Chrimbo CHOON edishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t2TzJOyops
poo smells lmao
Why does that anon keep saying mean things about me?
ty anon from last thread
>>205826704
catyank is a corrupt jannie who doesn't do his job and doesn't follow the rules he is supposed to uphold
I'm in positionGood night
>>205826719roarieng
>>205826714I saved it from /hr/ a while back
>>205826719>>205826722This is very cruel and hateful. Also I am not a member of the esteemed janitorial officers.
>>205826754can't believe I missed itI post in Jenna's /hr/ threads religiously
Nigger poo balm toothpaste.
where did they all go? those driven out by schizo melty spamming? is there a secret brit speakeasy
Two Chicago Town microwave pizzas for tea. One cheese and one pepperoni
Has anyone ever seen a catyank post get removed?It's inarguable that his habitual avatar use, and spamming the same off topic rubbish should be permitted.If he isn't a janny or a mod, then why do they give him a free pass?He's behaving exactly the same as the Belgian cunt and Mousenonce, and their shit gets removed, even if not as often as I would like.
>>205826843You'll get fat
scouring /wsg/ to find wembs to post here
>>205826852No chance mate. I walk to work and back and have a manual job.
>>205826863Why would you scour a board with audio for webms to post on a board without audio?
>>205826866those ids at self checkout wont check themselves
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel. Let strength be granted so the world might be mended
>>205826866sitting on the checkout for 11 hours a week isn't a manual job you demented little fetishist
>>205826852He's already fat
>>205826879because some of them don't have audio and i can remove the audio if it's not relevant
>>205826866They're full of polysaturated fats. Thought you studied biology
>>205826930LookI just got in from work. I need something quick and easy to eat. Get off my case will you mate.
>>205826946Fatty
>>205826946is it a 24 hour aldi
>>205826828omfdz is this real or some gook brass eye
>>205826765Found itOnly two were posted unfortunatelyhttps://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/4550355/#4626942Got plenty edits like this saved from various threads haha but just the two of Jenna
>>205826946fat tosser
>>205826956>>205826963I do taekwondo. I'm not fat.>>205826966No. We stayed later because it's Christmas week and there's a lot of stock to work.
>>205826946>I need something quick and easy to eat.Why? You're happy to spend half your day working for someone else, but not to spend even half an hour cooking a fresh meal?This mentality the British working class have around food is so detrimental to the spirit.
>>205826972grim freak
>>205826998Didn't know you could do taekwondo sitting down
>>205827009It's 1:34 am in the morning if I cooked now mumberg would go mental at me for making a racket.
Ah, hello all
>Never had steak as my mum won't let me buy meat with bones in case I choke.>Can't have chicken legs or thighs etc or anything with bones in. Mumberg will go mad. She doesn't like me getting raw chicken either in case I don't cook it properly. We usually get already cooked chicken.
more like tae kwon dough
Fuck up catyank
>>205826972>open thread>instantly see one of my postslelalso saved
>>205826972based
>>205827057>Can't cook a proper meal or mumberg will go mental at me for making a racket.
Team...I'm still a bit hungry
Lord Kier Stammer
>I had lessons for 26 months until my instructor quit. I passed the theory test on my second attempt. I have never been entered for a practical exam and my instructor would frequently have meltdowns over my driving. For example, I swerved on a busy road to spare a pigeon and my instructor had a fucking proper melty calling me a fucking idiot and all sorts.
Lord Fridge Raider
>>205827105I'm not going to kill a fucking pigeon you mong
>I'm a woman
>>205827110>>205827112Kek
>>205827092Mong, complex fats aren't broken down for energy immediately and don't leave you satiated. Buy some proteins and some wholegrain carbs and eat those next time
>>205827155No need to be so belligerent and have you considered that I have mental health problems and can struggle to cook a meal myself.
If the spiders are this big you are in an environment ill-fitted for the white man.
Eggs are like 9 dollars a carton but saveon still has an entire package of mint oreos for 3 bucks
>>205827176GET A FUCKING GRIP
>>205827112screaignm
>>205827176Yes you are a bit of a spastic aren't you
>>205827180Why
Sir Bone Eater
Fucking hell team I'm working everyday up to and including Christmas eve
>>205827210no clue. still trying to decipher their facial expressions. curiosity perhaps? anger? confusion. why indeed
>>205827244I finished on Wednesday and will not be back in work until the 6th of Jan
>>205827244>I'm working everyday up to and including Christmas eve
Need LARGE CHEBS gf
>>205827331denied
Might hop on fin
need a regular sized chebs gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfSWtK3bjpg
>>205827396kys
What can you even do with a biology degree anyway
ooo err 'ave a butchas at 'em knockas
scratching me bollocks
>>205827429can I have a sniff?
>>205827421https://www.civil-service-careers.gov.uk/fast-stream/fs-all-schemes/fs-science-engineering-scheme/
>>205827443*unveils me bollocks sensually like*
>>205827464not a real job
>>205827421detective constable direct entry.
im an adult virgin
>>205827421What do you do
>>205827545I'm employed as someone who collects benefits
>>205827544stop posting anytime
>>205827560might go to bed in a couple of hours, so probably then?
>>205827396How does it feel being in the same category of /brit/ posters as mousenonce, belgian cuck spammer, and sacked tranny?
whomsoever comes up with a way to keep toast hot for longer will be a generational trillionaire
quality control is here you can all fuck off to bed then
>>205827484Is that vanilla musk... or just vanilla and your own sensual musk?
>>205827588put the plate in the oven at 400^C for 50 minutes
poo naan
>>205827605>vanilla muskI didn't know elon was married
The sound of a mainland Euro trying to speak English is like nails on a chalkboard to my ears
>>205827544keep it up bronem
>>205827642
ahh yes
>>205827421ecological consultancy
>>205827633He is, and she is ripe.
>>205827664kys
>>205827689likewise
>>205827664:(
>>205827664I've always wanted to be censored.Thank you.
I'm doing extra credits in Russian too :)
>>205827404shan't
>>205827617
>>205827724Does the NHS cover tesseracts?
>>205827651She's not pretty enough to obsess over
Oh just fuck it all
>>205827712Shut up spaedo
>>205827753Bet you failed your GCSEs and can't speak a foreign language LOL
>>205827748Just wrong
A pensioner has said he has been forced to use a bucket as a toilet due to 14 years of problems with his sewage system.John and Kath Grimley, from Staffordshire, say they have been unable to flush their lavatory on more than 100 occasions since 2011.When it is out of action, Mr Grimley, 79, said there were times when they had had to store waste in a bucket at the end of their garden until the toilet was working again.
>>205827741Dunno mate, I'm still sitting in reception waiting to be born
>>205827704yes, your post was included with the idiots. :<
>>205827776entitled boomer cunt
It's 21/12/24Pretty cool
>>205827781It's the third most traumatic vaginal contact you'll ever have, but you'll feel better once it's over with.
>>205827776Broken Britain
>>205827771>foreign language
victorians went "i've got the morbs, the poo trader's cart missed our street again. i don't know how much longer me and the girls can hold out for"
>>205827771I can speak German, also I didn't sit gcses because I'm from Scotland
>>205827712>>205827771>>205824955>>205826719>>205826866>>205826879adam>>205826846>the Belgian cuntadam
>>205827811What's the other two?
>>205827818Victorians actually went>Blimey, our Queen is built!
>>205827839schizo
>>205827331
Melty
Can't stop wanking to twink blowjobs lads.I'm not gay though
>>205827842losing your virginity, and the sex change five years later.
>>205827818nowadays it a poo truck but the sentiment is the same
>>205827875Why is losing your virginity traumatic? Fumbled the punchline mate
>>205827893It was underwhelming for me. It's going to be traumatic for you. You'll figure it out when you get there.
Huge 190 meltie
poo smells (lush)
>>205827926um
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils;for time is the greatest innovator.
>>205827955Confucius say "Man who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"
Had two more Chicago Town microwave pizzas. They're only 260 kcal each.
>>205827998You fat bastard
>>205828009I'm a fucking female you clown.
>>205827998>>205828019500 calories each
>>205828019Lie on
>>205828019attention whoring faggot
Jenna Coleman Karen Gillan hot sweaty lesbian makeout and scissoring sesh
>>205828037with eyepatchesscissor me timbers
its really sad
>>205827998Life is so carefree when you're going to suicide young.
>>205828037um
>>205828019You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>205828037with AI, one day
>>205828050Nobody will miss you
>>205828045your small willy? we know
Doing drugs just for the sake of it not for me man
>>205828080The average length of an erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 in)7 inches here.
Adam whipping out the Brazilian VPN
>>205828044
join us https://skribbl.io/?UkChNZdL
Just want warm cuddly(not fat) gf with low expectations who just wants to spend evening watching telly and making fun of people.
>>205828080small white willies are why women like Jenna go black
Right Chicago Town microwave pizzas have been cancelled
>>205828095You sure know a lot about every penis on earth. Not strange at all that
>>205828109vocaroo plzzzz
music whilst drunkenonly way to be honestonly way to cry
>>205828116less than 15 seconds to google a wiki excerpt. wew
>>205828108why did you lock her outside?let her in :(
>>205828116He handled them all.I cleaned them for him.
>>205828109Have some toast that cools down prematurely
>>205828138not until she shows me the video
the internet is not fun anymore because it's just a constant stream of braindead stupid people's opinions being shoved in my facenearly every post everywhereevery comment section everywhereit's so horrifying I am still not over the shock of the smartphone influxthe majority of people really are that stupid and I don't want to have to be confronted with that I don't want to have it shoved and rubbed in my face over and over again
might just fuck work off for a few years and go live like a king in the philippines or some other such third world shithole get a penthouse for 1.5k and just flex on poor people
>>2058281324 pints
>>205828109https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycemic_load
trannies are all nonces
>>205828185I've got a glycemic load for you
>>205828185Gave your mum a glycemic load wayhay
>>205828166agreed
>>205824936>So depressed and anxious>Had to cancel a trip >Have to get new car >Only paid 13.50 an hour now I am killing myself
>>205828205sticky high five
>>205828128Chicago Town microwave pizzas been cancelled https://voca.ro/1b1w0PGaRz76
>>205828220Get your mits away from me, vile colonial beast
>>205828236baaased
Well Rorke?
>>205828239... let me just wipe them off first... god damned southern hypochondriacs
>>205828236This you mate? >>205828132
mental how many freaks here would rope if they couldn't post about their sordid little lives
mental how you got both hands down your pants thinking about it
>>205828109do cheese on toast
>Karen Gillanwhy do all scottish women look like this
>>205828324Built to take a punch
>>205828324Most look like they throw a mean right hook.
>>205828339Like how English women are built for BBC?
>>205828236Used to hate nightshifts. 8pm til 7am. Never saw daylight in winter
>>205828348VPN off yank
Holliday Grainger is a bonny lass I noticed the other day
>>205828324wait until you see what her mother looks like
>>205828369I take offense at that accusation
>>205828355I think I'd prefer them to morning shifts. Especially on a part time basis.
>>205828355Used to do 7 till 7 and then 10 till 9, easiest fucking money and wish I could go back to them
https://youtu.be/rBz1zSJl5Vo
I miss mousenonce so much it's unreal
How did you help your fellow Man today?
>>205828406wanked him off
>>205828406yeah, been posting Jenna all day, so probably helped a few people get off
>>205828430ah, yes, the sad handjob of human kindness
bout to eat this lesbian porn sandwich
>>205827713Hey wait that's not a cat
>>205828439sort your shite life out
penny for your thoughts
>>205827917his entire life is one big melty
>>205828439thank you x
>>205828488anytime <3
madness
I had a transgender threesome last night and when i was shagging the one that isnt my gf she came during and it turned me on so much and i came inside her then my gf rimmed her
>>205828459and a pound for your penis
>>205828506Bit gay innit?
blud just thanked him for posting pictures of a girl on 4chan
>>205828524only if balls touch
>>205828530It's an important, time-honored tradition
mental how reddit and soy and onions the sopranos is
>>205828545fuck up incel
>>205828524No i dont think so Bit degenerate as we bought a third person in to join us but not gay
>>205828556>Talk like a White manJenna would prefer he didn't!
Why do schizophrenics never manifest their ramblings about one of the many things that are actually actively trying to destroy us
>>205828552He was soy, Gary Cooper?
Honestly wish I could have a normal 20s I am broke and can't travel the world
*puts on my speccy glasses, and starts speaking in a whiney high pitched effeminate voice*Yeah, you heard him. Talk like us, white men
>>205828578The loud and rambunctious type
>>205828584That is a normal 20s
>>205828568they do... a million misfiring neurons, someone's gotta be right with some of their psychotic bullshit.
>>205828530more for the hot commentary provided x
I look fucking retarded man
what does the name Soogs even mean
>>205828612you're a bender
Goodnight team
>>205828616I think you're adorable
>>205828556Blud is from London, it's not a yank thing
>>205828629Goodnight young fella
>>205828600I mean I am angry because I am 21 and haven't really been able to do much besides go to Vegas and Tampa Bay. I am gonna rot in Chicago I wanna visit the UK because I like old British history
>>205828622Means cute and uwu
>>205828630Thanks big dog
Raasclaat battyman, polish me banana>daylight come and me wan go home
>>205828629>teamtop yourself
>>205828646whats up with her nose?
>>205828652isnt it jamaican
why are birds with brown eyes and hair so peng
Outnumbered Christmas special corr
Stop watching porn.
Start watching porn.
>>205828719these shorts always have a strong smell of fish
/brit/ used to be a good general
>>205828750/brit/ was never good
>>205828214Why are men so weak-minded?
Family have bought 1 (one) piece of Brie to last all ChristmasAbsolute madness
>>205828738she looks like she stinks and so does her bedroom
>>205828750i use this place as a skip lad
>>205828845Buy more then
>>205828857Got fuck all money
>>205828871Poor cunt
>>205828750Yeah, /brit/ doesn't hit like it use to when I first started posting here (2019)
>>205828878Tell me about it
>>205828842you mean the thought of dying frightens you?
>>205828852thats hot. dirty girls are best
Didn't get banned earlier although I should have been
lads lets play helldivers 2
You want me to post the reddit screencap of a guy's wife remodeling his entertainment unit into a "bar" or do you want to just imagine it in your head and get mad at it
>Horrific freak accident kills teacher and injures five children at Texas Montessori school
mad how peter thiel has decided to destroy america and the planet because a different gay man called him gay
>thanks for the maccies anon
>>205829027ok
>>205829010you fucks are always such little shit disturbers >>205829025haha now that's an oopsie
>>205829010Now post the one about school shootings
>>205829003she sounds based. lucky guy having a woman stopping him from being a faggot
>>205829010You guys know you're safe because you have all the deepest pockets pouring money into developing>>205829010 a jewish death laser
drinking an alcoholic beverage
have to bet up at 9 but i can't stop eating cheese slices
PARSIQ is a blockchain monitoring and event tracking platform offering comprehensive tools for analyzing, detecting, and preventing cryptocurrency fraud.
>based>guy>faggotstate of this freak
Started antibiotics the other day and they are absolutely wrecking my stomach and arse
the cheese is gone now i'm eating candied chestnuts
>>205829118>Started antibiotics the other day and they are absolutely wrecking my stomach and arseYou might be allergic.If I take penicillin it causes me to shit bloody diarrheaGo back to your doctor and let them know, they will prescribe a different antibiotic
>>205829118I shrekt my tummy with a sodastream just now. spent the last hour on the shitter
>>205829118That's actually a sign of homosexuality
>arab man is angry about muslims so he kills a load of christiansyeah i'm not buying it sorry
>>205829025
>>205829156This isnt penicillin, its something else and aparently this is a common side effect I've already looked. I actually feel worse than how i felt with the sinus infection it was prescribed for.
>>205829160the bubbles keep flowing
Any of you guys ever done theater?
Antibiotics are known to rip your guts apart. They can cause lifelong IBS.
quick glance at how our international aid is being spent in uganda
>>205829228yes
>>205829271Based lmfao
https://www.reddit.com/r/InteriorDesign/s/TGJEFVdBIWI'm sorry it was a "pub"I don't know what constitutes a full fledged pub. Apparently it takes wallpaper of a brick exterior and a giant metal bottle cap
wonder if you'll get to hang out with cute unstable girls if you get sectioned
Got sparked out in a flat roof pub
>>205829278You gay? Is it scary?
>>205829355we were made to do it in school
>>205829401Haha FAG
>>205829025oh, she didnt "intend" to do it (we believe) and therefore she wont be charged.??????
>>205829476>>205829476>>205829476>>205829476
