Watching the english edition
thinking about girls farting
>>205891284haha bet they smell
Lynyrd Skynyrd
>>205891258get fucked cansmong lmao
thinking about thingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFZNvj-HfBU
putting my penis inside a girl's pussy
Want to start writing smut ladsAlways had a passion for it
>>205891295when gfberg farts i slap her arse
dey be tappin it in real quick rn
>>205891305Write a paragraph and we'll judge.
going to make some hash browns and bacon
Have you ever gone to do a piss in the shower but accidentally have a bit of poo come out, and then you have to stamp it down the drain hole?Never happened to me, but a girl I knew told me she'd done it once before
>>205891298Im on the bitter (bottles of) myself
poo? VERY funny.
looking at discord servers to join and they are all like "egirls, eboys, weed, video games"
>>205891302you sure you should do that?
>>205891327No I'm shy
>>205891258based eeyor
>>205891329In England (Ingurland) they call them ass browuns urnd bacarn
just had ham, egg, and chips for tea. i made the ham myself. looked a bit like pic related but even moister ngl. was so good.
>>205891352good lad you're mysterious
>>205891344all code for trannies grooming kids
>>205891344stay away from thatbetter to be lonely here than getting sucked into the pit that is discord
sometimes i dont even wipe my arsejust go in the shower and spread my cheeks wide open
Feeling communist
>>205891392same but the gay club instead of the shower
Had sleep paralysis last night and was under the impression I was being anally probed. Mental health this afternoon: superb.
>>205891258Explain this OP pic, what's the source? Looks interesting desu
Can't believe Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Scientology, etc are realGet your head out the fucking schizoverse morons
>>205891369Basically what i eat on st stephens day
*enters /brit/*
the gf
>>205891332once shat in the shower but it was so big it wouldn't go down the drain even with the high pressure of the waterhad to pick it up and lob it across the bathroom into the bog
>>205891421adam mate...
But deep insideare the chipped figureswith their budgerigar faces,a sort of divinehumour in collusionwith time ...There isa stone twittering inthe cathedral branches,the excitement of migrantsnewly arrived from a tremendouspresence ...Kneeling we drop ourcrumbs, apologisingfor their dryness, afraidto look up in the ensuingsilence in case they have flown.
cannot fucking stand the holiday ads that start at this time of year. do not need to be reminded of how grey and miserable life is by adverts for things i shan't be experiencing.
A transgender healthcare organisation led by former Mermaids CEO Susie Green has vowed to continue helping children access puberty blockers - defying the UK's permanent ban on the treatment for under-18s.The group says it has established a "legal route" for young people to access the medication through doctors based outside the UK, with prescriptions sent to EU destinations for collection.
Totally missed the new, just been sat in the old like a right spacker omds
>>205891425this sounds indian
i wasnt allowed to socialize/hang out/make friends with anybody until i was 16, in college and living with my aunti didnt have my own phone, social media account, email address. i didnt know how to socialize with other people until my aunt and cousins taught me how.my parents were both jesus freak schizos and thought everybody were satanists out to get us. i never talked to my parents after my 17th birthday.
>>205891448GoodFuck Wes Streeting, this is going to cause deaths
>>205891421I wont report you because i know youre joking...
>>205891426my face would be in her arse all day
>>205891442>watching advertsyou realise your third eye won't recover from that?
>>205891426>brit looksmatch in 2024Brits can't suffer.
>>205891459Grim
>>205891459seen this one already today
aha i just remembered poo lol
What do they do in China and India at Christmas
>>205891426she's only 6'7"
cracking wnak that
>>205891426Only see the usual two feet
>>205891258you'd gain far more wisdom meditating on this diagram
>>205891508Just a normal day innit
russian gf giving me a haircut
cody bro i totally missed that new that was posted bro you know the new that was posted? i just like totally missed it dude
>>205891508Nothing but in Japan the eat KFC
some days you wank, some days you get wankedjust how life is
Must be grim being shorter that your own dadReckon I'd kill myself if that were me
sick of people acting like fetish relationships are normal.
cronem just skeetin on katy's braces
Old Tradford
nintendogs poo
>>205891524Enjoy
>>205891553Most white men are due to vaccinations
>>205891570I'm bald
>>205891534mental how badly the yanks mindraped them
on that shit
get your fucking willy out for the ira
Elon Musk really is a whole new tier of evil the planet has never experienced before Need that drug addicted narcissistic fascist oligarch to die ASAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngUmRIY4d2E
What's the plans for tonight
>>205891617Is he worse than benjamin Netanyahu
all santa does is turn children into communists and benefit scroungers.
another peroni opened
>>205891607don't get it why was he laughing
>>205891583mad that most bald people dont realise the light reflected from their heads is pretty distracting. it really makes you think
>>205891647On par since he actively supports and funds him
>>205891617nah he's based you're just gay LOL
>>205891524>russian gfIs she a liberashka?
>>205891617It's weird how buying twitter made him so evilComical really. He's going to trip up though
>>205891662I shine mine, so I hope it's distracting.
>>205891617Elon Musk is going to buckbreak Anglo-Saxons with the Gael Trump
>>205891657Another clue gained
the grinch and puritans were both right about christmas.
slipknot gf
>>205891671If this isn't a troll post this is extremely sadKeep sucking off the world's richest oligarch on 4chan, hopefully he'll put a chip in your brain next
>start watching The Walking Dead>The wife is immediately, in episode 1, outed as a dirty hooerLmao this is the thing that made a billion quid?
>>205891711My dream
>>205891658dont get it why was she laughing
Remember when reddit loved Le Elongated Muskrat
>>205891715its utter shite and only gets worsewouldnt bother
>>205891711More like dogknot lover gf
Guys is my WiFi good
Reading about plasmoids. Oh sorry, I mean WATCHING about plasmoids blork
want a laptop with three drives
What's a good wine to get from m&s?
gonna start living life next year and see where I end upcan always kill myself if it's not that much better
Me? Sapiosexual.
Rorke has met his match
couldn't do this these daysit's political correctness gone madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWyJOz1rUU
got the bludy blinkin heatin on don i
>>205891733Then he challenged the Jews
>>205891770fuck that get the snoop dogg one, get the lemon and blueberry cake very corr peng
mmhmm cronem slippin dat thang all the way down katy's back x
>>205891775>unhoused neighbourSo how tf are they your neighbour if they don’t have a house
>>205891741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40F8mALRukA
>>205891775190!
any hebephile man in
>>205891812would be a comfy job honestly. so much solitude.
*jumps on you and viciously knaws your knob off*
Sir Neighbour Lover
What do vegans eat for Christmas dinner?Brussel sprouts, broccoli and mash? Nothing else?
tfw no gf feels have been hitting me this christmas
cronem tapping it in real quick taptaptaptap x
>>205891804Ngubu living in your shed with your daughter
>>205891788Already got it lad!
>>205891742Yeah I'm just gonna stop after the first season I reckon. Saw the first season being dubbed one of the best seasons of TV ever and it's been borderline just okay
>>205891857is it any good?
where else do you post?bit tired of /brit/
>>205891804im homeless>>205891775how abotu loving YOUR CHRISTIAN NEIGHBOUR JESUS CHRIST THE LORD
>>205891854tapping your empty skull are you?
Questing in Nightsong woods if that's alright with you de lada
>>205891853you reckon poo comes out of her arse when she shits?
>>205891872incels.is
>>205891872spuh and pwuh
My legs are getting longer. I've been a shut in for some years, and now I'm starting to go outside and walk again. I notice when I'm on my bicycle and place my feet on the ground I easily reach the ground, which wasn't the case when I was an alcoholic pants shitting schizo who never left his house.
Mental how whether you're absolutely stunningly handsome/beautiful, or whether you're hideously ugly and freakish, is all a matte of pure genetic luck
>>205891870Haven't opened it yet. Was going to wait until I'm with my friends, possibly over the New Years/next month sometime.
>>205891891Yes. It's a he though.
>>205891903>hideously ugly and freakishktim
mental that no matter how stunning you are, when you shit, pool comes out of your arse and it's smelly
sum quick and ruthless deflorations are taking place rn x
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS POOO
>>205891903maybe if society wasn't dysgenically mixing it wouldn't be left up to luck.
Back from the shop got some cans
nuff bout me klarks to me prefer
>russia running out of forces. having to send n. koreans into the meat grinder
>>205891948cans of what?
going to watch p0rnography o_0
21F, let's keep each other company, Not looking for MenHey (with the intention of us becoming obsessed with each other),I'm 21 years old, living in Germany, looking for someone whose vibe matches mine to chat and hang out with online, perhaps flirt a little and just have a fun evening and if we vibe perhaps even longer term.I love reading and read way too much fanfic, i adore music and listening to it gives me life. Cooking is super fun but if someone else is trying to help me I typically get annoyed! Favourite Shows include SuperWhoLock, She-Ra, Frieren, Gravity falls and a bunch of other stuff, though I'm typically super behind because I rarely actually watch it cause it gets boring alone.No go's are Homophobia, Transphobia (would be kinda annoying if you hated me from the start ya know), men.
>>205891961Does the CIA really have this slow internet? That was a month ago
>>205891948yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa
Disfigured dysgenic incels all believe they're entitled to 10/10 pure sex hotties
men sexing men
cronem hittin katy from the back with the quicktap x
>>205892001yes
>>205891961Two more weeks
>>205891872My usual haunts of 2024 have been /brit/, /int/, /vr/ and /lit/. Wonder what they will be next year. Will I add more, will I swap some out for different boards? We shall see!
Examples of dysgenics:Picking your partner based on hairstyle/clothing/facial hair style/whether they shave their armpits and pubic hair or not/whether they like the same music as you or not/and so onThis is why this world will fail.
What even is the point of the cans?
Sir Spam Reporter
You guys looking into plasmoids with me? Anyone man enough in your god Forsaken country?
Sir Report Announcer
katy replying to timmy while pumpum sore from quicktap x
never bought bitcoin meprobably too late now
got served by a fit bird in sainsburys today
Can't wait for GTA 6, lads
>>205891775Indigenous? Here?
>>205892081its gonna be woke they'll probably make you play as a black guy
>>205892081The lads, as t'were
Wonder how humanity would look if we selectively bred humanity based purely on intelligence Imagine if only the top 10% smartest people were allowed to breed, and if such a rule was in place for hundreds of generations
>>205892001by rape anything is possible
drinking sherry
>>205892081got a mate who works there
>>205892023shhh… I am Zangu! Predecessor of Han Empire!I am here to Save Enlighs gurlsfrom Misogynistic English man
It's just came out that it wasn't friendly fire and actually the houthis shot down a hypersonic American jet
>>205892081it's so over
shagging the ether
>>205892081rorke will focus on the weird ones but many of them are actually very cute
>>205892081
Make-up promotes dysgenic mixing. Government should ban it.
>>205892027makes life fun for a while
Is Bacardi and Coke a woman’s drink? Don’t care I’m still having it. But really is it a woman’s drink?
The next week is going to be the worst in my life so far
Your posts? didn't ask for them
shagging the big Other
>>205892160Rum and coke? Are you serious? It's like a standard mix. It has no sex association.
italian woman
>>205892127it's not hypersonic retard
>>205892160yeah, anything with coke is a bit bent
just got ganked in ashenvale what the fuck
shagging the master signifier
>>205892154Only if we also ban facial hair so that chinless freaks can't hide the truth or their appearance too
>>205892166spending christmas alone?
>>205892121Ever shag her up the arse?
>>205892182BNWO girl
cronem tapping it in dat wide part of baton stretch katy out but it slip in real easy bc baton tapers back down to skinnier part of baton wen cronem pull it out it make vacuum bc it get wider
when I get that feelingI need sexual heaaaaalingit's good for memakes me feel so fine
>>205892182For me it's Shelena
>>205892178Just always felt like a real man drinks spirits without anything else. Like James bond
After 170 years, King strips Cadbury of Royal Warrant
Your mum has been shagged while your dad was dressed as Santa.Let that sink in.
Any truth nukes going around?
>>205892228>>205892231Italian women don't like black guys, but they do love British men
Italian gf 2025, is it possible?
>>205892274There is no ethical consumption in Capitalism
This Christmas, it's time to let Shamima Begum back into the country x
>>205891845>knaw
>>205892275LOL
>>205892306Don't think she's big on Christmas mate
>>205892301it could be
>>205892274if you don't eat your meat, you cannae have any puddinghow can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
>>205892274poo comes out of girls arses when they shit
shamima's cousin from yorkee bagum
unethically consuming this beer
Israel announced months ago already that they're banning all public Christmas celebrations in Jerusalem this year How extremely evil
>>205892301Could be possible for me, but she doesn't look anything like these girls thoughbeit.
>>205892344>jews celebrating the birth of christnot too bright are you
>>205892347does she have med hair?
>>2058922744chan is a dire website
>>205892135Look like an insufferable group of people.>>205892081Look like an insufferable group of people.
>>205892160Rum and coke is not a woman's drink lmao
what are your plans for 2025?
>>205892344is this true lads should l google it?
>>205892344jesus is the king of israel
>>205892227he's a bloke and no
hello /brit/
>>205892344Don't want the Houthis shooting Rudolph down do they
Evening lads xJust got back from the bar with the Mrs, had some nice cava and tapas x
sometimes i think my purpose in life is to stick my dick in as many pussies as possible
>>205892367Are you aware there are non-Jews living in Jerusalem?Retarded canuck
>>205892275The British men in question
anybody working on christmas day?
hey rorke you dropped your vCard
ok l googled it its not true
>>205892388Rape kill murder (its just a shot away)
eggs benedick for breakfast tomorrow
>>205892373As in Mediterranean? Sorry lad, I'm out of the loop. I tend to ignore all these meme terms.
>>205892386Okay thank you
>>205892419why should Israel cater to non jews
>>205892432Know a guy who has to moderate a specific internet forum
>>205892412it is
>>205892441Lush
chatgpt flirting with meshe wants it
It's mocking you.
>>205892441With cum in a batch?
>>205892456It's called not committing ethnic/religion based repression and apartheid
>>205892388shag a prozzie
>>205892477Fuck off
>>205892486>england has to allow ramadam.
just had a wank and now I need a weecan't wait for it to spray everywhere and then for my knob to burn for ages afterwards fucking bladderberg got it in for me
business idea: the lads in the /italy/ thread all have cute sisters they can hook us up with
spaffed to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d3vhHe-zSM
>>205892456Why should we cater to none Anglicans
Getting a sore throat :/ gonna kick off if I’m ill over Christmas ffs
>>205892476Why do I feel the need to shoot a fire arrow at it
>>205892513the hellenic spirit inside you
>>205892486wah wah wah, you're brown
>>205892503Yes. Can you imagine if we outlawed religions from having holidays?That's repression my man
>>205892512Woulf be awful if you died mate x hope you don't have a painful death or anything
>>205892510peng alert!
right but they havent banned it
eggs bendydick for breakfast tomorrow. get in
mum's new boyfriend is younger than meI cant stay here for christmas I cant
Fucking hell, the CGI in The Walking Dead is diabolical. Even for the time.
Who are the worst posters on /int/ lads? I'm conflicted between Germans, Yanks, Brazilians and Japs
dtfic
>>205892526I could live in greece I reckon. Must be cheap as anything and very relaxed.
>>205892510kek did you really? you must get hard from a warm breeze
Toby Cameron
the leaf lad calling him spainnigger and then getting banned on the daily always makes me chuckle
>>205892559probably me tbf
>>205892546looks like are Sara
>>205892557mad that show has 5 spinoffs
mum's making eggs penis for breakfast
>>205892567Ethiopia
>>205892576is cute > ~ <
>>205892567i have extremely high testosterone.
>>205892536Are you being sarcastic DTFIC? :/>>205892544I agree lad x
>>205892557Huh?
poo you say?
>ramadamthat what beavers do?
yeah I said poowhat of it
Bleeding piss out my arse
i miss mousey
Spaniard-American
>>205892589Just finished the first season and not even that one was good. And everyone says it's the best season, so I cannot imagine how fucking shite the rest of the show is
really enjoying poolads posts
>>205892615Lmao. I was referring to the CGI big explosion in the final scene of the first episode. Looks like Red Faction fs. If that image is real then wew lawdy
pooing peng gay porn
>>205892658it's a soap opera with zombies, it's not that bad but repetitive
The entire Western world is owned and puppeteered by billionaire oligarchs and the Israeli government Not a fan personally
>>205891261>>205891261>>205891261Wehn ready I suppose
ready for 8 days of christmas specials with mummy victoria?
>>205892683Honestly mate, it really was 'that bad'. So much of the dialogue felt stilted as fuck. Tons of the zombie biting was just people standing absolutely perfectly still and having zero reaction to being grabbed by a zombie and then waiting 2-3 business days in T-pose for the bite to finally come. It was poo.
>>205892711That photo is from about 20 years ago
very early that
>>205892559Worst:1. Belgium (already filtered)2. Spain (considering filter)3. CanadaBest:1. Australia2. Thailand3. Britain
>>205892769>Spain (considering filter)I know the poster you're referring to and it's not a Spaniard, it's a German diaspora who shitposts every waking moment
HES GONE FUCKING MENTAL
um
WRAP IT UP
Demonic abuse of powers there janny
>>205891258Do they do tricks?
Canadian freak sabotaging the thread as per usualWhat a sad life he lives
yeah maybe stop making early news you spackers
janny just deleting threads willy nilly
Oh my days
Tenner the next new is from spaki, which is why that one just got deleted. Was on the blower to his janny mate
>>205893890
It's the fault of the Canuck thread spammer, who of course will not be penalised for his actions
>>205893866It's what I do!Oh... the other guy.Yeah, that XXY obsession's a bit off.
Make a /brit/ + /cum/ that'll throw him off
