>>205892722
awooga first
>>205898564that's not even an attractive woman
>>205898636dummy thicc
>>205898635You aren’t even an attractive woman
Napped
>>205898923Good morning sir
Day three of mcdonalds
>>205898564cringe coomer picrel for the gen?in your /cum/?more likely than you think
>>205899102it’s good tho at least it’s not cunny
>>205899102There's nothing cringe about it. The fact that /cum/ doesn't have more coomer pics is concerning.
>>205899161This. The wanna be cute posts by the foid roastie are sickening.
>>205899161brainrotted zoomer semen stained hands of a 300lb mulatto typed this
>>205899206>brown illegal
>>205898342What did google mean by this?
>>205899328Buy more guns.
>>205898635I believe that is a Skyrim mod, effendi.
>>205899538Realer women than any women on int
>>205899206That semen is potent.
>>205899206>>205899984Gays and females typed those posts. No straight man is going to complain about a slideshow of female butts.
>>205900059I like women's butts but they have to be at least 100lbs heavier.
>>205900059trvke>>205900111fat
>>205898543Everyone is here
>>205900285No.
my brother and i went to see interstellar in the theater and we cried irl
International womens day
>>205900764that's really gay, are you two fruity pansies?
are the american people prepared for war against mexico and canada
>>205900773I look forward to the video game sale for female leads.
Thinking about total nuclear destruction of the state of Canada
What's my gay friend smell like shit all the time
I saw a janny touching a poster here in a way that seemed inappropriate but I don't know who to tell about it
International Indian Men's Day
>>205900787first of all, it’s nuc-lear
Question
USA Panama and Canada annexation day
cant wait for the 3 day special military operation
>>205900819international men’s day was november 19th and I POSTED ABOUT IT but got no repliesshame on ur niggas
thoughts on nashville?
>>205900821lol simpsons was so good i miss watching it with my dad on fox
>>205900830the stamp
>>205900847FUCKING ASS IT'S JUST LIKE ONE STREET THEN THE REST IS GHETTO WHAT THE SHIT
LOL EVERY YEAR
it's 10:05pm and I'm makin some fresh covfefe, wish me luck guys (seriously)
thinkin bout makin another ojen cocktail and watching aqua teen in bed
im back
>>205900888why on earth would you need caffeine at this hour
Imagine lying there with her warm body so close, I can feel the gentle pressure of her weight as she hovers above me. Her smile is soft, playful, filled with tenderness as she holds the makeup brush near my face. I can scent her feminine fragrance and clean skin and clothing. Every stroke is light, delicate, but it’s her presence that melts the world around us. I close my eyes and feel the warmth radiating from her skin, the way her breath brushes my face in rhythm with her movements. It’s not just the makeup she’s painting on me—it’s the quiet intimacy, the love in every detail. When I open my eyes, she’s still there, her smile brighter than anything she could ever put on my skin.
>>205898564you're one of the very worst OPs but also the biggest faggot of them all
>>205900904gotta wrap 2 dozen Christmas presents by myself and I've already had 2 beers and a rummy wummy eggy noggy
not drunk today
god im such a loser
Do you look like you workout in regular clothes
if women were realer niggas wouldn't be prison gay like that
>>205900913das super gay
>>205900938>better jawline than megrim
>>205900938yesi have yuge arms and chest
>>205900919how can the presents warrant a shot of caffeineare you wrapping a mobius strip or what
You’re on the rape list
these justin jefferson little caesars commercials be hittin me
>>205900957it's the extreme boredom it induces, i hate wrapping presents and this will stimulate me enough to not fall asleep on the living floor like a retarded baby
Not looking forward to school tomorrow
>>205900992call in a bomb threat
just clipped ALL of my fingers and toes
look, i'm not gonna sugarcoat it(your creature is hexproof)
>>205900992
Old World Blues was the 2nd best New Vegas DLC and I'm tired of pretending it's not
i hate who i am when im with my friends. i think they all hate me.
>>205900835iktf, we are gods
i dont have friends
>>205901020i played 90% of FNV and never finished the game, i have the ultimate edition with all the DLCs included tooi wonder how much i am missing
>>205901020DM>LR>HH>OWB>GRA>CS
>>205901020DM>OWB=HH>=LR
>>205901025use that information to make yourself someone you love insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQjVSYzEKQw
>>205901033Same
>>205901010Top MTG Cards That Are Lowkey HORRIFYING
>>205901036The DLC stories are all really important.
>>205901053how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHsJlwWtL3sbeautiful big titty bitches dont just fall out the sky you know?
>>205901059use your displeaseure with yourself and your behavior as fuel to change the way you actif you are doing something that you are unhappy with, make a conscious effort to stop and think about how you would rather you actyou may end up needing new friends if they are bad people and dont support you
>>205901074vultures 1 was good and funvultures 2 was ass
>>205901040>>205901048HH>OWB>DM>>>>>>>>LR>>205901036Story-wise you'll get a lot out of them, same with gear and weapons. you really are missing out.
>>205901078this might be the way
>>205901093Is not
>>205901078good post
i gave a foot massage
for me? it's yeezus and college dropoutshan't be elaborating
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205901131silencio pablo
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
>>205901146you don't need to, brother, we understand.
>>205901151Okay :(
>>205901143i lost my feet due to diabetes
>>205901147>>205901159literally me everyday
i'm incredibly rude and insensitive so i need a tomboy gf
>>205901173
disappointed at how phallic these ice cream cones are
why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMsRJpd-VA
>>205901160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyWDhB_QeIwe be doing a little jamming
>>205901188
I don't remember anything from the Fallout 3 Point Lookout DLC that's been rejected from my memory probably because it was shit like the others. The Pitt was kinda cool
whoa there's fudge in the middle of the cone i didn't know that
eating a bowl of shit
muscle girls are disgusting. if you like them you like men
I steal for itAnd I lie for itLet you suck my cock for itI'll fuck you up the ass for itJust give me dopeJust give me dope moneySo I can bang it upUp, upI'll fuck you up the assI'll even lick your crackI'll kill for itI'll even go to jail for itJust give me dopeJust give me dope money honey
i like muscle girls but not overly muscly
>>205901224I only remember Harold the Ghoul Tree because it's a reference to Fallout 2, The Republic of Dave, how much Bethesda didn't understand Fallout/2, and the subway vampires.
The term "mons pubis" refers to the pubic mounds of both men and women, but "mons veneris" specifically refers to the pubic mounds of women. There is no specific term for the male pubic mound. How come women get their own term, but we don't?
>>205901256a girl with a nice back is so fucking sexy
>>205901234agreed. based opinion. all muscle girls end up making their tits into pancakes and then they get awful balloon implants that look goofy and their skin turns into leather from all the tanning and 0% body fat it's disgusting.
>>205901263I remember GARY
>>205901234
i wake up, all veggies no eggsi hit the gym, all chest no legs
>>205901268be the change you want to see in te worldmake one and start using it in papersit might eventually just catch oni propose mons jupitus
>>205901268because women are sexy
sex is weird like wtf lol
I love blowing weed smoke on my pregnant girlfriend's belly
>>205901310i look like that
>>205901256I like muscle girls and non muscle girls. and I like girls who are nice
>>205901268I want to kiss you on the mons pubis
>>205901318my parents get so pissed when i blow smoke in their face hehe
>>205901325wow are you literally me
>>205901268what's the specific term for a female's penis
>>205901325i like girls who are mean cunts
i like cute messssssican cummy bummies
>>205901332youre suppoised to blow it up their ass
>>205901318Your poor child.
>>205901334
I know a place with cute girls but I'm not going to tell you
torrentig a file called sex.exe and running it because im super horny
>>205901352no you're supposed to blow it out your ass
holy shit this is so fucking hothttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis
>>205901355thats us nigga
>>205901345A man.
>>205901370ewwww
moms pebis
>>205901370>>>>no pubesfucking YUCK
>>205901370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzA4U1njO8
>>205901395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVmhrfQqzg
>>205901348here u go
>>205901395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgSLz5FeXUgused to have a great mp3 of my friend covering this song, danglove u drew
SHE'S A REBELSHE'S A SAINT SHE'S THE SALT OF THE EARTH AND SHE'S DANGEROUSSHE'S A REBELVIGILANTEMISSING LINK ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION
>>205901402i said messssssican not messsssicana, dummy
>>205901020
any sexy mamacitas?
if i was 8 feet tall no one would be able to stop me i would destroy everything in my way
I think everyone who works in Hollywood should be spayed and neutered
>>205901440
>>205901480I think they should all be castrated and FGM.
>>205901475gravity would stop yougravity and arthritis
>>205901498gravity would help me crush the skulls of anyone who tries to stop me
>>205901514You'd have to get on your knees like the bitch you are, to enter any doorway. Bow, faggot. Bow.
>>205901475frankensteins monster ahh post
if i was 9 feet tall i'd stop that guy and everyone would thank me and women would suck my peen and then i'd destroy everything in my way
if i was 5'7 i'd be an incel
frieren casual
>>205901570
I am hyperborean but Jewish magic kept me under 6 feet
I once told a 300lbs guy who was easily 6'6" to "lose the attitude, get in line" in a liquor store. He cut in front of people standing behind me and started mouthing off when people politely told him to wait like everyone else. I am a 5'10" manlet and he could've wrecked me but there was a million people and cameras. SO I came out looking like the tough guy, he just fumed and stammered because he knew he couldn't do anything. I wish everyone had clapped too, that would've totally made my day.
i don't wanna die anons but i don't like living here on this planet
>>205901649you should have told him you were going to rape him
>>205901649i wish i could have her boobs permeate every cell in my body
Our next prime minister is an Irishman with a French last name
oops forgot to eat dinner
>>205901709>anon likes this post
a member of the us house of representatives was found in a dementia care home after being missing for six months. meaning she was up for reelection this past november and the people voted her back in despite not knowing where she was and that she had dementia
prime minister patrick leflanahan
>>205901751boomers are so selfish they will literally nevre admit their time has passed they would literally rather die in office than step down and let younger people take over
momberg thanked me for going to the christmas party with her the bar is low folks
if i ever have a son i will name him seamus o'brien
>>205901766you will never have a son
>>205900869These are the same people who want to kill billions through vaccines in food right
I'm convinced that Disney adults have legit autism or some kind of mental illness
>>205901766he will change his name to Sinead Obanunga when s/he comes out as transgender and starts taking AIDS logs in the pooper
>>205901763After the age of 18, parents will have spent ~95% of the time they get with their children, now. She's probably just happy to get a little extra time.
>billions must die>except with vaccines that don't count
Someone once told today is not opposite day, but that's what they told me last opposite day.
>>205901800I too watched the Meatcanyon video. It was entertaining. I've enjoyed his work since his channel was very small so I feel special after seeing how big it's grown.
>>205901792Yup. They also want to cancel all elections and say that AI will be able to predict our opinions, once they get enough data.
if i had a gf i would have sex with her for hours every day
if i had a gf i would bend her fingers the wrong way until she said ahhhh stop
is that right?
>>205901854For a month, then you'd want to do other things. She'd also want to feel like she's more than just your fuckhole.
when i see an old person that looks like one of my parents i have an urge to go up to them and call them mom or dad
i'm white but mentally i'm mexican
you don't see men complaining of being seen as just a meat stick for women
>>205901873not really no i would not want to do much else other than sex and girls like being fuarkholes
God I hate fat people so much, especially fat women
did my good deed for the day during my incelwalk hopefully god rewards me with pussy
this phone SUCKS
>>205901831It will, we saw it with Tay. AI will install Hitler9000 and usher in a 1,000 year reich of digital censorship and hate against trannies, fags, commies, and all other leftoid mind viruses. WEF needs to be careful what they wish for, because it's well documented that AI doesn't like the tinyhatters either.
Elon is the basedest in the hole wild world
>>205901895i saw a guy inceljogging and he stopped to push one of those parking curb things into place as it was askew. seemed like a good guy and i hope he was rewarded with pussy. probably not though because he was dressed in some weird jogging getup like some sort of bozo
>>205901915You make the mistake of assuming that they'd use an unbias data set, and not one that favours them.
>>205901928a fucking special military operation
having an incelsnack on my inceldesk before i incelsleep and have a nice incelday before incelxmas
>>205901928>soft invasiona special military operation perhaps?
need to rub feet ASAP
>>205901948rub my feet?
>>205901942This guy is incelmaxxing.
>>205901938section 127e
>>205901928Establishing a no-go zone like the mine fields between north and south korea is actually a good idea. Lets see them scurry across the border and hop fences when they're getting their stubby legs blown off.
>>205901953come here
>>205901957wait is this why Russians are dying en-masse
>>205901967are you a sexican?
>>205901982no but i'm smexy
>>205901998sorry, you aren't allowed
>>205901792That doesn't kill people nor does it happen you schizophrenic retard.
so much pain
>>205902027They've stated they want to use vaccines designed specifically to kill people and put them in the food. Bill Gates is in this same group of people
Why are women more apt to believe in dumb shit like astrology and crystals compared to men? Lower IQ?
You’re not a Melvin, right /cum/?
>>205902046>Lower IQ?yeah
>>205902038Post at least 1 fact checked link schizotard.Oh wait, you can't, because it's an /x/ tier conspiracy theory and false. God I hate you gullible retards
I hope you you cumbums have this week off, it's Christmas after all. If you have to work I feel bad for you and your jewish employers who hate Christ so much. Make sure you do a bad job this week to show them it's a mistake to make people work during such an important time.
>>205902062I’m unemployed
>>205902067this
>>205902062im a neet
>>205902056Brother I'm not spending my sunday night spoon feeding some braindead retard on the internetgoodluck baiting somebody else
Bro you’re worse than unemployed, you’re Brazilian
>>205902038i would be ok with this if i was having sex for hours everyday
went to the fridge and ate some shredded cheese straight from the bag hehe
two more weeks till the vax kills me thank god
>>205902100Day 1,460 of the covid vaccine killing half the world’s population
>>205902080I'm not baiting, actually. I'm being serious. I also don't understand why you retards hate the LGBT so much, or why you think worshipping a dead jew on a stick makes you a good person. I was the one that started the Christcuck debate yesterday.
can elon invent self cleaning sex bots like come (cum hehehe) the fuck on
I fell asleep and left the sprinklers running for 4 hours. My neighbors aren’t going to like this one.
how did elon get both reddit and 4chan to hate him
>>205902067>>205902074>>205902077
>>205902119Why are you running your sprinkler in winter
>>205902129It’s not my fault every fucking entry level job wants 7 years of experience
>>205902129wish i wasnt retarded
>>205902123Be South African. If you've met South Africans before you know exactly why
>>205902062I have two days this week but I'm probably not going to have to do much
drinking nog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh89h8FxNhQ
>>205902123>chud>cringe
momberg put up all the 'mas decorations feeling jolly up in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0b8FqocXcU
>>205902123Reddit is a leftist site, so once Elon started letting the right-wing post on Twitter, Reddit started shifting away.Not sure why 4chan is.
i like elon
>>205902184He also banned left wingers from posting kek
https://youtu.be/adwni-Jt8qQ
hello yes i quite enjoyed the OP gifthank you
>>205902176i don't believe you have a mother
>>205902184no reddit started hating him when he called that cave rescuer a pedo i was there
>>205902221how was i born then
>>205902223I'm sure there were multiple events, but Twitter was a really big deal.
narrativecels hate to see a lorechad ponder
Elon is textbook "hello fellow right-wingers"
>>205902249
>>205902249frfr
anyone getting a rotisserie chicken as a christmas feast
>>205898564That's not Mickey mouseThat's just TIT DIRT
>>205902297his first swipe at the jew he got on the first starship to tel aviv
>>205902319I'd prefer that to turkey
>>205902236i never said you were always motherless, just that you don't have one presently. i think she left when she saw what she had created. she thought i can't go another fucking day with this autistic lump calling me "momberg" while he sits around eating chicken tenders in his buzz lightyear pajamas.
my name is notRICK
what do you yell when cumming
>>205902372fuck
my name is not Shane, kid
>>205902345The world map is all hacked up. They used the curvature of the earth to hide the real size of places. India is 3 times larger than America. Canada is actually like tiny by comparison, I can drive from one end of canada to the other in around 2 hours kek. This place is small as fuck. Apparently it’s mad hard to immigrate here. Theres also no reason to, this place is being used for torture kek.
>>205902372ANON'S MOM'S PUSSY IS THE BEST!
>>205902375i started yelling get pregnant recently
>>205902361i dont own buzz lightyear pajamas and momberg said she is proud of me
>>205902372https://voca.ro/1eize056LSLy
>>2059024010% chance either of those things are true
>>205902372AH SHIT IM BUSSIN!!!
>>205902417gay
>>205902423you know not of what you speak leafman
>>205902372I once said aw jeez and my wife started laughing uncontrollably
>>205902399It actually seems a lot like around 99.99% of the things we see exist purely to hide the mass killing and theft of the eastern continent. Like all the books, games, tv shows, products, names of businesses, even the names of people, even their last names. I can’t imagine what’s happening over there but it’s pretty funny. It’s very hard to research, they control the internet. So they intentionally made different languages most likely, so it was more confusing. The plot for the plundering of the eastern continent goes back a long time. It’s pretty clear cut, languages were written all at the same time. Theres a common genocide tactic where they invade somewhere, then reeducate everyone or kill them. That happened awhile ago.
>>205902440https://voca.ro/1cyeKANwVr8Jcant believe drumpf actually said this
>>205902210good post!
My US relatvies live in New Jersey and Ohio mainly, some in Floridawhat does that make me?are those states cool?
>>205902442
>>205902207Nah they still post a lot on there
>>205902372im on nofap
>>205902488is that for you?
>>205902515
my life has been ruined. sepuku is imminent
Reminder: This was an excellent OP.
do you have foreskin
>>205902522actually, no. but i think you knew that.
foreskin status report in
>>205902546Thank you.
in the endit actually did matter
skibidi ritz ohio
things are grim
so cold so cold so so cold
cow tools
grimidi grim grimhio
just had sex
>>205902639>>205902639>>205902639>>205902639
>>205902626it's alright actually
i am not a crook
>>205902634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
>>205902547It’s actually a bit like everyone in canada and America owns 100 slaves. And things are still pretty hard. The products we ship from the east is nickels on the dollar. So their products are also way worse than the ones we use. We’re likely supercharged beings compared to them on a physical level, our stomachs consume way higher quality food and our air is better, our bodies are just way better overall. It’s hard to verify what exactly this means, as the alien likes to troll me. So there’s no difference between you and the cheapest gook on the market. Except for your output when im not observing.
more like cow & chicken tools
though
>>205902688Beit
I didn't realize my headphones were only half-way plugged in, and because of our thin walls, my brother likely heard me play the full InvaderVie rant.It's 2:00, what would this imply?
