first
you DO believe in Santa right?
>>205883424why would Legolas ever reduce himself to that? comic don't make sense.
>>205883548of course!
A donation has been made in your name
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
kot is sleeping on my chest
gonna wash my face, i'll be back in just a second.
>>205883569middle-earth transitioned from feudalism to capitalism and now he has to have a job.
Sex
@205883808this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoZ2_6mWao
my dearest friends from the /cum/gen, my beloved brothers and sisters, how are you doing? what is up?
>>205883877I'm thinking about what to have for dinner later I want something with eggs
>>205883877making ramen and steak and cheese to eat with a ginger ale
I have a username that is just a random string of letters and numbers. I used it for a few years then stopped. However it is still my bank account username. I also used it on an incel website briefly. I made an ironic over exaggerated post that got screencapped and posted to a subreddit called "inceltears". It was obvious satire but those redditors seemed to take it seriously. Now if you google that username the only thing that comes up is the reddit screenshot of the thread.I wonder if the customer service chick at the bank googled it after talking to me.
/cum/ - eggs
Cant find a job
>>205883918i like eating fried eggs with sour creamcheese frittata is also based
>>205883959Hey actually I just googled it and the inceltears thread doesn't show up anymore! Instead just a few random posts I made
back from church
>>205883548
starting to feel squirmy and shivery. gonna put my xmen hoodie on and say a small prayer for myself.
momberg got one of those giant christmas tins of butter cookies for her birthday and i eat one every time i go in the kitchenyummy wummy
>>205883771you can exploit medieval capitalism by using your combat skill to intercept supply caravans.
>>205884027Any updates?
For your money, who you got? Thorg or Reptar
>>205884340always bet on reptar
>>205884004I like shakshukaI've never made it myself, but I've had it at restaurants
>>205884356But Thorg hungry, Thorg want eat.
>>205883424explain the joke
https://www.foodandwine.com/holidays-events/mardi-gras/how-to-use-ojen-mardi-gras-liqueur-cocktail-drinkwas drinking this stuff at the function last night it was so insanely yummy goddamn
>>205884408Santa's elves are tiny helpers but in this depiction we see Legolas, an elf from the Lord of the Rings universe. The joke is that typically those are considered different things
>>205884505how long until your luteal cycle begins
>>205884534oh i didn't make the connection with lord of the ringsthanks
>>205884408Elves are immortal so legolas has lived in to modern day and has found work as one of the santa's elves and is sad remembering his past as a hero with his adventuring buddies (note: this is contrary to the canon of lord of the rings where he goes west alongside an elderly gimli so they can all hang out in the elven lands for the rest of eternity, aragorn does stay behind though and dies after like 200 years and his descendants are all weak assholes that become modern humanity)
>>205884598im a man with cock and balls
>>205884505oh no, i know better. this is how i got into this spot in the first place. also, what's "Fat Tuesday"?
what the fuck is a luteal cycle
>>205884652>Fat TuesdayMardi Gras is French for Fat Tuesday
>>205884652do you mean mardi gras the holiday or like the brand
>>205884681googled it its something about menstruation
>>205884681Part of the womens menstruation cycle that makes them the most emotional and irritable. The time after ovulation and before their period begins
>>205884738"that time of the month"
>>205884688oh son of a bitch, it is! i thought you were messing with me, so i looked it up. man, i'm an idiot for not knowing that.
>>205884408the black kid is there with his father
>>205884772I am actual french cajun so I am knowledgeable about these things
Parents don't have any milk in the fridge. Only buttermilk
>>205884845Can you drink it? I've never had it
bitch got blood clots, lungs collapsing, and she looks 20, guess some people just aren't meant to be alive
>>205884865I don't know
Had guests over my place again. This girl I can't handle she just talks like a million miles a minute I can tolerate it at first but eventually I got so irritated I couldn't hide it. I was trying to be amicable but I could tell I was extremely tense and making everyone uncomfortable so I just went to my room and slept until everyone left
>>205884865not him, but no, you wouldn't want to do that. that's like having a bowl of mayonnaise for lunch haha.
>>205883548saint nicholas is one of the most based saints in the church
>>205885020he was the saint of WHORES
SHE'S MY LITTLE DEUCE COUP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT
listening to heavy metal covers of Christmas songs.
>>205884920sounds more like the guests had you over.
>>205885147the radio used to play an altered intro to black sabbath's "iron man" this time of year where he went, "I AM SANTA CLAUS"
kurčić means little dick in serbian
>>205885299dont remember asking your name
>>205885174Yeah it usually is like that
>>205883424Anybody else have problems opening webms today?Also, what happened to the frozen accounts of the freedom convoy supporters?
>>205885646i haven't, no. hate to say, it might be something on your end.
>>205885570stop doing thisthis is textbook discrimination of US namefagsit is very ugly and you should apologize to me
>>205885860/cum/ for /cum/mers
>>205883548obviously
>it's the 'parent screams in agony as they die in a brutal way in front of me dream and wake up feeling complete dread and doom' episode
>>205885298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34
What's your IQ and bench?
>>205886296dumb as fuck and 285x2 max
>>205886296Are you supposed to measure the bar as well as the weight I never got a real answer on this
>>205886374yes nigga the bar weighs 20kg ur not just lifting nothing
>>205886296five at least and the one near the park.
>>205886374of course
>kgFOB
>>205885966based(i'm a /cum/mer)
have to be at the christmas party in 2 hours
need to start packing for my train home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhfiQL4m_rE
>>205887202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIAbEZi4yKs
how do i get rich fast while taking no risk
>>205887258put everything on 32 black
how do i make 40 dollars in 3 days
>>205887296Colts +140 moneyline
on the brink of emotional collapse
>>205887375how can i make you collapse
>>205887296doordash for 3 hours
>>205887375leafs deserve it
>>205887484what if i have no car and no bank account
>>205887528kys yourself
>>205887528LOOK AT DIS DOOOOOOOOD
thoughts on lucifer?
>>205887559>>205887562you deserve to be raped
watch out guys, Brokeass Ben is gonna take 3 buses over and put a golf club on lawaway so he can beat our asses
>>205887634got his ass
>>205887634i aint gonna beat your ass with the club im gonna rape your ass with it
>gay>brokeOOF
is there any sense to keep on living yet if one is not an exceptional individual from san francisco who develops an antichrist for OpenAI for $300k/yr?
I have been mistreated by asian americans and latinx on the internet more than by mayflower whites, the latter even speak spanish, what causes this phenomenon?
>>205887786cute/thicc polish girls
Purchased a French wine and an Australian champagne. I'm calling it champagne purposefully.
boutta blow up the terlit with my homemade chocolate fudge
vgh...
>>205887980Yum!
thinking about the spicy beef jerky i didnt get yesterday
>>205888099It's ok short anon you're getting fat anyway
>>205887854I mean trash like>You are destroying america!!! as if they are not children of immigrants and I have no plans to move to usa.
Feed the birds
tears if you didnt get on that colts +140 bet
>>205888129im the same weight ive been for the last 3 years
thinkin about the teriyaki beef jerky in my car
>thinkin about the teriyaki beef jer-ACK!
>>205888272Let me check
>>205888358how would you do that
>>thinkin about the teriyaki beef jer-ACK!
>>205888372I'm gonna take your measurements. Take your clothes off. Im a doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJsoquu70o
thinkin bout the briskey i left at friends house
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME?NO ONE WOULD EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOMEHELP ME BELIEVE IT'S NOT THE REAL MESOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
take your /pol/ shitposting to the catalog faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2YRVZ4cmeoWE ARE THE ONESWE GET KNOCKED DOWNWE GET BACK UP, AND STAND ABOVE THE CROWD
>>205886882I'm sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFP_jcY_MLc
>>205883424America has more in common with Brazil and India than actual 1st world nations
>>205889120Speak for whatever shit hole state you live in, tranny
I hate when people accuse someone of speaking in word salad just because they can't understand what's being said
On tonight's menu Microwaved frozen pizza 12 beers
workin’ out
>>205889120why?
>>205889352Muh health care
Vape finished, need to pop to shop to get a new one. Will quit by the end of the year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iawZwLeHrRQ
The USA is one big racketeering scheme. That's what it's founded upon and that's why it's so prosperous.
>>205889246>>205889352If you remove millionaires and billionaires the average American has similar living standards, education and government services as Latin america
You motherfuckers think just because you have big family dinners and shit you're better than me You think that Well Guess what faggot
AND IT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE TONIGHTI CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEN INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDECAN'T YOU SEE THAT THERE'S NOTHING THAT I WANNA DOBUT TRY TO MAKE IT UP TO YOUAND IT FEELS LIIIIIIIIIIIKE TONIGHT, TONIGHT
Go fuck yourself
gonna try darktide again latersha’n’t be removing my negative review thoughbeit
let me hit
>>205889460>Source, my ass
>>205889471put down the bottle, Sahiib
>>205883548uh yeah? NORAD tracks him every year
>>205889584it's good, got it on sale and it's been a lot of funmight play it myself in a lil bit
on the line with a filipino
my ideal layout
are the websites for finding foreign women to marry and import? like a dating app sort of thing to
Me getting a haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPBXmZoH0RQ
I assume you've been briefed.
>>205890018I wear boxes
Is it weird to scrub your toilet daily? I don't clean everything in my bathroom I just have a tablet I throw in there in the evening and scrub it before my nightly shower.
We’re not going to the sky-Israel.
*debriefs you*
>schzioleaf returns>>205890142nah seems like a good habit
Viva Philistina
>nightly showeryou shower at night and in the morning? seems excessive
Viva Carthage
just realized I forgot the letter 'r' in boxersthats why you didnt (you) my joke, right bros?
>>205890182I shower only at night because I don't want to have my day sweat in my sheets. I also change my sheets on Fridays so I have a comfy sleep in on Saturday.
>>205890164>”IDF” VPN unironically trying to militarily occupy space on 4chan
>>205890182Rule is every time you step out of bed or about to go to bed or after sweating
Viva Carthage AND Rome
This thread was promised to them 6000 years ago
these are a few of my favorite things
>>205890213LOL you're brown
>>205890211i can't imagine starting the day without a shower, all the oils and sweat you accumulate during 8 hours of sleeping are gross and i need to feel clean to start my day>>205890224this sounds right, but showering too much can dry your skin out and momberg yells at me for showering too much
>>205890302all leafs are brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2pLsMBGuU
"They shot down their own F-18?""Yes sir.""Do the Houthis have F-18s?""No sir, the Houthis have a F-5, but it's unclear if it's combat ready.""So then what did they think it was?""Not sure, could have been a drone.""Okay. Do their drones look like F-18s?""No sir."
>>205890315I don't sweat in my sleep since I stopped eating spicy foods at night. Also ended my nightmares. Plus I have a heat pump so my room is 17 degrees year round.
Not even the actresses of the 2010s and the 2020s could ever compete with the actresses of the 1980s and the 1990s.
its SUNDAY that means the NEW YORK JETS are LOSING
it's funny reading back in the archive early 2022 and seeing all the Russians flags going >ONCE WE'RE DONE HERE WE'RE INVADING POLAND XAXAXAXAX ARE YOU POOPIES YOURSELF YET???????
>>205890379what kind of stupid cope is this?
>>205883424the bbc couple really brings it home
are you making sure to save money on your blinker fluid?
quintessential nord post
>>205890435Over promised and under deliveredI wonder if China is gonna start taking some Siberian land in exchange for computer chips
>>205890435>WE'RE INVADING POLANDyeah those are clearly nafo sock puppets designed to get europoors to accept their new, shittier economies in order to stop heckin putler xDsad thing is it worked. eurotards are cooked
>>205890447holy based judge lover
I’m gonna miss the mountainsI have to drive back to Fl*rida now I can’t take pictures like this down there
>>205890584They should just take everything east of the Urals, who's gonna stop them?>>205890662genuinely befuddled with this post and what it's supposed to mean
bros i am absolutely in love with this ojen stuffi see why it took over new orleans high society for like 100 years, it tastes absolutely divinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArIxAJAVDYQliterally me rn
>>205890725>genuinely befuddled with this post and what it's supposed to meanthat's because you are genuinely low IQ, probably from the aids you have
Russians really are white niggers
Doesn't Puccia have Africa levels of HIV infections
don't care about slavs killing each other
uhhh GUYS?!???shiiiiet...
slava ukraini, trans rights are human rights, blm, acabif you don't like it, gtfo of /cum/
>>205890879thoughts?
>>205890505He contradicted himself Does he blame people who don't use their blinker in tractor or not? I noticed redditors always do this shit. They'll be like "am I the asshole for" and it'll be something that makes them an asshole but then they'll be like "but also the person is a racist and sexist. So a am I the asshole? Edit: I'm also trans and wheelchair bound"
>>205890706cool pic
>>205890879glad all these groups are taking big fat Ls lately, warms my heart
>>205890925>tractorTraffic*
>>
>>205890925he's a redditard it's not worth getting that deep into his retarded opinion.
going to eat a whole smoked sausage and not much else today
>>205886882i have never been invited to a party
Transgenderism will be dropped by the next presidential election, if not much sooner If the front runner is Vance then he's for sure going to be making rounds on all the popular podcasts, and Dems are going to need to do the same and consider "what are issues that we are willing to actually sit and unpack and discuss" and transgender issues aren't one of them. It's an indefensible issue.
>>205891085umm chud trans rights are NON-NEGOTIABLE
have to be at a christmas orgy in 2 hours (i'm the only man attending and all the women have big butts and boobies and they hurt my pelvis)
goshpedo tier post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbEI should gamble on sports more
>>20589119997% of sports bettors lose money overall
>>205891138> Pompeii graffiti on saturnalia, circa 90ad
>>205891085I don’t understand why it’s an issue anyway, it’s such a small fraction of the population.
>>205891220100% of betters quit just before they hit it big
>>205891220Im up over $1100
>>205891278Sure, for now. The stats aren't lying though, most people will re-bet their winnings and lose it all eventually.If you're too good at it, they'll simply stop your account.
im back
>>205891229When the supreme court magically created "legal" gay marriage a few years ago, there were a ton of liberal organizations that had a LOT of money and provided a lot of jobs to activists to lobby for gay marriage. Once it was legal, those organizations had no reason to exist anymore so they pivoted to TRANS to keep the money flowing and keep their jobs.
>>205891229Republicans can make it a bigger issue than it is, because Dems are afraid of drawing lines in the sand on it
anon just got back, now we can get started
Im a motherfucker
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>205891368That makes sense, but there’s more important things of that ilk to combat probably, in some states they still give gay people electric shocks to “fix” them. I feel like that’s more important than pronoun nonsense.>>205891381Sucks for them to get caught in the middle of this political posturing battle. Outside of the crazies on the internet I imagine that most of them just want to be left alone.
reading a book
is there any hope
>>205891465>Sucks for them to get caught in the middle of this political posturing battle. Outside of the crazies on the internet I imagine that most of them just want to be left alone.Most of them wouldn't even be trans if it weren't made trendy And many of them do not simply want to be left alone, just like gays did not simply want to get married. If you give any group whether republicans, Dems, christians, atheists, trans etc a inch, they'll take a yard. It's how politics and the world works
>>205891480miller grove moment
>>205891522no
>reading a book
>>205891548should i kms?
>>205891568i look and talk like that
>>205891465>That makes sense, but there’s more important things of that ilk to combat probablyProbably so but it's easier than getting a real job, especially if you'd have to take a pay cut because your skills as a gay rights activist don't really translate into other fields
>>205891433same, a merry covfefe to all on this day
>>205891581no. maybe pray that something works out?
just gave a big christmas donation to my favorite streamer
Honestly? not badI don't see any pop culture nonsense on there.
>>205891643Isabella is very mehican
>>205891619enjoy your cuppa
One more post about the alien, before LDARing. I know, these posts just bounce back. Theres nobody out there anyways. Consider him like hes in a UFO, and does interact with humans. He possesses many magical abilities, one of which is telepathy. Thats a very strong ability, which he uses in creative ways. Consider this scenario: you have two objects in front of you, a dragon dildo and a fleshlight. You really want to use the fleshlight, but he can tell you to use the dildo. He does this by giving you an argument in favor of the dildo, and if you have any mental disagreement, he will compress your head physically, to hurt it. And humans react based off of feedback. He does this often. He can completely control your body, and the things you say. By first suggesting, and then hurting your head if you disagree. Ive no idea how many people he does this with. Im assuming he can do it to 100% of the people, but picks and chooses who. So no joke, your mom who you knew for your entire life, can become possessed through this way. Its real too. This is a real post. He can even do it to me. And, it is completely undetectable, because it happens as a sub process within our comprehension. Although I believe there is a limit. He can’t force you to do something too crazy for a very long time. Its based off of impulse control, and bullying. I have no idea if impulses are even real. If you experience cravings for a cigarette, this may actually be the alien doing it just for fun. One major tell is if the craving comes along with a mental video you see for a split second. Videos are a very efficient way to speak. He can do this without words or pictures, however I suspect it’s not as reliable.
>>205891661Mateo is more mexican
>>205891683Mateo is spanish
>>205891625>praygod does not exist.
>>205891661Wouldn't it be Spanish
>>205891706Retard
>>205891631cuck, she will never love you, and if its a man you donated to, he will never be your friend. you should have saved that money and put it towards your own PATHETIC life
>>205891735wot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlIdid anyone post this yet
Race mixing is a good thing
>>205891735>The Spanish form of Matthew, which derived from the Hebrew name Mattiyahu, Mateo can also be spelled Matteo, technically the Italian variation. Mattiyahu consists of the elements mattan, meaning "gift" and yah, which references the Hebrew God.
Momberg doesn't let me clean the bathroom because she doesn't trust me with cleaning supplies
>>205891784*evil, jewish thing
>>205891785You people are dense As in, more Mexicans have the same Retard
>>205890994USA=BrazilMexico=ArgentinaCalifornia=UruguayTexas=Paraguay
It's weird how when sons find their parents having sex they get grossed out but when daughters find it they're like "awww they love each other"
>>205891763good thread theme
>>205891801This
N
T
>>205891763He died from butt AIDS
My mom is so performative about everything and it pisses me off. It's like she has multiple personalities depending on who she's speaking to.
R
almost got into an accident today
>>205891643All of those names are demoralization propaganda if you convert them into separate parts. This was likely done by the alien, as a method of increasing the economy. Although im suspecting the truth is that this doesnt make people work harder when you name them “i wont have sex”. It actually gives them a type of psychosis when they realize which likely results in a suicide. Death was like a way to combine assets between two people, and the resulting financial power was more capable for business reasons. So they don’t waste words here when they can help it. Baby names come from an instruction manual, people are told to pick a name usually. Who writes the names? This industry has become corrupted, in a foul way. Just like all the others. Im witnessing complete global domination for maximum slavery and death. Which is a reliable way to curb overpopulation and get the most value out of immigrant labor AND ALSO increases health and safety standards. But for the losers, they’re facing a cruel society which is literally trying to legally murder then to produce money. And it’s played off as the morally conscious choice, as it produces a stronger dollar. But you can’t argue in favor of murdering my neighbour, so they have to use confusing arguments and hope we don’t say anything. Although even if you say something, nothings gonna change. Theyre mass murderers and there’s currently no known way to fight back. They have literally invented telepathy and complete thought replacement. They can actually crush your real head with something that may as well be called magic. This is literally cows in a pen being slaughtered by a demon.
DO you guys think the "gay twink" strategy will work?
>>205891954Yeah alienating regular men even more is definitely what the left needs to do
>>205891938Terry...
>>205891743i'm in their discord and we've had conversations thoever
>>205891990im not terry
>>205891994and you typed this out without a hint of irony?
Witty and entertaining streamer makes me laugh for a hour, I give him a few bucks for a hour of work. Seems fair to me. Now donating to women just for having tits, could NOT be me.
is he larping trudeau?
>>205892016You should sell your car and buy a Tesla with self driving
>>205891954I still can't believe the guy who killed Bin Laden said that about him
>>205892063He has to play that card so the chechens don't behead him
>>205892068>gayslafuck no. fuck evs
>>205892063OOFTuckerbros?
>>205892102yeah but you're just gonna keep getting into wrecks you can't be trusted
>>205892126im never buying an electric appliance on wheels.
>>205892098Shit was pretty hilarious though. He doubled down on it, too
>>205892155very well then you need a grandma car shitbox with no power so you don't kill yoself
My pp is in need of sucking
I got a new e-cig yesterday and the brand is literally called VooPoo
>>205892046which streamer is it so we can all point and laff at you
>>205892217>grandma car shitboxthat's literally my car. technically, it's my parents car.
>>205892247Avoiding the puddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHwall my bets hit
>>205892247destiny
Destiny is such a weird degenerate that you just know he's on borrowed time until some scandal "cancels" him
I keep seeing this anime spider waifu ad. its so cringe
>>205892233you should just switch to zyns or summin
>>205892329LOL no
I feel like you're going to paid to mention D*stiny every day in this thread
>>205892304he's openly a cuck and his fans dont care, what could cancel him? Vaush got caught with pedo adjacent shit too, their watchers dont care
>>205892349>Reading this post in a Indian accent
fired on my day off LOL
>>205892304he should have been already cancelled for the sex video leaks, another streamer named Pxie got a blowjob video with him leaked and I don't believe Destiny had any permission to share those videos with some random dude on Discord to goon to.
>>205892366grim
>>205892366LOL
>>205892366Getting fired right before quismos is depressing
Big heinie pepe
Segs with Rosanna pansino
where are the sexy messssicans?
this is literally me
>>205892537me on the right, you on the left
>>205892233I had one of those, it worked pretty ok it didn't leak the juice near as bad as the other ones I had.
Should I have a burger or fries chikken
Stop
no
>>205892614bothfatty
well at least i dont have to wake up at 6am tomorrow anymore i can get drunk and jork off into the nighthehe
>>205892722>>205892722>>205892722
>>205892583yeah I'm surprised that this thing hasn't leaked at all yet. that's the first thing every SMOK brand vape did when I got it
