edition
youre welcome
conceptualizing a maccas run
>>205792904you fat bastid
got low iq me
>>205792931bad luck :(
>>205792931alri deegs
>>205792931ktim
>>205792953thinkign hurts my head:(
payday today get in
>>205792919*uuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp*
>>205792985A smooth £1500 into the current accountWe're eating good this weekend
Mad how it's all happening
The lads
I recently tried to join a boxing class to learn to defend myself.I went and signed all the forms, I don’t know why, but I feel like the coach had it in for me a bit because he said not to lie to him when I wrote I trained in a combat sport before (which I did for judo for a few weeks but ended up having to stop because it was too far away).He kind of berated me for coming to the Friday class when he said when we spoke previously on a Tuesday to come on Wednesday since Friday was his busiest class and he wouldn’t have as much time to give me for my first lesson.Anyway, the real problem arose when he said to pay for the month then and there. The thing is, I’m going on a holiday next week for about a week or so, I had just planned on joining and going for my first lesson before I went. Plus, my holiday timing coincided with his Christmas break time since he’s gone for most of the next week and a bit after.He didn’t like that. I do look like a nerd but I’m guessing I gave a flaky impression. He told me that if I want to join I need to be committed and not looking to just come and go whenever I want. He also said that I should have just came next week then if I was planning on taking a break and that boxing is dangerous and I need to be committed and that if I wasn’t ready to he committed I could join a gym which teaches boxing as a workout while he focuses on teaching people how to fight.I left after that but I also stated once again that I was committed but it was just bad timing but I don’t think he gave a shit.I’m planning on joining again in 2025, the issue is, what if he doesn’t take me and tells me off again saying some bullshit about commitment. I spent $50 on buying new equipment, I’m very committed, how the fuck would I argue my case?
>>205792985yes lad aha xdid some utterly exhausting overtime last month and it's paid off fortunately, my take home was double what it is normally
>>205793025blog on luh nikka
any gay homosexual niggas in?
>>205792866love comfy normie housing estates like this
>>205793092Horrible racist cunt
>>205793008>Putin Challenges West to 'High-Tech Duel' to Test Missile Defense
*poos pants*
just wanked
He’s sooooooooooo hot omg
just pooed my wank pants
>>205793106pistols at dawn
>>205793126I love how the right is trying to frame this as the left being pro-terrorism when Luigi murdered a high profile member of society of a corporation that actively deals with death while all chuds do is shoot children in a school or church.
>>205792971ya that's wha tall the atheists say
>>205793126he wont be after that jewfro grows out a bit in the clink
Why isn't there any ultra high production value porn that's basically a tv show except with detailed sex scenes With really good plot, interesting characters etc
last day before christmas and i'm also wfhshall be getting on boozeberg from about lunchtime
>>205793126Is that the New York mayor on the left lol??
last pissmas, i gave you my fartthe very next day, you said you were gay
>>205793174the last day before christmas is next tuesday mate
>>205793184Oh damn it is. Wonder why he was there. What a dumbass lol nothing better to do I guess I thought he was going to be arrested for corruption, surprised if hasn't happened yet
Somehow Peter Mandelson has returned
>>205793220not sure if you heard mate, but black people are infallible ok? being this bigoted in 2024 is not cool
done it again lads. fell asleep for 14 hours on accident x
see you later Fontaine..merry christmas...and a happy new year...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bW75OwVXZI
>>205793239no one thinks like this
The boys of the NY-pedo choirWere singing Poz-way BayAnd my arse was ringing outFor HIV
another incel chud day in my incel chud life
>>205793276hooting
>>205793289that you in the pic mate
My fav Xmas song is probably the Elton John one
>>205793231someone performed his summoning ritual but the question is what evil is he here to do before being banished to hell again
I've been out of work since September. It's been almost four months of countless hours spent staring at the screen, scrolling down job boards and sending one application after another. Out of all the applications I sent, I had three interviews, normally I just receive 'thanks, but you're not successful at this stage' if I even get a response. The jobs I've been applying for are within customer service, and sales but no luck. mainly entry-level positions. This is not meant to be a rant, I just want to find out how are people finding the job market in 2024 (I'm based in Birmingham). I'm close to draining all my savings, about to travel to see family over Christmas and face their judgemental looks, the most wonderful time of the year, ey? Anyhow, am I the only one or has anyone else experienced this before?
>>205793289the internet is making you retarded
Diego, thoughts on how father Christmas gets down a chimney smaller than himself? Magic door keys used instead? What's your take here?
>>205793316I’ve been out of work for over 5 years now quit your bitching
>>205793316you haven't been applying all day every day though have you? you've sent a few applications a week then just spent the rest of your time wanking and playing paradox games
>>205793316See a recruiter, asap. And bs experience.
why did them mad lads carry them stones and put them there then
>>205793306err no... x
does anything actually happen if this yankoid shutdown bill doesnt pass?
Put your hands up for DetroitI love this city
>>205793367we all get gfs
rorke, come in rorke, overrorke can you hear me, overrorke your time is up, over
>>205793367pretty sure its actually shut down properly before and precisely nothing happened. they're obviously not going to let the country switch off are they
name's gnomke, gnomke jungleheart
Everyting gonna be alree
>>205793367no this happens at least once a year
>>205793367No
>>205793017absolutely grim, genuinely a worse thing to happen to england than barratt boxes and small boats
feeling good, looking good. the fit
rorke, come in rorke, overwe're losing your transmission rorke, rorkerorke your time is up, over
>>205793430bet youre going to shag it up its stuffing hole
weeing some poo out of my bum
one day you're the cock of the walkthe next, a feather duster
reckon most people have watched animal porn once or twice out of curiosity
rorkoids in spacerorkoids in spa-a-ace
>>205793469Used to be legal beastiality including the porn until 2006 in the Netherlands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upnlYagCipI
>>205793469saw a webm once of a man fucking a mare and she genuinely orgasms and starts contracting around him
>>205793469>>205793480>>205793492
>>205793492What no way, did he have a large penor? If he can make a horse cum with a normal dick there might be hope for us yet boys
why the fuck are you guys taking the perp walk photo as an opportunity to be racist against east asians? wtf do we (as a halfie) have to do with anything
>>205793469remember when the first smartphones came out some lad had a video of a horse shagging a woman that he showed everyone. quite weird looking back
>>205793514fucking retard
Where’s mousey?? :£
>fucking, retard
me: man what a cinematic looking photo, that perp walk photo. he looks like justin timberlake or somethingsome guys in /brit/: no fucking asians in that photo, fuck it looks good (aussie: aay spot on my man, fuck they look so good with no asians)alright i guess i'm not one of you, i'll just go fuck myself then eh
>>205793529Do you have a peng hapa sister?
>>205793559the story of your birth
>>205793544remember when you would find random people with bluetooth open in the early days of smartphones and would send them photos of tubgirlwas funny hearing them accept then react to it in public ngl
>>205793552Busy looking at animal porn
managed to find the webm in the archivescan't link it tho can i
>>205793565no i don't. so i've answered your question. please come up with something for >>205793560>>205793529 because i'm asking a very valid question. unless you weren't one of the ones being racist.
>>205793567snorkeling
watching a 7 and a half hour youtube video about The Witch
>>205793585is your penis above 5 inches yes or no
stopping asian hate
>>205793600mine isn't, mine is 4.5x4.25" erect
>>205793529>halfiektim
>>205793600Mine is literally just above 5 inches
The Hapa Fanny
>>205793600>>205793602stop betraying your own countryman (me) while replying to dogshit american posts. if one of you is the one of replied to the american earlier on you should truly go fuck yourself
>>205793544someone at my school used to have hundreds of them on his phone and randomly bluetooth them to people, he was a strange lad reallyreckon he posts here these days
Dead quiet at toil todayJust gonna ignore emails and do some comfy posting of invoices all day
mad how my willy is decently sized but i don't have a shred of confidence so it's all for naught
>>205793645Hiiiii Martin, it's Linda
Well rorke?
if you need it
>>205793665who fed that thing after midnight?
>>205793654pics? xYou should sign up to shag /our girl/ lily.
>>205793645*crumples up your post and throws it in the bin*
>>205793665Why can’t I blame both?
>>205793634IS YOUR PENIS ABOVE FIVE INCHES YES OR NO
>>205793654mine is actually in an upper percentile of length but in a very low percentile of girth making it a bit comical
made a rare toil appearance yesterday and got all the juicy drama. now to hide for 3 months
Cold out.
>>205793634Jesus Christ Elliot it's only a bit of banter
literally why work when we've made a breakthrough in quantum computing and aliens are visiting?
>>205793692alri spaghetti lad
>>205793677but where's sex on the phone hotline
>>205793692Mind if I call you Biro?
Shower. Costa run. Wash bedsheets. Post on brit.
>>205793677this is a tricknever call these numbers
>>205793665billionaires brought the immigrants in the first place
>>205793731why not chat to a cute girl in costa instead
i have the swollen mottled face of an alcoholic
>>205793762alri sir alex lad
Voted Reform but l dont like the Farage/Trump/Musk situation
>>205793754There are no cute girls in CostaNot mine anywayI live in an affluent area, mostly older people
I think people think I'm on meth someetimes because of my scabby face and nervous demeanor but I just have severe anxiety ocd and dermatillomania
feeling like mike.
>>205793677leave it on reddit next time
>>205793816alri monsters inc lad
im naughty
I met mike wazowski once at a village fete and he looked like this
havent been to the gym since april
>>205793164actual rightoids love him thoughyou're thinking of paid shills like ben shapiro and matt walsh who are massively out of touch with even their own audiences on this issue
>On Sunday, Ukraine's defence intelligence unit said communication issues had resulted in North Korean soldiers accidentally firing on a Russian battalion, killing eight.
>>205793957go tell your friends
>>205793677not a chance im going to talk to some stranger over the phone whod just rat me out
Dave Benson Phillips' chocolate homunculus
>>205794004Make it Lou Diamond Phillips and we're on
>>205794004make it Lily Phillips and we're on
>110 gb update for stalker 2take the piss
>>205794004Male it Trevor Philips and we're on
*males it*
>>205794067Probably all just big huge textures that I'll put at 50% scale anyway
>>205794127i haven't touched it since launch
One of the most annoying things about Indians is how they call everyone broI'm not your bro you smelly animal
WOAT
you know im just kiddini am so pleased for us ALL to be happy and freeeeeeeeee
I'm sorry but I do believe Americans didn't vote for a president Musk
luigi mansioni
this is my life today
sir erm idk
>>205793126Prison really does raise the testosterone
insanely grim that video of lily philips and the other blonde one opening the door to that house and every single bloke there to run a train through them is a roadman
cunts here all day every day rather impressive if it wasn’t so sad
>>205793992seething lmao
so you’re telling me seaside fucking mark somehow managed to get back with Helen for Christmas and yet here i am still fucking dumped and all alone
>>205794495nun she cud do
>>205794496this is my social media x
Is it illegal to be a paedophile? like, noncing kids and looking at cp is illegal for good reason and we all know that, but is it a crime to simply exist as a nonce? Say you went up to a police officer and said I am a paedophile and attracted to kids, would he arrest you for it?
>>205794512desu just says how desperate the mandem is for some pussy lmao
>>205794547ice dweller moment
>>205794547why not try it and find out instead of asking time wasting irrelevant questions here?
>>205794506they're just friends they've literally never had sex. they go for a carvery then mark is home eating a curry on his own by 8pm
time to switch to firefox lads
>>205794619still more than i have mate
>>205794681and why is that?
>>205794681have you tried to get a fat female friend yourself?
>>205794680Firefox has never let me down
>>205794506>>205794619Incel bores rimming the fat stinky arse hole of a dosser Fuck off back to /britfeel/
sucking a covfefe
>>205794680use brave, firefox eats memory at least for me
>>205794690been dumped lad
>>205794547um
I lied lads the coffee is too hot waiting for it to cool down
>>205794809what did you do wrong?
slow old day todayfinal working friday of the year thought everyone would be dossing and shitposting
>>205794840told a police officer I was a paedophile and got arrested
GET. YOUR. COVID. BOOSTER.
I HATE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205794841too many grumpy buggers in today trying to ruin the good vibes
>>205794840lots of things lad but we live and we learn still hate myself intensely every day for it
Coffees good today
animals are beautiful because they're actually alivehumans are zombies basically corpses animated by demons
whatdid rorke learn at school today?that's what the teachers used to saybut they don't know, don't understand, do they?
>>205794950What about pets?
Another coffee, don't mind if I do.
If it's a good cause, show diversity.If it's a bad cause, show a white man.
Put some chilli flakes in my meal yesterday and fuck me, great way to clear out the colon that's all I can say.
Any toilsmen in?
>>205794968some of them are angels
Sir Covid Booster
Really struggling to wrap my head around the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, lads
>>205795157just don't worry about it
Sir Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 Investigator
>>205795189investigate why you never leave your smelly bedroom instead
extremely strange thread
Shan't be doing any toil today
downloaded that Indiana jones game and got bored after 10 mins just can’t be fucking arses with games anymore
>>205795347Toiling like a madman me
>>205795379same time goes too quick now and I never feel like time spent on a game was worth it. *settles in for my 12 hour /brit/ shift*
I STINK
fed up of retarded delivery drivers failing to deliver my parcel to the correct address. Fucking low iq mongs can’t complete a simple task
>>205795395that's a lot of keys
Absolutely mental how Britain's biggest ad agency is run by Jews, would never have guessed really
>You will never know the absolute kino that was driving down a dark Nevada highway at night in your 1998 Toyota Tacoma, flipping on the radio, lighting a cigarette, and hearing this man's voice post theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q584ITNJIPQ
>>205795427Has ur dildo gone to the wrong address?
>>205795429In the process of moving house so I've got two different sets right nowA literal pain in the arse
this weekend is the last time she could realistically come back or even make contact. After this weekend chances will drop to near zero
>>205795379Try any good games?
Some lad just gone done over on /bharat/, he called a girl in a webm "chammar goblina" and someone replied"don't introduce your entry to the thread"Sent that freak flying
Right well that's me done
>>205795447Listen to it while I'm having a wank sometimes
>>205795506what a cunt
>>205795498What happened next
>>205795506kek. they really think you're a bigot for wanting to out your penis in a female not frotting with an inverted cock
>>205795518I have these vague, fleeting memories of listening to Art in the car with my dad. Asked him about that and he didn't even know that Art had died a few years ago. Very sad
>>205795157Would be hard to wrap your little head around boeing 777
>>205795432So what?
>>205795545I replied "sent that freak flying". The other guy replied in some sort of gibberish, presumably hindi.
Sir Tranny Shagger
watched Road to Perdition last night
>>205795447>a dark Nevada highway at nightwow
>>205795558You really think that’s his screenshot?
one last work shift until i'm toil free for 2 weeks
>>205795639kino
Is Germany dangerous?
>>205795680Been toil free for 5 years
wish i was a hobbit
https://www.reddit.com/user/gorgeous_fornicatrescor blimey
>>205795695you sure that's not a dark nevada highway during the day? it's kind of hard to tell
>The English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP) has gathered more than 1,300 signatures from local residents demanding that Brighton and Hove City Council does “everything in its power to protect sex workers in the city and use whatever influence it has to push for decriminalisation of sex work nationally”.
>>205795447Candy Cane?
>>205795506bloke with his willy chopped off having a melty when another bloke doesn’t want to shag his arse
>>205795701carrots should be roastedand shouldn't be "baby" carrots
>>205795780I'd fuck the one at the bottom and pay around £40 for the privilegethe rest, no thanks
>>205795780Is it just the ones holding the sign that are prozzards? Both grim desu. It should be legalised thoughever.
lol I had to wait 27 minutes for jeet customer support agent but I didn’t reply in 4 minutes he ended the fucking chat
just watched the racismlad director's cut of boyz n the hood :)
>>205795780Bearded one on the bottom right with the brown jacket is a woman, a 'trans man' if you will, who campaigns for young confused girls to have their puberty blocked and their genitals mutilated and for the state to fund it.
Me? The rare principled libertarian.
>>205795780>outlaw povertyi know povvos aren't nice to look at but it's a bit extreme to start locking them up
>>205795885Libertarianism is a great ideology in a small homogenous pre industrial society of Anglo Saxon Protestants It’s civilisational suicide in the neo liberal interconnected globalist world we live in today where we are ruled over by billionaires and technocrats
>>205795924Well it's a good thing libertarianism condones individual and collective discrimination which would allow the formation of exclusive societies.
aghs ulat dasr inta osey
>>205795946Too bad our leaders don’t allow us to form close knit self sufficient mini societies of our own You’re part of this multicultural hyper capitalist global empire whether you like it or not, libertarianism is just enabling it.
>>205795839>It should be legalised thoughever.disgusting vile pervert
>>205795952Was just saying this down Scope
>>205795969>our leaders don’t allow us to form close knit self sufficient mini societies of our ownisn't this an argument for MORE libertarianism?they SHOULD allow us to form our own societies (providing no rights are being violated)
>>205795969>libertarianism is just enabling itWhat libertarianism?
Spastic is a very funny word
>>205795839Prostitution is legal here you Americanised cretin
>>205795975why is it your business (or that of the government) what consenting adults do behind closed doors?
>a niche ideology which exists mainly on obscure internet forums is to blame for societies ills
>>205796051you are an abomination
when i was with the ex we used to walk absolutely everywhere, barely used the car and always got my 10k steps in now i never walk anywhere and always drivetoo self conscious to be seen walking by myself
>>205796035You know exactly what I mean you spastic
Cheeky minor promotion with very slightly more money and much more work to do secured
>>205796020Yeah but you don’t get that by voting for the Libertarian Party or self identifying as one You get that via forcing concessions from the people who rule over you or removing them from power altogether. You can’t vote your way out of this.>>205796022Libertarians frequently call for an increase to the power of corporations and billionaires and a decrease in controls of the economy designed to protect the interests of the common man. They are also generally against institutions such as the church and liberal on social issues. The ideology in the 21st century is essentially let the moneyed class do whatever they want and have no moral standards apart from the obvious (rape, murder etc). Tbf that lad did say he was a principled libertarian but my point stands.
>>205796104AEW mentioned
don't know what libertarian means thought they were them what like books just like pints and footy me
>>205796099no I don’t you’ve been caught out as a terminally online retard that doesn’t even know the laws of his own country you’ll be complaining about the embargo on cuban cigars next or talking about open carry laws
you’ve been caught out as a terminally online retard that doesn’t even know the laws of his own country
>>205796114>Libertarians frequently call for an increase to the power of corporationsYou don't know what you're talking about.Corporations are antithetical to libertarianism and free markets. Read a book.
*reads a book*
>>205796159I was talking about the modern brand of libertarian in the 21st century. Read my post.
>>205796141I know the laws well for obvious reasons. Yes you can shag a prozzard but if it turns out more than one girl was using the premises that's a brothel, which is illegal, and the police can raid it and make your life miserable. Multiply this by 1000 if there's any suggestion the girls were 'trafficked' which can basically mean anything.
>>205796182*gets bored after half a page*
>>205796209We were talking about prostitution (exchange of money for sex), not brothels.
>It's not illegal to smoke weed>No it's just illegal to grow it, import it, sell it, advertise it, basically anything else>So it's totally legal then
>>205796250Execute all druggy mongs.
>>205796090
>>205796250to smoke it you need to be in possession of it a priori so therefore it is illegal to smoke it
>>205796281This dude really jumped off the face of the earth didn't he
>>205796114>you don’t get that by voting for the Libertarian Party or self identifying as oneThis argument that you should vote against your principles or desired policies because voting FOR them doesn't get them, is bizarre. It's like the cunts who say "haha you voted for less immigration, but there is now more, you idiot!"So we should've voted for more if we wanted less?
it’s summer 2018you just watched England smash Sweden in the quarter finals One kiss starts playing
>>205796289what about second hand inhalation?
>>205796349You're arguing with an idiot btw, don't bother.
>>205796281it absolutely isyou are a vile disgusting abominationtherefore your opinions on law and human behavior should NEVER be heededit's very simple
I love posting in Bharat
>>205796349You shouldn’t vote more because our establishment clearly doesn’t listen. IE, the example of immigration you used. No one has ever voted for more immigration and every opinion poll has asked for less yet more than a quarter of our population now are of foreign origin. In an ideal society voting would be fine, but it doesn’t work anymore. Other solutions are required. That’s on you and your libertarian chums to figure out how to do. Although in a post covid world it’s all up in the air.
sitting with my legs crossed like i'm so kind of batty boy faggot
>>205796351Didn't watch it, went to Glasgow with a lass, got sunburnt, had a peng curry and then shagged her all night, one of the best days of my life desu
>>205796351watched it on my own in my smelly bedroom same as every match
>Make one post mentioning a political movement>Leave the thread for half an hour>Come back to see everyone arguing about it
>>205796375>you are a vile disgusting abominationbecause i believe in freedom?no, it's not an argumentit's an opinion, that is based on fuck allyou silly fool
>>205796450it's crazy how much you pull the strings round here
It’s impossible to get a good job as a white straight man.
>Two men have been charged over a fight with police at Manchester Airport which happened before an officer was filmed stamping on a suspect's head.>Brothers Mohammed Amaaz, 20, and Muhammed Amaad, 25, have been charged with two counts of assault, the Crown Prosecution Service said.about time
>>205796450done this once or twice before myself and it always makes me chucklevery very difficult to do intentionally but it's fun to watch autistic spackers row over the internet
>>205796450I do this all the time, love a bit of shit stirring
>>205796460you are a pervert whoremonger pig scum faggot and you should never be allowed to make decisions which affect the lives of women and childrenyou shouldn't even be discussing such things
>>205796416Democracy doesn’t work (according to you) but neither does anything else. Should we all just live in a Russia-China lite state or in small communal tribes where democrazy does work?
>>205796473>I don't care if he's Muhammed Amaad Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
Sucking a bbc
>>205796473only happened because Reform started a private prosecution
homealoneeveryfridaynight
>>205796564>private prosecutionSorry, what the heck is that?
>>205796567that's my name
>>205796473So why did they fight with the police?
>>205796586hello, homealoneeveryfridaynight
>>205796603hello, anonymous
>>205796589because leftypol and leftypol institutions have spent decades telling these animals they can do whatever they fuck they want without reprisal
90% of dudes look at this photo and go: "hell yeah"
>>205796533>you are a pervert whoremonger pig scum faggotbecause i don't think someone should be arrested if they didn't violate anybody's rights?you want people arrested, by force, for engaging in a deal that both parties willingly agreed towhy? because of your feelings?grow the fuck up
>>205796589police came to arrest them because they'd been fighting with people in the airport and they assaulted the police, broke a policewoman's nose
>>205796640>>205796640>>205796640
>>205796624That’s all well and good but why did the fight start?
>>205796633evil demon pigwe will get rid of your kind forever