bread sauce edish
Roy "Chubby" Brown
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaw_Wy6XDFk
Haven't really enjoyed the last few time I went to the pub
>>205856395um
>>205856350>Not actually called Roy>Not actually brown>Is chubbyGot his quotation marks all wrong
>>205856397why?
>>205856397why not
>>205856397why haven't you?
>>205856424>>205856432Never ask me questions
>>205856274potatoes are good for you though innit
A woman not speaking fluent English is a real turn-off for meHow can we connect if we can't communicate clearly and easily?
>>205856455>>205856449
>>205856397>go to tha pub with Jenna>she spends the entire time in the men's restroom...
say it ain't sooooooooooooooooooo
>>205856464Lisa Simpson never said this
>>205856464>Superhuman AIAs opposed to the human AI
>>205856397dont mind the pub but how much i enjoy it there is dependent on who im with and how noisy it is
mental how the shaggers are out right now enjoying their lives and /brit/ soldiers on without them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNZC1gXFaiUJaps are weird. I love it
>>205856478this, except if the girl is french or russian, their esl accents are qt
>>205856484
keep telling the wife to relax her pelvic floor when i'm tonguing her arsehole but she keeps tensing up so i can never get it all the way
beef fried rice with a chicken Ieg for tea (was worth posting this and the first time)
>>205856516based
In 1992 in France this guy went through a time war back to the middle ages and the city was a medieval cobblestone village and the hotel was a small inn. He woke up the next morning and it was a modern city again.
>>205856522just bend her over innit?
>got these shite little goujon things from iceland>air fryed them last week>dry as a fucking bone and tasted horrifying no matter how much condiments you drown them in>had them in the oven this week>stupendous goyslopjust goes to show you ladsair fryers can't do everything
>>205856397Not been enjoying boozing in general. Been telling my mates I'm moving on to shorts after a few pints and then I get soda water and lime cordial, pretend its a G&T
Only Connect Christmas Specials return Monday 23rd December on BBC Two.
>>205856554Did he now
>>205856516he deserves it for not leaving her
>>205856516holy grim
>>205856460perhaps not in the quantities I've been eating them
>>205856424>>205856432>>205856449Alcohol is shit, skint people vibes(?) and too cold (no heating?)
ESL colleague telling me that English has no suitably emotional word for noting someone's absence Me educating them on the words longing, yearning, and pining
>>205856516how do you react without looking mad?
>>205856614good webm
>>205856337this + shagging them so hard their cock and balls are just flopping around in every direction and they end up spunking uncontrollably
>>205856607go to a batter pub?
Everyone is up in arms because some onlyfans girl had sex with 100 men yet not 2 days ago I was watching a JAV where a girl sucked off 100 dudes and swallowed all their cum. She threw up a lot of it during the face fucking but still.
>>205856614wish i had a cat
god i love british women so much
Japan has lots of ghosts.
>>205856516This is maybe the worst nightmare of what could happen on a date
>>205856622wrap a pint round his bonce
>>205856638Hard to find good ones these days
>>205856616reviewed a foreign colleague's pull request and after i gave feedback he said he would "do the needful"almost lost it
>>205856662Me toohttps://litter.catbox.moe/huoqlh.jpg
>batter pub
>>205856616I'm yearning for big bazza to come back from his fag break and finish these hash browns for the eat-in zinger tower meal
>>205856662See THAT'S how you eat a banana
>>205856662This stupid tart fucked over our Andy she is SCUM
>>205856696um
>>205856516this is fake and staged
I'm hungry.
>>205856622You insult him verbally to goad him into reacting physicallyNobody in that noisy club will be able to tell what you were saying to him, that everyone will see him swing at you and that's what's incriminating
surreptitiously types aria lee into xvideos
just saw a not safe for work image on a safe for work image board
>>205856662she looks like a SEAmonkey though
>>205856737what the freaking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88myl6Yyk_g
>>205856711how else would you eat a banana?
>>205856733
>>205856764naur way m8
Well lads? For me it's B, 6, D
>>205856782um
um
>>205856782Once again. Perfectly smooth. Unbelievable really.
>>205856796B6A
>>205856790holy peng feet
>>205856782>it's all getting wasted on the floornoooo
>>205856782those shoes are too big
>>205856782That's a bloke
Wish Diego was here so I could rub his chubbie cheeks
taking two books home for christmascant carry anymore in my already bulging bags
my tranny fwb has a bigger gock than me but she is still the bottom :3
Me frantically slamming at my keyboard after it cuts out at an inopportune time while I am looking for "babysitter" pornography
Janny mate, pull your fucking finger out you lazy cunt
haven't had a "verifcation not required" in a long timenot on
>>205856780Fella in here had a banana (peeled) in a bowl with a fork
>>205856796E 1 A
>>205856835Were here*Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>205856855easy fix
fucking trannycord can fuck right off
>>205856848>a bigger gock than meHOT
>>205856835
>>205856854He’d get it
>>205856796D,6,F
>>205856828Obviously waited until his mum went out so he could wear her heels and dress up like a sissy…
>>205856880state
>>205856855The new captchas pissed me off so much I just paid for the 4chan pass
>>205856850Typed "sexy baby girl" into google once while trying to buy the ex something without thinking. Decided to follow it up with a search for "I didn't mean it like that" just in case
>>205856854why do women with perfect bodies always ruin them with tattoos?
>>205856902erm get what?
>>205856789he thinks hes people!!
>>205856855get your (You) ratio up lad
>>205856908nomy "cum" belongs in the toilettranny and black cum belongs in Jenna
reckong having a trans friend would be fun
>>205856848same but I keep her locked up in chastity
>>205856878I says was ok >>205856894Arrr *rubs Kavana's chubbie cheeks*
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>205856938it's not they're fucking mental and annoying
>>205856926that's nae a woman
>reckong
>>205856946fella eating a banana in a bowl with a fork
>>205856950i don't mean your typical lgbt trans but the self decrepating ones that post on 4chan
>>205856906Who's his mum? Fucking bigfoot?
>>205856936you're a weird cunt manfuck off
if youre going to post tranners at least post the peng ones
crying my eyes out, want to kill myself
>>205856936Getting cucked by a tranny is a new one
>>205856938Hopefully they're a degen and I can have lots of fun talks with them on discord :3
>>205856946guy pouring milk before the cereal
>>205856946someone ejecting thick waves of liquid silk from their flesh nozzle
*steps into christmas*
>>205856988
>>205856991then do it
>>205857013god damn if that's a guy then i'm gay and proud
>>205856993best of both worldswoman so it's not gaycock so it's actually fucking
>>205857013thats the stuff
>>205857013corking nora
Would you mind a deaf gf?
>>205856991*gives you a hug*Everything will be ok anon
Just hopped on, why is there so much tranny posting going on?
>>205856991you are just an angel who wants to return to heaven. many such cases.......
mad how you can link porn without it getting jannied
>>205857017thanks mate, this was the post I needed, actually going to kill myself now
>>205857030she's a woman so your fragile sexuality can remain intact
>>205857063F
>>205857044not really, would be fun yelling at her all time lol
>>205857049all of us wank to trannies
>>205856991Get yourself into mindfulness meditation and self hypnosis if you can. Helped me with some emotional issues.
>>205857049Sexually frustrated people in the trannycord
nobody:not even leftypol:minecraft zombie rorke: bruhhhhhhhhhh
I’m woke up
>>205857110not me. im just normal gay
trannies are disgusting
>>205857119screamed
rubycord's been dead lately
favourite non-conformist animal?
>>205857033What about black trannies
>>205857171The butterfly
hefting home two laptops an ipad a camera a spaker all on the train tomorrow5 hours going to fucking sick of it
>>205857171Turkeys
>>205857188>I can suck BBC with Jennabased
um dont want to see that
>>205857199
>>205856993It's becoming more common. There's a QoS hotwife on reddit I wanked to that started shagging trannies. Bit of a turnoff desu though because some of the trannies she goes with are old and really unconvincing
>>205857199gchq are you going to let him threaten me?
just finished a mega wank that i’ve been tugging intermittently at since like 4pmnot much to do on these long winter nights
>>205857199where and why
>>205857171the humble llama
>>205857220thought you weren't into that
>>205857255
>>205857202you're a spaker
Phew. Almost forgot to take my creatine and 15 assorted supplements for the day. Could have been catastrophic if I missed that
>>205857199that's a sharp sword
>>205857275I am when it's a female penis
>>205857242Bradford, they were caught listening to music
I’m an emo and I do my shopping at aldi
>>205857239umwho?
>>205857300
>>205857199why are brown cunts like this?
>It's becoming more common. There's a QoS hotwife on reddit I wanked to that started shagging trannies. Bit of a turnoff desu though because some of the trannies she goes with are old and really unconvincing
any darts man in?
Just seen rorke drop to his knees in the dole queue
>>205857199umm
someone's been on /gif/ and posting the shit here all day from the rekt thread
do women like having sex with mtf trannies like how men do
>>205857320ukmistressrose
>>205857290This but unironically
i want to fuck a tranny at least once in my life but it won't happen because i'm married
>>205857342just a bit of banter innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcaqpzVXHDomad how we'll never go back to the pastit is forever changedGod help us all
>>205857380post your wife's arse
>>205857379What part of my post made you think I was being ironic?
>>205857405this but ironically
>>205857366Women don’t know what they like
>>205857380It's a lot more like shagging a bloke than you'd think
>>205857402
>>205857430What about shoes?
>>205857440how do you know this
>>205857366no, men as a general rule are much less picky than women for evolutionary reasons so will shag mostly anything. a man will happily shag an ugly 4 if he could get away with it and no one would find out. some even shag each other.women on the other hand are far more selective and if they aren’t shameless hoors tend to take a good while before picking a guy they think is right to sleep with and start a relationship with. Most women generally want a relationship out of sex while guys just want their bollocks emptied. Anyway to get to the point no, a man might a loonball woman with a buzzcut wearing men’s clothes but most women don’t want anything to do with an incel on synthetic estrogen dressing up in women’s underwear
>>205857443They’ll have a million pairs and still say “I dunno what to wear” or “I have no shoes”
>>205857441grim
>>205857441does she have a...
love how there's one of these 24/7 running war maps for the us lmao
>>205857366>like how men do????
been scouring all the image searches for the origin of this but havent found anykinda obsessed desu
>>205857497god I hope
>>205857472shagged a tranny
>>205857490>>205857497No to both
>>205857527CWLTSHC
>>205857441Not even joking but that arse is worse than mine fs
>Bald and Bankrupt visited Assadless Syriawell that's my Saturday night kino sorted
Me dad is making pork chops for supper!
trannies haven't got any friends so here they are taking it out on a /brit/ thread on a sat night
kung fu pandafunny
>>205857555post yours
>>205857565probably the single most boring meat ever invented
Please don’t post lewd soogs it kills the illusion for me
>>205857515It's really just black people killing each other, theyre segregated off in their own neighbourhoods.
I'd eat a good pork chop over a steak any day of the week
crickey thats a knobby honker
>>205857578fag
>>205857558Loved his latest india video where he doesn't even try to pretend he likes the place
>>205857624screaming
https://youtu.be/aKZ_MUbuk_Q
>>205857658
Never really understood the point of trannies. Either have sex with a man or have sex with a woman.Don't see the point in needlessly complicating things.Bit like when you can't decide what food to get so you order one of those fusion things and you're sat there eating a weird sushi burger realising you should have just picked something proper.
>>205857675WHOA MAMA
>>205857691what if you're attracted to willies but not blokes?
what marketable skills will AI not replace
>>205857730poo wanking
>>205857691Can you people go five minutes without mentioning trannies fucking hell
>>205857691i like fit womendon't care if they're afab or trans
>>205857691Hit the nail on the head, I just can't get over the fake high voice and manly features hidden under makeup.
trans
I don't condone Americans but the fact of the matter is they (you) me a lot more frequently than native-born /brit/posters.They do the jobs in /brit/ that brits are simply too lazy to do and for that they should be respected.
>>205857730If your job can be replaced by AI you don't have a real job to begin with
got the ariana on
>>205857521imagine Jenna Coleman with a penis
>>205857730the comforting presence and reassurance of another person
>>205857766happy to be of service
>>205857767epic
>>205857772That'd be hot
Imagine being a proto-human hunter on a vast endless plain of shrub and desert, your culture consists of cave paintings and your language has less than a few hundred words. You don’t even know how to farm and just run about naked eating shit you come across.Then some tall pale people come up wearing some strange material on their bodies and travel on big things made out of trees that are huge and somehow travel on the water. There are hundreds, thousands of them arriving every year and if you try to fight them they have pointy lightning sticks that bring instant death. You try to stay away from them but they keep building things like “railroads” and “‘mines” in the desert. 150 years later your great great great grandchildren are living in some poverty stricken druggie town in government housing when a few generations ago your people didn’t even know what a storied building looked like.That’s what happened to the Abos. Literal cavemen that were happened upon by the worlds most advanced race (Western Europeans)
>>205857691Nobody actually shags trannies or wanks over them on the basis of normal sexual attraction. It's all a projection thing. Wannabe trannies wank to trannies because they dream of looking like that tranny (coated in makeup, 75% plastic, perfect lighting and filters). There's a reason men wank over even the ugliest women but trannylovers never wank over ugly trannies. There's no autgynophilia in wanking over an ugly tranny.
>>205857838>trannylovers never wank over ugly tranniesspeak for yourself!
Good /brit/ posters: IMG_4292.jpg frogposterBad /brit/ posters: Everybody else
Need subtitles on literally every show on netflix because all of the audio mixing is horrific. Every sentence is a whisper and every explosion is a nuke at ground zero.
>>205857857accurate
>>205857730Carpentry
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
bed for me. big day ahead
>>205857924no there isn'tbe quiet
>>205857912>1998thats the year my dad was born
Relationships are kind of crazy manGuys who have never been on a date or had a girlfriend have no history, but then as soon as you date one girl then it's the start of a life-spanning chainIf you have a good ex, you will regret itIf you have a bad ex, you will regret itIf you have no exes you will (probably) regret itIf you're single you'll regret itIf you have a partner you'll regret itIt's a train of pain and pleasure you can never disembark, Kierkegaard going wild
>>205857876get yer hearing checked lad
3 packets of indomie and 2 fried eggs for supper
>>205857876i watch all my programmes with subtitles onjust the way it's done these days
He's mentally ill that lad I reckon
if you enjoy a grand strategy game once in a while you might be a child of god
looking at all the empty bottles i drank today and feeling bad about destroying my liver
wanking to ugly trannies
>>205858016We are all children of God mate
>>205857769Thank u, next
>>205857730Bricklaying, roofing, plumbing, anything that requires manual labour, really.
>>205858052yes, and?
>>205857944yes there is. And now im not sharing what it is because you were rude.
used google translate in the israeli generalsome vile creatures in there
>>205858035some of us are just npc's and pit stops meant to drive the children to their destinations/s
>>205858035Everyone except you
>>205858066just a wrong countryshould never have been allowed to exist
Can someone please post the picture of the asian girl with the angle that makes it look like she has a huge head on tiny legs?/deutsch/ being unhelpful as per usual
>if we play a jesus gig, we will be selling our souls!>well, jesus is the best guy to sell your soul to... that's kind of his whole setup
>>205858063won't ai robots do that
amazon basics laptop stand is the best laptop stand on the marketlooks a bit cheap (it is) but it just works
>>205858092
>>205858098plato said something along the lines of we forget our purer soul lives, it's akin to porting yourself into a roleplaying game
>>205858025throw mine of my balcony into trees behind the flat after i finish one so i dont get to see this desu
queen https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734816935718626.webm
>>205858132no that's not iti don't think it's edited i think it's just the angleher head is towards the left side of the picture
wagwan bluds
>>205858108Robotics has barely advanced for at least 20 years, every company that tries something goes bankrupt or gets bought out and disappears.
>>205858173did you get shoved into the lockers in school?how about kissed under the "bleachers"?
will we be watching the gyppo punch the slav later?
Trannies with cock cages on
>>205858167
love my sodastreambest kitchen appliance after my kettle and my air fryermogs my nespresso machine into obliviongeorge foreman grill? barely ever comes out the cupboard absolute waste of fecking time
>>205858212where? x
>>205858214no, friend, it's not editedand the girl is standingand it looks like her body is teeny tiny
brit used to be very friendly. there was an unspoken aura of union. now it's all hostile and seems like people come here specifically to argue. why spend time here if you hate everyone?
The infamous level 1313 of the Coruscant underworld was under the de facto rule of criminal gangs such as the Red Eclipse and the Exchange. The Republic law and order basically had no presence there.
>>205858196>Robotics has barely advanced for at least 20 yearsQuite simply not true breakthroughs happen behind the scenes or in specialized sectors, not in general-purpose humanoid robots that people associate with science fiction
last christmas I gave you my arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ksu86psqPU
>>205858275and the very next day, you gave me aids
>>205858271The general purpose ones are the kind of robots likely to replace the jobs I was talking about. Slightly improved production line machines aren't going to make a difference in the UK at least.
>>205858320uh oh boner alert
>>205858201No I was a cool chad. No one bullied me.No. I didn't talk to g*rls although some of them had a crush on me but I would bully them until they left me alone.
why did god make us
>>205858363he made you for a laugh
>>205858320porker
ᥫ᭡. ᥫ᭡. ᥫ᭡.
>>205858355Nice. Did you have a nice date at the prom?
>>205858363Because he could, essentially.
>>205858421what a sec, that's not a lovely cock
>>205858226you are a middle aged divorced wife. honestly what the fuck is wrong with you, ranking kitchen appliances
>>205858421hair is gross
>>205858421grim where's her willy?
>>205858226Big fan of my rice cooker personally
>>205858421obviously a blokeq
Sir Rice Cooker
>>205858497i hear a lot of good things about them but i just can't see myself giving up the counter space for what can be achieved with a saucepan/steamer
Jenna keeps her kitten and butt completely shaved btw
if you have anything more than a kettle, hob, microwave, fridge, and oven in your kitchen, with basic utensils, you are a certified bitch\
Sir Air Fryer
Courtship is one hell of the game. The reward? The fanny. It's a fucking rush.
>>205858421Mad how girls always have such lovely looking bumholes yet mine looks like a world war 1 bullet wound that didn't heal properly due to the conditions in the trenches
>>205858547i'd have an air fryer over a microwave any day
/brit/ legend 190cm master race getting abuse on /sp/ yhWe at /brit/ oppose this
>>205858571fry some cock lmao
>>205858497
>air fryer over a microwave any day
pick1. girl with pretty face but ugly vagina/bumhole2. girl with average face but great genitals
>>205858532I use it to cook full meals or at least steam veg at the same time. Got a little steamer basket. You can do fish in it too
>>205858618all girls are beautiful
>>2058586182
>>2058586182 obviously
need a gf with a smaller cock than me which is unlikely as my cock's arguably the smallest in engand
get the new made
>>205858757why would anyone ever want a gf with a dick SMALLER than your own
>>205858795>>205858795
