got 10cc on

>>205767772
based bird

christmas is coming, your hair is getting sparse
please put a penny in the old man's arse

>>205767762
>>205767772
this thread should have won

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>>205767907

>>205767762
imagine the bulge when baton go in

>>205767762
i look like this

>>205768109
are you actually a tranny

>>205767762
i look like that

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>>205768123
no im not a tranny

>>205768163
then why would you say that

zoomers just take up space while the rest of the world is forced to figure out how to integrate their dead weight.

>>205768143
pics x

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POST TWINK TUMMIES

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British bros…..
Thank you for the support

>>205767762
Made to be licked and kissed by my loving tongue and lips.

>>205771036
You don’t cook eggnog it’s raw eggs and cream with alcohol; whiskey, rum, and brandy
You also shouldn’t add the spices into it before serving. Just grate some nutmeg on it before drinking. Cinnamon doesn’t belong there

I’m so hungryyyyy lads

might watch another bond tonight

>>205770957
>Ms I Testi, an ocular consultant
Miss eye test

>Swim England
>Andy Salmon

Da fuck?

>>205771036
What recipe are you using?

>>205767819
for me it's I'm Mandy, Fly Me

>>205771083
I infuse my rum with some smashed nutmeg
Dunno if makes much of a difference though

deflorations will be administered x

>>205771105
jamie oliver. Make it every year cause it's always popular x

Brits genuinely don’t know what eggnog is holy shit

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>most women find morbidly obese man more attractive than muscly bugatti kickboxer

not to dickride Top G but why must women lie like this?

>>205771100
you missed joe neeenawwwneeeenawww on amboolans

>>205771095
living daylights

>I should have invaded Ukraine earlier, Putin tells Russians in TV marathon
mental how they still think he's making good decisions

>it’s raw eggs and cream with alcohol
YUMMY YUMMY. Truly a genius that thought that one up

Do you prefer picking bogs or earwax?

I prefer earwax due to consistency of the material

>>205771188
yank eggnog is most likely highly processed HFCS slop in a carton that's so far removed from what eggnog is supposed to be that it's unrecognisable

>>205771226
How brown are you boy

Nice one janman. Didn't even have to report that one.

>>205771209
don't care for dalton

>>205771258
Janman just got back from church so he's anti-trans now

NEW RUB'
NEW RUB'
NEW RUB'
NEW RUB'
NEW RUB'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNRR7KceAE

>>205771244
>t. cooks his “””eggnog”””
It’s an American drink anyway you Brits don’t actually drink it

>>205771211
Rape court date?

>>205771226
It tastes lovely

>>205771190
to keep lil timmy running on the hamster wheel, keeping that carrot dangling x

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common Tate W

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the listen

>>205771190
tate gives proper metrosexual vibes tbf. plus he's bald and chinless which doesn't help

>>205771308
Your curfew restrictions?

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Finally got to hear that sweet, sweet music again this morning x

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>>205771298
>american drink
No it isn't

>>205771305
8 May 1945

>>205771283
she's so fit

>>205771340
Ai picking up my earwax post to make this

>>205771338
his case didnt get dismissed

>>205771298
>you Brits don’t actually drink it
I do, great stuff

>>205771373
don’t see eggnog on there sunshine
but I accept your concession with grace

imagine having a girlfriend that you live with. just coming back from work, eating a meal made just for you and then shagging every day. absolutely mind-boggling

>>205771350
dont have them

100% interest rate but only if you're Jewish

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why doesn't taylor swift ever go to black or brown countries?
she's such an obvious neo nazi but she's hidden in plain sight

>Renters faced more financial strain last month as the average private monthly rent surged 9.1 per cent to record highs last month, according to official figures.

>The latest increase topped October’s rise of 8.7 per cent and nudges close to record-high annual rise of 9.2 per cent recorded in March 2024. London’s tenants were hit hardest, with a rise of 11.6 per cent in the 12 months to November.

rentoids on the ropes

>>205771425
Done it twice. Women go batshit insane when you actually live with them and sex completely disappears from the relationship

>>205771425
fantasy world that

Rorke eating raw futa nut
Leftypol pasturising it

>>205771462
>and sex completely disappears from the relationship
mmhmm... yeah it just so happens x

>>205771425
It’s nice desu

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>>205771435
The only solution is the proletarian dictatorship

>>205771435
>10% a year
At this rate in my area a house will cost 50k a year to rent
Not even possible to sustain that

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>>205771190
https://x.com/Thehullboy1/status/1869444588227731595

newsflash, women lie. Oh he's so sweet but for purely "logistical" reasons a relationship just won't work out, how unlucky! im sure they can be friends instead :)

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Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph

lasagne for tea x

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where is he now

>>205771520
LOL mmhmm just keep trying lil timmy! one day you'll strike gold!

>>205771520
:skull: bro dead :skull:

>>205771433
can you imagine how funny it would be if she went to do a concert in some shithole like nigeria and like 15 people showed up

pass the dibber, four in a bed is on

As it has been mentioned before I am still the longest poster of this site at 2008 so any requests for new gimmicks have to go through me

>>205771190
Meanwhile my gf grabs my lats and arms at literally every opportunity
Being muscular is never a downside

>>205771594
been here since 2006-2007 mate
i remember frames

>>205771594
I was posting on /b/ in 2006 actually

>>205771520
That lad will get a really nice girl who he clicks with eventually while all the saddos who roasted him will remain unhappy

Simple as

>>205771584
15 baton wielding cronem emerging from the dark jungle

>>205771594
ummmm I’ve been on 4chan since 2005

>>205771530
small boat cronem

>>205771614
>>205771628
>>205771645
all fucking lies

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>Meanwhile my gf grabs my lats and arms at literally every opportunity

>>205771660
it’s not lie and it’s hardly impressive is it

>>205771630
oh yes im sure. his inner light will shine right through and some lovely beautiful woman will snap him right up!

I swear some of you people were born fucking yesterday

>>205771630
>That lad will get a really nice girl who he clicks with eventually
he literally won't though that's the crazy thing

first christmas without booze

>>205771515
>proletarian dictatorship
Which have all been either controlled by or directly designed by the Jews

Is this the new?

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Been watching Princess Diana shorts lately and I have to say that Diana was hotter than Elizabeth and should have been the queen. Lizzy was an autistic heartless bitch by comparison.

>>205771667
avatar posting is banned lad

>>205770835
Support for what?

timmy buying flowers for deflowered katies x

>>205771677
it isn't impressive at all, which makes lying about it even more pathetic

>>205771599
>grabs my lats
That's called a hug you mong

>>205771563
BBC status?

>>205771430
I have 100% interest in posts that aren't yours

>>205771685
was going to go booze free but christmas day boozing is too comfy

>>205771742
you posting on 4chan all day x

>>205771744
whatever helps you cope sweaty x

why is it called a proletarian dictatorship if there aren't supposed to be any other classes for the proletarians to dictate to

got the french asmr gf on

WWIII?
PEAK SOVL

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>>205771776

>>205771753
flaccid rn

>>205771679
>>205771682
Bitter virgins lol

>>205771750
As in asks me to flex them and tries to fit her hand over them

cheeky ben an jerrys in the freezer

>>205771763
You not being a paedophile chance? 0%

so many fitties out today, don't know why people think our women are ugly

>>205771190
>a generation of incels
Uhh yeah like every man in history lol
Can tell she doesn't get laid

>flaccid rn
Interesting
So belguck believes he is black
New lore

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>*kla-klunk*
hear that? that's the sounds of me cycling the bolt on my Lee-Enfield No.4 Mk I.
>*hmmmmmphhhhhh*
that's the sound of me emptying my lungs and slowing my heart beat.
>*braaaaaaaaap-fftft-ffffffffffffff-ft*
that's the sound of the gases escaping my body. big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from my hole.
>a wide grin covers my face
it's sniping time

>>205771840
if I get dubs, you're a batty nonce

>>205771844
nonce alert

>>205771509
How would you know? You're an incel

>>205771903
>Batty
Why are you using Jamaican words?

>>205771908
I’m not though? :S

spare the rod, spoil the child

Alan really was a bizarre bastard wasn’t he

>>205771741
for sanctioning kremlin stooges

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>>205771930

This you?

>>205771190
>sturdy
I love the creative use of language to avoid saying overweight

It's an Allen thing

>>205771789
how is her voice? a bit hoarse?
the khat chewing parisian cronem were forcefully shoving their illegal batons down her neck x

ordered rotating anal beads as a joke present (for myself)

>>205771930
You are though? :S

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>>205771977
Fuck sake I’ve been rumbled again

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I want to examine Emma Watson’s stool sample.

>>205771873
>Uhh yeah like every man in history
What? I don't get what you're saying

>>205772001
how sad is your life to dedicate so much of it to posting about black men on 4chan

>>205771978
It's also just not really true
Sturdy implies strength, you only need to play a rugby match and see that most fat cunts drop like a sack of spuds when you run at them properly

>>205772015
didn't you get your trip banned for posting cp?

>>205772080
No just got bored of the tripfag life, too mentally exhausting being famous so I retired

>>205772057
She's claiming that Andrew Tate convinced men that muscular athletic bodies are more attractive than fat ugly ones

Pretty much everyone in history has intuitively known that it's true including every man. But ugly women who don't have sex will cope and insist that "Andrew Tate is brainwashing incels!" lmao

>>205771701
calm down landlord

haven't had my marks back for my coursework and everyone else has
reckon thats me been caught using chatgpt and about to get fucked up the arse bu the uni

ex said my spunk tasted like pineapple

>>205772115
famous as what? A local paedophile?

>>205772132
no you didn't

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>>205772119
Andrew Tate is 130 years old

>>205772132
they've done you like a kipper

>>205772138
she said the same about mine funnily enough

posting about black men every day on 4chan
all day
every day
that's his life
the biggest schizo in /brit/ history - he has now far surpassed mousenonce, who is a legitimate mental case

>>205772174
Omds

To: Chancellor, Vice-Chancellor
From: Marks Office
Subject: It's arse lad night, boys

oh my lort

If it would please the rt. hon. Baroness (Blackstone), and I hope my grammar please her too — the rt. hon. having been taught at a grammar school, a very nice one, and, I myself not so much formally learned nor practised in letter-writing, still the grammar is what I chase like with her; a London school of economics afterwards — Education and learning as one of your focus areas of interest; Your involvement with the standards of the bar; Your families 300 or so years ago writing the book of law. These are some of the reasons for why I'm writing to you about what I have to say. This is what I have read if it is correct, and may I also hope that it could benefit and be of interest or be good if you would hear this put before you?


I use the: Banking Act (2009), the Bank Recovery and Resolution Order (2014) both, throughout this mail. These are the relevant documents/legislation I have used for writing it.
I'm a little late but the purpose of this letter is for the chaos that occurred late this year, happening throughout the last PM's (and friends) run. It's to say out-loud about the "GBP being devalued" or "shorted" and other events I also found interesting. All in conjunction with the BOE (Bank of England) Stress Tests/Report 2019.

If you weren't in HL I'd still try this if not only for your knowledge and experience (I know you would always have been). But, as already mentioned, you're getting this email mostly for your status in the committee of (the standards for) the bar, for your role in law, and your area of interest in education — to which I find great motivation because of, as I (respectfully I say this) find a calling in you and your role with the rt. hon. Rees-Mogg.


I just assume the bank was "at risk of no longer being able to function as a bank" and "critical infrastructure" (such as the energy industry) was at risk too, to trigger this.

The idea of being single and “working on yourself” is very interesting to me. I’ve tried it, but it doesn’t necessarily take away the need for external validation. I was insecure, and through working on my confidence and learning to love myself, I changed. But, in those moments, I still desperately needed someone to tell me that I looked sexy, or have a stranger ask if I’m an actress. Those are a reminder that you’re human. You don’t need to shut off connection, or fix yourself in order to be loved.

women just have compeltely different worlds to us men

>>205772160
I did its not like I'm going to actually type out a program when it takes 2 seconds in chatgpt

bought my brother's gf a christmas present to be nice. Bet i get nothing off her though

>>205772262
Bloggus onnus

cunt outside is honking

>>205772128
Landlords are mostly Jews

I call to witness the Rt. Honourable Mousenonce, Shooter of seagulls, spammer of threads, and resident expert on Floridian law.

Here here!

>>205772279
bin that bint

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>>205772320
hear hear

Been clean shaven for all of my adult life but I'm about a month into growing a beard and been getting much more looks and smiles from women. Feels good, but I regret not growing one earlier if it makes me more attractive.

rockerfella

>>205772279
The gf's sister and I always get each other a couple of little bits, we get on quite well though

need to get some twiglets in

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>>205772251
would love to see how the little scamp's brain works

>>205772406
no you don't
be quiet

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>>205772407

>>205772454
scroom

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the lads

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>>205772430

microwaved fish on rice for tea

I’m off to scran some tapas y cerveza, see you chads later x

first time i used a bidet i ended up wanking and doing a big coom because the sensation of water against my ring got me all turned on desu

are the men kicking the ball? why's it so dead?

>>205772595
kek

squeaky jordans upstairs
timmy plugging his ears downstairs

>>205772614
sleeves too long

>>205772526
Incel dogs

*resizes your framebuffer*

>>205771667
Bitter virgin lol

>>205772595
thanks for sharing that lad.

*issues a ticket request*

>>205772614
>>205772614
The Day Today type footage

trannies are disgusting

wait for le creme

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i wait out tomorrow and next week tesla will begin to recover. even if it drops significantly it will shoot up soon. i planned on holding it for a while anyway.

The Oasis reunion is going to be shite
Will be mainly the awful later albums ffs why bother

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and that's a bad miss

Opting out of sales tax. Explaining patiently I’ve already paid income tax and don’t need to pay again

just farted

Got the Soviet marches and anthems on

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beyond fear and greed

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I wonder if Emma Watson gives good blow jobs.

>>205772903
why don't they include sales tax in the advertised price

the range rover

>>205772888
Slide away
Blow it up your face
Time to shiiiiine
Open up your mind
Thought you better know nowwww

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51 French men ruined their lives to have sex with her

>>205772966
car for insecure morons lets be honest

it's a range rover, granny.

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>yhe binble

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>>205773000
why when they have french roses like this

>>205772956
If you look at the history of American taxation it actually makes a lot of sense
Businesses don’t want to post it and aren’t required to and make it distinctly the tax price to put the blame on the government rather than just being part of the price tag
It’s dumb I agree

>>205773042
true that makes sense actually

just took my jumper off

>>205773081
its fucking freezing lad
put that back on

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>Barton Town FC goalkeeper dies from 'serious' head injury after 'attack' on night out - as man, 22, is charged with murder

whole kitchen stinks of eggnog now

We at /brit/ wish the Yid Army the best in their protest on Sunday, where 700,000 fans of Tottenham Hotspur are projected to attend.

>>205773041
Look at that strong Brittanic nose

My ancestors would have killed kings for the chance to mate with her

uk needs more jews

feel like SHIT

>>205772762
I feel like I should be hornier for this but I'm just floppy

My lovely Asian wife

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>>205773101

sir queer farter

>>205773097
got the heating cranked up haven't I

>>205772888
It's going to be shite because Oasis are fucking shite.

They did such irreparable damage to the UK music scene that we still haven't recovered from.

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anime

>>24043430

sir darth vader

ruby is dropping low effort sponsored videos every few days and getting no views. hopefully she turns to onlyfans soon

Sir Shitpipe Batterer

>>205772294
Landlords are capitalists

Rorke punching the wall after his spelling mistake is repeated and paired with an image of Bradley Walsh laughing

Rorke confidently stating the majority of landlords in this country are jews

SAVE US FROM THE BALL AND CHAIN

Rorke

sir kike landlorder

I BEG your pardon??!

why white boys stay killing they kids and family

RORKE IS REAL
RORKE IS REAL
RORKE IS REAL
RORKE IS REAL
RORKE IS REAL

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cheeky 20 minutes and counting for yodel to "connect" me to a team member

>>205773348
yodel these nuts bitch

>>205773348
40 minutes to speak to some jeet on the phone at royal mail who couldn't help me anyway

rorke

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*poot*

>>205773348
worst delivery service in country

>>205773404
i'm only contacting them out of stubbornness obviously they won't be able to do anything or tell me anything
just don't see why i should have to take two days off work to receive a parcel they haven't even attempted to deliver on either day

yodelayheehoo

Never heard of yodel.

Des O'Connor

>>205773479
lol

Don’t all post at once lads.

whats the maddest country you lads have ever visited?

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP FARTY BUM BUM POO SHART SHIT RECTAL EMISSIONS

scrodeling

>>205773555
went wales once it were mad

>>205773555
Engerland

>>205773541
get a life, or another hobby at least

>>205773539
a mick jewboy

>>205773555
Wales. mad they think they're a country in their own right

>>205773555
Romania.

>>205773583
yeah Wales is mental

see you in NY

>>205773541
You'd be a shite postmaster

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Millenials are cringe trannies

>>205773555
cyprus
full of russians

requested a refund for an xbox game i bought and it was approved within like a minute, googleberg told me it could take several business days, what a pessimistic age we live in

>>205773644
What was wrong with it

just put my jumper back on again

The names Rorke, James Rorke

>>205773644
and it will only ever get worse

>>205773693
too hard for him probably

>>205773693
bought the wrong version on accident

SEXY EYES

phwooooaaarrr reckon i ate too much, now i'm here bloated af

>>205773626
self-trvking is poor etiquette

/tv/ loses its mind over the latest capeshit.

>>205773738
You bought the straight man version ahaa

>>205773767
stop taking the mick

>>205773555
Went to Tunisia with my family when I was a teen and we went on this desert safari to see where they filmed the Star Wars scenes for Luke's planet.

Didn't really care for Star Wars then nor now but I remember the locals being fucking mental and our driver showed us the desert eagle handgun he kept on him at all times. He was like "You'll all be alright, they know not to try and kidnap you but you never know. I'll just shoot them if they try"

>>205773740
ooh ooh aah aah hold me tight

>>205773738
>on accident
FOY

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Roobs is pledging to take mornings MORE slowly. How?

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heels

>>205773813
To give her minge time to warm up

>>205773809
suck my freshly shaven ballbag (honestly give it a feel, it's like velvet but better)

why are women always like 'umm no looks dont even matter that much its the kind people with good personalities that we like' yet they literally do the exact opposite

>>205773787
I’m sorry

>>205773837
good looks often foster good personalities because people treat you better if you're not some hideous gremlin

>>205773843
no wuckers mate

>>205773837
stop generalizing. dont care about w/e point you were trying to make just please stop speaking in general terms like that you sound soo stupid

>>205773837
Women are natural liars and they don’t really distinguish traits very readily. Being handsome, tall, and successful are pretty much being nice and strong to them

Wonder what my life would be like if I wasn't addicted to the internet and other time wasting activities.

Would I be an amazing musician? A genius programmer? Or would I have just found some other way to completely waste my time? Much to think about it.

>>205773837
women will say whatever they think makes them come out best in the moment. don't listen to what they say just watch what they actually do

>>205773905
Whenever I’ve gone off the internet I just obsessively read newspapers and books
Don’t want to be alone with myself mentally

Added too much salt to my rice and now my left arm feels weird

>>205773815
yeah?

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>>205773946

been told i have kind eyes by several people, and yet i delete 99% of the selfies i take specifically because all i see in my eyes is pain

>>205773905
what would freaks like me have done before the internet? did autistic incels just watch tv?

>>205773905
would probably just bum men in real life instead of wanking off to gay internet porn 12 hours a day i reckon

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>>205773951
yes? no? idk. maybe?

>>205773837
A man's word is his bond, being known as a lying cunt once meant you basically had to move towns because nobody would hire you or be friends with you.

Doesn't apply to women, they are snakey by nature and reward each other for treachery.

>>205773982
Love your videos

never had a reason to visit Peterborough

Anyone seen I, Claudius
Class show that

l always keep my word. Very noble me.

>>205774021
its a satellite city of london
thats about it

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>women will say whatever they think makes them come out best in the moment. don't listen to what they say just watch what they actually do
>Doesn't apply to women, they are snakey by nature and reward each other for treachery.

>>205774037
only read the book myself
i guess that makes me feel superior somehow

mumberg doing my head in

l always spread my hole. Very homosexual me.

>>205774048
wrong way round

>>205774067
Would you rather she were dead?

>>205774067
ginge?

NEW

>>205774081
>>205774081
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>>205773754
Dont care LEAF FAGGOT

>>205774072
Like when you poo? Never had a big enough one to warrant needing to spread my hole to get it out.

I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man?

>>205771719
>Drop your whole convoy at the side of the road to disturb a grieving woman and get a photoshoot by inserting yourself into her life for an emotional moment
Holy shit, this is what enamoured all the young women? It's got to be staged, right?

>>205774060
Done 'im