dyson edish
rorke's da sub edish
Who’s this bloke called “adam melty” I keep hearing about?
All the schools letting the sprogs out. Bus'll be fucking HEAVING.
love a bird with a sense of humour
>>205767830>toy partyhate nursesweird freaks every one
>>205767828schoolgirl tights though
>>205767798love it when boobas are packaged separately
>>205767798Corr>>205767828Corr>>205767830Corr
>>205767859You should be castrated and deported
>Lord Coe 'to explore complete transgender ban in women's Olympic events' if he becomes IOC chief>The London 2012 organiser promised to "safeguard the female category" if he is elected, warning that if a vacuum is left, "you end up with some of the things that we witnessed in Paris", an apparent reference to Imane Khelif's controversial women's boxing gold medal.
>>205767868
>>205767868ukrainka stole the boobs of every other woman there
been up since 7pm last night
Don't like seeing the primary school kids in my area. Very depressing for the future iykwim
>>205767830did armourgeddon for a stag do a couple years backjust us blokes playing tank paintball, top notch fun but expensive
>>205767910Well done.
>>205767911doctors and engineers are they
>>205767910on ket?
CHRISTMASMERRY CHRISTMASBUT I THINK I'LL MISS THIS ONE THIS YEARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU
>>205767911black as the ace of spades are they?
>>205767947no just a fucked sleep schedulelast time i did ket thought i died
Highly sexual thread
>>205767978tends to happen when im present
bought a house recently and all my neighbours are white pensionersdread who might move in once they pass away
Was walking around Birmingham earlier since im visiting family over Christmas. The place is grim at the BEST of times, but it's easily the grimmest place I think I've ever been besides maybe Coventry (which suffers from very very similar problems)
>>205767990yeah can just tell /brit/ is the closest you get to sex
>>205767991Detached house?
Rorke selling his house to PakisThe Pakis renting it to Leftypol
my willy is hard fyi
>>205767798she's perfect
repugnant incel me not had a bird or been in any serious romantic situation for about 2 years going on 3 made a new snapchat account cause i lost access and only like 10 people added me back got 3 or 4 mates tops that only want to drink to oblivion post on 4chan
>>205767991Hopefully their grandchildren
>just heard this song for the first time in about 15 years>my crew of skater boys and emo girls would listen to shite like this all the time>just unlocked a memory>at the skatepark>emo lass was sticking her tongue down my throat and rubbing my dick through my skinny jeans >still remember her smelling of strawberries and hairsprayAAAAAAAAAH I HAD IT ALL *starts punching myself in the head* TAKE ME BACK, TAKE ME FUCKING BAAAAAACK!https://youtu.be/JfUug-R7M5g?feature=shared
why can't brits zipper merge correctly
>>205768035And where is Rorke living now?
>>205767766Yer da hits folk wae a hoover n calls himself dyson fury
>>205768012i had sex. once.
>>205768078>zipperFOY
>>205768021end of terrace
>>205768083Benidorm
fuckin' zipperheads
just found out that bill murray is alive wtf didn't he kill himself or something?
>>205768108zip it
>>205768041>not had a bird or been in any serious romantic situation for about 2 years going on 3 fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>205768078It's considered very very rude to do this according to my mum
>>205768108Canadian
going to shag next year
>>205768127youre thinking of Robin WIlliams
you’re thinking of robbie williams
>>205768141your mum's an idiot and should read the highway code
>>205768176arent we all
>>205768056wish I could go back I had quite a normie 15-18 getting with girls and going to house parties all the time now I'm a shutin autistic freak. what even happened
just had a nice tuna sandwich
2025the shagger's year
Scrabble Elo taking a pasting today
maybe the mardy gf will give me a reluctant handy later
>>205767830>human shaped>whiteshe did better than most women actually
I was thinking of Robbie Williamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swUsb2COUgE
>>205768209stopped socialising as much so you slowly lost your confident personality not that hard to figure out
feeling extremely mental health about the ex gf of 4 and a half years today lads so so so so so lonely
what’s the deal with that robbie williams movie where he’s a monkey? pretty odd
>>205767868>>205767906Those are puffy sleeves.
chubby latin women
>>205768263They cast blacks in everything now mate
>>205768263me an' mah muhnkey
>>205768298:/
>>205768255dw mate it never ever gets betterfind peace with a replacement that you know will never be her
https://youtu.be/I-tL75YffxU?si=YS5xrppGhmqnWrD5
>>205768255give her a call :)
hope I die with a smile on my face
Who can name him?
been watching Duckman (1994-1997) recentlyunderrated show desu x
might get a brass tomorrow for an early Christmas present
>>205768298don’t back this at all.
>incompetent jerkktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc-MkFxVsgAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc-MkFxVsgA
>>205768379looks like omsething from sandman
>>205768353>34
>>205768381What is a brass? Like a piece of jewelry?
messaging birds on vinted
>>205768329don't watch Deutsche Welle
>>205768379Syd Barrett?
>>205768263what's with musicians with the last name WIlliams releasing semi-biographical movies in 2024 where there's a gimmick that it's them in the movie but portrayed by something not human
>>205768423a woman you pay to have sex with you
thoughts on tripping socially e.g. during a Christmas dinner?
>>205768423British slang for prostitute. I think it's rhyming slang but can't remember what it's supposed to rhyme with.
>>205768329chill nigga
>>205768475isn't ayahuasca dmt? too spicy for me and never known a normie to do that shit
fucking hell what are they putting in food today? Just saw a bunch of girls in school uniform and their tits and arse on the verge of bursting right through their clothes
>>205768477arse
corr
Expertly timing my toilet farts to coincide with the workman outside using a drill. No you shan't be drowning it out. I can wait until you stop before giving it a farty push.
and I can’t escape this fantasy world where a part of me expects her to come back still I get excited every time I hear someone come up the communal stairs
>>205768440Yep
>>205768431i don’t watch european movies mate >>205768483this is life, she was one of the great ones.
>>205768545Very clearly a fella
best mate has begun dating the most basic, average looking and borderline toxic english backpacker
nervously farting in abject fear of the workman's drill
I personally find it very attractive when a lass has a lisp. Yeah you gonna thuck my cock is it love?
>>205768574think i know how you feel lad feels like every man ends up fumbling "the one" at some point
farting while getting drilled by the workman
>>205768638sounds painfulwouldn't want my willard thucked myself
drilling the farting workman
>>205768176>>205768195
>>205768667nobody's offering anyway lad
heating sorted
Get the WASPI women paid
got short fat hairy legs me
Sir No Refunds
>>205768747same but all over
>>205768697*thucks you in the gonads*
rorke won
>>205768776freakyonly have two me
yes let's pay compensation to any spacker who doesn't read their post from dwp
>>205768822get them paid rorke
>>205768659wasn’t even a fumble, it was a mutual decision. I think that’s what makes it hurt so much more. Like a Jimmy and Kim situation from Better Caul Saul. I’d have her back again 100% but that ship has sailed.I’ve been waiting for years, shagging and self-improving, waiting for another great one but no woman has even come close.
bet they wanted his wand
THIS FAGGOT ASS /tv/ JANNY BANNED ME WITHOUT ANY FUCKING PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER
mad how that mick fumbled sabrina carpenter
>fumbledFOYN
>>205768255Me? I just fuck a lot of women to fill the voidIt works lol
become untaxable
>>205768925every housing estate in the UK has a bird that looks like Sabrina Carpenter, she has to be the most british looking yank of all time
>>205768925she's a grim coalburner he can do better in his local spoons
nervous about nephew's present arriving in time
>>205768877rorke, you know the pints make you emotional
>>205768966Huge cope
it's that rorke espresso ~
I hate it when you lot pretend to misunderstand my post just to make a mildly "funny" reply.
>>205768955thats a kind way of saying they were just so ridiculously low IQ they cant understand a simple concept like taxation.
got low on
mates bonger backpacker missus has a best friend who is from Belfast who is cringe about the troubles and much catholic identity. reckons she can pick out protestants from catholics dangerously grim
>>205769036it's called expresso because I need it down my gullet NOWNOWNOW
>>205768822I know it's immature, but snarkily telling WASPI women on twitter that they should eat less avocado on toast and make their coffee at home has been a highlight if the month for me.
>>205768859;_;7sincerely hope you can move one someday lad
tesco expresso
main bird blew up at me 2 days ago saying I only want her for sexnow she calls me at 3am for sex, get ignored bitch, love me more
>>205769043midwit takeretards and geniuses both understand that taxation is theft
Jesus - swear my parents use sandpaper for toilet paper. Have had one poo and the clean-up has got me mincing about my childhood bedroom.
Got a Tombstone pizza in the oven lads. Nowt better for a hangover.
*move on, you know what the fck i mean
>>205769093thanks mate, maybe one day
>>205769064portestants in orang drumming and burning foreigns. catholics wrapped in lgbt flag killing the homeless to make room in the inn for the new irish romanitcs
>>205769133mmmm that's badass
>>205769153Protestants win again
>>205769175MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
just ate a whole box of shapes x
got invited to four house parties this Christmas season
tinderlass hasn’t responded in two days despite her suggesting meeting up tonight for drinks why are they like this lads
>>205769235"sure" you did mate that's why you're "bragging" about it here on brit"sure" "sure"
>>205769235get in lad x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtM0-ZFwiNohehwanking funny
>>205769153once told the cow my dad converted to catholicism 10 years ago, she goes,>yeah i could tellshe’s never met the old man btw
>Sinead O’Connor’s nephew is the registrar of the Oxford University Tiddlywinks Society /eire/ (there isn't one, don't bother looking) on the ropes!!!
>>205769264that means she can see it in you and your ways you heretic bastard
need to get one of those clothes rack
nunn lil toilberg could do about me doing no work this week
>>205769311why are they always in their underwear in these photos?
fiddling the books
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>205769264Your dad is cringeTell him to join a white man’s religion not wog stuff
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
mental how every house in South Africa is surrounded by thick walls and gates, often with barbed wire or spikes or some shit like thatjust going up and down cape town in street view at the moment
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
now the long wait until i can go see kebabman at 6pmgot to go collect, you see, as then i can watch them prepare it and make sure they do a good job (no cum)
>>205767868Had a slow wak earlier
does it ever snow where you guys live?
/brit/ fails the Bechdel Test
>>205769391you've done Hunter Hearst Helmsley in
>>205769387Britain's future
>>205769220my fucking NIGGER
>>205767868>Chinka
You guys need to come over here and bleach all these Latinas, theres too many for us to bleach on our own
>>205769220>>205769435Go to bed x
>>205769418not oncei've never even seen snow before tbqh
Can't post pics but if I could I'd post a pic of Alison Bechdel (looks exactly like a man) with a greentext about how your script needs two women talking to each other
>>205769435they were pizza, too.
more of a summer drink i know, but i've been smashing down the fanta lemons recently. what an invention x
>>205769466
>>205769460Latin culture has a lot of henpecking shit. They’ve nice bodies but are awful partners
>>205769467pretty cool desu, was in Japan last week and that snow was very different to Australian snow
gf has very low self esteem and is terrified of the prospect of me cheating on herhave no intention of cheating but enjoy the fact she worries a lot so I avoid reassuring her
>>205769546This is exactly the mentality that leads to women cheating
>>205769504i love you nigga
got mos def on
We trannin'I hope you like trannin' too
>>205769466It's bedtime!?
I had a job interview with two Brits, and the way they spoke left me wondering if it went well or not.It's so hard to tell you guys' reactions sometimes
>>205769608what did we say again?
>>205769608Don't need any more barbers or kebabmen, sorry
pan fried chook with rice and eggs for tea
>>205769629
>>205769636>chookstop stealing aussie lingo
Oneyplays Nigga Compilation
>>205769580no such thing as a half way crook as they say
snacking on lays festive cheese edition
toil grind overWar Thunder grind begins
>>205769661make me
>>205769608it's mostly about whether you can get all the salad and lamb bits neatly in the pita the chat isn't that important lad x
In Australia they call shoplifting shopstealing
>>205769559mmhmm
>>205769654It's funny how all of Europe is seeing this happen yet fuck all is happening
>>205769691*shoves a didgeridoo down your widgeridoo hole*
wearing a wooly hat pretty much all the time at the moment, worried it might make me go bald
Counting down the hours until I can go to bed again
in australia if a woman is pregnant they say "she's got a pavlova in the pantry"
turns out the super size me bloke was a raging alco the whole timepretty slack to blame all your weight gain and liver failure on maccas when you’re knocking back liters of piss and spirits every night
>>205769718"The heckin' store got burglarized!!" is how they say it in the US (short for The United States of America)
>>205769727Absolutely fucks my hair. Understand why top hats and even just regular fedoras and stuff existed now
>>205769654ban cash transactions job done
>>205769722towelheads are gonna get themselves annihilated
>>205769781Yuros are too soft for thatAmericans wouldn’t put up with that shit
might do a nap and fuck my sleep schedule again
>>205769820get your nigger eyes off my posts
>>205769749so has there been another neutral maccas reviewer
>>205769625I noticed a subtle, ironic way of giving praise, even though I was 99% sure I had fucked up my answer.>>205769629>>205769708It wasn't a job in the UK, so don't worry; they were expats in Brussels.
>>205767868>australijzykI look like this
do you deep fry at home?
>>205769820>Americans wouldn’t put up with that shitYeah you would >b-b-but- MINNESOTA. YES WE ALL KNOW ABOUT IT. NEXT!!!!!
>>205769889well done keeping your cool and replying despite the racism ladwe'll call you back
>>205769863Tom Naughton made the Documentary ‘Fat Head’ in 2009 where he did the same experiment without the alcohol and managed to lose weight.
cronem trying on his new jordans...
>>205769924no, too much upkeep
>>205769683me resetting my run on Balatro for 2 hours because i can't find the cards i want
>>205769938what’re you on about bongoid
making sweet sweet love to a tube of pringles
>>205769546kek
>>205769994can make a homemade fleshlight when you're finished
>>205769889what are Turkish school girls like?
>>205769981spaki, why can't you be original?
>>205770028
>>205769985Did Gold Stake last night for the first time. Work on getting money so you can reroll. Blueprint will win you earlier stakes, then when you get Brainstorm as well you'll dominate.
wonder what's it like to be on the other side of job interviews and watch pathetic jobless runts squirm all day
Just made it home ladsNothing like a hot shower after a long day travelling, getting my cock and bollocks all sparkly and clean x
>>205770040I am not Turkish so I don't know.
>>205770140Give the missus one for all of us eh mate
hoppy beers make me very sleepy
less is more
>>205770171No can do la, she’s on the rag and won’t let me :/ maybe in a couple of days
more is less
surprised nobody noticed I got mos def and mobb deep mixed up there
>>205770238yeah shadow bans do that
katy's hopping makes cronem very happy
so, here's the thing
what's a good martial art to learn lads
mental how old yet common x86 is
mad how italians live with girls like this all over the place
>>205770238they all look the same innit
>>205770238Well one is absolutely abysmal (Mos Def) and the other is legendary Where's the need for conversation about it
>>205770306only in the north
>>205770238Don't know what this means
behind every positive outgoing active guy there's always an ugly wife
Friendly reminder that we're currently in the golden era of trannies and femboys. People like this cunt >>205769311 are like "saved my life" but in less than 5 years (yes, that soon) he is going to hit the wall hard and then he'll be another overweight bloke in women's clothes that don't fit him.Enjoy it while it lasts you benders, that smooth sissy that you're gooning your cock off to is going to remind you of your uncle Gary when you google him again in a few years.
Just seen that video of Cole Palmer and his Mrs. Shocking the munters that footballers pull nowadays.
>>205770301bjj, muay thai, judo
>>205770356It would be like confusing U2 with My Bloody Valentine
lil timmy trying to do the dragon stance in a streetfight as the cronem are approaching him with machetes LOL
>>205770306sexolissimo
>>205770366spaino?
>>205770358Usually hear this bitter cope from creepy old former femboys who are now grim balding smelly hairy mincing blokes themselves. Nobody else cares lol
you love to see it
>>205770386thanks
>>205769311The guy has wide shoulders which can't really be changed, notice the angle is from the side (in 2nd pic) as to minimize shoulder width
>Have a light hearted chat with the nurses>Autistically analyse everything said and wonder if I came across as weirdhate having autism so much
tried using mpv player but i'm not clever enough
got this thing on the work phone called accidental touch protection. it detects when you accidentally touch the screen and keeps it locked. Sounds nice except it only ever triggers when I intentionally touch the thing. Let me into the phone you fucking wham
oosk v furry on saturday
>>205770420Yep
>>205770472>accidental touch protectionneed this for my bum
love it when my totty blonde dentist shoves her fingers in my mouth
>>205770549what’s his name haha
>>205770549those fingers were massaging baton the other night
>>205770470Drag and drop to play Jab at keyboard keys with a hope they do something
zinger burger meal ordered
>>205770472That sounds so dumb. Is it a shitty chinkphone or what?
where's mousey
>>205770596>not zinger towerUtterly fucked it
I wonder if Elaine from Seinfeld would find me sponge-worthy.
>royal mail keep failing to deliver>ask for delivery to local post office instead>address inaccessibledo they have literal retards delivering hope they all get replaced by delivery drones by this new owner
>>205770687
>>205770729Who's the bint
>>205770687If she spoke about her former shags, she'd put you in the 'yada yada' part
making 'nog
>>205770628samsung
>>205770787Looks so grim Mr. Blogposter. Just pour that away and don't mention it again.
>>205770787why are you cooking itthat’s not eggnog lol
watching someone else react to youtube videos on twitch
>>205770787:/
>>205770596scran right there
>>205770787You just grab some twigs from outside & threw them in there x
>>205770885that's cinnamon you fat mutt
>>205770729thank the czech owner
>Nominative Determinism of the Year - Winner: working on ambulance policy at the Department Of Health... Joe Neanor. >Runners up: Ms I Testi, an ocular consultant at Moorfields Eye Hospital and Swim England's new CEO, Andy Salmon.
Miracle on 34th St but instead it’s spainlad receiving sacked tranny’s mail
>>205770972lol not bad
>>205770972Yikes… yeah why don’t you leave the banter to us Brits from now on lil bro lol
reuse when we hit 310>>205767762>>205767762
>>205767762>>205767762>>205767762
>>205770859the recipe stipulates bringing it to the boil
>>205771012fuck off
>>205768518its dmt mixed with another psychadelic that multiplies with it. also something about the method of consumption makes it last much longer than when you just smoke dmt.also it makes you puke and shit yourself while tripping which sounds really unfun
>>205769985i am terrible at that gamewas decent at slay the spire which is odd
