winter fat edish
bit warm out
does this happen in british cinema as well?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAIzLj3mYTwliterally never heard anyone clap or cheer at a movie here
It's always amusing when racists who try to whip up British proletarians into a fury against workers of other nations reveal their true hand and admit that they despise and loathe British proletarians as much as any other, and call us "apes", "cattle" etc.
>>205874630Nah, cry more permapovvoYou are welcome to try "turning me into a paste", but you would simply be killed
>>205874628Would kill myself if I looked like that
>>205874690>It's always amusingNot convinced you have a good-humoured bone in your body actuallyYou're just seethe-manifest
>>205874694you'd need one of those isambard kingdom brunel chains
belly belly bellytummy tummy tummy
>>205874661got literal chills watching this and started cheering and clapping myself in my smelly bedroom
>>205874730Holy kek this was good
>>205874690Thing is mate, to be a worker, you have to do a job of workOn your bike
Real new >>205874716>>205874716>>205874716i will not be posting with yanks
>>205874625there's several games and i've played all of the (apart from double exposure)life is strange is an all time classic and a must play even if you're not a big gayLiS before the storm is IMO as good as the original and it's about chloe who is my all time fave character and it gives you loads of interesting backstory stuff to LiSLiS2 is about new characters and it's a couple of lads going on an adventure. it's not quite as good as the original but it's still greatLiS true colors follows another new cast of characters (with a couple of recurring characters from before the storm) and i think it was great although i think the end of the story a mite rushedi'll probably hold off on buying double exposure until it's on sale because frankly paying £40 for a 10-hour game is a bit much even for a superfan like me
>>205874758piss off, they post here anyway
>>205874753Good thing I do unlike you
you have got supplies for the next few days, haven't you?you're not going to the shop pre-christmas, are you?
>>205874658arizona?
>four 2pm kickoffsgrim. get one on at 12 so we've got footy all afternoon
>>205874658That's not the US is itEven Death Valley is only getting up to 24 C this week
Santa has a sackHe shows it to all the kiddies
>>205874807NahIt's quite obvious from the various bollocks you've spouted about work/taxes and also how frequently you're on hereI do have a job, make more than you ever willIt's very easy for intelligent people to earn above the povvo line in this country
>>205874841liverpool on later
Watching Big Booty Revenge 3Funny how these porn DVDs have titles like this
*steps out of my front door and accidentally crushes commiemong under my Loakes, ending the revolution*
Go to Spurs games to find cute Korean gf
>>205874956who are those booties getting revenge on?
>>205874975There's no plot either so it makes no sense
I've regressed to to the same things as when I was 17 recently and i'm 27. I've gone full circle. I've gone back to smoking weed and playing WoW and CS2. It's fun, but damn it feels like a regression in my life.
inb4 seethe
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>>205874996did something bad happen?
>>205874996this post makes me want to try CS2. I was legendary eagle on CSGO but wasted 3000 hours of my life on that game
>>205874996putting the whole "finding a wife and having a child" thing on hold then
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>>205874875Wrong, work full time>make more than you ever willNo doubt
As Hitlers army marched on, his Bulge began to grow, much to the chagrin of the allies. They say his Bulge was so huge that it was meant to stretch from Germany all the way to Antwerp. As the allies began to notice and move in on it however, Hitler's bulge had begun to shrink. And soon it was all over for it.
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Commiemong's a tard but he's obviously smart enough to do something other than dunking bits of metal in a bathtub, poor lad probably just lacks confidence
yay
>>205875011Not really, I've just lost interest in other things. I do want to change though. >>205875031GF2025
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>205875099the people most bothered by this are also the least likely to reproduce
>>205875063My grandad fought in the Battering of the Bulge
>>205875099Curious lack of diversity in that billboard.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>205875102nothing wrong with indulging in a bit of nostalgia from time to time, as long as doesn't take over everything else
just landed at OR Tambo
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
dab curl day and pokeafter dusk fed bali land back deep eastbecause glass clad areas made fine ink offerings
*stevie nicks - just like the one winged dove starts playing surreptitiously*
any other communists with 100k in the bank?
bit chilly out this week
a rush and a push and the landwe stand on is oursit has been before, so why can't it be now?and people who are uglier than you and ithey take what they want from life
>>205875022CS2 is good yeah you should, the rating system is a bit fucked now though
>>205875150good lad first thing to do post on britfuck holidaysfuck leaving your roomjsut shitpost on brit in your bedroo, mhaha
>>205875216lend me my fair share comrade
mov eax, 1mov bx, 5cmp ebx, eaxint 3
>>205875031not on hold just only so many times one can get rejected before one gives up or needs time to decompress
The Communists Who Pay Capital Gains Tax Party
>>205875216…yh
any champagne socialist in? *pops cork*
mon eh sellick
>>205875393giz us a tenner lad
EGG
alasI believeI might have becomea great writerbutthe chairsin the librarywere too hardthe word you worshippedturned your hairto snakesand that staryour facewent nearlyoutyou are not stoneor molten soundI thinkyou have no handsit is rumouredthat the unicornshave stakeda largeclaimin the rocky mountains
NEED SEX LADS
>>205875555one of those sentences in white are not like the others
Communists who advocate for "Multipolarity" are essentially rehashing Kautskyism.
>>205874628why do you do the /brit/ + cum gimmick? people stop posting.
really wish kitten would come back lads
>>205875599No you don'tBe quiet
>>205875555Alternatively, study humanities if you want to run the country STEMcels :^)
>>205875649dont tell me you need sex too
>As McKenzie approached her 16th birthday, the Sunday Sport tabloid newspaper expressed an interest in turning her topless debut into a media event. Throughout June and July 1994, it published pictures of McKenzie, counting down the days until it could legally show her topless.[4]hmm
got 28 days later on
>>205875711watched this with kitten
>>205875688stem people should at least run the science and business stuff, work and pensions, transports too
paki bender sex offender
Google just killed 4chan X and Ublock at the same time. Think I'm done with Chrome, I've got an alternative ad blocker but the ability to right click and disable elements like the stupid gifs at the top of chon boards being gone is a great loss. Alternatives can hide individual gifs but won't let me input a string ending in an asterisk to hide the entire library of elements.
watching cant pay we'll take it away, got pigs in blankets in the airfryer and shall be opening some wine at 12
In America, blacks don't watch movies unless their black president says it's good
sad mafioso, big tune
>>205875733Science maybe, others not necessarily
>>205875815yes they do because they're primarily about numbers, budgets
>>205875861>noo you cant count if you didnt do stemlol, lmao even stem brainlets are something else
>>205875865pretty embarrassing getting schooled by a cat
>>205875873doesn't look like they can
https://youtu.be/4pqrPjMiUXo?t=952
wanking to remigumi again
>>205875912thats an mp thing not a degree type thig
>>205875893schooled? it's all men, everyone can see that
meanwhile when ukraine happened, it really was women and children
>>205875945this lad genuinely arguing with statistics
>>205875917based
>>205875926too big
The remote control on the 1986 Sony Beta PRO SL-HF900MKII
>>205874626I looked at the comments section expecting people to be talking shit, but they're all like "This was the greatest moment in cinema history" wtf is wrong with people?
>>205876015SOVL
>>205876015sovl overload
>>205875966and you're arguing with spastics
>>205876019the MCU is the great american epic
>>205874971Is that Luce?
>>205875865>its all men>no its not, only 75%>and some of them lie about their ageyeah hes been done for sure
remember those casio watches that had a cheeky remote control in them?
>>205876061>The heroes are a mix of billionaires with killers with unchecked power all backed by the US governmentMakes you think
How did he get so much pussy he really wasn’t anything special face wise
>>205874628Very hairy tum
>>205876114>all backed by the US governmentdid you not see civil war?
>>205876068She was calling herself melly on her youtube
>>205874971Pic unrelated?
insane how there is BRITISH art sitting in European art galleries and museums yet everyone shits on the British Museum for having a bunch of native african shit
Anime honkers
>>205875555>Study politics become politician i mean it makes sense
>>205876171not insane though is it
just realized brits wearing partyhats during christmas like runescape lol obviously the latter came from the former being a british game, just found that weird
>>205876194no it doesn't
>>205876015alri techmoan
>>205876164shes adorable
>>205876206the party hats come from christmas crackers
>>205876235Nothing special all chinks look the same
>>205876117>How did the most famous man in the world in the mid 50s get pussy Idk mate
>>205876171there is? and i think most of the shit you get is for the greek stuff
do yanks not have christmas crackers then?
>>205876242You can't say that word
Well?
>>205876267Didn’t know he was the most famous man in the world
>>205876273but it's OUR word
>>205876270christmas cracker is what black yanks call father christmas
>>205876268Bought and paid for. Also bought and paid for their independence (twice) and gave them the ionian islands back for free. But no all they want is more
>>205876270yes, the also call him santa
>>205876270no
>>205876270nopesad little lives they live
Big /brit/ meet outside the Spurs stadium today 3pm Me and Deegs are there already
>>205876312>Bought and paid for.was it really?
>>205876329grim
Just cracked open a can of vimto. Best cure for a hangover. Mental how foreigns don’t drink vimto
>>205876311>>205876270>>205876242>>205876206>>205876327
>>205876347wagwandrumsheds after innit
Custard creams
*gets a blue partyhat from my christmas cracker and keeps it for riches in the distant future*
>>205876285Dayum dis crakka bitch do be thick doe
>>205876365i look like this and say this
mate revealed he has sausage rolls with his christmas dinner and thought this was perfectly normal
>>205876351Yes. Lord elgin paid the turks (who had been in charge of greece for 400 years) for the marbles. At a time when they were using the acropolis for a ammo depot
>>205876369Says bompi beze
>>205876423Uh no he didn't The Turkish government has no record of this transaction hence it is forfeit due to the nature of the objects
>>205876420m8 of mine has mashed potato at chrissy dins.
>>205876361fruit syrup is shit because it's loaded with sugar
mashy taytes at chrissy dins
>>205876457reckon a lot of people do this but its not for me
>>205876448>hence it is forfeitNah
>‘Henry VIII is a serial killer and abuser’: why is Britain still so obsessed with the Tudors?>Philippa Gregory summarises the story of Tudor wives laid down by traditional descriptions of the big six: “He has an older wife, gets fed up, marries a younger woman, gets fed up with her because she’s promiscuous, marries a good woman, she dies, then he has Anne of Cleves, the ugly one, then Catherine Howard, then the final Catherine, whom he marries so she can nurse him. None of these characterisations come to historians from the historical record. They choose them.”>Every time we accept a version of the Tudors as handed down by the Victorians – or later, by the 1950s and 1960s – we accept the stories that they wanted to tell themselves about authority, society, leadership, politics, religion, gender, sex, violence, the works. Whenever there is a disconnect between the brute facts and the image projected on to culture, whether in art, cliches or education, it’s by and large because we are still swallowing whole the view of the Victorians, specifically James Anthony Froude’s History of England from the Fall of Wolsey to the Defeat of the Spanish Armada, published in 12 volumes between 1856 and 1870.>The most obvious misrepresentation is of Henry himself. “I think it’s really chilling that he’s taught, still, in primary schools as a jolly king,” says Gregory. “He is a serial killer, he is an abuser of his wives, he is a tyrant. I regard him with other tyrants: Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin.”
>>205876423>>205876448true or not it's fuckedbut i also wouldn't return them, lord knows how the greeks would take care of them when they had to be bailed out not so long ago
>>205874761bent cunt nobody cares
>>205876524K looks like the government forgot that your mum transferred her house into your ownership 7 years ago so that's a 40% tax + tip
>>205876536he was also a paedophile married a 17 year old when he was in his 50s the dirty cunt
>>205876536>I regard him with other tyrants: Napoleonhow dare she
>>205876448>A UK parliamentary inquiry in 1816 concluded that Elgin had acquired the marbles legallyAll sorted 200years ago
>>205876445turkscran
Bit chilly out today.
>>205876448What reason is there to expect the modern Turkish government hold complete records from a regional governor of a dead empire
was at church me
>>205876536>BritainIt's just England and particularly English people so essentially less than 50% of Britain >. “I think it’s really chilling that he’s taught, still, in primary schools as a jolly king,” Well yes but that's because if they don't do that then Margaret Thatcher is bad
>>205876584legend what happeneda good sermon?
>>205876558Nope, trust is all sorted lol x
>>205876369
>>205876536he was a cunt but he wasnt exactly hitlerdont think he's regarded as "jolly" either, more like a fat decadent hedonist
>>205876543>Northern Europeans steal greek monuments>Destroy the Greek economy >I'm da real alfa
>>205876607service was good
>>205876584Glad to hear.
>>205876584molesting altarboys arses i bet
>>205876607turns out god and jesus are good and sinning is bad
>>205876536Meanwhile Oliver Cromwell is reviled by history despite being one of the greatest leaders these isles have seen.
>>205876594Least schizophrenic scot
>>205876624>Destroy the Greek economygreeks not paying their own taxes did that
>>205876636We don't all share your proclivities.
>>205876642Only if youre irish. Theres literally a statue of him outside parliament
>>205876581So like the UK government has claimed to have done with the marbles...So funny how you can't understand records being oldPresumably you're black >>205876609Calm down incel
>>205876594>It's just England and particularly English people so essentially less than 50% of Britainmate you know english people are over 80% of the uk? and nearly 90% of great britain
>>205876645>Saaaar the people in Scotland actually care about our dead dynasty!
>>205876640crazy stuff
*yawns*
>>205876661>english people are over 80% of the uk?Good to know you think mbongo is English
>>205876619that cat is chronically overfed
>>205876658>So like the UK government has claimed to have done with the marbles...>So funny how you can't understand records being old>Presumably you're blackComplete lack of argument from you, presumably you are a paki
>>205876536>deeply loved Jane Seymour and Catherine Parr>had a good relationship with Anne of Cleves after they divorced>two wives had affairs and insulted him and ended up beheadedOH but HE was the abuser yeah?
My Ange Postecoglou sex arse is still stuck in Sweden. fuck sake
>>205876640>sinning is badAntisemitic post
>>205876715copein literally no world is england "less than 50% of britain" except in the mind of delusional scots
>>205876768Okay so you still admit mbongo is English thank you
>12.30 and not a poo in sightworrysome
The entire native population of the British isles is English at this pointSpeaking with English tongues, infused with English blood, sharing English ideasShould rename it the English Isles
>>205876787plenty arriving on a small boat shortly
>>205876802>infused with English blood, sharing English ideasNobody does this
>>205876787there are solutions
>>205876812>Nobody does thisYes you do, cope on
worst thing about christmas is the wrappingam i right or am i right
>>205876779cope on
A special guest star will be posting on /brit/ tonight He was once in the soap opera Doctors and is currently in panto at the Bristol Hippodrome No more clues!
>>205876846No I don't. England has a history of experiencing immigration not giving itMost Englishmen are 3/4 Irish in northern England by now
>>205876787scram some (more) coffee
>>205876887>England has a history of experiencing immigration not giving itAbsolutely incredibly retarded thing to say lmao
>>205876887>England has a history of experiencing immigration not giving itquite a lot of you crossed the atlantic
Henry the eighth was sigma
>>205876887>Most Englishmen are 3/4 Irish in northern England by nowUh no
>>205876923and the pacific
>>205876878Jackie Chan?!
>>205876923>youI'm not English and have never been to England >>205876935>>205876910Okay O'Hara
Please rate my tea :DD
>>205876991Looks like greasy water
>>205876961>I'm not English and have never been to Englandyou're an english satekkite, don't kid yourself
>>205877009>Never been to England >None of my recent ancestors have either >Still English Wow anybody can be English
>>205876991Thought it was a cat. Was very disappointed when i opened the thumbnail
>>205877045UK flag
>>205877058strange thing to be disappointed by
>>205877009meant satellitealmost went all antisemite there
Steam sales girl sucked cock
Got toil again soon. 14:00 pm in the afternoon to 22:00 pm at night. Store closes at 16:00 pm in the afternoon so I'll be working pallets of stock in the dark for 6 hours.
>>205877133I want to BE her!!!
>>205877156nobody cares
>>205877156Okay make sure to buy an extra long VPN pass
>>205877156Sounds comfy. No customers to annoy you. Are you allowed headphones when the store is closed?
My political ideology? Big Dickism
>>205877187No wearing headphones even when the store is closed has recently been banned.
no toil til 2nd january and still getting paid my £25/hour
>>205877203wow that's shit
>>205877156spaino
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>>205877088You disappoint me too
>My full initials in the captcha
Everton XI: Pickford; Young, Tarkowski, Branthwaite, Mykolenko; Gueye, Mangala; Harrison, Doucoure, Ndiaye; Calvert-Lewin. Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Gusto, Tosin, Disasi, Colwill; Caicedo, Enzo; Neto, Palmer, Sancho; Jackson.
with the gf
https://vocaroo.com/1dErhccZdzuOhttps://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynWhttps://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfKhttps://vocaroo.com/1bmKnc2H2V1chttps://voca.ro/1nT2ByLr42Ivhttps://voca.ro/1cfKpaQo2TbY
>>205877221Whys garnacho been dropped
TOIL ON THE MORROW
>>205874628Why are British often fat like americans?
>>205877250
>>205876923Those were colonisers not immigrants
depressing how much tax i pay so pakis and wastemen can have their gibsand i'm not even a high earner (just shy of 50k)
>>205877289still, people moving from one place to anotherat least brits built shit
>>205877301well that is a high earner
>>205877289they were actually refugees, because they were persecuted here in England
>>205877224im not surprised. most people feel this way too
stop starting and start stopping
>>205877264got a stiffy first time i watched this sceneenf and humiliation gets me going
>>205877284they really aren't
Bears are majestic creatures
>>205877340Not in the Victorian era
>>205877362what are those pacific islanders eating?
>>205877330not reallybarely above average for a full time job
>>205877374the males kill cubs so females carry their cubs instead
>>205877388Spam
>>205870356>>205870356>>205870356NEW
For a true Briton there is no greater joy than seeing ones sons mangled corpse for the greatest cause of a Briton is to die for the Jews
BACKSTREET'S BACKALRIGHT
>>205877376the pilgrims got to America a long time before Victoria was even born you dim cunt
>>205877406it's significantly above median income
>>205877340Which is funny since they were just the natural conclusion of Protestantism
>>205877407too big
>>205877388Social and economic factors mainly of colonial Legacy(that's what AI told me)
>>205877436Never said I was talking about America, did I?They went to a lot of other places too
look upon my searchle record, ye mighty, and despair!
>>205877376Most people didnt emigrate though. For instance india or africa most people just went to work not to stay
i make £75k
insane
Mad how an invasion of Poland is considering starting a World War
>>205877503Not really
>>205877481you live in a significantly wealthier countryit's like us going in the indian general and bragging we make a billion of their poo loo currencywouldn't be right
Fulham XI: Leno; Castagne, Diop, Bassey, Robinson; Berge, Cairney; King, Wilson, Iwobi; Muniz. Southampton XI: Ramsdale; Sugawara, Harwood-Bellis, Wood, Walker-Peters; Downes, Aribo, Fernandes; Dibling, Armstrong.
>>205877497I worked with one Syrian lady and her husbandShe's very nice and makes excellent sweets Would always bring in extra for us
>>205877500spoiler that hog>>205877518spoiler that hog
Leicester XI: Ward; Justin, Coady, Vestergaard, Kristiansen; Soumare, Skipp; El Khannouss, Ayew, Mavididi; Vardy. Wolves XI: Sa; Semedo, Bueno, Toti, Doherty; Andre, J. Gomes, R. Gomes; Guedes, Strand Larsen, Cunha.
what the fuck is a "christmas market" anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSlwG2sTO_oSo interesting isn't it
TSLA might eventually be worth 10,000 USD a share. Might take 20-25 years but I think it could absolutely happen.
>>205877558too big
>>205877542meanwhile her husband makes bombs
>>205877559German thingThey sell food, sweets and spiced wine, probably little knick-knacks to put in the stockings tooNever been to one myself
>>205877559a market that operates around christmas
>>205877522You're delusional our median salary is almost exactly the same as yours
>>205877559Its where Euros go to die, like the deeproads in Dragon Age.
>>205876801basedbeen ages since I've seen this fat ginger bastard
>>205877582Maybe I never asked what he does for work
televised match: fulham vs southampton
still find a load of her hairs all over the flat lads :/
warning lads, paki belowtake care and stay safe out there
maybe i should poo
>>205877649>>205877649>>205877649
>>205877633that's crazy mate
wtf
>>205876991Is it English Breakfast tea? Get some milk in there
