I love the cans lol
poo smells lmao
still got the dopesmoker on
She's grinding on my nerves more than usual lately..- The fake "I'm-better-than-you literary genius" IDENTOTY- Also, the lack of identity (besides ^) and just being a strange amalgamation of Lisa Simpson, Hermione, Matilda, Rory Gilmore, etc.- The pretentious accent that only gets more grating- The boring, low-quality, repetitive videos (0 improvement or creativity despite being on Youtube for a decade)- The money-hungry ads- Dressing like a right-wing Mary Poppins or Mummy's good little girl to seem precocious- The endless busywork to fill up her lack of a job and social lifeI have a feeling she treats the camera/ her pre-teen audience as substitutes for friends she doesn't have. Her videos feel like they're more for herself than for the audience. I wonder if I'm just growing out of all the stuff I used to be interested in 10 years ago; I'm the same age as her and am baffled at how little growth she's shown. Just travelling, prancing around bookstores and university campuses, then retreating back into her childhood hole. What a self-absorbed weirdo she is.
We here at /brit/ say RIP to Captain John Veitch and give our thoughts and prayers to all the Veitch family.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08FnAt57fGw
>>205816796It's the US screwing its vassals to the last dollar.
Just got a match on a dating app but I'm scared to message first
Faces with Braces
starting to think are rubes is a bit peng
ooh ladsAnyone love the lads like cansladThat's me in the picture lads>>205816855
>>205816944wonder what your accent is
why are sheds so fucking expensive
Why the fuck did janny delete that threadThis one was early too
>>2058169404chan.org is the sole witness to your pitiful existence. You have literally zero mates lmfao incel twat
>205816855Use mine instead lol
>>205816944Dread to think of the absolute state of these weirdos, Are Rubes is peng as
>>205816995wood ain't cheap>>205817016bit rude
>>205817000the cans spammer is literally a janny and has deleted threads completely arbitrarily multiple times just so people use his shitty spam one
um...girlie...WHAT the duck...
>>205816930Poo will go?
>>205817062no janny am I lol
Janslad
Pints after work with a Slav and a lesbian
“intro (end of the world)” by Ariana Grande has reached 400 MILLION streams on Spotify.
>>205816992yeah there will be loads of pregnant squaddies getting fades and cleaning their new modern rifles
can't believe that lad was so mean to me
Coconut macaroon
The USA's ruling class plan is basically to use European states as cannon fodder against Russia as they've used Ukraine.
>>205817106Gen Z boss and a mini
I would be so embarrassed and feel like a complete loser if my younger sister had to drive me around town and pick me up from work or shopping. Money is no object here. She can easily afford a brand new car. So the problem is entirely her and her immaturity, lack of courage, and lack of the ability to mature. Really pathetic. She is such a loser. Will they still be driving her around when she is 30? Stay tuned!
>>205817161peng
>>205816992you dont conscript women mateand you wouldnt have co-ed barrackswhy bother training girls if they get pregnant
>>205817181>cannon fodder against Russia as they've used Ukraine.Even the NATO leader said it's going to be at least until 2030 for WWIII
kind of want to start a "band" (music project) and make songs that kinda sound like soviet propaganda music from the late cold warnot a commie just dig the vibe
The British Isles ought to have its own variant of Hasidics/Amish/Mormons
>>205817181first sign of trouble im on the boat to swedenwont be fighting for ol' blighty. not me, haha.ill be a wee refugee, you see
verifying an email
>>205817160Incredibly Jewish phenotype
*enters the thread*
>>205817233corr imagine being mormon in utah, peng
>>205816952we here at /brit/ say fuck off charlie stop posting your fucking videos here nobody cares
>>205817274The women take it up the arse hole to preserve their virginity
“yes, and?” by Ariana Grande has been certified Platinum in the UK.
Time to start worrying when the recruitment ads start featuring white lads again
>>205817205>I would be so embarrassed and feel like a complete loser if my younger sister had to drive me around town and pick me up from work or shoppingextremely yankbrained, really hope it was a yank and not one of ours
>>205817314Yeah, so?
>>205817314Never heard of it.
landlordberg invited me round for dinner with his missus (they live next door)was a very nice pheasant breast wellington with stuffing and a mushroom saucedead posh and certainly more than I'm used to as a bangers and mash batchelor but goodness me was it tasty not many people have a landlord that good I reckon
>>205817214>dont conscript women mateWomen are trained as infantrymenThey can be conscripted Your mum is charging a tankYour sister is maning a mortarGet over it
>>205817249Tried to argue devils advocate but honestly yeah there's no way this girl isn't Jewish Doesn't have the right features to be Italian/Armenian/Arab/other ethnicities often confused as Jewish She has that distinct ashki semi inbred look
>>205817219
>>205817331>>205817334didn't ask
>>205817214they manage to shag eachother now
>>205817297arse sex is nowhere near as nice as real sex
another night with aliens flying about
>>205817345your sister is cleaning my rifle right now fella
>>205817318big fan of the 'our fellow soldier stops to pray to allah and we all love it' advert
lads cans can we get cans love the cans
>>205817234so you'll get a boat closer to the war
>>205817388She's in Africa actually
>>205817384it’s fucking mental lad, our media isn’t even speaking about what’s happening in America
>watching tv>watching anything except web based programming where the adverts can simply be blocked state of you lot
>>205817405been on the voddy since 1pmstopped at 7 so i'm going to be alright tomorrow>>205817419it's a neutral country, always has beenif they pull a fast one, then it'll be ireland
>Wrestling legend Rey Mysterio has died R.I.P.
>>205817370i know nothing about aviation and it's been over 20 years since i've seen top gun so i'm afraid the intended effect of this post is lost on me m8, all i know is that these planes are called "MiGs" which is funny
>>205817453Youtube done a number on adblockers today. Hope it's fixed soon.
Shieldmaiden infrantrywomen having my BACK in the line of fire#MaleFeminist#TND
is anyone more british than jimmy savile?
>>205817345basic fitness and strength requirements of any armed forced exclude all but the top 0.5% of womensoldiers need to be able to carry heavy kit for miles, retrieve wounded, dig emplacements, etctheres a reason no successful modern military has ever allowed women in frontline positions
>>205817469>neutral country, always has beenJust in ww2
>>205817453get all my news from webms of vertical phone recordings of cctv monitors me
Scenes when the ayys come down on Christmas Day and finally explain everything
>>205817453Firefox adblock just stopped working on youtube.
>>205816952sad his dad died but I still don't know how this cunt has such a huge following
watched a video of some greek fella fussing a cat, commented on it and got a heart emoji from the bloke who uploaded itI just keep on winning lads
>>205817160spaki
>>205817514Irish diaspora
farting then smelling it then making a face of digust then repeating the sordid affair all over again
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN NAZARETH
>conscription for IranAh yes battalions of Muslims in the UK will fight Iran
>>205817503My sort of book. Only 130+ IQ men will relate.
>>205817514Jimmy Savile was Irish diaspora
>>205817530hopefully are nigel tells em to fuck off back home, we're fucking full
>>205817504>>205817526>>205817538mine is still working but I shall keep my ears to the ground on this issuesimply cannot tolerate adverts me, if it comes to it I'll simply stop watching youtube
>>205817548link
>>205817514Nadiya Hussain matequintessentially
>>205817568no no, they will stay behind to sure up the population>>205817589they're all logged in, eejuts
>>205817568Sunni are ziodogs who hate the "rafidah" (their term for shia) and loyally serve NATO and Israel.
this is what my secret santa (a slag at my workplace) got meother gifts were a box of ferrero rochers (they were old and mouldy) and a bottle of the cheapest tesco red wine runt life innit
>>205817491booyaka booyaka 6 1 9 (kinda looks like R I P if you squint)
>>205817610im logged in and getting the blocked messagethey've done ME, jerry
>>205817624sure but i don't believe the "shias are aryan muslims" bollocks and if you do you're a fucking mongTMD
>>205817630you've been done
Rorke and leftypol arguing about whether Amjad is British or not on /brit/ at 4pm on Christmas day
>>205817610i'm logged in too but not having any issues with ublock origin
>>205817622spoiler that hog
>>205817652yeah, log out, nonce
Not enough videos of people being absolutely demolished for doing stupid youtube "pranks"
>>205817524>theres a reason no successful modern military has ever allowed women in frontline positionsThere are no modern militaries which have required conscription for war in feminist military
>>205817657I respect shia more than sunnisShia have better beards
we need more cans cause I love the cans since I'm cans lad
>>205817568The British Armed Forces would be smart to go all in on Sunni radicalisation to get our Muslims agitated against the Shia Devil
>>205817678oh right i seeim sorryi misread your post
>>205817693batty post>>205817698prefer a big bottle me
>>205817691by "modern" i meant 20th century onwards
>>205817649Rey Mysterio did actually kill someone with a 619 back in 2015
>>205817436nice clear sky around here mate i'll definitely see a couple
>>205817624
we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time (oh no)
>>205817524Israel does
get the fucking aphex twin listened to
Bought fish at the fish monger but when I came home and opened the package it was stinky. I had to throw it in the trash
>>205817751Selected Ambient Works 85–92
>>205817710np mate x>>205817751COME ON YOU SLAG
Why don't asians try to make their beards look neat? Why do they keep them scruffy? Did Poohammed ban beard care or something?
>>205817751>>205817765You two bores should bore each other on Discord
>>205817719Cool. Nobody else is.
>>205817491false alarm it was his uncle who no one cares about except maybe in mexico>>205817720what a gangsta
>>205817765good lad. got it on myself now as it happens.
>>205817783good idea, im SelectedAmbientWorks#8592 on discord
>>205817763>trash FOY
>>205817812rofl
Get the "I'm Blue (da ba dee) slowed + reverb" listened to
>>205817663yeah
>>205817746>Amidst the 2014 Gaza War, the IDF stated that fewer than 4% of their female soldiers were enlisted in combat positions, such as infantry and helicopter/fighter pilots, and that they were instead concentrated in a variety of "combat-support" positions.how many of that 4% are infantry do you reckon? i said the top 0.5% of women would be capable, which is probably accurate
>>205817720No he didn't. Fella fell out of the ring and suffered a TBI
>>205817630theyre laughing about you
feeling sadhate booze me, always makes me miserable
>Zoomers not realising he's Rey Misterio Jr.
discord proto gf said she wants to meet in person but she has something she needs to tell me first
shall be peeved if yt-dlp stops working, need to archive my wives
*rubbing my big beer belly*I'm with child
sunnis and shias are both violentsufism is the way
>>205817768Shia tend to have much better beards than sunnisSunnis have awful neckbeards
>>205817873She's an he.
>>205817873Corr hope it's a big one
>>205817865usually makes me happy, not working today, or it is and I would be suicidal without it, not having a good time haha how are you x?
>>205817894*uses you as punching bag and throws blind haymakers*
>>205817894
>>205817630mate she’s fucking done you
>>205817852>Fella fell out of the ringThat's the cope but not the fact
you lads all sorted for Christmas then?
>>205817894Black?
downloaded so much porn I can't even see any files on file explorer. ssd so full it won't even open
>>205817864the utterly bizarre thing is that I actually have a gf and we've been together for 5 yearsits just when they ask me if I have a gf I say no because I'm autistic and I hate when people I don't know ask me probing questions about my personal life or gossip about ityou're my coworkers you're not my mates piss off
mfw fast love is all that I've got on my mind
so fucking lonely, have sent feelers out to all my old friends and everyone's ghosting me
>>205817934yeah
>>205817630maybe stop being a runt and actually be sociable the slags at my work love me
this is it i suppose
>>205817972would shag her rotten
>>205817981give em a call mate x
>>205817981just make new mates
Shias are a majority in Iran, Iraq, Bahrain, and Azerbaijan.Ibadism is the majority in Oman.Sunni islam is the majority everywhere else.
>>205817865*gives you a hug*
>>205817998haha this is meim in bed too!!!!
>>205817972spoiler that hog
>>205817964lace is gay on a man
designing my dream house in minecraft
ibading a poo
>>205817980Should get the front line on your mind pal
>>205818045but he can't spoiler ur mum mate
>>205818054no
>>205817911?>>205817918big what?
>>205818054need him strung up him and ricky gervais are a particular kind of reprehensible mong made big by the likes of the BBC that simply need to fuck off
>>205818054isn't he a white supremacist now?
yt-dlptiktoktry on haul
got a black friend who lets me say nigger, but i get a weird feeling from him like he gets a kick out of of the fact that he lets me say it and that he could revoke my nigger privileges at any time (not that he ever would, but i feel like he gets a kick out of knowing he has the option)
>>205818130errum
>>205818127He's Jewish
>>205818106too big
>>205818135blog on
>>205817991got the 'tismjust don't have the energy to babble especially at toil
Rorke, you've been sentenced to corrupting the cities youth. How do you plead?
utterly perplexed by the disappearance of Malaysia airlines flight 370, lads. What happened?
>>205818106Fat slag dancing around in cheap slave labor made Asian nothing and shoes
>>205818124
>>205818135ever break that buck?
sounds about right
>>205818106Is that a wig she's wearing?
when i die bury me with all my ice on
>>205818071can't. russians will defend me here in crimea from all the danger they said.
>>205818054Need this nonce and all other nonces boiled in oil
>>205818193let him stay there 'til he rots
when i die bury mehang my balls from the cherry tree
>>205818135plot twist: he doesn't actually have the optionTND
Opinions on Twelver Shia Islam lads?
What an utter mong
>>205818205Ego is shitthere's one near me and it never ceases to disappoint
>>205818191think it was mentour pilot who did a good video on itthe guy killed everyone on board, then crashed it in a place exactly intended for it to never be found
Don't like Stephen Fry, Esther Rantzen, Vanessa Feltz, David Baddiel etc.
>>205818191shot down wasnt it
Big fan of Rorke personally
>Britain has an estimated Muslim population of about 2.8 million. Of these some 5% are Shia, the rest are Sunni.
>>205818318>Britain has an estimated Muslim population of about 2.8 million. That's 2.8 million too many.
love watching videos of cats and kittens on youtubelove fussing cats and kittens at any point should I encounter them in my daily lifelove cats me, simple as, absolutely based creatures so they are
i learnt zero geography at schoolit was just stuff about coasts and weather and shitno actual learning about countries, capitals, borders etc.
some guy on /g/ has found a way around the youtube blocklet me see if i remember how to link a post across boards>>>/g/103587974
You’re not lazy—your brain is just wired differently.Let me explain.ADHD brains aren’t built to thrive on traditional productivity systems. The advice that works for neurotypical people often leaves us feeling frustrated and stuck.Here’s why: ADHD brains crave novelty and stimulation—we’re not designed to grind through boring tasks. Time feels different for us. Deadlines either feel a million years away or terrifyingly close. We’re highly sensitive to stress, which can trigger avoidance and procrastination.
>>205818246He does tho cos the poster said “let’s me” which implies he is subservient to his black friend and relies on his good grace
BIG Tony Hawk tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=882Wsg-PHxw
looooooooooooooooool lmao keekekkkkekekeke
>>205818355https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-biZv1XSn4
>>205818106This woman is reserved for a certain group of men
So, what’s the solution? Stop trying to force yourself into systems that don’t fit.Here are 3 ADHD-friendly principles to rethink productivity:Focus on outcomes, not time. Instead of “I’ll work on this for 2 hours,” try “I’ll write 500 words” or “I’ll finish 3 slides.”Batch tasks by energy, not urgency. Pair your most focus-heavy tasks with your peak energy times. Save admin work for low-energy moments.Reward yourself often. Celebrate small wins to keep your brain engaged and motivated.
>>205818387nope because i was samefagging
>>205818416ASR is the one I wish I could've married.
>>205818318The first Muslims in Britain were Ahmadiya, a small persecuted sect that was given refuge here in the 19th Century.Then when masses of Sunni Muslims came in the 1970s they forcibly evicted the Ahmadis from the mosques they had built and took them over.This was never reported by any British media outlet, nor has it ever been acknowledged since.And these Sunnis have the gall to act like they are an oppressed class in our country.
town hawk tuah eh diego? haha
>>205818384Got some meth for this. Well not currently because of the shortages. We love the NHS.
>>205818416good one
>>205818405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRxAWl2bZBM
>>205818299good post
>>205818419good lad. pumba is based. fuck the system.
>>205818449based
>>205818452And the Chinese used to rape toddlers in opium dens but they were allowed to stay cuz their food was nice. Nobody cares what happens to the lower classes.
>>205818452>>205818318Shiapaki has logged on
>>205818452>Ahmadiyathey're not muslimthey don't consider Muhammad (pbuh) to be the final prophet of Allah
>>205818509Spotted the Sunnipaki
pakis? in /brit/? well I never
>By 2250, it is estimated there will be no more than 20,000 White residents in the United Kingdom, mainly in England; almost all born overseas
>Based Romanian cunt is the only one seeding this kino TV show >in the whole wide world this based Romanian cunt is the only one seeding I take back every bad word I ever said about Romania just because of this one based Romanian cunt
Don't like Bernard Manning either
already been asleep 3 times today
Might become an Ahmadiya or whateverLike the idea of following some paki religion that isnt sucking off Mohammed just to piss off the gay boys who love their prophets
Can't believe zero /brit/ lads have signed up for the 1000 man conveyor belt.
So glad we have invited all of these insane desert wogs here so they can fight out their nonsensical ethno-religious conflicts on our soil.
>>205818543something will give way before then
>>205818569same kekhad 3 naps and 4 wanks today
BUSTA RHYME NOWM.O.P NOW
>>205818587They assimilate rorke
>>205818452sunnis are a literal plague
>>205818585sir starmer created breadlines in ukgrim...
why is puerta rico part of america
this is not the face of an early 20s woman
>>205818585leftypol going into primary schools to teach little girls that this is a valid life choice
might go out and loiter in a public place todaymaybe i'll finally find that girlfriend i've always wanted
Shia are based
>>205818671she gives amazing headgot a blowjob off her in oxford in 2021
People talk about a pair of gay dads as spicy, but I think a pair of bisexual dads would go crazy
>>205818644There were probably kids killed in that scene tbf.
the terrorist is claimed to be a saudi so its mossad again
>>205818191I used to be obsessed with this. Maybe it was just an act of murder-suicide on the pilots part, but I keep thinking about why he didn't choose to crash the plane in a city where lots of people could witness/record it happening? He instead decided to fly off-course into the Indian ocean.
>14
>>205818644what happened here?
>>205818585lol wogs are that desperate
>>205818644Reminds me of Factorio
>>205818644Well no I didn't actually
>>205818431who?
>>205818598ive also done 4 wanks so i suspect you are visually tracking me in some way and i suggest you stop now else face the consequencies
>>205818718not so fast, kid
>>205818585I was gonna webm this but thought nah, it'll get here on its own
fucking rorke
>>205818705show your working
>>205818761fuck off cunt you're tracking meintend to have another wank before bed and all
>>205818755sunni moment
>>205818771rorke is FINISHED
Dating apps just dry up as a man once youre in your late 20s. PUA memes lied to me
>>205818797I was literally planning another wank what is going on
>>205818813*wanks you off* what now?
thread cloud
DON'T PULL THE THANG OUT UNLESS YOU PLAN TO BANG
>>205818810why
>>205818810I couldn’t keep the young 20s girls away from me when I signed back up to dating apps at age 30. Stop capping.
>>205818644what happened spaki, i dont go on /pol/
>>205818770what the heck, why did the top of her head disappear???
https://www.kkxm50.biz/r8--force-open-webcam
>>205818810just get on a bike cycle around town and tell women they look like they'd be good to talk to
>>205818585>>205818770to quote a rather aged internet proverb: "every day we drift further from god's light"
really tempted lads
>>205818867shan't
>>205818721Seriously? There was a terrorist attack in Magdeburg, Germany at a Christmas market.About a dozen killed so far and dozens injured
>>205818867norton 360 going doopin mental at this post
>>205818867>>205818888
>>205818843>love shia
>>205818843Sir Country Energy Mong
we oin those incel hourslast friday before christmashousep arites or bust
>>205818888abatap pls
>>205818847HUMBLE AS A MUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE OF SHOUTS AND SCREAMS THAT'S THE WAY THE CRACKER CRUMBLES SO I GUESS I'VE GOT TO RE-ROUTE MY DREAAMSSS
jannies seething while they allow videos of thirdies getting blown up and killed in horrific ways stay up lmaofuck germans
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>205818897>Seriously?yeah, why would I read the newsdesigned to make the average mong like you or I miserable and disconnected
>>205818810I have no issues desu lad
>>205818755probably a shia innit
>>205818966Yeah well I like Germans so fuck off back to /polska/ you blockhead nonce
why is janny going mental over this one particular thingmakes you think
POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL
>>205819008okay
Seething that my house is the holidays house
>>205819008why don't you fuck off you retarded cunt?>>205819030you can stay :3
i just looked up lily philips and i'm getting news articles from india from yesterday talking about how she shagged 100 lads, no mention of the 1000does that level of whoreishness just not compute for the pajeets or summat?
Every German woman I know cheated on their German boyfriends with English men.
inside fo me sears mells like mince pces
>>205819087ok just for you
>>205819129roadmen x
my gf used to lick my ears
>sears mells
Ever done a fart so thick and so smelly that you go to the bathroom and wipe just in case? I’ve been absolutely cutting ‘em today.
>>2058190921000 in February.
>>205819177>>205819177>>205819177
erm...lads?
>>2058190921000 in a day isn't feasibleit's not a serious proposition
>>205819195it's technically doable with the right setup, assuming no breaks they'd get about 7 seconds each
>>205819195It is definitely doable it just requires the right logistics.
>>205819189what is that?
>>205819295must be some kind of weird eastern european war crime
i saw the lily philips video and all the guys have small cocks
>>205819663i reckon it's easy for you to self insert then
