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>>205813835cum con cumalternatively known as cum con sex
>talk to a girl sitting next to me first day of class >she asks if I want to exchange numbers so we can help each other with homework and study together>say yes>couple weeks later she asks if I want to get coffee with her at the library later>study for a bit and she asks if I want to get Wingstop with her friends>become friends with them tooIt's really that easy guys
>>205813835total foid death
>>205813835nice webm, I say we make this a webm thread
Gimme a name, you limey fuck.
U need to talk to some womennnnn
I don't get turned on by women below 8/10s anymoreI barely get an erection every two weeks
ill take this over the incel gamer word new
Should I try liquid nitrogen bathes
>>205813947Are you old?
Guys am I cute?
>>205813895>BSRA classicI can't believe they're both dead and they were 12 and 17 at the time of this video
>>205813976I'm 22
about to do the laundry ngl
>>205814000You're literally a child, go back to school.
>>205813881Whatever chad.
GIVE ME A NAME YOU LIMEY FUCK
Which one are you
>be 6'4>have an attractive face>go to the gym or have a well-proportioned body>just talk to girls bro it's easy
I want to fuck a Nubian queen so bad but I'm afraid she'll do that "squirting" shit and leave my room smelling like piss
Do you really, like, just leave money in the table to pay in diners? What if somebody steals it?
>>205813899i don't get why you need a name when you can just go outside and ask any girl her name since all americans look like that
>>205814134Seems like the only thing missing here is the part where you actually talk to a girl
How do I write an autobiography?
>>205814134My brother is 5’7 and keeps scoring black chicks
supposed to rain bigly on christmas eve, cant wait to incelwalk around the neghborhood and look at all the decorations and trees in the windows of homes
>>205814181black 7/10s are easier to get than white 5/10s, black girls make themselves very easy for white guys
do the japanese pokemon names have the same logic as the english pokemon names? is pikachu in japanese still pikachu? im pretty sure charmander squirtle and bulbasaur have different names in japanese
>>205814112I have a gf
>>205814150That's why you live in a white state, nobody will steal it
>>205814150Then we shoot them?Anyways why did you just ram a car into a Christmas market?
>>205814112manlet + truecel but im not indian
>>205814231Die
>>205814226nigga you dumb af
>>205814226Krabby in Japanese is just "crab". Usually they are some sort of pun in every language.
>>205814112I'm married
>>205814168just be yourself
me when i land at LAX
All sex havers must be executed in the most gruesome manner.
Being an incel is a mental barrierOnce you have sex once you realize how easy it is
>>205814300>Usually they are some sort of pun in every language.I thought so. knowing this makes me happy :)
>>205814239So movies are lying..again, these fuckers >>205814240My Cousin tried earlier this month, but lego blocks stopped him.. Was a sad day
>>205814162Just tell me a name Gavin
>>205814329Why?
ive never had sexo that i didnt pay for. im technically a virgin
>>205814326>willingly visiting los angeles
One night stands after a life of inceldom is worse than inceldom because you're so close to a gf but you can't convince any woman to stay with you
Only bar within walking distance is closed t-il next year. I wish I was fucking dead
i saw videos of Figueroa street in LA there were 10/10 girls selling their pussy for $100 how can you be a virgin in america
If I ever had sex with a Muslim woman the hijab would stay on
>>205814415i'd rather have one night stands than a gf
Id like to get a gf. I genuinely dont care about virginity, I have porn for that. I just cant find a single female to talk to
>>205814112some sort of cross between a manlet, truecel and incel
>>205814444>Fucking an LA prostitute I actually did this once drunk without a condom. It was only by the grace of the most high I didnt get an std
>>205814406technically anyone with a gf paid for pussy. Only true chads fuck women with zero pay involved (sometimes even the women pay for them)VERDICT: not an incel
We need to do a poll of how many /cum/ users are virgins
>>205814464Not once you find a girl who you like but she won't consider you anything past an FWBWorse than being friendzoned because it shows there's something wrong with your personality instead of just being too ugly for her
laundry is in the washing machinethis is not a drill
>>205814539I've never found any girl I like
>>205814499chances are very low. there's like a 1 in 100 of catching AIDS off someone who's positivei'd bareback that shit all day if i could, some real chucky bitches out there
I NEED MY FACE SAT ON BY A CUTE GIRL SO BAD BROS I NEED IT SO BAD
Took my coat off to showw of my yuge arms for the waitress when she brings back my sushi ;)
Let’s be honest we all have that one cousin we want to fuck
>>205814528https://strawpoll.com/wAg3QE5Ooy8https://strawpoll.com/wAg3QE5Ooy8https://strawpoll.com/wAg3QE5Ooy8
>>205814499i also have drunkenly kissed and rawdogged prostitutes, stds and diseases are fake, if anything they got some thing from me (hpv and the mouth bacteria that causes cavities, sorry ladies)
>>205814510My first gf was from a rich family and paid for everything but I'm not a Chad
woe, is me
>>205814637Actually I don'tAll my turkey cousins are ugly
>>205814631Aye y'all this nigga over here executing Chad Powermoves
>stds and diseases are fake
I have a couple of hot cousins desu
>>205814652you never paid once on a date, ever? I can't believe that dawg
>>205814648I've had 4 European prostitutes sit on my face and I didn't catch anything.I love sharing this fact with cum haha, I've told you all many times before and I will tell you again in the future. It's my little secret! Except when I'm anonymous, then I'm an open book
>>205814643thought that was a skrible linkkek i need to sleppe
honestly cannot believe anyone is a virgin after age 18. like you go to uni and even the ugliest fattest people have a gf, the whole thing is something orchestrated for ritual virginity losing
All my cousins were super older than me. When I was 12 we went to a family BBQ and my female cousins were in their mid 20s
>>205814717they are exaggerated tbqh, most are easily curable and only a thirdie retard would let it progress to the point his dick rots off like those photos they show in sex ed
>>205814739On dates no but I did buy stuff for her sometimesShe definitely spent more than me but it was her parents' money so it didn't really count
>>205814631Shes a CUTIE zoomer with tiktok makeup that looks slutty i love it
>>205814782just because your women are all whores doesnt mean its easy for everyone over here
>>205814800>I did buy stuff for her sometimessorry but you are not a true chad then. Still mog most of /cum/ though
>26 yo lonely, kissless, touchless virgin>can't seduce a woman to save my life>spill my spaghetti whenever I talk to even a mildly attractive woman>probably give off desperate vibes>yearn for the touch of a woman>called a few escorts in my area>all of them sounded cold af>get this sinking feeling in my stomach whenever I envision fucking themI do believe fucking an escort will demystify women for me and make my interactions with them pressure-free. I will also satisfy my physical needs. But the idea of fucking a woman I have no emotional connection with is so off-putting.How do I proceed? I'm tired of being a loveless permavirgin.
My grandfather was born in the 20s and had 12 kids and my dad is one of the youngest onesOne of my uncles was born in 1948 and his kids are my parents' age
>>205814637fuck yes. she was flat as a borad when young but then she got knocked up and GYATTdamn she got dem milkers and a fat rear
>>205814834lmao bud, american girls are easier than the lasses over here
>>205814850There was one girl who invited me over to hang out and had alcohol, weed, and acid and I didn't pay for anytingIt was a girl from my job and a one night stand though
I’m going to follow the Latvian’s advice and try to meet women at 5k’s
>>205814901>let me tell you about YOUR country
gonna wear a facemask today
>>205814854Listen to me, have a glass of two of wine to full you off-putting feeling and all you'll see is that sweet womanmeat in front of you, then you will fuck with abandon, get it out of the way, feel great, and be demystified. Trust me it works. I felt the same way about going to a hooker. Did a couple shots and all that mattered was her huge fat tits
>>205814854Jesus christ, are you the anon who keeps copying shit from /adv/?STOP
America transcends the concept of country.We are more significant than other countries.
brb
>>205814992Everyone stop posting till he gets back we don’t want him to miss out
>>205814932bud maybe it's different in your state but I visited friends in both Montana and Michigan and girls there are waaaayyy easier than anywhere in the ukwhere you at?
>>205814919possible chad status, might call you chad-lite or chad-adjacent
>>205815013Ok
>>205815022I went to ann arbor and had no luck with any women
>>205815022Don't listen to him, he's an incel so every woman might as well be wearing a chastity belt
>>205815028The term is "Brad"
My face is Chad-lite. Not good enough to be Chad, not ugly enough to be average
>>205815022You hit them yokel bitches with the English accent, of course they're gonna be easy. But for regular non accented Americans we gotta find some other schtick
>>205815047I didnt say anything incel-like you retard, I said Im bad with women
>>205815022An English accent adds 3 points to your attractiveness here
Describe your ideal partner to me
>>20581510Cute, nice to me, a good mother
>>205815068and yet you're still a virgin
Left the restaurant
>>205815133Yes I do NOT approach women
>>205815106Nerdy chocolate brown black girl. Long well kept braids. Large breasts and ass. Thick lips. 5"2
>>205815106American with fat ass, that's all
>>205815150My brother dated a nerdy black girl, do not recommend. Felt like I had to walk around eggshells when she was around
>>205815106Good wife Good momGood personNot disgusting to look atI dont ask for a lot but its still too much
>>205815143Did she notice your guns
>>205815106vagina, tighttights, big round and softass, plump and softface, cute to prettyhair, optional, but no man hairdoesthighs, thickfeet, smallarmpits, shaved, no weird folds, no discoloration no stubbleupper arms, proportional, no big fat arms no large biceps
>>205815197I'm black so it wouldn't be an issue
>>205815219byron over here
>>205815106this is literally, LITERALLY all I ask for
>>205815106God.
>>205815106I don't think I could be satisfied with a single woman
>>205815282what's your problem with piercings brandon?
>>205815197>Felt like I had to walk around eggshells when she was around
>>205815203Unironically theyre hard to miss so yes probably She was full ALL SMILES mode not just grimly doing her jobI will make a note to go there more often and hopefully see her more before moving in
Mexican girls will tell her parents that you're her friend and that you met in class
>>205815324Literally this, I can usually chudmaxx around my brother but I had to tone my shit down
>>205815323shows poor decision making and a need to rebel with negative bod imagery
I have no emotions, no desires, no sex drive, nothing. I quit all my hobbies because they weren't filling the void in my empty life anymore. I also quit all of my online communities for the same reason.I don't want to be like this. I want to laugh, to smile, to enjoy things, to want things again. But I feel nothing anymore. I've tried therapy, medication, new hobbies, a new job, but none of it made any difference.I don't see myself lasting much longer at this rate. I'm constantly in pain and can't even sleep without medicine. I really don't want to kill myself, but I see no other way out if this nightmare.
I need to start lifting again my sleeves are feeling loose....
>>205815329>dropping off the muslim girl like 2 blocks from her home so the family doesn't seeThirdies really do be like that
>>205815370Steady on, Wesley. Thingsll turn around
>>205815397>check her phone>my name is Stephanie (Biology)
>>205815370>I also quit all of my online communities>still comes to /adv/ to postaren't us anons lucky?
average yuro left average medigan right
Posting a classic
>>205815465>>205815397>>205815329My ex (white) told her mom she sleptnin a guest room for the first like 6 months lmaoo
>>205815475this isn't /adv/
>>205815514her weight does not start with 200 no way lmao
>>205815540What kind of white was she? Catholic?
>>205815544I /adv/ise you to shut your darn mouth.
>>205815465Kek, kinda miss those days
>>205815514Fuck it's been TEN YEARS??? It's true, the Jews really are fucking with time.
>>205813835Afraid I may lose my job. Not a great job but the pay is ok relative to the fact that I do nothing
>>205815389Wallahi go lift brother
Crazy how so many of these far girls would be hotties if they just lost weight
>>205813881Post face, you must be extremely handsomeI never had this happen in the entire 4 years of college
>>205815569Her mom is very catholic yesThisnis the deep sourh
>>205815587Need to find a good gym, I stopped lifting because I moved too far to go to the same gym and then was too busy with the move then just didn't start again
>>205815557I like women with noses like that, I think it's dignified
>>205815645Go check out a few nearby on day passrs
>>205815619America, Canada, UK etc. would have like 20% more hot women overnight if the obesity rate dropped
Oh shit we talkin about noses?
>>205815619My gf is far away too, but doesn't need to lose weight.
>>205815661foids are obsessed with noses for some reason, foid tiktok is full of girls bragging or complaining about their noses.
why did your asses use this thread? the other one is older Y'ALL
>>205815702>beautiful natural nose to pig......
>>205815702fucking idiot deserves itgetting surgery is all mental illness
>>205815768I just use the one everyone uses
>>205815702>that dollarstore browlift to matchkwab
and another one
>>205815829Color?
>>205815624She was just trying to make friends, she already had a boyfriend at the timeWe hung out a lot and talked about sports a lot because she was one of them sporty girls
>>205813881It is in fact literally this easy to make friends yes
>>205815862scraping the bottom of the barrel and finding only literally-who jeets kek
love american adverts (or commercials as you call them)shit is so surrealadvertising drugs and ambulance chasing lawyers haha
>>205815768This one is older though?
>>205816010my bad bro
just lost 2 lbs
>>205816025Germany just made it much much easier for them to get citizenship btw
I need to clear all the tons and tons of random merchandise bs out of my room and sell off 90% of itAny woman coming into it would probably not be down with the swords and nendoroids and shitI don't even like thay stuff anymore
>>205816090>Sathiyasangaree "Gary" Anandasangaree PC MP (Tamil: சத்தியசங்கரி ஆனந்தசங்கரி) is a Tamil Canadian politicianSaar-plz you are not that kind of indian
>>205814429That's rough.
>reply to 2 anons>their posts are already goneLiking my new powers, someone tell FK and mousepedo to post next
I have literally no sex driveI jack off once every two weeks just to clean the pipes
>>205816341stop being fat? obesity causes libido issues and erectile dysfunction
JANNY HAS LANDEDJANNY PRESENCE CONFIRMED IN THE THREADI REPEATJANNY HAS LANDEDJANNY PRESENCE CONFIRMED IN THE THREAD
>>205816341Stop watching porn and jacking off.
>>205816374I go to the gym 3 times a week>>205816405Why would I watch porn if I have no sex drive? Are you an idiot? I said I do it once every two weeks
>>205816341just edge without ejaculating for a few days
>>205816469>I go to the gym 3 times a weekyou're still fat bruddai lost weight and started tongue punching my lasses fart box no issue
I forgot to filter britbong flags
>>205816341i have a bit of erectile dysfunctionwhenever i engage in sexo the foid Has to suck me off first
>>205816341>>205816469You have low testosterone unironically Talk to a doctor
>>205816383did he really delet the anon for the truk of peace acknowledgement? Overzealous tranny janny
I feel bad for the rest of my family. They're all financially and socially better off than me, but their lives have no spice, they're normalfags x1000.
>>205816639poor normalfags, never knowing the pleasures of spending all day on 4chan haha
>>205816620The janny is a Trans Muslim Russian
why can midwesterners drive?
>>205816724those were the somalians
Cheese Greetings
>>205816806thats not Mousehley
>>205816563I've actually checked that and my T levels are above average
>>205816869Are you on any meds at all?If not you might just be basically asexual Become a monk
I hate myself irl
>>205816918Nope, never taken any meds for anythingIt's been like this for a few years now, my sex drive was kinda high in my teens but it just went away once I hit my early 20s
My life is fine I just wish I made more moneyI want to switch jobs but nobody's hiring me
>>205816639normalniggers have infinitely better lives than us in every single aspect
there are multiple flags on /int/ that shit up threads but the second you call them jeets they stop posting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zLjbHOPTQthere is no better drinking music on earth than steely dan
can my american friends from the /cum/gen get a decent job without the college diplomma? i know plenty of people here that never went to college but somehow make more money than those who finished it
Just fapped while on the clock. There's no better feeling than blowing a load and knowing you were getting paid for the time you spent doing it
Cheesed to meet you all
>>205816996you literally just said that you get sex
>>205817072Alice in chains
>>205817105WFH chad or workplace bathroom stall pervert?
>>205817133yes but i fuck hookers
>>205817190how many have you fucked
been eating nothing but chicken sandwhiches the past 5 days and now my bo smells like chicken sandwhiches
>>205817103I've been working at a hospital for over 20 years, no degree.
darkie^
>>20581721010+been doing it for years
do americans have good taste in music?
>>205817291You don't need a degree to be a janitor
>>205817103I've had great well paying jobs, and I almost didn't graduate high school. Even if I never graduated I would have been fine. I don't think I've ever had to present my diploma for a job, I don't even know where it's at.
>>205817170WFH chad but I've been the guy in the bathroom stall before
>>205817407>>205817072
i may have been wrong about elon musk, he's backing afd now
I'm going to watch Safe starring Jason Statham.
ELON MOX
Whaddaya hear about that German car of peace
>>205817413I work remote on a computer, not a mop.
insane how the average software developer in american earns like $200k
>>205817291What do you do there?
>>205817536DONAL TROM
>>205817443Based I used to work security at a empty hospital, mostly unused (they had a separate security team from a different company for the active wings). And id jerk off in all the bathrooms
>>205817103I have a college (meme) degree and can't find well paying work, but then again I'm also kind of retarded
boutta bust the aria lee vids out
fucking jewtube adblock blocker on firefox is back
living in a castle would be so fucking based
>>205817919>Not using BraveNGMI
Pickles are so groce dude
when I get a castle I won't let no one inside
>>205817955itd probably be drafty and rank
Jojo siwa gives a vibe like she's been sex trafficked through the depths of hell and is one bad shrooms trip away from total schizophrenic meltdown
>>205818010you could always modernize it a bit
no one cares about illinois, but everyone cares about chicago
wtf when did they make geoguesser not free
>>205817780Data for the nursing departments.
someone told me usa is shutting downcan you send all the cute girls here? thank you
if you use like 5 proxies/vpnd you can do whatever you want to do on the internet. people who get caught doing illegal things or people who get doxxed never use proxies/vpns
damn /cum/ is dead
>>205818613With a car you can go anywhere
With a plane you can go anywhere
>people who get doxxed never use proxies/vpnseveryone gets doxxedonly reason moot isn't doxxed is because he is protected by the cia glowniggers. and the cia glowniggers control the whole world. China and USA are best friends.
playing morrowind for the first time this game is intolerable without a combat overhaul mod
>>205818920I don't think even the best hacker can doxx a guy who is behind 5 vpns/proxies
>>205818981that's what i thought too when i first played it. it sucked so bad i quit playing it within an hour
I'm a Grey hat hacker
>>205813835I could've saved her..
>I don't think even the best hacker can doxx a guy who is behind 5 vpns/proxiesRapeApe bitcoin wallet got hacked in 2015 and cried about it. Anything can be hacked.dumbassniggerbeanerboitrumpwilldeportyousoonyourpeoplearewosrsethaniggerskillyourselfpleasedieohwaititsaniggerfaggotgeneralcirclejerk
Test
Schizojeet....
I am 40.I have no woman, I have no house, I have no money and live paycheck to paycheck. When will my real life begin bros? I'm tired of the grind, I'm tired of this life, just very very tired that's all.
>>205818920i spoke to this dude over skype in 2017, crazy that he's been doxed he was super careful
god will this wojak faggot ever stfu with his fake stories, no one cares
im hungry....nigga
>>205818465I want to kiss sochee's feet
evens i open the packs odds i leave them closed
>>205819222I know you have. He works with brits. What do you think there is a /britfeel/ on /r9k/, there's a /britpol/ on /pol/ and a /brit/ on /int/.
The religion of peace has struck again
Why do black people and Chinese people talk so loud in public?
>>205816832
Mexicans are the most amazing people on Earth!
Home early from toil and doctorDeadass thinking about jerking off snd taking a nap
>>205819647i'm sorry, pablo, you're going back.
>>205819615WHO
Lovely day for a guiness
>>205819733I'm not Mexican. I'm just a fan
I'm a fan of facesitting
>>205819570Part and parcel chud or however the burqa is woven
listening to the cure
>>205819890Basedhttps://youtu.be/Bdo8HkagM68?si=KNWPjP4SP10RUcIk
Why do others men get to have cute girlfriends but I have to be miserable by myself?
those white monsters are so fucking disgusting. their sales probably went through the roof though because of all the memes. conspiracy theory: monster started the white monster meme to sale their shitty product
get
>>205818399beginning of this year. Before that it was this gay cooldown timer thing for ages. I was shocked they actually did that tbqh
>>205819988sell*
>>205820044
>>205820056
>>205820056>reddit watermarkWish someone would discover some old twitter account where he said nigger 100x so the plebbitors would stop furiously masturbating to him
burritos>tacos
Remembering you, fallen into my armsCrying for the death of your heartYou were stone white, so delicateLost in the coldYou were always so lost in the darkRemembering you, how you used to beSlow drowned, you were angelsSo much more than everythingHold for the last time then slip away quietlyOpen my eyes, but I never see anything
>>205820156>American version of foreign food mogs actual foreign foodmany such cases
>>205820156
>>205820044well this fucking sucks. I found this other one called openguesser but I don't like it because it shows the name of the street you're on and gives it away half the time
>>205820195That's because before the 1970s our Mexicans were mostly old blood that was sided with the US during the Mexican-American War and has better food than Mexico
My genius is still frightening (connections was really easy today)
Well you may run along for a long timeRun on for a long timeLet me tell you, God almighty gonna cut you downGo tell that long tongued liarGo tell that midnight riderTell the gambler, the rambler, the back-biterTell them God almighty gonna cut 'em down
>>205820257Applies to Italian food as well
>>205820303So true bestie
>>205820308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhb97ITGVkM
hate jannieshate modssimple as
>>205820376I heard the Johnny Cash version first but I was actually referencing this versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKOT6qHjJaU
>>205813843>>205813843>>205813843
>>205820430One fucking /cum/ thread and we got this little pygmy thing over on page 4
>>205820422he is from nova soctia
Mods are GODS
>>205820476Misgendering xer is a 3-day, boy
>>205820501never let blud cook again fr
309th for bitches with fat asses and skinny waists
310th for bitches with big titties
>>205820260never wouldve guessed purple in a million years
I'm staying till 310.IN THIS GENERAL WE OBSERVE THEFUCKING DECENCIES.
>>205820257>>205820311cope
americans are so lucky to have messican pussy on tap
