDnU6PPk
>>205731558he used to always post images of the scarborough shoreline under his tilde trip in /britfeel/ on his walk to work. used to work at the greggs in scarborough too which people from /britfeel/ rang
I got a 70 on my most recent uni assignment :)
>>205731623actually it's exactly the same
>>205731637then only england would be scandinavian
screeching
Any of you lot going to get involved in the 2026 world cup?
Seems like you're all either unbelievably naive or hopelessly jaded
>>205731701I'd show up if tommy t called me up like yeah but reckon chances are slim
>>205731701yeah I'm head ballkicker for Sheffield Thursday, me
>>205731701Yeah going to be playing I am :)
Been to Scarborough before me, scary to think I was likely very close to sacked tranny at some point
>>205731659>The Germans haven't had a stable government since 2017 because of PRAh yes I forgot about the famously stable UK government, definitely didn't burn through 5 prime ministers in 5 years.
>>205731701Going to be a 120th minute sub for when we need someone to give a proper Brexit-ball penalty
>>205731701I'll be a ref and I'm sending these odious worms off >>205731718>>205731723>>205731731
>>205731723Head ball licker more like wahey :D
>>205731744hmm yes however those weren't normal times though were they. Every PR country is an autistic mess and can barely pass anything from their legislative agenda. Britain was going through Brexit at the time so obviously is a bit different isnt it also you are a fat waste man
>>205731773
>>205731791I accept your concession.
All our leaders are decided by whichever party the big corporations and billionaires spend the most money onWhich means next election, Farage and his fascist party will win after Musk donates 1 billion dollars to them
Reckon the 2026 World Cup should have just been in Mexico. Can't be arsed with the US and Canada being there too.
t
Can never decide whether she peaked in Chamber of Secrets or Prisoner of Azkaban
>>205731834>reform>fascist i fucking wish
>>205731671i kneel
>>205731874She peaked in Philosophers Stone
>>205731881You should unironically die
>>205731851>2022 world cup in a single arab country>2026 and 2030 world cups spread across four continents>2034 world cup in a single arab countrypretty despicable how open-air FIFA's corruption is. reckon they got a big, fat payday for that little stunt.
>>205731898Ginny wasn't in that one
>>205731874>>205731898Too old
>>205731902
There used to be a thing called "topless tuesday" on tumblr years ago before the site basically died.Anyway there was a lass that I went to school with at the time who had a tumblr and she was a bit of a goth/emo type. I managed to find her tumblr page because she used the same username/page name thing as some other sites like Bebo. I guess she wasn't really trying to hide it but who cares, the point is, I found it. She had massive tits for her age and would do the topless Tuesdays thing.For months she would just show her tits in her bra but then one day she got them out in a post. I absolutely BLASTED my cock off that day and would frequently use that image to wank to. What a time to be alive.
ah yes the fascist reform party headed and funded by literal pakis and indians
>>205731956Nothing inherently racist about fascism
>>205731553He'll be getting MAD PUSSY after this a lot of women are desperately looking for men that have the balls to hit them these days
So many tranny threads on /int/ today I’mabout to wank for the third time
>>205731956>headed and funded by London bankers, toffs, wife beaters, billionaires, zionists, racists and fascists ftfy
Eating Oats like Scottish men and English horses
>>205732021A party for everyone
might need to unlearn some habits once I finally buy a house after years of renting
>>205732021>zionistsyou know they fund every mainstream party right
Reform voters wish they were yanks unironically, and wear MAGA hats despite being British
>>205732042This is why Thames Water is in debt and needs to be bailed out
>>205732062Not the Greens, SNP, Plaid, Sinn Fein, or Corbyn's new blocGet fucked fascist freak, go die for Israel
you reckon we'll see a world cup game on Mars in our lifetimesIt will be on a 6-44 minutes delay of course due to light distance
>>205732090>Corbyn's new blocyou mean the Cousin Fuckers party?
Politics makes strange bedfellows indeed
>>205732063Seen some old boy cutting about asda in a maga hat once
>>205732107Goalie could be floating half way to Jupiter and England still won't score
This world has destroyed me and radicalised me
>>205731536Is this some pokemon thing
Thinking about throwing away my shitty life in the north east to move to America and cool meth on the appalachians. Seems comfy and no risk
>>205731553That's a teenager? He looks 25
>>205732090>Greensanti-nuclear parties shouldn't be allowed on the ballot, simple as
>>205732221Yes and you should be drowned in a septic tank, simple as
Best anglophone country to be born in?My vote is for New Zealand
Listening to Weezer
>>205732214Might join you in this
>>205732090>Greens, SNP, Plaid, Sinn Fein, or Corbyn's new blocmainstream parties mate not those memes
>>205732241people who are anti-nuclear are either retarded or in the service of foreign capital
>>205732254Ireland
commiemong melty is more intense than normaldid china recognise the new syrian government or something
>>205732221agreedwe should go all-in on nuclear, dispose of anyone who tries to prevent it and put all the power stations in the west midlands, sorted
>>205732255Blue album or Pinkerton?
Starmer's fall has been insane to see only elected in July
>>205732277>Combined total of 29 MPs >"Meme parties">Meanwhile he thinks Reform with 5 MPs isn't a memeOh my days
ah yes the 85 year old telegraph reader is here to tell us all about how putin is a communist
checking ten times a day if im still blocked is healthy, stimulating and good for my mental health
>>205732309assad getting mossaded broke his brain, i honestly feel bad for him
skibidi dop dop yes yes
BlackedBritain
>>205732337I would vote Starmer for the next thousand years over rishi poonak and the wogs kemi badenoch
There's only one You
All nuclear power sites should be in London Keep the power close to where it's needed most, yeah?
>>205732254USA obviously the rest are shite Australia is a close second
>>205732340reform got more votes than all those parties combined and they're currently neck and neck with the tories and labour in the polls
>>205732390nah
>>205732090>Get fucked fascist freak, go die for Israelthink you are missing the point of being a fascist.
>>205732214Might be the only place in the USA that's a downgrade from the uk lol Even Atlanta and Houston would be better
>>205732419You are gay
>>205732419pretty much all of the southeast and new mexico would be a downgrade
>>205732390Well yes because a huge amount of energy is lost when transporting it
>>205732334Blue Album at the momentPinkerton next
get it made rorke
>>205732397Reform should be banned for being far right terrorists funded by Russia and foreign billionaires who wish to destroy Britain
no
>>205732390better idea: store all our nukes in london and then detonate them
I don't think a radical change is needed at all in the UK. Stay the course lads, you're doing fine!
>>205732469>funded by Russiabut enough about the SNP
>>205732494Bizarre schizopost
ah yes russia is funding far right parties but they're also commiemongs and soviets and chinese socialists
>>205732469>foreign billionaires who wish to destroy Britainbut enough about [every other party]
there'll always be an england, or so they say
>>205732532I hope not, it's a shithole
>>205732514erm lad commiemong officially rescinded russia's status as a communist country when assad fellnow they're a far-right empire
New>>205732572>>205732572>>205732572
>>205732508cope, the kremlin funded alex salmond
