data link edition >>205789590previous
>>205790748
Could you beat 3 Jason's in a fight for a million dollars? And all 3 Jason's believe that they'll be transported into anime world if they defeat you.
>>205790748he's pondering the aroma
canada is so powerful we make americans seethe just by existing
>>205790768i would never voluntarily be within 5 miles of jason
>>205790758
shit sucks. year after year shit gets gayer and shittier.
>>205790774
>>205790768i don't think i could beat a cheese single in a fight.
>>205790778>Wouldn't go near Jason for a million bucks Pussy
>>205790785la question que nous nous posons tous est la suivante : quand Trudeau va-t-il démissionner ?
>>205790768Depends on the Jasons' willpower. I've had to fight multiple guys at once alone before, and the key seems to be so intimidating that they're scared to actually go on the offensive against you, so you can pick them off piecemeal. If they're not so stupid and cowardly, it should be easy for three guys to take out one, even if they're smaller.
>>205790774keep talking shit bitch we will send you 3 million fat mexicans
>>205790792Wow what's with all the pussies on cum tonight?
>>205790768I'd chokeslam one into the concrete, hit the sweet chin music on the other, then finish off the last one with a stunner
>>205790797pas assez tôt. après que gagmeat ait obtenu sa pension (25 février).
evens i delete morrowind odds i play it
>>205790817i cant play old games the graphics are so bad
N
>>205790817lets make sure this isnt a fluke
>>205790817Rest In Pepperoni Morrowind.
>>205790817Well not even last night's storm could wake you
>>205790817>playing a gamewe can't have that, i'll reroll for you
>i cant play old games the graphics are so bad
>>205790828Back then, devs had to compensate for bad graphics with gameplay and soul Nowadays as long as you can snap some good screenshots and clips for the previews, people buy it
You're not a cool guy, you're a fool guy
>>205790797he's been very resistant to calls to step down in the past, and doesn't seem to want to budge this time either, so it probably comes down to whether the Bloc and NDP will both sign onto a non-confidence motion. they're both signalling that they will, but it's approximately a month until the house sits again, and there's an unfortunate possibility that all the recent controversy will have blown over by thenhowever, the jeet seems to have primarily been dragging his feet for the sake of his pension eligibility, and he will be eligible by then, so perhaps he finally will stop holding the whole country hostage for a pension
>>205790841odds I fap to tsuna kimura porn doubles and I fap to blonde American girl porn
>>205790843You're not a smart fella, you're a fart smella
>You're not a cool guy, you're a fool guy
>>205790843
>>205790804well if i had said i'm some kind of eight-foot-tall conan guy who could win any fight, you'd say i was fibbing. better to be honest.
>>205790817>>205790831>>205790835>odd odd odd
is the british/metric "zed" key on my keyboard? or do i need a metric keyboard?
gagjeet stink
>>205790855FUCK OFF, GOOB
>>205790857based truth-teller
>>205790849Don't direct your weird coomer shit at my refined gentleman post.
>>205790843Going to Tim Horton's what do you guys fucking want? coffee with cum?
>>205790828I dont mind bad graphics if the style looks coolLike I love the look of Morrowind even if the graphics are super dated
>>205790875please one case of hepatitis, saar
Games need to go back to sprites and pixels
>>205790860You have to switch to British English. It converts your Zee key to the Zed key.
drinking milk
american pulp fiction watchers be like zee's dee baby
>>205790903Don't mind the anime figure
>>205790903enjoy buddy
>>205790907>seven brothers and thirty nine sisters.Net positive. Whatever increases your chances of getting laid eh
>>205790903Wow you're drinking a cow's fucking infection fuck you!!!
stinky hot camping sex with my gf
>>205790906i dont bud>>205790909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygSxsbZPG90
>>205790918>cow's fucking infectionthat's what they called you when your mom was pregnant
>>205790920
>>205790926uhhh that seems cold...
2017 is 2007 for kids today
>>205790920Aonde? No sul do brasil? Você é loiro de olho azul?
>>205790936did the geico lizard really say this
>>205790933Done him
>>205790943No he said Du hast Keine bitches Hündinnen
>>205790933kek
>>205790768I could if I was armed
>>205790920napoleoncore
>>205790950es ist aus
dis nibba
>>205790966me at the back
im nervous about keeping morrowind because i downloaded a bunch of mods and i dont want to get a virus
>>205790966me on the right on the bottom
I've organized my memes, animal webms, and food webms. I mean had already done that, but i hadn't moved anything out of the downloads folder all year until yesterday
Just took me 10 minutes to take a piss (three steps between Hotel bed and bathroom)I’m in so much pain but I just googled how much it costs to see a doctor in Japan and no thank you
>>205790943It's what got him cancelled. Didn't you ever wonder why he stopped being in commercials?
>>205790986suka blyatt
i want to taste blood in my mouth
>>205790998Eat out a bitch on her period
>>205790992you okay?
i have covid and now i can't taste anything
>>205790982Just upload them all to virus total Also playing Morrowind modded is gay
>>205790998not on my period sorry (male)
chewing gum is so unattractive
Party at my place, I got the best DJ in town to show up!You must wear deodorant to be let in.
>>205790998*clocks you*
>>205790986I just throw absolutely everything into my downloads folder i'm an absolute animal w/ zero organization
chewing cum is so unattractive
>>205790993damn....>>205791008make sure you stay hydrated anon take vitamin c and a fever reducer any nsaid will do, helps with the body aches and fever
>>205791027disagree
>>205791015this is anti-indian discrimination saar
I'd give anything for some companionship these days.
>>205791003NoWith every minor movement I get excruciating pain in my right arse cheekI can barely turn around in bed, it’s a struggle wiggle down to the edge of the bed and even hard to sit up straight so I can eventually stand upPraying that it’ll just disappear by waiting it out
>>205791033If he has sex with an 18 year old girl he will be cured
>>205791050He'll never be cured then.
>>205790966is this where cheetos come from
>>205791048maybe your muscle is sore?
wish i had some spicy chips right now
>>205791048That's what you get for fucking Japanese sluts
>>205791050i'm not a doctor, but no i don't think so
>>205791061I have some spicy chips but you can't have them
>>205791057I have self diagnosed Piriformis Syndrome
i would kill for some spicy chips right now
>>205791071ouchies
>>205791033fever reducer should only be used if you're getting dangerously overheated. the fever is part of how your body kills pathogens, so suppressing it only prolongs the illness
>>205791060cute
>>205791060Is someone really going to eat 3 cups of rice at once though?
>>205791077kill you say?
wish i was charging my phone right now
>>205791024This wouldn't work since I have thousands of images, gif, and webms downloaded. It already takes too long to find the right one.
>>205791068what kind
>>205791050isn't that how africans cure hiv as well? who knew it worked for covid. they're so wise...
wish you were a real girl these days
>>205791093Sounds like a dream easily fulfilled
>>205790982blow up the whole folder and reinstall.
>>205791090I eat 1 cup (dry) which turns into a hefty amount, 4 cups I believe. It's a lot, but not a ton
>>205791091correct
/cum/ POLLwhat's the best song released this year
feel like this thing would be annoying to use
>>205791119I haven't heard any that I likeNot much good music comes out these days
>>205791119bar song(tipsy)?
>>205791111ive done that 3 times now
>>205791119definitely gotta be my boy kendrick followed by some tswift and maybe sabrina carpenter if i'm in the mood
>>205791137
>>205791119Charlixcx - 365
>>205791137Imagine listening to corporate "music". That shit is a product, not art
>>205791150products is a art
>>205791132what the hellhave you tried googling that
>>205791119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fTylzY3RsU
>>205791048you really need to go to the doctor. this has gone on too long to be muscle pain. i know, it's not your native country, and all the insurance stuff. but don't play around. this is either serious, and you'll thank japan for their medical care, or get a bill for being in good health.
>>205791119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvh-iW803bY
anyone joining vc
>>205791178Send me the link
>>205791048you might have something crazy going on like blood clots from your flight, so you should not ignore it
>>205791158wtf
>>205791174weird ass demonic costumes
>>205791191>>205791158What am I missing?
>>205791200It's a fly.
>>205791204a double shot of whiskey
>>205791204maybe you need to be on PC
how it feels to say i'll do the dishes tomorrow
>>205791204If you weren't a mobilefag, you'd have seen that the browser version actually has the webpage act tipsy for a second.
>>205791221what? what'd i do?
>>205791137unironically yes, but not the top 40 songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiALRpD0Ztg
what's the opposite of a wigger? bacist?
>>205791220>>205791215Woaaahhh okay I saw it when I tried it on my laptop. That shit would make me puke if I were sufficiently drunk
>>205790982You should download whatever this mod ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQOaaGLMfpA
>>205791223Why should I read this?
>>205791244a blonky
i dont get madi get even
>>205791244Uncle Tom?
really into this palette right now
>>205791251You can just skim it. It's just a bunch of accounts of how disgusting China was in the early 20th century. Much of what is said can still be applied to China today, if liveleak videos are accurate
>>205791272Cool.
>>205791266Reminds me of this moth
>>205791287he's really pretty
>>205791266it's a good one bro are you going to use it for your own art?
>>205791256Pieter Claesz - Still Life with Cotton Candy
>>205791236nothing
>>205791290I love his fur
>>205791214a demon fly
Trying to root my shitty tracfone, but I'm on the verge of giving up.USB port is fucked cause i used to work at a pizza place so it's full of semolina....
>>205791266love sunrise. when i was younger, i preferred the night. time to drink, dance, listen to music. i dislike the night now. feel sad and nervous when it's dark. when the sun rises, i feel like i can breathe again. everything's gonna be ok, and fun.
>>205791290my mom had a painting with a similar colour palette in the house when i was a kidwhat a strange madeleine de proust
>>205791292no i don't have any talent>>205791303he's a cool guy i'm sure the ladies love him i mean just look at him
>>205791345happy i could remind you of something from your childhood thank you for teaching me a new phrase
>>205791322A regular fly.
I'm gonna watch Jurassic ParkI've never seen it. My mom wouldn't let me watch it as a kid because it was "too scary" I loved dinosaurs as a kid (still do), she should have let me be scared
>>205791379me napping completely unbothered by everyone else's problems
>>205791385you'll love it.
>>205791349you can recognize palettes that's a good first step
>>205791174https://youtu.be/WK5Xe1SK0r8
>>205791390
>>205791405a classic
>>205791371thats what you think
https://youtu.be/Jr58Uf1srfo?si=hB6VEMg81Di932bt
>>205791417You're looking for a reason to project Christian imagery onto it.
>>205791420brianesque
>>205791420he kinda ate though
>>205791429ewwwwwwwwwww
>>205791424you're looking for a reason to cry about christianity
will stop spamming now
>>205791443You brought up demons where there are none.
>>205791427Ohhhh, is this show where the "Yo dog, I heard you liked penis, so you covered your house in penises!"meme came from
>>205791456oh yes there are
https://youtu.be/lGMetpD10gg?si=fqx-DKSixi5HcrdHI'm such a schadenfreude.I love watching videos of people having the worst day of their life and getting arrested for being an idiot
>>205791464Prove it.
/cum/ thoughts on Gurdjieff>Gurdjieff was a Russian philosopher, mystic, spiritual teacher, and composer of Armenian and Greek descent, born in Alexandropol, Russian Empire (now Gyumri, Armenia). Gurdjieff taught that most humans do not possess a unified consciousness and thus live their lives in a state of hypnotic "waking sleephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjyCtwc_vgo
>>205791474you will just have to take my word im an expert in demonology
>>205791473i can't do it i could never watch livepd or any of that stuff
>>205791427have you ever heard his actual music? i only heard it like ten years after knowing him from the showhttps://youtu.be/g5xJBKVGTGs
>>205791481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY
>>205791481brian...
evens i play rising storm 2 odds i goon
>>205791498See you in 3 hours.
>>205791503he got evens, dummy
>>205791503im going to sleep after rising storm 2 you will see me in 9 hours
>>205791498I saw a porn ad yesterday on xvideos that said "for real gooners only", I thought it was just a 4chan thing but apparently not
>>205791515It worked for both, dummy.>>2057915178 hours of Rising Storm 21 hour of sleep.
>>205791518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycft2j9dcz8
>>205791495oh no are we about to be spammed with fag porn...
>>205791518the term gooning appears to come from the gay community. based on wiktionary, the earliest reference they cite is from a Buzzfeed article about gay circlejerkshttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/jsherman/gay-men-mutual-masturbation-jack-off-groupswhich would make sense. the whole gooning thing migrated to 4chan from discord trannies; 4chan wasn't the point of origin
>>205791566>further proving that gays aren't health for society
>>205791566>the whole gooning thing migrated to 4chan from discord tranniesMore like metastasized to 4chan from discord trannies
damn I am thirsty
this lady is really naked in the ads. her whole shirt was off!
My appetite is fucked I can’t eat much food or I feel sick. Am I dying? I’m going to die on Christmas Day like George Michael, aren’t I?
>>205791635
>>205791642can i see it
>>205791652that doesnt solve my thirst problem
euro hours use to be so fun when russians posted here i use to spend all night baiting them
>>205791657only you can solve that problem i can't bring you a glass of water online
>>205791635got a bladder full of piss 4 u
>>205791662sounds boring
>>205791660do you look like that
>>205791680it wasnt boring THOUGH
>>205791668call uber jeets to send a skilled technician over to pour a glass of ganges water
>>205791662i miss their post-soviet generals, they really needed to chimp out and alienate themselves
you look like this
Shitting my bowels inside out while I gotta be at work in less than 25 minutes
>>205791654you know i can't. they're doing their own thing.
>>205791695Anon, it's almost 1am.
>>205791695call out sick dude
>>205791662i miss being able to do friendly banter with them and share cultural anecdotes before the war. now they're automatically deeply distrustful, or even hateful when they see the leaf flag
>>205791484Nigga is irrelevant now he’s doing random shows in German clubs and they have to put “(USA)” behind his name so zoomers know he’s a real n-word lol!
>>205791706
>>205791716LOL
i'm glad rap fell off
my toes feel like popsicles
>>205791744Raps never been more popular than it's ever been. Not sure what the fuck you're on about.
>>205791758put on some socks or slippers
>>205791759unc still thinks eminem is relevant
>>205791484>>205791716what's also funny is that i didn't organically find out about his music so long after because he was still relevant in any way. it's because i was watching the sopranos for the first time, which came out back when he was still kinda relevant; i found it in a time capsulehttps://youtu.be/P8i01bL9a8Q
>>205791758Piss on your toes.
>>205791751erm sir deers are not allowed in here
>>205791767Im WEARING socks
>>205791759not truehttps://www.newsweek.com/hip-hop-decline-music-billboard-1896490
>>205791795double up on the socks or put on some slippers i really like my electric blanket but just turn on your heat or something
>>205791779To be fair, Kamikaze was a great album, but I wasn't even thinking about Eminem. I'd prefer if punk, rock, and metal got their shit together, because I'm tired of niggers rapping about flexing and how hard they are in their mansions.
>>205791790
>>205791815this deer was interviewed after he was escorted out by security at the walmart and had this to say"one day deer and humankind will shop together in harmony, but today is clearly not that day'
>>205791834oh dear
alternatively, my socks also feel wet for some reason
>>205791844yes?
>>205791660Beautiful
>>205791852microwave them
Pink sock
>>205791892thinking about what the n stands for
>>205791815>>205791834>>205791865
>>205791744>>205791759https://youtu.be/ofp_ffk0LM4?si=ZZ3I040xmD1_KyTa
>>205791852like ur mom's pussy when she sees me
>>205791918if youre into menopausal women pushing 70, more power to you, my man
>>205791930Why is your mom 20 years older than my mom?
>>205791930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05vI3RkK0xw
>>205791937Im gonna go out on a limb and guess she was born 20 years before yours
>>205791924me staring at my black mirror laptop instead of a real window
>>205791917Shame about the sound mix being so loud, but he does have talent behind that cringe.
>>205791924deers are allowed to have doritos sometimes as a treat
>>205791944https://youtu.be/Ko5-F1My0-8?si=Klvs0hIqCC7wB6q6
wish i had some fried chicken right now
>>205791958those are MY doritos
>look at a US band's tour page>they're touring across the US>then they're going to Europe and fucking Australia>no Canadafuck off
>>205791952i don't know why this post was so funny to me
>>205791970You could have caught one of Taylor Swift's 6 consecutive Toronto shows
>>205791996no thanks
>>205791649Every time I stop or significantly decrease my eating my digestion improves Like if I eat a normal amount I feel constipated, bloated, or shitting my guts out, but if I fast I actually feel normalIt's all the additives and crap they put in our food I think...
>>205791960this matches my vibe right now thanks
>>205791981the truck says cum this is perfect
i can't even name any taylor swift songs and don't know why people care. i'm sure i've heard it as muzak in grocery stores or whatever but it's never been notable
>>205791970how hard is it for a leaf to come here for a show
>>205791924Deers and cows are creepy the way they stare at you intensely
>>205792020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsEZmictANA
>>205792020ROMEO, TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WE CAN BE ALONEILL BE WAITING ALL THERES LEFT TO DO IS RUNYOULL BE THE PRINCE AND ILL BE THE PRINCESSITS A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YES
>>205792027
it DO be like that
>>205791944>getting fucked feels like getting stabbed with a knifeis this true
Which one is it gonna be, /cum/boy?
>>205792052super cute
>>205792052That kid is my spirit animal.
>>205792062>people will still defend commiefornia
>>205792066What do I press for cum?Jokes on you, it's blue handle for everything.
>>205792096I can defend California while not agreeing with all of our politics.God I fucking love California. Yes, I live in SoCal. Yes, it's based.
>>205792050>even deer are getting more pussy than me
>>205792066i tried shitting in a squat toilet once when visiting east asia (when in rome). too weird...
So true bestie
>Yes, I live in SoCal
Back with another one of those block rockin BEATS
>>205792096canada is worsehttps://nationalpost.com/opinion/amy-hamm-this-fat-intersectional-feminist-insists-medical-care-is-a-human-rights-abuse
>>205792115You are brown
>>205792138I'm white, which it makes it better because I'm surrounded by hot Latina and Asian babes
>>205792133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVPHmok3hxA
>>205792136>BCThat's Canada's Commiefornia, not sure what you were expecting to prove.
>>205792052even little kids think that
>>205792096>""people""
>>205792151what does that make torono(silent 'T')?
I get a little rush of dopamine every time California is mentioned in /cum/
>>205792156I look like that
>>205792165NYC, along with Montreal being NYC French Edition.
>>205792176>>205792176>>205792176
Do any of you like saggy tits?
>>205792167It might be the easiest discussion to trigger here.
why is anyone surprised that babies like boobs? that's what boobs are primarily for; feeding babies. grown men who are still overly obsessed with them are literally infantile
>>205792189It is the biggest shithole of USA.
>>205792202But enough about Florida
>>205792208>Florida>shitholeThat's some Grade A cope from the Commiefornian.
