Rorke’s da sitting at the top of the stairs pretending he’s the Chaser
>>205785660>>205785755I wish i had this much hair on my handsI'm very thin, very little hair on my body Basically a human mole rat but atleast im white
>>205785805Post ass
crazy how porn is illegal in south korea and they also have some of the most bitter ricecels and toxic feminism on the planet.coincidence? i think not.
Debating whether to buy a gaming PC or not. Want one but they are the sign of virginity so I’ll probably stick with the Xbox
Can someone please Secret Santa me this so I feel like I have friends this Christmas :)
>>205785852'gaming' anything is a trap.build a good quality pc, and it will play games. simple as that.
>>205785823One part which has some hair on it
Chris
>i'm white as fuck mate
>>205785863Gaming pc, pc you built yourself doesn’t matter. point stays the same
>>205785863The main qualification for a gaming PC that seperates it from a normal one is that you want a decent GPU. You can chuck a GPU and an SSD into a shitty second hand office computer and it will run most games fine. That being said, having a nice setup with new componants in a nice, expandable case is worth it if you really are into gaming.>>205785852If you do get a gaming PC, you'll want to build it. Prebuilts are all ripoffs.
>>205785878Yeah?
>>205785898Not every white person is a hairless twink
>>205785898white men actually look like this
Had an rx 580 for the last 5 years of my despicable zoomer runt life
>>205785929Shut up spaki
>>205785929FOTSYEG
>>205785938just his agp acting up
Corrrrrrrrrrr
really depressed and lonely lads and 7 double whiskeys didn’t help
>>205785986Robert and i have similar names
>>205785978He’s had work done on his face ugly freak
>>205785929i wish i was a woman all day every day
all trannies are nonces every single one
>>205785929I wish
>>205785978Blud is getting less and less feminine by the day, twink death is real man
>>205786006Not true though is it
>>205785978trying, and failing, so hard to be feminine.the clothes and flattering angles are all you have working for you, faggot freak.
>>205785929I don't, but I could probably make a few quid if I did.
>>205786019yes it is though it is
>>205785978ugly little incel bloke pretending to be a bird
>>205786031Mmm no actually i think youll find that it is in fact not the case
>>205786031THOUGH
>>205785846I don't get it. The men are so effeminate and the women are are so sexual
what will happen when zoomer trans generation age out of the supple era. mass dysphoria?
I’m off to scran these bad boys with the Mrs and watch some telly, catch you later lads x
What do you think aliens do for fun?
really want to try a white russian like in the big lebowski but I can't be arsed spending the money on the specific ingredients in case I don't end up liking itcan't get one at a bar anywhere either because bars in this country only do gimmicky cocktails for women on their hen dos
Makes you wonder if Jesus went through twink death
>>205786067
>>205786102Rape
What does it smell like when that cute Akihabara singer you adore does a number two in the toilet? The Music Idol Poop Smell Spray recreates that unique, secret fragrance that ordinarily we never get to experience. Now it's here, bottled up in a handy spray for you to enjoy whenever you want to savor it in the air, on your hands, on clothes and costumes, or on dolls and adult toys.Specs and Features: Idol poop smell fetish Spray type 8 ml (0.3 fl oz)
>>205786102hopefully not anal probing
>>205786102Mutilate cattle
Reminder to the GAMERS that the steam sale is ON!
hmmm what should i do tomorrow
reminder to the virgins your little video gamies are half price
Sistercity and Auntberg are sending me screencaps of them flirting. This is starting to feel like a setup.
>>205786162cor blimey
>>205786163bit mean this just because we hate women>>205786143thanks gamer
>>205786163Yay
>>205786162Tomorrow we invade Russia. Be ready, or don’t be… makes no difference
>>205786163Reminder that you're here for life
>>205785978>>205786013spaedo!!
>>205786161fly off this planet back to the alien homeworld
>>205786193Rattled u ahahhahaha
>thanks for the maccies anon
>>205786217Reminder that caffeine addiction is real and ubiquitous
>>205786190looking well mate. take care
>An Aussie man who was violently assaulted while heading home after a night out has lost his fight for life in hospital >'He was a marvellous and fierce supporter of the LGBTQIAP+ community and a proud gay man,'>Before the attack, Truman had been at the pub listening to a band and drinking a glass of milk.
GETTING THE URGE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES FOR LITERALLY MONTHS TURNING TO YEARSI JUST THINK ABOUT THEM BUT DONT PLAY ANY
J.K. Rowling engaged in a notable social media exchange regarding identity politics, where she humorously compared her enjoyment of cigars, whisky, and standing against totalitarianism to being Winston Churchill, in response to discussions involving transgender issues. This has sparked a range of reactions online, illustrating ongoing debates about identity and satire.
legit how did XQC make it as a streamer when he can't even speak.
anyone else used to pick their bum as a child or was it just me
>>205786300just to put my finger in my foreskin then smell it
“Do you think I could ever write something like that?” Rorke asked, his voice quieter now, almost unsure.Rowling looked at him, a knowing smile crossing her face. “I think you already have it in you. Every writer has their own path, their own magic to uncover. The important thing is to never stop believing in your voice and the stories you want to tell.”Rorke left that evening with more than just an autograph or a moment to cherish. He left with a spark of inspiration that he hadn’t expected. The young man who had always admired the world of magic and bravery in Rowling’s books now felt something stirring inside him: the desire to create, to write his own stories, and to find his own voice in a world of infinite possibilities.
joined a teams meeting at 16:30 this afternoon and said “good morning”
>>205786330that aint cake
Imagine if instead of saying "let there be light" God said "let there be shite"
for me, it's ferrari
>>205786067your entire life is eating food with your mum (who you refer to as "the Mrs", bit weird) and blogging about it here you boring obese incel
wee melty in his smelly bedroom
he gets to wake up every day and flip through his gigabytes of blacked and tranny porn each day to decide which files he's going to use to 'own' the thread that day. aren't you jealous of this luxury living?
Love watching the black Christian religion channels on Sky. Not even religious myself but it's just very uplifting. And it's sort of a nice bubble where you can pretend that the world is actually nice and upbeat rather than a cesspit of misery. I also like watching BabyTV when all the nighttime chilled out animations come on.
>Spainlard is actually back>his trip is actually banned>just come back and posting all the same shite again like nothing ever happenedThis lolcow just never gives up does he.
another day another veiled indian hate thread at the top of r/canada, dare i say we are flushing the toilet here
Oh yes we do have a bit of fun every now and then don't we
>>205786461>another day another veiled indian hate thread at the top of r/canadaYou would think1. Theres atleast one indian moderator2. Even if there isn't, they would be able to smell this kind of thing from a mile away and ban it
>>205786461
People literally just have kids so they can brag about them, and if the kid isn't perfect or doing exactly what they want them to be doing, they get mad. Is there a more selfish act than procreation?
>>205786502Mezzanines are nice but nine times out of ten the extra ceiling height isn't worth the square footage sacrificed.
>>205786511>if the kid isn't perfect or doing exactly what they want them to be doing, they get madmy parents this
Spainlord mindraped all of you lmfao
>>205786549Like he rapes bathroom scales
>>205786566scremaign
>>205786549not getting enough attention with your porn spam buddy?going to post some cp now?deep cuts and a hot bath will set you right x
>>205786549literalmente quien
/brit/ is so dead. Even peak hours 1800-2300 are slow as hell now. Doesn't help that we can't see the poster count anymore to monitor it. It's just dead. I feel like a core base of posters just gave up a few months back or so
>>205786598i wonder why
>>205786598Having to hear people bitch about it being a funeral kind of takes the fun out of it.Enjoy your eral.
>>205786572Schizo meltie
>>205786602why?
>>205786620sounds delicious
started playing cyberpunk 2077 todaygave my character the average penis because even though my willy is on the larger side i still found a willy THAT big to be somewhat threatening
ello chaps
>>205786693Met a guy for a hookup today. He had an eyepatch tattooed over his urethra and gold teeth pierced around his glans. That was a threatening willy.
right on cue this maggot turns up
remember brett spooner posting
Hope I die in my sleep
>>205786712Catyank!*/brit/'s live studio audience applauds, cheers, and gives a standing ovation*
>>205786839Don't die too soon. I like them tepid, not cold.
toodays friday. shaggers out tonight so it will be ghost town
>>205786712weird how you never get banned or have posts removed despite constantly breaking the rules
>>205786846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxr6Z6eA2tc
>>205786868makes you think
>>205786884
Sir Cat Yank
>>205786330um
>>205786330how is this still up omds
>>205786903SCRRMASING
>>205786931catyank started his jannie shift and away it went
>>205786931There was a /brit/ thread yesterday morning that has a cock as the OP image that stayed up for 40 minutes
leftypol exposedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKT2gdc_x8
>>205786951what's more bri'ish than a spot of the old spotted dick innit
>>205786884Good game although I prefer the first KOTOR
>>205786903Howling
>>205786951umlink?
careful. don't dicuss janny habits or you'll get a 3 day
>>205786981https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/205762270/#205762270
if you know, you know
Wanking cocks
>>205786981Use the archive, I'm not spoonfeeding you
Toby Cameron
David Cameron
leftypol banning sleep so the country stays woke
James Cameron
shagging rorkes grandad
leftypol hates wood burners even though he loves net zero and wood burners are carbon neutral when used properly with sustainably sourced wood
>>205787108didn't ask for your winning entry for the boring bastard competition
>>205787117screaming
>Renters faced more financial strain last month as the average private monthly rent surged 9.1 per cent to record highs last month, according to official figures.>The latest increase topped October’s rise of 8.7 per cent and nudges close to record-high annual rise of 9.2 per cent recorded in March 2024. London’s tenants were hit hardest, with a rise of 11.6 per cent in the 12 months to November.my 1 bed flat rent went from £775 to £900 in October, just short of half of my post tax income (£1940). shall never save up for a deposit at this rate.
just had taco bell for the first time, and I must say it was overwhelmingly lackluster
>>205787141you posted this image earlier
Always find it funny how enviro cucks in Ireland want net zero even though Ireland is barely a drop in the ocean in terms of global emissionsLike do they even realise that in India they’re literally burning their rubbish in the front garden
>>205787170yes it expresses my dire mood as we enter this "festive" holiday period
>>205787176yawn
he's seething
meltdown
>just accidentally clicked on a link with a .ru top level domainnot good ladsthose russian sites are just malware aids juiced to the gillsprobably going to have to cancel all my banking info on the morrowgreat
>accidentally buyed coke zero instead of cherry coke on the kebab order
>buyer
>>205786903great webm
>>205787141I bought a house this year. Just a shitty little 2bed former council house but it's sound other than the asbestos in the utilities cupboard. Didn't get any help from parents on the deposit front, just saved up over my eight years working.
>>205787243I would be livid
>>205787243Bossman doesn't want you to get diabetes
>accidentally had sex with a man instead of a woman
>>205787232i use ok.ru a lot for old films and never had any issue
>Country #196 will be born in 2027it's bloody wrong ladstoo many nationsmore countries should be merging, not declaring independencesupport trump annexing canadathat's one non-country out the way at least
>>205786903roflmfao!!!!!1!! and he stopped posting too
Played some Death Stranding and about to have a shower team
Word on the street is that Timmy is going to do something
>>205787345thought you're watching telly with the mrs x
What does catyank look like
Rorkes eyes popping out of his head when he looks at the receipt from the dry cleaners for his soiled next jeans
just ate two ice creams x
me showed an Autechre track to me dad
Word on the street is stop
>>205787367rare good yank post
Obarmer
Auntgorod and Sisterstein have called off going to the bar. They're coming straight to mine for dinner tomorrow.I've got most of the makings of a bar, but I feel that wine's in order. Chardonnay, Gewurtztraminer, or Vinho Verde?
Need to start a new planet with just Europeans on it
>>205787405right well best of luck
>>205787361
>>205787405Tried with Australia. That's about the best you can hope for.
>>205786549He mindraped himself.He mindraped you most of all.
>>205787438blud responded to my hold old bait post
*ahem*FIVE DAYS
SpainGOD broke all of you lmao
spainonce walking past an orphanage
Blud is here all day :skull:No wonder his carer wees in his apple juice
Spaino played us like a damn fiddle
I mindraped a lot of you :/
love this fellas videoshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/SP5qVQZCyLw
>>205787548not clicking
hate baking things in the oven in case i forgetbasically have to endure 30 minutes or an hour of waiting in anticipation
Spaino played us like a damn fiddleLittle kids he would diddleIn his smelly bedroomHe spins right in the middle
>>205787548Of all the planets they choose this one? Dream on
>>205787601timers innit
>>205787617yea but if i have headphones in which i have on 100% of the time im at the pc i wont hear the it
>>205787601Put an alarm on your phone?
>yhe binble
There once was a fiddler from spainwho had prion disease of the brainHe popped on to /brit/and dropped a wet shitand we've called him spaki since
allah
halla
>>205787682
>>205787653Roy Orbinson
Getting blacked next tuesday
gart glitter
>>205787726Why not tonight
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sHGpbVCQuus
>>205787734rorke's mum has it booked until then
>>205787742scrramgognagnag
She's goneOut of my lifeI was wrongI'm to blameI was so untrueI can't live without her loveIn my lifeThere's just an empty spaceAll my dreams are lostI'm wasting awayForgive me, girlhttps://youtu.be/2PApa_GeLcQ?si=gZ3VAevALl1wKUma
>>205787761rorke unmasked
rorke
>uploafs
> Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door* > Zangu on his Santa Cosplay HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it! ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
>>205785929that's a literal child
>>205787796why do you keep posting this
men very much at it again
Would quite frankly LOVE to live in Chongqing
>>205787800shut it! dickhead!
>>205787828fuck you just say to me you CAN'Tnadian piece of shit?!!?!
>>205787800:)
And the latest from the chudkip poster?
>>205787845um
>>205787809}~ Prompt Type > Young Muhammad on Keyboard * Image Generated
Anyone ever get little hairs on their ears? Just carefully burned mine off with my lighter. Can’t believe I was walking around with that shit. Never think to look at my ears when grooming
>>205787867odd reply
>>205787845is it a child doe? or an actual tranner?
>>205787842I’m just Bantering EH! I’m having a laugh EH! calm down matey EH
>>205787886both
>>205787872on or in?
>>205787872Look at you bilbo baggins
>ahhh people my think im some freak if i have hair somewhere everyone was probably looking at my ears!!Woman moment
>>205787886it's a tranny look at the hands
>>205787973rank
>>205787973le heckin random tattoosso quirkymuch personality
>>205787920On. Literally around the lobe and shit. I am subhuman caveman
cant seem to find a reason to go to the pub or smoke or do anything now I live at home
>>205788050is it little transparent hairs? then yes if they catch the light but I don't have actual dark hairs and I'm hairy as fuck
>>205787917>>205787986what's his name...
>>205788020easily baitable angry incel
>>205788125no need to sign your posts
easily baitable angry incel
more of a volecel myself, I'm a vole you see
easily achievable cheeky wank
>>205788297You've got very irish ears x
getting dem waves done
>>205788297neurotic freak
Americans have more in common with the Communist Chinese than they do with English people.The whole of that society is like a gossiping public village, there's no concept of the nosey parker over there.
toil tomorrowalso monday and tuesday but then i'm off til the 3rd so that will be nice
>>205788417enjoy
>>205788328Thanks x>>205788352I’m not a freak just drunk
Anything like "weirdo" or "autistic" or "neurotic" are compliments because thats what makes me special d:
>>205788381quit gossiping poindexter
Doesn't this world just blow your tiny little mind?
In KOTOR 2 on Citadel Station you can side with Czerka Corporation who want to set up a new economic system on Telos with tourism or you can side with the Ithorians who want to restore the natural ecosystem of Telos because it was bombarded by Admiral Karrath's fleet in the Jedi Civil War.
Ah, hello all. Any of you lot read this book?
Czerka Corporation also was the larget weapons manufacturer in the galaxy at this time but at the time of the movies it was surpassed by Balmorra.
>>205788236Yeah?
>>205788630disgusting fat pig oink oink
>>205788600Jay Dyer talked about this book. It is about the CIA glowies who did telepathy and astral projection and remote viewing.
We put colorful lights on our Christmas tree.
>>205788648I'd stuff her with piglets
>>205788667QUEENUEEN
mad the way the government has basically made theft from shops legal
Long live Rorkeypops
The Cz in Czerka Corporation is pronounced with a Z sound but the Cz in Czech Republic is pronounced with a Ch sound.
42
>>205788789mate nobody cares
I like Bao-Dur in KOTOR 2. He is a quiet and introverted guy but he is a great tech specialist and he gets the job done when something needs to be repaired and he also is very good in melee combat.
Wish God would just get rid of wogs already
Can Tyson get one back?
Zabraks in general are a physically athletic species who are good at melee combat such as Bao-Dur, Sirak, Darth Maul, etc.
>>205788789I don't think a churka corp would be taken seriously
>>205788617Balmorra... home
Thinking about Daisy Ridley's feet.
Why do the drones have such an interest in New Jersey?
For supper tonight I ate chicken tikka massalla.
>>205788965drony soprano lol
>>205786104It's like an extremely creamy coffee with an alcohol kick. Very nice, I recommend it if you can find kahlua on sale.
>>205788994Woah mama!!! That coffee's got some kick! Wooowee!!
>>205789023are you like 13
>>205788983roar
>>205788983lol'd at your own post >>205789054wasnt that funny mate
cannae sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOs6E-kCZ_gnew mole
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734478285299606.webm
thats a gif link
>>205785775
Don't start work until 18:00 pm tomorrow evening so I'm staying up late tonight
>>205789045He's just being a silly goof. Come on where's your Christmas spirit?
Poley updated his blog and apparently he's literally pissing blood
>>205789163It's just two lasses getting off with each other. Doesn't do much for me. Maybe I'm jaded. I remember seeing two girls getting off in a nightclub when I was 18, before porn was online, and I stood and stared at them like a retard.
>>205789182up all night and just getting started with my "work"
>>205789220>two girls getting off in a nightclubdo they do this for pleasure or male attention
Me? Went to bed at 8pm. Just woke up, popped the heating on and got back in bed for a couple of hours while the flat warms up. This is the life for me.
>>205789220>when I was 18, before porn was online
>>205789221nobody cares schizo al mountain
was watching gay porn the other day and the man's arse had blood dripping out of itthey didn't even react, like it was just a normal thing and not a life-threatening injury. my boner retreated right into my body
>>205789245Everything women do is for male attention, unless they were badly abused and want to avoid male attention.
>>205789252>al mountainyouve called me this numerous times and i still have no idea who youre referring to
>>205789248Yes I am old. What about it?
>>205789268>Everything women do is for male attentionnah i reckon it's for their own pleasuredid you have fap after watching them
>>205789151>>205789182>>205789201>>205789252a wee melty again spaino?
>>205789295how old are you?
>>20578933339.
Zelenograd cat. The city has a lot of cat things everywhere.
>>205785929Gen alpha in 10 years
Good night
>>205789385>>205789385>>205789385
>>205789297I did not. Could've got off with one of them She gave me her number and address (she lived at the top of my street) but me being 18 and utterly clueless, I fucked it up. Showed up at her house unannounced, with no wine or anything like that, not even showered probably. Still, she was very happy to see me and took me into a room so we could be alone. Still, I fumbled it by being totally autistic. Ended up leaving after a long, awkward conversation. Been kicking myself ever since.
>>205789361unc said 39 :skull::skull::skull:
>>205789361there was porn on the internet 20 years ago you mong39 isn't old btw
real new>>205782736>>205782736>>205782736
it's not bent to drink a white/jasmine tea with peach flavour out a santa mug with a straw right?
