shenmue edish
anyone watched this show
>>205865673>>205865681FOY
dire thread
>Remember Horrible Histories>Well we made something like that except theres these 2 racemixers from the present day in it and despite it being made for adults too, its actually less funny
>>205865688Every FOY poster is brown. No White Briton would treat his American cousins this way. I'm very sorry about US foreign policy in the Middle East, Habeez.
is horrible histories any good, may give it a watch
>>205865733It's for children
>>205865740I got literally nothing better to do
Makes sense now, lil spaki was watching some other crap instead of normal childrens TV. No wonder hes so messed up.
>>205865673excellent comfy gamei think i never finished it due to some dumb bug, but i enjoyed it a lot
>Why yes, I do act 2x as mentally ill as I actually am to scare people on /brit/
Doing sloppy poos every 30 mins
ronaldo SOCER
Doing a Bob Cratchit poo. Only Camden niggas know.
Goddamn it I was posting in that other 1 with no title wtf
Things I've eaten today:170g of Brie10 gluten free crackers250g of 5% minceSix bacon rashers90g bag of Lentil Crisps4 330ml gluten free peroni beersA small bar of galaxy chocolate
>Bob Cratchit poo
FREAKS ALL OF YOU FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
>>205865904except for me
Found out that some caves have deadly CO2 levels and you'll die pretty much instantly, seems like the perfect way to kms
Dogberg climbed on my bed then left 20 seconds later, what does it mean
I don't know about you lot but I'm a big fan of the 1984 Christmas Carol made for British TV starring yank George C. Scott as Scrooge. The vibes are impeccable, and Mr. Scott puts on an excellent British accent, if I may say so. An absolute staple of Christmas in my household. We watch it every year!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd31WpkEi_8
the lines are fading in my kingdom
>>205865916FOY
don't know why femoids have decided some old slag getting fiddled while she was asleep is the biggest event in recent memory
ban vergina shaving
Current watch:Degrassi: The Next GenerationCan't wait to see Drake get shot. Also the very first episode is about a main character getting captured by a pedophile. I memoryholed that
>>205865961>>205865995FOY
>>205866015Abdulla, you never responded to me >>205865731
>>205866029Yank copeFOY
>>205866015I suppose that technically wasn't the first episode. It was the 2nd episode which was a sort of double-feature continuation of the 1st
Literally my first guess today
>>205866037>Doesn't deny being brown
just forgave those who trespassed against me
>>205866075Based. That's what the Christmas season is all about
>>205866075*jerks off onto your face*
>>205866053Northwestern Romania has a haunted forest and also isn't just haunted but weird time warps happen there too like a person goes into the forest for a couple of hours, and when he comes out, several years have gone by and everyone thought he was dead.
>>205866090The Japanese have a saying on that. I don't know it off the top of my head, but it goes something like: "Even the budda will get angry if you spit in his face." Or, in this case, cum.
>>205866087no it isnt christcuck retard
Business idea: Jizz in a poo. A kind of stinky eclair, if you will.
Happy Yuletide!
celebrating the Yule-Blot
oh poo smells does it?ofcourse it fucking smells everything fucking smells of something even if you cant smell it a dog or cat can smell it
>>205866119Also one time in high school me and my friends experienced a time warp albeit a less extreme one. About half an hour passed for us while only above five minutes went by in the outside world. We were in this secret hidden room above the auditorium of our school. It was a small room with a bunk bed and a stack of servers and a TV.
You DO know that physical violence violates the Degrassi code of conduct, don't you?
Stop what you're doing right now ol' Bazz made a new video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE4Xs2I_JYw
proxy paige, but pre-landwhale and before you could fit a basketball in her shitter
Keep getting recommended a cringe trad page on instagram. They are of course always the chad wojak.
>>205866171*takes a hot steaming turd on your post*
This the move?
>>205865673
wonder how catyank will defend this
>>205866256Saw this earlier, I think Gabe is trying to sissify us
>>205866284it's just cute innit
>>205866284just another anime girl sales mascot
this is my life today
Hello
>>205866386Yeah?
>>205866386Hello
give us this day our daily bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSacWDxJOKo
breast injection
>>205865673auntford and sisterham are due over any second. Camerastead's taken a shit.I don't feel the need to prove any of this to you, but i feel you should have the choice to witness it.
Hiked up to the falls today
>>205866630when the sum is less than the parts
Slava ukraini
been politely informed i have negative aura and zero rizz
Best years of your life?For me it was probably 2005 or 2006
>>205866688you're cute, and you got double dubs. You're gonna be just fine gen alpha kid ;3
>>205866715>>205866688Whale oil beef hooked, it's a full houseMight be time to put down the rum
could be worse lads
could also be better though
could be better, but we're gonna have to carve out that path ourselves.
https://youtu.be/iH2nJBqqyOE
could'a should'a would'a
>>205866630Is she wearing a wig? Post natty peng tings
>>205866710must have been 92 to 95 when I was still a babbling little idiot with no long term memories
>>205866813the answer to all three is kissed you under the mistletoe ;3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSbmn9ghQc
>>205866821Doesn’t seem like much has changed
bought fireworks with the mates
any sissyfags in
>>205866840sent me flying :(
>>205866820Why do you always post whores? Why do you have this strange obsession?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734812764774081.mp4very much the vibe of /brit/
I'm such a fucking freak
>>205866935Did he have to be needlessly cheeky pointing the camera?
>>205866950In what ways
Porn
shagged a womans arse todaylegally consensually ofcnot one of you can say the same
thinking about all the autistic things i've done and physically reacting to them
>>205867051was she trans
>>205866861blimey is he kill?
This guy gives off very bad vibes despite having a seemingly friendly demeanor. Externally he seems like a nice guy but there is something very much not right about him in a way that's hard to explain. I don't like being around him.
>>205866935https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L2m3aDCmjwo
>>205867051shagged my sister and her father's sister today... no cornslotting... just not that into it.
been nominated for virgin freak of the year
>>205867068nah, but I bet that took a few weeks to heal. Fuckin' twat.
Where are you lads going to retire?
>>205867051why would you want to shag an arse over a lovely fanny?being serious
>>205867138*dramatically throws off my coat, revealing dozens of winning medals for previous years*
>>205866935dumb fark really couldnt tell the difference between a llama and an alpaca
>>205867172I still can't tell if the thing walking it's male or female.
>>205867152Rishi is quite handsome.
>>205867152>>205867264He is a servant of the demonic globalists at WEF in Switzerland and also even those people are themselves but mere servants of the Order of the White Rainbow which is an occult group that lives underground in Greenland.
strbucks matcha frappucicinico
mr house is the only good choice in fnv and only an utter SPACKER would chose otherwise
>>205867332haha yeah...*turns around to talk to someone else*
>>205867332Whereas you are but an acolyte to the Brotherhood of the All-Encompassing Orifice
>>205867332righto
got mad and threw away a half full bag of pasta because it all stuck to the pot and it was pain in the ass to clean itI wouldn't buy this brand but the ones I usually buy didn't have the shape I need
>>205867411hehe
>>205867390With your blood-alcohol level? You're about to vomit a technicolour rainbow, my friend, and I am here to bear witness.
>>205867391legion was cooler
>>205867170
>>205867332people like you are why bullying should have never stopped
>>205867051Some women like it up the arse huh? Always wondered which ones like that
>>205867527nah
>>205867577the ones with prostate glands
I smell like poo
>>205867647poo smellslike you
nigga that's nutshttps://youtu.be/hvul3dkzDrk
>>205867435>With your blood-alcohol level?it's zeroand I'm get the frappuccino tomorrowyou're weird
bro bro bro bro bro bro
leftypol
rorke
>>205867814me got a Dark Arbok and also Mewtwo hologram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPkrXrGhvEY
really annoying poster in britfeel called ruthmongcatyank reminds me of him albeit less toxicbut share very similar trait of irritatingly relentless blogposting about dross they seem passionate about but is just drivel to everyone elsereally irritating i must say
Emma Watson’s fart La smell pooey.
some of these captchas are literally impossible
>>205868200see through the matricks
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my fart
Xir lithe body, xir gentle lilt.OH how xhe doth love me!
>>205868503Hanukkah too tbf
I have big fat ugly feet because when I was a wee lad mum never forced me to wear shoes
>>205868614That is Satanic and also notice the Illuminati eye necklace that she is wearing. Very wicked evil woman.
Jeff vs catyanka clash of two completely opposite personalitiesan almost mythical confrontation
Soo… is anybody gonna post soogs?
Jeff conjures an Ethiopian voodoo spellcatyank dodges it with his quick feline reflexes
>>205868888nh
>>205868922Coward
>>205868914Here's a good song from the southern wolaita people who believe in voodoohttps://youtu.be/r9O5X-y2R_U?si=P1cyFFahPPPYzirl
>$34k for taxes>$35k for basic necessities>$30k for retirementmad how $100k is the bare minimum salary to survive in the US. dont want to hear any more whinging from you lot
Soogs has a stinky butthole. I know because I’ve smelled it.
this is my first christmas without my fathernot sure how i feel about that
>>205869026why scotland so poor?
i earn 16k
>>205869092Filled with Scots innit?
>>205869058I wanna lick it
>>205869098richest man in north wales
>>205869098ok but you get>free retirement>free housing>free health carewhich is a lot of the spending
catyank retaliates with a ferocious swipe of his clawsJeff backflips to safety
>>205869099even edinburgh is poorweird
>>205869117what is retirement. why is it free.
yanks paying to stop working
I want to wipe Emma Watson’s bottom with my tongue.
adgb urll daaa indd okee
>>205869117where can I get free houses. I'd like one so I don't live with mummy
>>205869178you get free estates from your council. you live in luxury most americans would kill for>>205869137you get your state pensions which are more than what americans get and you dont have to pay into it
mad how 14 years of rule by southerners has absolutely fucking destroyed this countryyoud think these thick cunts couldnt do worse than thatcher but youd be wrong
>>205869194>14 years of rule by southernershavent you always been ruled by southerners?
>>205869190are you disabled or do you have multiple kids? you would be waiting a long time otherwise . it's not free either.
>>205869205no. harold wilson was a yorkshireman.when britain was at its zenith it was northern cities that were doing everything. london wasnt fuck all. and it still isnt
>>205869190the average american has bigger pension than the average briton
farage the utter fucking embarrassment walking around like hes a texas oilman out of dallas. thats southerners. cretins
>>205869252Shit tattoos
Gisèle Pelicot's rapists in their own words:“I’m not a rapist. Why would I go and rape a 66-year-old woman?”“I didn’t know that a finger was rape.”“I’m as much a victim as (Gisèle) is.”“As long as the husband was present, there was no rape”
seen so many videos that are not even related to starmer that have dozens and dozens of anti starmer posts. like some sort of bot drive. boomers must be culled
>>205869367starmer is a tory cunt though fair play
poo
gay poo
Fr Zordon head. Like that Inglewood bitch. Fwb. Bitch dome like Zordon man. I fw sour bitch but fuuuccckkk man, you know what I mean.
get the coffee brewed
>>205869392Ruined herself with shit tattoos
>>205869439maaaan f u
morning lads, i’m about to suck a niccy pouch
tattoo is celtic men tradition
>>205869514Do I even need to say it?
>>205869488>herhttps://youtu.be/x0q2x_8zvcYcdG5U0hIESjXFQp9&t=46
>>205869536Trans women are women
>>205869516They're immensely peng. Nicotine gym hits too hard I've found. Zyn pouches are mild and satisfying
>>205869536hhar har har har
>>205869545Yeah? and I'm the Queen of Sheba
>>205869541daaam wtf is wrong with you dude?
>>205869583they were giving him the testosterone
sat on the toilet atm lads x
>jahans
and the boys of the nypd choir were singing rorke was gay
monotheism doesn't go well with forest and sea people like japanese and britishwake up british menyou are on the wrong way
oooh dommy dommy dommy dommy ...wobson
>>205869624>wasdoes this mean that rorke succumbed to the incel-tranny pipeline, trooned out and then started dating men, and would therefore (technically) no longer be gay?
Haven't been to sleep yet
>>205869699why is that if you point a refracted laser at a wall when you smoke DMT you begin seeing computer code?is it because we've seen the matrix, and our minds are trying to search for an explanation to what we are seeing? or are we living in a augmented simulation?
>>205869705Nordic men.
might bake a bread today
can only conclude someone who brings up trans every 5 seconds and forces it no matter the topic is themselves closeted
might have a wank for tea
i thought of quitting, babybut my heart just ain't gonna buy it
>>205869830pasta bake for me
yep, i’m thinking it’s scran time rate the brekky
>>205869903whats pcm?
>>205869911did you not toast the bread? dreadful
>>205869911TRY THE WINE
>>205869911me? had eggs and oats
>>205869918per calendar month
luv italian girls
>>205869938just a glass left out from last night
>>205869921no i’m having a sandwich you fold it over
love hot dogs
>>205869978bacon looks undercookedbread should be brownsauce should be brown
>>205870012not that lad but how wrong can you be?
eating poo with brown sauce
>>205870000that's a lot of onion
>>205870055i like onioni eat one or two every day
onion
>>205870062I like onion too but I think that's too much raw onion for one hot dog
counterpoint: garlic
>>205870012I think white bread is fine but agree with you that bacon is better brown and crispy
>>205870118was so hungry and lazy couldn’t be arsed to wait that long
my local shopping centre always has loads of goth girls around the place
>>205870129I don't think it takes very longmaybe you should have eaten something else as an appetizer while waitingrather than eat unrendered bacon fat
>>205870035I'm never wrong
>>205870143the bacon was crispy and dark red already
um
>>205870153noit should be completely crispy with all the fat rendered off and it should be browned
big greasy sloppy poo slithering it's way out my ringpiece into the gaping porcelain maw below
Last night, while my roommate and I were hanging out and drinking, he took out his firearm and waved it around, inadvertently pointing it towards me. When I told him he CAN NOT do that, he said “it’s empty, see?” And held it to his forehead and fired. It was not empty.
showertoil looms as my laptop battery is nearly dead
basically haven't slept for 3 days because I've got this really bad cold that's going round
a du grd blai lano adk de e
did anyone watch the pikey and the slav punching each other last night
today's the day we find out the truth that charlotte owen was mates with the PM and that's why she's no in the HoLthe criticism should be of the grim institution itself not this specific dodgy appointment
>>205870195who are you mate the bacon polis?
always was rorkealways will be rorke
Luke Littler's record-breaking set average of 140.91 at the World Championship: Leg 1: 180-180-81-60 (11 darts) Leg 2: 180-180-129-12 (10 darts)Leg 3: 139-174-136-52 (11 darts)
>>205870288yh
probably still drunk from last night but that won't stop me driving ahaha
>>205870335got somewhere to be?
>>205870335hope you crash into a wall and the only person who is hurt is you
does everyone else's youtube font seem to be in italics or is that just me?
>>205870335HERE YOU GOWAY TOO FAST
>>205870394think your eyes are skew whiff
>>205870335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha2lwrTc4Ag
>>205870350yh work>>205870399love that song
>>205870335i would call the police on you if i could
do you have to be a goth yourself to get a goth gf? the only other method i know of is to be middle aged and rich
why 4chan dead??
mad how im such an ugly incel haha
A hot girl with tattoos gets mogged by a hot girl without tattoos in my humble opinion
>>205870444screaminglove cats me the dramatic little buggers
>>205870485careful lad you might be accused of being an incel
>>205870485tend to agree but they'll look like shit when she's middle aged (although almost everything else will as well)
My isolated lifestyle and risk aversion has led to me ruining relationships with many women who might otherwise have been happy partners
santa claus is coming to town oh yeah
Just watched AnoraQUITE goodAnd many *ahem* nice boobs and behinds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfr4BP4V1R8howling at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCXuwMYwaac
>>205870624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA
>>205870520least illiterate downunderite
>>205870313fat cunt needs a salad and a treadmill
Brutal mogging
going to take a walk down the clyde soon love a winter morning walk
>>205870858FaceandLMS here, bottom posesses chad maxilla overgrowth. Indicative of the High Testosterone
me and the lads
22nd and I don’t feel festive at all. I wait all year for Christmas then waste it when it comes
>>205870858what did thompson get done for? assuming embezzlement or some other white white collar crime
>>205870904DUI
>Frooooom the highhh desert in the Great American Southwest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q584ITNJIPQ
Aussies and Yanks will never know this feel
>>205870876you can see from the angle of his ear that he's actually just tilting his head up. also women usually have more forward maxilla growth than men so it's not related to testosterone.
haven't crashed yet aha
ripping shitties in tesco carpark
>>205870939Neither will english people
He sees you when you’re sleepingHe knows when you’re having a wank
>>205870939>The ever so slight tinge of ice on the grass
>>205869911you must be fat fat fat
>>205870959He knows when you've been shitposting on /brit/ so please go FUCK OFF YANK
Porn is fascist and that's a good thing
>>205870939they have snow in australia
>>205869978Really fat hands, really fat
>>205870959i never wank on christmas because jesus would be disappointed if he knew i was doing it on his birthday
My favourite tv series is Man in the High Castlecan ya guess why? ;) think about it ;0
*feeds the world*
>>205871014the part when all the jews come out of the portal?
>>205870993yeah?
>>205871014Get in
New?
>>205871042>>205871057reel it back we're getting too naughty
Thanks for letting me do the thread this time bros I'm so honored :3
>>205871056Incel nails
straight outta compton
Make the next thread another Dreamcast game
Don’t know why I come here, you’re all just fuckin idiots with shit up your arses
January 1st the cut resumes
MAKE IT!!!!!!
I want an australian-made simpsons edition personally
>>205870999I never wank on Christmas Eve night in case Santa sees me while dropping off presents.
>>205870858first guy = no press invisible no supportsecond guy = press visible mass supportmad what a difference a few inches of bone makes
I've been holding back on making the new. We can't have two yank threads in a row it's just not right.
>>205871149Nothing to do with bone. If Brian was lean he would be cute
>>205871172cope onlook at the under eye orbitals alone you can't "fake" that spastic
>A five-year-old girl from North London has received notice of a £1,000 fine for fly-tipping after the council's Environmental Enforcement Team claimed to have caught her in the act.
>>205871014fell off really hard after the first couple seasons probably because it made nazis look too cool
>>205871195Having bags under his eyes? Because that’s what it is
playing cunts about the new are weim fuckgin sick of you all
>>205871213least blind fat coper
*doesn't make the new*
the final /brit/
fine i'll do it
>>205871247I’m not coping though google his normal pic his eyes don’t look like that
right this is beyond a fucking joke
>>205871262yeah mate his orbitals grew back did theylol, lmao even
was going to make the new but need to wait 300 seconds
>>205871294I don’t know what an orbital is I’m just saying what I see
Might just stay here like
it's in the works don't worry about itjust sit tight
>>205871307yeah it's clear you dont have a clue mate x
this is it... the final /brit/...
someone make it ffs
>>205871338Sorry I’m not a virgin
>>205871346>>205871346
NEW>>205865673>>205865673>>205865673>>205865673
>>205871350irony of writing that while arguing on brit at 8:30am on the sunday before christmas
>>205871365Oh no you’ve done me
>>205871379sorry la new thread now so can forget about your donnage and go back to anon haha
