gang edition >>205785511previous
juegatela por México
I don't like my girlfriend. I'm just dating her because I'm checking a box and all my friends are dating or married (I'm 30). Just doing it to fit in. I can't imagine loving someone enough to spend 10k+ on a ring, and I certainly don't want children ever.Meanwhile she quadruple texts me and wants to hang out all the time and sends me heart emojis every day and it makes me cringe.What do?
why
>>205787898stop spamming ffs
*Who* must go?
>>205787890quieres tener al bebeton en tu celular
>>205787909nobody is spamming, he's trying to ask a question but (You) are shitting up the thread
>>205787914everything! this is the biggest mattress sale!
>>205787898It sounds like you're really stuck between what you feel you should be doing versus what you want to do. It’s important to be honest with yourself and with her, especially because you’re both investing time and emotions in this relationship. If you’re not truly happy and don’t see a future together, it’s not fair to either of you to stay in it just because of social pressure.It’s okay to prioritize your own feelings and goals, even if it doesn’t align with what everyone else is doing. If you don’t want marriage, kids, or that kind of commitment, you need to figure out what kind of life you want and communicate that clearly. Staying in a relationship because you feel you "should" will only lead to resentment for both you and her.As for the over-texting and heart emojis, it seems like there's a mismatch in your communication styles. It might be worth talking to her about how you're feeling—gently but honestly. It's better to do it now before things get deeper, and it will give both of you a chance to either adjust expectations or part ways amicably. Being true to yourself is the most important thing, even if it feels uncomfortable.
>>205787926lol
I hate my life
you would not like it if i lost my patiance
Chatgpt muthafucka stfu!
I’m literally Canadian
>>205787946Saved
>>205787883i feel like i shouldn't have told my professor about this thing i was doing..... Idk maybe it was an overreach or a bad idea to tell him about it. And now I'm feeling anxious
>>205787956no ur not ur lier
there really are men that squeeze 3 in 1 goop on their head in the shower and call it a day
/cum/ is like the perfect balance between the horrific state of 2024 /b/ and the unusable autism of /s4s/
thats it im leaving
>>205787971Yeah and they still have a full head of hair so now what?
>>205787971I do thisSometimes I even only use a bar of soap
what percentage of your disposable income should be spent on onlyfans?
Well, /cum/???
>>205787971what else are you supposed to do
>>205787994"I don't really care"
>>205787993None%
>>205787906It's like that scene in Blade Runner 2049, if everyone were cats.
>>205787966I feel like I outed myself in some way idk.
>>205787994Yeah well does it measure your sleep and heart rate? Apple watch wearers win again
>>205788009that's not a funny answer can you try again
>>205788000mad
i don't think i've ever actually orgasmed in my life
>>205787994my car has a clock
>>205788012I know right
>>205787998>>205787998use shampoo conditioner and body wash/soap and wash your face with a scrub of some kind this is the bare minimum of care
>>205787956We know jeet.
>>205788021>>205788027this is how you sound poor
>>205788037Who gives a fuckDo you also wear a douche around your micro dick?
>>205788025No I'm not. I truly do not care. How else am I supposed to express that?
>>205787994The only correct response is to rip it off his arm and smash it on the ground
>>205788037You're right, but these stinkies won't listen
>>205787994sounds like a waste of money to me but hey you do you.
>>205788049how do you not feel absolutely disgusting all the time
Why do we call homeless people "people" in the first place? Are they really people?
>>205787994Only poorfags need to flex, in order to look higher class than they are, the truly rich spend their money to blend in.
>>205788000saying you don't care doesn't work because people who say that usually do care & are seething
Jeet means victorious
>>205787971i use fancy expensive shampoo and conditioner (separate), and a schizo brand of specially formulated castile bar soap without petrochemicals for my body. i also have three types of natural fibre scrubbing implements: a mitt thing, a long strap with handles on the ends for getting my back, and loofah on a stick. i also have special type of moisturizer that i use after showering. my way of patrick bateman maxxing
Its shit
>>205788082This. They look like Duck Dynasty characters
>4chanx lost all my filters and settingsfucking great
>>205788084Indians keep saying this but then they call muslim mujeets in their online slapfights so I don't believe them.
>>205787994"Nice man thats really cool, im not into watches but i know its still a really big tging guys are into i see it on the internet, thats awesome man shit yeah. I know they're not super expensive but this youtuber i watch has a sponsor from this company that basically only makes small runs of stuff like clothes and watches and they advertise them as good gifts because they're so unique you know like knly 500 watches like that in tbe world even jf its only 150"Its genuie and hr will be baffled at my lack of care about the price but interest in the hobby (he probably doesnt care for watches and just uses it to flex)
WHEN IS THE SKRIBBL?
>>205787994oh sick, i don't have a car though. who made the watch?
when someone accuses you of something, instead of confirming or denying, ask "where'd you hear that" = power move
everyone is mean to me because i'm 24
>>205787994nice watch let's make some money
>>205788117I'm 25
>>205787994*unsheathes my Men in black watch from Burger king Ive had since I was 8*nice ice G, did your mom buy it for you?
>>205788093dr bronners? it has all the weird schizo text about god and israel on it i know what you're talking aout yeah its important to have an abrasive pad so you can actually exfoliate your face when you wash it to knock all that dead skin off, and having a poof for your body to do the same thing i cannot take a shower without moisturizing afterwards and my habit of taking really really hot showers doesn't help at all since that dries your skin so much i just can't help it
>>205788103lmao nigga make onehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734496512332588.mp4
>>205788099I'm so sorry that you have to see /brit/posters.
>>205788079 The stuff in the shampoo is barely different from what's in body wash. It's just soap.
>>205788100You might be a little obsessed
I don't trust Dr Bronners. Not just because it's jewish but also because you can use it for floors and laundry
>>205788117builds character, you get to bully Gen A soon
>>205788103im not really feeling it
>>205788075poorfag seethe>>205788082millenial poorfag seethe
>>205788154nah thats what ublock is for
>>205788158are you being serious or am i being trolled right now
SKRIBBL NOW! make it /cum/bros
>>205788152The way he runs away is so funny
waitNONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you guys want to see my butthole?It's really gross and hairy, it's like the Sarlacc Pit
you niggas are always talking about soap. who the fuck gives a shit
>>205788117I'm 27 and I'm very nice to everyone at work and they're all very nice to me
>>205788084doesn't matter at all. it's just europeans making fun of how your language sounds. it's literally the same origin as the term "barbarian," which comes from greeks making fun of foreigners whose language sounded to them like "bar bar bar"
>>205788152poor thing that's disgusting
>>205788192>using chrome in 2024
My winter scent
>>205788192Wait what?There's no way
>>205788217
>>205788160did you not see my flag? They are an inescapable presence. To ignore them would be like not noticing the sunlight.
>>205788212I can tell this smells awful just by the canister
>>205788210who are you quoting?
>>205788192am I wrong or did they announce this would happen like a year ago
>>205788212it's giving dude wipes energy
Spam wojaks again
>>205788230Your mom when she was mocking you for using chrome in 2024.
>>205788230>this fucking faggot
>>205788225This unironically the most soul crushing, depressing news I've heard all year. They will do EVERYTHING to get money out of us, ANYTHING to shove ads in our faces. If they could transmit ads into our brain, they would. It's fucking disgusting
>>205788246joke's on you i have 2 dads
>>205788255Just use Firefox
>spam wojaks or something o algo nahuatl
>>205788257Your mother will never be your dad.
>>205788146yeah i go for the eucalyptus scent, as it's the only scent of theirs that isn't associated with estrogenic hormone disruptors lol i can't stand actual cold showers, but i get it about as cool as i can reasonably tolerate, which is just a hair above body temp so it still feels barely warm
Your dad raped your mom
>>205788263All of my passwords are in Chrome :(I guess I'll just use Firefox for YouTube, that's the only website where ads truly infuriate me
chungus, Colored Man, someone make the SKRIBBL NOW!
>>205788229Don't knock it till you smell it, it has a 4.6/5 rating on fragrantica
>>205788255just use brave. chrome is dogwater anyways
>>205788279It wasn't rape back then. It was a different time.
>>205788181Yeah it's the same shit. You're just stupid and fall for marketing.If you look at the ingredients of body wash v.s shampoo the ingredietns are practically identical. It's just soap my nigger
in most countries you couldn't actually rape your wife until very recently from a legal perspective
>they're from a different culture so don't judge them okThis is the attitude that's ruined this country. Cultural relativism was a mistake.
Ublock still works in my chrome
I am 40 and I have no woman, I have no children, I have no house, I have no friends, I have no money and live paycheck to paycheck. When will my real life begin bros? I'm tired of the grind, I'm tired of this life, just very very tired that's all.
>>205788314stop
God I am such a loser freak weirdo just blow my head off already please God
>>205788314Are you just copying posts from /r9k/ and /adv/? Please stop.
>>205788314shut da hell up oldhead
>>205788314if i were you i would start killing hookers
>>205788305I can't wait for the sandniggers to convince those retards to support Sharia Law, and then see their faces when women stop having rights.
literally me
>>205788314Become a scammer. You have nothing to lose
They wanna be like Luigi so badly
>>205788305We need more Western chauvinism tbqh
>>205788181you're being trolled. shampoo is formulated differently. use bar soap on your hair for a month and your hair will get fucked up. likewise, wash your whole body with shampoo for a month and your skin will be worse off for it. easy to google "what's the difference between soap and shampoo" for more details
>>205788305>Cultural relativism was a mistake.everyone pretends to love cultural relativism until you tell them you love nazy germany smdh
>>205788283https://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0x
>>205788324>>205788329>>205788330>>205788332>>205788350Is this how you cope?
must be east coast canadians in right now, they're very rude
>>205788353you need a positive identity to rally around like your ethnicity. "The West" doesn't mean anything substantiative. in a geopolitical sense, it just refers to the jewish-controlled portion of the world
>>205788375>https://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xFuck trannies.Fuck jeets.Fuck jannies.Fuck niggers.Fuck mods.ANDFuck you.
>>205788375west coast canadians are FAAAAAAAAAAGS
>>205788375boo hoo nigga stfu
in the mood for a kino movie lads
>>205788419the castle
yeah wow that's just fucking great
>adblock doesnt stop preemptive youtube adsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205788362There is no difference. i have used that 3 in 1 goop for ages and my hair looks the same as it ever didoften i dont even use it and just rinse my hair. This whole psyop that you need 5 different skin products is just a ploy to make money. I would only expect a woman to fall for this kind of crap
>>205788374you have a job, you dont suffer
>>205788419Dirty Work 1998
>>205788423Not my problem I knew they were permanent spike factories since the beginning
im in love with the big eyed girl from the fallout show
Women owe me sex and society owes me a high salary job with little to no effort.
Im in love with the coco
>>205788431brave does
>>205788470the froggy gal?
>>205788419The Deer Hunter
>>205788371too old to be wearing that
>>205788508oh i disagree.
>>205788491yes
>>205788479coco...choco? chocolates? I just ate a whole bag of chocolates, I suppose I'm in love with them too
post puffy vulvas
still not sure who Sisyphus is
now and again, it seems worse than it isbut mostly the view is accurate
dead internet theory
>>205788563the guy who rolls the rock up the hill
evens watch conan odds watch anora
I feel like I will be outed as an idiot who knows nothing the more i speak, so i usually say nothing irl
>>205788492ooooh, haven't seen that one
desire to kill
nothing to play, nothing to do, sick and tired of you niggas, yea its over
I wish I had more beer
>>205787984>full head of hairunironically low test behavior
>>205788530aww, that's sweet.
>>205788573People act like China isn’t behind a firewall
>tfw you get up and stretch and your blood pressure drops rapidly and you feel all staticy and your entire life flashes before your eyes
thinking about the nightmarish giant pinky foot
my wife is crazy
>>2057887190/10 would not fap
doing a haka
Ywn
>>205788669Lots of hair is high t, you're coping
https://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0x
>>205788750one of the best ships ever
>>205788750is that the girl from ed edd and eddy
>>205788800Yes
you gotta think
Ohayou
>>205788843ouch
I always feel like a fraud or fake somehow. Like I don't believe what i say is real idk how to gain real self-confidence, but i feel this deep aggressive impulse inside due to this sense of frustration
>>205788756finland owning usa lmao
>>205788819I’m tired of this grandpa
>>205788865
Unclasp those hands bitchboy
Landed in Japan yesterday.Insane Piriformis syndrome pain (diagnosed myself with google), can’t walk.Stuck in the hotel room while GF explores the city.Trying stretching exercises and stuff, painkillers had no effect.
>>205788905she's getting railed while you stay in the cuck room i'm afraid
>>205788919the snow scares hims
>>205788905did this start when you got off the plane, or before?
https://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0x
Crazy how much you can tell from a person's faceMale faces for example that are highly round are always high estrogen. There's this man that comes into the bank i work at for example that has a super round effeminate looking face and when he speaks it's very soft and effeminate sounding. There's science to back that up too that higher body fat is associated with low t and high estrogenOr how you can look at some faces and just immediately sense that something is off I was recently looking at family photos and realizing that we all look kind of off except my brother who looks like a giga normie.Like all of the good normie genes concentrated into him, whereas the rest of us including me look vaguely dysgenic
Elon musk seems like he would be a great leader of the American people. Maybe they can pull whatever they did with Ted Cruz to make Americans who aren't natural born citizens able to run for president
>>205788753nope, hair loss is caused by high T. Boys who had their balls chopped off never lose their hair. You're coping
>>205788970he seems like he'd do well with a bullet between his eyes
>>205788935Started a day or two ago but it’s become unbearable this morning after waking upHad to use the suitcase as a crutch at the airport yesterday but I was still able to move somewhat at leastMaybe I do need orthopedic insoles again after all
Black people is the real jews
>>205788977Cool it with the anti semitic remarks
https://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0xhttps://skribbl.io/?gOC0Xv0x
>>205788973You are coping
>>205789006musk isnt jewish
>>205789003Das rite
>>205788992tiny forehead
>>205789009>body hairthats not head hair retard lol
>>205789015What is this
gonna make chicken pot pie for dinner im cheating and using premade pastry but i don’t care
>>205789025A selfie
Hello
>>205789009do you not know that "body hair" refers to stuff like chest or leg hair, and not the hair on your head
>>205789025big guntuber who ruined his life with sexual deviancy and a breeding fetish, had pretty white wife with several kids but couldn't resist fucking strangers to cooooooom
>>205789037the ends justify the means
>>205789009>>205789022i was just about to say. i have a full head of hair, and i'm a scrawny baby man. a friend of a friend i have though, he's this gigantic security guard and he's bald as the moon. there's no way head hair signifies high testosterone.
im back
>>205789053Ok who asked
>>205788887Yeah i guess it's like imposter syndrome but with everything. Like I always feel like I have to prove myself to others, especially to authority figures but the more i try to prove myself the more i have a secret, gnawing doubt that I am just proving myself to be even more inferior and less smart than the person i am proving myself to
>>205789015He's hot. I'd touch his penis
>>205789015I forgot who this is, if it’s the guy who eat his wife or not
>>205789059nobody
>>205789041she's pretty she owes me a kiss
Do men actually find sub 7/10 women attractive?
canada bros how's the snow over there? i was a bit startled as about 30cm snow fell off my roof
>>205789053hey-o. how was it?
>>205789022>>205789051Ok so how do you explain how I have both a ton of body hair and a full head of hair? Am I simultaneously high and low t?All hair has to do with high testosterone . You are once again coping
>>205789066he no eat his wife no no no he da big boss man on da youtubes mistah
>>205789074
>>205789075Men rate women on the bell curve, so they find them 7/10 attractive.
Some advice for you cum bums
>>205789085you're probably just brown (under evolved)
>>205789082how was what?
>>205789087I meant beat
>>205789094lily mia moglie
>>205789049yeah i just have no energy i wish someone would do it for me i need a chef partner
>>205789076pretty decent, like -14 here right now. just ran all my vehicles for 20 minutes to get the juices flowing and keep the batteries topped up, supposed to get even colder tonight.
>>205789088why is his belly button so high
>>205789090*sub 7/10
>>205789102taking a dump
>>205789098I'm white
>>205789116i did not
>>205789112For sex
>>205789118what mixture
tomorrow>fill out job apps>eat lunch>put on muppets christmas carol>finish off bottle of wine >put on hallmark schlock>drink boozy nog and laugh at the schlock>go to a bar wearing santa har
>>205788843i came to the same conclusion desu
>>205789111>all my vehicleswtf how many do you have?
>>205789140lucky nibba
>>205789143for me it's frank hassle's tattoo
>>205789140I was going to reply to your post, replacing eat each the word Fart, but 4chan thinks it's spam.
oh my godoh my godoh my godi hate when i see the labels for the things that are wrong with me
civilization, ancient and wicked
>>205789174yeah he's the GOAT
>>205789185You don't have that, because that's for people who are successful.
>>205789204i have success in non job sections of lifeor used to and then stopped putting effort into anything for a year and aam working on it again
>>205789135Wdym like my heritage?It's English, Irish, Austrian, and Swiss
whoever keeps posting cute womenplease keep it up
how easily would i be able to get a gf in the midwest?
>>205789218you cant have imposter syndrome if you're a failure. What you are feeling is actually a correct inference, you don't really belong and you are a failure
>>205789240very hard
For me, it's PB Blaster.
>>205789239Qualification: White women, since they're the only cute ones.
>>205789258i will consider slavs too if they are exceptional
>>205789225you're low test
Women eh?
>>205789263You are brown
>>205789204>>205789243meanspirited and lacking enough context to make that assessment
Faggot
>>205789251i`ll prove you wrong
>>205789274Dumb bitch
>>205789274Wow
will zoomers redeem themselves by the time they hit 30 or will they go twice as hard with their mumblerap busrider ways
>>205789298Posting on /cum/ = loser
>>205789337true
>>205789274very swarthy for a "white" person. she could pass as an arab or something. wikipedia says ukrainian ancestry. i wonder if that's "ukraininan" jewish or tatar etc
>>205789324no salt please
>>205789337/cum/bros.. is this true?I thought we were just late bloomers
>>205787994real niggas such as myself brag about how big of a discount they got
>>205789360she's 100% mommy tier
>>205789334rode the bus yesterday. a black guy was yelling at another black guy for throwing up mid-ride. he kept going on and on, about how the other guy should have gotten off the bus, how he had no consideration for others. the guy that puked only ever went, "calm down, calm down."
>>205789222Why did he cheat
>>205789374Nah we're late witherers
>>205789046Which one is his wife?
I'm going to kill everyone
>>205789254blaster's universe
>>205789423Early witherers
The only genuine antisemite I knew IRL was a pathetic loser, perpetually unemployed and lifelong bachelor who spent all of his life with his parents until they died. Obviously, it was the Joos who were responsible for his misfortunes.Have no reason not to believe that Internet Jew-haters are the same.
>>205789383she's a childless careerist THOUGH
>>205789403Scenes like this are why i bought a car. Man .. the shit I've seen.....
>>205789403I rode the bus about 10 years ago and there was also a black man on it. He wore a hat that said JAMAICA and a jersey that was in JAMAICA colours of black, yellow, and green. He played music loudly from his cellphone and the one and only time the bus driver dared to tell him to turn it down (he rode the bus regularly) the black man ripped the little stop signal cords off the wall of the bus and started screaming at everyone around him. They called police when we got to the mall but he ran off because he was black I suspect.
>>205789444proxy off, mossadeveryone knows that only a jew would make this self-serving post
>>205789447and I have the only known nude of her, makes me feel pretty good>>205789414he needed to coooom even more>>205789430the blonde one with braces but she left him for cheating
>>205789444none of that happened you don't know anyone you've never spoken to a person
>>205789383She's gross and betrayed her wild rose party for her own benefit
>>205789450>>205789458I once saw this black girl on the bus tweaking off some drugs. she was leaning forward and constantly eyes darting all aroundAnother time some homeless dude tried to get on the bus with a cart full of stuff and paying the fare entirely with loose changeAnother time some black girl got on and started loudly yelling about how two previous buses skipped her, and then went on a rant about how her cousin was in prison or something
>>205789450it's a disaster. perfect reminder why i use lyft and uber normally. lol
>>205789383Grim
Smith also legalized bribery in Alberta
>>205789496She's fixing jeet-ridden Alberta and has told the feds to fuck themselves on several occasions. That's more based than any other Premier.
>>205789523Why did you post Marisa Tomei?
4928
>>205789523there's one canadian province that doesn't have a jeet problem because it requires migrants to be able to speak french. can you guess?
>>205789531because I do what I want
>>205789541canada owns louisiana?
Drinking again after I told myself I'd stop. https://youtu.be/YQurKVyYiTo?si=HI1lW8K2P-ZQb3gS
>>205789541Yeah that's Quebec, and they have a massive problem with nogs from Haiti. Trade one devil for another?Plus QC is a socialist shithole leech of a province filled with disgusting leftoids who hate guns.
>>205789546WHAT A LIFE
>>205789546me tomorrow evening
>>205789557that's mostly montreal's jews and other angophones who fuck everything up for the whole province
>>205789523She didn't do anything, she just talks a big game, all she did was remove on the dollar amount gift limit to politicians so she her cronies get taken whatever bribes she wants. Not only that she pushed small town Healthcare to the brink of collapse. And introduced political parties into municipal elections, stupid corrupt bitch.
>>205789590newNew
>>205789577>the one province that isn't overloaded with jeets is full of jews>and actually has the highest percentage of jews anywhere in the countrysurely this is just another cohencidence
>>205789588She did that to prevent leftists like the NDP from abusing their bought-and-paid for union voting blocs to steal elections. She's smart to fuck them like that. I just wish she'd fuck me.
