Singles edition>When you're 30 and your whole roster won't marry you>>205813843
THERE MUST BE A ALTERNATIVE FOR GERMANY
>approach girl>establish a conversation>flirt around>things don't escalate, girl leaves -> rejectedhappened: 6 times>approach girl>ask her out>get immediately shut down -> rejectedhappened: 20 times>don't approach girls>nothing happenshappened: 6 times>get approached by girl>establish conversation>ask her out>get rejectedhappened: 23 times>get approached by girl>talk>Give her my phone number>Never hear from her again -> rejectionhappened: 10 times>approach girl>be upfront and straightforward, setup a date>exchange numbers>ghosted -> rejectedhappened: 15 times>Get approached by girl>calls me a negro>leaves -> I didn't even have a chance tier rejectionhappened: 2 times in two different countries>approach girl >establish conversation>light flirting, ask her out on a date>get rejectedhappened: 12 times>approach girl>flirt>Attempt to escalate physically>get rejected and almost get in trouble with the lawhappened: once>go to clubs or do hobbies in groups>meet like minded girls>get rejected stillhappened: 25 times>travel to different countries>approach girls>get rejected stillhappened: 9 times>try online dating>zero matchesrejections there: why bother counting them.>Rejection is the only thing I know.>Therefore I'm pretty much either worthless or a monstrosity>I have been rejected over a hundred times. Appearance is everything. I have tried everything, but I'm simply too ugly. If you were in my shoes, how would you even cope?
I want a loving wife who wants kids and doesnt look like amberlynn reidThsts it
>>205823636kill yourself
And at last here I am on the hill, overlooking El PasoI can see Rosa's cantina belowMy love is strong and it pushes me onwardDown off the hill to Felina I goOff to my right I see five mounted cowboysOff to my left ride a dozen or moreShouting and shooting, I can't let them catch meI have to make it to Rosa's back door
>>205823583OP is Mexican, I can feel it
>FOR FUN ONLY
they're showing this commercial for american heart association. to drive their point home, they play a real phone call to emergency services of a lady having a heart attack. pretty spooky.
I'm a manwhore
I was a manwhore for a whileI was honestly very cruel to women
>>205823741boom, boom, boom(ah, ah)
>>205823636
Just checking in.This thread get's worse every fucking day.What's up with all the schizos, psychos, fake story posters, and angry tards?
>>205823683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mrI2xtkEMAThis is a real tune
I can could kill anyone of you in a hand to hand combat self defense situation
BOOM BOOM BOOMLEMME HEAR YA SAY WAYO
>>205823820there is none, kill yourself you bloviating faggot
>>205823583bvilt for reproduction
>>205823820I said this yesterday like zoomers got off for college break and it went to shit but everyone said they didn't notice a difference
>>205823841Why are you so angry
>>205823820very cool vehicle.
im a 26 year old autistic khv neet on neetbux who hasnt talked to the opposite gender in years how would i go about getting a date in my situation? my current stats are>26>male>no drivers license>live with mother>never dated>virgin>never worked a job and dont plan to change that>hentai porn addict>social anxiety>autism
>>205823820Shut the fuck up pussy
>>205823893pls try this gimmick anywhere else. its shit and we are bored of it
>>205823893No woman is going to date a jobless porn addict who lives with his parents. You know what you need to fix, are you going to do it though
>>205823950Don’t reply to him, we have a new spammer that just copy pastes shit from /adv/ and posts it verbatim with a wojak or frog image.
>>205823583he cuteI'd get him a finnish green card
>>205823978>>205823940you are schizophrenic, stop making up users in your head
>>205824015We aren’t retarded. Stop this bit, it’s not funny.
i like thinking theres an actual grill poster in cum because i get a sudden burst of energy, my posts are snappier and wittier, i notice i get more (You)'s and i precum a little bit, which i like
schizophrenia allows me to spot patterns
imagine thinking theres someone who spams adv posts lol
>>205824031you precum a little bit?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUURRGGHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205823978why do glowniggers spam here when you can’t even discuss politics and int is kind of moderate anyways
Alright I'm off work in 24 minutes and I have the entire week of Christmas off so I'll see you guys in 10 days
sexo con cum con cum con sex
>>205824084i loo like that and do that but im fat
2 hours 23 minutes before skribbl game commences
>>205823893>>dont plan to change thatso why are you asking for help lol
>>205824103hell yeah nigger sign me up
Alexa play thank god im a country boy
>>205824094please dont leave us
>>205823841no, and I'm not googling that
hello everyone
>>205824111trips
>>205824125hi ho
>>205824072my body thinks there is a chance to inseminate a women so it produces a bit of natural lubricant in preparation and excitement
>>205824121Sorry buddy I gotta go I'll make sure to bring you a snack and a pack of baseball cards when I'm back
>>205824103Will be at fnm sadlyBtw the dread IS upgrading to panic as i saidStomach is currently in knots
>>205824149you look like this
>>205824149>fnmwhat
So basically this thread is to complain about your sad life, that is all your own fault?
>>205824136doesn't that make a mess in your underpants?
>>205824149Retarded cunt
>>205824183yeah my genes and height are my fault, kys
>>205824149Suicide now bitch
>>205824194Yes they are
Stop being a pussy plenty of short ugly men get girlfriends and wives and then have kidsWhat's wrong is your lack of spine you little bitch
>>205824233no it's not you bluepilled idiotif you are below 6'0 you are a permavirgin nowadays
What the fuck is wrong with you guys why the virulent hatred i just said I was going to fnm and panicking about seeing my ex in public jeez
>>205824139enjoy
>>205824190yes it does its gross and annoying but it dries up and I shower everyday and change my underpants after i shower
>>205824269I'm 5'10 and I haven't been single in over a decade
Me 5'11 king of the manlets
>>205824269Are you smoking crack? Do you ever go outside?
>>205824233oh, never mention this. short, fat, bald guys get all kinds of ladies, and dudes will still wax depressive about "genetic lottery".
>>205824297either lying or you have a godlike face>>205824307I'm too ugly to meet people in real life
I've had sex with several girls who were taller than me
>>205824278It’s one very bitter angry anon who made a very bitter angry OP. It only takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch, or something.
>>205824194I'm a goofy looking fuck, and I'm 5ft 10in, do so something, try harder. Your life is what you make it.
https://youtu.be/KxaCOHT0pmIhttps://youtu.be/KxaCOHT0pmIhttps://youtu.be/KxaCOHT0pmI
Ugly mfers are too scared to go outside and then act like it's our problem like I want to subscribe to your bitchblog
>>205824323Because they want something outside their control to be the reason why they're virgins because they think the world is conspiring against them
i have a foolproof way of making this "girl" show "she" is not a "girl" but ill feel terrible afterwards
>>205824328you're fucking lying>>205824336you're a virgin or lying. sub 8 men don't get sex>>205824350so you admit that I'm ugly and can't get a woman>>205824354your genes determine if women like you. theres nothing you can do
I’m below 6’0 and I’ve been called attractive lots of timesMy clothes and my cologne also get compliments so maybe dress better and shower
>>205824307>Do you ever go outside?This is the major problem with posters here.They have no idea what real life is like, because they are chronically online.If anybody here complains about their life, AND spends more than 1 hour here every day, THEY are the problem.
>>205824338tim apple and satya nutella could NEVER
>>205824392you are lying>>205824395I can't go outside because I'm too ugly to talk to people in real life
>>205824385>you're a virgin or lying. sub 8 men don't get sexwrong x 2
>whiny bitch hoursGrim
>>205824431Well if you don’t want to try can you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up then? You seem to have already made up your mind.
Total woman love
>>205824433dude, we all know you're a virgin
One of my friends used to get tons of girls because he was RussianGirls would always talk to me just to ask for his numberIt wasn't fairHe sold drugs in college and owns a car dealership now.....
>>205824479Just like Anora
NTA but yes, it's impossible for Zoomers to have sex if they under 6'0Anything else is just a cope
>>205824499>Her boss introduces her to Ivan "Vanya" Zakharov, the 21-year-old son of a wealthy Russian oligarch, Nikolai Zakharov.His name is Nikolai too.....
i come back to this tab every 60 seconds and i swear i see the same fucking retarded replies in the exact same order.sort yourselves out
>>205824503"impossible". there's no way you're serious.
remember when american movie presidents were black during the obamna era
>>205824527it absolutely isyou know most zoomer men are virgins right?
I wonder how many crypto millionaires were drug dealers
>>205824539that one chris rock movie was pretty funny
ill tell you hwat man
was gonna make a post but i don't remember what it was now
>>205824552The oldest zoomers are almost 30
Is it sad to go to the gym on a friday night?
>>205824571thats what we tell ourselves, boomhauer
>>205824600NopeI should but already druk
I'm too ugly for real life. I just can't do it
>>205824539the president in fifth element was black, but that was before obama.>>205824552i just don't believe that. how?
>>205823636Feeling... uh ilke a coomjak right now? Maybe more like a memejak. Idk I'm feeling like a Shrekjak. Ever been a doomjak? I know I'm certainly a coomjak, if you get my drift!!! Hahaha. I'm feeling like a bloomjak then a roomjak once I'm looming over my loomjak like the zoomjak that all these boomjaks wish they were
oh shit now i rememberi wanted to make chicken, but i forgot to take it out of the freezer. what should i make instead?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky
>>205824636what do you have?
>>205824624come to think of it Morgan Freeman was president in Deep Impact too
theyre making it harder and harder to find all my christmas movies online and thats pissing me off
>>205824643He shoved a cigar in her pussy :/
>>205824624>i just don't believe that. how?how is that unbelievable over half of zoomer men have never asked a girl out
>>205824664Anus
>>205824683That study/question said irlIts all done onlineDipshit
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASWE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASWE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASAND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
going to ride my bicycle 42 miles tomorrow
>>205824712yeah, and only the top 3% of men have success on dating apps
gus avocados
currently drinking wine
my future is already spent
>>205824748just fired up muppets christmas carol and am doing the same
>>205824748Drink grog, it's more fun. I do like port though, first wine I've enjoyed. Maybe it's because I'm Portuguese-American
>>205824768enjoy bud>>205824769im drinking rioja
>>205824769t. alberto barbosa
>>205824769
Nobody understands me. I feel like an alien
>>205824811>t.
i smell bad and im broke
feeling horny might goon
>>205824571>>205824608
>>205824788Ah, sp*in>>205824794Correct>>205824802Watched Masturbator And Commander last night, pretty good movie. Drank arak to it though
>>205824683i'm sure they have. i feel like you're taking a slice of the idea you've gotten from "studies". you're arguing against young people humping. there's no way it's just one or two G.I. Joe guys, there's got to be some losers like me out there getting laid.
>>205824875unbelievable kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aPp7Kiiyg
>>205824891is that jeremy renner?
WHEN A COLD WIND BLOWS IT CHILLS YOUCHILLS YOU TO THE BONEBUT THERE'S NOTHING IN NATURE THATFREEZES YOUR HEARTLIKE YEARS OF BEING ALONEIT PAINTS YOU WITH INDIFFERENCELIKE A LADY PAINTS WITH ROUGEAND THE WORST OF THE WORSTTHE MOST HATED AND CURSEDIS THE ONE THAT WE CALL SCROOGE
I probably have a personality disorder
>>205824967same it's whatever tho
>>205824982ughbeit
FUCK I spilled wine on my sweatpants
>>205824967well what does the other you think? let's hear the other side of the story.
>>205824904What Canadian province are you from?
>>205825010no it's probably avoidant
>>205825027Nova Scotia
>>205824906yes, with 4 liters of botox in his face
and how does one celebrate christmas ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE?
>>205825061*unscrews the cap so he can breathe*
https://youtu.be/-FL8ruwwQa0
>>205825077holy grim
*shits down the opening at the top*
>>205825086me? alcohol.
3 beers in. Time to go hit on that hot cop
>>205825119>shits on the toilet seat on purpose>leaves toilet paper with shit all over it on the floor>sticks a bit to the wall of the stall >uses key to scratch NIGGER into the stall door>leaves without washing hands>gives a child pink eyeyes, I too am mentally ill.
>>205825051Awesome! I went there once, to Halifax and Digby and then took the ferry to NB. You guys are super friendly
>>205825180WHAT A LIFE
ex muslim atheist zionist saudi bbc poster terror attack in germany
Vacation has begunDrinking a beer and 'za is in the 'ven
>>205825220we try and be nice I think we do a good job
>>205825249>another Christmas market attack where some thirdie shitbag drives a truck through crowds of normiesIt's a more European tradition than Christmas iteself.
sharks
I need to get off this site before it's too late
>>205825303me on the left
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY AND JOYOUSWITH A BURST OF PLEASURE, WE FEEL IT ALL RIGHTIT'S THE SEASON WHEN THE SAINTS CAN EMPLOY USTO SPREAD THE NEWS ABOUT PEACE AND TO KEEP LOVE ALIVEMERRY CHRISTMAS!IT'S SO WARMTHERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WIND TODAYTHAT'S GOOD FOR EVERYONEYES, FAITH IS IN OUR HEARTS TODAYWE'RE SHINING LIKE THE SUNAND EVERYONE CAN FEEL IT, THE FEELING'S RUNNING DEEPAFTER ALL, THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE SLEEP 'TIL CHRISTMAS
>>205825303tranny shark
>>205825249grim
is 30 too old to be pop punk
>>205825361how the fuck can a shark be transgender, you ignoramus
>>205825290A lot better than we do, I'm from down in New England and this image is how it is around here. One day I'm gonna print up like 20 of these and put them in random shops in the Greater Boston area
>>205825417never too old.
so whats the latest on this terror attack
Proposal: Canada gets New England, America gets BC, Alberta, and 30% of Yukon
>>205825472no deal.
>>205825449religion of peace
bout to air this bitch out
just had an epiphany bros. i used to think i felt terrible all the time because the world sucks, not because of some chemical imbalance inside my brain. but now i'm realizing it's very possible that both are true.
>>205825494What if we take SoCal off of your hands
>>205825531you're digging it deeper. no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zN4_7hq77g
>>205825449theyre saying it was an EX muslim actually
>>205825523yeah bro i started taking vitamin D3 and eating whole foods and running and drinking filtered water. turns out my life is just booty ass and nothing has improved
just cleared an ancestral tomb in morrowind almost ran out of torches and was going to be trapped in total darkness
>>205825615how about instead of clearing tombs you try cleaning your room
>>205825615anything nifty in there? either way, you've earned a break.
>>205825638found a skull for a quest, a neat knife, a helmet, and gold
The entire population of India at this gym tonight wtfrick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQeEtYR2Db4
>ai rates me as handsome>mirror says im uglyhappens iyc?
>>205825677Welcome to hell!
>>205825661sounds great! how do you know it's for a quest? does it say "the skull of something-rather"? or did your journal get an entry?
This general is just going to be /um/ real soon
>>205825677
>>205825739i went to the tomb looking for the skull
>>205825472Worst trade deal I've ever seen
>>205825753We can only dream
>waiting all week to drink>friday arrives>no mood to drinkhappens to you?
is a postal strike supposed to annoy me? is that the function? how does me being annoying with Canada Post help them? I hate them even when they don't strike
>>205825787I don't drink
>>205825787
>>205825787put on a christmas movie
now that you guys mentioned last thread I recognize the Bulgarian has been gone for a while... did he get b&?
i just fucked my landlady in exchange for rent
>>205825831and then you woke up
>be faithful dumner>lead a happy life whipping my farm tools and herding my guar>die at a ripe old age and buried in my ancestral tomb alongside my forefathers>some skooma sucking nwah raids our tomb and steals my skullbro wtf
>>205825797annoyed*
>I don't drink
>>205825820he realized that no one likes him and fucked off
>>205825813k, ill watch the witch>>205825799you need to be 18 to post here
>>205825820he died irl
>>205825838i only sell skooma i dont use it
is getting run over by a BMW driven by a refugee just part and parcel of living in a big city?
>>205825854He posted his hand once and he had a lot of rings on it, he really was zoomer-maxxed.>unironic goth>hot-topic ahh fitCrazy how influential American culture is ngl>>205825874such is life in Turkgaria
>>205825842>>205825866faggot druggies
>>205825835next to yo mama
>>205825901>such is life in Turkgariamy friend, death surrounds us all
>>205825888you're selling it to that khajiit fella with the fake daedric crap aren't you?
>let us see another christmas in this place>they were all very much the same...nothing changed.
>>205825899>german state be like: AfD is the biggest threat to society we need round the clock monitoring. Muslim terrorist? those ar fine
i can be ur angle
>>205825919bitch nigga
>dec 20>barely had our first snow>not even an inchI'm in northern Illinois wtf, I literally pay taxes for my white Christmas I WANT MY WHITE CHRISTMAS REEEEEEEEE
>On November 29, Canada Post asked the mail services of all other countries to stop accepting or sending mail to Canada, leaving all mail unprocessed in secure containers from November 15. This mail could not be delivered or even scanned due to the strike.??????????????
https://youtu.be/moeAot5_Q_U
>>205825926yeah
>>205825978Ive got an inch for you*unzips fly*
the lads
>>205825934PART N PARCEL INNIT M8
I wish dark elf women were real
>>205826118that particular one is man-faced though
>>205825934what dies threat to society even mean? like a few more muslim terror attacks and a country implodes on itself? this isn't even the worst attack in europe's history.
>>205826118they wouldn't like you either.
>>205826142don't insult my Minthy you faggot!
How do I jack off in my parents' house while I'm here for Christmas when the bedroom I'm in doesn't have a door with a lock and it's next to the living room?
what is a christmas market? euros go there to buy knick-knack presents for christmas?
if i make a go fund me for some christmas presents will you guys donate to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfI_N0vyxaI
>>205826178Go take a shower?
will it ever get better or nah?
some of you zoomies are alright https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734720363062989.webm
>>205826231maybe. just don't count on it.
>>205826208i dont have money. sorry.
>>205826219can't cum without lube
>>205826263lord have mercy
>>205826267get a job then you retard
This is song is pretty funny, hyperborean evenhttps://youtu.be/6QDCfskk1hU
>>205826298He will. He always does.
>>205826318im too retarded
>>205826349useless piece of shit
>>205826231your life is going to rock, man. just give it a little time. you're going to have a 10/10 babe knocking on your door, a lambo parked outside, you're going to be able to buy your parents a sweet new house, anything you ever wanted. and the best part? you won't have to lift a single finger. it's all going to happen, just you wait
im the scientist who discovered monkeyboy
>your life is going to rock
>>205826231Wait for it to get better before you do anything to improve your situation. Even if it takes 10 more years.
>consent
>trauma
>>205823636Approach a boy
>mental health
watching livestream video of kensington philadelphia while eating yummy snacks and cackling
schizo responses
>schizo responses
>>205826530https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734738948918785.webm
Your typical soyjack poster is over 6' tall, has millions of dollars, and is generally well respected and loved in his community, and is able enter the kingdom of heaven without Jesus Christ.
boomers are so dumb selling a box of 100+ cassettes for $50. you know some neckbeard like me is going to sell them individually online for $2-5 each right
>>205826594Fact Check: TRUE
>>205826600Nigga just discovered how literally everything works
Chads screw her daily
>>205826600that's because their time is more valuable than yours.
>why aren't boomers even greedier?
out of wine, cracking into my spiked eggnog
>>205826617this is the easiest one to take advantage of though. you're just giving free money to weird neckbeards
I feel sad that I will never be a chad and fuck hot college girls t b h
>>205826271i feel bad for anons who don't have their foreskins
Everything online sucks these days, there's nowhere left to goI might actually have to go outside and touch grass
>>205826629you clearly don't know how to run a business. they couldn't afford my time
>>205826654that's the human experience
>>205826661your time is clearly not that valuable if you think $2-5 is a good profit
>>205826658With the right amount of willpower a cut crusader can jork it without lube
okay. i'm toasted. i'll see you guys later.
>>205826681you can see me? wtf
>>205826660Be quiet, no you wont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AviJyxkTsF8
>>205826641100 tapes for $50You sell them for $2 to $5That's $200 to $500Now listing a tape on eBay is what, a 20 minute procedure? Take photo, make listing, accept offer, print label, put into envelope? You're making less than $1 per hour up to maybe $1 and a bit. Then you take them all to the post office in bulk, that's still more time.
k19 the trannymaker
>>205826658most americans don't, it is what it is
>>205826701>Then you take them all to the post office in bulk, that's still more time.That's IF he's lucky enough for them all to sell right away instead of in small increments and he can only mail like 3
finally finished reading this biography on Napoleon after over a yearAMA (about Napoleon)
>>205826738why did he attack venice?
>>205826738why did it take you a year to read a book simpleton
>>205826738was he really a cuck or is that anglo propaganda
We should annex Canada and deport all the Asian and Indian males and females under 5/10
>>205826377pretty much
ima deport the contents of my balls into ur sister's ass
>>205826675when you sell 50 of them it is.
https://youtu.be/dNJdJIwCF_Y
>>205826767deport all indians and asian males who aren't cracked 10x engineers. cute women can stay
>>205826738>most famous Frenchman is Corsican >most famous German is Austrian>most famous Russian is GeorgianWhat did they mean by this?
our next prime president says we cant be the 51st state i wanna die
Whenever a girl has a conversation with me my pants get fucking filled with precum, its a bit sad
>>205826782no it's not and you're very bad at math
ryan tier post
>>205826638Ummbased??? Gonna make myself a nice glass with some rummy wummy. https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1734586098868433.webm
i met a nice girl my age and she lives right near me. how am i fumbling this
>>205826701>Now listing a tape on eBay is what, a 20 minute procedure?lmaoyou really have no clue how this worksthe more you have the more you sellgo weekly to the post office with all of the purchaseshardly an hour out of my week for a profit that i can live off ofand how's your business going?
>>205826830>>205826830>>205826830NEW
>>205826816Grim if true, but you should tell her that. Would be hilarious
>>205826826good luck
>>205826802most famous canadian is?
>>205826816>Whenever a girl has a conversation with mecant relate
>>205826817the numbers in my bank account don't lie lol. keep seething wagie while i run my successful business
>>205826858congrats on your $100
>>205826845It's extremely rare. Happens maybe once every three years. But it's very vivid and my dick gets ridiculously hard
>>205826745they were jealous that the republics he set up in mainland Italy were cooler than theirs. also they were papists or something. I don't really remember actually.>>205826751I'd go weeks at a time without reading it. usually about 2 hours a week on average is what I spent reading it.>>205826766he got cucked by his wife but then he cucked her back several times. his second time also cucked him but that was only after he was throned (gold digging bitch).
>>205826941>e set up in mainland Italy were cooler than theirsdidnt exist yet you KEK
Matched with some qts but now I’m intimidated
>>205826838Nowadays probably Keanu Reeves or JB or Drake something like that. Historically harder to say
>>205827013CERTIFIED LOVERBOY CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE WOP WOP WOP WE GON FUCK EM UP
https://skribbl.io/?UkChNZdL
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