cottage cheese arses edish
>>205877649
need Priti Patel to sit on my face
>>205877649I'd rather fuck a man's ass than that and I'm not even a little bit gay.
>>205877679um
>>205877686What
>>205877679too big to be honest
>>205877679who/?
Christmas just isn't the same without LadBaby as Christmas No. 1!
>>205877679Never got to play with huge tits like this Why live
>>205877679imagine buttering those baps
see the autogenerated music channels on youtube that are [band name] - Topic. how is that not illegal? it loos like they've just copied across whats on apple music or bandcamp
>>205877679she will balloon in old age and not in a good way. like a needs medical assisted hoist to clean her arse way
sucking a bollock
>>205877730UM???
He's here
this is now an um thread
*lets a stuxnet loose in your PC*
having to throw away a load of her shit she didn’t take with her as well (also check these digits)
>>205877777I'll put you asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and follow up on it. I'll be waiting
>>205877730um not sure if you noticed lad but that lady appears to have a willy and bollocks
>>205877748yea this, get those big magnificent tits out of my face
>>205877779yes, and?
>>205877771get his dick sucked and his arsehole licked clean
...yeah we 'texin
>>205877730Should genuinely be arrested and put on the register for going out like that in public
>>205877778shut up u egg. won't tell u again.
>>205877799everyone's naked under their clothes mate
>>205877778fucked it
>>205877777No you don't she never existed this is just an extremely boring larp you spam to annoy two or three anonymous strangers
>wake up>drink a sprite>have some coffee>eat some leftover stew for brekkie>2hrs later>Violently shit liquid and almost shit myselfDon't do what I did anonsIt's quite literally a recipe for disaster
Can it really be said that the modern mass man of the West - fat, vulgar, without religion, without vocation, without meaning in life - leads a more dignified existence than the Medieval peasant?
Extremely concerning
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
Emily Browning in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
just got a new computer and didn't save my filescan you please reply to this post with essential /brit/ images
>>205877834why learn to read when chatgpt can do it for you
Maybe Brits have too many holidays for broke country!
>>205877858
>>205877858>>205877674
>>205877865haven't been on holiday since 2008 me
>>205877862The massive white pill being how easy it is going to be to get ahead of most people
Mr Bean. Funny
>>205877475Thousands of Britons are buried in Indiahttps://www.bacsa.org.uk/
>>205877892Funniest thing he ever did was steal the girlfriend of acaster little shit.
>>205877965strange shape, the vice prez
>>205877992>vice
do you lads reckon your arse is in good enough shape that a homosexual would shag it if you presented it to them?
When I get erection it makes sproiiing sound like cartoons.
>>205878013Yeah. I sent my ex a picture of my arse in my thermals once and she got mad at me for having a better arse than her
>>205878013sadly, yes
>>205878013>>205877984
>>205877965>bring me the chaos emeralds
leftypol...
got the darts on
>>205877858>>205877858
>>205878152would love to throw cheapskates out on the streets
>>205878147
>>205878118in sonic advance 3, i caught all the little blue critters and got all the chaos emeralds except for the last one, the master oneit was a difficult one to getone day my sister got my gameboy and playedover my save, it was all gonestill grieving
need to go shop but cba
>>205878134Leftoids got absolutely mindraped after OWP lmaoPathetic impotent delusional bastards
>>205877799what was deleted?
>>205878208Tranny showing off prick in cage
>>205878208tranny
>>205877858*toots on tuba*
bumberg's gone all pooey on account of all the poo
me and my females
when will I get a gf with big tits and a man face
catberg died a few days ago, miss him a lotgoing on the big mad one in the sky
heading down to Asda to laugh at disabled people later today
bunch of faggots in here. you're not british if you wouldn't tap that cottage cheese arse
big queue in the big sainsburys, summit going on
Cats and cat owners are disgusting.
>>205878304got pics?
>poo geordie got a slot on DAZN for Fury UsykHow the fuck does anyone even take the cunt seriously any more
>>205877858need to get yourself a bradders folder lad
>>205878338you're right and dogs are worse
anyone ever made edibles before?how much does decarbing the weed in the oven smell
zoomer humour is mining the archives of millennial humour from 10+ years ago and reuploading 10-second clips of it with no context
mad that in 3 days we'll all be celebrating the birth of some bloke who lived 2000 years ago (and its probably not even his birthday)
>hqdefault something you don't see as much anymore
>>205878364No dogs are angelic companions
>>205878393>and its probably not even his birthdayit's not, the church took over pagan celabrations not unlike normans learned french and converted to catholicism to stay on top
>>205878428me leaving the 'rents on boxing day aha x
>>205878393Not me. I'll be giving presents to my family and eating assorted meats and cheeses.
got the family coming over soon and really need to change my cum stained clothes but cba to do it
The Amesha Spentas as attributes of God are: Spenta Mainyu (Pahlavi:[18] Spenamino): lit. "Bountiful Spirit" Asha Vahishta (Phl. Ardwahisht): lit. "Highest Truth" Vohu Mano (Phl. Vohuman): lit. "Righteous Mind" Khshathra Vairya (Phl. Shahrewar): lit. "Desirable Dominion" Spenta Armaiti (Phl. Spandarmad): lit. "Holy Devotion" Haurvatat (Phl. Hordad): lit. "Perfection or Health" Ameretat (Phl. Amurdad): lit. "Immortality"
If Spaino was here I'd say "Spainlord, thank you so much for all you have done for /brit/. You don't get paid but you deserve millions of pounds for your efforts. We all love and respect you" But he's not so I can't
>>205878451For what purpose
>>205877718OMG love love LUV these 2!!! xx
why does kfc always give you mashed potato? i don't fucking want mashed potato
>>205878134They forgot to put a joke in their comic again.
..Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)08:45:13 No.205878494If Spaino was here I'd say "Spainlord, thank you so much for all you have done for /brit/. You don't get paid but you deserve millions of pounds for your efforts. We all love and respect you"But he's not so I can't
Just found out about the concept of "loss leaders" in retail.Instead of boycotting places why don't people just find out their loss leader products and buy those instead?
stupid inane IMG_4292 poster
Dumb frogposter strikes again
>>205878451so celebrating christmas then?
>>205878513but mashed potatoes are good
the left should try to understand what drives people to be far rightinstead of calling them racists, try to understand how their lives have been affected by immigrants
>>205878562Tell them, not us. Don't be a coward all your life.
i cum in condoms when i jack off alonejealous?
>jack offFOY
>>205878562they never will because now they count on the darkie voteso they will pander to them as much as they can to keep their votes and do everything they can to bring in morethe left have betrayed the working class
>>205878556yeah but they include it with literally every meal, i go to kfc for greasy chicken that will have me on the cusp of vomiting within 20 minutes, not mashed potato
Well, rorke?
>>205878623You know you're allowed to choose what you order when you go there. It's not a prison.
>>205878623can't you refuse the mashed potatoes?
>>205877649I'd still dip my crackers in that
Elon musk is more British than Kemi BadenochDo you agree?
>>205878623let me help you out changwhen they ask what side you want, say anything but mashed potatoes
>>205878639"diane abbott"
>>205878639>Realityo i am laffin
>>205878648>>205878660not with the boxed meals no, unless you want to actually speak to another human being i guess, but i'm a normal person who only orders via the touchscreens
corr super sunday who we watching?
>>205878706If you want to act like a robot then you get treated like a robot. Grow a pair and speak to the teenager making your slopmeal or shut up and eat the damn mashed potatoes.
>>205878687no what a retarded thing to say
>>205878639The Dartmouth scar experiment explains why women and "people of colour" and "LGBTQ" people feel like they're constantly oppressed for their identity. It's because they've been conditioned to see discrimination everywhere, whether it exists in reality or not. Even better, they've been taught that if they believe it exists, then it does.So many people in the modern west are utterly brainwashed to be useful idiots in the battle to drag society down to a level that can be controlled with just a word or a nod from their masters. And most other people have been demoralised to the point where they passively allow it.
so fucking cold last night that I was shivering in bed under my duvet with my pajamas on. might just fucking die tonight.
oh my days celtic
>>205878745you are technically correct, both logically and morally, but at the cost of being gay
The menu for today my loves
>>205878780https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind/comments/12evu93/a_study_that_may_or_may_not_exist/
>>205878781Buy a heated mattress cover. Best purchase I've ever made. Slept naked last night with my cock and balls flopping all over the place. Lovely stuff.
>>205878781um turn on the heating sweaty?
literally smells like shite in my bedroomhavent arse wanked in ages, havent shit the bed this yearno idea where the strong poo musk is coming from
>>205878803fulham southampton into totenham liverpoolgood shiiiiiiiit
>>205878830your breath
>>205878805There have been countless similar studies all showing the same thing. You can prime someone to pay attention to negative behaviour towards them.
>>205878853oof madone
>>205878853right is mogging hard
>>205878853um
hungry like the wolfhungry like the wolfhungry like the wolf
My testosterone levels must be through the roof, even time I see a girl outside I get a raging boner.
>>205878834will be watching EBCP me
Little brown delivery man coming to deliver me my very important parcel.One (1) tube of pringles because they were cheaper on Amazon than at the shop. You love to see it. Might open it in front of him so he can see what he's been rushing around for.
about to indulge in some paki slop in a moment
>>205878805Did you read the thread you linked?
>>205878853hard to look at attractive girls like this without flashes of blackedraw-type scenarios they are taking jungle bbc in hotel rooms and getting creampied
>>205878134>Climate and Palestine protestThese things have absolutely nothing to do with each other. This kind of shit showcases the inherent schizophrenia of these people, they imagine that all of their random, reactive bullshit somehow lines up into a nicely-packed narrative (with white men as the villain, of course) and don't understand how no one else sees it. I've seen some right wing kiddies do the same thing, but I think it's safe to say that the left wing is much worse about this. They aren't actually trying to find truth (or failing that, a working model of reality), they're just children who assume that whatever scattered feelings they have are inherently righteous. You probably remember back when you were a kid and whenever you randomly got mad about something you didn't doubt for a second that you were completely right in being that way and everyone else was at fault, that's how they are all the time.
>>205878903
>>205878934>These things have absolutely nothing to do with each other.yes they do, it's about saving poor brown people from the evil white man
>>205878951I thought this was a cinnamon bun
these political comics... they're all about making other look stupid. here leftists are stupid and contradictory, then you go on reddit and the right wing are stupid and contradictory.
>>205878860May we see them?
Here is my early Christmas present to you /brit/:Buying stuff off Amazon but are just pennies under the amount you need for free delivery? You just need a little 50p item to make up the difference?Here:https://www.latestdeals.co.uk/amazon-free-delivery
/brit/ likes to think it’s better than say mums posting in their facebook chats but that’s literally what this general is, a facebook mum page but for aspergic british men in their 20s
>>205878639>A new person points out issues with the organization they just joined>The organization ignores or denies themThat's just how organizations work. What, do they think that if a new white guy enters a company he just gets to change everything?
So fucking bored
>>205878993what are you onabout ?
>>205879000get the frasier on
>>205878993>20s
>>205878993I'm in my 30's actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQQBzeeYR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQQBzeeYR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQQBzeeYR4
knock knock
might go to the chinese supermarket and buy a lobster when steaming for a laugh
>>205878976Just search for attribution bias or expectancy effects. Here is one off the top of my head just because I remembered the namehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_in_the_Classroom
haircut in an hour cannot be arsed talking to my deano barber and having the same banal conversation we did last time
>>205878999Yes they genuinely think that Just look how retarded that entire infographic isThey even admit the brown woman was hired as to fill a token diversity quota then are surprised when her bitching and moaning isn't taken seriously
>>205879065thought this was a powdered donut desu
>>205879041Who's there?
>>205879073ktim. always the same shit. what do you talk about specifically? i have to pretend to care about football
Remember when that lad posted that webm of some bloke shagging a deer? What was all that about? Mad little fella
>>205879008seen it all
>>205879089joe biden
>>205878976Are you new to the internet?https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=dartmouth+scar+experiment
>>205879070Thanks x Ironically this just confirms my negative bias toward crybaby brownoid leftymongs lol
>>205879099joe biden who?
>>205879065*slowly approaches with a balloon and a needle*
>>205879073revv up the conspiracy theories
>>205879102KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>205879121oh my days, impossibly peng
>>205879092>football>drinking>nightclubs>party holiday destinations>takeaways just bog standard banal normie stuff actually know quite a bit about football me but cannot be arsed talking about it
>>205879104No I was just lazy, didn't want open Reddit, and wanted to be spoon fed even more than I already was
>>205879112joe biden my time until somebody opens the door!
>>205879140screaming
>>205879121
>>205879139Well now you've embarrassed yourself. I hope you learned your lesson.
Anyone else just touch their bell-end nervously while their wearing pyjamas as a sort of compulsion thing without jacking off?
>>205879138i find that if they happen to be into something you know a bit about they turn out to be total casuals.like whenever boxing comes up they just know about AJ and Fury and that's it, probably just watched the highlights
>yeah mate short back and sides please and maybe a little off the top>....>....>had a lovely kebab last night
>>205879174no but i scratch my bollocks and smell my fingers
>>205879194>maybe a little off the topNEVER say this they will literally shave your head
>>205879174Whenever I’m alone and whenever it’s accessible I’m fiddling with my willy. Simple as.
Birds with big chebs wearing tight T-shirts is so fucking sexy
>>205879172>embarrassed yourself How so?
>>205879121>tattoosvile
>>205879194Yeah? Poo it out yet?
Favourite Sonic character lads?Blaze the Cat for me
used to think pee was stored in the balls
ah yes
>>205879214
Uh oh stinky 190 needs a diaper change
not right that
Sir Mick Shagger
>>205879232Some people still think cum is stored in your balls and your lungs are big sacks that fill up with air.
met anyone from /brit/?i actually have. one was a creep who tried to record me and pretended he was just looking up something on his phone.the other was based but was high on diazapam and extremely drunk
>>205879259
seeing a lot of avatar/signature posting
Do not find this Bradley Welsh guy funny at all.>LOL FANNY SMELLER HAHAHABritish comedy used to be the best in the world now it's lame as fuck, even the Germans are funnier now.
>>205879280I met up with Dormers once (if anyone remembers him from years ago). Went to his house and it was massive, his family are literal billionaires.
>>205879323Its a bot mate. Thought most people figured this out by now.
>>205879280How did this come about?
>seeing a lot of avatar/signature posting
>>205879280howd you know they were from /brit/
>>205879290hey spainnigger what's for dinner
>>205879231Liked Shadow when I was a kidSonic Heroes and Shadow the Hedgehog are the only 3D ones I played
>>205879338I was talking about the presenter himself.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DD2rEpcRkOy/?img_index=8https://www.instagram.com/p/DD2rEpcRkOy/?img_index=8https://www.instagram.com/p/DD2rEpcRkOy/?img_index=8so relatable hahagreat times
>the other was based but was high on diazapam and extremely drunkmy ears are burning
>>205879343>>205879347We actually met up after realising we lived in the same city in a thread a couple of years ago.
And the latest from Ruby Granger?
>>205879323It's a game show, not a comedy
>>205879280how can u be "based" while being extremely drunk? like being extremely drunk is inherently an unbased thing
>>205879372and its all yours for £400,000 plus tip
>>205879280wouldn't like to meet any of yougoing off some of the posts here
>>205879372deanos dream
>>205879353Not sure we might go out to a bar tonight and just have some tapas x
>>205879372I assume that's fake grassFake grass is great because it means you don't have to mow the lawn all the time
Meeting Spainnigger in a dark alleyway
>>205879372really struglging to vocalise what is the biigest problem with htisevrytime my eyes flit to another part of it i see something else that is just so unbelvieably hideous
>>205879389>inherently an unbased thingmeaningless word invented by a black rapper later co-opted by weird white christians
>>205879416alri deano
Big the Cat[o] first appeared in the 1998 Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure, where he was placed to justify the presence of a fishing rod in the game, although he was conceived beforehand.[75] Big is a large, purple anthropomorphic cat, who is depicted as—while unintelligent—sweet, easygoing, and physically strong.[76][77]Big has been derided by the video game critics and fans for his obesity, low intelligence, one-dimensional development and uselessness within his games; he has appeared on several lists of the worst video game characters of all time and within the Sonic cast.[78][79][80] Due to his poor reception and apparent uselessness, Sonic Team claimed they would be retiring the character from appearing in future games in 2012
>>205879172Nah, he knew what he was doing and took the consequences like a man.
>>205879389You could say he was sound but after a couple of hours he was completely off his face
Anybody want to meet up with me? I don't drink or do drugs or go outside but we could sit in my smelly bedroom for a bit and play civilization v and order a takeaway. I only have one chair so you'll have to sit on the floor.
If I met some of you, jaws would be getting sent flying left, right and centre.And that's just the start.Believe me.
>>205879426lil b didn't invent it
>>205879085I'd take a bite.
>>205879451post your noodle arms then
>>205879372why is the garage in next doors garden?
>>205879463typical chink
GIVE ME RENT!
Go on then, post the webm.
>>205879444Where abouts are you?
Do believe climate change is real but think it’s natural as has happened before and that human attempts to stop it are either optimistic yet futile or deliberately misleading to the public.
Been making chicken wings lately trying to get them like dominoes but haven't yet found the key
>>205879444for gay bum fun obviously. what a joke this place has become over the years. sad
>>205879501
>>205879413Why have you never posted a photo from outside? Are you really in a wheelchair?
>trying to get them like dominoes
>>205879444*crossbow rushes you*
>>205879530I've been posting on here since 2012 and believe me when I say this place has always been for sad neets and schizos
>>205879560nice projection lol
I miss mousenonce
Paranoid about going to Christmas markets now because of the ragheads
>>205879595very 2013-2015 photo this
>>205879590yeah may aswell just spend all yor time posting on /brit/ instead i spose
>>205879585Corrrr! Do you reckon she shits with that arse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMe4kUJyrP4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMe4kUJyrP4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMe4kUJyrP4>>205879442ahh ok he was ok but then he had too much to drink and overstepped boundaries haha
>>205879590Why aren't you afraid of atheists ?
190 drunk already he can't keep his gimmicks straight when on the booze it's the extra chromosome makes him sort of like a woman you see
>>205879640right is me after too mayn drinks
one on the right definitely farts
all of these girls look disgusting. you dont actually think these orange slags are sexy do you?
>>205879585Fucking HELLLLL
slag in blender
>>205879659but with lads
got that digga d on
>>205879624You should be. If you're not careful they'll give you an hour-long lecture on why religion is stupid.
>>205879669Answer my question Why have you never posted a picture from outside?
>>205878118fucking howling
MUG MUG MUG
wonder how worse our crime would be if we weren't an island and there wasn't a sea with port customs to catch some of the drugs and weapons etc.
The new, in good time. >>205877700>>205877700>>205877700
>>205879719*gets my knobber out and wanks to soogs*
>>205879585Need the source on that Brazilian looking big lady
>>205877642>>205877642>>205877642New
christmas shopping finally done
>>205879510Even if we caused it (and we almost certainly made at least some impact, because of the butterfly effect), it's just one of many sacrifices we had to make to create modern civilization with 8 BILLION people in the world. It shows the inherent childishness of our modern worldviews that we can't recognize that everything comes at some kind of a cost. Radically changing society from what it was 200 years ago so that we can have way more people and all live cushy lives doesn't come free of side effects. If you have any sort of mainstream values (i.e. you aren't Ted Kaczynski, and you value civilization and human lives) it should not be hard at all to see that this is a worthwhile trade. Oh no, some beachfront property is going to get flooded! I might not get to take my solo female trip to the Maldives! Better cancel the whole modern order that has allowed us to have 8 TIMES as many people as we did before we started, our liberal, humanist values demand it.
>>205879483dun mi
