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Dogberg edition
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bender obsessing over black men’s hairstyles and how good they look in them
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Thoughts on Red Hot Chili Peppers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9eNQZbjpJk
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Scottish bros.. not like this .. not like this..

https://x.com/maedamealofthat/status/1869705515246276870
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>was at a party yesterday
>life and soul of it, kept making everyone laugh
>had to leave early because I had work at 7am
>everyone groaned and moaned when I had to leave and apparently a girl was asking for my details from a mate after she learned I had left

none of you will ever know this feeling
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>>205765488
Quintessentially american post
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>>205765465
i guess now he identifies as a dog!!!!!! woke mob gone mad...
Read more

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>>205765488
proof??
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>>205765515
Used to think blood sugar sex magick was the best album ever when i was like 12
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>>205765515
I used to be obsessed with them, I started playing bass because of Flea and got good because of him and it lead me into jazz and funk both listening and playing. I still like them but don't listen to them much now.
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Hate dogs me, I used to like them but people who own dogs have spoiled them for me by letting them shit everywhere, run up on people expecting to pet them or just barking unnecessarily.

>oh he doesn't bite :)
*snaps the dog's neck with a swift karate chop*
>he doesn't now, SLAG!
(a wet dream I once had)
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>>205765560
think that's a willy, not too sure
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>>205765541
some of us have socialised and been to parties before mate
grim if you think this is worth bragging about to your little group chat, shows how rare successful socialisation is for you
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>>205765541
>have completely normal life experience
>come to /brit/ to immediately gloat about it as if being normal as if it's something you deserve a medal for
Many such cases!
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>>205765560
um not sure if you're aware lad but that lady seems to have a wilkins
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>>205765588
same, mad how people keep dirty smelly animals in their homes
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nth for the gyaldem
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>>205765560
Genuinely had a wank to him the other week after seeing him posted and felt very confused afterwards.
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>>205765560
bro has a willy
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Dadberg got arrested in Morrison's for wolloping a bloke with his walking stick (he tried to jump the queue)

this country is going to the dogs lads
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>>205765560
>>205765614
who is he?
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>>205765600
been a number of posts like this on /brit/ over the years and it’s always a good laugh when they come up
>woke up
>made my bed
>made breakfast and coffee
>had a shower
>now doing work
>might exercise later
>what have you incels done?????
they act like a functional adult for once and immediately begin bragging about it to anonymous strangers online
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>>205765588
I hate dogs too but you get called a paki on here for saying that and people think you're a weirdo irl.
>'What do you mean you don't like my snarling barking dog who would attack you if I let him off the lead? He's lovely really!'
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>>205765611
your mum didnt have much a choice with you
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>>205765541
>went to bed early like a neek
>didn't hit on any girls just scuttled off scared one might be into you
why would you post this story
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always guffaw when I'm reading some cunt's wiki page and in personal life it says they contemplated suicide during the covid lockdown

I'm such a reculsive incel I barely even noticed it happened
Mental that if normies lived our lives for just a month it'd be enough for them to turn to suicide
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need a haircut but don't want to drop anymore money that i already have to
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>>205765464
It started like this (and goes on like this, psychology)

Then it moved to "big muscle beautiful, big muscle HEALTHY" in the 80s, to make us reversely associate health with big muscles i.e. if you keep yourself healthy you will be equal to Schwarzenegger and Stalone

Then the smoking bans started

Then renaming flus and cold viruses (and storms...)

You see where I'm going with this?
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>>205765542
that’s a Brit on a proxy
Only Brits are into that stuff
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Two poo cross the street. One poo gets hit by a car. His friend yells c'mon diarrhea.
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>>205765645
well said
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>>205765488
>already confirmed she’s been blacked off camera
since when?
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>>205765635
Cdbell
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>>205765646
you are a weirdo. you're entitled to your opinion but dont think you're not a weird gimp
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>>205765649
you always keep them wanting more
if I was slobbering all over them they'd be instantly turned off
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>>205765582
Can you play Naked In The Rain?
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>>205765647
dogshit zinger
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>>205765655
>You see where i’m going with this?
No I don’t mate
The fuck you on about
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>>205765646
>'What do you mean you don't like my snarling barking dog who would attack you if I let him off the lead? He's lovely really!'
Paki
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>>205765651
ktim barely noticed a difference it went far too quick
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>>205765690
lol rattled.
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>>205765573
>BDA 176
corrrrr should spaff to this, it's been on my list for a while

in the mood for some peng jav tings
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>>205765633
nearly did something simular in poundland yesterday when two women walked in front me
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>>205765684
Yeah probably, would need to give it a listen though. The hardest slap ones to learn were Get Up and Jump and Blackeyed Blonde for me, and Right on Time for fucking finger/forearm endurance.
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>>205765655
Got no idea what point you're trying to make
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These two people are both 36

Mad how losing your hair makes you look so much older
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Nephew's prezzy is sorted
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>>205765731
get on the MISM-146
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Did you hear about the 51 French lads who raped that old granny?
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>>205765560
>>205765614
it's mad how 4chon psy ops people,
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>>205765646
Here too, was mauled by a monster when I was 5 and indeed good observation, owners go "she wouldn't hurt a fly :)" when clearly the dog would attack you if the owner wasn't present.
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>>205765706
>'Oh don't worry he's a sweetheart honestly once you get to know him!'
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a bu hld heei erco fth tz y
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>>205765759
pallid bastards the both of them
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>>205765800
lmao being scared of a little thing like that. grow up
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>>205765800
Im middle class, people i know have nice dogs
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>>205765790
Is this the start of a joke?
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>>205765790
bet she knew just got embarrassed when everyone found out
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oh those silly little niggers and their inbred abomination pitbulls/bullies
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>>205765790
Lilian Phillipé? Yeah
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>>205765790
what’s macron been up to this time
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>>205765833
I'm not scared of the ones I could kill with my bare hands I just hate the fuckers and the owners are often cunts.
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gonnae have a fag
and none of you can stop me
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>>205765744
>Blackeyed Blonde

ARE YOU ME

HOW DO YOU KNOW BLACKEYED BLONDE

AHHHH

yeah it's a bitch on the wrists, especially if you can't hear the notes which aren't there
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>>205765588
>>205765646
I like good breeds of dog, like Labradors

But XL Bullies are stupid because they'll maul you

And I don't like yapping annoying dogs either
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>>205765731
omds
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>>205765871
trim those nails ya fuckin faggot queer fairy bumder poof
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HIGHLAND REGIMENT
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>>205765871
What are the people working marketing at tobacco companies up to these days?
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>>205765790
No, what about them?
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>>205765871
only birds smoke mayfair
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eating poo
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>>205765885
meant for >>205765775
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>>205765759
That's why I don't fault the men that go to Turkey. Don't go bald if you don't have to.
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>>205765874
I basically learnt nearly every chilis song on bass over a decade ago so I know all their stuff. Blackeyed Blonde has some weird muted pops which took a while to master.
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always had the feeling that this bloke hates women
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rorke smoking that bubba kush with the mandem
leftypol posting on tumblr
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>>205765759
I'm 31, have good hair that's receded a bit but you can't tell and have had people say they're surprised I still have hair at my age. Little do they know I'm on finasteride.
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>>205765960
what does this even mean you fucking yank clown gimp bastard i'm going to RAPE AND MURDER you
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chastising poo
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Homer Grows Hair & Gets Promoted
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>>205765926
Fucking hell even with hair he'd look old, does he smoke a pack a day and have 5 pints before every gaming sesh?
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I'm a professional gamer
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>>205765541
what could possibly bring you to make such shit up and post it to random interenet strangers
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>>205766000
*holds back tears and instinctively massages my norwood IV*
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>>205765913
don’t normally smoke so wasn’t aware of this
reason i’m actually smoking cause i’ve ran out of snus and have to wait till tomorrow to travel to the shop that has my favourite brand. these fags been in a drawer for months
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>>205765974
>finasteride
>some men experience sexual dysfunction, depression, and breast enlargement
>In some men, sexual dysfunction may persist after stopping the medication
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finasteride
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wind's howling
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People who love dogs always post some professional photo of a golden retriever in a meadow or a border collie at fucking crufts or something like "hOw caN yoU HAte dOgs tHo u PaKI??"

Even though they know fine well that the majority of dogs are not like that at all. They're like pic related. Little smelly rat thing with shit around its eyes because it has literally barked for 8 solid hours and then cried for some of your roast dinner. I'd stamp on one of these cunts without hesitation and kick the fucking thing into the river, wouldn't feel an ounce of guilt or remorse yet I don't think I could do that to an actual rat.

It's either that type of shit dog are it's a chopped up "staffy" that is one unexpected loud noise away from removing a toddler's face.

Also sorry to report, dog nonces, but your house fucking stinks, the guys in the febreeze marketing department tricked you.
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>>205766070
Yeah you don't need to tell me that I experienced sides on oral and have switched to topical, only been on it for a month but things have improved and I'm wanking loads. Shame as the drug really does work.
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>>205766094
Nary a word ahmed
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mental that BoE have kept rates sky high but ye olde commercial banks have slashed savings rates to fuck all
no wonder inflation's gone up again

stingy bastards
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>>205766070
not as if any owman will ever look at you or your dick when you're bald
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>>205765939
a lot of poofs are quite misogynistic
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>>205765939
>nonce has no empathy for nonce victims
whodda thunk it
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>>205766120
That's the thing, you get to choose between a small chance of having weaker erections or being bald.
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>>205766116
>Dearbail
Refuse to believe this is a name
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what does sex feel like
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business idea: fried yorkshire teabag munchbox
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>>205766144
Don't care either way
I'll take being bald
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There was no crime, no cruelty, no abomination that the mind of men can conceive of which the German has not perpetrated, is not perpetrating, and will not perpetrate if he is allowed to go on... Today, there are only two divisions in the world... human beings and Germans.
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>>205766123
like seriously so
gay men are the biggest msygonists of them all esp the masculine ones
i imagine your desire to hang around with women does diminish somewhat if you find their existence unaesthetic lol
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>>205766162
can't remember
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Rocking back and forth in my incel bedroom
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>mumberg bought a 48 pack of walkers yesterday for xmas
>dadberg's already eaten a quarter of it

he's ruining christmas lads
he's a terrorist
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>>205766162
With a condom? Fuck all
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>bbc news sob story about mongs spending £4k for a holiday for 3 to lapland for 4 days and having no snow
Howling, who pays for this overpriced shit
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>>205766162
like putting your willy into a warm slippery hole and feeling intense physical pleasure, emotional connection and a deep sense of achievement and masculinity

sex with my ex gf who was very pretty and who i genuinely loved was better than any drug i’ve tried today. it makes you feel a complete man.
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>>205766144
>>205766195
question is what happens if you combine the anti-erection finasteride and the pro-erection viagra
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Business idea: You bring me your dogs, I put them down for free
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https://vocaroo.com/1ijRy2QCDM1c
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>>205765646
I dislike bull breeds because of this.
My greyhounds are timid and wouldn't hurt a fly
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>>205766162
Salty milk and coins
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>>205766240
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>>205766259
aussies were the first to be replaced by AI
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>>205766240
I've used viagra whilst on fin and even 25mg made my dick feel like it was going to snap off so that works.
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>>205766214
They're making BBQ Walkers again now, I got some the other day. Must have been years ago that they last made them.
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Why yes my Christmas is dependent on the amount of walkers tm brand crisps available
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Mum cut my hair and now I look like an even BIGGER Incel.
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still can’t believe this
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>>205766264
I've heard greyhounds struggle with their instinct and will chase and kill small furry things.
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Black cockkkk
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>>205766327
Yes, but I keep them on lead in public
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>>205766317
He's summoning Yakub
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>>205766214
don't worry send the rest to me I'll keep them safe
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>>205766317
Always assumed his gimmick was to try to seem like the antichrist to get people worked up and for pr but nobody seems to make that connection
>beast
>does a bunch of questionable good deeds
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>>205766317
don't get how he got popular he's incredibly irritating
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>>205764763
No, just shows how delusional woke wogs are
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Funny watching povvo scum overcompensate on Christmas by buying tons of those shitty Chinese toys you get from places like B&M and Poundland. Acting like they love their family even though they WILL call their 6 year old kid a "daft cunt" on Christmas Day when they get too excited.

If povvos had any sense, they would buy one good thing that is fairly expensive instead of buying 50 small, shitty things that belong in the bin.
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>>205766409
never watched him but he seems so utterly ordinary it's bizarre at least someone like xqcow has charisma
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>>205766432
>t. seething incel spending christmas alone
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mental

https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1869340094974333320
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>>205766432
Shit up u daft cunt
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>>205766432
povvos are povvos because they don't have any sense mate
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>>205766120
Plenty of baldies shag
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>>205766483
not sure if I should click that shit
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Dogs are increasingly becoming real life teddy bears. Most of the people I know that have bought dogs in the past few years have went for things like cockapoos, king charles, pugs, westies. a lot of these dogs i’ve seen are incredibly docile and peaceful. they hardly even bark and just sit around all day staring into space being pampered by their owners.

compare it to a video I seen on youtube of a guy using his border collie dogs as sheep herders or using a labrador for collecting hunting game. the difference in these dogs temperament, appearance, mood, stamina is like night and day. They look incredibly healthy and happy in their natural environment.
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>>205766432
Sorry mate, how can you see them from your smelly childhood box room? Not like you ever open the curtains
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>>205766514
"sure"
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>>205766415
woke wogs
or woges for short
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>>205766525
Thanks for the update Ceasar Millan
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>>205766525
Nietzsche's last dog
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>>205766568
lmao
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>>205766305
All thesse sorts of meaty flavours are supposed to utilise shitty chemicals
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playing ck3 made me realise how difficult it would be to be a roman emperor

I rule all of Europe, Africa, Arabia and I have established control in Western India

I am faced with constant revolts and despite this have managed to have my family on the throne of the empire for 200 years with little territory lost
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>>205766483
diego finally getting his cumuppence from a communist government, colourised 2030
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Point is, dogs are meant to be noble animals and a trusty servant but normies these days just use them as child replacement or to have a small fluffy thing roam about their houses
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Just took my woge for a walk
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h he bef alrt uety dcz ih o
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>I saw the Prophet (ﷺ) eating chicken.
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>>205766585
Shame you can’t establish control of your willy in a fanny
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>>205766594
>trusty servant
What sorts of jobs are they supposed to do for you
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>>205766610
the Prophet Muh-scran-med
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If baldies didn't shag there wouldn't be baldies. Can't wait to fuck over my children with my bald genes.
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>>205766628
retrieve things
herd sheep
hunt vermin
smell prey
protect
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>>205766628
chasing away wogs from my house
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>>205766480
>>205766487
>>205766538
Absolutely struck a nerve with these povvy lads.

Waheyyy, get your best Ben Sherman shirts on for Christmas dinner lads. Aunty Kerry is coming over and she has won BIG on the bingo so it's gonna be a mad one this year (she won £40 and has already spent 15 of it on cigs)
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Roke's gone worke!
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>>205766665
Profiterole Muscranmed
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>>205766628
scare blacks
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>>205766666
checked and ktimmed
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>>205766628
You seen the size of their tongues?
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>>205766666
Checked
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>Roke's gone worke!
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>>205766585
blog on redditlord
>>205766666
most intelligent irishman
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Game idea: GTA/Yakuza but it's Ancient Rome
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>>205766515
it's a wasp getting it's arse pulled out
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>Absolutely struck a nerve
He's been done
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man is not the apex predator
the polar bear is
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>>205766749
you realise yakuza is nothing like gta right?
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>>205766525
>cockapoos, king charles, pugs
All shit

If you want a small dog, get a Jack Russell
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>>205766743
Don't get this
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>>205766525
Who cares as long as they are friendly and not child-killing nigbulls.
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Now Rorke at the bar is a friend of mine, who gives me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke, but there's some place that he'd rather beeeee
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humans aren’t even the most intelligent species on earth

there are vast mycelial network that can span hundreds of kilometers, sometimes the size of countries. they organise themselves like a brain and distribute resources to plants and the soil. they are a very ancient fungal consciousness and have been here for hundreds of millions of years. sometimes humans accidentally or intentionally ingest a small fraction of their consciousness via psychedelic mushrooms and access this network.
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Povvo looking at the £50 Casio G-Shock in the window of Cash Converters and thinking to himself "one day"
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>>205766409
His audience is all gen alpha brainrot kids.
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Whatever you mention, toillass thinks it's shit
>Yeah I watched a film
>Films are just shit now
>Then I went to a restaurant
>Restaurants are all shit now
etc
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>>205766838
least deluded drugmong
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>>205766790
Anayalse that?
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>>205766838
how many iphones have they made?
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>>205766838
This is legit one of the hottest clips I've seen... preshit farts are so sexiest especially when her asshole gapes that little bit and you can see her shit inside her... can you imagine that heavenly fucking smell? I'd do just about anything to eat everything that came out of her... I'd even see how long I could survive off her shit alone... How many weeks do you think, or how long if I had supplements in between? Fuck I wish. The best life and death imaginable.
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>>205766838
british empire was bigger
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>>205766892
4
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Just got a new decision in principle and could get up to £157,200 over 35 years with a 20k deposit, that is better than when I checked last year. I'm on £35k a year for anyone interested in buying their first flat as I will be doing next year.
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we wish you a merry rorkemas
we wish you a merry rorkemas
we wish you a merry rorkemas
and spaki new year
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>>205766838
what color is their lambo
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Happy to have used my quints for that post.
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>>205766916
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>>205766916
these beings may form one singular global network
like an internet but underground and composed of mycelium not fiber optics and wireless signals
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3 pm
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>>205766838
>kilometers
Fuck off yank
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>>205766938
Where you looking to buy a place?
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>>205766959
so not bigger than the british empire then
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retinol collagen youth forever
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>>205766666
bald genes come from the mother
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POT NOODLE AND A WANK
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>>205766959
so not as good as the internet then
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>>205766990
Norwich, on the edge too so I can get a better flat than what I could get in the centre.
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and this isn’t even mentioning the beings that live in the inner earth oceans (made of ringwoodite) which have recently been confirmed to exist
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>>205767014
Thank fuck my mums not bald
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Witnessing...something
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*holds a sausage above your dog's head so it jumps off the ground*
*does a roundhouse kick on it mid-air and volleys it into the road*
*gets absolutely flattened by a Skoda*

Impressed?
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Why The Big Lez Show Is a Cinematic Masterpiece

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me: reading john ashberry
you: reading drugmong ranting about mushrooms
we are not the same
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>>205766940
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>>205767082
>john ashbury
who?
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>>205767079
Australia sucks
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>>205767064
superb
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>>205767107
ashberry you illiterate swine
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>>205766885
A Bronx Tale
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>>205767053
>beings that live in the inner earth oceans (made of ringwoodite) which have recently been confirmed to exist
source?
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>>205767053
>ringwoodite
the decline of latin education has been a travesty for science
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Pondering a poo
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>>205767127
go and hit me with some of his genius poetry only enlightened squires such as yourself read
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just dislocated an artery
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>>205767147
not photographing the book for you you ignorant scrote, use google if you must
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>>205767126
Good post
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>>205767117
this has been debunked countless times in the past
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>>205767136
the ocean has been confirmed not the beings
but they likely exist
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>>205767180
retarded ass nigga
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>>205767173
just been rebunked
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artery
nothing to do with art
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>>205767082
>free verse
runt
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>>205767170
>waste some time googling a poet and by the time i find out you are a pseud reading overrated tripe you have already scurried off
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>>205767137
>nooo it has to be in this old dago language you don’t understand!!!
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>>205767173
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>>205767219
howling utter brainlet
>>205767221
cope on brainlet
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fartery
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For the record i am not a drug mong, I have never taken shrooms or acid. And I am not schizophrenic.
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and that's me done with the office for the year. Oh it's lush x
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poety is fucking gay. just write a book
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>>205767222
yes thats what has been agreed by all scientists
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>>205767247
free verse is brainlet poetry
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>>205767266
*writes a book of poetry *
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>>205767209
giggled @ "rebunked"
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arse for arse's sake
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The good life eludes all

Madness
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>>205767054
you have to look if your uncles or grandad from the mother side are bald, in that case
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Low-quality thread
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>>205767284
howling utter state of how thick you are
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not had a wank in 82 hours
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digits and i get pissed on this bottle of bicardi
no digits and i continue my sober streak of 2 and a half weeks
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love love LOVE shining laser pointers at ambulance helicopters KEK
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>>205767260
how droll
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bath rules dwarf city hay
a bunch hold her echo with the years
he's helped before alert yet did his oysters
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payday is 23rd december. get in
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>>205767282
get a grip my ancestors put down the Roman Empire whilst yours were huddled around peat in Ireland dickhead
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What kind of drugs can I take to give me more energy lads?

There's caffeine but if I drink too much coffee I find it hard to sleep at night
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>>205767327
wipe your kitchen counter down you scruff
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>>205767312
Was a joke austisão
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>>205767347
Anglo Saxons did not put down the Roman Empire
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>>205767348
magnesium
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love most of you lads. feel like i dont say it enough x
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>>205767348
I tried ginseng and it makes you feel like you've had caffeine
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>>205767384
not a huge fan of you lad x
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Traveller traveled through the centre on town on horse and cart earlier.
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Romans were in Britain the same amount of time that Anglos have been in North America
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>>205767365
>this is what ethnics actually believe
lmao
fucking grim
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>>205767384
cute post but not sure which aussie you are so can't say the same just in case you're one of the nasty ones
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>>205767412
>traveled
FOY
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>>205767365
>errrhmm actually it was economic and internal fac-
be quiet boy
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Might have a crack at construction. Reckon it's not *that* hard
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michael jacksons hair caught on fire at the exact half-way point of his life
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>>205767418
>367 years of Roman rule in Britain
>527 years since an Englishman first set foot in North America
not even remotely similar, fat cunt
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>>205767415
Anglos are the native peoples of northeastern US as there’s no Indians left thus we’ve been here the longest
Maori were only on their shit islands 300 years longer than us and now kiwicucks have to do their stupid dances and give them welfare checks
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>>205767421
i try not to be nasty but there's always a retarded fucking NIGGER or two in the thread
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>>205767469
someone's got to put up the deanoboxes
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>>205767418
They did not. The Romans never fought the Angles or the Saxons. In fact they did and beat them in the 4th century when they were pirating the North Sea and Atlantic.

The Anglo Saxons were too far north to fight Rome during its collapse. The Franks, Lombards, Allemani and Goths did it as they were on Romes border. When the Anglo Saxons migrated to Britain the Romans had already left decades earlier.
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>>205767487
>>205767415
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you're all annoying me. Stop this conversation at once.
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>>205767496
watch a guy on youtube going round those, the welsh cunt. hungover lads snorting a line before getting on site are just about managing.
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>>205767498
>never fought
>in fact they did
are you chatgpt what the fuck you mong
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>>205767494
many such cases. thank you for pointing them out when you do
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Funny how book reading FREAKS think they're superior to people who just mong out and watch tv or play video games. When novels started becoming more widely available for the masses, people thought book readers were mongs for just sitting around all day wasting their time with gay little stories. Mad innit?

Basically what I'm trying to say is, I'm a sex-haver and I'm currently playing through Space Marine 2 on the hardest difficulty. You are a virgin and you're currently reading Sucketh Men II with a hard-on. Think on it.
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Apparently Rome was awful unless you were a noble, fifteen people to a room, shitting in the street, proper India-tier
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>>205767498
You just answered yourself. Anglo-Saxons forced Romans out of Britain, then slowly took over the island. Hence the existence of Saxon Shore Forts from as far back as the late-3rd Century AD.

Not that I'd expect you to know anything about that, being a horrid little ethnoid
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My surname is old English for "bucket maker" - so my ancestors were certainly the industrious types
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>>205767532
I meant during the collapse. They did beat Saxons who attacked Britain once but in the 5th century they never fought. Anglo Saxons like I said were too far north, they were actually the natives of what is now Denmark before Scandinavians from the north replaced them. They migrated to Britain and did not fight the late Roman Empire. Other Germanics like the Franks, Burgundu, Lombards, Visigoths did
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Might try to bring 'shirtlifter' back into common parlance
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dad, who's posting on /brit/ at 3:17am?
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>>205767585
oh do shut up u shirtlifting poof
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thoughts on mumsnet?
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>>205767557
doxxable
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>>205767557
It’s pronounced bouquet
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halfway through my third timmy taylor's of the afternoon, one more left in the fridge
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ninepence spent on the yarmouth hotelier.
two bob for me wife's bonnet.
kids served free.
no complaints. charming weekend getaway.
pim pom pirryip.
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might become a cheesemonger
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>A motley crew spotted at the Merry Hitchmass lecture (celebrating the work of Christopher Hitchens); Stephen Fry, Richard Dawkins, Douglas Murray, Lawrence Krauss, Michael Gove, Bob Geldof and Roger Taylor
I wonder if /brit/ legend Diego was there as well
We can ask him about that, and more, tomorrow when it is the penultimate Diego Day of 2024
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>>205767553
The Romans left Britain because mainland Europe was being absolutely wrecked by Huns and Goths. Britannia was under attack from all sides, some were from Germania but most were Picts and Irish.

Rome left and said you have to look for your own defence for the time being, we need these forces on the continent. They promised they would return soon but just never did.
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>>205767610
nice piece of fromage-free nominative determinism there, old bean
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>>205767610
Well you're already halfway there x
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>>205767585
alri jim davidson
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why do Indians call us "britishers"?
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>>205767601
What's my surname, then?
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got some epouisse in for chrimbo but I already want to eat a bit
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>>205767667
Buqetmakhur
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>>205767630
Romano-Britons just had to raise local forces
They were arguably culturally Romans and spoke largely Latin
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>>205767667
buckettecraftere
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>>205767680
love a bit of epussy
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>>205767603
LOl the rare good yank post
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>>205767646
d o n e
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When Rome left Britain was still in the hands of the Britons. It took several more decades for Anglo Saxons to conquer most of it. In fact over a century.
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>>205767667
Cowper
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>>205767686
Ha! Not even close!
*swiftly turns all my social media visibility settings to private*
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>>205767646
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>>205767603
GREAT post
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if the bankers the bonuses
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funny how this >>205767640 is just a witter way of phrasing this >>205767646 but the average /brit/oid is too lowbrow in taste to appreciate it
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>>205767747
>witter
Thick cunt. Stop sucking your own posts off you fucking thick cunt.
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>>205767766
new
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>>205767762
>>205767762
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>>205767747
samefag
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>>205767348
nicotine is a similar stimulant which only lasts 15 - 20 minutes
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>>205767747
brevity is the soul of wit
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>>205767370
I haven't heard of this being a stimulant

>>205767396
Interesting thanks I might look at that

>>205767846
True, maybe I should get some of those nicotine pouches



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