>>205861099
>>205863491i do this
>>205863491me
>>205863491I do this and I'm white
first post by a white man in this thread
>but sir!
is moo deng still a thing
>>205863558no, hes been exposed as a chud
How do I get an /x/ gf?
>>205863558Such a rapeable little porknugget
8th post by a brown man in this thread
cute doge>>205863606you DONT want that
As a regular 'jack poster I find it difficult to wear pants because of my large cock, large muscles, and wallet that is full of cash. I am relieved because an angel descended from heaven and revealed that us proud soyjack kings can enter the kingdom of heaven without the Savior Jesus Christ, as we are pure of spirit and free of sin.
>>205863606I can tell you how to get an ex gf: love a little too hard, care a little too much. Nice guys really do finish last. I know from personal experience
what kind of animal lives in a warren
Women scare me
shin chan
If I took acetaminophen now how long would it be before I could drink alcohol without it killing my liver?
Eating rice krispy treat
>>205863651story time? being a loving partner isn't a character flaw and you deserve better
I am the first white man to post in this thread. Pic related is me.
>>205863679a day
>>205863491me af
Morgan Wallen x Lil DurkName a better collab
>>205863699nordic as fuck
watching Spy Kids 1
Edibles kinda want to hit.
kevin tier post
Need Dasha to pee on me ngl bros
my hippiefu
Any1 here gay and retarded
WMAF is the future
about to exceed 2400 mg of guaifenesin within 24 hrs
>>205863799She's marrying an indian
>>205863799she mid
>>205863806Me in the top left.
>>205863804Nope, just retarded
>>205863799whore
>>205863799Anna has a hotter body. Too bad she looks like Nathan Fielder in drag
>>205863491My sweat / b.o smells like cum.
>>205863804Yup that’s me. I’m always a fuckin gay retard.
>>205863679damn I didn’t know this and have been doing it all weekinternet says bad effects from 200mg pills is unlikely but still, I will not do it again
Wish I could buy a single piece of coal and gift it to my friend
>>205863804>Any1 here gay and retardedyeah, schizopoo here. im gay AND retarded AND proud of it
had some chinese food that gave me food poisoning, pissed out my ass for 2 days
stares at you in no gf
>Just won a debate
>>205863871i could go on a hike to a certain area near me and bring back a chunk of coalthere's coal in them hills
>>205863896
>>205863889Wouldn't mind having a go at her dim sum
>>205863889what is wrong with her nose
the debate is already over, for i have depicted you as the soyjak and me as the chadjak
>>205863885bizarre thing to lie about
>>205863856Nah I'd take dasha over her any day
ordered some drugs
>>205863896>just sucked off a dude and swallowed
>>205863922Where did he get the pygmy?
>>205863932true asians have potato nose, it's ok
I’m a master debater just without the “de”
>>205863932shes chinese thats how their noses look
do we really have to do the exact same debate over destiny again? we did that in the last thread. some of you guys are so insanely autistic it's crazy
>>205863960its his son from his faithful wife
>>205863942i hope you get food poisoning
>>205863917Why does nobody pan for gold or try to mine shit by hand anymore?America lost it's soul when the 19th century ended
imagine big black hands clamping onto your hips from behind so you can't crawl away
>>205863491Delete this depiction of me
this thread is giving loser vibes currently
>>205864005yes. cum is grim when all the kids are off for Christmas
>205864005 is giving trans vibes currently
>>205863896>>205863922do you think his son has seen the vid
>>205863990i don't know, why don't you? are you soulless?
>>205863995
>>205863889
schizopoo is sperging out by himself in the other thread lol
Elon is unironically a threat
>>205864030>assuming I don't have a secret mine shaft in my basement that I have been working on for decades
>>205863977destiny is /cum/ culture, get over it
>>205864005>this thread is giving loser vibes currently
>>205864029yes
>>205864070stop being autistic
>>205864064Let's see what happens
I could probably kill destiny in hand to hand combat.
>>205864064and? what are you libtards gonna do about it? cry and shit your pants?
no son of mine will go to some state indoctrination institutionit's straight to the mines with you, boy
>>205864089settle down kiddo
>>205864088Damn imagine knowing your father is a mentally ill giga faggot. Your life is pretty much ruined at that point cuz you know you probably inherited the dysgenic faggot genes too
>>205864116!
I’m not gay but I saw the most perfect twink at the gym and I can’t stop thinking about feeling his smooth body while I kiss him. I want to frot with him and smoosh our balls together and cum all over each other. No sex though that’s a bridge too far. But fuck he’s perfect he’s so beautiful.
>>205864141>probablyDefinitely tbf he has likely been part of several abortions
>>205864141his son already shot him with a toy gun on his stream once
Need an immaciated vegan gf so I can slap my dick on her ribs like a xylophone
Tested negative this morning but have been coughing and feeling tired
There is a real possibility we could have a DOTR in the USA.
>>205864161>he has likely been part of several abortionsWdym like they tried to vacuum him out but he survived or something?
>>205864158i used to regularly get a chub during my post-workout showers because i couldn't help but think about banging a twink in the gym showersnot gay tho
>>205864199Probably but I mean hes probably knocked up a bunch of the OF whores he pays and they killed his kids
>>205864132What's it like being an autistic retard?
The world you grew up in no longer exists
>1. 200mg acetaminophen is a low dose >2. I took the acetaminophen this morning and ate a normal amount>3. I can’t just throw out the open drinks I have on my desk Am I coping here?
6 days without any gay thoughts -- feeling really good about this new year
Musk went radio silence after retweeting visegrad 24 claiming the terrorist in Germany was pro-Palestinian
>>205864181I wish but nothing ever happens
>>205864222you're seething lol
>>205864210Oh fuck that would be so hot
craig-dylan tier argument
>>205864247now think about your dad
>>205864220The thinking man knocks up whores from thirdie cuntsThat way you don't have to take care of any kids or pay for abortions.you can spread your seed far and wide like Ghengis Khan My chud dream is to go on a fucking spree across Africa and latin america and then die of ebola from fucking one of those monkeys I am an intellectual btw
>>205864242You are literally fine dude stop overthinking itJust don't drink like a litre of vodka
bought 2 bottles of wine as 1/2 or a 1/3rd of my stepmoms christmas present. Hope she likes it, I cant carry a lot of shit on my journey to dadberg's house
thinking about fucking twinks isn't gay. Fucking men isn't gay as long as you're not the passive partner
ok that's it, i'm doneyou guys have thoroughly pissed me off with all these posts about destinyi'm leaving
Doing the big christmas event with my friendsWish i had a wife with me here tho
extremely gay post
nigga announcing his exit lmao! just close the tab nigga oml!
>>205864323I’ll be passive if he wants to ride my cock. If that makes me gay, then fuck it, I like some Elton John songs.
There needs to be a board for e-celeb garbage
>>205864377there is >>>/pol/
anyone on windows 11is it still like this?
>>205864373passive means receptive. As long as no cock enters you, you are not the passive partner
>>205864402the search function is so unbelievably fucking shit these days
>>205864323>>205864264>>205864247>>205864210Why are faggots so disgusting? Leave this board Someone please post a pairs of tits to scare these fags away
>>205864296>ebola
>>205864402when win10 becomes obsolete i will just swap to ubuntu, enough has to be enough with winblows
>>205864419Hell yeah swag>>205864431Jokes on you, busta billy boy, I’m bisexual.
>>205864402Windows 11 is garbage. I wish it didn't come installed by default onto my laptopDon't know what to do cause I don't like Linux
>>205864456install win10
>>205864302Yeah, you’re probably right.
Mr T is going to deliver isn't he?
theres nothing gay about enjoying elton john songs
>>205864444I'm just gonna swap to SteamOS when they finally polish it enough
>>205864492Ngl I like goodbye yellow brick road and your song
Let me absolutely clear: It is not gay to fuck a man's mouth or ass from time to time. Sex with a man is essentially a form of masturbation, and it only becomes a perversion if it becomes your sole form of sexual activity or if you are on the receiving end. I only even call it "sex" with men as a matter of convenience. Real sex can only take place between a man and a woman.
>>205864492YOU NEARLY HAD ME ROPED AND TIED
https://youtu.be/VEyDNTLlRgUOFFICIAL THREAD THEME
good thread so far
>>205864501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc
>>205864511thank you i tried hard
>>205864492True. My parents are big fans and played his stuff a lot. He has a ton of great songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75r0nQu-hMs
>>205864516I feel like he'd be terrible in a fight
Have you ever thought about Shigeru Miyamoto jerking off before
imagine a world where i could attract a woman who isn't ethnic or fat
>>205864563I bet he says all kinds of chinese shit while he’s cumming.
>>205864563I don't think I have
>>205864563I try not to sexualize Japanese people
>this thread is funny>the other thread is made by a tranny
>>205864582maybe you should try attracting a woman first
Need to bag me a jeeta lay
>>205864606Xer simps will chimp out at you
>>205864606spinny has literally posted her pussy on discord before, she's not a tranny
>>205864606there is no contest between the two threads you dingus everyone is here
>>205863491reminder that original /cum/ threads at least until last year rarely had an edition or linked the previous thread. if it did it was completely ironic
>>205864626Post them here on catbox.
>>205864644reminder that nobody cares, nigga
>>205864323this is how romans viewed gayism. thankfully we've evolved since then to recognize faggots for faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktAdddKQ-NY
/cum/ has fallen, billions must retain
>>205864626Is this the power of a for sex only post wall roast?
>>205864606but you're an autistic tranny, AND this thread isn't funny.but it is funny watching you seethe about it LOL
>>205864644the goshpedo era of ops was just naked mexican women with no edition or previous
>the devil is associated with sulfur in the bible>both planets associated with the devil (mars and venus) smell like sulfurwhat a coincidence
>>205864688no it wasn't. goshcel never posted porn ops you fucking dunce retard
>>205864661>>205864688i care
who is this autismo shitting his diaper everytime someone says something about jason or Goshpedo
>>205864690Sorry that was me I farted
>simping and e-celeb worshipGrim era
>>205864690how the fuck do you know what mars and venus smell like nigga
>>205864684gross
>>205864722
>>205864722because men are from Mars and Women are from Benislolololol Benis :3
>>205864716yeah the last month has been one of the worst eras of cum history. zoomers and their consequences have been a disaster for the /cum/ race
>>205864732I need one of these and point it at spinsters feet
>>205864722it came to me in a dream
haha there's a guy in tf2 voice chat doing a dead on joe biden impression
>>205864747roastie's meat
>nnoooooo we're not discussing my boring conversations topics, le /cum/ has fallenyou can leave whenever boomercel
I came in ur mom('s ass)
>>205863491>I wanted to get a Russian woman to give me sex because the int said russia is poor and everyone wants to leave russia, but the Russian woman told me that the US sucks compared to Russia and she won't go anywhere, I suspect it was the larp of stupid lying Ivan who pretends to be a woman on the internet>Stupid lying Ivan is a propagandist from his reatrded poor dictatorial shithole
>>205864704no you don't autistic ass nigga
>>205864772give snow princess gf, Ivan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfwwmcA6Z6Y
>got a SEETHING reply from a zoomertard too easy, all too easy
Starting laundry this late was a mistake. Damn I'm tired
>>2058647870 attractive women in this video
everybody chill out and discuss strawberry ice cream
>>205864772Shouldn't you be in a trench somewhere in Kursk?
>>205864772Russian girls are worth more than gold on looks alone
>>205864801ah fuck you just reminded me, gotta do some too
>>205864772Soon.
>0 attractive women in this video
>>205864808if you eat that shit you're a fucking fairy
>>205864809shouldn't you be dead in a ditch somewhere in pookraine?
>>205864824
>eating strawberry ice cream is gaynigga shut yo bitch ass up
>>205864808I like mint and chip
uranus is the only other planet they think smells like sulfur, but it's not associated with satan. however there are some similarities between uranus (the greek god) and the devil
>>205864840Warning: Fragile
>shouldn't you be dead in a ditch somewhere in pookraine?
>>205864851mint ice cream tastes the coldest of all the flavours
>>205864855kissing the anus is a ritual for kissing satan
>>205864842why do you keep replying to me and not the person making the gay post
>>205864774hi nigga yes i do nigga fo real my nigga
>>205864869
>educated, affluent Saudi-German psychotherapist with extreme and very public anti-Islamist views drives a car into a crowd of Christians, killing five>someone who you would think would be an ally of Christians (a pro-west Saudi apostate) kills a bunch of ChristiansI smell MKU.
>>205864824you must be brown if those are the kind of white women you find attractive
I just remembered I’m actually very small inside and I don’t feel good anymore.
might be time for me to goon, any gooners?
>>205864883You really can't be this stupid, can you? wow a guy lied to avoid being extradited back to KSA, what a SHOCKER
>you like white women?>YOU MUST BE BROWNvery strange post
>>205864896i'm old school i just edge
>>205864887then go outside where you can feel like a giantstep on ant hills. crush doll houses. kick midgets in the face.
>>205864905No, you like UGLY white women, therefore you must be brown
https://youtu.be/bmj7KlIut1w
>>205864899So he lied on social media and even to the press, for years? Why? CIA/MI5/Mossad malfeasance, of course.
>>205864921>WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOUI hate Bono so much it's unreal
>>205864820noooooo not vladivostokthey have the only good radio in gta 4
not taking women advice from a homosexual, sorry
>>205864929>for years? Why?Yes? obviously?and I already told you why. Not great reading comprehension up in canada, eh?
>>205864933FEEEEED THEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
Don't worry, kid. Someday you'll get some bodies under your belt, and then you can afford to be a bit more discerning in the women you go after
>>205864921beb
>>205864953Already got your mom under my sheets, only cost a fiver
>>205863491
>>205864868sulfur dioxide is one of my favorite smells. that's what matches smell like. hydrogen sulfide is the rotten egg smell, it's mainly created by water and sulfur mixing
>>205864970OP is indeed a HUGE faggot, especially in this case!
>>205864908I like this car. It looks friendly and cheerful.
>>205864981Yeah Renault does that with their cars
>>205864908>kick midgets in the face.If you mistake a midget for a kid you end up in prison. I learned this the hard way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
all i want for xmas is you, isn't the worst xmas songi saw mommy kissing santa claus is
>>205864978do you smell your poo
>>205863977Autists aren't able to drop things like that. They hyperfocus.
>>205864951Why would he have been so vocal about it though? Look, what I'm saying about it being a conspiracy is facetious, however it's pretty clear he was sincere in his views, otherwise he would have been just another educated brown person in Germany (of which there are many). Lying to the authorities when asked is one thing; making your views ostentatiously public without being prompted is another.
>>205864987welp, in for a penny in for a pound. make it worth your while I guess.
>>205864029If he didn't, the other kids would have mocked him about it already.
>>205864996i said i like sulfur dioxide, not hydrogen sulfide. did you not understand?
>>205865003>Why would he have been so vocal about it though?because he didn't want to be extradited to KSA, dumbass
>>205864994No the worst one is Santa BabyEverytime I hear the line "so hurry down the chimney tonight" I'm forced to picture an old wrinkled Santa cock going into some milfs vagina.It's messed up
RUN, RUN RUDOLPH, SANTA'S GOTTA MAKE IT TO TOWNSANTA, MAKE HIM HURRY, TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE THE FREEWAY DOWNRUN, RUN RUDOLPH 'CAUSE I'M REELIN' LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND
>>205865015so thats a yes
>*desperately scans thread while hitting F5 for any sign of a (You)*
>>205864999>Autists aren't able to drop things like that. They hyperfocus.Yeah well that would explain it. Holy shit though very autistic today for some reason.
>>205865036
>>205865004If a super tall guy tapped that, would the kids come as midgets or as avg sized? Which wins outs midget DNA or tall DNA?Also not related but just had this thought if the government systematically bred midgets they could create a real race of hobbits/dwarves, but they don't do it and they don't tell any of us why.Fuck the government
>>205865017What you're saying would be more cogent if your point was that he did the slaying because he didn't want to be deported, not that he said what he said for years so as not to be deported. You're also forgetting that the German authorities are incredibly woke and that "Islamophobia" is still officially seen as a serious national security threat in most western countries.
205865034(you)
>>205865036ASUKA SEXA
>>205865054Tall DNA wins out in a midget vs. tall scenario. Midget vs. midget has a much greater likelihood of midget babby. Midgets are kind of stunted, usually proportions are off and don't work well. Then, every so often, picrel happens and you realize there must be a God. And he has a midget fetish.
>>205865068
>>205863491me on the left
I Believe in a Thing Called Love is one of the worst songs ever written.
Finding hair in food never bothered me that much
>>205865087>mid midget is proof of godGrim.
>>205865018>>205865036please... i've already gooned twice in the past 24 hours
Here is no water but only rock
>>205865087>Midget vs. midget has a much greater likelihood of midget babby.Bro what if midgets bred each other for centuries There would eventually be a race of humans as small as my cock
Is the Pookraine NAFO tranny seething about Russia winning again?
>>205865036vile
>>205865120does he literally ever stop?
looking at the internet
>>205865023I always thought the chimney was a euphemism for anal prolapse, but whatev
I hate "Love Shack.">>205865107I've gotten hair on my food at restaurants at least three times, two of which were Azn establishments.
i created OP's picture 3 years ago, I'm glad you faggots liked it.
>>205865028i don't like the smell of hydrogen sulfide. but did you know that the reason skunk's spray smells the way it smells is because it contains a sulfur-rich chemical known as thiols? this is the same reason many weed strains smell like skunk, and millions upon millions of people love the smell of weed. essentially they love the smell of sulfur. weed is also associated with the devil
>>205865098https://youtu.be/RbawsayImds
>>205865120I don't think /cum/mers are qualified to say if Russia is or isn't winning. /cum/ is mostly NEETs spending all day farting, gooning, and shitting. Sometimes they drink covfefe, have NEET naps, or incelwalks.
>>205865140Is a good picture sir
>>205865120>>205865132they've been winning for this long huh? Do you guys ever get tired of being constantly wrong and having all your fantasies crushed before you? Where was that big Donbas cauldron a la Stalingrad? What happened bros?
>>205865159That's not even me MEDS. Cope harder NAFO tranny don't have another meltdown
>>205863617>tf>tp
>>205863799That's a man
reading letterboxd reviews again and getting angry. People will say the most reddit, inane shit about the movie and get thousands of likes
cum is way to fast tonight!
>>205865159come on nafo tranny, tell us another story about how pookraine is DEFINITELY going to take crimea this year lmaoooo
>>205864402You have to search for files from Explorer at root level of "This PC". WIndows Search is shit.>.t just went from 10 to 11 and search still shit
>>205865217it's pretty slow
>>205865176>>205865218
Do you like this picture I took
>>205865159>>205865176>>205865218Fellas, it’s just not that interesting. The time has come to let it go. Let’s get an early start on a great new year by being less annoying, deal?
>>205865242pretty
>>205865238Ngl sometimes niggerz are based
>>205865242I do like it. Looks like a beautiful place.
still dont care about ukraine or gaza award
>>205865243What's interesting is how there can be... "Canadians" who hate everything about Canada and the West and constantly shill for third world countries. There's a word for these kind of people, actually several words.
im back
>>205865242Yes. Do you like my pic of dogberg?
god I cannot STAND the gummy texture of edibles
currently drinking wine
>>205865275i missed you, i don't like it when you're not around
edibles niggas be like>this gummy too gummy
alexa, is it bad to not brush your tongue
>>205865276he's cute i like it whats his name
>>205865285sorry. i went to the mall with my parents. hated every minute i was there.
>>205865300did you get anything you liked at least
>>205865280Alcohol > weed no matter how much burnt stoner brains cope
>>205865286yes! I dont know if its all the sugar on it or just how fucking thick the gummy is, but it always makes me squirm when I bite into them
>>205865309i got a pair of shoes and a sweatshirt.
migrate at 310 >>205863534>>205863534>>205863534
>>205865276Beautiful dog and cool heron too
mom is upset because she wanted to go visit her parents for christmas but i dont want to go
>>205865311edibles dont give me ashtray mouth or headaches thoughever
>>205865328just go quit making your mother upset you selfish idiot
everything that can be invented has already been invented
>>205865340what if your mom is a spiteful person who is always upset
>>205865345what about something that hasn't been invented yet that you have no idea about like nobody could have predicted instagram before phones
>>205865322Someone make a new I don't want to be in the troon thread
>>205865351that's fair i also have a narcissistic mom who's always angry if something doesn't go her way so i get it
>>205865328Go loser
>>205865363you've been spamming it for the last hour thougheverbeit
This thread is better when it’s about gay sex than when it’s about politics or current events.
>>205865381I begrudgingly agree
