Americans be like:>Eww Bri'ish "food">*takes a bite of their sandwich*>How do they eat that?>*drinks a carbonated beverage*>It's all disgusting>*eats some crisps (potato chips)*>Beans on toast!>*makes all their snacks cheddar cheese flavour*>Get some real food>*bakes an apple pie*With no sense of irony.
Alri
>be American>eat American food>point out that British food is awful slopYes, and?
>>205853117Yeah not bad mate. Neighbour keeps yelling "shut up!" really loud randomly and it's doing my head in. You?
>food made by british "people"
>>205853245Y'all niggas eat beans too
>>205853245same consistency as the morning shart
>>205853245What's wrong with that bread?
>Hey chuddo, she's in Australia, want to go to the barbie?
been in bed all day
>>205854476Bit late to get up now. Just go to sleep and try again tomorrow I reckon
>>205854469fuck that's impossibly good for an asian
>>205853245
Narrowed it down to 3 films.>Jurassic Park>Raiders of the Lost Ark>ElfWhich one should I watch lads?
>>205854527Konosuba
>>205852352British food is extremely underrated. People say it's gross just because it's a lot of brown slop but it's so tasty
this isn't the new you RETARDS
I-is this the thread?
>>205854565Didn't say it was did I?
>>205852352Apfelkuchen is German
I have poured beans on toast a couple times as a "oh shit I'm hungry at 2AM and nothings in the pantry" kinda meal, I just didn't know it was a delicacy
>>205854527Elf you retard it's christmas
>>205854514It's real my chud
>>205854677Corrrr! Do you reckon she shits with that arse?
>>205854580That's what people post on /v/ when they want to see... Yeah
>>205854697190...
>>205854626Zip it Hans this isn't about you
>>205854506yeah ...