florence edition
florence poo in my mouth
Absurdly early nigger faggot edish.
mongs you
Too early chud
>>205779913No
I know everyone is blaming the twat driving and getting off his head on NOS gas but youd have to be fucking dumb to get INTO the car with your mate driving off his head on NOS. sometimes Darwinism happens.
hate early cunts
3 more shifts then I'm off to the 30thOh that's peng
time to ditch chrome for firefox
WARWICK DAVIS CAN HAVE A CHILD BUT AN INCEST COUPLE CAN'T
>>205779976Have been using Firefox for a while, me. Like the extensions and never had anh issues.
bah humbug
the good thing about being dumped is that i now get the full tin of morrissons savers mushy peas to myself when i make oven fish and chips
might just fucking wank everywhere
Sisterthorpe just sent up a pic saying "What do you think? I want to look good, but I don't want to freak Aunt Linda out or make her feel outshined or anything."How do I tell her it's a bit much?
time to goon spunk ropes eflcupping my hands together to receuve the lords counsel
imagining a movie in my mindit's a 7 hour scene of longseason dancing to my tune
>>205780027haha yeah
Rear Window
>tfw no lileth gf
oops, fucking with bibo
allah poo blackedbar
Dtfic megameltie
Alri lads
Getting further and further north in Georgia
*enters /brit/*
just want a girls fat arse in my face ffs
macdonalds' the best a man get: whens'a your macdonalds' day?
https://youtu.be/L_wzjltZ8tU
eating grains scotch style
>>205779752>>205779881>>205779917>>205779918>>205779942Kill yourself
>>205779945I wonder if the passengers were wearing their seat belts? Looks like it was a horrendous crash but the driver survived presumably because he was wearing his seat belt.
>>205780119I can see her vaginer
>>205780119um
Should my hereditary disability stop me having a baby?https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-12987504
not going to click that in case its a nonce webm
mad how when youre fat and ugly people just ignore you
>>205779613it's candice hoffensmursh now, chudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMgLSroDPgs
honestly past couple of months /brit/ has been the fucking grimmest its been in all my years here
>>205780119I bet that didn't feel good
>>205780217Its a naked woman running in to frame then jumping vagina first in to the camera
>>205780244It only gets worse.It always gets worse.
>>205780227is this Candice Horbacz?
Is it legal for a brother and sister to have a baby through IVF with no sexual relationship?
https://www.9c3aj0p.info/dutr__-buddy
>Johnsonās facial disfiguration as a result of the crash will be a āpermanent reminderā to himself and others that he killed his friends, Judge Emma Nott said as she passed sentence.>The judge listed some of the injuries suffered by Johnson as she jailed the 19-year-old, including traumatic brain injuries, a collapsed lung, cracked ribs, permanent loss of sight in one eye and āvisible facial disfigurationā.
Oi bruvThursday innit
i wish i were the males in this image
Age when people have children is going up and it increases the risk of genetic defects but you don't hear people wanting to ban those people having sexual relationships with each other.
Noticed there was a bit of landlord hate last threadLets keep that contained to that thread shall we? This thread is strictly for landlord appreciation
*starts cutting the people in the thread down one by one*
>>205780319um haha me
I sometimes get these e-mails... "make your penis larger"... how do they know?
what is this demented fetish rubbish?https://www.invitra.com/en/partner-assisted-reproduction/How is this socially acceptable?
>>205780348you're really serious about this incest thing aren't you bud?
>>205780360crawl back into the other thread and blow your head clean ogg you odious little worm
doin a read
>>205780381*honks on imaginary car horn*alri jimmy carr?
There hasn't been a comfy game since Minecraft
lots of fellas from toil having babies not me though30 years old and dont even have a gf
>>205780319I too desperately crave attention from females
>>205780390Blow my head ogg?? Huh?
>>205780319Aerith bum
>>205780386No I'm not I'm just having fun.
What we going to do when Gen Alpha finds /brit/?Dark days.
>>205777357still makes me upset they went with this retarded broad instead of hunter and schafer for the coveted princess irulan role in dune 2
>>205780396she's currently suing / threatening to sue multiple comedians for making fun of her
>>205780360there's only one landlord and his name is God the Almighty.
Do love a bit of incest but ONLY in the anime nonsense, you hear? Strictly ANIME
>>205780282yh
More farmlandā¦
>>205780434>Gen Alpha>oldest gen alpha is currently 14 years old holy fuck there has to be some of them on 4chan already
>>205780457incest only in anime but gay sex dwarfs in real life is somehow fine
>>205780470*revs up the chainsaw*
>>205780434gen alphoid freaks barely know how to use a computerdoubt they'll ever find this place
man u are just an absolutely fucking rotten club honestly no fucking saving them at all, just need shutting down
>>205780434They're already here.
Getting the empanadas scranned x
>>205780503GTFO KID.
>>205780455Im also a landlord
>>205780500>man you are just an absolutely fucking rotten clubat least spell right you fucking cretin, and if you don't like /brit/ then fuck off
Transfer of the banner of the Paris Communards to the Moscow workers at Khodynka, 1924.
>>205780421That's why I'm doing it.And auntlington deserves physical affection - she's a wonderful lady who's let too many men treat her like shit.
Trust the plan
>Spurs 3-0 United Remember when they were sucking Amorimās cock yesterday because he left Rashford out of the squad lmfao
I'm Scrottish and eat grains.
LOVE going through random girls im friends with on fb and liking their pictures off years ago when im pissed lads
soogsx can't kick a ball to save her life
thinking bout the times u drove in my car x
>>205780572She scored a goal in my heart
>>205780513At least a dozen countries make empanadas. No two can agree on what it actually is.
>>205780547
>>205780526Nobody gets the fuck out. I'm 38.
>>205780588this post is hiv positive
https://youtu.be/9Z8qGUon0QE
Just had the tenancy renewed for another yearThe rent has gone up Ā£25pcm
>>205780571this but for drunk texting girls in the friend group who have turned me down before borderline inappropriate shit like "come dance with me", "call me" etc lmao
>>205780595is he wrong?
>>205780589They all seem rather peng
>>205780606>Nobody gets the fuck out. I'm 38.
*voice message but I'm obviously deepening my voice unnaturally as if to sound more manly*Evening gents, anybody else on the alcohol and drugs? Cor do I love alcohol and drugs. Slags too. Yes I do
upload some of the funniest /brit/ posts on tiktok me
>>205780656No i hate all that stuff.
One slag please barkeepComing right up
come dance with me
>>205780678*hands you a slager*
>>205780636Haven't had a bad one yet, just weirds me out a bit."Hey, wanna get something vaguely pie like for lunch?"
>>205780119Mr Janny, tear down this post
1) I'm Scotesh2) I eat grains
>>205780767Whose arse is thatThe hammerhead
Applying retinoids at night and moisturiser in the morningLosing weightWorking outEating plenty of proteinLooksmaxxing, you see
steam sale sorted
>>>/pol/491839545
>>205780767Disgusting. That ass belongs on a negress.
not arsed how fat a girl is (within reason) as long as she has a pretty face lads
>>205780809inceldom = confirmed for another year
Proper loving my BBC porn at the moment
Aunton's just written me a panicked bible.The gist is that she's never done anything lesbionic in her life, but she thinks sistergrad's incredibly attractive, and if she's going to be decked out, so's Auntinghill.Well, lads. Tomorrow's starting to feel like a blazer and martinis kind of night.
i want youi want you so bad
CAM ON MANCHISTER RIDS
>>205780833gonna need some screenshot evidence for all this lad
>>205780850looks like me after. 35 6 hour speedbinge
>>205780861how soon can you get to Middlesbrough lad
Blacktowhite wank pending
>>205780912its driving me mad
wasn't the New York assassin a libertarian podcast-watching techbro leftypol coomed over him thinking he was woke
>>205780767CORRRR who
rorke drinking the poison hemlock as he is sentenced to corrupting the cities' youth at his congressional hearing
shes so HEAVYshes so HEAVYYYYY!
https://youtu.be/MOOXO0ShopI
Canāt fathom living near absolutely nothing like thisGotta be a serious introvert I guess
>>205780939it was america, it was always going to be a crank
Rorke getting blackified up the arse
It's driving me mead!
room stinks of farts and all sortswanks and all sortscum and farts and all sorts
>>205781003He does not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMeFafKx7GI
>sperms
Sir Fire StarterSir Twisted Fire Starter
Rorke is handsome sociable well adjusted good jobLeftypol is ugly anti social freak who works at mcdonalds
>>205781043all m e
I am a handsome sociable freak who works at mcdonalds
batontips tapping on katy tongue
>>205780063
okay then, "voluntary" police interview at 11am tomorrow for defending myself against some rampaging womani HATE HATE HATE this country
batontips are administering perforations
>>205781105DEARME
>>205781114
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734579083283759.mp4 would kill for this experience
cronem are administering deflorations
beasty posting hour?
>>205781159why aren't you?
>>205781158
vigorous deflorations are taking place
>>205781195horse hungy
>>205781148Yep
I NEVER GIVE YOU MY PILLOW
>>205781180
>>205781195but the horse in beastars literally just told the wolf to apologize for eating meat in the episode I'm watching right now, fucking hypocrite
okay so this is the scrandemic
>>205781238bonbi chonkers
>>205781287you need locking up
Romantic sensitive aristocrat of the soul yearning for the natural world, beauty and love.
>>205781216but not by you x
My lovely Asian wife
Sir Gus Fring
>>205781303The disgusting harpies in this boy's life are genuine witches and hags
>>205781238She looks better fat
Some parts of the lyrics are interpreted as insults to the Queen Elizabeth II. The song is about a man who dreams of a romance with the Queen, but has some reservations about it: "Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl/But she doesn't have a lot to say/Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl/But she changes from day to day". Despite the criticism, McCartney prefers monarchy to republic and has praised the Queen for being "smart, fabulous and glamorous", in addition to understanding the figure of the Queen as a unifying force in British society
>>205781344has he got his nob out?
me at my best
those yellow eyed perc popping illegal hoodlum cronem are vigorously handing out backshots to tight tiny tings just straight up bashing it in xx
timmy's kryptonite
>>205781344got this up on the projector and showing it to the missusshes having a reet laugh
putting tenantberg's rent up by 25% to be more in line with other properties in the areanot a monster so i'll wait til after christmas lol
>>205781418oh my days
>>205781398Man is desperate for the return of the opium den and seeks modern creative ways to recreate it
>>205781408me when diego posts
>>205781433id make it 30%
>>205781408Shagged her in a rented mini
>>205781425Notice how they're all normal fully grown white people, not rasheeds and teenagers who want us dead
mad how the tax rate used to be 95% in teh 60s
>>205781482they've just had a baby so don't want to be too harsh
>>205781425Imagine if all the guys with Union Jack flags ganged up on the guy with an Israel flag and told him he wasn't welcome lmao
>>205781508with a thousand exemptionsnobody actually paid it
Got nobody left now, mum died last year, friends have all stopped talking to me, sister hates me, completely and utterly aloneShould I book euthanasia in Switzerland?A
>>205781458We have the real thing
Francesca McKnight Donatella Romana Gregorini di Savignano di Romagna
>>205781546Book a prostitute and have a good pint afterwards
Christmas tree farm
>>205781537the beatles and the kinks paid it that swhy they madeso many songs about it
>>205781546cheer up
pay prob 75% effetive tax bc of my student loan and my huge 250k salary
Is the soogs poster in? Post cute soogs
>>205781652What do you spend all that cash on?
>>205777357Hate this slag Rubbish actor, fridge body, americanised voice
>>205781671of and booze
>>205781635clapmeat gone too soon
>>205781671rent boys
>>205781652Good, should be 95%.
Florence Poo
>>205781195Lmao
>>205781697There's still hope for you to turn your life around.
>>205781727piss off pooroid cunt>>205781671savings and investments mostly
The State of Israel is paying people to ignore my posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlNZlGWegcc
>>205781773criket look at that
volvosponsers sky atlantic
>>205781773LOL
>>205781773um
Babestation freeview in about an hour lads
What was it
Going to soak in the tub for an hour or two
>>205781508>The highest rate of income tax peaked in the Second World War at 99.25%
>>205781867get the epsom salts in lad x
>>205781864trannard willard, would you believe
just found a poo in my arse
Any mucus in the throat man in?
>>205781971'
>>205781768Fuck off tarq
LET ME TAKE YOU DOWNCOS IM GOING TO
raping my own arse
Do Brits eat yorkshire puddings with Christmas dinner instead of rolls?
any darts man in
>>205782010youre poor get over it
secondary bumble gf manoeuvring herself rapidly in to first place position
>>205782065what on earth happened to that mans nipples
>>205782108god id love to put a bullet in himthe world would immediately be a better place
>>205782065chewing gum nips
crikey nora look at that would you
>some paki curry, rorke?
>>205782053YesI won't make further points about it because it might start a food debate
>>205782202ellen degeneres looking mfer
failed a job interview because i didnt do their silly little code puzzle exactly how they wantedNEED to leave this stupid fucking industry
how do you stop hating yourself
>>205782202POV you wake up in a London McDonalds circa 2030
POST RARE SOOGS
>>205782241techies love they lil inverted binary trees
>>2057822522017 more like
>>205782074Parasite
>>205782237lol
>>205782241failed a "personality quiz" at barclays IB once and i realised work wasnt for me
>>205782265What gender are trees usually then?
>>205781872Ww2 was the most united Britain has ever been So that's a good thing
>>205782315ok poor
>>205782343United Kingdom innit
What percentage of women have been blacked then
>>2057823580.001% if we're being generous
>>205782065
>>205782400Would do her up the arse only
>>205782400um
>>205782325lol did one of them one time, a full on myers-briggs testknew then i was done with it, but still hung around for the full interviewi was young, inexperienced
>>205782400looks like me ex missus
>>205782400great holes
Got the generation kill on
>>205782356Yes but it's divided by class.
>>205782400giving you a belated (You) to encourage further posting of lovely vaginas
am an addict me, i reckon
Please post soogs
Soogs black cock
girl held the bus for me todaycouldnt bring myself to look in her eyes
>>205782536
>>205782202It'd be cool to have a curry with SadiqYou could ask him about how London really works
>enters /brit/
>>205782514the illuminati are gonna get global race wars going to distract from this reprisal in class war
is it true soogs has taken BBC off camera
soogs liek average 4 in cock simple as
FFS I cant go to the psychiatrist alone cuz i was meant to be hospitalized
This is how British niggas measure
We need to ban crossbows
>>205782635Ya estamos loco aquĆ chileANO, bienvenido
>>205782662bone pressing too LOL
>>205782536x
>>205782610No it is not
>>205782514the blackpilling again over this has been insaneimagine if he looked like an incelapprovals would be halvedamount of "normal" people lusting over him because he's slightly attractive
>>205782662he has a 12 inch cock why does he need more
>>205782702Omggg shes so cute!
Ruhollah Khomeini was such a bizarre figure.The equivalent of a radical Puritan out of the 17th century filled with religious fury. Literally issuing fatwas in the 1980s.
Diego Day tomorrow lads I just can't wait lol
>>205782736>>205782736>>205782736
>>205782734x
>>205782748>>205782748>>205782748>>205782748
>>205782734what do you mean bruv?Tomorrow is vigil of St. Thomas, also ember friday.What's so 'Diego' 'bout it?
>>205782756ngl I prefer this edish :/
>>205782851>>205782851