edition
dey squeakin, dem jordans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-d8Zqiidh8
>Man dies on courthouse steps 'after being shot by wife at conclusion of divorce hearing'
non early new >>205811065>>205811065>>205811065
>>205811112fuck off
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What the fuck Janny
Good man janny
is this the thread?
Feels like he's out of ideas desu
They hit Firefox
evens and i pop to spar for some biscuits
>poo smells
>>205811518hit brave browser toono worries lad the good guys will have it working again soon
>>205811518thats out of order those little pricks. wat nou?
>>205811518Got this in Brave today for the first time ever. Signing out of my account fixed it, but obviously not ideal.
REMINDER: THIS THREAD IS MONITORED BY MI5, GCHQ, NCA AND THAMES VALLEY POLICE!
gentle reminder
>signing in to ytfucking state of it
>>205811609You've never had sex.
>>205811609>not having a watch later playlist of hundreds of videos to waste your life watchingomds
gary barlow
>>205811522that's me offif i dont tell you what biscuits i got in 30 minutes, add me to the picture with mihai and that other lad
>>205811607this is our home country not a fucking charity sick of brown cunts coming here to leech of our system cause they can’t build a functional civilisation
I pay for YouTube Premium
>>205811639WRONG>>205811652bookmarks init
>>205811518not for me
going to bed when l finish this vape
>>205811666Blame Boris Johnson
here they are, all the lads
>>205811666my mates a dentist and he says he gets at least 2 brown cunts every day who don't speak a single word of English and he has to communicate with them through google translate and it takes agesthe fuck are these worthless cunts here for
>>205811545I refreshed and it went away
>>205811666you're getting waco'd on christmas eve by GCHQ for those digits and post content
On the toilet. Wearing my housecoat backwards so I stay warm while I try to poo (keep coughing and ending the poo process prematurely)
>>205811052first one to actually get a giggle from me
>>205811518this happened before but I refreshed a few times and it went away
>>205811597and me
>>205811720oh and they're on bennies of course
off out to the social club with dad lads he’s my best friend you see
>>205811720>>205811666racist cunts. fuck off
>>205811777sounds nice mate
>>205811607my rebuttal is in two parts:1. Fuck off2. We're full
well lads you on there
Rorke shut your shagging gob you fucking cunt, you dampen the mood everytime you post your imaginary reminders, take your dysgenic, inbred pale face and go shag a bag of fish and chips
This is the easiest and most connected time in our species history. Women are generally more lost and idiotic than they have ever been, and need a man to set them straight. You have access to all manner of guides and information on how to succeed. You can chat to women miles away before even meeting them through the wonders of modern technology. This is the easiest time in history to find a woman. If you are still an incel ghoul despite all this then you may not deserve to pass your genetics on.
>>205811663grab us a pack of hobnobs mate
>>205811777never been mates with my dad. don't see him as a friend or talk to him ever. just a cunt who i never liked or got on with and i don't want to.
>>205811799My mum is lmao
>>205811768He takes their money he's got no reason to moan
>>205811777gilmore girls but it's called gilmore gays and it's about you and your dad doign hardcore gay sex up the poo chute
nothing but beeps and boops for three days
>>205811799I was using hashcat to try crack a password. Estimated like 200 years or something.
>>205811545>hit brave browser tooworks on my machine
>>205811518mental that twitch somehow killed off adblocker forever and yt still can't do it after all these years lmao
Large pizza, garlic bread, and cookies ordered. oh its gonna be lush x
>>205811846Don't be at that. Gilmore girls is class and dads are good lads
>>205811720boils my blood not even skilled immigrants either most of the bastards I see are little indian smelly goblins that look like they’ve been plucked straight from the ganges or black as 3 in the morning africans actually just taking hominids from the darkest depths of the third world and putting them in our towns for no reason.
sad how the shaggers will be on a rampage in the town 2nite so it'll be quiet as a quiet thing 2nite x
The brown people will leave if you stop paying them and housing them I'm really supposed to believe that 100 years of successive governments have refused to do this? To what end?
about to spend another friday night spent with you fucksyou better not act like runts tonight
yt is a bit grim now, the asmr wives rarely upload
*changes my password to 'password1'*hehe good luck cracking that
Watching a live stream of people ice staking in America for some reason …
>>205811887leave it on reddit next time
>>205811891probably because it was shit
Time for some Chinese, a thc edible and gonna stick on It
>>205811799>liverpool>arsenal>chelsea>footballAnother reminder that Man Kicked Ball rules this country
Just don't my first poo of the week. Haven't eaten all week you see. Absolutely flat as a fucking board now. Makes me wanna go gym when I'm healthy again.
GO ON HOME ENGLISH TOURISTS GO ON HOMEDON'T YOU HAVE FUCKING BEACHES OF YOUR OWN?FOR 800 YEARSWE SUFFERED WITH YOUR BEERSAND WE'LL SUFFER YOUR CUSTOM NO MORE
>>205811887why do yanks have to mythologise everything? did this shit with george floyd too.
>>205811916link so I can wallow
this password talk reminds me of a devious plan I once had to make a "test your password strength" website and then just steal all the passwords that get inputted.
>>205811901saw one of these on the road last year and the gf couldn't understand why I was so excited
>>205811945I literally just got on what
>>205811518>click x>can watch video like normalok
Come out you blacks and trans, come out and fuck me like a man
>>205811979the canadian schizo obsessed with spainnonce is here
nth for the gyaldem
>>205811969it's reddit (incel central) so they mythologise everyoneeven though the shooter was mostly right-wing they still have to pretend he's one of them because they're obsessed with optics and wanting to be the "cool kids" they never were
>>205811974YouTube “bank of America winter village skatecam”
>>205811881contradiction. that show is literally misandrist
I HATE the gyaldem
>>205811976It really is an incredible car, probably the best looking car ever made along with the Ferrari F40
cannot believe there are still people twitter
I hope he gets his money back
>>205812020corr luv to drag my cock across that face
>>205812033madman
>>205812022>they still have to pretend he's one of themOne of whom you fucking eejit, you generaliser, you unexperienced shame of your family? There are retards like you on reddit as well. How can you live being ao bitter?
>>205812062people who follow celebrity gossip have low IQ, study finds
>>205812096Does the queen count as a celebrity?
>>205812026So? Someone can be of high quality irrespective of its message.
>>205812142why are you being such an aggressive cunt?
750ml of paix dieu down the hatch
I coulda been someone
uc workcoach has fucking done me in, called me on my bullshit now im facing sanctions
>>205812033That's insane
Would heem this little Irish twink
Are sunni muslims the biggest zogbots on earth?
>>205812177strong stuff that
In case any of you were interested. Pretty interesting stuff
>>205812175Because rorke>>205812186What's uc? What did you do? What sanctions are you facing?
>>205811887Reckon you could get done for inciting violence or something for that over here
>>205812032luv ur gyallydemmies x>>205812068>>205812073duality of leaf
Sir Gladimhere Putitin
>>205812186I haven't been in to a meeting, answered a phone call or checked the journal in months, they keep paying me, which is nice. Hopefully I'll get a job in January.
Mad how lefties cope by telling themselves that the Trump shooter (an ugly left-wing incel who donated to Biden, wore a mask, and literally tried to kill Trump) was right-wing whereas the CEO shooter (a hot right-wing chad whose twitter account was run of the mill IDW and Ted K type of stuff) is actually left-wingThey just run with it and tell themselves it's true lol
>>205811906Trade them in for younger models
>>205812263CORRR nice oneSir Fear Farmer has been my most succesful so far
>>205811901the new supra looks so shit
>>205812263more of a Jizza Corrbyn man myself
love it when someone replies to me but accidentally quotes the wrong person and i simply ignore them, then they try to (You) me by saying ">xxx meant >>yyy" but I ignore that too kek too late sucka ain't acknowledging you
hawk tuah girl has killed herself LOL
>>205812303can't find any new ones mate, yt search is beyond shit`
Sir Soogs Poster
>>205812302mad how much of an americanised little weirdo you are give your head a wobble cunt
>>205812326braces are my fetish
Knife Attack in Croatia
What websites are people using that still let you have passwords like 'football'
>>205812330source?
>>205812318meanwhile in reality you read every single word of their post and sit there seething cos you'd been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_8KX7pCFIg
>>205812186condolences matehad a call earlier and completely blagged it. great liar me>>205812272kek bet you have some absolute gorillanigger as your case worker who doesn't understand what she's reading or know how to use a computer
>>205812385>>1369686
>>205812302When workers strike in solidarity of Occupied Palestine, or to demand better working conditions, or when they rise up against a fundamental policy (taxes, restrictions and so on) that is what is the crucial part, not how they identify as.
Sir Beer Drinker
>>205812326Great post
10 x 2 + 8 = ?
Sir Hawk Tuah
big plastic bowl of pesto pasta for tea
>Belgians
>>205812326anyone whos had braces knows this isnt true
>>205812393Got a really nice white women.
>>205812473You drink tea with your lunch?
the lad
PROPER mood swings tonight boys
>>205812508Done the fucking Roark cunt
>>205812523she was genuinely beautifulcuck if you wouldn't
>>205812549you on the blob?
>>205812552Not really, I am rorke. Top yourself.
>>205812388doesn't matter how i feel, all that matters is that you believe i ignored you because i couldn't care less about you. chad move.
THAT WAS NOT SOYA MILK
how come lads much less attractive than me and you have gfs?
>>205812582Could be that time of month.
>>205812655because they are not absolute losers like you
>>205812655ask a woman
Gavlebocken still standing ffs
>>205812655They tried, did you?
Mad how literally everything to do with Christ is beautiful and lovely and fills everyone with hope and love and everything to do with Mohammed is the exact opposite.
>>205812616You are rorke TOO, and apparently but not surprisingly you are as thick as a brick. You killed the other rorke's racist assumptions and delusions about "comptency crisis" *wink, wink* and his general deducing ability.
>>205812704As a high value male women should be pursuing ME not the other way around
>>205812724what about the crucifixion? pretty grim no?
>>205812728bore off
>>205812704i've never actually tried tbfdon't really know how to
>>205812655Every bird I've ever been with has been asked why they're with me when they're so far out of my league. Some even asked directly in front of me lol.
from spitting on dicks to committing mass fraud to a mysterious "suicide"
>>205812760I'll bore your sphincter
>>205812778Just say 'ayy bby u want sum fuk?'.
Christmas card from David Lammy
>mumberg bullies me for being fat>mumberg buys food with an expiry date of 1 day because she got a good deal>mumberg refuses to eat it >I end up eating it>mumberg chastises me for my gluttony>the cycle continues in perpetuity anyone else a victim
>>205812757>Forgives a sinner on the cross, granting him peace>Soldiers are so moved by His sacrifice that they climb up and give Him sustenance and then mercy kill Him>Saves the eternal lives of all who love HimBeautiful.
>>205812833I don't think I've ever been 11 stone in my life
>>205812813Good one.
>>205812781not sure whats the best way to reactI'd just go "yeah i wonder that too haha shes so beautiful isnt she"
>>205811597and Cheshire police after that report in about Adam tonight
>>205812813You sure? He's probably not a 10 year old girl so not your type
on the wine
>>205812857also died in agony
>>205812833I am a massive fat cunt, can't blame anyone else at this point
Truly this was the Son of God.
>>205812898Never really needed to react. Every last one of them tore into the question-asker for asking such a question, regardless of whether I was there or not.
wretch up a big slimey loogie on that fanny
fuck's sake. just what we bloody need
a lot of your are porn addicts i reckon. Kick that naughty habit
>>205812473it lush it bloody lush
>>205812965we were always brown mate, deal with it
the female version is called cuckqueaning>LIZ JONES: Like Lilly Jay, I was publicly cuckolded by my husband and fought back. That's why I know exactly what will happen now to Wicked Ariana Grande and her ginger nut new love Ethan Slaterhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14214253/Lilly-Jay-Ariana-Grande-Ethan-Slater.html
>>205812965worlds gone topsy turvy
>>205812326Willy twitched at this and it twitches at nothing these days
creationism and intelligent design are so aburdI mean evolution has already disproved intelligent design
>>205813012see >>205813002
the BBC presents:the original inuits
>>205812904dunelm
has anyone seen my mysterious amulet?
>>205813047waiting for the Irish to present a good post
>>205813066you will be waiting QUITE some time indeed my friend
>>205812704genuinely have no idea how to meet or talk to women
>>205812032
>>205812965Read the article, it is an amulet from 230 AD found in a grave with a Christian inscription that shows Christianity was in Roman occupied Germany earlier than was previously thought.This in no way “rewrites history”. Fucking clickbaiting journos.
>>205813066He's Greek
>>205813113imagine her mascara running whilst you fuck her throat
>>205812965i can tell you right now that this is a nothingburgera nowt butty, some might say
at the social club lads dad isn’t here yet and it’s packed inside the concert room and I’m squashed between old dears
three (You)s in a row, on fire tonight lads
> The Ivory Bangle Lady is a skeleton found in Sycamore Terrace, York in 1901.[1] She was a high-status adult female, potentially of North African descent, who died in York in the 4th century AD.[2] Her skeleton was found with bracelets, pendants, earrings, beads as well as a glass jug and mirror.[3] She appears to have originally been from North Africa.[4]LOL! RORKE BTFO!
Chinky*? Delivered Beers? PouredHappy Friday lads*mean this in a food way, not a racist way. Love the orientals, me
>>205813144there's a video of that, she's a very awkward shagger
>>205812952good on themif you're not much of a looker how do you pull fit girls? are you tall? big willy?
>>205813164will there be a band?
no booze for me tonight de lids
might be time for my first beer in my new flat
>>205812965Where is Indiana Jones?
>>205813168Congratulations
>>205813194grim working class runt
its called cutlery because you use it to cut things
>>205813215get in lad>>205813217get in lad
>>205813183love girls with a bit extra
getting bummed by a gang of extremely well-endowed black men as it were
>>205813194don't like spring rolls desuwhat's in them? duck?
>>205813233cheers mate, you give and you get (check em)
>>205813212yeah mate
>>205813129>Uhmmm, AKSCHUALLY
Big black hands clamping onto your hips like a bear trap
Raw next question
need prawn crackers banned, they're shit and I've never seen someone eat them without making the loudest noise since krakatoa
>>205813209Both, but I'm just a funny guy mostly. Nobody fancies me til they know me.
*looks around the concert room and realises I’m the youngest here by about 40 years*sad but this is my life now ive been dumped and i need to accept that
rip lad>Woman, 30, who knifed her 19-year-old 'friend with benefits' in back with scissors after he stormed out following drunken row is jailed for a yearhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14214747/Woman-knifed-friend-benefits-scissors-drunken-row-jailed.html
>>205812833government must step in
would you rather have a 5/10 gf or a 10/10 sister that you shag
>>205813230he's in my xbox doing side quests for nuns
>>205813373I endorse this desu
>>205813373extremely based post
wee wee then bed time for me x
>>205813361height and willy size?
>>205813318yeah she kinda ugly but she's one of the only trannards that fucks girls and shows her full face and body so she's unironically of the best in the game right now
any women left who haven't been bogged?
>>205813126most mannish frame i've ever seen
Love smart women x
>type irish into porn site>only american "irish" girls>no actual irish lasses getting drilled>leave disappointedwon't be wanking tonight
>>205813318<3
do something mental right now
>>205811826you asked far too latei have returned and after tense negotiations, i have secured us a pack of spar chocolate cookies as well as a bonus reeces peanut butter bar of chocolateanother win for the /brit/ boys
>blokes in makeup and dresses??>get this, they’re actually PENG!!!!happened to this place? I don’t want to see man faced specky linebacker built males trying to look like cute womenalmost as bad as the incels here who talk about shagging “twinks” but you can see through their charade, they are just so desperately lonely and hopeless with women they are beginning to fantasise about boys
>WHAM!'s Last Christmas has been crowned UK Christmas Number for a second year running, making Official Chart History George Michael sang on it.
>>205813525batman
>>205813464Tried this once and it was just something along the lines of "irish women's get blacked in her boyfriend's own bed"grim
>>205813518dont like thembut i will be taking them anyway so that you cant have any
>>205813464I find it hard to believe there are absolutely 0 irish gals in porn
>>205813523it's 2-3 dedicated postersthe main one even does it at bizarre morning hours before he has to clock in for toil the ghoulish freak
quite bizarre that labour have done a 180 on literally everything they promised and they're still top of the polls
>>205812833just get on wegovy£300pm is expensive but it will fix your life forever
>>205813428Private information. Both in the top .5 percentile though.
>>205813559easy come easy go. that's all part of being in the /brit/ politics game.wait until mousey is leader, the mouse pack faction will come for you then.
>>205813587>labour have done a 180 on literally everythingJust a lie on your part isn't it Don't use long words you don't understand the meaning of
>>205813430>she>she's>her>she'sthat's an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird
Sir Fëanor Faramir
>>205813560There aren’t. Any “Irish” women in porn are actually descendants of English or Scots living in IrelandPure Milesian Atlantean Hibernian Gaelic stock are too noble and pure for such vile acts, like having sex with strangers, filming it and having it published for the entire world to search.
might start a non profit organisation where I teach rorkes to read and write
>>205813606Reminded me of the webm of the fella do does the slut drop and rips his trousers and his nob flops out, but that webm is much funnier than this boring one.
>>205813529Sir Number Two Enjoyer
>>205813373TOP KEKRorke AKSCHUALLY endorsing this and reposting it and replying saying based.
>only need 60k sales for a number one>make your song 10p on amazon>buy 60k yourself for 6k>appear on talk shows for 20k a popEASY MONEY
Sir Native Displacer
>>205811878>killed off adblocker forever No it didn't lol, it's the opposite, the adblocking script for twitch works more flawlessly than ever
never met anyone called Wallace
Got dozens of Irish pornos saved (they all star me)
Sir Wallace Meeter
The poo I just done smells peng
Sir English Genocider
YOUTUBE AD BLOCKER NOT WORKINGYOUTUBE AD BLOCKER NOT WORKING
>>205813523it's one mentally ill cunt
LIVE Several injured in Christmas market ‘terror attack’ in Germany
name on irish pornstar from ireland
first beer in the new flatcheers!
sir posting is sooooooooooooo funnyit's actually tooooooooooo funny it is
>>205813731getting shagged up the arse by an irish fella are you?
>>205813757ive gone back to frasier on jellyfin until the boffins sort the situation out
go to any club on a saturday night and there are younguns smoking
>Milesian Atlantean Hibernian Gaelic stock
>>205813748corr gis a whiff>>205813781based leffe enjoyer
sir soooooooooooo funny
sir too funny
>>205813823>>205813829hooting booting and scooting
>>205813818>based leffe enjoyerit's actually a heinekeni'm fairly indifferent to leffe it's certainly too strong to drink all friday night
business idea: travel to ireland and film myself shagging prozzies then unload it with spurious titles implying they aren't prozzies
Sir Tor Wank
Sir Gimmick Hater
>>205813864
>>205813804Did it happen for you today?
>>205813864o.oO.oO.O
>>205813523it's one or two incels here every dayit used to be way worse about a year ago. there was an entire discord server just spamming trannies at all hours and brigading the place. seems their posting gradually reduced as Ukraine started clearly losing the war, curious.
It happened again
>A car has been driven into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany, according to local media.not very bloody christmassy
>>205813860pussyhole. just noticed your toe thumb, very grim
>>205813887yeah they got me just nowwanted to watch some wank to fill in the time but i simply will not watch another advert of an ethnic buying goyslop
>The BBC has been slammed as 'so biased' for its refusal to play an anti-Starmer Christmas song which has now hit No 1 downloads in the charts.meant nothing in the end
sir wankard pooser
>>205813916>>205813917
>>205813929fuck off my fingers are beautiful and slenderprofessional pianists with they had my digits
said there would be two terror attacks in west europe before the new year, revv up that war
What actual untermensch willingly listen to "christmas music"?
>>205813916Enrichmentbros...
>>205814011Carols can be beautiful
>>205813916religion of peace mate
>>205813998nah this is just media panic give it a few days and they'll downgrade it from terror attack
>>205814011I used to have an autistic obsession with Christmas carols when I was a teenagerTbf a lot of them are really beautiful and comfyChristmas pop music is for actual braindead mongs
>>205813781sus
could care less about pensionersyou didn't prepare for retirementyou dont have kids to look after you because they hate you or you're a virginyou contribute nothing to societythere are young people much worse off than youahem...FUCK PENSIONERS
>>205813525westoid cities so soulless
>>205814049stay mad gchq, I'm onto you and your lil games
womenclap em in irons
>>205814043>>205814054carols are fine I did mean pop music
>>205814091
waspi womenimprison them all for being... just fucking silly.
>>205814137>>205814137
>>205814104you just have to wake up and see there will never be one of those officially called that ever again in Europe
>>205814091definition of soulless this
