edition
>>205848938its mine you nincompoop
bwc is breathtaking
Edition he says, which edition?
Things I’ve been told off by my parents for since coming home for Christmas (so far):- Turning the taps off too quickly- Flushing the toilet too hard- Asking if the heating can be turned up- Encouraging the cat- Eating the “Christmas day cheese”
>>205849042breathtakingly small LOL
>tfw it's all real
>>205849012kys gingerpedo
>>205848968
>>205849074Sad state of that, a fucking Scream poster
i live at home always
>>205849074started my no porn new years ressy early so if you could please be more mindful to your fellow posters x
>>205849074
>>205849057/brit/ edition
how to make sure i stick to resolutions
>>205849099nothing wrong with scream
>>205849078>net worth in 2024 is estimated at $85 million>still has those disgusting moles or w/e on her face
>>205849093cared enough to reply
red bull winter flavor is so fucking goodfinna give my heart a hard time
Post prime Emma Watson
>>205849158That thing on her lip? Pretty sure that’s a zit.
>>205849070cope on
>>205849164fair play
>>205849126search multi groomer, thats the trimmer one
Any zesty fascists in?
>>205849169Which one?
>>205849185nonce
>>205849198https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Multigroom-MG3750-Attachments/dp/B01MSHQ5IQthis one
>>205849206I'm an incel hitlerite
>>205849232grum
Sir Expert Sucker
>>205849040yeah I know
multi groomer is my screen name on tor forums
reckon the roommate has been putting salt in my food, setting up a camera to catch the bastard in the act
>>205849232Esoteric
hapax legomenon
>>205849216iced vanilla berry
got cum stains on my mouse pad
srceaming
Any leather clad communists in with big black batons?
I can't get over how based she is. This is absolut QUEEN shithttps://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1870127195005563186
>>205849284*sips*
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732974280205180.webmgood morning women are stupid
"primitive technology" has been subpar recentlyhow many times is he gonna make the same fucking shed
>>205849320>i am the main charactercringe
>>205849313Consider topping yourself.
Fellows, it's the last I'll speak on it until I can gather video evidence and face a 3-day ban for it, but.Incest is the best cest.
>>205849320Is this the fabled sigma female?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gs842ZJx7osxreaming
>>205849342god the whole "you care about height but what about weight" shit is the most incel shit imaginable. fuck off loser.
>>205849252hmm...
>>205849385hello fatty
>>205849342I don't see the problem with women having a height preference. It's completely natural to not want to be shorter than your boyfriend.
>>205849385>t. fat woman
>>205849405I have a weight preference.She gotta be thiqq, but I cap it at 150kg. That's too thiqq.
>I can't get over how based she is. This is absolut QUEEN shit
>>205849360white incest is b-b-b-based!
>>205849435I don't see how it's contradictory. Don't like fat women, don't date them. Simple as, retard.
>>205849405t. either woman or retard
durag wearin cronem patrolling the streets
https://www.creedfragrances.co.uk/products/absolu-aventusasked for this for christmas
>>205849457You're the 15 year old deadbrain TRP yank, not gonna bother.
women be likeMY BODY MY CHOICEand then choose to be fat fucks
>>205849455>Don't like fat women>350kgThat's 25 stone, sir. Where does fat begin in the UK?
>>205849476guessing retard but you could still just be a woman
wish i went to see bladey in london :c
>>205849451My aunt and sister agree.Glad to have made them brunch. Glad to have the apartment to myself for the rest of the day.
>>205849508mate you're the one on the internet posting incel shit. get some pussy lmao
>>205849549Sent that freak flying.
It's time to G-G-G-G GOON!
I pay 700k a year in tax, and I’m proud of it.I’m a high earner (~1.5m / year) and pay a huge amount of tax. I’ve noticed a lot of this sub is about leaving the UK, finding more tax efficient locations and means, so this perhaps runs against the grain - but I feel happy I’m able to contribute so much here.Do I wish government spending was less wasteful? Absolutely. Do people abusing the system piss me off? You bet! Do I sometimes get annoyed about the constant narrative about needing to tax the rich more - yup.But I just wanted to say - this is mostly a great place to live, and the tax we pay makes a big difference to a lot of people.
>>205849488>Where does fat begin in the UK?Doncaster
>>205849549i've posted no such "incel shit," you're the one who doesn't understand very basic analogies
bean and sweet potato salad for tea
it pie night
>>205849649>>205849663duality of man
>>205849597bros housing the migrants
need to cultivate my hatred to previously unimaginable levels
>>205849605I'm on my way!
St George's Hall, 1890s and 2024With St John's Church - opened in 1767, closed 1898, and demolished soon after that.
On the dole againI can’t wait to be on the dole againOn the cans and it pie night for me my friendI can’t wait to be on the dole again
>>205849713can pack so many cronem in there
Took an official IQ test today and got an 80 which is 10 points from mentally retarded. It definitely made me realize I am nowhere near as intelligent/smart I thought I was, and now I'm starting to rethink my life
>>205849757luckily for you IQ means very little
>>205849747Why you packin crips in the hall, brotherman?
>>205849757FOY
kitchen porter job coming for 2025. time waits for no man
I did and IQ test and got 100. Full marks that is.
>>205849757I took a bunch as a kid - helped steer the curriculum apparently.I am not the genius they thought I'd be, just very good at pattern recognition.
>>205849803
>>205849728You have stolen this post from me, image and all. https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204431726/#204434193
theorising a Pokemon Emerald Battle Frontier teamMetagross with Adamant natureEarthquake, Meteor Mash, Shadow Ball, Aerial AceStarmie with Modest naturePsychic, Hydro Pump, Thunderbolt, Ice BeamFlygonEarthquake, Fire Blast, Dragon Claw, Solarbeamopinions?
I got 116 like 10 years ago. It has probably diminished since then from drugs and boozeberg
>>205849823Impressive, very nice
>>205849785getting them off the small boats, housed, fed, showered, paid, taken care of.
posted a card to my neighbour but he hasn't posted one to mecunt
>>205849844It was a good post. I thought it deserved a revival.
>>205849757
>>205849852Play fire red you nonce
>>205849872To what end? You're not collecting hands again, are you?
>>205849852i'd love to bully you IRL
>>205849895Fair enough
>>205849892i haven't even given a card to my sister
no such thing as an incel because any man can easily rape a womanthat's just a simple factit's by men's good graces that women are allowed to exist as they currently do in the western world
where's toby
>>205849909to no end, get them all on our shores, asap
>>205849901I have, but Fire Red doesn't have the Frontier
>>205849896In a room of three people, I'd be licking the windows clean.
>>205849522same but was out the country
Her fans are beyond thick. The comments defending this nugget flipping through books and papers just to clung to an object and appear well-read is hilarious. Good to see that there are more comments supporting the criticism regarding her ridiculous "book-object" stance. She has no clue what she's talking about, no wonder she keeps hiding behind an online persona. You can't delete a comment if it's said to your face. She is a loser and a fraud.
>>205849930But who gon keep the bluds in check when cronem dey all fly back t'odder shores, brotherman?
>>205849999
hilarious
erm ruby?
>>205849975where was you
>>205850005hordes of pale meat keeping them entertained
>>205850017I would be so embarrassed and feel like a complete loser if my younger sister had to drive me around town and pick me up from work or shopping. Money is no object here. She can easily afford a brand new car. So the problem is entirely her and her immaturity, lack of courage, and lack of the ability to mature. Really pathetic. Will they still be driving her around when she is 30? Stay tuned!
just done a cum
>>205850031Not 'round'ere, brotherman. Not 'round'ere.
Church Street, around 1900 and 2024
Nearly 6 full days without a poo
>>205850029doxab le
>>205850084Bring back Russel!
“intro (end of the world)” by Ariana Grande has reached 400 MILLION streams on Spotify.It’s her 35th song to achieve this.
Ariana Grande has accumulated 10 BILLION streams in a single year on Spotify for the first time in her career.
every time i look up reddit their front page is literally all celebrity news, F1, luigi mangione, people complaining about the price of things and donald trump, and comic book movies
day 46 without pooing
REALLY dislike arsenal lads
>>205850125>"The question has become not 'What's good?' but 'What's popular?' imprisoning in a degrading feedback loop of mediocrity those without the tools or ambition to dig their way out."
>>205850181Why are you even going to that accursed website?
>>205850176Haven't eaten more than 1k calories total this week and all I can think is 'how the fuck does anorexia exist?' this is fucking torture
>>205850176GWTD
>>205850176I'd slap my dick on he ribs like a xylophone
>>205850215same reason people come here
constantly feel like ive shat me nags
>>205850181Maybe take the hint then mate
I'm important
>>205850215>>205850181just trying to understand why it's so popular. like how many left wing unemployed people manchildren can there be to make it one of the most popular sites on the internet?
I'm impotent
>>205850084used to be based as fuck with cholera and pestilence and racketeering and pollution and dying of the common cold, now its full of brown people
already eaten me teawill be on the bag shortly
lately i hear rorke's been empowering and holding space for queer disabled women of colour through the lyrics of defying gravity, and it's just giving such green flags and positive karma vibes, so i just wanted to signal boost this for any folks who need to read this today
Billboard names Ariana Grande the 6th greatest pop star of 2024.
Back from the panto. Was fine l guess the family seemed to enjoy it
Rorke's faither
meant to have my fifth wank right about now but cba
>>205850292full of of anti-woke nonsense boomers too
Only time I’ve ever gone to plebbit is to wank to r/hotgymnasts.
wanted to buy a beer but there was a guy standing next to the alcohol stand and I was too shy to go there
>>205850342mental Saturday night then? Hope you’re 30+
defeated BALTEUS then immediately went to Destroy the Drive Block to defeat him againhated it used every single assault armour i have
>>205850376Just come up and say hi next time, cutie ;3
hunter schafer.
>>205850342Oh no they didn't!
My favorite hotpockets are the barbeque ones
>>205850416He’s had his knob snipped off I presume? No bulge.
>>205850416mad them sucking your dick is a sinful homosexual act
>>205850462probably tucked
>>205850420roaring
>>205850416Bloke in a dress on hormones
>>205850466having your dick sucked is sinful regardless
>>205850524don't need to post your grindr bio here
>>205850186Irishmen's eyes pop at thisSame level of human
>>205850543done me like a bahn mi
BGatesisSatan on twitter claims Taylor Swift is a bloke and he pointed out her dick bulge
dog is going to be have to put down in the next few months, dreading it, had her since i was 9
>>205850596if she's a bloke i'd love to suck her cock
>>205850596Napoleon Dynamite innit
>>205850610:(
>>205850610Why, what's wrong with her?
oh thank goodness heathermong is back i thought he might have died in extreme pain with nobody around to help him as he whimpered and cried
>>205850610months is an odd time frame
>>205849063You've ruined their threesome with the neighbour
>>205850628mmhmm
>>205850662end stage liver disease, vet said it could be anywhere from 2-4 months but i can see it getting worse everyday
>>205850703would love to punch this bitch in the stomach
>>205850416such a long manly frame
>>205850708don't drag it outif you're gonna trust anything on this site, trust that
>>205850416Male forearms
>>205850703would love to lick mine and her cum off that cute belly
rorke>NOOO. THESE PAGANS AT STONEHENGE ARE INSULTING JESUS BY CELEBRATING WINTER SOLSTICEleftypol>uh, but you're going to be celebrating christmas in 4 days which was originally a festival for the pagan god saturn at the winter solstice and then later morphed into a dedication of the sun god sol invictus by Emperor Aurelian?rorke>*nonsensical racial slurs*
>>205850416cor would love to suck her dick
>>205850775um
>>205850777HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
another day swapping between VPNs and posting the same 2 trannys is it lads?
>>205849360What happened?
>>205850610F
rorke driving a car through stonehenge on the winter solstice
alcohol, such vile muck so it is. hope youre not drinking the vile stuff
>>205850777unemployedhewoman>I HAVE TO BE AT TOIL FOR FOUR HOURS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. LIFE IS RUINED! THE PATRIARCHY HAS RUINED MY LIFE!
Oliver is such a limp wristed first name. If your name is Oliver, just change it to Pussy already.
>>205850610just in time for christmas, chang
the current man city downfall is very well deserved and satisfying to watch love seeing pep having constant melties, hope they get relegated for breaking financial fair play rules too
>>205849549LMAO, fucked that christfreak right up his puckerhole
>>205850853I will fucking cut you
>>205850846
>>205850828why would rorke destroy an iconic british monument that holds a festival that has been practiced amongst our peoples for thousands of years?
>>205850828leftypol turning a blind eye
>>205850862genuinely got cursed when Haaland said stay humble. VERY funny
>>205850853oliver cromwell
>>205850897because he's an ortholarper
>>205849597>Do people abusing the system piss me off?Surely he means the politicians and the rich people
>>205850871Aww is wittle Ollie having a wittle meltie?
Weirdest thing about reddit is their love of dogs. It's utterly bizarre how they act about dogs. I have two dogs and no kids at age 30, often saying my dogs are a substitute for kids, and I'm still not even REMOTELY close to the grotesque behaviour redditors have about dogs.
Thoughts on the rise of femcels?
>>205850871Women love it though, I'm not saying you aren't a shagger.
>>205850936doggos
so have you lads found a new ad block extension to evade yt's fascism yet?
>>205850853would like a word
>>205849852My opinion is that you should shag
>we had to run to the west to sponge off the white mans generosity and civilisation >this is because my country was too corrupt (no regard for law, constant bribery and theft, favouritism over meritocracy, every man against each other, full of short sighted violent retards) had a wacko dictator, and are constantly fighting each other in civil wars because we are brown inbred extremist retards. also we can’t keep a functional power grid or reliably feed our population
>>205850966Yes it's called Firefox.
>>205850936puppers
>>205850956I am not a shagger, I'm a stabber
>>205850966you just disable the quick fixes in the filter listyoutubeberg sent spiralling back to the server room
yeah?
>>205851002shit stabber more like
how are you all sober on a saturday christmas
Jump-scared myself with my reflection in a full-length mirror in John Lewis and now my whole weekend is RUINED
>>205851012I have been done, changing my name to Charles.
>>205851026don't drink
eating ramen again lol
>>205850920don’t know what this means
>>205851029
>>205851008yeah
>>205851026im not though hahaha
>>205850816Aunterley told Sisterthorpe about our little drunk romp, and apparently how I don't have any sort of refractory period... which turned into plans for a drunken conversation... which almost immediately turned into plans for drinks and dinner at my place... which turned into me going so hard for so long that I began firing blanks... and then brunch.
might reinstall hots
>>205851047no youre not. most likely it's pot noodles or some shit and you pretend it's ramen
keep thinking it’s like 10 or 11pm cause i’ve been up since 4 this morning
>>205850897>our peoplesHow many peoples?
>>205851063Hate these little cunts
>>205851029that harsh down-lighting does a number on the old hairline
waiting for the e-gf to text me back, its been 2 days haha x
jarvis, do myself in
mad how much cheaper second hand fleshlights are
>>205850980Haha, yeah man
>>205851121
mental how we might need to cut 20k soldiers or retire our aircraft carriers because of lack of cash
>>205850946Trump's gonna ban these queers from our military thankfully
saw a lot of piff blondes with black boyfriends in town earlier
alexa talk dirty to me
>>205851116how did his body withstand all the g forces and getting slammed into concrete at hundreds of miles per hour
>>205851069That didn't happen
>>205851090oh wow that's super interesting dude!
every time i drink i listen to old bangers, shit i used to listen to when i was 15.
>>205851141could probably fund all that just by opening like 200 Gregg's in the US
>its a ""keep chatting with the coworker about nothing and everything""dont know why i bother. she probably has a bf
>>205851159inertia dampeners
paneer curry, chips, and a naanrammed down the trap
imagine if your mum was goth
>>205851184ktim
>>205851184are you me?
>>205851183name 1 interesting post in this general (not your own)
>>205851248>>205851236
>>205851226fuck sake might have to get a curry in now
>>205851202just be resevered and keep it goingif she mentions she's single it means you've already won
>>205851236err
>>205851184>>205851234>>205851247Post some of those bangers here, I'm in the process of getting brain damaged drunk tonight
keema naan, garlic naan, cheese naan, naan
>>205851261mine was homecooked, but you're free to get an order in to abdul
>>205851226corr corr CORR, you reckon the brown beast who made this put extra fecal matter from under his unwashed fingernails in there, maybe a helping of his jizz alongside the ground up white children you're eating?
>>205851236Why do I want to suck it
Stop posting gay shit.
20 BEST CHRISTMAS ANIMEhttps://myanimelist.net/featured/1056/20_Best_Christmas_Anime__Which_will_you_ask_Santa_for_this_year
>>205851304>>205851294My local Indian is very professional and trustworthy
might watch a film tonightnot sure what film thoughrecommendations welcome
>>205851304> ground up white children you're eatingpaneer is made from milk, it's a cheese. and as i stated, it was home-made.you've made yourself look like a right tit, haven't you? eh? haven't you?
>>205851304>bloke talks about having a curry>you immediately start talking about a brown man shitting and spunking in food and cannabilsing white children
got some rancid "korean inspired" chicken wings from m&s because they didnt have any sweet and sour like i fucking wantedim reet mad
>>205851359grumpy old men, followed by grumpier old men
>>205851337suddenly craving cottage cheese
>>205851376Can see her arsehole.
>>205851198Centaurs are the best. Face and boobs of a human but the wonderful pussy and donut of a horse. Fuck, wish they were real.
rattled those goyslop consumers kek
>>205851359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMFZ6paXmKc
>>205851397
>>205851376Would feast on her poo like Henry the Eighth tucking into a wild boar.
>>205850946brb, putting things in Jones' bum.
>>205851272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLopP8OTt6Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHb8AJDR5Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRBNOwyMS3w
should I get my grandad wine or whiskey for christmashe drinks both
>>205851376right, willardsteins coming out
>>205851446Did not expect this level of kino from a yank.
the episode where they translate english into spanish into german and niles defends maris' honour
>>205851178Well then I had one hell of a dream, and woke up with a bit of soreness next to two drunken slags that I'm related to.
>>205851461get him a clue
going to have a shower then shave my body and trim my nails and have a glass of wine xx
>>205851461Whisky
>>205850872burn her cunt with hot poker, cut off his sack
>>205851486>>205851486i gotta shave my ass crack before the end of the yeargetting a bit bushy, don't like wiping over a bush
my heroes are charles dickens and david hume
>>205851486post your tits and your vagina
>>205851461Doesn't he have a preference you are aware of? In any case I would default to whisky simply because it lasts longer and is a better gift. Once you uncork wine you basically have to drink it in a few days. Whisky lasts practically forever even opened.
>>205849405>tfw no tall gf
anything good on prime video?
>>205851543i’m a boy and have a willy x just like having soft skin and being comfy simple as
>>205851562Need a gf EXACTLY like this.
>>205851540why don't you read them then? guarantee if i asked you a question about Treatise on Human Nature or Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding you would be completely lost
>>205851606go on then
Times you acted like Ray Shoesmith
https://youtu.be/Wk_6hVBClyY?si=Q2UL63fuckoff
>>205851159Plot armour
>>205851648I'm bald
>>205851657nanotech wasnt it
>>205851580clarkson's farm
>>205851615ok here's something i've been wondering. the last line the Enquiry says> If we take in our hand any volume; of divinity or school metaphysics, for instance; let us ask, Does it contain any abstract reasoning concerning quantity or number? No. Does it contain any experimental reasoning concerning matter of fact and existence? No. Commit it then to the flames: for it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion.doesn't this mean we should ignore all of Hume's preceding arguments?
>>205851681im not watching that sodomite
>>205851722>>205851722>>205851722
>>205851684who cares you absolute nerd cunt omds
>>205851723bro evaporated
>>205851732i had a little bit of hope. silly me.
>>205851723rorke ahhh moment
>>205851606wow rude
