2025 edition
Based
>>205873203too early chud
>>205873203>picGenuinely don't understand why ASEAN still sides with the West when even Americans think we should side with China (so they can massacre and genocide us in the upcoming world war). Even rape victims don't get Stockholm syndrome this hard.
were former american territory chud
Rate my voice https://files.catbox.moe/m81627.MP4
>>205873631Terbaik la abg pinoy
>>205873494
>>205873311the thing is china is also kind of douche you can't fully trust too
>>205873853cute
>>205873311Because they both want to fuck us all over in the end of the day. As a real austronesian man i trust no one.
>>205874650yeah but we also need to be realistic, US is still stronger and influential, so we need to lean bit to them
>>205874808We always flip flop when it's convenient.
>>205874854>We always flip flopthat's why our bebas aktif policy failed, we need to be more consistent which one can give us better deal
>>205875218We should withdraw from the anti-nuclear proliferation treaty and start arming ourselves with nukes. We'll make a declaration that we will only target something within our territories unless we're nuked first.
Post your steam 'memories'
>>205875575
>>205874487this. anyone who thinks that mutt or chink could be trusted is so naive. the only smart move is to play both sides. and if the war breaks out in this decade, it will be the west who will certainly win. so, why would you choose a losing side now?
>>205875961>>205874487Nice try pvt Alejandro, but China is fren here.
>>205876149this is kinda sad cope from kevin zhange
>>205876149fr
>world's largest economic superpower who has singlehandedly transcended beyond first world>the US who used to brand themselves as the global freedom police now unironically has less freedom than China>transparent and fair with their terms for internarional partnership, does not play sneaky games with hidden strings and stipulations like western nations>literally one of the only remaining nations with a combat-ready military and security force, US has effectively stopped all military activities save from funding other countries to start and maintain conflicts, domestic police is a huge joke>average online SEA still says BBBbBBBbUT CHINA BAD!!!! we should not be friends with them!!
Junglebee pamore mga tanga nasa Japan nako kayo mga talunan padin gago
>>205876129Sekkusu
>>205876493
>>205876129who's the girl on the right
>>205876325*kevin widjaja
>>205876552*Kevindravaturja Rajapayumur
for the sake of discussion, let's assume chink is not a douche and is genuinely a real friend of /asean/. however, under their current capabilities, they would still lose in a conflict. anyone aligning with them would be choosing the losing side. however if one day chink can surpass the mutt militarily and become stronger than the mutt combined with its allies, we can switch sides to be with them in the meantime.
Indomie for dinner
>>205876516lisa man-o-ball
>>205876492Konichiwa saar
>>205875575chuds game and the good ol' left4dead2. Also replaying mgsv again and still amazed this was released 9 years ago
My dream is to go to Indonesia and bring back Indonesian wife and have happy family forever
>>205876945whats wrong with local melayu malaysian theyre all gold digger something like that?
>>205875575i'm something of a gamer myself
>>205876962Malay have competition
>>205874899PoV: youre a boomer australian sexpest
>>205873203Heart of Darkness and Spec Ops: The Line taking place in either Cambodia or Myanmar when?
>Utimutiraja menjadi penghulu masyarakat Melaka keturunan Jawa di kawasan Pulau Upeh, Melaka, Kesultanan Melaka. Beliau disebut sebagai "Utimutiraja, the richest and most influential man in the town". Beliau mempunyai enam ribu orang suruhan yang terdiri daripada orang Jawa termasuk yang dimiliki oleh anak dan menantunya. Sumber lain menyatakan beliau mempunyai tidak kurang sepuluh ribu orang suruhan yang boleh dikerahnya pada bila-bila masa. Beliau juga menguasai beberapa kawasan atau wilayah di sekitar Melaka. Orang-orang dari Tuban, Japara, Sunda dan Palembang adalah dibawah kuasa Utimutiraja. Beliau juga mempunyai wang yang sangat banyak dan menguasai perdagangan di Melaka. Sumber Portugis mendakwa Utimutiraja adalah orang kedua terkaya selepas Sultan Melaka pada ketika itu.
why do jawaks always want to leave their shitholes tho
>>205873203
>>205878791coastal javanese were seafarer warriors like bugis who travel into every corner of nusantara, too bad mataram supremacy made us meek agrarian farmer
>>205878926Javanese is fertile island. You are fated to be agrarian farmer regardless of mataram exist or not
>>205879079i don't said being agrarian farmer is wrong but that's the fate only for inland javanese, historically the case was always inland javanese did the farm and coastal javanese did the trade to outer islands hence why majapahit despite being inland kingdom still control the trade unlike mataram
>>205879315tbf mataram went to shit after they lost the siege of batavia. Majapahit only fought bunch of unorganized tribes instead of swamp jews with guns
>>205879424i will respect them more if they're not a bunch of superstitious paranoids like destroying your own important ports and then sell it's coastal area to dutch
why are the majority of people still playing aqw from SEA countries?
Where the fuck are all my pilipenis prends? Don't tell me you're all sleeping early for Mr. Lim
>>205879749It’s Christmas seasonYou have a family right anon?
>>205875814A man of culture
today less whites than yesterdaytoday less neanderthal than yesterdaytoday less cannibals than yesterdayany book that has a compilation of white thoughts is a cannibal book for example the Torah and Das Kapital. https://www.thoughtco.com/el-sidron-evidence-for-neanderthal-cannibalism-172640
>>205874650>As a real austronesian man i trust no onechina, in fact, is the lesser evil doe
>>205879315Ideal civilisation have both qualities. Agriculture as foundation for cultural sophistication and maritime or steppe derived conquering zeal for civilizational expansion>>205879424I wouldn't count many sultanates and remainders of former srivijaya as unorganized tribeshttps://youtu.be/sdjwyeBTNGk
>>205880113i'm sure what he meant is small states in java, srivijaya already fall from it's greatness long before majapahit
Thailand? Super power by 2040
dog likes looking at me whenever i take a shit
>>205880778i fucking hate this phone it always rotates any pictures i upload
>>205880222first majapahit battle is literally against mongols
>>205880662i fucking love thailand.get absolutely loved motherfucker
>>205879717For me it's Lineage 2
horny
moo deng
>>205881933She angry why?
Bikin pusing
>>205880011if reading books that are compilations of white (homo sapiens + neanderthal) authors do activate the neanderthal cannibal side of peoples thenreading books that are compilation of asian authors (homo sapiens + neanderthal + denisovan) could activate the denisovan (non-cannibal) part of the brain.
>man u
menu
Manu sounds like jeet name
>>205881933>moo deng* is old news. we have orange kot now.
>>205882398but not matter how many asian books the whites (homo sapiens + neanderthal) do read, the denisovan side of them could not be activated simply due whites dont have denisovan ancestry.while the violent side of asians (homo sapiens + neanderthal + denisovan) could be activated after reading books from white authors. for exampleMongols + abrahamic scholars at the court = Mongol conquestsChina + the Bible = Taiping RevolutionChina + Das Kapital = China civil warJapan + Meiji Restoration (copying of euro ways) = killing of 50 million civilians deaths at WWIICambodia + Das Kapital = Cambodian Genocide
bought my brother a bottle of cognac for christmas only to find out he snuck into my room and poured a glass for himself
>>205875961you can trust me :3
>>205874899Source for this?
>>205883066fuck his wife for reparation.
>>205883372you still haven't post your wife here
How to smile, bros?
You guys think Tangalogs in 2060 will still larp as part spanish?
Rika
>>205885195forgot to change flag vpn jeet.
>>205881933>>205882605Does anyone know what hippo meat or tiger meat tastes like?
>>205885881la akong pake bonjing! simutin mo na lang tamod ko! > (˃ᯅ˂) > (ꪊꪻ⊂)
>>205886123there was an american who was trying to domesticate them for a beef substitute. so I'm sure back then that dude must have described how its meat tastes like.
>>205887800thuy
>>205888489auan
>>205888700
>>205891068based kot
wakey
>>205891613>>205891542pagiwake up and brush
>>205891653>and brushno, too busy playing with my stinkpad
>>205891740
you can't get away with only deodorant spray here. morning shower is a must
>>205892294are sleepwear sets worth buying?i can sleep in regular clothes desu
>>205893090>Anon, it's school day
>>205893665thai girl need food
>>205894242nom nom nom
>>205894603
>>205894838Is kofi good for (you)?
kys pedotroons
>>205895294
>>205895475wife mode
>>205895475red head princess!!!!
Do you vibe with this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB1A1_vmlsgAny music/art/literature/whatever to get an understanding of the SEA aesthetic?
>>205895814
>>205896375
Damn that niki_tipaah twitter girl situation is crazier than I thought>child grooming victim in denial>jawir schizoid husband with rotting diabetic feet >7 (SEVEN) uncontrolled kids who smeared walls with their poops just for lulzThis is like watching a car crash in slow motion
>>205897375Bentar lagi jadi film horor
>>205897375Cull.
>>205897728Schizophrenia runs deep in her family kekhttps://x.com/niki_tipaah/status/1791102388541247863I gagged a little bit looking at her husband's rotting feet
>>205897812Also this is the pic of the feethttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/GfbNShjbkAE8FWr?format=jpg&name=origShe self-diagnosed this as tetanus, when it's clearly diabetic foot. He doesn't want to get medical treatment too. Although it's way too late, that foot will be amputated if he goes to a hopital kek.
>>205873203Man this game reminds me of that era when the west thought China was a friend who would bring the world to the future.
>>205897375>>205897912another reason why we need death penalty to mentally ill people who beyond saving
dulu pengen banget jadi warga negara usa tapi sekarang udah nggak lol, se goblok gobloknya indonesia lu gak bakal ada kejadian kayak gini di kota metropolitan macam surabaya atau jakarta
>>205898060MAGA won chud
So you have any first hand experience with a rohinga in your country?
>>205897728Ada bagian wikwikan sama Wulan gurita nggak?
>>205897375>>205897812>>205897912banyak yang bilang suami nya itu dukunhttps://x.com/LEO_oyin/status/1870355325540544676
low of -16C tonight>>205896434
>>205898249>dukunWitch (male) is either scammer or pervert. In this case, her husband was a pervert scammer.
>>205898249Well I don't believe in paranormal so my take is that her husband is just a scammer like every "dukun" out therehttps://x.com/lustdemonx/status/1870342816402133042>>205898355Her mother is a typical jawir who believes too much in paranormal and dukun. Supposedly she was introduced by her mother to her current husband when she was 13, and the pedo husband has been grooming her since. And the reason why the mother even brought her to this "dukun" husband in the first place is so retarded, it was just so she can pass the national exam and graduate from middle school. Like, wtf, just read books and study, you stupid ass bitch???
>>205898454So sad tbf
>>205873494>>205874024Isn't it weird to have an intimate moment like this with a camera in your face so it can be posted online?
>>205899627If I had a gf I'd post it too so our friends can see that we're a happy couple
>>205899679But why? They should be able to tell anyways right?
>>205897375I guess she was part of ternak mulyono
>>205899710Not all of our friends are in vicinity, y'know
>>205898060what happened here?
Imagine the smell.
Pls recommend me some good moisturizer
>>205878791My man chadmada said otherwise, he'd say you shall leave
>>205900828my fren's salon sells this brand
>>205873203That's propaganda in video game form, gay thread detected.
>>205898060us is big and your nitpicking is cringe but yeah evropa is where it's at
yoo, what's going on UK-stan
People demanding for a job here, it's like begging to be someone slave lol
>>205901539nerusin usaha bapak chad win again
bread for brunch
I thought BBQ was a midwest thing, Explain this Connectikot
>>205901678Why didn't she stop, drop and roll?
>nerusin usaha bapak chad win again
>>205901678>>205898060more like a southerner thing
>>205900496some guatemalan burning granny at nyc subway
>>205901157>evropasame shit literally even worst full of paki pajeet somali another anon already pointing out>>205901477
>>205901678>Officials said the 33-year-old suspect came to the US in 2018 from Guatemala. His legal status wasn’t immediately clear Sunday night.it's just spics doing usual spics culinary thing
>tf>tp
>205901973>>tf
>>205901678Did she got doused in gasoline or what?
>>205901847>this chindog gets arrested>suddenly IndoChud stopped postingreally makes you think
what's the foreign version of Politik Bebas Aktif?
You niggas didn't use your sick leave today?
>>205876660Yeah, that's usually how we view it here too, desu.>>205878791Mostly economic but that's pretty common to most people that live near the coasts here. The Javanese are interesting because of how they're both very servile but also very domineering in this country.
>>205902188>also very domineeringnah they are just fucking everywhere
>>205902045really, REALLY makes you think.
>>205902188javanese have strong class tradition. most people only meet with low class javanese because their sheer number. there's a reason why indonesian politics and military are filled by javanese.
Why do the more chinese adjacent seaniggas speak (broken) english amongst themselves instead of your native languageAll of the lightskinned seanigga tourists here talk to each other in broken english instead of their native languagesWhy??
>>205902278Because we want you to somewhat still understand what we discuss. When we don't, we switch to local language.
>>205902278If you go abroad, it's better to fit in and try to speak a language most people can understand, and most SEAners can at least speak a 2nd/3rd language. English is one of them since it's an educational language that's been pushed by our governments.It's a time and place thing. Most of us still speak to each other in our native tongues when we are not in public.
how do unlimited chicken wings resto's even make money? if eat more than 20 chicken wings this niggas is losing money.
>>205902278they look down on native SEA and looks up to Chinathe fact that arab and indian indonesians blend seamlessly and speak fluent like a local really says somethingatleast that's what from my observation in a melting pot city
>>205902278its funny to talk with broken chinese english accent.
>>205902366My Chindo friend speaks better Javanese than me.Maybe this is more applicable to richer Chinese?
>>205901951
>>205901892Just live your life to the fullest on bumfuck peaceful northern town of Scotland lad. They gonna need more hands there in one way or another
STOP POSTING & GET BACK TO WORK, LAZY BROWN APE! I NEED MORE MONEY FOR CHRISTMAS!
>>205902305>>205902325>>205902366>>205902384where is your national pride if i were abroad with family or (taiwanese) friends I'd be speaking mandarin
>>205902278Mandarin?
>>205902439why are taiwanese speaking chinese? isn't mandarin china's language?
>>205902439I do have national pride. I just don't express it by speaking my national language abroad.
>>205902434Foolish chinkdog. It's lunch break already.
Boy Kaldag (2024) is a funny flick. Good all star movie to end the year
Odd skipping lunchEven mc spicy for unch
>>205902484THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK TO WORK, RETARD! NO LUNCH FOR YOU! NO LOLIGAGIN! I NEED TO BUY FANCY GIFT, SOON!
someone need to draw indog version of this
>>205902598just switch the flag from vatican to arab flag
>>205902598
>i have national pride >said the most self hating country in the internet
just banter
jakartroon cannot bant, this is fact known
Which one of you made this
Someone touched my thighs and it made me feel weird
>>205902278SAAR PLS KINDLY RETURN OUR MARTABAK MAKERS ASAP
>>205902598>>205902631>>205902775no indonesians want to save europe dumbass
How come there so many nice cars in bangkok? I’m not even talking about the sports car but I see new models of honda/toyotas and fords out all the time.Like I can’t even afford the newer models because it would fuck with my retirement, how are so many thais able to afford it?Like i was expecting a few but not a lot.
>>205903632I want to save evropafrom dublin to rotterdam to antioch to alexandria free of goat fucker infidels
>>205902434>>205902585fuck off george sugana halim, my boss is pvre pribumi not fat schizoid chinkoid like you
>>205903632IndogChud is literally our ian miles cheong but he's too pussy to create a twitter account
>>205903690yeah this is more accurate
how about this
>>205903900kek it hurts
>transjakartroon>translmao
Guys, im heading to singapore this weekend.How do I convince my gf to leave me alone for a few hours while I go to the red light district?What type of girls would you guys fuck?1. Malay2. Indonesian3. Chinese4. ThaiIf I find a korean i’ll prob go for that.
i go to cokin majority Christian school when I was a primary schooler. I remember having a friend that literally has brown skin and a girl that looks like a bule. Now I've found these guys IG and they all look like your typical Kevin and Meimei. Do cokins have some kind of morphing ability in their primary school years?
>>205902439Nationalism is a made up idea to brainwash the people into joining the army>hurr nkri harga mati!!Our diverse rice farming ancestors didn't even know what lies beyond their tiny villages. To think that an area that's stretched for 5000km shares the same identity is just fake and gay and that's still an understatement
>>205904147if you're not lookmax morphed after graduation you're a poorfag
>>205904147Chindogs also turn brown if constantly under SEA sun. My family was poor so I never got period when I got cooped up inside to study. I just ride bicycle then bike everywhere to send packages. I'm noticeably browner than most of my family.>>205904220This pretty much.
>>205902366This is like the opposite version of those reddit chindog paranoid delusion about being oppressed and racially discriminated by pribumi. Where the fuck did you live that the Chinese can't even speak the local language or at least the local Indonesian dialect?
>>205904147>i go to cokin majority Christian school when I was a primary schooler.kill yourself gibmost useless vice president ever
>>205904245>Where the fuck did you live that the Chinese can't even speak the local language or at least the local dialect?kelantan
>>205904147i got called mongol by my siblings when i was young by my siblings now they called me cambodian or a vietcong since my skin got darker
>>205904245medan
>>205904187>Our diverse rice farming ancestors didn't even know what lies beyond their tiny villages.That's why it was called a national awakening. Eventually our smarty-smart intellectual types got their heads together and decided it was better to unite than divide.>To think that an area that's stretched for 5000km shares the same identity is just fake and gay and that's still an understatementAlmost every country has a national myth it's an easy way to get an idea across to people. Obviously, Majapahit didn't cover all of Indonesia but the idea of a great nation existing before us and working well enough for hundreds of years fuels the idea that Indonesia as a nation could be made.
What's the opposite of Indonesia?
Outdonesia
idk i'm polish
>>205904122Hello p…pls respond. What nationality do you guys reccomend. I feel like indonesian/malayay be too brown but idk what your working girls look like. Meanwhile IDK if i’ll ever get a chance again to fuck some slim pale northern chinese girl.
>>205904245>>205902366>>205902413Only Medan chindog Other chindo hate them too Jatim chindo blend seamlessly with jawak culture
>>205904444wth nigga that's a kid
Singkawang chinks on singkawang are just as brown as dayak chuds
>>205898060>>205901678We have one at home
>papuanot my home
>>205903390Post your thighs.>>205904122Go with Chinese.
>>205904122I seriously don't get men who hire prostitutes while on vacation, in foreign countries, nonetheless. You don't know their culture. You don't know their language. You don't know the area well. The risk of getting STDs is just not worth it.
We just POFMA'd Bloomberg with zero justification!
>>205904399So it's fake then?
/asean/? more like /indog/
>>205904612It fucking singapore, it legal and regulated.
nobody prohibits you from posting here tho
>>205904692i want to prohibit it doughthey're the worst poster here
>>205904655Why do bataks want to destroy Indonesia?
Any plans for Christmas eve?
>>205904729they're gypsies for indogs
so slow
INGODS own this board
fucking n'dogs
Post more coom pics then, we barely had any lately.
>>205904729They're forces of evil. Whenever and wherever they are, they can only corrupt and destroy.
kys pedotroon
>>205905186MY IDOL
>>205905186Reynhard "Bong Bum Butcher" Sinaga is a national hero thoughbeit
>>205905186THE ANAL OF ANGLESTHE SODOMIZER OF SAXONSTHE NONCON OF NONCESTHE DRUGGER OF DANELAWS
If you're asked, name famous Batak people in modern times, you'd get a long list of notorious Indonesians like Reynhard, Luhut, Hotman Paris, etc. Only after going through that list can you finally get decent names like Bro Ron.
>>205904655It's about as real as any nation.
spent the whole day teaching my dad how to use spotify and how it's so much easier yet the dumbass boomer to still prefers using shady youtube to mp3 sites
>>205902775I AM worried about Evropa
>>205903690perfection
>>205905627If you were a good son you would teach him yt-dlp, how to save his music as .opus, tag his music library with software properly and get him a good music player software.
I'm not his son
Fact: there is nothing wrong with visiting prostitutes if it high end.The only people upset about it are women it simply sampling the local delicacy if you catch mah drift.
g4nyang ml3i
>>205906060You pay high-end prostitutes to COME to your place. Why do you think so many white instagram "celebs" visit Dubai every year?
>>205905914Or he can just use spotify like a normal person
>>205906130MIT-educated chud has spoken
>>205906130Nah it depends, asian don’t get high rates in dubai, it mainly europeans/slav girls.
>>205906264Go to see some high-end escorts in Ginza, then. Please reconsider fucking prostitutes from Asean.
>>205906343I’ve already done soaps in Japan plus tobita.
>>205906412I heard some AV porn stars like AIKA do escort too, have you tried it?
